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Jerkcity Museum, Item 17

"hug" Never published, no reason given. Used briefly as a promotional piece on early version of the links page.

WANGS


DEUCE: WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LOVE ME
PANTS: I JERK TWO DICKS BEFORE I JERK TWO DICKS
PANTS: IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL RIGHT
PANTS: HONK HONK HONK
DEUCE: I DON'T UNDERSTAND