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 THIS IS LOGO #1 CALLED LOGO #1 |
THEY AREN'T SHIRTS, THEY ARE JERKSHIRTS |
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SO JERKFANS UNITE AND TELL US THE 411 ON THE SHIRTS On this page, there are FIVE DIFFERENT potential logos. They are preliminary art, but once we select one, we'll get EXTREMELY TALENTED PEOPLE to make sure YOU WON'T LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE TOOL IN THE MALL WHILST WEARING YOUR JERKSHIRT. |
 SIMPLE AND SAYING IT ALL, THIS IS LOGO #2 |
 LOGO #3 IS PRETTY WORDY |
PLEASE TELL US WHAT
YOU THINK Please take a look at all five designs and send a mail to ROOT@JERKCITY.COM declaring your allegiance to a particular logo. Mails which read "THEY ALL SUCK" will be counted appropriately. |
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I REALLY HATE THEM ALL. REALLY. If you think you can do better, logo submissions are acceptable as long as they are submitted in ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR because WE'RE NOT REVERSE ENGINEERING YOUR CRAP. FREE SHIRTS AND PUBLIC RECOGNITION WILL BE HEAPED UPON YOU IF YOUR LOGO IS SELECTED. |  LOGO #4 IS A LOT OF WORK AND WILL PROBABLY HAVE MORE HUGHAUHBLAHGHUAGHUAHG |
 LOGO #5 IS THE BEST MOBILE PR WE CAN THINK OF |
SHIRTS WILL PROMPTLY
SHOW UP THUSLY All the necessary people/accounts/mailcrap have been setup to rapidly product mass quantities of JERKSHIRTS. Once we've settled on a LOGO for the shirts, we'll immediately begin to accept PRE-ORDERS for JerkShirts which means you are MERE DAYS AWAY FROM JERKIN' IT IN PUBLIC. |