pants: ONE TIME I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS pants: THEN THIS MEXICAN RAPES ME IN THE MOUTH AND OTHERWISE pants: I'M LIKE pants: HEY pants: QUIT IT pants: BUT RAPE ME HE DID pants: MAN ALIVE I LEARNED A LESSON THAT DAY pants: MY KNEEPADS ARE WEARING OUT
pants: THAT'S RIGHT pants: THEY ARE LINING UP, TAKING TURNS, KEEPING WATCH, SELLING ME OFF pants: HATING IT BUT GLAD I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING pants: MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT ME pants: I'LL NEVER LEARN pants: LOST AND CONFUSED pants: LOST AND CONFUSED WAIT NO BACK TO THE CELL BLOCK pants: THIS SUCKS
rands: AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO MOVE "BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III" TO A FALL RELEASE pants: I AM BOTH OUTRAGED AND SADDENED pants: YET I AM ALSO AROUSED AND ERECT rands: HERE IT COMES pants: I AM ENGORGED WITH BLOOD pants: RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR OR WHATEVER IT IS WE DO AROUND HERE rands: I EXPLAINED THIS BEFORE AND IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE: pants: LISTENING CAREFULLY rands: WE CAN'T AFFORD MORGAN FREEMAN AND ASHLEY JUDD pants: WYNONA FOREVER rands: WE'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A BALDWIN pants: WINO FOREVER