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Jerkcity Museum, Item 11

"jerkcity mousepad", custom-made one-off, sent to us by a reader.

WANGS


RANDS: HELLO
DEUCE: HI
RANDS: I'M HERE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER
DEUCE: A LITTLE LESS SHOUTING PLEASE
RANDS: I WAS SHOUTING BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY
DEUCE: I LIKE DICK
RANDS: LIKE I SAID
DEUCE: DOES ANYONE ELSE TOO????????????????????????
DEUCE: ANYONE?????????????????????????????
RANDS: COUNT ME TWICE