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Jerkcity Museum, Item 18

An animated pants! The origin of this piece is unknown, submitted to staff anonymously.

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DEUCE: IT'S LIKE I'VE GOT THE GAY THAT JUST WON'T STOP
SPIGOT: YOU NEED GAY AWAY
DEUCE: CAN I GET THAT IN A SPRAY CAN OR ONLY IN ROLL-ON?
SPIGOT: I WANT MCDONALDS
DEUCE: SIR I'M GOING TO NEED AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION BEFORE THE GAY OVERWHELMS ME