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Jerkcity Museum, Item 14

"i love jerkcity.com", reader submitted. photographs taken at defcon. origin unknown.

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SPIGOT: I'M EATING A BREAKFAST BURRITO
PANTS: I'M WATCHING YOU EAT THE BREAKFAST BURRITO
DEUCE: BUT IT IS NOT BREAKFAST
SPIGOT: MY MOM WAS ALL "YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE CAR" AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU HITLER
DEUCE: YOU'VE CONFUSED ME WITH THAT ONE -- I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING BREAKFAST BURRITOS NOT BREAKFAST ANGST