6738 |
8/20/2017 |
childhood obesity and diabetes |
spigot |
6388 |
8/11/2016 |
church of jesus christ of latter day suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
spigot |
4583 |
6/29/2011 |
$1.40 |
deuce,pants |
2229 |
12/5/2004 |
(chorus) my favorite bonghit is bonghit number uh |
pants |
2880 |
9/16/2006 |
(fuck or fight) or (fistfuck and strangle) |
pants,atandt |
1487 |
10/25/2002 |
(long black smear) |
pants,atandt |
1488 |
10/26/2002 |
(series of faces) |
spigot,rands |
6222 |
2/25/2016 |
*)y&8888888888 |
pants |
6434 |
9/29/2016 |
*foomp* flour sack explodes |
dick,deuce,pants |
6035 |
8/8/2015 |
*plonk* whoops |
rands,deuce |
2692 |
3/13/2006 |
+bites +clamps |
pants,ozone |
1485 |
10/23/2002 |
-24 (garbled) 1992 lowercase r dot |
spigot |
2377 |
5/2/2005 |
/dev/null |
ozone,atandt,hanford |
1345 |
6/7/2002 |
1-186 not covered |
pants,spigot,deuce |
6097 |
10/9/2015 |
100% of 100% |
pants |
367 |
10/4/1999 |
100,000 pyramid |
spigot,deuce |
210 |
5/4/1999 |
10:18 PM |
rands,deuce |
6955 |
3/30/2018 |
10:34 |
spigot |
5355 |
9/13/2013 |
18 or abused |
deuce,spigot |
3389 |
2/12/2008 |
1976 |
deuce,spigot |
1117 |
10/22/2001 |
1997 |
rands |
4655 |
9/9/2011 |
2 3 7 |
deuce |
234 |
5/27/1999 |
2 mins |
rands,spigot,deuce |
2981 |
12/31/2006 |
200 years of jerkcity |
spigot,deuce |
2510 |
9/12/2005 |
2020 |
deuce,spigot |
2930 |
11/8/2006 |
2039 |
pants,atandt |
6257 |
3/31/2016 |
21918.1457401762.f0b44dd0310152b1d85188330803b17f |
pants |
3453 |
4/16/2008 |
2fiab |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3000 |
1/19/2007 |
3,000 |
spigot,pants,bung,net,hanford,atandt,ozone,dick,deuce,rands |
2968 |
12/18/2006 |
322c3220 3 PERFECT 2c3239 3000 |
pants,deuce |
2734 |
4/25/2006 |
40 miles to the opposite rim |
deuce,rands,ozone |
842 |
1/14/2001 |
4:20 |
spigot,pants |
494 |
2/2/2000 |
4AM bonghit |
deuce,pants,spigot |
5330 |
8/19/2013 |
500 |
pants,deuce |
929 |
4/11/2001 |
5:05 showing |
rands |
6814 |
11/10/2017 |
729 |
deuce,pants |
4452 |
1/28/2011 |
73's to ya |
spigot |
1964 |
2/17/2004 |
7t fffffffffffffffffffffffff |
pants |
2978 |
12/28/2006 |
8 boxes to my face |
spigot |
4840 |
3/26/2012 |
9'k9. |
spigot |
6210 |
2/9/2016 |
900 dicks |
pants |
5416 |
11/22/2013 |
90gu3w qj3wg |
spigot |
312 |
8/11/1999 |
999999 |
pants,spigot |
6460 |
10/25/2016 |
:duck: |
deuce |
1729 |
6/25/2003 |
A Cookie |
pants |
1711 |
6/7/2003 |
A Slow Start |
pants |
1817 |
9/24/2003 |
A+++++ |
spigot |
258 |
6/20/1999 |
AGLHALGHALGH |
deuce,pants |
1524 |
12/1/2002 |
AMS |
pants,spigot |
1743 |
7/9/2003 |
ANOTHER JEWEL BOOK |
spigot |
1741 |
7/7/2003 |
ANY KIND OF TREE |
pants |
1415 |
8/15/2002 |
ASCII cunts |
pants,deuce |
554 |
4/2/2000 |
BEENZ |
spigot,deuce |
1481 |
10/19/2002 |
BRACKAHAWK DOWN |
pants,spigot |
1264 |
3/18/2002 |
Beating Off |
spigot,deuce |
2835 |
8/2/2006 |
C.F.O.L. |
rands,hanford |
1055 |
8/21/2001 |
C.R.A.P. |
spigot |
2624 |
1/4/2006 |
CENSORED BY GOVT |
atandt |
1746 |
7/12/2003 |
CEO |
pants,deuce |
1266 |
3/20/2002 |
CHOMO |
deuce,pants |
1744 |
7/10/2003 |
CHOWN |
pants |
718 |
9/10/2000 |
CS101 |
deuce,bung |
1631 |
3/19/2003 |
Choking |
pants |
1716 |
6/12/2003 |
Clean Plate |
spigot, pants |
2844 |
8/11/2006 |
D- |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1635 |
3/23/2003 |
Dick Poem |
rands,deuce |
1690 |
5/17/2003 |
E5 |
pants,spigot |
6981 |
0/0/0 |
EPOTOCCUPIED |
deuce,pants |
1250 |
3/4/2002 |
Extreme Deuce |
deuce |
676 |
7/30/2000 |
FIGHT CRUB |
deuce,spigot |
1739 |
7/5/2003 |
FRENCH FOR |
toilet |
1184 |
12/28/2001 |
FYI |
deuce |
4531 |
4/28/2011 |
GLAHGLUHAULGHAG |
pants |
1715 |
6/11/2003 |
Gay Lime Pie |
pants |
1393 |
7/24/2002 |
Gay? |
pants, net |
1265 |
3/19/2002 |
Girls of Jerkcity |
rands,pants |
1298 |
4/21/2002 |
HEY |
spigot |
1258 |
3/12/2002 |
HMMMMMM |
deuce,rands |
248 |
6/10/1999 |
HTML |
pants,spigot |
474 |
1/13/2000 |
HTML is hard |
pants,spigot |
1053 |
8/19/2001 |
HUP |
deuce,pants |
1260 |
3/14/2002 |
Hi Rands |
deuce,rands |
97 |
12/31/1998 |
I said bjork |
pants, spigot |
1709 |
6/5/2003 |
ISM |
pants,spigot |
1713 |
6/9/2003 |
Impeach Bush |
spigot |
2834 |
8/2/2006 |
J.E.B.S. |
atandt |
1745 |
7/11/2003 |
JERK MACHINE |
rands,deuce |
1747 |
7/13/2003 |
JON BON JOVI |
rands,deuce |
1667 |
4/24/2003 |
MOM.GIF |
deuce,spigot |
868 |
2/9/2001 |
MSN |
pants,deuce |
1263 |
3/17/2002 |
Mideast Violence |
spigot |
358 |
9/25/1999 |
NICK PISSPIG |
pants,spigot |
1115 |
10/20/2001 |
NO CARRIER |
deuce,pants |
1764 |
7/30/2003 |
OK YELLING NOW |
rands |
1740 |
7/6/2003 |
OVEN MITT |
dick, deuce, hitler |
286 |
7/17/1999 |
Operation: Noble Anvil |
deuce,spigot |
1297 |
4/20/2002 |
PAMELA SUE |
rands,spigot |
700 |
8/23/2000 |
PBS |
spigot |
1390 |
7/21/2002 |
POSIX PRIX |
pants,deuce |
1945 |
1/30/2004 |
PUDDINGFISH DIZZY |
spigot,deuce |
288 |
7/19/1999 |
Pachelbel |
deuce,spigot |
4571 |
6/9/2011 |
Picture Of A Sock In The Parking Lot (Revisited) |
sock |
1564 |
1/10/2003 |
Punchings |
deuce |
295 |
7/26/1999 |
RED ALERT |
pants |
1191 |
1/4/2002 |
RFC-1459 |
pants,rands |
1634 |
3/22/2003 |
ROTFSD |
spigot |
1636 |
3/24/2003 |
Rape Farm |
deuce |
654 |
7/9/2000 |
S.O.S. |
spigot |
226 |
5/19/1999 |
SE7EN |
spigot,rands |
1761 |
7/27/2003 |
SHAVE ME |
rands,deuce |
1760 |
7/26/2003 |
SIGN-UP |
rands,deuce |
299 |
7/30/1999 |
SPOILERS AHEAD |
spigot,deuce |
509 |
2/17/2000 |
STDERR |
pants |
1714 |
6/10/2003 |
Slim Jim |
spigot |
683 |
8/6/2000 |
T SPIGOT I HAD A DREAM |
deuce,spigot |
486 |
1/25/2000 |
TCP/IP |
deuce,rands |
4388 |
11/23/2010 |
TITLE |
woman |
452 |
12/25/1999 |
The Jerkcity Christmas Special |
pants |
1261 |
3/15/2002 |
This Just In |
pants |
1392 |
7/23/2002 |
Top Hats |
rands |
1753 |
7/19/2003 |
U.S.A. OUT OF JERKCITY |
spigot |
1728 |
6/24/2003 |
USUX0RS |
pants,spigot |
236 |
5/29/1999 |
W.W. III |
pants,bung,deuce,spigot |
266 |
6/27/1999 |
WAR |
spigot,deuce |
1765 |
7/31/2003 |
WHAT THE |
rands |
1738 |
7/4/2003 |
WHAT THE HELL |
spigot |
1371 |
7/2/2002 |
WTO |
spigot |
1112 |
10/17/2001 |
WWJA |
atandt |
314 |
8/13/1999 |
Waiting for Godot |
spigot |
1730 |
6/26/2003 |
What's the Haps? |
spigot |
1637 |
3/25/2003 |
Wheel of GHLAGHLG |
spigot,deuce |
3576 |
8/17/2008 |
X |
everybody |
2972 |
12/22/2006 |
XXX dicks |
pants,deuce |
262 |
6/24/1999 |
Y/N |
deuce,pants |
461 |
1/1/2000 |
Y2GAY |
pants,deuce |
924 |
4/6/2001 |
YHOO |
pants |
1742 |
7/8/2003 |
YOUR AD HERE |
spigot |
1632 |
3/20/2003 |
Your bumper |
pants, deuce, rands |
5091 |
12/22/2012 |
[4~ |
deuce |
6147 |
11/30/2015 |
a 30 min documentary on the making of |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4523 |
4/20/2011 |
a b = b a |
spigot,deuce |
6489 |
11/25/2016 |
a baby changing station |
deuce,spigot |
6763 |
9/18/2017 |
a balanced breakfast |
spigot |
3155 |
6/23/2007 |
a bear named spigot |
spigot |
4774 |
1/17/2012 |
a bear named spigot |
spigot |
5487 |
2/5/2014 |
a beautiful day in the neighborhood |
spigot,deuce |
3118 |
5/17/2007 |
a beautiful world |
deuce,pants |
6231 |
3/5/2016 |
a big can-do |
pants,deuce |
4269 |
7/26/2010 |
a big hat |
spigot |
4594 |
7/10/2011 |
a big joke |
spigot |
3561 |
8/2/2008 |
a big man |
pants,deuce |
609 |
5/26/2000 |
a big red snapper |
spigot |
1973 |
2/26/2004 |
a bird yeah |
pants |
5838 |
1/23/2015 |
a bouquet of love |
pants,deuce |
1907 |
12/23/2003 |
a brand new wang for xmas |
deuce,pants |
6703 |
7/15/2017 |
a bride of christ |
spigot,pants |
4103 |
2/4/2010 |
a brief intermission |
spigot |
642 |
6/28/2000 |
a bright shiny angel |
spigot |
952 |
5/5/2001 |
a broken dream |
deuce |
6474 |
11/8/2016 |
a bug that scares my friend |
deuce,pants |
4386 |
11/20/2010 |
a celebration of sorts |
pants |
2306 |
2/20/2005 |
a celebration of women |
spigot |
6712 |
7/24/2017 |
a chorus line |
deuce,spigot |
2729 |
4/20/2006 |
a close one |
deuce,spigot,bung |
2289 |
2/3/2005 |
a cocksucking commando storming the countryside |
spigot,pants |
5196 |
4/7/2013 |
a cold and lonely sock |
pants |
647 |
7/2/2000 |
a complicated cry for help |
pants |
31 |
9/23/1998 |
a conundrum |
|
545 |
3/24/2000 |
a cornfed american beauty |
atandt,pants |
5093 |
12/24/2012 |
a cracker jack surprise |
pants,deuce |
4228 |
6/15/2010 |
a cracking sound |
deuce,pants |
52 |
10/19/1998 |
a crip or a blood |
|
3183 |
7/21/2007 |
a crowd forms |
pants |
2095 |
6/28/2004 |
a crown of thorns on -his- wang |
pants,deuce |
6828 |
11/23/2017 |
a culture which allows sexual harrassment to continue |
deuce,spigot |
6865 |
12/30/2017 |
a cup of sugar |
effigy,deuce |
1710 |
6/6/2003 |
a dangerous drug |
spigot,deuce |
881 |
2/22/2001 |
a day at the races |
spigot |
195 |
4/20/1999 |
a day in the life |
pants |
5062 |
11/20/2012 |
a day in the life |
deuce |
6216 |
2/18/2016 |
a delicate operation |
pants |
6237 |
3/11/2016 |
a direct order |
spigot,pants,deuce |
376 |
10/12/1999 |
a dollop |
deuce,pants |
2506 |
9/8/2005 |
a dong around my waist like a belt |
spigot |
6638 |
5/6/2017 |
a duck choking |
spigot |
5744 |
10/21/2014 |
a ducks says |
pants,deuce |
6469 |
11/3/2016 |
a duel it shall be sir |
deuce,pants |
6157 |
12/10/2015 |
a fair question but not a reasonable question |
pants |
2716 |
4/6/2006 |
a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse |
spigot |
4190 |
5/6/2010 |
a feast for the senses |
pants |
6769 |
9/24/2017 |
a few extra to cover my future mistakes |
deuce |
5739 |
10/16/2014 |
a few of my favorite things |
spigot |
5052 |
11/10/2012 |
a fine mess |
spigot |
1331 |
5/24/2002 |
a fine romance |
spigot,deuce |
324 |
8/23/1999 |
a fireside chat |
deuce |
3115 |
5/14/2007 |
a funeral for deuce |
pants,ozone |
5935 |
4/30/2015 |
a future for my boner |
pants,deuce |
4584 |
6/30/2011 |
a game of nuts |
pants,deuce |
2443 |
7/7/2005 |
a gay man in my pants (pt. 1) |
deuce,net |
2444 |
7/8/2005 |
a gay man in my pants (pt. 2) |
deuce,net |
2789 |
6/19/2006 |
a gentle introduction to jerkcity |
hanford,rands |
4827 |
3/13/2012 |
a gentle word, a kind look |
deuce |
5948 |
5/13/2015 |
a gentleman's agreement |
pants |
633 |
6/19/2000 |
a glass of rape |
spigot |
5714 |
9/21/2014 |
a good boy |
pants,deuce |
6666 |
6/3/2017 |
a good impression |
deuce,pants |
54 |
10/21/1998 |
a good laugh |
|
59 |
10/29/1998 |
a good magician |
|
4492 |
3/20/2011 |
a good old fashioned |
pants |
98 |
1/3/1999 |
a good running start |
dick, deuce |
3895 |
7/2/2009 |
a good squeeze |
spigot,deuce |
5023 |
10/12/2012 |
a grand love story |
deuce,pants |
3585 |
8/26/2008 |
a great idea |
spigot,deuce |
3877 |
6/14/2009 |
a groove called love |
deuce,spigot |
1430 |
8/29/2002 |
a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work) |
pants,hanford |
4915 |
6/14/2012 |
a hard reset |
pants |
2492 |
8/25/2005 |
a healthy debate this is not |
ozone,deuce |
5641 |
7/10/2014 |
a heavy grift |
pants |
4775 |
1/18/2012 |
a helpful hint |
spigot |
3213 |
8/20/2007 |
a hen or a duck |
pants,deuce |
4896 |
5/26/2012 |
a holiday tradition worth celebrating |
pants |
5497 |
2/15/2014 |
a hollow voice |
pants,deuce |
5305 |
7/25/2013 |
a huge bend in it |
deuce |
475 |
1/14/2000 |
a huge spaceship |
spigot |
5556 |
4/15/2014 |
a human beat box |
spigot |
598 |
5/16/2000 |
a jerkcity tribute |
spigot,pants |
3267 |
10/13/2007 |
a kind of toilet |
spigot,deuce |
442 |
12/15/1999 |
a letter to ice cube |
deuce,pants |
6286 |
4/30/2016 |
a little house in the woods |
pants |
1453 |
9/21/2002 |
a little more j, a lot less o |
spigot,deuce |
6587 |
3/14/2017 |
a little mustard, some rye bread |
net,deuce,pants |
4156 |
3/30/2010 |
a little over three times |
pants,deuce |
4441 |
1/17/2011 |
a little puffy |
spigot,pants |
306 |
8/6/1999 |
a little sick of poptarts |
deuce,spigot |
6891 |
1/25/2018 |
a little something like this |
spigot |
541 |
3/20/2000 |
a little uninteresting |
deuce,atandt |
5364 |
9/22/2013 |
a long series of probing and sucking |
net,pants |
409 |
11/13/1999 |
a long-overdue explanation |
deuce |
666 |
7/20/2000 |
a look inside |
deuce |
3904 |
7/11/2009 |
a lot more |
deuce,spigot |
6836 |
12/1/2017 |
a lot more |
deuce,pants |
5692 |
8/30/2014 |
a lot more comfortable |
spigot,deuce |
3652 |
11/1/2008 |
a lot to contribute |
spigot,pants |
3384 |
2/7/2008 |
a love story |
pants,deuce |
221 |
5/14/1999 |
a lovely dinner party |
rands,spigot |
2685 |
3/6/2006 |
a match made in heaven |
pants |
3240 |
9/16/2007 |
a matter worth considering |
pants |
356 |
9/23/1999 |
a message to gay aliens |
spigot,deuce |
2810 |
7/10/2006 |
a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 1 |
atandt,rands,net |
5678 |
8/16/2014 |
a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 2 |
ozone,atandt |
1012 |
7/5/2001 |
a modest request |
deuce |
279 |
7/10/1999 |
a moment |
spigot |
597 |
5/15/2000 |
a moment of silence |
deuce |
1125 |
10/30/2001 |
a moment of silence |
spigot |
3418 |
3/12/2008 |
a moment of silence |
pants |
1259 |
3/13/2002 |
a moment's pause |
pants |
3099 |
4/28/2007 |
a moral dilemma |
net,deuce |
776 |
11/7/2000 |
a mystery for rands |
rands |
3468 |
5/1/2008 |
a nest in your chest |
pants,deuce |
6320 |
6/3/2016 |
a nest of eggs |
deuce |
3163 |
7/1/2007 |
a new hope (dvd extras) |
pants |
1435 |
9/3/2002 |
a night at the opera |
pants,deuce |
1414 |
8/14/2002 |
a night at the races |
pants,spigot,deuce |
2636 |
1/16/2006 |
a night at the races |
pants,atandt |
2893 |
9/29/2006 |
a normal conversation |
rands,deuce |
5652 |
7/21/2014 |
a picture of my breakfast |
spigot,pants |
2702 |
3/23/2006 |
a piece of that |
pants,deuce |
6354 |
7/7/2016 |
a piggyback ride to chinatown |
deuce,pants |
6821 |
11/16/2017 |
a place of deep and profound pain |
spigot |
6411 |
9/3/2016 |
a plate of figs |
spigot |
3370 |
1/24/2008 |
a plump night out |
spigot,pants |
549 |
3/28/2000 |
a poem by dick |
dick |
5365 |
9/23/2013 |
a pointless act, indeed |
pants |
5381 |
10/15/2013 |
a poofy cloud of gay fatness |
spigot |
6523 |
1/2/2017 |
a potemkin village |
deuce,dick,pants |
6683 |
6/25/2017 |
a pounding sensation |
spigot,pants |
4276 |
8/2/2010 |
a power of two |
pants,spigot |
4619 |
8/4/2011 |
a power of two |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4809 |
2/24/2012 |
a pox on your house |
pants,atandt |
222 |
5/15/1999 |
a prayer |
pants,deuce |
608 |
5/25/2000 |
a promotion for rands |
rands |
1235 |
2/17/2002 |
a proof of life |
deuce |
6706 |
7/18/2017 |
a prune or a corn cob |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4739 |
12/13/2011 |
a quick call |
spigot |
5083 |
12/14/2012 |
a quick nap |
pants |
2112 |
7/15/2004 |
a real american patriot |
deuce |
6329 |
6/12/2016 |
a real push-and- smoosh |
spigot,pants |
1950 |
2/3/2004 |
a recitation of the works of robert frost by deuce |
deuce |
414 |
11/17/1999 |
a recurring theme |
pants,rands |
6132 |
11/15/2015 |
a regular-like thing with him |
pants |
291 |
7/22/1999 |
a retraction |
spigot |
4758 |
1/1/2012 |
a ride home and a shirt |
spigot,pants |
1940 |
1/25/2004 |
a ride to the 7-11 |
deuce,pants |
6906 |
2/9/2018 |
a romantic evening part 1 of 2 |
deuce,pants |
6907 |
2/10/2018 |
a romantic evening part 2 of 2 |
deuce,pants |
1305 |
4/28/2002 |
a salacious rooster of a little man |
deuce |
327 |
8/26/1999 |
a scene from a movie |
pants |
141 |
3/4/1999 |
a science |
pants |
4613 |
7/29/2011 |
a secret crush on spigot |
spigot |
1014 |
7/8/2001 |
a series of on and off pulses |
deuce |
5402 |
11/5/2013 |
a series of things |
pants,deuce |
2340 |
3/26/2005 |
a sewing machine |
deuce,pants |
6188 |
1/10/2016 |
a shopping mall in cyberspace |
pants,deuce |
6576 |
3/3/2017 |
a short break |
spigot |
390 |
10/25/1999 |
a short sharp spurt |
spigot |
296 |
7/27/1999 |
a shortcut through the bushes |
spigot |
5058 |
11/16/2012 |
a show of dongs |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6247 |
3/21/2016 |
a sideboob to cry on |
deuce,pants |
5384 |
10/18/2013 |
a sign of sinister gayness |
deuce |
682 |
8/5/2000 |
a simple plan |
spigot |
4413 |
12/20/2010 |
a simple plan |
pants,deuce |
1290 |
4/13/2002 |
a simple situation |
spigot |
6361 |
7/14/2016 |
a single baby carrot |
spigot |
6705 |
7/17/2017 |
a slave in a sex fdungeon |
deuce,pants |
5784 |
11/30/2014 |
a small asteroid |
deuce |
5392 |
10/26/2013 |
a small funnel |
pants |
5950 |
5/15/2015 |
a small village |
deuce |
6375 |
7/29/2016 |
a soft glow |
spigot,pants |
4936 |
7/9/2012 |
a song for spigot |
spigot |
6119 |
10/31/2015 |
a special request |
pants |
6263 |
4/6/2016 |
a splork of spurt |
spigot |
2956 |
12/5/2006 |
a steady diet of delicious chum |
pants,deuce |
4399 |
12/4/2010 |
a steel trap |
pants,deuce |
2944 |
11/23/2006 |
a stickly, unsightly manner |
deuce,pants |
771 |
11/2/2000 |
a stopped clock |
pants,deuce |
182 |
4/8/1999 |
a story as old as time |
deuce,rands |
1360 |
6/22/2002 |
a strange melange |
spigot |
670 |
7/24/2000 |
a stunning revelation |
deuce,pants |
3157 |
6/25/2007 |
a sucking snake |
pants,deuce |
6005 |
7/9/2015 |
a superposition of both |
pants,deuce |
809 |
12/9/2000 |
a terrible blow |
pants,deuce |
4948 |
7/21/2012 |
a terrible secret that i need you to take to your grave |
spigot |
5098 |
12/29/2012 |
a tool tip |
pants |
276 |
7/7/1999 |
a total cocksucker |
spigot |
6935 |
3/10/2018 |
a tour de force |
net,dick,spigot,pants |
3375 |
1/29/2008 |
a towel and some certs |
deuce,pants,spigot |
6250 |
3/24/2016 |
a traffic cone |
deuce,pants |
634 |
6/20/2000 |
a two prick system |
deuce,spigot |
2360 |
4/15/2005 |
a typically plaintive request |
spigot,pants |
3410 |
3/4/2008 |
a valuable lesson |
pants,deuce |
6185 |
1/7/2016 |
a very abstract museum |
pants,deuce |
2731 |
4/22/2006 |
a very emotional episode of spigot the bear |
spigot,pants |
2295 |
2/9/2005 |
a very good thing |
pants,rands |
2499 |
9/1/2005 |
a very happy ending |
spigot,deuce |
2913 |
10/20/2006 |
a very important announcement |
deuce,pants |
6008 |
7/12/2015 |
a very important announcement |
pants |
3933 |
8/9/2009 |
a very important message from spigot the bear |
spigot |
4020 |
11/8/2009 |
a very important message from spigot the bear |
spigot |
5751 |
10/28/2014 |
a very long time indeed |
pants,deuce |
1501 |
11/8/2002 |
a very religious little man |
deuce |
2843 |
8/10/2006 |
a very serious drinking problem, indeed |
pants,rands,deuce |
197 |
4/22/1999 |
a very sincere apology |
spigot |
235 |
5/28/1999 |
a very sincere apology ii |
spigot |
5101 |
1/1/2013 |
a very special announcement for 2013 |
spigot |
6727 |
8/9/2017 |
a very special announcement for 2017 |
spigot |
2711 |
4/1/2006 |
a very special episode of spigot the bear |
spigot |
1682 |
5/9/2003 |
a very tiny tardis |
pants,spigot |
6397 |
8/20/2016 |
a way of life |
deuce,pants |
5347 |
9/5/2013 |
a wet tube sock |
spigot |
5188 |
3/30/2013 |
a whole pie |
spigot |
6598 |
3/27/2017 |
a wholesome meme |
deuce,spigot |
4097 |
1/29/2010 |
a wide h |
spigot,deuce |
5912 |
4/7/2015 |
a word from our sponsor |
pants,hanford |
4309 |
9/4/2010 |
a word from the management |
spigot |
3130 |
5/29/2007 |
a work of art or creation of nature |
atandt |
3923 |
7/30/2009 |
a world of sharing, caring |
spigot |
6766 |
9/21/2017 |
a wormhole to another region of spacetime |
deuce,pants |
2093 |
6/26/2004 |
a, b, c, d: all dicks |
spigot,pants |
4074 |
1/6/2010 |
a/s/l |
deuce,spigot |
4914 |
6/13/2012 |
a/s/l |
deuce,spigot |
33 |
9/25/1998 |
aaron spelling |
spigot |
2622 |
1/2/2006 |
abandon all hope |
pants |
200 |
4/24/1999 |
abbott and costello |
pants,rands |
6827 |
11/22/2017 |
ablgk blgth |
spigot |
1247 |
3/1/2002 |
abort retry ignore fail |
pants,ozone |
1625 |
3/13/2003 |
abortion funding |
pants |
4567 |
6/5/2011 |
about 80 years ago |
spigot |
4066 |
12/27/2009 |
about box |
pants,deuce |
5228 |
5/9/2013 |
about fries |
spigot |
1499 |
11/6/2002 |
about last night |
net,deuce |
3168 |
7/6/2007 |
about last week |
spigot |
4675 |
10/6/2011 |
absolutely everywhere |
pants,spigot |
4643 |
8/28/2011 |
absolutely required |
deuce,pants |
3036 |
2/24/2007 |
absolutely true story |
spigot |
1647 |
4/4/2003 |
abuse of the pump machine |
pants,rands,deuce |
3156 |
6/24/2007 |
accident owned bounced |
deuce |
467 |
1/6/2000 |
achoo |
deuce,pants |
5757 |
11/3/2014 |
actions not words |
pants,deuce |
2397 |
5/22/2005 |
actual ad copy submitted to client (rejected) |
spigot |
4838 |
3/24/2012 |
actually anything but |
spigot,pants,deuce |
2640 |
1/20/2006 |
actually asking two questions |
pants,deuce |
1344 |
6/6/2002 |
actually inside the box |
spigot,deuce |
4012 |
10/31/2009 |
adam's pumpkin |
pants |
4900 |
5/30/2012 |
add 1-3 inches |
pants,spigot |
2988 |
1/7/2007 |
add me to the list |
spigot,pants |
6607 |
4/5/2017 |
adorable |
pants |
2818 |
7/17/2006 |
adventure game |
effigy |
4490 |
3/18/2011 |
after the fact |
deuce,pants |
3658 |
11/7/2008 |
after the jump |
spigot |
4132 |
3/6/2010 |
after the rains have gone |
pants |
2556 |
10/29/2005 |
aftermath |
rands,deuce |
865 |
2/6/2001 |
agagag |
deuce,pants |
2805 |
7/5/2006 |
again with the dick |
rands,spigot |
275 |
7/6/1999 |
again with the moon |
spigot |
2106 |
7/9/2004 |
against the world |
deuce,pants |
6951 |
3/26/2018 |
agreeable, plump |
pants |
6513 |
12/23/2016 |
ahem |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4786 |
1/29/2012 |
ahem pay attention |
pants |
1518 |
11/25/2002 |
aids cam |
pants,rands,spigot |
843 |
1/15/2001 |
aids quilt |
spigot |
4199 |
5/15/2010 |
aids walk |
spigot |
543 |
3/22/2000 |
aikido |
spigot,pants,deuce |
2799 |
6/29/2006 |
aim for my tits |
spigot |
293 |
7/24/1999 |
air force, navy, marines |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1577 |
1/23/2003 |
aka odwalla bongwater |
deuce,pants,rands,atandt |
3111 |
5/10/2007 |
aka spigot the bear |
spigot,deuce |
3911 |
7/18/2009 |
albedo 0.3888888888888887 |
deuce |
3699 |
12/18/2008 |
all a dream |
pants,spigot |
4934 |
7/7/2012 |
all a dream |
pants,spigot |
3780 |
3/9/2009 |
all a-twitter |
pants,deuce |
4771 |
1/14/2012 |
all aboard |
spigot |
3728 |
1/16/2009 |
all about [spigot's] nuts |
spigot,deuce |
1021 |
7/15/2001 |
all about the boners |
deuce,pants |
2625 |
1/5/2006 |
all around |
spigot |
3792 |
3/21/2009 |
all at once |
pants,deuce |
2063 |
5/27/2004 |
all at once (part 1) |
spigot,pants |
1408 |
8/8/2002 |
all beef |
spigot |
3594 |
9/4/2008 |
all been very |
spigot |
4483 |
3/4/2011 |
all day every day |
spigot |
3916 |
7/23/2009 |
all day long |
spigot |
2077 |
6/10/2004 |
all dicks are pricks but not all pricks are dicks |
spigot,pants,deuce |
756 |
10/18/2000 |
all discs shuffle |
deuce,pants |
4759 |
1/2/2012 |
all done |
deuce,pants |
3188 |
7/26/2007 |
all for one and one for all |
net,pants,deuce |
1958 |
2/11/2004 |
all he wants in the world |
pants |
2446 |
7/10/2005 |
all i can spell is pain |
deuce,spigot |
4394 |
11/29/2010 |
all i care about is... |
pants,spigot |
6642 |
5/10/2017 |
all i care about these days |
spigot |
5520 |
3/10/2014 |
all i have in this world |
pants |
5968 |
6/2/2015 |
all i have to say |
pants |
6604 |
4/2/2017 |
all i know is |
pants |
5244 |
5/25/2013 |
all i learned from life |
pants |
527 |
3/6/2000 |
all i needed to know |
pants,deuce |
2161 |
9/29/2004 |
all i wanted was my bra back |
deuce,spigot |
63 |
11/4/1998 |
all in favor |
|
6681 |
6/18/2017 |
all in good fun |
deuce,pants |
2666 |
2/15/2006 |
all in the game |
pants |
5367 |
9/25/2013 |
all into my mouth |
spigot |
6440 |
10/5/2016 |
all lined up |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2308 |
2/22/2005 |
all mixed up |
spigot |
4262 |
7/19/2010 |
all my cupcakes |
deuce,pants |
3082 |
4/11/2007 |
all my online dongs |
spigot |
3179 |
7/17/2007 |
all of you |
spigot,deuce |
6245 |
3/19/2016 |
all on top of me |
spigot,pants |
5047 |
11/5/2012 |
all out of time |
deuce |
5184 |
3/26/2013 |
all over my dumb face |
pants,spigot |
6030 |
8/3/2015 |
all over my face |
spigot |
3353 |
1/7/2008 |
all over my face and hands |
deuce,pants |
3450 |
4/13/2008 |
all over my new dress |
pants,spigot |
5255 |
6/5/2013 |
all over my nuts |
spigot |
2550 |
10/23/2005 |
all over the face |
spigot |
5146 |
2/15/2013 |
all over the place |
dick |
2280 |
1/25/2005 |
all over the webcam |
pants,spigot |
4339 |
10/4/2010 |
all over your face |
spigot |
3767 |
2/24/2009 |
all right fine |
spigot,pants |
1475 |
10/13/2002 |
all singing all dancing |
pants,spigot |
3914 |
7/21/2009 |
all smooshy |
deuce,spigot |
1335 |
5/28/2002 |
all that for a for loop |
pants,deuce |
5866 |
2/20/2015 |
all that we have to give |
pants |
5356 |
9/14/2013 |
all the bread at whole foods |
spigot,pants |
6057 |
8/30/2015 |
all the cookies and chips |
pants,deuce |
4993 |
9/4/2012 |
all the hubbub |
pants,deuce |
4700 |
11/1/2011 |
all the layers of gown |
pants |
6795 |
10/22/2017 |
all the moves |
pants |
2110 |
7/13/2004 |
all the orcs and shit |
rands,deuce |
1825 |
10/2/2003 |
all the problems |
spigot |
3714 |
1/2/2009 |
all the queer protocols |
spigot |
4623 |
8/8/2011 |
all the same gun |
deuce,spigot |
4119 |
2/20/2010 |
all the trash compactors |
pants |
4299 |
8/25/2010 |
all the way |
pants,spigot |
3756 |
2/13/2009 |
all the way around |
pants,deuce |
2462 |
7/26/2005 |
all the way back |
spigot |
3614 |
9/24/2008 |
all the way deep |
pants,deuce |
2539 |
10/12/2005 |
all the way to god |
spigot,pants |
6024 |
7/28/2015 |
all the wonderful, colorful dicks |
pants |
127 |
2/18/1999 |
all these hackers |
spigot |
3354 |
1/8/2008 |
all these pills in my mouth |
spigot |
3147 |
6/15/2007 |
all this can be yours |
pants,deuce |
4010 |
10/29/2009 |
all this fucking and sucking |
spigot,pants |
1763 |
7/29/2003 |
all this uppercase |
spigot,rands |
1380 |
7/11/2002 |
all those balls |
net |
3966 |
9/13/2009 |
all those in favor |
spigot |
2554 |
10/27/2005 |
all three prongs at once |
spigot |
6150 |
12/3/2015 |
all tracks remixed by deuce at jerkcity |
deuce |
3905 |
7/12/2009 |
all up over inside |
pants,spigot |
4573 |
6/18/2011 |
all wrapped up |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6611 |
4/9/2017 |
all you can do is fucking cry |
spigot |
5251 |
6/1/2013 |
all you ever wanted |
pants,deuce |
6476 |
11/10/2016 |
all you have to do is |
deuce,pants |
904 |
3/17/2001 |
all you need is love |
spigot,pants |
3311 |
11/26/2007 |
all your psychic energy |
deuce,pants |
3052 |
3/12/2007 |
allah your own akbar |
pants,deuce |
5823 |
1/8/2015 |
allahu akbuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
deuce |
3841 |
5/9/2009 |
allergic to dick |
pants |
5701 |
9/8/2014 |
allergy season |
pants,deuce |
6758 |
9/9/2017 |
almond roca |
deuce,spigot |
3376 |
1/30/2008 |
alone again |
spigot,deuce |
2172 |
10/10/2004 |
alone in the toilet |
spigot |
4209 |
5/27/2010 |
alone with my own dick |
spigot |
5276 |
6/26/2013 |
alone with my thoughts |
deuce |
5826 |
1/11/2015 |
alone with my thoughts |
deuce |
5060 |
11/18/2012 |
along a z axis |
spigot |
506 |
2/14/2000 |
alot |
pants,deuce |
6849 |
12/14/2017 |
aloud a lot |
spigot,pants |
6281 |
4/25/2016 |
already dead |
spigot |
5944 |
5/9/2015 |
already doing it |
pants,euce |
1889 |
12/5/2003 |
already gotten published |
deuce,spigot |
2108 |
7/11/2004 |
already here |
spigot,rands |
3098 |
4/27/2007 |
already in progress |
deuce,pants |
2872 |
9/8/2006 |
already said too much |
deuce,pants |
673 |
7/27/2000 |
also for fat: 0-9 |
spigot,pants |
3606 |
9/16/2008 |
also jerking now |
rands,spigot,deuce |
6977 |
0/0/0 |
also no talking |
deuce,pants |
5776 |
11/22/2014 |
also probably scurvy |
deuce |
112 |
1/31/1999 |
also the ugly |
deuce, pants, spigot |
2942 |
11/21/2006 |
also when we fucked them |
deuce,pants |
757 |
10/19/2000 |
alt dot fan dot dean dash stark |
pants,deuce |
5943 |
5/8/2015 |
always begin with boner |
rands,pants |
5396 |
10/30/2013 |
always bet on black |
spigot,deuce |
3505 |
6/7/2008 |
always darkest |
spigot |
1307 |
4/30/2002 |
always more whores in the sea |
net |
3730 |
1/18/2009 |
always room for dick |
pants,ozone |
6432 |
9/27/2016 |
am i going to get shit on me |
deuce,pants |
1960 |
2/13/2004 |
am i invisible |
pants,spigot |
6451 |
10/16/2016 |
ambien dreamin' |
deuce,pants |
4537 |
5/4/2011 |
amen to that brother |
pants |
4892 |
5/21/2012 |
amen to that brother |
spigot,deuce |
1759 |
7/25/2003 |
american |
pants |
126 |
2/16/1999 |
american way |
spigot,pants |
1317 |
5/10/2002 |
ammunition, candy bars |
pants,deuce |
5594 |
5/24/2014 |
among other things |
pants |
3988 |
10/5/2009 |
an afternoon at the cranberry bog |
pants |
1374 |
7/5/2002 |
an alarming quantity of stainless |
ozone |
5287 |
7/7/2013 |
an all-day affair |
pants,spigot |
4783 |
1/26/2012 |
an all-new murphy brown |
deuce,spigot |
6678 |
6/15/2017 |
an amazon original |
spigot |
277 |
7/8/1999 |
an announcement |
pants,spigot |
650 |
7/5/2000 |
an argument in progress |
deuce,pants |
468 |
1/7/2000 |
an astronomy lesson |
deuce |
6716 |
7/28/2017 |
an autistic clock |
spigot,pants |
3127 |
5/26/2007 |
an awfully important announcement |
deuce,rands |
2868 |
9/4/2006 |
an easter sonnet |
pants |
5786 |
12/2/2014 |
an editorial from the daily bugle publisher |
pants |
6617 |
4/15/2017 |
an elderly angel combined with an emphysema angel |
spigot |
2000 |
3/25/2004 |
an emp over san francisco |
deuce |
3847 |
5/15/2009 |
an entire planet |
pants |
2883 |
9/19/2006 |
an evening with pants |
pants |
5324 |
8/13/2013 |
an excuse for chinese food |
deuce |
2477 |
8/10/2005 |
an extremely sensitive subject |
deuce |
4455 |
1/31/2011 |
an impassioned plea for cock |
pants |
4433 |
1/9/2011 |
an important announcement for 2011 |
deuce |
4920 |
6/19/2012 |
an important announcement for 2012 |
atandt |
3944 |
8/20/2009 |
an important announcement from pants at jerkcity |
pants |
339 |
9/6/1999 |
an important but subtle point |
rands,spigot,deuce |
3550 |
7/22/2008 |
an important job interview |
spigot |
3279 |
10/25/2007 |
an inconvenient truth |
pants |
626 |
6/12/2000 |
an innocent question |
deuce,pants |
2561 |
11/3/2005 |
an interview with a deuce |
deuce |
551 |
3/30/2000 |
an ode to the homeless of san francisco |
rands |
2311 |
2/25/2005 |
an official spice girl |
net,deuce |
4881 |
5/10/2012 |
an old shirt |
deuce,pants |
1044 |
8/10/2001 |
an old, old joke |
deuce,pants |
546 |
3/25/2000 |
an open letter to ayn rand |
spigot,deuce |
5369 |
9/27/2013 |
an open letter to doctor dong |
pants |
656 |
7/11/2000 |
an open letter to soccer moms |
pants |
839 |
1/11/2001 |
an open letter to the stile project |
pants,atandt,rands |
6620 |
4/18/2017 |
an outburst of the soul |
spigot |
698 |
8/21/2000 |
an outtake |
deuce,rands,hanford |
4635 |
8/20/2011 |
an unholy mess of a girl |
pants |
318 |
8/17/1999 |
an unlicked dick (part i of ii) |
spigot,pants,deuce |
319 |
8/18/1999 |
an unlicked dick (part ii of ii) |
pants,deuce,spigot |
6762 |
9/17/2017 |
an unquenchable thirst for cock |
deuce,spigot,pants |
166 |
3/24/1999 |
an x with our piss |
deuce,spigot |
6302 |
5/16/2016 |
anal acrobats |
deuce,spigot |
6654 |
5/22/2017 |
anal fissures, kindle paperwhites |
deuce,pants |
3882 |
6/19/2009 |
anal fuckface |
deuce,spigot |
6073 |
9/15/2015 |
anal milfs |
spigot |
2310 |
2/24/2005 |
anal warming problem |
spigot,deuce,pants |
2971 |
12/21/2006 |
ancient secrets |
spigot,deuce |
1555 |
1/1/2003 |
and a large prick |
deuce,spigot |
5818 |
1/3/2015 |
and after that |
pants,deuce,atandt,spigot |
638 |
6/24/2000 |
and all the while rands was thinking about dick (bless his little heart) |
rands,pants,atandt |
3892 |
6/29/2009 |
and also |
spigot |
6854 |
12/19/2017 |
and also ten james francos |
spigot |
4126 |
2/28/2010 |
and another day |
rands,pants |
3404 |
2/27/2008 |
and everybody celebrates accordingly |
deuce,pants |
5476 |
1/25/2014 |
and get away with it |
deuce |
539 |
3/18/2000 |
and he said unto them |
pants,rands,deuce,spigot |
2067 |
5/31/2004 |
and here you are |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3029 |
2/17/2007 |
and hopefully to the bus stop |
spigot,deuce |
5759 |
11/5/2014 |
and how |
pants |
5432 |
12/10/2013 |
and how can i stretch you out |
spigot,deuce |
4768 |
1/11/2012 |
and i mean now |
deuce |
6391 |
8/14/2016 |
and i say unto you |
ozone,net,deuce |
2929 |
11/6/2006 |
and much much more |
pants |
4913 |
6/12/2012 |
and my trunk |
pants,spigot |
4310 |
9/5/2010 |
and now a word on polio |
deuce |
2916 |
10/23/2006 |
and now for |
rands,spigot,deuce |
6214 |
2/13/2016 |
and rest |
pants,deuce |
2442 |
7/6/2005 |
and so it goes |
spigot |
3296 |
11/11/2007 |
and so it goes |
deuce,pants |
5592 |
5/22/2014 |
and so it goes |
deuce,spigot |
1689 |
5/16/2003 |
and so much more |
spigot |
2628 |
1/8/2006 |
and so was i |
spigot |
5341 |
8/30/2013 |
and step on it |
spigot |
6142 |
11/25/2015 |
and step on it |
pants |
6179 |
1/1/2016 |
and that dick over there |
pants |
4805 |
2/20/2012 |
and that seemed to work just fine |
spigot |
4986 |
8/28/2012 |
and that's the jerkcity promise |
deuce |
5222 |
5/3/2013 |
and that's when i surrendered |
pants |
1098 |
10/3/2001 |
and the preacher said |
spigot,deuce |
6026 |
7/30/2015 |
and then |
spigot |
4848 |
4/3/2012 |
and then some |
pants,spigot |
4621 |
8/6/2011 |
and then the squirting began |
deuce,pants |
3999 |
10/18/2009 |
and we hope you enjoy the show |
rands,pants |
3661 |
11/10/2008 |
and what a poo |
spigot,deuce |
5012 |
9/29/2012 |
and what have you |
pants |
1801 |
9/8/2003 |
and whatever else |
spigot |
3963 |
9/10/2009 |
and with that the problem was solved |
pants |
2307 |
2/21/2005 |
and yes |
pants |
4932 |
7/5/2012 |
and yet |
deuce |
6653 |
5/21/2017 |
and yet i do |
deuce,pants |
5164 |
3/6/2013 |
and you said nothing |
spigot |
1986 |
3/10/2004 |
annabel chong |
spigot |
639 |
6/25/2000 |
annie get your gun |
deuce |
1088 |
9/23/2001 |
annnother |
deuce |
1348 |
6/10/2002 |
announce ment |
deuce |
4353 |
10/18/2010 |
another 79 on the ground |
deuce,pants |
6310 |
5/24/2016 |
another cookie |
pants |
2767 |
5/28/2006 |
another exciting episode coming right up |
spigot |
5380 |
10/14/2013 |
another issue entirely |
deuce |
2960 |
12/9/2006 |
another lost weekend |
atandt,pants |
3523 |
6/25/2008 |
another one of your tricks |
pants,deuce |
564 |
4/12/2000 |
another pop up window |
spigot |
5105 |
1/5/2013 |
another runny shit |
spigot,deuce |
2743 |
5/4/2006 |
another true story |
deuce,spigot |
6975 |
4/26/2018 |
answers to questions nobody is asking |
pants |
1776 |
8/11/2003 |
anthrax |
pants,deuce,rands |
27 |
9/18/1998 |
antimatter |
spigot,deuce |
5566 |
4/25/2014 |
any 1 strokin' it???? |
spigot,deuce |
3739 |
1/27/2009 |
any fags around |
bung,spigot |
6278 |
4/22/2016 |
any final thoughts tweet-wise |
spigot |
3726 |
1/14/2009 |
any form of conversation |
spigot,deuce |
438 |
12/11/1999 |
any given sunday |
pants,deuce |
103 |
1/13/1999 |
any kind of flower |
deuce, spigot |
3316 |
12/1/2007 |
any of this |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4313 |
9/8/2010 |
any of this |
deuce |
2353 |
4/8/2005 |
any one |
deuce |
6488 |
11/24/2016 |
any second now |
spigot |
5286 |
7/6/2013 |
any that aren't too dinged up |
deuce,pants |
5452 |
1/1/2014 |
anymore anyways |
deuce |
4627 |
8/12/2011 |
anyone here |
spigot,deuce |
6178 |
12/31/2015 |
anyone in the marvel or dc universe |
spigot,deuce |
4681 |
10/12/2011 |
anything men can do |
spigot |
4499 |
3/27/2011 |
anything more disgusting |
spigot |
6883 |
1/17/2018 |
anything to say about nothing |
pants |
7000 |
0/0/0 |
anyway here's a picture of a horse if that helps |
pants |
1228 |
2/10/2002 |
apollo 13 |
spigot |
4760 |
1/3/2012 |
apology accepted |
pants |
6001 |
7/5/2015 |
apology accepted |
spigot |
6502 |
12/9/2016 |
apple ][ forever |
pants |
2906 |
10/13/2006 |
apple sauce |
pants,deuce |
5952 |
5/17/2015 |
apple watch |
spigot,pants |
890 |
3/3/2001 |
applescript |
spigot,pants |
2049 |
5/13/2004 |
apricot fag muffin |
spigot |
778 |
11/9/2000 |
aquaman's lawsuit |
rands,pants |
4729 |
11/30/2011 |
are we not done |
pants,deuce |
5525 |
3/15/2014 |
are we podcasting right now |
pants,deuce |
6138 |
11/21/2015 |
are we worried |
spigot |
5631 |
6/30/2014 |
are you |
pants |
5805 |
12/21/2014 |
are you going to die |
deuce,pants |
5897 |
3/23/2015 |
are you my ashtray |
pants,deuce |
3983 |
9/30/2009 |
are you okay |
pants,deuce |
4776 |
1/19/2012 |
are you ready part 1 |
rands,deuce |
4777 |
1/20/2012 |
are you ready part 2 |
rands,deuce |
2480 |
8/13/2005 |
are you sure |
deuce,net |
4335 |
9/30/2010 |
are you sure |
spigot |
814 |
12/17/2000 |
are you the crow? |
deuce,spigot |
859 |
1/31/2001 |
are you there, god? |
pants |
5889 |
3/15/2015 |
arena |
spigot,deuce |
3346 |
12/31/2007 |
arfy darfy |
deuce,spigot |
6161 |
12/14/2015 |
argument in progress |
pants,deuce |
309 |
8/8/1999 |
argv |
spigot,pants |
433 |
12/6/1999 |
arrrrr |
dick,deuce |
46 |
10/10/1998 |
art or pornography |
|
4957 |
7/30/2012 |
art project |
spigot |
2123 |
7/26/2004 |
as a beached whale |
spigot |
4922 |
6/24/2012 |
as an adult |
spigot |
4722 |
11/23/2011 |
as big as your mouth |
spigot,deuce |
4079 |
1/11/2010 |
as fast as your little legs will carry you |
pants |
7014 |
0/0/0 |
as high as you let them |
effigy |
1158 |
12/2/2001 |
as i got older |
pants |
1531 |
12/8/2002 |
as per our |
pants,deuce,atandt |
4344 |
10/9/2010 |
as per the usual |
spigot |
5038 |
10/27/2012 |
as the legend goes |
deuce,pants |
4841 |
3/27/2012 |
as you and i are |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6497 |
12/3/2016 |
as you think i am |
spigot,pants |
3288 |
11/3/2007 |
asap |
net,deuce |
4481 |
3/2/2011 |
ashes ashes |
deuce,pants |
2609 |
12/20/2005 |
asian porn |
rands,deuce |
5084 |
12/15/2012 |
ask him hows |
pants |
3831 |
4/29/2009 |
ask me |
spigot,deuce |
5453 |
1/2/2014 |
ask me how |
pants |
5349 |
9/7/2013 |
ask the mouths |
spigot |
5729 |
10/6/2014 |
asked to kinda lay off singing |
spigot |
2414 |
6/8/2005 |
asked to leave the sports bar |
spigot,pants |
6726 |
8/8/2017 |
asking for the last time |
spigot |
2529 |
10/2/2005 |
ass day |
deuce,pants |
4109 |
2/10/2010 |
ass fuckin' |
pants,deuce |
3879 |
6/16/2009 |
ass master |
rands,deuce |
1869 |
11/15/2003 |
ass to balls transfer protocol |
pants,deuce |
3691 |
12/10/2008 |
ass with straw |
rands,pants |
1330 |
5/23/2002 |
assume the position |
deuce |
905 |
3/18/2001 |
asthma attack |
deuce,spigot |
2584 |
11/26/2005 |
at four stars the army comes |
pants,deuce |
672 |
7/26/2000 |
at home with the homos |
net,deuce,pants |
4556 |
5/25/2011 |
at least once in my life |
spigot |
6080 |
9/22/2015 |
at least one of them |
deuce,pants |
1347 |
6/9/2002 |
at least they aren't |
pants,spigot |
4728 |
11/29/2011 |
at least they wrapped a big bow around it |
pants |
6698 |
7/10/2017 |
at me not on me |
deuce,pants |
6622 |
4/20/2017 |
at my age |
spigot |
2566 |
11/8/2005 |
at once |
pants,deuce |
2910 |
10/17/2006 |
at that |
pants,deuce |
6571 |
2/26/2017 |
at the dinner table |
deuce,spigot |
1545 |
12/22/2002 |
at the end of the day you're still fresh off the bus |
spigot,deuce |
1755 |
7/21/2003 |
at the library |
pants,deuce |
42 |
10/6/1998 |
atandt |
deuce,atandt |
94 |
12/24/1998 |
atandt haiku #1 |
atandt |
641 |
6/27/2000 |
atandt's home directory |
spigot,pants,atandt |
740 |
10/2/2000 |
atandt's theme |
atandt |
2327 |
3/13/2005 |
atari 2600 adventure |
hanford,pants |
511 |
2/19/2000 |
atdt |
atandt |
2426 |
6/20/2005 |
attack of the clones |
pants,deuce |
2199 |
11/5/2004 |
attack of the dicks episode iv |
pants |
2200 |
11/6/2004 |
attack of the dicks episode v |
deuce |
3489 |
5/22/2008 |
attacked with weapons |
pants,deuce |
5653 |
7/22/2014 |
attention everybody |
deuce |
3293 |
11/8/2007 |
attention wikipedians |
pants,atandt |
6064 |
9/6/2015 |
attitude problem |
spigot,deuce |
1593 |
2/8/2003 |
attorney and lawyer |
pants,deuce |
5481 |
1/30/2014 |
audition form |
pants,deuce |
2833 |
8/1/2006 |
august |
rands,hanford |
645 |
6/30/2000 |
auto repair for fags |
rands |
6875 |
1/9/2018 |
autoerotic asphyxiation |
effigy,deuce |
5239 |
5/20/2013 |
available in the cloud |
spigot |
1328 |
5/21/2002 |
avoid freezer burn |
pants |
6709 |
7/21/2017 |
awake for almost two hours |
deuce |
6203 |
2/2/2016 |
awards season |
pants,deuce |
2321 |
3/7/2005 |
away from keyboard |
pants,deuce |
3681 |
11/30/2008 |
awesome disease |
deuce,pants |
4284 |
8/10/2010 |
awesomes |
deuce,pants |
91 |
12/21/1998 |
awful christmas special |
deuce, pants |
5242 |
5/23/2013 |
axl rose's beatoff towel l@@k |
spigot,pants |
2792 |
6/22/2006 |
b as in balls |
spigot,atandt |
2092 |
6/25/2004 |
b to the u to the h |
pants,deuce |
4750 |
12/24/2011 |
b&b |
spigot |
436 |
12/9/1999 |
baby jesus |
pants,spigot |
6514 |
12/24/2016 |
baby shoes |
deuce,pants |
4572 |
6/17/2011 |
back again |
pants |
4070 |
1/2/2010 |
back behind your firewall |
pants |
4208 |
5/26/2010 |
back in budapest |
spigot |
6249 |
3/23/2016 |
back in time |
deuce,pants |
5771 |
11/17/2014 |
back into the pumpkin |
pants,deuce |
6582 |
3/9/2017 |
back of police |
deuce,pants |
6682 |
6/24/2017 |
back on my bullshit |
deuce,pants |
4021 |
11/9/2009 |
back rub |
pants,spigot |
4180 |
4/26/2010 |
back soon |
spigot |
2204 |
11/10/2004 |
back space |
spigot |
1238 |
2/20/2002 |
back stage |
pants,hanford |
2129 |
8/1/2004 |
back to taiwan with you |
deuce,pants |
1194 |
1/7/2002 |
backed up till friday |
spigot |
1953 |
2/6/2004 |
backrub |
net,deuce |
3700 |
12/19/2008 |
backside cache |
deuce,spigot |
2919 |
10/26/2006 |
backwards |
deuce,net |
4197 |
5/13/2010 |
backwards and forwards |
spigot |
2286 |
1/31/2005 |
bad baby |
deuce |
2007 |
4/1/2004 |
bad customer service |
deuce,spigot |
5317 |
8/6/2013 |
bad day |
deuce,pants |
6625 |
4/23/2017 |
bad syntax |
deuce |
878 |
2/19/2001 |
bad trip |
pants,spigot |
562 |
4/10/2000 |
badly confused |
pants |
5632 |
7/1/2014 |
bail fund |
effigy,deuce |
2177 |
10/15/2004 |
baked potato |
spigot,pants |
5885 |
3/11/2015 |
balance of terror |
pants,deuce |
1027 |
7/21/2001 |
balloon animals |
spigot,pants |
3241 |
9/17/2007 |
balls, shaven |
deuce,spigot |
686 |
8/9/2000 |
baloney |
spigot |
2078 |
6/11/2004 |
banana nut root |
spigot,pants |
5731 |
10/8/2014 |
banana yogurt |
spigot |
1791 |
8/29/2003 |
banned from the dick pit |
pants,spigot |
6997 |
0/0/0 |
bare bones and no-frills |
deuce,spigot |
6184 |
1/6/2016 |
barely keeping a straight face |
spigot,pants |
180 |
4/6/1999 |
barely legal |
spigot,pants |
1781 |
8/16/2003 |
barely locked |
pants,atandt |
4158 |
4/2/2010 |
barely looking up |
pants,spigot |
5086 |
12/17/2012 |
barely looking up |
pants |
397 |
11/1/1999 |
barely weekly |
spigot,pants |
3506 |
6/8/2008 |
barf on his cock |
pants |
6262 |
4/5/2016 |
barf on my cock |
deuce,pants |
375 |
10/12/1999 |
bark |
pants |
6567 |
2/21/2017 |
barney fife sniff |
spigot,pants |
3771 |
2/28/2009 |
based on my experience |
deuce,pants |
5831 |
1/16/2015 |
bash me |
pants,spigot |
3291 |
11/6/2007 |
bashing his nuts |
pants,deuce |
4614 |
7/30/2011 |
bashing my head |
spigot |
6300 |
5/14/2016 |
basil fed |
deuce,pants |
1914 |
12/30/2003 |
bat port |
ozone,deuce |
6471 |
11/5/2016 |
bathroom caulking |
deuce,spigot |
250 |
6/12/1999 |
bathroom patrol |
pants,spigot |
1895 |
12/11/2003 |
bathtub |
pants,spigot,deuce |
172 |
3/30/1999 |
batman |
pants,spigot,deuce |
4439 |
1/15/2011 |
batt low |
spigot |
53 |
10/20/1998 |
bbc1 and bbc2 |
pants,spigot |
2243 |
12/19/2004 |
be a smarty |
atandt,pants |
798 |
11/28/2000 |
be gay with me |
pants,hanford |
5949 |
5/14/2015 |
be gay with me forever |
pants,deuce |
860 |
2/1/2001 |
be gay with me or else |
rands,pants |
393 |
10/28/1999 |
be gay with me/us/them |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6833 |
11/28/2017 |
be honest |
pants |
3135 |
6/3/2007 |
be more of a fag to me |
deuce,spigot,pants |
990 |
6/13/2001 |
be my blog |
pants,rands |
6165 |
12/18/2015 |
be my buttercup |
pants,deuce |
6544 |
1/29/2017 |
bearded windbreaker |
deuce,pants |
5658 |
7/27/2014 |
beat it |
deuce |
1778 |
8/13/2003 |
beat me off |
spigot |
1978 |
3/2/2004 |
beat off to these gifs |
spigot,pants |
3984 |
10/1/2009 |
beat the shit out of me |
pants,deuce |
6453 |
10/18/2016 |
beat those muppets off then |
deuce,pants |
884 |
2/25/2001 |
beating off |
spigot |
6083 |
9/25/2015 |
beating off a dead man |
pants,deuce |
4616 |
8/1/2011 |
beating off at macy's |
pants,deuce |
934 |
4/16/2001 |
beating off in the blank (vol. i no. 1) |
pants |
2328 |
3/14/2005 |
beating off the cancer patient |
spigot |
1784 |
8/19/2003 |
beating off together |
pants,spigot |
2924 |
11/1/2006 |
beating off upside down |
pants,deuce |
2427 |
6/21/2005 |
beating off with what |
deuce,pants |
2064 |
5/28/2004 |
beatoff valley |
rands,spigot |
3108 |
5/7/2007 |
beatoffable |
spigot,deuce |
3826 |
4/24/2009 |
beautiful butterfly |
pants,deuce |
3673 |
11/22/2008 |
beautiful haiku |
pants |
444 |
12/17/1999 |
beautiful music |
deuce,spigot,pants |
1079 |
9/14/2001 |
beautiful music |
spigot |
3131 |
5/30/2007 |
beautiful music |
deuce,pants |
6641 |
5/9/2017 |
because i am a man |
deuce |
2428 |
6/22/2005 |
because is why as it turns out |
pants,deuce |
4870 |
4/28/2012 |
because of my bad attitude |
spigot |
114 |
2/4/1999 |
beck |
pants, spigot |
821 |
12/24/2000 |
bedlam |
spigot,pants,rands |
844 |
1/16/2001 |
beep |
net,deuce |
4668 |
9/26/2011 |
beep beep beep beep |
pants,spigot |
5753 |
10/30/2014 |
beep beep beep of lowering platform |
pants,deuce |
3582 |
8/23/2008 |
beep boop boop |
spigot |
3383 |
2/6/2008 |
beer and a nap |
spigot |
128 |
2/19/1999 |
before it was cool |
rands |
6053 |
8/26/2015 |
begging the question |
spigot |
5937 |
5/2/2015 |
begin gay spurt |
spigot |
2351 |
4/6/2005 |
behind our collective backs, under our very noses |
deuce,pants |
4879 |
5/8/2012 |
behind the curtain |
spigot,pants |
3053 |
3/13/2007 |
being myself / jerkcity goes to war |
spigot,pants |
3929 |
8/5/2009 |
being taken seriously |
ozone,rands |
4147 |
3/21/2010 |
bendy straw |
deuce |
6893 |
1/27/2018 |
bent, broken |
net,deuce |
4517 |
4/14/2011 |
best birthday ever |
pants |
940 |
4/22/2001 |
best friends forever |
pants |
3341 |
12/26/2007 |
best friends forever |
spigot,deuce |
4618 |
8/3/2011 |
best friends forever |
deuce,spigot |
3264 |
10/10/2007 |
best part |
deuce |
1205 |
1/18/2002 |
best thing |
deuce |
2665 |
2/14/2006 |
best years of our lives |
spigot |
2955 |
12/4/2006 |
better dead than red |
pants,deuce |
6616 |
4/14/2017 |
better make pancakes |
deuce,pants |
6477 |
11/11/2016 |
better organize them |
deuce,pants |
1507 |
11/14/2002 |
between the hours of 4-8 |
pants,spigot |
2020 |
4/14/2004 |
beware of dog |
spigot,deuce |
4332 |
9/27/2010 |
beware of mouth |
pants |
1490 |
10/28/2002 |
beware of the boner |
spigot |
2684 |
3/5/2006 |
beware of timecop |
pants |
1401 |
8/1/2002 |
bi-curious goons |
pants,deuce |
6482 |
11/18/2016 |
bi-probably |
deuce,pants |
1994 |
3/18/2004 |
bibles and donkeys |
spigot,pants |
6722 |
8/3/2017 |
bienvenidos |
spigot |
3035 |
2/23/2007 |
big bong theory |
pants,spigot |
5263 |
6/13/2013 |
big book of jerkcity update: 1 of 2 |
spigot |
5264 |
6/14/2013 |
big book of jerkcity update: 2 of 2 |
spigot |
2326 |
3/12/2005 |
big boss lawyer |
spigot,pants |
1352 |
6/14/2002 |
big decision |
pants |
1483 |
10/21/2002 |
big dumb pregnant women |
spigot,deuce |
1515 |
11/22/2002 |
big faggot |
spigot |
95 |
12/6/1998 |
big faggoty dick 1 of 3 |
pants |
132 |
2/23/1999 |
big faggoty dick 2 of 3 |
pants |
1793 |
8/31/2003 |
big faggoty dick 3 of 3 |
pants,spigot |
2886 |
9/22/2006 |
big faggoty dick iv: a new beginning |
pants |
3162 |
6/30/2007 |
big faggoty dick: the director's cut |
pants |
2595 |
12/6/2005 |
big fat dicks for jesus christ |
pants,deuce |
3152 |
6/20/2007 |
big fat dump |
deuce |
2962 |
12/12/2006 |
big fat gay uppercase j |
rands,pants,spigot |
706 |
8/29/2000 |
big fat mozilla release |
spigot |
6084 |
9/26/2015 |
big game trophy hunting |
spigot |
1766 |
8/1/2003 |
big girls |
pants |
1070 |
9/5/2001 |
big open mouth |
spigot |
6380 |
8/3/2016 |
big smiles everybody |
deuce,pants |
1558 |
1/4/2003 |
big train |
spigot |
5974 |
6/8/2015 |
big wangy dicks humping away at my chin |
spigot,deuce |
5352 |
9/10/2013 |
big words |
deuce,spigot |
2651 |
1/31/2006 |
bike for xmas |
pants,deuce |
4489 |
3/17/2011 |
bike lane |
spigot |
3743 |
1/31/2009 |
bikini zone |
pants,deuce |
888 |
3/1/2001 |
bill gates and the cream pie flavored-water |
spigot |
3327 |
12/12/2007 |
bionic wednesdays |
deuce,pants,spigot |
3676 |
11/25/2008 |
bit rot |
pants |
3843 |
5/11/2009 |
bitch it's me |
pants |
2469 |
8/2/2005 |
bizarro jerkcity |
pants,deuce |
726 |
9/18/2000 |
blab room |
spigot |
5839 |
1/24/2015 |
blam fwoomp |
pants,deuce |
2242 |
12/18/2004 |
blame the cats |
pants |
3571 |
8/12/2008 |
blast off |
spigot,deuce |
5588 |
5/18/2014 |
blast off to mars |
spigot |
2076 |
6/9/2004 |
bless someone (not how you) |
deuce,pants |
105 |
1/18/1999 |
blhglghb |
spigot |
3659 |
11/8/2008 |
blimp alert |
pants |
2771 |
6/1/2006 |
blind from the dizzy/so sue me |
pants,spigot |
2212 |
11/18/2004 |
bling bling |
net,deuce |
5536 |
3/26/2014 |
blog roll |
spigot,deuce,pants |
4747 |
12/21/2011 |
bloggers are people too |
deuce,pants |
849 |
1/21/2001 |
blood on the wall |
pants |
1991 |
3/15/2004 |
blood sample |
deuce,pants |
1917 |
1/2/2004 |
blow back |
pants,deuce |
6180 |
1/2/2016 |
blow the man down |
pants |
5648 |
7/17/2014 |
blowing and tweeting |
spigot,pants |
3167 |
7/5/2007 |
blowjob factory |
spigot,ozone,deuce |
1356 |
6/18/2002 |
blowjobs & bonghits |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5827 |
1/12/2015 |
blu-ray and dvd |
spigot,deuce |
3965 |
9/12/2009 |
blue velvet and the crow |
spigot |
4086 |
1/18/2010 |
bluh blah dicks |
dick,deuce |
2638 |
1/18/2006 |
bmmbmmfld |
pants |
1337 |
5/30/2002 |
boba fett through the glory hole |
deuce |
5987 |
6/21/2015 |
boggle |
pants,deuce |
3823 |
4/21/2009 |
bold, italic |
spigot,deuce |
2293 |
2/7/2005 |
boldly going where no man blah blah duh |
spigot |
6539 |
1/18/2017 |
bomb threat |
deuce,pants |
5181 |
3/23/2013 |
boner mania |
spigot |
687 |
8/10/2000 |
boner wars |
pants,deuce |
2301 |
2/15/2005 |
boners and bongs |
deuce,spigot |
2544 |
10/17/2005 |
boners float |
rands,deuce |
1082 |
9/17/2001 |
bong noises |
rands,pants |
817 |
12/20/2000 |
bongathon in progress |
atandt |
669 |
7/23/2000 |
bonghits for fags |
rands |
2646 |
1/26/2006 |
bonjour |
pants,spigot |
3737 |
1/25/2009 |
bonjour |
spigot |
6456 |
10/21/2016 |
bonk with the shovel and flump into the hole |
spigot |
3421 |
3/15/2008 |
bonk'd |
deuce,rands,pants |
3941 |
8/17/2009 |
bonus track |
pants |
6404 |
8/27/2016 |
boob job |
deuce |
26 |
9/17/1998 |
boobs |
|
5254 |
6/4/2013 |
book report |
deuce,spigot |
5177 |
3/19/2013 |
bookmobile |
spigot |
4275 |
8/1/2010 |
boom |
pants |
3362 |
1/16/2008 |
boom bam bam bam napalm |
pants,deuce |
5434 |
12/12/2013 |
boom bomb *smash* burn |
spigot |
6095 |
10/7/2015 |
boom boom boom joke joke joke |
spigot |
1680 |
5/7/2003 |
boost |
pants,deuce |
1939 |
1/24/2004 |
boot funky oh god |
rands,deuce,pants |
3083 |
4/12/2007 |
boozy mctypo |
spigot,rands |
4184 |
4/30/2010 |
borderline vandalism |
pants |
2432 |
6/26/2005 |
both arms and a toaster oven |
net,deuce |
6543 |
1/28/2017 |
both ends |
deuce,pants |
3711 |
12/30/2008 |
both hands |
spigot,rands |
4740 |
12/14/2011 |
both of those things |
pants,deuce |
6822 |
11/17/2017 |
both sides |
deuce,spigot,pants |
521 |
2/29/2000 |
bottles of wine, jars of urine |
spigot |
349 |
9/16/1999 |
bounced czechs |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3284 |
10/30/2007 |
bow down and worship me |
pants,atandt |
3705 |
12/24/2008 |
box of coat hangers |
spigot,pants |
4484 |
3/12/2011 |
boxers and briefs |
deuce |
225 |
5/18/1999 |
boys |
spigot |
2671 |
2/20/2006 |
brackets denote gayness |
spigot,deuce |
717 |
9/9/2000 |
brad pitt as deuce |
deuce,spigot,pants |
350 |
9/17/1999 |
branches cracking in the distance |
net,pants |
6593 |
3/22/2017 |
brand unspecified |
pants |
3214 |
8/21/2007 |
brave new world |
atandt,pants |
3275 |
10/21/2007 |
brave new world |
spigot,atandt |
3991 |
10/8/2009 |
breakfast |
spigot |
14 |
9/2/1998 |
breakfast burrito |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5553 |
4/12/2014 |
breaking news important newsflash |
deuce |
1094 |
9/29/2001 |
breast cancer awareness |
deuce |
123 |
2/13/1999 |
breasts |
spigot,rands |
4527 |
4/24/2011 |
breathing slowly |
deuce |
6879 |
1/13/2018 |
breathing through my nose |
deuce,pants |
3043 |
3/3/2007 |
brian j. peppers forever |
pants |
134 |
2/25/1999 |
brief bursts |
pants |
3648 |
10/28/2008 |
briefly toying |
pants,rands |
2423 |
6/17/2005 |
bright orange pants |
spigot |
1863 |
11/9/2003 |
bring 'em on |
pants |
4148 |
3/22/2010 |
bring it |
pants |
2926 |
11/3/2006 |
bring me some figgy pudding |
spigot,deuce |
5600 |
5/30/2014 |
bring our girls home |
deuce |
1605 |
2/21/2003 |
bring the war back home |
spigot,pants,deuce |
2521 |
9/23/2005 |
brisco the cat has a posse |
pants |
1394 |
7/25/2002 |
broken links |
rands,pants |
2768 |
5/29/2006 |
broom |
pants,deuce |
5666 |
8/4/2014 |
brown & sticky |
net,spigot |
831 |
1/3/2001 |
brown medal |
deuce |
1571 |
1/17/2003 |
brrrr |
pants,deuce |
252 |
6/14/1999 |
brushing |
spigot |
3842 |
5/10/2009 |
brutal dildos |
spigot |
1812 |
9/19/2003 |
bubble lips |
deuce |
2376 |
5/1/2005 |
bubble sort |
pants,deuce |
5366 |
9/24/2013 |
buckwheat |
spigot |
744 |
10/6/2000 |
budapest |
everybody |
1343 |
6/5/2002 |
buffalo gal(s) |
spigot |
1735 |
7/1/2003 |
buffer is empty, the |
rands,deuce |
3716 |
1/4/2009 |
buffering |
spigot |
3566 |
8/7/2008 |
bug no. 43729 |
spigot,pants |
6493 |
11/29/2016 |
bugger ye all |
deuce,pants |
2965 |
12/15/2006 |
bugs all over me |
pants |
6499 |
12/6/2016 |
buh dicks |
deuce,spigot |
1208 |
1/21/2002 |
bukkake |
spigot |
3528 |
6/30/2008 |
bull horn |
pants,spigot |
3365 |
1/19/2008 |
bullet in you |
pants,deuce |
3075 |
4/4/2007 |
bulletproof |
pants,atandt |
4270 |
7/27/2010 |
bullshit |
spigot |
3405 |
2/28/2008 |
buncha bums |
pants |
6789 |
10/16/2017 |
burgeoning with strange forms of life |
deuce,pants |
189 |
4/14/1999 |
burgers, sausages, tin roof |
spigot,deuce |
775 |
11/6/2000 |
burning man |
pants |
4260 |
7/17/2010 |
bus error |
atandt,spigot |
3265 |
10/11/2007 |
bus pass |
spigot |
5926 |
4/21/2015 |
bus ticket |
pants,deuce |
5986 |
6/20/2015 |
bust out |
pants,spigot,deuce |
408 |
11/12/1999 |
busted |
rands,deuce,pants,spigot |
3856 |
5/24/2009 |
busted |
deuce,pants |
5338 |
8/27/2013 |
busy schedule |
spigot,deuce |
3059 |
3/19/2007 |
but |
spigot |
5361 |
9/19/2013 |
but alas |
deuce |
4645 |
8/30/2011 |
but gosh |
pants,rands |
6191 |
1/13/2016 |
but i just |
pants,deuce |
7012 |
0/0/0 |
but i still have to work the stage and all |
deuce,pants |
6197 |
1/23/2016 |
but i will find out |
pants,deuce,spigot |
3548 |
7/20/2008 |
but in uppercase |
deuce,rands |
4325 |
9/20/2010 |
but my face |
pants,deuce |
4540 |
5/7/2011 |
but not both |
deuce,spigot |
5003 |
9/14/2012 |
but soft! |
deuce,pants |
2309 |
2/23/2005 |
but that is your solution for everything |
deuce,pants |
6146 |
11/29/2015 |
but then |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5348 |
9/6/2013 |
but then i thought better |
pants |
3850 |
5/18/2009 |
but what if |
deuce |
6803 |
10/30/2017 |
but why |
deuce,pants |
6813 |
11/9/2017 |
butt hen |
deuce,pants |
1913 |
12/29/2003 |
butterfly effect in reverse |
deuce,pants |
2325 |
3/11/2005 |
butterfly soup |
deuce,pants |
6845 |
12/10/2017 |
butternut squash soup |
deuce |
5104 |
1/4/2013 |
buy him a pony |
pants |
1127 |
11/1/2001 |
buzz |
dick |
1440 |
9/8/2002 |
buzzies, bats, mysterious slurping sound |
pants,rands,deuce |
6797 |
10/24/2017 |
by mistake |
deuce,pants |
2693 |
3/14/2006 |
by proxy |
spigot,pants |
1609 |
2/25/2003 |
by surgical means or royal decree |
pants,deuce |
1160 |
12/4/2001 |
by the end |
pants |
6059 |
9/1/2015 |
by the quart |
deuce |
4378 |
11/12/2010 |
by the time you read this |
dick,deuce |
1544 |
12/21/2002 |
bytes per second |
ozone,deuce |
4544 |
5/11/2011 |
c'mon |
pants,deuce |
2450 |
7/14/2005 |
c-colorful colorful twinkling lights |
atandt,pants |
6060 |
9/2/2015 |
c. 1999 hustlers |
pants,deuce |
4907 |
6/6/2012 |
caesar salad |
spigot,pants |
2560 |
11/2/2005 |
call me sally |
deuce |
4701 |
11/2/2011 |
call off your balls |
pants |
1102 |
10/7/2001 |
call the enclave |
pants |
5954 |
5/19/2015 |
calling all cars |
pants,deuce |
612 |
5/29/2000 |
calling all queers |
spigot,pants |
975 |
5/28/2001 |
calling home on mother's day can be traumatic |
pants |
1384 |
7/15/2002 |
camp |
pants,deuce |
5002 |
9/13/2012 |
camptown races |
pants,deuce |
4923 |
6/25/2012 |
camwhores unite |
pants,spigot,deuce |
4322 |
9/17/2010 |
can do |
pants,deuce |
4737 |
12/10/2011 |
can he eat it |
pants,deuce |
6652 |
5/20/2017 |
can i |
pants |
4569 |
6/7/2011 |
can i come back to club gay |
spigot |
5602 |
6/1/2014 |
can i go now |
deuce,pants |
5258 |
6/8/2013 |
can i please join you guys |
spigot |
981 |
6/3/2001 |
can i please suck a cock in peace |
pants |
1833 |
10/10/2003 |
can not see |
pants |
3970 |
9/17/2009 |
can we afford not to |
spigot |
3217 |
8/24/2007 |
can we all choke it down |
deuce,spigot |
4976 |
8/18/2012 |
can we do a kickstarter |
spigot |
4160 |
4/4/2010 |
can we hold hands |
spigot |
4864 |
4/19/2012 |
can we just not fight |
spigot,pants |
2348 |
4/3/2005 |
can we just say i have combination skin and leave it at that |
spigot |
3844 |
5/12/2009 |
can we lick it |
deuce,pants |
2356 |
4/11/2005 |
can we not agree |
rands,pants |
6061 |
9/3/2015 |
can words make wishes come true |
pants,deuce |
3113 |
5/12/2007 |
can you dig it |
pants,spigot |
3299 |
11/14/2007 |
can you dig it |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4963 |
8/5/2012 |
can you feel the love |
pants |
4400 |
12/5/2010 |
can you hear me hello |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6452 |
10/17/2016 |
can you just turn around |
spigot,pants |
6527 |
1/6/2017 |
can you keep a secret |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3992 |
10/9/2009 |
can't be in the club |
rands |
5119 |
1/19/2013 |
can't beat off when you say my name |
pants,deuce |
6276 |
4/21/2016 |
can't do it |
spigot,pants |
4829 |
3/15/2012 |
can't even believe it |
pants |
5704 |
9/11/2014 |
can't even finish a senten |
spigot |
6581 |
3/8/2017 |
can't get away |
deuce,spigot |
5353 |
9/11/2013 |
can't get away or do work |
deuce,spigot |
7007 |
0/0/0 |
can't i just |
deuce,spigot |
6980 |
0/0/0 |
can't remember if i've asked this before so |
deuce,pants |
5605 |
6/4/2014 |
can't see gifs or jpegs |
pants,spigot |
4632 |
8/17/2011 |
can't see the forest |
spigot |
5961 |
5/26/2015 |
can't stands it |
pants |
4494 |
3/22/2011 |
can't we just |
spigot,pants |
5991 |
6/25/2015 |
can't we just find a hole |
pants,deuce |
3715 |
1/3/2009 |
can-do |
spigot |
208 |
5/2/1999 |
canadian boners |
pants,deuce |
972 |
5/25/2001 |
canadian goth girl theme song |
pants |
159 |
3/17/1999 |
cancel |
atandt,deuce |
4998 |
9/9/2012 |
cancelled my subscription |
spigot,deuce |
4929 |
7/1/2012 |
cancer |
spigot |
3897 |
7/4/2009 |
cancer of the boner |
dick,deuce |
976 |
5/29/2001 |
cancer of the bong |
rands,pants |
2273 |
1/18/2005 |
cancer of the breakfast |
spigot,pants |
1103 |
10/8/2001 |
candling |
deuce,pants |
261 |
6/23/1999 |
candy and cake |
spigot,atandt |
6183 |
1/5/2016 |
candy as a reward |
pants,deuce |
5320 |
8/9/2013 |
candy bowl |
spigot |
4867 |
4/22/2012 |
candy for lunch |
pants,spigot |
6465 |
10/30/2016 |
candy-seeking behavior |
pants |
5758 |
11/4/2014 |
cane my fanny |
spigot,deuce |
253 |
6/15/1999 |
canned fuck |
pants,deuce |
2994 |
1/13/2007 |
capslock |
spigot,deuce |
4233 |
6/20/2010 |
car jack |
deuce,pants |
2594 |
12/5/2005 |
car pool |
pants,deuce |
1124 |
10/29/2001 |
cards and letters |
rands,pants |
5946 |
5/11/2015 |
careful negotiations |
pants,deuce |
4999 |
9/10/2012 |
careful the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot |
deuce |
6973 |
4/24/2018 |
carefully examining the cock in his face |
pants |
6676 |
6/13/2017 |
carefully placing the towel in front of the toilet |
spigot,pants |
6141 |
11/24/2015 |
carrie's shining tommyknockers |
spigot |
2116 |
7/19/2004 |
casino toilet |
spigot |
5238 |
5/19/2013 |
cat food |
pants,deuce |
4289 |
8/15/2010 |
cat scratches, shoe polish |
deuce,spigot |
451 |
12/24/1999 |
catch the cyberwave |
spigot,pants |
2577 |
11/19/2005 |
caught doing blow in the green room |
rands |
2998 |
1/17/2007 |
caught in a snowstorm |
pants,deuce |
1377 |
7/8/2002 |
caught in the act |
pants,deuce |
2453 |
7/17/2005 |
caught in the act |
spigot |
4706 |
11/7/2011 |
caught in the sprinklers |
deuce |
5643 |
7/12/2014 |
caught you |
spigot,deuce |
2080 |
6/13/2004 |
cave painting techniques (the day before the whiteout) |
atandt,rands |
4736 |
12/9/2011 |
cave paintings |
pants,deuce |
799 |
11/29/2000 |
censorship |
deuce |
6109 |
10/21/2015 |
certified, pre-owned, in your face |
spigot |
6268 |
4/13/2016 |
cha cha cha |
deuce,pants |
4028 |
11/16/2009 |
chairman of the stall |
spigot,pants |
6495 |
12/1/2016 |
chalk outline |
spigot |
4697 |
10/29/2011 |
challenge response |
spigot,deuce |
4559 |
5/28/2011 |
chance not estimated |
deuce |
39 |
10/2/1998 |
change of pace |
deuce,spigot |
1569 |
1/15/2003 |
changing the seasons |
deuce,spigot |
1789 |
8/27/2003 |
chapter 21 |
spigot,pants,prostitutes |
690 |
8/13/2000 |
chapter four |
rands,pants |
3785 |
3/14/2009 |
chapter one |
pants,deuce,spigot |
6198 |
1/28/2016 |
chapter two |
deuce |
1005 |
6/28/2001 |
charcoal briquette |
spigot |
5237 |
5/18/2013 |
charge my suit |
deuce,spigot |
925 |
4/7/2001 |
charles ng |
pants,rands |
5874 |
2/28/2015 |
charlie x |
rands,spigot,sparky,captain,private jim |
3246 |
9/22/2007 |
chatbot |
deuce,rands |
3247 |
9/23/2007 |
chatbot |
rands,deuce |
3120 |
5/19/2007 |
check for yourself |
pants,deuce |
2313 |
2/27/2005 |
check it out |
pants |
3493 |
5/26/2008 |
check my math |
rands,pants,deuce |
2149 |
9/17/2004 |
check out the fuzzy earth all fuzzy and shit |
pants,spigot |
6071 |
9/13/2015 |
check your pitot tube |
pants,deuce |
137 |
2/28/1999 |
checkmate |
rands,pants,deuce |
387 |
10/22/1999 |
cheers, jeers |
spigot |
5393 |
10/27/2013 |
cheese bread |
pants |
5394 |
10/28/2013 |
cheese bread |
deuce,pants |
6744 |
8/26/2017 |
chemicals and heavy metals |
spigot,pants |
534 |
3/13/2000 |
cherry |
spigot,pants,deuce |
1638 |
3/26/2003 |
chers |
spigot |
1068 |
9/3/2001 |
chest tube |
deuce |
6667 |
6/4/2017 |
chew that cud |
deuce,pants |
6903 |
2/6/2018 |
chicken fries |
deuce,pants |
4211 |
5/29/2010 |
chicken soup |
pants |
5923 |
4/18/2015 |
children's book |
spigot |
338 |
9/5/1999 |
chinese food |
spigot,pants |
4524 |
4/21/2011 |
chinese french fries |
spigot |
5780 |
11/26/2014 |
chinese linking rings |
spigot |
1758 |
7/24/2003 |
chips ahoy |
spigot,deuce |
3701 |
12/20/2008 |
chocolate and bathing suits |
spigot |
7013 |
0/0/0 |
chocolate banana money |
spigot,pants |
5016 |
10/3/2012 |
chocolate easter dicks |
spigot,deuce |
991 |
6/14/2001 |
choir boys |
deuce,pants |
321 |
8/20/1999 |
choir practice |
pants,spigot |
5004 |
9/15/2012 |
choke it down nightly |
pants,deuce |
5430 |
12/8/2013 |
choke on a cock you stupid shit |
spigot |
2545 |
10/18/2005 |
choking |
deuce,pants |
3633 |
10/13/2008 |
choking me |
spigot,pants,deuce |
4027 |
11/15/2009 |
choking on a mouse cursor |
spigot,deuce |
3864 |
6/1/2009 |
choking queue |
spigot,deuce |
157 |
3/15/1999 |
choking, teaching |
pants,deuce |
6994 |
0/0/0 |
chokity choke choke |
deuce,pants |
1131 |
11/5/2001 |
choo choo |
spigot |
3356 |
1/10/2008 |
choose your hole |
deuce |
3125 |
5/24/2007 |
chopping them in half |
spigot |
5655 |
7/24/2014 |
chopping up coke snorting it up |
spigot |
2316 |
3/2/2005 |
chow down or forever hold your peace |
spigot,deuce |
5530 |
3/20/2014 |
chris hardwick |
pants,deuce |
3595 |
9/5/2008 |
christ (he is lord) |
pants |
3596 |
9/6/2008 |
christ is lord |
pants |
6945 |
3/20/2018 |
christ jesus |
pants |
3072 |
4/1/2007 |
christ on a motherfucking cross |
spigot,deuce |
4063 |
12/24/2009 |
christ on a motherfucking cross |
deuce,spigot |
3378 |
2/1/2008 |
christmas 2008 |
pants,spigot |
6172 |
12/25/2015 |
christmas in jerkcity |
pants,deuce |
6352 |
7/5/2016 |
chubby bunny |
deuce,pants |
1800 |
9/7/2003 |
chubby dir |
rands |
4203 |
5/19/2010 |
chubby men |
spigot |
1749 |
7/15/2003 |
chubby republican dick |
pants |
2766 |
5/27/2006 |
church of jerkcity, the |
pants |
6820 |
11/15/2017 |
church shootings |
deuce,spigot,pants |
1406 |
8/6/2002 |
churros |
spigot,rands |
2158 |
9/26/2004 |
city folk |
spigot,pants |
1587 |
2/2/2003 |
city mouse |
pants |
1581 |
1/27/2003 |
cj's dad |
spigot,deuce |
122 |
2/12/1999 |
claire jerk |
deuce,pants |
4215 |
6/2/2010 |
clamping tongs |
spigot |
1699 |
5/26/2003 |
clap the seat up and down |
pants,spigot |
4387 |
11/21/2010 |
clap, stomp |
pants,deuce |
6322 |
6/5/2016 |
clapping and clapping |
spigot,pants |
4213 |
5/31/2010 |
clean and well lighted |
pants |
1486 |
10/24/2002 |
clean out the dead moose hanging from the top of panel one first |
pants,rands |
178 |
4/4/1999 |
cleaning up the carpet |
deuce,spigot |
907 |
3/20/2001 |
clear through to china |
deuce |
4554 |
5/23/2011 |
clearly a mistake |
pants |
845 |
1/17/2001 |
clearly alcohol is at work |
net,deuce |
428 |
12/1/1999 |
click bang |
spigot |
6239 |
3/13/2016 |
click more to learn about me |
spigot |
6121 |
11/2/2015 |
click the dick part 1 |
pants,spigot |
6122 |
11/3/2015 |
click the dick part 2 |
pants,spigot |
6123 |
11/4/2015 |
click the dick part 3 |
spigot,pants |
5962 |
5/27/2015 |
clicking and double-clicking |
pants,deuce |
2845 |
8/12/2006 |
clicking noises |
deuce,pants |
1880 |
11/26/2003 |
client-server applications |
deuce,spigot |
4370 |
11/4/2010 |
climb up here |
pants,spigot |
1850 |
10/27/2003 |
clock wise |
deuce |
2874 |
9/10/2006 |
clockwork |
pants |
469 |
1/8/2000 |
clog/flog protocol |
spigot,deuce |
5036 |
10/25/2012 |
clomp clomp clomp |
spigot |
3586 |
8/27/2008 |
clomping & stomping |
spigot,pants |
6781 |
10/8/2017 |
clonk ba-donk |
spigot |
4216 |
6/3/2010 |
clonk badonk |
spigot |
4333 |
9/28/2010 |
clonk them together |
deuce,spigot |
1840 |
10/17/2003 |
close to the latter |
deuce,pants |
6646 |
5/14/2017 |
closes flip phone |
atandt,pants |
4885 |
5/14/2012 |
clown wise |
pants |
1767 |
8/2/2003 |
clownin around |
spigot |
2527 |
9/30/2005 |
clowning around |
spigot,pants |
1893 |
12/9/2003 |
club queer |
spigot,deuce |
5021 |
10/8/2012 |
clumped-up dirt clods |
spigot,deuce |
2043 |
5/7/2004 |
cluster to hump and kiss |
pants |
1382 |
7/13/2002 |
clustering in favor of daisy-chaining |
dick,deuce,spigot |
1126 |
10/31/2001 |
cmyk panties |
pants,atandt,deuce |
970 |
5/23/2001 |
co-sysop |
rands,deuce,spigot |
1410 |
8/10/2002 |
coaxing, alcohol |
spigot,deuce,pants |
4787 |
1/30/2012 |
cocaine + dick = boom |
deuce,pants |
4690 |
10/21/2011 |
cock henge |
pants |
1502 |
11/9/2002 |
cock mocking |
pants,deuce |
2010 |
4/4/2004 |
cock over here |
net,deuce,pants |
3508 |
6/10/2008 |
cock zombie |
spigot,pants |
3958 |
9/5/2009 |
cockbeetle |
deuce |
2590 |
12/1/2005 |
cockbot tryouts part 1 of 3 |
pants,deuce |
2591 |
12/2/2005 |
cockbo}t tryou}}t par{{{t 2 of 3 |
pants |
2592 |
12/3/2005 |
cockb}}}}}ot tryou{{t 3 of 3 |
rands,pants |
4590 |
7/6/2011 |
cockflash |
pants,deuce |
158 |
3/16/1999 |
cockmouth.gif |
deuce,spigot |
237 |
5/30/1999 |
cocks |
spigot |
5292 |
7/12/2013 |
cocks |
deuce |
1678 |
5/5/2003 |
cocks (beat) cocks i say |
deuce,pants,rands |
2507 |
9/9/2005 |
cocks and balls |
spigot,deuce |
6788 |
10/15/2017 |
cocks and dancing |
deuce,pants |
2050 |
5/14/2004 |
cocks and gayness |
spigot |
2174 |
10/12/2004 |
cocks and socks |
spigot,pants |
2654 |
2/3/2006 |
cocks glorious cocks (hot sausage & mustard) |
spigot |
3494 |
5/27/2008 |
cocks he said |
deuce,spigot |
1283 |
4/6/2002 |
cocks up five |
spigot,deuce |
1173 |
12/17/2001 |
cocks, dicks and everything in between |
net,deuce |
851 |
1/23/2001 |
cocksuckers local no. 41 |
pants |
1756 |
7/22/2003 |
cocksucking laws with weird dot hanging around |
pants,deuce |
1944 |
1/29/2004 |
cocksuckingist |
deuce,pants |
6102 |
10/14/2015 |
cocktober |
pants |
5250 |
5/31/2013 |
code name |
deuce |
1074 |
9/9/2001 |
code red |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4003 |
10/22/2009 |
codename: analizer |
pants |
6697 |
7/9/2017 |
codpieces and dongbutters |
spigot,pants |
1508 |
11/15/2002 |
coffee |
bung,dick,deuce |
2694 |
3/15/2006 |
coffee table book |
pants,rands |
2749 |
5/10/2006 |
cojhglubblhuggle |
pants,spigot |
3445 |
4/8/2008 |
cold dead hands |
pants |
1565 |
1/11/2003 |
cold fusion |
pants,deuce |
6149 |
12/2/2015 |
cold hands |
deuce |
1017 |
7/11/2001 |
cold toilet water |
spigot |
1816 |
9/23/2003 |
collar bomb |
spigot |
2655 |
2/4/2006 |
collect them all |
spigot |
1007 |
6/30/2001 |
college girls |
spigot |
6691 |
7/3/2017 |
colonel kurtz nespresso capsule |
spigot,pants |
6650 |
5/18/2017 |
come and get 'em |
deuce,pants |
5312 |
8/1/2013 |
come and get it |
spigot |
4568 |
6/6/2011 |
come back |
spigot,pants |
4407 |
12/14/2010 |
come closer |
deuce,pants,spigot |
4167 |
4/11/2010 |
come on kids |
spigot,deuce |
4342 |
10/7/2010 |
come on now |
pants |
535 |
3/14/2000 |
come on world |
spigot,pants |
4472 |
2/18/2011 |
come out from under there |
pants,deuce |
5074 |
12/2/2012 |
come over |
spigot,deuce |
1894 |
12/10/2003 |
come over to my house |
deuce |
3907 |
7/14/2009 |
come over to my house |
spigot |
3109 |
5/8/2007 |
come to terms with your crinkly dick (you need to) |
deuce,pants |
2533 |
10/6/2005 |
come to think of it |
spigot |
4263 |
7/20/2010 |
come to think of it |
spigot,pants |
707 |
8/30/2000 |
come with me |
deuce,spigot |
4418 |
12/25/2010 |
come work for me |
spigot,deuce |
1521 |
11/28/2002 |
comedy closet |
pants,deuce,spigot |
2013 |
4/7/2004 |
comedy hour |
pants,spigot,deuce |
739 |
10/1/2000 |
comedy stylings of atandt |
the |
362 |
9/29/1999 |
comet |
rands |
2318 |
3/4/2005 |
comic sans bold 42 points, honey |
pants |
4282 |
8/8/2010 |
comin' through |
pants,dick |
3835 |
5/3/2009 |
coming to take you away |
pants,deuce |
1586 |
2/1/2003 |
compare, contrast |
pants,rands,spigot |
852 |
1/24/2001 |
comparing notes |
spigot,pants |
1866 |
11/12/2003 |
complaining about what really |
pants |
1425 |
8/24/2002 |
complaint department |
atandt,spigot |
2951 |
11/30/2006 |
complaint department |
pants,spigot |
5740 |
10/17/2014 |
complaint department |
pants,ozone |
6068 |
9/10/2015 |
complaint department |
pants,spigot |
1773 |
8/8/2003 |
complaint department suggestion box |
pants |
5033 |
10/22/2012 |
complete silence |
spigot |
2315 |
3/1/2005 |
complete this sentence |
spigot,pants |
6429 |
9/24/2016 |
completely blameless |
deuce,pants |
2103 |
7/6/2004 |
completely boring |
spigot,bung |
6710 |
7/22/2017 |
completely empty |
deuce,pants |
1832 |
10/9/2003 |
completely stupid americanized version |
spigot |
3480 |
5/13/2008 |
complex marketplace |
spigot,deuce |
2863 |
8/30/2006 |
computer, manass |
pants,deuce |
2596 |
12/7/2005 |
concern about fire codes |
spigot,pants |
145 |
3/7/1999 |
concerned |
deuce,pants,spigot |
2075 |
6/8/2004 |
concerned about the moustache injection |
spigot,pants,deuce |
2021 |
4/15/2004 |
concerned all the way around |
deuce,spigot |
1471 |
10/9/2002 |
concerned women of america |
pants |
607 |
5/24/2000 |
concerns |
spigot,deuce |
6045 |
8/18/2015 |
confession time |
pants |
5914 |
4/9/2015 |
congratulations are in order |
deuce |
4301 |
8/27/2010 |
connect 1200 |
atandt,pants |
4834 |
3/20/2012 |
connections |
spigot |
2773 |
6/3/2006 |
conquer jerkcity itself |
deuce,spigot |
1202 |
1/15/2002 |
consenting adults |
deuce |
5501 |
2/19/2014 |
conservation of matter doesn't apply to me |
spigot |
5932 |
4/27/2015 |
considered and rejected |
pants,deuce |
4317 |
9/12/2010 |
consolation prize |
spigot,deuce |
4395 |
11/30/2010 |
conspiracy dong |
spigot |
5718 |
9/25/2014 |
const cock |
spigot |
616 |
6/2/2000 |
constantly |
spigot,pants |
2699 |
3/20/2006 |
constantly battering your asshole |
net,deuce |
1210 |
1/23/2002 |
content is king |
spigot |
5205 |
4/16/2013 |
continue reading |
spigot |
1366 |
6/28/2002 |
contract negotiations stalled |
hanford,pants,rands |
4609 |
7/25/2011 |
control open apple reset |
spigot |
2165 |
10/3/2004 |
control rod: a gay fable |
rands,deuce |
1104 |
10/9/2001 |
cookies |
pants |
4239 |
6/26/2010 |
cooking school |
spigot |
6087 |
9/29/2015 |
cooking with spigot |
spigot |
1306 |
4/29/2002 |
cool as ice |
pants |
5788 |
12/4/2014 |
cool site of the day |
pants,spigot |
5811 |
12/27/2014 |
cool thanks |
rands,pants |
987 |
6/10/2001 |
core dump |
pants |
5132 |
2/1/2013 |
cork that sailor up |
deuce,pants |
6104 |
10/16/2015 |
corks plugs wine vats |
pants,deuce |
1655 |
4/12/2003 |
cornerstone |
deuce,rands |
3352 |
1/6/2008 |
cotton picking |
pants,deuce |
5803 |
12/19/2014 |
cough |
pants |
6221 |
2/23/2016 |
coughing, choking |
pants,deuce |
5267 |
6/17/2013 |
could use extension cord |
spigot,pants |
2224 |
11/30/2004 |
could you all please like so |
spigot |
4666 |
9/24/2011 |
could you do me a favor |
deuce,pants |
3451 |
4/14/2008 |
could you please elaborate |
deuce |
5642 |
7/11/2014 |
could you please not |
pants |
6996 |
0/0/0 |
count down |
pants |
11 |
8/28/1998 |
count me twice |
|
3230 |
9/6/2007 |
countdown |
deuce |
1851 |
10/28/2003 |
counter clock wise |
rands,deuce |
5318 |
8/7/2013 |
counter clock wise |
deuce,bung |
203 |
4/27/1999 |
courage under fire |
deuce |
675 |
7/29/2000 |
courtroom scene |
spigot,pants |
5061 |
11/19/2012 |
courtroom scene |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5288 |
7/8/2013 |
covenstead |
spigot |
2759 |
5/20/2006 |
cover your head and neck with your arms |
atandt,ozone,bung,pants,spigot,rands,hanford |
6467 |
11/1/2016 |
covered in lint |
deuce,pants |
3927 |
8/3/2009 |
covering all his bases |
pants |
1412 |
8/12/2002 |
cow palace |
spigot |
1050 |
8/16/2001 |
cow sound |
deuce,pants |
3272 |
10/18/2007 |
crab meat |
deuce |
5460 |
1/9/2014 |
crabapples |
pants,deuce |
119 |
2/9/1999 |
crack baby |
pants,deuce |
2399 |
5/24/2005 |
cracked by spigot the bear |
spigot |
988 |
6/11/2001 |
cracker |
rands |
6114 |
10/26/2015 |
cracks knuckles |
pants,spigot |
4564 |
6/2/2011 |
cranberry bog |
spigot |
5467 |
1/16/2014 |
cranberry flavored vodka |
pants,deuce |
371 |
10/8/1999 |
cranberry lemonade |
spigot |
2035 |
4/29/2004 |
crank calls |
spigot,rands |
992 |
6/15/2001 |
crash |
spigot |
4371 |
11/5/2010 |
crash bonk |
spigot |
1724 |
6/20/2003 |
crash helmet |
pants |
1830 |
10/7/2003 |
crazy talking bird |
deuce,pants |
6663 |
5/31/2017 |
creative commons 3.0 license |
deuce |
2505 |
9/7/2005 |
creep |
pants,deuce |
4639 |
8/24/2011 |
creeper alert |
pants |
928 |
4/10/2001 |
cricket problem |
spigot,pants |
1052 |
8/18/2001 |
crickets and ants |
deuce,pants |
6595 |
3/24/2017 |
crickets and earthworms |
spigot,pants |
3205 |
8/12/2007 |
crisping sleeve |
deuce |
56 |
10/25/1998 |
crop circles |
|
2178 |
10/15/2004 |
cross fire |
rands,atandt,pants |
2769 |
5/30/2006 |
crowbar |
pants |
4837 |
3/23/2012 |
crown prince |
deuce,pants |
22 |
9/12/1998 |
cruel summer |
|
1948 |
2/1/2004 |
cunt bone |
deuce |
2866 |
9/2/2006 |
cupcake day |
spigot |
4050 |
12/11/2009 |
cups and balls |
spigot,rands |
4141 |
3/15/2010 |
cure for the common cold |
deuce |
1526 |
12/3/2002 |
curious, that |
pants,deuce |
101 |
1/10/1999 |
curiously enough |
deuce, pants |
4303 |
8/29/2010 |
cursor placement |
pants,deuce |
99 |
1/5/1999 |
curtain drops |
deuce, spigot |
84 |
12/14/1998 |
cut |
deuce, pants, rands |
908 |
3/21/2001 |
cut my fucking head off |
spigot |
5322 |
8/11/2013 |
cut to shot / swaying gently |
net |
6255 |
3/29/2016 |
cutout |
pants |
6418 |
9/10/2016 |
cyber sex |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2656 |
2/5/2006 |
cyber space |
spigot |
2542 |
10/15/2005 |
cyberfeminist webzine |
spigot |
2797 |
6/27/2006 |
cyberfriends |
spigot,atandt |
6351 |
7/4/2016 |
da da da dum |
deuce,pants |
501 |
2/9/2000 |
da noise |
spigot |
6220 |
2/22/2016 |
daddy issues |
pants |
6532 |
1/11/2017 |
daddy will never let you wear this much makeup |
deuce,pants |
5880 |
3/6/2015 |
dagger of the mind |
spigot |
6948 |
3/23/2018 |
daguerreotype that shit |
spigot,pants |
3041 |
3/1/2007 |
damn it feels good |
pants,atandt |
661 |
7/15/2000 |
damn straight |
deuce |
4803 |
2/18/2012 |
damn straight |
deuce,pants |
760 |
10/22/2000 |
dance hall days |
spigot |
6272 |
4/17/2016 |
dance hall days |
deuce,pants |
4939 |
7/12/2012 |
dance party |
pants,deuce |
2967 |
12/17/2006 |
dancing hamsters |
spigot |
2041 |
5/5/2004 |
dancing makes them go away |
spigot,pants |
930 |
4/12/2001 |
danger zone |
spigot,pants |
2964 |
12/14/2006 |
danny elfman retarded |
spigot |
4880 |
5/9/2012 |
danny elfman's viscera |
spigot |
440 |
12/13/1999 |
dante's inferno |
pants,deuce |
1775 |
8/10/2003 |
dark |
pants |
2016 |
4/10/2004 |
dark side voting booth |
pants,spigot |
2175 |
10/13/2004 |
dark under here |
spigot,deuce |
2079 |
6/12/2004 |
data, info |
spigot |
5519 |
3/9/2014 |
day and night |
spigot |
4491 |
3/19/2011 |
day old some thing |
pants,deuce |
2278 |
1/23/2005 |
day one: problem discovered |
hanford,pants |
2314 |
2/28/2005 |
day three: it dawns on him the army is never coming and he is so OH GOD THEY GOT IN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD |
pants |
2281 |
1/26/2005 |
day two: still down in the crawlspace |
rands,pants |
6515 |
12/25/2016 |
daylight savings time |
spigot,pants |
4794 |
2/7/2012 |
days since accident |
pants |
603 |
5/21/2000 |
dazed and confused |
pants,spigot |
1731 |
6/27/2003 |
dead at 100 |
atandt |
1723 |
6/19/2003 |
dead baby boy |
rands,atandt,pants |
1034 |
7/31/2001 |
deadly game of cat and mouse |
spigot |
684 |
8/7/2000 |
dear idiots |
spigot |
239 |
6/1/1999 |
dear madonna |
pants,spigot |
1174 |
12/18/2001 |
dear photographers |
spigot |
1476 |
10/14/2002 |
death to infidels |
pants |
1675 |
5/2/2003 |
death to infidels |
spigot |
5834 |
1/19/2015 |
debbie harry |
pants |
5027 |
10/16/2012 |
decalogue |
spigot |
2239 |
12/15/2004 |
deep down inside |
deuce,pants |
2892 |
9/28/2006 |
deep in thought / pants has a mantra |
pants |
489 |
1/28/2000 |
deep thought, deep throat, whatever |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3816 |
4/14/2009 |
deep thoughts |
ozone |
160 |
3/18/1999 |
deeper toilets |
net,deuce |
3855 |
5/23/2009 |
deepest darkest |
rands |
2349 |
4/4/2005 |
deepest darkest africa |
pants |
2687 |
3/8/2006 |
deepest darkest desires |
pants,spigot |
4077 |
1/9/2010 |
deepest darkest desires |
spigot,deuce |
5446 |
12/26/2013 |
deeply disappointed |
deuce |
1928 |
1/13/2004 |
deepthroat chopacabra |
spigot,pants |
4926 |
6/28/2012 |
definitely possible alleged |
pants,deuce |
5787 |
12/3/2014 |
delayed due to rain |
pants |
5857 |
2/11/2015 |
deliberate and forceful |
pants,deuce |
4185 |
5/1/2010 |
delicious cake |
pants |
2500 |
9/2/2005 |
delicious pesto pizza |
pants,spigot |
34 |
9/27/1998 |
demand proof |
pants |
6093 |
10/5/2015 |
den mother |
dick,deuce |
5383 |
10/17/2013 |
denver intl airport |
spigot |
3495 |
5/28/2008 |
depo provera |
deuce |
90 |
12/20/1998 |
descending somehow |
rands, spigot |
4651 |
9/5/2011 |
design by spigot |
spigot |
6792 |
10/19/2017 |
destination: dongs |
spigot,pants |
993 |
6/16/2001 |
detailed notes |
spigot |
1308 |
5/1/2002 |
detective faggot's space adventure |
pants,deuce |
3219 |
8/26/2007 |
deuce |
deuce |
2672 |
2/21/2006 |
deuce and his saucy balls |
deuce,pants |
3015 |
2/3/2007 |
deuce and pants: a love story |
deuce,pants |
217 |
5/10/1999 |
deuce and rands have gay sex |
deuce,rands |
800 |
11/30/2000 |
deuce and rands show |
deuce,rands |
5583 |
5/12/2014 |
deuce and the case of the silverfish |
deuce |
536 |
3/15/2000 |
deuce as job |
deuce |
3329 |
12/14/2007 |
deuce eats the mouse cursor |
spigot,pants,deuce |
4486 |
3/14/2011 |
deuce explains it all |
deuce |
1018 |
7/12/2001 |
deuce got a plant |
deuce |
782 |
11/13/2000 |
deuce has a new home |
deuce |
1852 |
10/29/2003 |
deuce has a posse |
deuce |
2703 |
3/24/2006 |
deuce has a stroke |
spigot,deuce |
1641 |
3/29/2003 |
deuce has a vegas system |
deuce |
2855 |
8/22/2006 |
deuce in orbit (part 1) |
deuce |
5431 |
12/9/2013 |
deuce is suddenly scared |
deuce |
5750 |
10/27/2014 |
deuce juice |
pants,deuce |
3577 |
8/18/2008 |
deuce likes poo |
deuce |
2029 |
4/23/2004 |
deuce loses a leg |
deuce |
3360 |
1/14/2008 |
deuce on fire |
deuce |
1346 |
6/8/2002 |
deuce remained silent |
spigot,deuce |
4023 |
11/11/2009 |
deuce rides |
pants,deuce |
2619 |
12/30/2005 |
deuce sings |
deuce |
6036 |
8/9/2015 |
deuce slowly realizes |
deuce |
1846 |
10/23/2003 |
deuce's blast |
deuce |
3007 |
1/26/2007 |
deuce's nuts |
deuce,pants |
1132 |
11/6/2001 |
deuced |
deuce,pants |
1391 |
7/22/2002 |
developer cds |
deuce,spigot |
1527 |
12/4/2002 |
diabolical schemes |
pants,net,deuce |
2979 |
12/29/2006 |
diagnosis: boner |
spigot,pants |
1796 |
9/3/2003 |
dial 999 |
spigot |
4599 |
7/15/2011 |
dial tone |
spigot |
3042 |
3/2/2007 |
diaper fetish |
pants,spigot |
2894 |
9/30/2006 |
diaper play |
spigot,pants |
4605 |
7/21/2011 |
diapers under your dockers |
pants |
1351 |
6/13/2002 |
dick fever |
rands,net,ozone |
2155 |
9/23/2004 |
dick for me |
deuce,pants |
801 |
12/1/2000 |
dick for me (part 1 of 2) |
deuce,pants,spigot |
802 |
12/2/2000 |
dick for me (part 2 of 2) |
deuce,pants,spigot |
3190 |
7/28/2007 |
dick of the shit |
ozone,pants |
427 |
11/30/1999 |
dick pit |
pants |
4436 |
1/12/2011 |
dick tracy was here |
pants,deuce |
3605 |
9/15/2008 |
dick, prick |
spigot,pants |
566 |
4/14/2000 |
dick-like |
pants,deuce |
589 |
5/7/2000 |
dicklicking clarification |
deuce,pants |
818 |
12/21/2000 |
dicklicking in the 21st century |
pants |
5913 |
4/8/2015 |
dicklicking in the data center: the final chapter |
pants,deuce |
5907 |
4/2/2015 |
dicklicking in the datacenter |
pants |
5910 |
4/5/2015 |
dicklicking in the datacenter part ii |
pants |
2757 |
5/18/2006 |
dicks (part 1 of 2) |
pants,deuce |
2758 |
5/19/2006 |
dicks (part 2 of 2) |
pants,deuce |
6900 |
2/3/2018 |
dicks / pricks |
spigot,pants |
5513 |
3/3/2014 |
dicks endlessly refreshing twitter |
pants,deuce |
5514 |
3/4/2014 |
dicks in riot gear |
pants,deuce |
3822 |
4/20/2009 |
dicks n stuff |
net |
5515 |
3/5/2014 |
dicks on parade |
pants,deuce |
5516 |
3/6/2014 |
dicks that nobody loved |
pants,deuce |
5517 |
3/7/2014 |
dicks trying to make something of their lives |
pants,deuce |
5511 |
3/1/2014 |
dicks waiting their turn in an orderly queue |
pants,deuce |
2167 |
10/5/2004 |
dicks wearing fake beards |
pants,deuce |
5509 |
2/27/2014 |
dicks, but for |
pants,deuce |
5518 |
3/8/2014 |
dicks: all right then |
pants,deuce |
6308 |
5/22/2016 |
dicks^3 |
pants |
6850 |
12/15/2017 |
did i mention |
spigot |
2741 |
5/2/2006 |
did it die |
spigot,deuce,atandt |
5376 |
10/10/2013 |
did it die |
spigot,deuce |
5289 |
7/9/2013 |
did or did you not |
spigot,pants |
4644 |
8/29/2011 |
did we get it right |
pants,net |
3212 |
8/19/2007 |
did you fall in love |
deuce,spigot |
2387 |
5/12/2005 |
did you know |
deuce |
1252 |
3/6/2002 |
did you run h2ph? |
pants,atandt |
4798 |
2/11/2012 |
did you say |
spigot |
1660 |
4/17/2003 |
die trying |
pants,deuce |
4600 |
7/16/2011 |
die trying |
spigot,pants |
5405 |
11/8/2013 |
different departure dates |
pants,deuce |
3920 |
7/27/2009 |
different tom hanks |
pants |
1542 |
12/19/2002 |
diffy daffy |
rands,deuce |
193 |
4/18/1999 |
dig dug |
net,pants,deuce |
6442 |
10/7/2016 |
dig dug |
deuce,pants |
5636 |
7/5/2014 |
dignity and respuhhhhh |
spigot |
4663 |
9/21/2011 |
dildoed by a nutwad |
pants,spigot |
410 |
11/14/1999 |
ding ding |
ozone,spigot,deuce,pants |
2235 |
12/11/2004 |
ding ding |
deuce,spigot |
3609 |
9/19/2008 |
ding ding ding ding click |
pants,deuce |
400 |
11/4/1999 |
dinner |
rands,deuce,pants |
3915 |
7/22/2009 |
dipfest |
spigot |
1105 |
10/10/2001 |
dipping into admiral krag |
deuce,spigot |
665 |
7/19/2000 |
directed acyclic graphs |
deuce,jesus |
6315 |
5/29/2016 |
director's cut |
deuce,pants |
2210 |
11/16/2004 |
dirty dirty bomb |
deuce,pants |
2541 |
10/14/2005 |
dirty floor |
pants,deuce |
671 |
7/25/2000 |
disclosure |
spigot |
66 |
11/13/1998 |
disconnect |
|
322 |
8/21/1999 |
disconnect my doodle-dong |
spigot |
4886 |
5/15/2012 |
discreet blowjobs |
spigot |
3575 |
8/16/2008 |
disk drive this |
dick,bung,deuce |
5528 |
3/18/2014 |
disk full |
spigot,pants |
2323 |
3/9/2005 |
dismiss the dialog box |
spigot,pants |
1543 |
12/20/2002 |
disney land |
rands,bung,spigot |
481 |
1/20/2000 |
disney lawyers |
pants,spigot |
5985 |
6/19/2015 |
divided longitudinally into three lobes |
pants |
1532 |
12/9/2002 |
dizzy and bonky |
spigot |
4187 |
5/3/2010 |
dizzy and passed out |
pants,spigot |
4607 |
7/23/2011 |
do i have to look |
pants,deuce |
471 |
1/10/2000 |
do i look fat |
pants,spigot |
6209 |
2/8/2016 |
do it now |
pants |
2431 |
6/25/2005 |
do not attempt |
spigot |
3018 |
2/6/2007 |
do not drink |
deuce,spigot |
1561 |
1/7/2003 |
do not drink the bongwater |
spigot |
2501 |
9/3/2005 |
do not get excited it is only a rhetorical question |
pants |
2659 |
2/8/2006 |
do not make a mess in here |
deuce,spigot |
3385 |
2/8/2008 |
do not speak lightly |
pants,deuce,spigot |
5693 |
8/31/2014 |
do not tell him |
rands,deuce |
5572 |
5/1/2014 |
do not use |
pants |
3026 |
2/14/2007 |
do not wake |
deuce |
3357 |
1/11/2008 |
do that trick |
rands,spigot |
5359 |
9/17/2013 |
do the _ocomot}}}}} |
deuce |
5927 |
4/22/2015 |
do the math |
atandt |
6011 |
7/15/2015 |
do the needful |
pants |
5358 |
9/16/2013 |
do the ocomotion with me |
pants,deuce |
3496 |
5/29/2008 |
do the pants |
pants,deuce |
499 |
2/7/2000 |
do you believe in love |
spigot |
1594 |
2/9/2003 |
do you hear what i hear |
spigot,deuce |
2291 |
2/5/2005 |
do you know |
spigot,deuce |
5409 |
11/15/2013 |
do you mind |
pants |
4529 |
4/26/2011 |
do you really |
spigot,deuce |
6162 |
12/15/2015 |
do you still |
pants,deuce |
6870 |
1/4/2018 |
do you take bitcoin |
deuce,pants |
209 |
5/3/1999 |
do-bees |
spigot |
263 |
6/25/1999 |
doctor boner is in |
pants,atandt |
1282 |
4/5/2002 |
doctor dong |
pants |
6565 |
2/19/2017 |
doctor or mister |
deuce,pants |
5142 |
2/11/2013 |
doctor spigot, m.d. |
spigot |
5527 |
3/17/2014 |
doctor, doctor |
pants |
1383 |
7/14/2002 |
does farting make you automatically gay because i had about four potatoes and more short stories |
pants,deuce,rands,spigot |
2468 |
8/1/2005 |
does it |
pants,deuce |
2878 |
9/14/2006 |
does no good |
pants,deuce |
522 |
3/1/2000 |
does not compute |
spigot,pants |
6504 |
12/11/2016 |
does this ascot scarf make me look fruity |
spigot,pants |
2632 |
1/12/2006 |
does this gay marriage make me look fat |
dick,deuce |
5712 |
9/19/2014 |
does this have anything |
deuce,spigot |
1510 |
11/17/2002 |
doesn't fucking matter |
pants,spigot,deuce |
3755 |
2/12/2009 |
doesn't like this much |
pants |
5081 |
12/12/2012 |
doesn't matter down periscope |
pants |
6913 |
2/16/2018 |
doesn't matter, can me |
deuce,pants |
2403 |
5/28/2005 |
dog biscuits |
spigot |
488 |
1/27/2000 |
dog lick dog dick world |
pants,deuce |
2610 |
12/21/2005 |
dog shit |
spigot,pants,deuce |
2996 |
1/15/2007 |
doggy doggy wah wah |
deuce,pants |
6182 |
1/4/2016 |
doin' it |
deuce |
6720 |
8/1/2017 |
doing a bj |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3518 |
6/20/2008 |
dollar sign |
deuce |
6558 |
2/12/2017 |
don't cry |
deuce,pants |
4937 |
7/10/2012 |
don't cry little one |
pants,deuce |
1514 |
11/21/2002 |
don't delete me i'm jerkable |
spigot |
6455 |
10/20/2016 |
don't eat that |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4539 |
5/6/2011 |
don't give up the ghost |
deuce,pants |
4672 |
9/30/2011 |
don't know where it comes from |
deuce |
5370 |
9/28/2013 |
don't know why |
deuce |
3256 |
10/2/2007 |
don't leave deuce (please) |
deuce |
6894 |
1/28/2018 |
don't leave me hanging |
deuce,pants |
3390 |
2/13/2008 |
don't let him make you dizzy |
spigot |
4192 |
5/8/2010 |
don't let him make you dizzy |
pants |
4440 |
1/16/2011 |
don't lie to me |
spigot |
3423 |
3/17/2008 |
don't look at him |
rands,deuce,spigot |
4767 |
1/10/2012 |
don't look down |
spigot |
5996 |
6/30/2015 |
don't look down |
pants,spigot |
3350 |
1/4/2008 |
don't make me say it |
pants |
4942 |
7/15/2012 |
don't stop now |
spigot |
6912 |
2/15/2018 |
don't stop pulling |
spigot |
5179 |
3/21/2013 |
don't think the war is over |
rands,deuce |
3412 |
3/6/2008 |
don't use the doll |
pants |
4938 |
7/11/2012 |
don't you |
deuce,spigot |
6408 |
8/31/2016 |
donate me to science |
pants |
106 |
1/19/1999 |
donation |
deuce, rands, spigot |
4654 |
9/8/2011 |
done and done |
spigot,deuce,pants |
6307 |
5/21/2016 |
done and i mean done |
deuce,pants |
3990 |
10/7/2009 |
done deal |
spigot,deuce |
4212 |
5/30/2010 |
done deal |
spigot,deuce |
6972 |
4/23/2018 |
done talkin' for now |
spigot,pants |
36 |
9/29/1998 |
dong bong futures |
|
2722 |
4/13/2006 |
dong ong ong ong ong ong |
spigot,pants |
68 |
11/19/1998 |
dong party |
|
3587 |
8/28/2008 |
dong patrol |
spigot,deuce |
1904 |
12/20/2003 |
dong school |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6414 |
9/6/2016 |
dong squad |
deuce,spigot |
429 |
12/2/1999 |
dong watch |
net,pants |
37 |
9/30/1998 |
dongazine |
|
77 |
12/3/1998 |
dongles |
|
746 |
10/8/2000 |
dongling |
deuce,pants,spigot |
4641 |
8/26/2011 |
dongs at dawn |
deuce,spigot,pants |
389 |
10/24/1999 |
dongs for chameleons |
pants,deuce |
3374 |
1/28/2008 |
donut field |
spigot,pants |
4884 |
5/13/2012 |
doo da |
pants,deuce |
4971 |
8/13/2012 |
doo dah |
spigot,pants |
47 |
10/14/1998 |
doofus and dorkus |
|
6038 |
8/11/2015 |
door 1 |
deuce,atandt |
4402 |
12/7/2010 |
doot doot doo doot |
spigot,deuce |
956 |
5/9/2001 |
dope |
spigot |
3235 |
9/11/2007 |
dope fiend |
pants,deuce |
3403 |
2/26/2008 |
dorm rooms |
deuce,pants |
1367 |
6/28/2002 |
dot qmail files |
rands,pants,deuce,spigot |
6040 |
8/13/2015 |
double agent |
pants,deuce |
2292 |
2/6/2005 |
double anal |
deuce,spigot |
4565 |
6/3/2011 |
double tall |
spigot |
2989 |
1/8/2007 |
double, triple |
spigot |
2802 |
7/2/2006 |
dow now now now (chorus) |
spigot |
3971 |
9/18/2009 |
down a hole |
pants |
6028 |
8/1/2015 |
down in front |
pants,deuce |
2679 |
2/28/2006 |
down in your hole |
pants,deuce |
4586 |
7/2/2011 |
down into you |
pants |
3846 |
5/14/2009 |
down my pants |
spigot |
1932 |
1/17/2004 |
down over yonder |
spigot,deuce |
4256 |
7/13/2010 |
down stairs |
spigot |
88 |
12/18/1998 |
down the stairs |
deuce, pants |
6807 |
11/3/2017 |
down there in my dirty clothes |
pants |
5629 |
6/28/2014 |
down time |
spigot |
5006 |
9/23/2012 |
down we go |
spigot,pants |
3285 |
10/31/2007 |
down with that |
deuce,spigot |
6585 |
3/12/2017 |
downer cow |
deuce,pants |
3160 |
6/28/2007 |
download |
spigot |
2601 |
12/12/2005 |
downtime |
pants,spigot,deuce |
3746 |
2/3/2009 |
downtime |
deuce |
3948 |
8/26/2009 |
downtown |
pants |
35 |
9/28/1998 |
dragging and dropping |
|
430 |
12/3/1999 |
dream weaver |
spigot,pants |
1540 |
12/17/2002 |
dream work(s) |
deuce,spigot |
1091 |
9/26/2001 |
dreamboat |
deuce,spigot |
882 |
2/23/2001 |
dreaming of dick |
spigot |
3635 |
10/15/2008 |
drilling sound |
pants,deuce |
691 |
8/14/2000 |
drink pepsi |
spigot |
6949 |
3/24/2018 |
drink pepsi |
deuce,spigot |
6742 |
8/24/2017 |
drink plenty of fluids |
deuce,pants |
1157 |
12/1/2001 |
drinking buddies |
pants,red robot |
1169 |
12/13/2001 |
drive-through suicide |
spigot |
5994 |
6/28/2015 |
driving me nuts |
pants,deuce |
6343 |
6/26/2016 |
droopy voice |
deuce,spigot,pants |
1302 |
4/25/2002 |
dropping our science |
deuce |
3408 |
3/2/2008 |
drown me in the bathtub |
pants,deuce |
6334 |
6/17/2016 |
drown pants in bucket |
deuce,pants |
4855 |
4/10/2012 |
drowned in the toilet |
pants,deuce |
3535 |
7/7/2008 |
drowning |
deuce,pants |
3592 |
9/2/2008 |
drowning in some thing |
ozone,deuce |
3815 |
4/13/2009 |
drowning in something |
ozone,deuce |
5814 |
12/30/2014 |
drudge siren |
spigot,deuce |
2046 |
5/10/2004 |
drunk on cock |
pants,deuce |
2680 |
3/1/2006 |
drunk on cock |
pants |
4358 |
10/23/2010 |
dsgd |
dick,ozone |
523 |
3/2/2000 |
duck duck goose |
spigot |
1402 |
8/2/2002 |
duck from now on |
atandt,deuce |
3642 |
10/22/2008 |
due to lack of |
pants |
899 |
3/12/2001 |
dueling inboxes |
deuce,pants |
2870 |
9/6/2006 |
duh bluh |
spigot |
447 |
12/20/1999 |
dumb dongs (a throwaway) |
atandt |
3027 |
2/15/2007 |
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb |
spigot,deuce |
380 |
10/16/1999 |
dumb it on down |
pants,spigot |
5413 |
11/19/2013 |
dune |
pants |
161 |
3/19/1999 |
during wartime |
spigot |
5940 |
5/5/2015 |
dustbuster |
pants,deuce |
1134 |
11/8/2001 |
dwindling dongs |
net,deuce,pants |
4656 |
9/10/2011 |
e i e i o |
deuce,pants |
6296 |
5/10/2016 |
each day with a song |
spigot |
4410 |
12/17/2010 |
each of those words |
pants,deuce |
1666 |
4/23/2003 |
each others boners |
spigot |
830 |
1/2/2001 |
early screen test |
pants |
5688 |
8/26/2014 |
earning it |
pants,deuce |
6971 |
4/22/2018 |
earth day |
deuce,pants |
5294 |
7/14/2013 |
earth falls into sun |
spigot |
6136 |
11/19/2015 |
easier for me to take your abuse |
spigot |
4708 |
11/9/2011 |
easter ham |
spigot |
5185 |
3/27/2013 |
easy for you |
deuce,dick |
6398 |
8/21/2016 |
easy like sunday morning |
deuce,pants |
5721 |
9/28/2014 |
easy monday |
pants |
2605 |
12/16/2005 |
eat it raw |
deuce,spigot |
4253 |
7/10/2010 |
eat it raw |
pants,deuce |
3503 |
6/5/2008 |
eat my ass please |
deuce,pants |
4009 |
10/28/2009 |
eat my dust |
pants |
3706 |
12/25/2008 |
eat your bug |
pants |
5977 |
6/11/2015 |
eat your queernuts |
pants,deuce |
1230 |
2/12/2002 |
eating out |
deuce |
1268 |
3/22/2002 |
eating the shed |
rands,pants |
2641 |
1/21/2006 |
eating things we find |
spigot |
3446 |
4/9/2008 |
eating through a straw |
deuce |
6871 |
1/5/2018 |
ecclesiastes 6:4 |
deuce,pants |
1175 |
12/19/2001 |
echo |
deuce,spigot,pants |
70 |
11/23/1998 |
egg mcmuffin |
|
6331 |
6/14/2016 |
egg nog |
deuce,pants |
4532 |
4/29/2011 |
eight bits, no parity |
spigot,deuce |
2232 |
12/8/2004 |
eight minutes lost in time forever |
spigot |
2538 |
10/11/2005 |
einstein was a gay |
deuce |
5079 |
12/10/2012 |
einstein, podolsky and rosen |
deuce,net |
1272 |
3/26/2002 |
eisenhower warned us |
pants,atandt |
1688 |
5/15/2003 |
eisner fun bucks |
pants,rands,deuce |
2030 |
4/24/2004 |
either way |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4835 |
3/21/2012 |
either way |
deuce,pants,rands |
519 |
2/27/2000 |
el faggot |
deuce,pants |
4744 |
12/18/2011 |
elaborate please |
pants,spigot,deuce |
5893 |
3/19/2015 |
elasticity, puncture-proofness |
dick,deuce,pants |
1342 |
6/4/2002 |
elbow grease |
deuce,spigot |
3479 |
5/12/2008 |
elves wanted! |
pants |
2341 |
3/27/2005 |
emacs |
deuce,pants |
6983 |
0/0/0 |
email without a subject |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2853 |
8/20/2006 |
emergency phone and crisis counseling |
rands,spigot,pants |
6685 |
6/27/2017 |
empty seat |
deuce,pants |
1568 |
1/14/2003 |
empty your pants pockets |
pants,spigot |
264 |
6/25/1999 |
en vogue |
spigot |
1277 |
3/31/2002 |
end county maintained road |
spigot,atandt |
5022 |
10/9/2012 |
end of joke |
spigot |
1498 |
11/5/2002 |
endless loop |
pants |
1992 |
3/16/2004 |
endless loop |
rands,deuce |
692 |
8/15/2000 |
enforcing the rules |
pants |
1533 |
12/10/2002 |
english muffins |
rands,deuce |
4448 |
1/24/2011 |
english please |
deuce,pants |
7010 |
0/0/0 |
enjoying a large pizza |
spigot |
6472 |
11/6/2016 |
enormous pride and fanfare |
spigot,pants |
5230 |
5/11/2013 |
enough for one day |
spigot |
6628 |
4/26/2017 |
enter desired username |
spigot |
4718 |
11/19/2011 |
entering your airspace |
pants,deuce |
1903 |
12/19/2003 |
entropy zone |
rands,spigot |
6335 |
6/18/2016 |
epa regulations |
deuce,pants |
5028 |
10/17/2012 |
epilogue |
spigot,deuce |
6791 |
10/18/2017 |
eponyrideinprogress |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2896 |
10/2/2006 |
erkcity rules |
pants,spigot |
1350 |
6/12/2002 |
erosion control |
pants |
1327 |
5/20/2002 |
escape |
spigot |
1434 |
9/2/2002 |
escorted out for masturbating |
rands,pants,spigot |
304 |
8/4/1999 |
escorts |
spigot |
1981 |
3/5/2004 |
esp wins again |
deuce |
4101 |
2/2/2010 |
especially the cheap stuff |
deuce,ozone |
1872 |
11/18/2003 |
esperanto poetry |
deuce,pants,rands |
6855 |
12/20/2017 |
ethical dilemma |
deuce,spigot |
6895 |
1/29/2018 |
euroslut |
deuce,pants |
4011 |
10/30/2009 |
even if you hate it |
pants |
6687 |
6/29/2017 |
every building should have |
spigot |
6314 |
5/28/2016 |
every day we move further away from god's light |
pants |
6427 |
9/22/2016 |
every day we move further from god's light |
deuce,pants |
5599 |
5/29/2014 |
every fucking morning |
spigot,deuce |
2657 |
2/6/2006 |
every last one of them |
spigot |
2647 |
1/27/2006 |
every last one of ya |
spigot |
2681 |
3/2/2006 |
every little thing gonna be all right |
deuce |
2618 |
12/29/2005 |
every little thing is going to be all right |
pants |
3386 |
2/9/2008 |
every one of them |
pants,deuce |
3085 |
4/14/2007 |
every other week |
pants,deuce |
6661 |
5/29/2017 |
every piece of candy will be a complete disappointment |
spigot |
951 |
5/4/2001 |
every scrap of porn |
spigot |
6550 |
2/4/2017 |
everybody out |
deuce,atandt,spigot,pants |
1529 |
12/6/2002 |
everybody out of the pool |
net,ozone,deuce |
4359 |
10/24/2010 |
everybody shut up |
pants,deuce |
6144 |
11/27/2015 |
everybody sits up and takes notice |
pants |
1242 |
2/24/2002 |
everyone in marketing |
spigot |
6842 |
12/7/2017 |
everyone take their places |
deuce,pants |
1726 |
6/22/2003 |
everyone's a comic |
net,deuce |
6668 |
6/5/2017 |
everyone's a comic |
deuce |
5076 |
12/6/2012 |
everything about you |
spigot |
2448 |
7/12/2005 |
everything i needed to know |
spigot |
2739 |
4/30/2006 |
everything in their path |
deuce,spigot |
6612 |
4/10/2017 |
everything we've done is forgiven |
deuce,pants |
1232 |
2/14/2002 |
evil spirits |
deuce |
6757 |
9/8/2017 |
exactly 11 |
deuce,pants |
4629 |
8/14/2011 |
exactly one hour |
spigot |
5145 |
2/14/2013 |
exactly that fucking friendless |
deuce,spigot |
6775 |
9/30/2017 |
exactly where i was |
deuce,spigot |
2057 |
5/21/2004 |
except each other |
deuce,spigot |
6174 |
12/27/2015 |
except for the ones in color |
spigot,deuce |
3136 |
6/4/2007 |
except with dicks |
pants,deuce |
3719 |
1/7/2009 |
excitement and spurt |
spigot |
1253 |
3/7/2002 |
excuse me |
spigot |
6464 |
10/29/2016 |
executive decision time |
deuce |
121 |
2/11/1999 |
executive producer |
spigot,deuce |
255 |
6/17/1999 |
exiled |
spigot,deuce |
5107 |
1/7/2013 |
expand the scope |
spigot,deuce |
5900 |
3/26/2015 |
expiration notice |
deuce |
1161 |
12/5/2001 |
expletives deleted |
deuce,pants |
49 |
10/16/1998 |
explicitly or implicitly |
spigot,deuce |
2157 |
9/25/2004 |
extra hour |
spigot,deuce,pants |
432 |
12/5/1999 |
extra large pepperoni to stall zero |
pants,atandt |
4391 |
11/26/2010 |
extra large second helping |
pants |
4735 |
12/8/2011 |
extra pancake sauce |
deuce,pants |
5463 |
1/12/2014 |
extra please |
pants,deuce |
5533 |
3/23/2014 |
extra sauce plz |
pants |
2091 |
6/24/2004 |
extreme duck duck goose |
spigot |
2728 |
4/19/2006 |
eye contact in the bathroom |
pants,deuce,spigot |
2633 |
1/13/2006 |
eyespurt |
deuce,pants |
6979 |
0/0/0 |
eyewitnesses are notoriously unreliable |
deuce,pants |
5221 |
5/2/2013 |
f |
pants,deuce |
4933 |
7/6/2012 |
f again |
pants,spigot |
5039 |
10/28/2012 |
face against the tile |
spigot |
1288 |
4/11/2002 |
face it tiger you hit the jackpot |
pants,spigot |
3782 |
3/11/2009 |
face of the world |
rands,deuce |
1980 |
3/4/2004 |
face painting on demand |
pants,deuce |
3675 |
11/24/2008 |
face shot |
spigot |
2257 |
1/2/2005 |
fading fast in the queer chair |
pants |
1972 |
2/25/2004 |
fading in |
pants |
1971 |
2/24/2004 |
fading out |
pants |
3110 |
5/9/2007 |
fag academy |
pants |
853 |
1/25/2001 |
fag hug |
deuce,pants |
4083 |
1/15/2010 |
fag mud |
spigot,deuce |
4955 |
7/28/2012 |
fag parade |
ozone,deuce |
422 |
11/25/1999 |
fag song |
deuce,spigot |
1022 |
7/16/2001 |
faggot elevator |
rands |
2054 |
5/18/2004 |
faggy pink drink |
pants,spigot |
864 |
2/5/2001 |
fags in space |
spigot |
1679 |
5/6/2003 |
fags together |
deuce,spigot |
1853 |
10/30/2003 |
fags, flags |
spigot,pants |
4636 |
8/21/2011 |
fail |
spigot |
3417 |
3/11/2008 |
fail at jerkcity |
spigot |
1373 |
7/4/2002 |
failure mode |
deuce,spigot |
1106 |
10/11/2001 |
faint humming sound |
spigot,pants |
5807 |
12/23/2014 |
fair to middlin' |
pants,deuce |
812 |
12/15/2000 |
fairness in florida |
spigot |
4036 |
11/27/2009 |
fake cigar |
pants |
3044 |
3/4/2007 |
fake moustache and all |
pants,deuce |
5210 |
4/21/2013 |
fall into a pit |
rands,deuce |
4214 |
6/1/2010 |
fall over |
pants |
871 |
2/12/2001 |
fan mail |
pants,rands |
872 |
2/13/2001 |
fan mail: epilogue |
pants |
4538 |
5/5/2011 |
fancy book learning |
deuce |
3712 |
12/31/2008 |
fancy restaurant |
spigot |
6158 |
12/11/2015 |
fanny pack |
pants,spigot |
5522 |
3/12/2014 |
fannypacks |
pants |
394 |
10/29/1999 |
fantasy role-playing |
pants |
2661 |
2/10/2006 |
far in the future |
pants,ozone |
1413 |
8/13/2002 |
farkers |
pants,rands |
3677 |
11/26/2008 |
farm-like |
deuce,pants |
3290 |
11/5/2007 |
farther and farther |
pants,deuce |
4026 |
11/14/2009 |
farther and farther into the night |
pants,deuce |
6841 |
12/6/2017 |
farts in a coffee can |
spigot |
5309 |
7/29/2013 |
faster than luhhhhh |
pants |
1884 |
11/30/2003 |
fat and stomping |
deuce,net |
708 |
8/31/2000 |
fat around the fat around |
deuce,pants |
3985 |
10/2/2009 |
fat face |
pants,spigot |
4473 |
2/22/2011 |
fat farts |
pants |
2412 |
6/6/2005 |
fat floppy dick |
spigot |
3588 |
8/29/2008 |
fat gay film students |
spigot |
2114 |
7/17/2004 |
fat gay stoned |
spigot,deuce |
76 |
12/1/1998 |
fat indian girl |
|
223 |
5/16/1999 |
fat kids |
pants,spigot |
1422 |
8/21/2002 |
fat queer angry cocks from outer space that glow and make a noise |
pants,deuce |
6433 |
9/28/2016 |
fat useless dipshit |
deuce,spigot |
1662 |
4/19/2003 |
fat while i smoke |
spigot,deuce,pants |
4480 |
3/1/2011 |
fat, gay |
pants |
1008 |
7/1/2001 |
father's day |
pants |
162 |
3/20/1999 |
fatness |
deuce,pants,rands |
1491 |
10/29/2002 |
fattest gayest plumpest |
spigot,deuce |
5942 |
5/7/2015 |
faxcon 2015 |
spigot,deuce |
4177 |
4/23/2010 |
fear itself |
atandt,deuce |
1613 |
3/1/2003 |
feed bag |
spigot,deuce |
2145 |
9/13/2004 |
feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him |
deuce |
3953 |
8/31/2009 |
feed me hammie treats |
pants |
761 |
10/23/2000 |
feedback for the sysop |
pants,spigot |
693 |
8/16/2000 |
feet |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5681 |
8/19/2014 |
feline aids |
spigot |
135 |
2/26/1999 |
felony stalking |
pants,deuce |
4597 |
7/13/2011 |
female wandered into panel 2 |
pants,spigot |
6409 |
9/1/2016 |
femdom joi ball busting |
spigot |
2357 |
4/12/2005 |
fiction with a bite |
deuce,spigot |
4168 |
4/14/2010 |
field promotion |
deuce,pants |
6700 |
7/12/2017 |
fierce and also fair |
deuce,pants |
1570 |
1/16/2003 |
fig bars part ii |
pants,spigot |
5706 |
9/13/2014 |
fight the power |
deuce,dick |
3073 |
4/2/2007 |
fighting, beating off, fighting some more |
pants |
6230 |
3/4/2016 |
file formats |
atandt,hanford |
1292 |
4/15/2002 |
file handles |
pants,deuce |
402 |
11/6/1999 |
filk folks |
pants,spigot |
148 |
3/10/1999 |
filking |
pants,deuce,spigot |
5595 |
5/25/2014 |
filled to the brim |
spigot |
5400 |
11/3/2013 |
filmstrip |
pants,deuce,spigot |
71 |
11/24/1998 |
final |
|
6579 |
3/6/2017 |
finally coming clean |
deuce,spigot |
3865 |
6/2/2009 |
fine fuck you then |
ozone |
1047 |
8/13/2001 |
fine print |
deuce |
803 |
12/3/2000 |
fine-grained sandpaper |
deuce,pants |
1472 |
10/10/2002 |
finger prints |
pants,spigot |
6881 |
1/15/2018 |
finger puppets |
deuce,pants |
1063 |
8/29/2001 |
fire smoke dead |
deuce |
6082 |
9/24/2015 |
fireball reaches site |
deuce |
2317 |
3/3/2005 |
fired for what |
spigot |
472 |
1/11/2000 |
fired from jerkcity |
spigot |
4782 |
1/25/2012 |
fired from jerkcity |
spigot |
2269 |
1/14/2005 |
fired twice now |
spigot |
5822 |
1/7/2015 |
first anal |
spigot |
6280 |
4/24/2016 |
first and last |
spigot |
4033 |
11/21/2009 |
first day of boot camp |
pants,deuce,bung |
1651 |
4/8/2003 |
first degree! |
pants,spigot,deuce |
3736 |
1/24/2009 |
first make an o |
spigot,pants |
2034 |
4/28/2004 |
first of all |
spigot,deuce |
6920 |
2/23/2018 |
first of all |
spigot |
5521 |
3/11/2014 |
first point |
pants,deuce |
5582 |
5/11/2014 |
first rule |
deuce,pants |
1563 |
1/9/2003 |
first time caller, long time listener |
spigot |
1462 |
9/30/2002 |
fish dicks in chat |
pants,deuce |
1881 |
11/27/2003 |
five alarm fire |
rands,deuce |
1621 |
3/9/2003 |
five blankets |
deuce,spigot |
4604 |
7/20/2011 |
five bright flashbulb pics |
spigot |
1941 |
1/26/2004 |
five minute prick break everyone |
pants,spigot |
6888 |
1/22/2018 |
flagged |
deuce,pants |
3398 |
2/21/2008 |
flagged for removal |
spigot |
3553 |
7/25/2008 |
flapped around bonking into |
spigot |
815 |
12/18/2000 |
flapper girls don't have dicks |
pants |
3947 |
8/25/2009 |
flappity flap |
spigot,pants |
2725 |
4/16/2006 |
flappity vampire bats |
pants,deuce |
1122 |
10/27/2001 |
flash back(s) |
pants |
2011 |
4/5/2004 |
flash light |
net,deuce |
1168 |
12/12/2001 |
flash light(s) |
deuce |
3859 |
5/27/2009 |
flashback |
spigot |
5911 |
4/6/2015 |
flinging baloney |
spigot |
5571 |
4/30/2014 |
flip flip flip |
rands,deuce,pants |
136 |
2/27/1999 |
flipbook or viewmaster |
pants,deuce |
2995 |
1/14/2007 |
flipper babies on ice |
pants |
4658 |
9/12/2011 |
float through the air |
pants,deuce |
1280 |
4/3/2002 |
floater 101 |
atandt,pants |
403 |
11/7/1999 |
floating through space |
deuce,spigot |
6626 |
4/24/2017 |
flopped out/ popped out |
deuce,pants |
5929 |
4/24/2015 |
flora and fauna and |
pants,deuce |
4123 |
2/25/2010 |
flowers instead of snickers |
deuce,spigot |
5909 |
4/4/2015 |
fluffer underflow |
dick,spigot |
4601 |
7/17/2011 |
fluffy four-stack |
spigot |
5639 |
7/8/2014 |
fluffy mashed nuts |
spigot |
4297 |
8/23/2010 |
flying |
spigot |
4856 |
4/11/2012 |
fn = fn-1 + fn-2 |
deuce |
1579 |
1/25/2003 |
focal review |
spigot |
901 |
3/14/2001 |
focus on clarity |
rands,deuce |
6548 |
2/2/2017 |
foggy bottom |
net,atandt |
5745 |
10/22/2014 |
foilage |
pants,deuce |
6592 |
3/21/2017 |
folks |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6365 |
7/18/2016 |
follow me everybody |
deuce,pants |
4960 |
8/2/2012 |
follow me on twitter |
spigot |
5314 |
8/3/2013 |
follow me on twitter |
spigot |
6424 |
9/19/2016 |
follow up |
deuce,spigot |
4072 |
1/4/2010 |
font of knowledge |
net,deuce |
1135 |
11/9/2001 |
food |
spigot |
7003 |
0/0/0 |
food hacking |
spigot |
2337 |
3/23/2005 |
food tube |
pants |
5869 |
2/23/2015 |
foodstuffs |
atandt,pants |
4649 |
9/3/2011 |
fool him into disrobing |
spigot,pants,atandt |
1427 |
8/26/2002 |
fool on the hill |
deuce |
6599 |
3/28/2017 |
foomp paf |
spigot |
6522 |
1/1/2017 |
foopmtph |
deuce,pants |
5202 |
4/13/2013 |
for a good reason |
pants,deuce |
4464 |
2/10/2011 |
for a limited time only |
net |
5980 |
6/14/2015 |
for a second there |
spigot |
5398 |
11/1/2013 |
for about half an hour |
deuce,rands |
2653 |
2/2/2006 |
for all that stuff i said |
pants,deuce |
2100 |
7/3/2004 |
for breakfast this morning |
spigot |
2159 |
9/27/2004 |
for ever |
spigot |
3608 |
9/18/2008 |
for free |
rands,deuce |
4462 |
2/8/2011 |
for good measure |
pants,spigot |
4846 |
4/1/2012 |
for my birthday |
pants,deuce |
6342 |
6/25/2016 |
for science |
spigot,pants |
2489 |
8/22/2005 |
for some odd reason |
deuce,pants |
3467 |
4/30/2008 |
for the last time |
deuce,spigot |
5335 |
8/24/2013 |
for the last time |
deuce,pants |
5829 |
1/14/2015 |
for the love of christ |
pants,deuce |
2705 |
3/26/2006 |
for the love of country |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2908 |
10/15/2006 |
for the love of god |
deuce,spigot |
3278 |
10/24/2007 |
for the love of holy christ |
rands,spigot |
6063 |
9/5/2015 |
for the love of the lord |
spigot,deuce |
1281 |
4/4/2002 |
for the record |
deuce,pants |
4053 |
12/14/2009 |
for the soul |
deuce |
493 |
2/1/2000 |
forced into little tents |
spigot,pants |
6677 |
6/14/2017 |
forced to be gay or what |
net,deuce |
2899 |
10/5/2006 |
forced to elaborate |
deuce,pants |
4476 |
2/25/2011 |
forced to suck |
deuce,pants |
3046 |
3/6/2007 |
forever ever |
pants,spigot |
6304 |
5/18/2016 |
forget about it |
spigot |
2696 |
3/17/2006 |
forgive me if i am a little jaded |
pants,net |
4749 |
12/23/2011 |
form a line to the left |
pants |
6 |
8/24/1998 |
forty minute stretches |
|
446 |
12/19/1999 |
forward and back |
spigot,pants |
1313 |
5/6/2002 |
found in the suggestion box |
spigot |
2776 |
6/6/2006 |
four if you count this one/i do not |
rands,spigot |
6421 |
9/16/2016 |
four lumpy, buckeyed potatoes |
spigot |
265 |
6/26/1999 |
four more pricks |
spigot |
3323 |
12/8/2007 |
four right now |
pants,deuce |
709 |
9/1/2000 |
four score and |
spigot,deuce |
3469 |
5/2/2008 |
four-eyes |
spigot,deuce |
4975 |
8/17/2012 |
fourteen |
deuce,pants |
3598 |
9/8/2008 |
frail and birdlike |
spigot |
1033 |
7/30/2001 |
frash prugin |
spigot |
2473 |
8/6/2005 |
freak transporter accident |
spigot |
4853 |
4/8/2012 |
freaking out on the side of the road with a gun |
pants,spigot |
315 |
8/14/1999 |
free advice |
rands |
1353 |
6/15/2002 |
free dick or else |
pants,deuce |
2425 |
6/19/2005 |
free donkey rides |
spigot |
5792 |
12/8/2014 |
free downloads |
spigot |
3630 |
10/10/2008 |
free hans reiser |
spigot,deuce |
256 |
6/18/1999 |
free kevin |
spigot,deuce |
391 |
10/26/1999 |
free patrick |
spigot,pants |
2954 |
12/3/2006 |
free porn |
pants,deuce |
2183 |
10/20/2004 |
free range cocks |
deuce,pants |
4625 |
8/10/2011 |
free software |
deuce |
5936 |
5/1/2015 |
free-range |
ozone |
1618 |
3/6/2003 |
freeze dried |
rands,spigot |
6118 |
10/30/2015 |
freeze frame |
spigot |
4133 |
3/7/2010 |
french breaded pizzas |
deuce |
1702 |
5/29/2003 |
frenzied protesters |
spigot |
4082 |
1/14/2010 |
fresh from the oven |
pants,rands |
2959 |
12/8/2006 |
fresh hot bacon |
spigot,pants |
4328 |
9/23/2010 |
fresh, hot |
pants,spigot |
1969 |
2/22/2004 |
freshly baked dongs |
deuce,spigot |
6317 |
5/31/2016 |
freshly baked dongs |
deuce,spigot |
259 |
6/21/1999 |
freudian splurt |
spigot,deuce |
4548 |
5/16/2011 |
friday night |
pants |
3612 |
9/22/2008 |
friendly fire |
pants |
3639 |
10/19/2008 |
friends like that |
spigot |
5939 |
5/4/2015 |
friendship |
spigot |
6338 |
6/21/2016 |
friendship |
deuce |
525 |
3/4/2000 |
frightening children |
deuce,spigot,pants |
167 |
3/25/1999 |
frog and toad are friends |
rands,spigot |
6779 |
10/4/2017 |
frog eggs |
deuce,pants |
5534 |
3/24/2014 |
frogger |
pants,deuce |
6445 |
10/10/2016 |
frogs (toads, whatever, shut up) |
net,deuce |
6007 |
7/11/2015 |
frolf |
spigot,deuce |
1227 |
2/9/2002 |
from 6pm to 8pm |
rands,deuce |
3397 |
2/20/2008 |
from all the way over here |
spigot,deuce |
2176 |
10/14/2004 |
from both sides |
deuce |
3355 |
1/9/2008 |
from dick to dick |
dick,deuce |
3536 |
7/8/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
3537 |
7/9/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
3538 |
7/10/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
3539 |
7/11/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
3540 |
7/12/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
6267 |
4/10/2016 |
from farm to table |
spigot |
2259 |
1/4/2005 |
from now on |
deuce,spigot |
5677 |
8/15/2014 |
from now on |
pants,deuce |
1516 |
11/23/2002 |
from the sun |
spigot |
6033 |
8/6/2015 |
from the top |
pants |
2373 |
4/28/2005 |
from the trade center |
deuce,pants |
3196 |
8/3/2007 |
frosted faces |
spigot |
3280 |
10/26/2007 |
frrrrrrr huhhhhhhgle |
spigot,deuce |
3182 |
7/20/2007 |
fuck |
ozone,deuce |
3089 |
4/18/2007 |
fuck a duck |
spigot,deuce |
1025 |
7/19/2001 |
fuck and suck camp |
spigot |
1566 |
1/12/2003 |
fuck france |
pants,deuce |
2452 |
7/16/2005 |
fuck it drinking |
deuce,pants |
2342 |
3/28/2005 |
fuck off fatty |
deuce,pants |
2909 |
10/16/2006 |
fuck the amish |
pants |
2096 |
6/29/2004 |
fuck this stupid country |
spigot,rands |
2184 |
10/21/2004 |
fuck this tastes like piss |
pants,deuce |
2814 |
7/14/2006 |
fuck yeah |
rands,bung |
3324 |
12/9/2007 |
fuck yeah |
deuce,rands,spigot |
1010 |
7/3/2001 |
fuck you answer |
pants |
163 |
3/21/1999 |
fuck you red |
pants,deuce |
4300 |
8/26/2010 |
fuck you too |
spigot,deuce,pants |
5032 |
10/21/2012 |
fuck your own face |
deuce |
4943 |
7/16/2012 |
fuckchunks |
deuce,spigot |
7 |
8/24/1998 |
fucking dipshit dicklickers |
|
3820 |
4/18/2009 |
fucking idiots |
pants,deuce |
783 |
11/14/2000 |
fucking powermac faggot computer |
deuce,pants |
3827 |
4/25/2009 |
fucking retard |
rands,deuce |
4403 |
12/8/2010 |
fucking seize it |
pants |
2648 |
1/28/2006 |
fucking shit head |
spigot |
328 |
8/27/1999 |
fucking shut up |
spigot,pants |
1099 |
10/4/2001 |
fucking ugly clunky software |
deuce |
5627 |
6/26/2014 |
fuel for space monsters |
pants,deuce |
931 |
4/13/2001 |
fuh |
pants |
6014 |
7/18/2015 |
full of pizza, dick |
deuce,pants |
6058 |
8/31/2015 |
fumbling with trenchcoat |
pants,deuce |
2421 |
6/15/2005 |
fun and games |
pants,deuce,spigot |
2168 |
10/6/2004 |
fun and profit |
dick,deuce |
3980 |
9/27/2009 |
fun and profit |
deuce,dick |
5973 |
6/7/2015 |
fun and profit |
pants,spigot |
5999 |
7/3/2015 |
fun if you've never seen them before |
pants,deuce |
885 |
2/26/2001 |
funkdafied |
deuce,spigot |
1805 |
9/12/2003 |
funniest joke ever |
pants |
2344 |
3/30/2005 |
funny names and no windows |
pants,deuce |
2623 |
1/3/2006 |
funny when they cry |
deuce |
3704 |
12/23/2008 |
funny while i've been gone |
deuce,pants |
2440 |
7/4/2005 |
further adventures in and around the dick pit |
pants |
5136 |
2/5/2013 |
fuzzy down there |
pants,deuce |
2691 |
3/12/2006 |
fyi |
deuce |
2137 |
9/5/2004 |
g---- and more g---- |
spigot,pants,atandt |
1947 |
2/1/2004 |
g.u.e. |
spigot,pants |
267 |
6/28/1999 |
gaggle |
pants,spigot,deuce |
5669 |
8/7/2014 |
galaga |
pants,deuce |
1610 |
2/26/2003 |
galaga roms |
rands,spigot |
1372 |
7/3/2002 |
game plan |
pants,spigot |
6085 |
9/27/2015 |
gangbang audition |
spigot,deuce |
4732 |
12/3/2011 |
gape is a girl's best friend |
spigot |
4511 |
4/8/2011 |
garbage night |
spigot |
6551 |
2/5/2017 |
gardyloo |
deuce,pants |
3069 |
3/29/2007 |
garfield |
spigot,pants |
5148 |
2/17/2013 |
garking in the background |
spigot,deuce |
2957 |
12/6/2006 |
gasp swoon applause |
pants,deuce |
383 |
10/19/1999 |
gasping |
deuce |
6878 |
1/12/2018 |
gator meat |
effigy,pants |
2488 |
8/21/2005 |
gay about the face |
spigot,pants |
3307 |
11/22/2007 |
gay about the face |
spigot |
3513 |
6/15/2008 |
gay and alone again |
spigot |
643 |
6/29/2000 |
gay at low, low prices |
pants |
495 |
2/3/2000 |
gay bats |
deuce,pants,spigot |
4852 |
4/7/2012 |
gay bee |
pants,spigot |
69 |
11/20/1998 |
gay bell |
rands,spigot |
5401 |
11/4/2013 |
gay bit |
spigot,deuce,pants |
2747 |
5/8/2006 |
gay chat lly line us |
spigot,rands,pants,deuce |
2597 |
12/8/2005 |
gay corn dog |
pants,spigot |
2163 |
10/1/2004 |
gay cow |
spigot |
3315 |
11/30/2007 |
gay crimes |
spigot |
2383 |
5/8/2005 |
gay dingus |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5053 |
11/11/2012 |
gay dinosaur |
pants |
3568 |
8/9/2008 |
gay ear infections |
spigot,deuce,pants |
5 |
8/24/1998 |
gay emoticon |
|
1032 |
7/29/2001 |
gay fatness |
rands,pants |
3509 |
6/11/2008 |
gay fatness |
spigot |
5339 |
8/28/2013 |
gay fatness |
deuce |
1923 |
1/8/2004 |
gay game theory |
deuce,rands |
5180 |
3/22/2013 |
gay ghost |
pants,deuce |
5035 |
10/24/2012 |
gay in the face |
spigot,pants |
5848 |
2/2/2015 |
gay in the park |
pants,deuce,spigot |
2992 |
1/11/2007 |
gay married |
deuce,pants |
268 |
6/29/1999 |
gay men |
rands,pants,deuce |
3729 |
1/17/2009 |
gay music |
pants,deuce |
833 |
1/5/2001 |
gay on the moon |
pants |
1798 |
9/5/2003 |
gay owned business |
spigot |
592 |
5/10/2000 |
gay rights right now |
pants,spigot |
1339 |
6/1/2002 |
gay signals |
spigot,pants |
345 |
9/12/1999 |
gay under the sink |
deuce,pants |
1204 |
1/17/2002 |
gayer than thou |
pants,deuce |
3754 |
2/11/2009 |
gayer than you |
pants,deuce |
886 |
2/27/2001 |
gayness dot org |
deuce,pants |
510 |
2/18/2000 |
gays in the military |
spigot |
5071 |
11/29/2012 |
gays in the military |
deuce,pants |
1388 |
7/19/2002 |
geeks on parade |
spigot,pants |
3192 |
7/30/2007 |
gen z |
deuce,pants |
754 |
10/16/2000 |
general announcement |
spigot |
6270 |
4/15/2016 |
generic blocks of data |
spigot |
3544 |
7/16/2008 |
generous with my prick |
spigot |
2612 |
12/23/2005 |
gentle visual feedback |
spigot,dick |
4824 |
3/10/2012 |
gently and kindly |
deuce |
2070 |
6/3/2004 |
geo metro a two parter part 1 of 2 |
deuce,pants |
2071 |
6/4/2004 |
geo metro a two parter part 2 of 2 |
spigot,rands |
3088 |
4/17/2007 |
georgia |
deuce,pants |
6754 |
9/5/2017 |
get a funnel |
deuce,pants |
280 |
7/11/1999 |
get a mop |
pants,deuce |
2708 |
3/29/2006 |
get a mop |
spigot,deuce |
897 |
3/10/2001 |
get busy |
pants,spigot,deuce |
6708 |
7/20/2017 |
get it on |
deuce,pants |
4702 |
11/3/2011 |
get lamp |
spigot |
4154 |
3/28/2010 |
get me a cheeseburger |
pants,spigot |
6078 |
9/20/2015 |
get off my back |
pants,spigot |
6649 |
5/17/2017 |
get offa me |
spigot,pants |
1251 |
3/5/2002 |
get on the bus |
spigot |
5147 |
2/16/2013 |
get on the bus |
spigot |
2717 |
4/7/2006 |
get out |
rands,deuce,spigot |
4504 |
4/1/2011 |
get out the stains |
deuce,pants |
5546 |
4/5/2014 |
get over it people |
spigot |
1107 |
10/12/2001 |
get that hand up |
pants,spigot |
2617 |
12/28/2005 |
get the big speargun (ghost dick remix) |
pants |
6260 |
4/3/2016 |
get the broom |
deuce,pants |
5191 |
4/2/2013 |
get your fingers out of your mouth |
deuce |
3064 |
3/24/2007 |
get your fucking hand up there |
atandt,deuce,spigot |
4899 |
5/29/2012 |
get your fucking shine box |
pants,deuce |
5597 |
5/27/2014 |
get your head out of my lap |
pants,spigot |
3330 |
12/15/2007 |
gettin' some |
pants,deuce,spigot |
3322 |
12/7/2007 |
getting ready to eat you |
deuce |
4432 |
1/8/2011 |
getting softer |
pants |
1891 |
12/7/2003 |
getting tense |
net,deuce |
5307 |
7/27/2013 |
getting up early |
spigot |
4431 |
1/7/2011 |
getting yelled at |
spigot |
5860 |
2/14/2015 |
getting you good |
pants,deuce |
6108 |
10/20/2015 |
ghlgahlgahgl dicks |
deuce |
3644 |
10/24/2008 |
ghost in the machine |
rands,spigot |
3922 |
7/29/2009 |
ghost nuts |
pants,deuce,spigot |
3142 |
6/10/2007 |
ghostbusters |
spigot,deuce |
2901 |
10/7/2006 |
giant size jerkctiy |
pants,deuce,spigot |
6693 |
7/5/2017 |
giant x's on my eyes |
spigot |
5049 |
11/7/2012 |
giant-size spigot the bear |
spigot |
5428 |
12/6/2013 |
gift receipt |
pants,spigot |
1176 |
12/20/2001 |
ginger |
rands |
1802 |
9/9/2003 |
giraffe legs |
spigot |
5983 |
6/17/2015 |
girl |
pants |
1439 |
9/7/2002 |
girl fight |
deuce,spigot |
4121 |
2/23/2010 |
girls jizzed up |
spigot |
2820 |
7/19/2006 |
give it up dude |
|
5670 |
8/8/2014 |
give me back my purse |
deuce,pants |
6412 |
9/4/2016 |
give me that at least |
deuce |
1416 |
8/16/2002 |
give me the keys i'm drunk |
pants,deuce |
2150 |
9/18/2004 |
give us your tired your poor |
pants,deuce |
1100 |
10/5/2001 |
giving head to the living dead |
deuce,pants |
3773 |
3/2/2009 |
giving up |
spigot |
5727 |
10/4/2014 |
giving up |
spigot,deuce |
4657 |
9/11/2011 |
glass and soy |
deuce |
2686 |
3/7/2006 |
global warming |
spigot,deuce |
1588 |
2/3/2003 |
glowing boners (they glow) |
pants,deuce |
5170 |
3/12/2013 |
glpyhs and queers |
pants |
181 |
4/7/1999 |
glug |
deuce,spigot |
6671 |
6/8/2017 |
glugging/chugging |
spigot |
6333 |
6/16/2016 |
go back to russia |
deuce |
4985 |
8/27/2012 |
go easy |
deuce |
2502 |
9/4/2005 |
go fuck yourself |
spigot |
6741 |
8/23/2017 |
go fuck yourself user |
deuce,pants |
863 |
2/4/2001 |
go is gone |
rands,deuce |
5112 |
1/12/2013 |
go modem |
spigot,deuce |
958 |
5/11/2001 |
go no go |
deuce,pants |
4096 |
1/28/2010 |
go voice |
spigot,pants |
2482 |
8/15/2005 |
go wait in the tardis |
spigot,pants |
4606 |
7/22/2011 |
go west young man |
pants |
3034 |
2/22/2007 |
goat rape |
deuce,pants |
473 |
1/12/2000 |
goats out of phase |
deuce,net |
330 |
8/28/1999 |
god and the hubble telescope |
spigot,deuce |
4972 |
8/14/2012 |
god bless america |
spigot |
2631 |
1/11/2006 |
god bless merica |
spigot |
5503 |
2/21/2014 |
god help us |
pants,spigot |
5596 |
5/26/2014 |
god is real |
deuce |
5773 |
11/19/2014 |
god made this day for me |
spigot |
3839 |
5/7/2009 |
god no part 1 |
deuce,pants |
3840 |
5/8/2009 |
god no part 2 |
deuce,pants |
4911 |
6/10/2012 |
god talks to me |
pants,deuce |
2322 |
3/8/2005 |
god told a joke once |
pants,deuce |
4800 |
2/15/2012 |
god wants you in church often |
pants |
3683 |
12/2/2008 |
god's name |
pants,deuce |
5051 |
11/9/2012 |
god's punishment |
pants,deuce |
3878 |
6/15/2009 |
god's way |
deuce,pants |
62 |
11/3/1998 |
goddamn hiccups |
|
4195 |
5/11/2010 |
godspeed |
spigot,deuce |
6810 |
11/6/2017 |
going around the room |
rands,deuce,spigot,pants |
2548 |
10/21/2005 |
going down down down |
pants |
5793 |
12/9/2014 |
going down with the ship |
spigot |
1213 |
1/26/2002 |
going next door |
spigot |
4717 |
11/18/2011 |
going on this |
spigot |
2062 |
5/26/2004 |
going out of my head over you |
spigot |
3884 |
6/21/2009 |
going to burst |
spigot,pants |
5329 |
8/18/2013 |
going with primary hypothesis |
deuce,pants |
1395 |
7/26/2002 |
golden age sandman |
pants |
5798 |
12/14/2014 |
gone again |
spigot |
1786 |
8/21/2003 |
gone drinking |
pants |
2136 |
8/8/2004 |
gone fishing |
pants,atant,rands |
3998 |
10/17/2009 |
gone fishing |
pants |
3300 |
11/15/2007 |
good advice |
rands,spigot |
1080 |
9/15/2001 |
good and gay |
pants |
7001 |
0/0/0 |
good at finding truffles |
pants |
4107 |
2/8/2010 |
good attitude seeds |
spigot |
6759 |
9/10/2017 |
good day to you |
deuce |
4174 |
4/20/2010 |
good god |
pants |
1539 |
12/16/2002 |
good gravy |
pants,deuce |
6287 |
5/1/2016 |
good morning to all the dicks |
pants |
3371 |
1/25/2008 |
good sir i applaud your support |
pants,deuce |
640 |
6/26/2000 |
good thing we're not smoking the train wreck |
pants |
6566 |
2/20/2017 |
good things are happening |
deuce,pants |
3092 |
4/21/2007 |
good to be home |
spigot,pants |
1177 |
12/21/2001 |
goodbye poke |
deuce,pants |
2388 |
5/13/2005 |
goodbye to everyone forever |
spigot |
4466 |
2/12/2011 |
goodnight fat balls |
spigot |
3720 |
1/8/2009 |
goodnight mouth |
pants |
6345 |
6/28/2016 |
google search |
deuce,pants |
969 |
5/22/2001 |
google vs the smog monster |
bung |
5733 |
10/10/2014 |
goooo onnnnn |
spigot |
5281 |
7/1/2013 |
gooseneck lamp |
pants |
6966 |
4/10/2018 |
got a light |
spigot,pants |
5474 |
1/23/2014 |
got it |
pants,ozone,deuce |
5837 |
1/22/2015 |
got rails?????? |
spigot,dick,pants |
1906 |
12/22/2003 |
grab a ladle and help yourself |
net,deuce |
6483 |
11/19/2016 |
grabapples and cowlicks |
pants |
3032 |
2/20/2007 |
grabbing and groping |
spigot |
3961 |
9/8/2009 |
grand slam |
pants |
5328 |
8/17/2013 |
grand total |
spigot |
4085 |
1/17/2010 |
grandma |
pants,deuce |
2182 |
10/19/2004 |
grapefruit |
pants,deuce,rands |
3870 |
6/7/2009 |
grass hopper |
pants,spigot |
5462 |
1/11/2014 |
gratuitous use |
bung,deuce |
243 |
6/5/1999 |
gratutious claire |
pants,deuce |
6534 |
1/13/2017 |
graveyard shit protocol |
deuce,spigot |
3181 |
7/19/2007 |
gravy all the time |
deuce,pants |
3344 |
12/29/2007 |
gray code |
dick,deuce |
4038 |
11/29/2009 |
greasy asshole |
deuce,ozone |
1987 |
3/11/2004 |
great american hero |
pants,deuce |
269 |
6/30/1999 |
great minds |
pants,spigot |
2152 |
9/20/2004 |
great news everybody |
spigot |
6623 |
4/21/2017 |
great red spot |
deuce |
710 |
9/2/2000 |
great white north |
rands,pants |
2848 |
8/15/2006 |
greatest roundup of wares in the west |
deuce,spigot |
1108 |
10/13/2001 |
green dicks |
deuce |
2933 |
11/11/2006 |
greenscreen |
pants,rands |
1686 |
5/13/2003 |
grenade |
pants,atandt |
1166 |
12/10/2001 |
grocery shopping |
deuce |
526 |
3/5/2000 |
grok |
spigot,deuce |
6936 |
3/11/2018 |
grope-a-doodle-doo |
spigot |
614 |
5/31/2000 |
gross |
pants |
3187 |
7/25/2007 |
gross |
deuce,pants |
6535 |
1/14/2017 |
gross and mostly unbeatoffable |
deuce,pants |
4628 |
8/13/2011 |
gross gay planets |
deuce,pants |
1899 |
12/15/2003 |
ground into power |
deuce,net |
4555 |
5/24/2011 |
group grope |
deuce,spigot |
4006 |
10/25/2009 |
grow up big and strong |
pants,deuce |
6043 |
8/16/2015 |
growing blurry |
deuce,pants |
6976 |
0/0/0 |
growling around the house |
spigot,pants |
366 |
10/3/1999 |
grrlz |
harriet |
4997 |
9/8/2012 |
grrrr foamy |
deuce,pants |
6801 |
10/28/2017 |
guerrilla warfare |
deuce,pants |
3065 |
3/25/2007 |
guess motherfuckin' who |
deuce,pants |
1790 |
8/28/2003 |
guess what |
woman |
4424 |
12/31/2010 |
guess what happens |
spigot |
5178 |
3/20/2013 |
guess what today is folks |
deuce |
6761 |
9/16/2017 |
guess who is back |
pants,spigot,hanford |
1325 |
5/18/2002 |
guest book |
pants,deuce,spigot |
6164 |
12/17/2015 |
guilty |
pants,deuce |
977 |
5/30/2001 |
guilty by reason of insanity |
pants |
3559 |
7/31/2008 |
guinea pig festival |
pants,deuce |
139 |
3/2/1999 |
gulf war syndrome |
spigot,deuce |
4696 |
10/28/2011 |
gulping down fat sacks |
pants,deuce |
6264 |
4/7/2016 |
gummi bears |
spigot,deuce |
6486 |
11/22/2016 |
gun bunnies |
pants |
2811 |
7/11/2006 |
habitat |
hanford |
3464 |
4/27/2008 |
had it up to here |
spigot |
3060 |
3/20/2007 |
hadron |
deuce,pants |
5078 |
12/9/2012 |
haghlshg |
deuce |
2219 |
11/25/2004 |
haha fooled you |
deuce,spigot |
5240 |
5/21/2013 |
hail to the chief |
spigot |
6804 |
10/31/2017 |
hail to the chief |
spigot |
5080 |
12/11/2012 |
hairpiece |
deuce,pants |
834 |
1/6/2001 |
half duplex |
pants,deuce |
3744 |
2/1/2009 |
half mast |
pants,deuce |
9 |
8/26/1998 |
half off |
spigot,pants |
1722 |
6/18/2003 |
half right |
pants,rands |
910 |
3/23/2001 |
hall of fame |
spigot,atandt |
102 |
1/11/1999 |
hallelujah |
deuce, dick |
311 |
8/10/1999 |
hallmark |
pants,deuce |
1854 |
10/31/2003 |
halloween cookies |
spigot |
2194 |
10/31/2004 |
halloween party in the gay toilet |
spigot |
3651 |
10/31/2008 |
halloween special |
spigot,deuce |
6027 |
7/31/2015 |
ham radio |
spigot |
1479 |
10/17/2002 |
ham(s) |
spigot |
29 |
9/21/1998 |
ham-merred |
|
5195 |
4/6/2013 |
hamburger alert |
deuce |
5741 |
10/18/2014 |
hammy revisited |
pants |
5212 |
4/23/2013 |
han solo blaster |
pants |
3891 |
6/28/2009 |
hand down |
pants,deuce |
4558 |
5/27/2011 |
hand on knee |
pants |
4865 |
4/20/2012 |
handjobs |
pants,deuce |
2025 |
4/19/2004 |
handjobs for the homeless |
rands,pants |
762 |
10/24/2000 |
hands up |
spigot,pants,rands |
3942 |
8/18/2009 |
hands up |
spigot |
4061 |
12/22/2009 |
hands up |
deuce |
4355 |
10/20/2010 |
handy decoder ring |
pants,deuce |
2133 |
8/5/2004 |
hang me up to dry |
spigot |
3261 |
10/7/2007 |
hanging out with spigot |
pants,deuce |
496 |
2/4/2000 |
hangman for fags |
deuce,pants |
1364 |
6/26/2002 |
hanna barbera |
spigot |
38 |
10/1/1998 |
hanson |
|
284 |
7/15/1999 |
happen to me |
pants,deuce |
2237 |
12/13/2004 |
happening again so soon and yet still i |
pants |
518 |
2/26/2000 |
happiness is a warm colon |
deuce,spigot |
1989 |
3/13/2004 |
happy accident |
deuce,pants |
120 |
2/10/1999 |
happy birthday rands |
pants,deuce |
829 |
1/1/2001 |
happy new year fuckheads |
pants |
1188 |
1/1/2002 |
happy new year fuckheads (part ii) |
spigot |
2582 |
11/24/2005 |
happy thanksgiving |
|
6305 |
5/19/2016 |
happy thursday |
deuce |
5110 |
1/10/2013 |
happy to be here |
spigot,atandt |
3094 |
4/23/2007 |
hard and fast |
pants,deuce |
3071 |
3/31/2007 |
hard hat |
dick,pants,deuce |
5056 |
11/14/2012 |
hard-core pornography |
deuce,spigot |
1777 |
8/12/2003 |
hardly a miracle |
pants,deuce |
5919 |
4/14/2015 |
hardon preferable |
pants,deuce |
4716 |
11/17/2011 |
harriet the fat spy |
spigot |
2859 |
8/26/2006 |
haunted |
spigot |
4327 |
9/22/2010 |
have a peek |
bung,deuce |
6898 |
2/1/2018 |
have they |
deuce,pants |
4935 |
7/8/2012 |
have to go |
spigot,pants |
4996 |
9/7/2012 |
haven't heard a peep |
pants |
2252 |
12/28/2004 |
having a great time |
spigot |
2171 |
10/9/2004 |
having a hard time |
spigot |
6933 |
3/8/2018 |
having a stroke |
pants |
5626 |
6/25/2014 |
hazelnut torte |
spigot |
50 |
10/17/1998 |
hd-tv |
|
1871 |
11/17/2003 |
hdc: your fat face is too close back it off |
pants |
4447 |
1/23/2011 |
he can learn |
pants |
4425 |
1/1/2011 |
he commands you |
pants |
4726 |
11/27/2011 |
he defaults to beating off |
deuce,pants,spigot |
4232 |
6/19/2010 |
he doesn't have to answer that |
deuce,pants,spigot |
3091 |
4/20/2007 |
he doesn't know how to wangs |
spigot,deuce |
3249 |
9/25/2007 |
he eats it raw |
pants |
959 |
5/12/2001 |
he eats shit |
deuce |
2570 |
11/12/2005 |
he eats things he finds |
pants |
194 |
4/19/1999 |
he fixes radios by thinking |
spigot |
4753 |
12/27/2011 |
he has a question |
deuce,spigot |
4671 |
9/29/2011 |
he has something to say |
deuce |
6379 |
8/2/2016 |
he is a pro |
deuce,pants |
2380 |
5/5/2005 |
he leaks when he shuffles, folks |
deuce,atandt |
3574 |
8/15/2008 |
he likes it |
pants,deuce |
6120 |
11/1/2015 |
he loved to rhyme |
spigot |
4060 |
12/21/2009 |
he may |
pants,deuce |
2562 |
11/4/2005 |
he means it (part 1 of 2) |
rands,jerkcity |
2563 |
11/5/2005 |
he means it (part 2 of 2) |
rands,deuce,pants |
3967 |
9/14/2009 |
he sleeps like that |
net,pants |
5378 |
10/12/2013 |
he sleeps like that |
rands,pants |
1649 |
4/6/2003 |
he starts from the end and works backwards |
pants |
3872 |
6/9/2009 |
he sure does |
pants,deuce |
4048 |
12/9/2009 |
he votes dicks |
pants |
3910 |
7/17/2009 |
he wants a water sample |
pants,deuce |
5048 |
11/6/2012 |
he would like that |
pants,deuce |
4059 |
12/20/2009 |
he would like to fight wetness |
pants |
4757 |
12/31/2011 |
he's a toilet |
deuce,pants |
6484 |
11/20/2016 |
he's been through so much |
pants |
5619 |
6/18/2014 |
he's eating othello pieces |
spigot,pants |
6131 |
11/12/2015 |
head start |
spigot |
6603 |
4/1/2017 |
headcrabs |
deuce,pants |
1095 |
9/30/2001 |
headline news looks like mtv |
rands |
1361 |
6/23/2002 |
headward bound |
net,deuce |
4389 |
11/24/2010 |
health, safety and longevity |
pants |
44 |
10/8/1998 |
heart attack |
|
4108 |
2/9/2010 |
heart attack |
spigot,pants |
1606 |
2/22/2003 |
heart burn |
deuce |
1129 |
11/3/2001 |
heart land |
pants,deuce |
2134 |
8/6/2004 |
heaven, almost, but then denied |
deuce,pants |
996 |
6/19/2001 |
heavy petting |
deuce,pants |
2580 |
11/22/2005 |
heavy petting zoo |
spigot,pants |
1619 |
3/7/2003 |
heed my warning |
pants,deuce |
4318 |
9/13/2010 |
heil him like hitler |
pants |
3617 |
9/27/2008 |
held underwater |
pants,deuce |
164 |
3/22/1999 |
helen reddy |
dick |
4324 |
9/19/2010 |
hell yes |
pants |
823 |
12/26/2000 |
hello ?? |
rands |
2170 |
10/8/2004 |
hello dad |
deuce,effigy |
3141 |
6/9/2007 |
hello okay you know what to do |
pants |
2809 |
7/9/2006 |
hello online friends |
spigot |
6569 |
2/23/2017 |
helmet, pipe, umbrella, unicycle, overalls |
deuce,pants |
67 |
11/16/1998 |
help |
spigot |
2564 |
11/6/2005 |
help is on the way |
spigot,deuce |
3862 |
5/30/2009 |
help me |
spigot,pants |
1368 |
6/29/2002 |
help me everyone |
bung,atandt,spigot |
1799 |
9/6/2003 |
help me god |
deuce |
3045 |
3/5/2007 |
helpful hints |
spigot |
5541 |
3/31/2014 |
helping humans |
spigot |
978 |
5/31/2001 |
helping mayor mccheese |
spigot |
2486 |
8/19/2005 |
helping myself to more sausage |
spigot |
6692 |
7/4/2017 |
hen |
deuce,pants |
6258 |
4/1/2016 |
hence the semicolons |
net,deuce |
6461 |
10/26/2016 |
her special day |
spigot |
1109 |
10/14/2001 |
here and |
pants |
1639 |
3/27/2003 |
here and a broad |
pants,spigot |
3993 |
10/10/2009 |
here are some fucking pills |
deuce,spigot |
1326 |
5/19/2002 |
here comes the birthday boy |
spigot,deuce |
6170 |
12/23/2015 |
here comes the bride |
pants,hanford |
4329 |
9/24/2010 |
here comes the cockbot |
spigot |
260 |
6/22/1999 |
here comes the hotstepper |
pants,deuce |
2060 |
5/24/2004 |
here comes the motherfucking cockbot again |
deuce,spigot |
5290 |
7/10/2013 |
here for the duration |
deuce,spigot |
5066 |
11/24/2012 |
here for you |
pants,deuce |
4377 |
11/11/2010 |
here he comes |
pants,deuce |
6444 |
10/9/2016 |
here he is |
deuce,pants |
3753 |
2/10/2009 |
here i am |
deuce,spigot |
4408 |
12/15/2010 |
here i am |
pants,deuce |
454 |
12/27/1999 |
here it comes |
deuce,spigot |
6553 |
2/7/2017 |
here it comes again |
spigot |
2514 |
9/16/2005 |
here lies vera rest in peace |
pants |
6089 |
10/1/2015 |
here to stay |
spigot |
4259 |
7/16/2010 |
here we go |
pants |
5054 |
11/12/2012 |
here ya go |
deuce |
3906 |
7/13/2009 |
here's a hint for all you ladies |
spigot |
230 |
5/23/1999 |
here's ten dollars |
spigot,deuce |
5225 |
5/6/2013 |
here's the trick |
spigot |
4772 |
1/15/2012 |
here's to hoping |
deuce,pants |
5710 |
9/17/2014 |
here's what i want you to do |
pants |
346 |
9/13/1999 |
hereby ejected |
deuce,pants |
2436 |
6/30/2005 |
heretofore unreleased jerkcity podcast |
hanford,pants |
1997 |
3/22/2004 |
hex on you |
pants |
6989 |
0/0/0 |
hey check out my penis |
deuce,pants |
1039 |
8/5/2001 |
hey everyone |
net,deuce |
6674 |
6/11/2017 |
hey everyone look over here |
spigot |
5408 |
11/11/2013 |
hey gals |
spigot,deuce |
3314 |
11/29/2007 |
hey is funky |
pants |
218 |
5/11/1999 |
hey jude |
spigot,pants |
3226 |
9/2/2007 |
hey look at him |
deuce |
3447 |
4/10/2008 |
hey look here |
deuce |
6568 |
2/22/2017 |
hey no reason just curious |
deuce,pants |
2760 |
5/21/2006 |
hey queernuts |
spigot,deuce |
2660 |
2/9/2006 |
hey stop making fun of me |
deuce,spigot |
1110 |
10/15/2001 |
hey theo |
rands |
2578 |
11/20/2005 |
hey uh |
pants,rands |
2579 |
11/21/2005 |
hey uh (director's cut) |
pants,rands |
4320 |
9/15/2010 |
hey what are you |
pants |
4694 |
10/26/2011 |
hey what does this remind you of |
spigot |
6111 |
10/23/2015 |
hey what happens when you |
deuce |
6859 |
12/24/2017 |
hgblhbgl gblblgbl |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6407 |
8/30/2016 |
hglahgu lahlag ghaulg halghag lahgl ahglag |
deuce,pants |
5126 |
1/26/2013 |
hhhhhh HHHHHH |
rands,deuce |
5761 |
11/7/2014 |
hhrc |
pants,deuce |
4916 |
6/15/2012 |
hi and hi |
deuce,bung |
2931 |
11/9/2006 |
hi cocks protocol |
deuce,pants |
152 |
3/12/1999 |
hi dave |
pants,deuce,ozone,spigot |
6077 |
9/19/2015 |
hi from spigot |
spigot |
331 |
8/29/1999 |
hi guys (featuring adolf hitler) |
deuce,rands,pants,hitler |
4836 |
3/22/2012 |
hi rands |
pants,rands |
3995 |
10/12/2009 |
hickory dickory dock |
spigot |
2567 |
11/9/2005 |
hide it quick |
spigot |
5271 |
6/21/2013 |
hiding from the nazis |
pants,spigot |
4220 |
6/7/2010 |
hiding in a cramped hole |
pants,deuce |
1911 |
12/27/2003 |
high alert |
deuce,pants |
2466 |
7/30/2005 |
high five |
pants,deuce |
4043 |
12/4/2009 |
high fructose corn syrup |
pants |
3795 |
3/24/2009 |
high score (pants has it) |
pants |
1450 |
9/18/2002 |
high shelf |
spigot,deuce |
4467 |
2/13/2011 |
high speed |
pants,deuce |
4652 |
9/6/2011 |
higher education |
spigot |
482 |
1/21/2000 |
hilfiger lander |
spigot,deuce |
4127 |
3/1/2010 |
hillbilly music |
atandt,deuce |
2985 |
1/4/2007 |
his brain is swimming |
deuce,rands |
4046 |
12/7/2009 |
his face |
pants,deuce |
4164 |
4/8/2010 |
his happy open mouth |
spigot |
2973 |
12/23/2006 |
his hot tip |
rands,pants,deuce |
2491 |
8/24/2005 |
his innermost secret thoughts |
deuce |
3833 |
5/1/2009 |
his nasty side |
pants |
6155 |
12/8/2015 |
his tyrannical rule |
pants,deuce |
3563 |
8/4/2008 |
his words not mine |
spigot |
2840 |
8/7/2006 |
history of the known universe |
pants |
5494 |
2/12/2014 |
hitler was right |
pants,deuce |
4181 |
4/27/2010 |
hmmm mmmmm not expecting anything |
spigot |
2947 |
11/26/2006 |
hoax |
deuce,spigot |
5219 |
4/30/2013 |
hobbit dick |
pants |
3836 |
5/4/2009 |
hold my hand |
spigot |
3551 |
7/23/2008 |
hold still |
pants,deuce |
4099 |
1/31/2010 |
hold still |
deuce |
5698 |
9/5/2014 |
hold still |
spigot,deuce |
6313 |
5/27/2016 |
hold still |
deuce,pants |
5812 |
12/28/2014 |
hold the football |
pants,deuce |
6589 |
3/18/2017 |
holding down the horn |
spigot |
497 |
2/5/2000 |
hole city |
deuce |
896 |
3/9/2001 |
hollow man |
spigot |
877 |
2/18/2001 |
hollywood screenplay |
spigot |
4460 |
2/6/2011 |
holy christ |
spigot,deuce |
1885 |
12/1/2003 |
holy crap |
spigot |
1511 |
11/18/2002 |
holy gay ghosts |
spigot |
3525 |
6/27/2008 |
holy god |
pants |
3721 |
1/9/2009 |
holy god |
pants,deuce |
6246 |
3/20/2016 |
holy god |
deuce,spigot,pants |
351 |
9/18/1999 |
holy god (part 1 of 3) |
deuce,pants,spigot |
352 |
9/19/1999 |
holy god (part 2 of 3) |
pants,spigot |
353 |
9/20/1999 |
holy god (part 3 of 3) |
spigot,pants |
1057 |
8/23/2001 |
holy god lord in heaven it is happening again |
deuce |
3762 |
2/19/2009 |
holy good christ above |
deuce,spigot |
1217 |
1/30/2002 |
holy jeez |
spigot |
1285 |
4/8/2002 |
holy jesus |
deuce |
459 |
12/30/1999 |
holy mary mother of god |
pants,deuce |
797 |
11/28/2000 |
holy mary mother of god |
pants,deuce |
3674 |
11/23/2008 |
holy nuts |
spigot,pants,deuce,rands |
4254 |
7/11/2010 |
holy shit |
deuce |
5726 |
10/3/2014 |
holy shit |
spigot |
1378 |
7/9/2002 |
holy shit lists |
rands,bung,atandt,pants,spigot,deuce |
3096 |
4/25/2007 |
holy yes |
spigot,pants,deuce |
2465 |
7/29/2005 |
home at last |
spigot |
4415 |
12/22/2010 |
home on the range |
pants |
4416 |
12/23/2010 |
home on the range |
pants |
1700 |
5/27/2003 |
home phone |
deuce,spigot |
6299 |
5/13/2016 |
homecoming |
spigot |
6321 |
6/4/2016 |
homeless people, day workers |
deuce,pants |
4226 |
6/13/2010 |
homework zombie epilogue |
pants |
4224 |
6/11/2010 |
homework zombie part 1 of 2 |
pants,deuce |
4225 |
6/12/2010 |
homework zombie part 2 of 2 |
deuce,pants |
1607 |
2/23/2003 |
homph homph dicks |
spigot,pants,deuce |
1616 |
3/4/2003 |
hompth hompth next |
deuce,rands,spigot |
621 |
6/7/2000 |
honest abe |
spigot,deuce |
1612 |
2/28/2003 |
honey moon |
spigot |
5464 |
1/13/2014 |
honk bonk donk |
spigot,pants |
3295 |
11/10/2007 |
honk fat |
deuce,spigot |
2991 |
1/10/2007 |
honk he sez |
pants |
6831 |
11/26/2017 |
honk honk honk honnnnnk |
pants |
2290 |
2/4/2005 |
honk if you jerk for jesus |
pants |
1315 |
5/8/2002 |
hoo huh 10,000 maniacs |
spigot |
5249 |
5/30/2013 |
hookers and blow |
spigot,pants |
1196 |
1/9/2002 |
hooky |
deuce,spigot |
5559 |
4/18/2014 |
hope |
spigot |
1952 |
2/5/2004 |
hope floats |
atandt,deuce |
2197 |
11/3/2004 |
hope sure does float |
pants,spigot |
5162 |
3/3/2013 |
hopefully you get the point |
deuce,pants |
5108 |
1/8/2013 |
hoping and groping |
spigot,pants |
4890 |
5/19/2012 |
hoping it will go away |
deuce |
5404 |
11/7/2013 |
horrible gay rabbits |
pants,spigot |
5295 |
7/15/2013 |
horse alone on a board |
spigot |
3202 |
8/9/2007 |
hort-term memory loss |
pants,deuce |
498 |
2/6/2000 |
hostage! |
spigot,pants |
4989 |
8/31/2012 |
hot and bothered |
deuce,net |
4550 |
5/18/2011 |
hot buttered deuce |
deuce |
92 |
12/22/1998 |
hot dogs |
deuce, rands, spigot |
3197 |
8/4/2007 |
hot dogs |
pants |
6233 |
3/7/2016 |
hot in here |
spigot |
5589 |
5/19/2014 |
hot j/o |
deuce,spigot |
2877 |
9/13/2006 |
hot lesbo action |
spigot,pants |
320 |
8/19/1999 |
hot pockets |
deuce,net |
1201 |
1/14/2002 |
hot pricks |
spigot |
4292 |
8/18/2010 |
hotel dumbshit |
deuce,spigot |
405 |
11/9/1999 |
hotmail |
pants,deuce,spigot |
2915 |
10/22/2006 |
hotnuts |
spigot,rands |
2941 |
11/20/2006 |
hours ago |
spigot,deuce |
3667 |
11/16/2008 |
house of mirrors |
deuce,rands |
5790 |
12/6/2014 |
house rules |
pants |
169 |
3/27/1999 |
houston |
spigot,pants,deuce |
516 |
2/24/2000 |
how about a blowjob |
spigot |
2509 |
9/11/2005 |
how about instead |
pants |
5808 |
12/24/2014 |
how are you fixed for pricks |
pants |
1096 |
10/1/2001 |
how are you i am fine |
spigot |
5754 |
10/31/2014 |
how are you voting |
pants,spigot |
6892 |
1/26/2018 |
how can i break this to you |
deuce |
4898 |
5/28/2012 |
how can i navigate the net |
pants,spigot |
4430 |
1/6/2011 |
how can i resist |
deuce |
2966 |
12/16/2006 |
how can i tell if you're real or not |
pants,atandt,bung |
2439 |
7/3/2005 |
how cheap |
bung,deuce |
5577 |
5/6/2014 |
how come |
deuce |
2928 |
11/5/2006 |
how dare you |
spigot,pants |
1399 |
7/30/2002 |
how did it know |
deuce,pants |
4917 |
6/16/2012 |
how did you know |
pants,deuce |
3220 |
8/27/2007 |
how do i know |
pants,spigot |
5956 |
5/21/2015 |
how do you get on the internet |
spigot |
6961 |
4/5/2018 |
how far would you go |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4474 |
2/23/2011 |
how fat and queer i am |
spigot |
1644 |
4/1/2003 |
how gauche |
pants |
2634 |
1/14/2006 |
how gay is he |
deuce |
6018 |
7/22/2015 |
how gay is he |
deuce |
4682 |
10/13/2011 |
how i hurt my back |
spigot,pants |
627 |
6/13/2000 |
how i spent mother's day |
pants |
2975 |
12/25/2006 |
how jerkcity saved christmas |
deuce,pants |
5315 |
8/4/2013 |
how long |
spigot,deuce |
6394 |
8/17/2016 |
how long has this been going on |
pants |
3244 |
9/20/2007 |
how many |
deuce |
3262 |
10/8/2007 |
how many dicks can he fit in his mouth |
spigot,deuce |
6959 |
4/3/2018 |
how many lumps |
deuce,pants |
1493 |
10/31/2002 |
how many microsoft employees |
spigot |
5151 |
2/20/2013 |
how much of the pub cheese |
net |
4315 |
9/10/2010 |
how sorry i am |
pants,deuce |
2781 |
6/11/2006 |
how stacks work |
spigot,hanford |
4815 |
3/1/2012 |
how the giraffe was made |
pants |
3024 |
2/12/2007 |
how to get into heaven without trying hard |
atandt,deuce |
2888 |
9/24/2006 |
how to get to jerkcity |
rands,pants |
463 |
1/2/2000 |
how to get to my house |
spigot |
5310 |
7/30/2013 |
how to keep insects still for macro photography part 1 |
deuce |
5311 |
7/31/2013 |
how to keep insects still for macro photography part 2 |
pants,deuce |
6173 |
12/26/2015 |
how to operate your f.r.o.g. |
spigot |
5965 |
5/30/2015 |
how to pee on mops and get away with it |
pants,deuce |
6839 |
12/4/2017 |
how to skip small talk and have deep conversations |
deuce,pants |
6970 |
4/21/2018 |
how to spot a deep fake |
spigot |
207 |
5/1/1999 |
how to win at videogames |
spigot |
3473 |
5/6/2008 |
how we roll |
spigot |
6186 |
1/8/2016 |
how we'll go about it |
atandt |
6884 |
1/18/2018 |
how's my signal strength |
spigot,pants |
2803 |
7/3/2006 |
howto jerkcity |
rands |
1323 |
5/16/2002 |
huff |
spigot,deuce |
6648 |
5/16/2017 |
huff, punch |
deuce,pants |
4640 |
8/25/2011 |
hug nasa |
pants |
4854 |
4/9/2012 |
huge amounts of spam |
deuce,spigot |
460 |
12/31/1999 |
huge gay dicks |
spigot,deuce,pants |
6770 |
9/25/2017 |
huge holes in the walls |
deuce,pants |
1451 |
9/19/2002 |
huge jew |
spigot,deuce |
3533 |
7/5/2008 |
huggin' the bowl |
spigot,pants |
6886 |
1/20/2018 |
hugs and gingerbread |
deuce,pants |
3364 |
1/18/2008 |
huh ow ow ow |
spigot,deuce |
3787 |
3/16/2009 |
huhhhhhhhhhhhh |
pants |
985 |
6/8/2001 |
humping |
deuce |
2589 |
11/30/2005 |
hung in a bad place |
deuce,dick,pants |
2807 |
7/7/2006 |
hungry for food |
bung,atandt |
6021 |
7/25/2015 |
hunker down |
spigot,deuce |
1136 |
11/10/2001 |
hunt the wumpus |
deuce,pants |
4166 |
4/10/2010 |
hurble burble |
pants,deuce |
3303 |
11/18/2007 |
hurf |
spigot |
1137 |
11/11/2001 |
hurf blurf duh |
spigot |
3741 |
1/29/2009 |
hurmph urmph |
spigot |
1642 |
3/30/2003 |
hurray |
spigot,deuce |
4792 |
2/4/2012 |
hurrr furble dongs |
spigot,pants |
2714 |
4/4/2006 |
hurrrrrrrrr |
deuce,spigot |
5113 |
1/13/2013 |
hurtful words |
spigot,deuce |
5386 |
10/20/2013 |
hustler and sears roebuck |
spigot,deuce |
2682 |
3/3/2006 |
hyper space |
pants,deuce |
2673 |
2/22/2006 |
i already blow bone for free |
dick,deuce |
6175 |
12/28/2015 |
i am a computer voice on a computer machine |
spigot,deuce,pants |
2381 |
5/6/2005 |
i am an ultimately pointless exercise |
deuce,spigot |
5388 |
10/22/2013 |
i am concerned |
spigot |
211 |
5/5/1999 |
i am dying |
spigot |
4007 |
10/26/2009 |
i am going to fuck your face |
deuce |
5470 |
1/19/2014 |
i am not of your earth |
pants |
4693 |
10/25/2011 |
i am the 99% |
spigot |
999 |
6/22/2001 |
i am the snow ninja |
rands,spigot,deuce,pants |
3603 |
9/13/2008 |
i am your clock radio |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3184 |
7/22/2007 |
i beg to differ |
deuce,spigot |
1133 |
11/7/2001 |
i believe |
spigot |
4552 |
5/20/2011 |
i bite |
pants |
946 |
4/29/2001 |
i broke jerkcity |
rands,pants |
2398 |
5/23/2005 |
i call it happy hour |
deuce,pants |
3358 |
1/12/2008 |
i can feel it |
deuce,spigot |
3526 |
6/28/2008 |
i can fill that void |
deuce,pants |
2408 |
6/2/2005 |
i can hear beautiful music |
pants |
4723 |
11/24/2011 |
i can imagine |
deuce |
1009 |
7/2/2001 |
i can only be so gay |
spigot |
2600 |
12/11/2005 |
i can see what you say but i am really high |
pants,atandt |
5604 |
6/3/2014 |
i can totally tell |
dick,pants |
6154 |
12/7/2015 |
i can't fall in love with everyone i meet |
spigot,deuce |
5422 |
11/30/2013 |
i can't hear you |
deuce,spigot |
4288 |
8/14/2010 |
i cannot help |
pants,deuce,atandt |
5478 |
1/27/2014 |
i care 4 u |
pants,deuce |
5833 |
1/18/2015 |
i choke it down nightly |
pants |
4286 |
8/12/2010 |
i concede defeat |
pants,deuce |
4334 |
9/29/2010 |
i deserve better |
deuce,spigot |
4507 |
4/4/2011 |
i didn't say touch it |
pants,deuce |
4778 |
1/21/2012 |
i do not follow |
net,pants |
5199 |
4/10/2013 |
i do not know what that word means |
deuce |
5303 |
7/23/2013 |
i don't follow |
deuce,spigot |
1171 |
12/15/2001 |
i don't get it |
pants,atandt |
5128 |
1/28/2013 |
i don't get it |
spigot,deuce |
3776 |
3/5/2009 |
i don't get you |
spigot,deuce |
4988 |
8/30/2012 |
i don't have to take this |
deuce |
6288 |
5/2/2016 |
i don't know who any of those people are |
pants |
5684 |
8/22/2014 |
i don't mind |
spigot |
450 |
12/23/1999 |
i don't see a ring on this finger |
pants,spigot |
6086 |
9/28/2015 |
i don't see the pattern |
pants,deuce |
3466 |
4/29/2008 |
i don't seem to |
pants,spigot,deuce |
6521 |
12/31/2016 |
i don't speak klingon |
deuce,pants |
6496 |
12/2/2016 |
i don't think i like you much |
deuce,spigot |
5990 |
6/24/2015 |
i don't want to go off on a rant here |
deuce,spigot |
6113 |
10/25/2015 |
i don't want to scare anyone |
spigot |
3497 |
5/30/2008 |
i find that hard |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6115 |
10/27/2015 |
i get a dollar |
spigot,deuce |
3733 |
1/21/2009 |
i got piss on me |
spigot,pants,deuce |
3063 |
3/23/2007 |
i got what you need, baby |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
5336 |
8/25/2013 |
i guess there's such a thing |
spigot |
5915 |
4/10/2015 |
i hate to break it to you |
deuce |
3707 |
12/26/2008 |
i have a little shadow |
deuce |
2416 |
6/10/2005 |
i have a message from another time |
pants |
1206 |
1/19/2002 |
i have a question |
pants |
2976 |
12/26/2006 |
i have aids and i vote |
spigot,pants |
4104 |
2/5/2010 |
i have died |
spigot |
5442 |
12/22/2013 |
i have no liquids handy |
pants,deuce |
479 |
1/18/2000 |
i have no penis |
deuce,pants |
6399 |
8/22/2016 |
i have no shame |
deuce,pants |
5499 |
2/17/2014 |
i have to go now |
pants,spigot |
2379 |
5/4/2005 |
i hit my head |
spigot |
4817 |
3/3/2012 |
i honk like a goose |
spigot |
1484 |
10/22/2002 |
i hope nobody |
spigot,atandt |
6208 |
2/7/2016 |
i hope you don't mind |
spigot |
1111 |
10/16/2001 |
i just ate |
deuce,atandt |
5796 |
12/12/2014 |
i just thought |
deuce,spigot |
2261 |
1/6/2005 |
i just want some action |
pants |
6328 |
6/11/2016 |
i know a guy who knows a guy |
deuce,dick |
4821 |
3/7/2012 |
i know what that is |
spigot |
4146 |
3/20/2010 |
i like to roll my own cigarettes |
spigot,pants |
3619 |
9/29/2008 |
i like you |
pants,deuce |
3832 |
4/30/2009 |
i like you |
spigot,deuce |
3204 |
8/11/2007 |
i like your balls |
pants,deuce |
1792 |
8/30/2003 |
i love you scott summers |
deuce,atandt |
48 |
10/15/1998 |
i mixed |
|
2481 |
8/14/2005 |
i need a ride back to jerkcity |
spigot |
3945 |
8/21/2009 |
i never get tired |
pants |
5137 |
2/6/2013 |
i never heard such nerve before |
spigot |
2463 |
7/27/2005 |
i only meant to stay a while |
spigot |
2084 |
6/17/2004 |
i ordered a burger not dick hurble duh and fries |
spigot |
2233 |
12/9/2004 |
i paid for that boner |
spigot,deuce |
2543 |
10/16/2005 |
i put the ape into rape |
pants |
2599 |
12/10/2005 |
i respect you |
spigot,deuce |
6819 |
11/14/2017 |
i said everybody |
deuce,pants |
3718 |
1/6/2009 |
i said would you |
deuce,pants |
5121 |
1/21/2013 |
i saw a ghost |
pants,spigot |
3236 |
9/12/2007 |
i see you |
pants,spigot |
4165 |
4/9/2010 |
i see you |
deuce,spigot |
4379 |
11/13/2010 |
i see you |
pants |
2494 |
8/27/2005 |
i see you sucking |
deuce,spigot |
3395 |
2/18/2008 |
i see you sucking |
pants,spigot |
1696 |
5/23/2003 |
i seen him in action |
pants,deuce |
5489 |
2/7/2014 |
i shall sir |
spigot,deuce |
2072 |
6/5/2004 |
i should |
spigot |
155 |
3/13/1999 |
i should have root |
pants |
1248 |
3/2/2002 |
i still see dicks |
spigot |
2430 |
6/24/2005 |
i swear to god |
pants |
4755 |
12/29/2011 |
i think i need a kernel patch |
net |
5064 |
11/22/2012 |
i think this is rigged |
spigot,deuce |
2607 |
12/18/2005 |
i think we all are (full of cocks remix) |
spigot,deuce |
6048 |
8/21/2015 |
i think we're alone now |
pants,deuce |
5246 |
5/27/2013 |
i tried to warn him |
spigot,pants |
18 |
9/8/1998 |
i want mcdonald's |
|
6406 |
8/29/2016 |
i want to sex |
deuce,pants |
5760 |
11/6/2014 |
i want you right now |
pants,deuce |
677 |
7/31/2000 |
i was a teenage dominatrix |
spigot |
281 |
7/12/1999 |
i will |
pants |
4311 |
9/6/2010 |
i will |
spigot |
2876 |
9/12/2006 |
i will be mulch |
pants,deuce |
4577 |
6/22/2011 |
i will help you sleep |
deuce |
6353 |
7/6/2016 |
i will make a note of it |
deuce,pants |
212 |
5/6/1999 |
i will start a club |
spigot,deuce |
249 |
6/11/1999 |
i wish |
spigot |
5236 |
5/17/2013 |
i wish i had |
deuce |
6929 |
3/4/2018 |
i won't leave the ball pit without a fight |
deuce,pants |
6349 |
7/2/2016 |
i would be fine if |
spigot |
6829 |
11/24/2017 |
i would like to know more please |
deuce,pants |
6415 |
9/7/2016 |
i would like to know why |
deuce,pants |
4457 |
2/2/2011 |
i'd have to say |
pants,deuce |
1465 |
10/3/2002 |
i'd like to hang out |
pants,spigot,deuce |
6914 |
2/17/2018 |
i'll make a note of that |
spigot |
5190 |
4/1/2013 |
i'll take his |
deuce,spigot |
5725 |
10/2/2014 |
i'm a dinosaur |
spigot |
3402 |
2/25/2008 |
i'm a hustler, baby |
deuce,pants |
3873 |
6/10/2009 |
i'm a professional |
spigot |
6580 |
3/7/2017 |
i'm a robocops |
deuce,pants |
6225 |
2/28/2016 |
i'm a winner |
spigot |
5539 |
3/29/2014 |
i'm afraid of rectangles |
pants,deuce |
3624 |
10/4/2008 |
i'm going down |
dick |
5689 |
8/27/2014 |
i'm going to pop a serious boner |
pants,spigot |
6135 |
11/18/2015 |
i'm going to take all your hate |
spigot |
1385 |
7/16/2002 |
i'm not looking |
pants,deuce,spigot |
5969 |
6/3/2015 |
i'm not saying you look bad in a dress |
deuce |
4031 |
11/19/2009 |
i'm so sorry |
pants |
3918 |
7/25/2009 |
i'm stretched out |
pants,spigot |
3146 |
6/14/2007 |
i'm sure each of you |
pants |
4919 |
6/18/2012 |
i'm sure i don't know |
deuce,pants |
537 |
3/16/2000 |
i'm with e-z lay |
rands,spigot,deuce |
6919 |
2/22/2018 |
i'm with stupid |
deuce,spigot |
146 |
3/8/1999 |
i'm your puppet |
pants,deuce |
1221 |
2/3/2002 |
i've been here the whole time people |
spigot |
751 |
10/13/2000 |
i, spy |
pants,deuce |
2437 |
7/1/2005 |
i, unix domain socket |
deuce |
3564 |
8/5/2008 |
ice cream cannot attack you |
rands |
242 |
6/4/1999 |
ice cream headache |
spigot |
89 |
12/19/1998 |
ice cream, ice cubes |
rands, spigot |
4468 |
2/14/2011 |
ice on the moon |
spigot |
933 |
4/15/2001 |
ich bin ein duh |
atandt |
1538 |
12/15/2002 |
identity fraud or warning: no pixels were selected |
pants |
6156 |
12/9/2015 |
if abraham lincoln were alive today |
spigot,deuce |
1444 |
9/12/2002 |
if any one can |
spigot,deuce |
5607 |
6/6/2014 |
if anybody can hear me |
spigot |
5282 |
7/2/2013 |
if anyone missed dinner |
spigot |
4102 |
2/3/2010 |
if by flower you mean anal |
pants |
6965 |
4/9/2018 |
if i could be any kind of cock |
deuce,pants |
4238 |
6/25/2010 |
if i had to fuck a robot |
spigot,deuce,pants |
4699 |
10/31/2011 |
if i stand on my head |
spigot |
611 |
5/28/2000 |
if i were |
spigot |
6051 |
8/24/2015 |
if i were god |
spigot |
1703 |
5/30/2003 |
if i were to have |
pants,deuce |
5743 |
10/20/2014 |
if i'm gonna eat this burrito |
pants |
4161 |
4/5/2010 |
if only |
rands,spigot,pants |
5471 |
1/20/2014 |
if only |
net,deuce |
2487 |
8/20/2005 |
if so count me in |
rands,spigot,deuce |
5558 |
4/17/2014 |
if someone could please |
spigot |
1898 |
12/14/2003 |
if that's where i am |
deuce |
335 |
9/2/1999 |
if the whole world licks dick in unison |
spigot,deuce |
6877 |
1/11/2018 |
if there's one thing |
deuce |
6023 |
7/27/2015 |
if what you're saying is true |
deuce,spigot |
6832 |
11/27/2017 |
if wishes were horses |
deuce,pants |
6941 |
3/16/2018 |
if wishes were wieners |
deuce,pants |
2002 |
3/27/2004 |
if you are not cockmonster click here |
ozone,pants |
5659 |
7/28/2014 |
if you can hear me |
spigot,pants |
1113 |
10/18/2001 |
if you can read this |
deuce,pants |
3343 |
12/28/2007 |
if you could all please |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1998 |
3/23/2004 |
if you cry |
pants |
6373 |
7/27/2016 |
if you don't mind |
pants |
6632 |
4/30/2017 |
if you seek his monument |
deuce,pants |
3171 |
7/9/2007 |
if you take both you'll take too much |
pants |
4861 |
4/16/2012 |
if you touch my wiener |
deuce |
6952 |
3/27/2018 |
if you're here then |
spigot,pants |
1970 |
2/23/2004 |
ified |
deuce,pants |
1665 |
4/22/2003 |
imaginary rainbows in dream town |
rands,spigot |
3560 |
8/1/2008 |
ime to ^yself |
deuce |
1862 |
11/8/2003 |
imho |
atandt |
6242 |
3/16/2016 |
immediate nonsarcastic nope |
spigot,deuce |
600 |
5/18/2000 |
immigrant song |
spigot,pants |
1737 |
7/3/2003 |
impeachment proceedings |
pants |
1076 |
9/11/2001 |
important announcement |
deuce |
6443 |
10/8/2016 |
important announcement |
deuce |
6702 |
7/14/2017 |
important decisions |
deuce,pants |
4660 |
9/14/2011 |
important message follows |
spigot |
4000 |
10/19/2009 |
important message from deuce at jerkcity |
deuce |
4724 |
11/25/2011 |
important pancakes |
spigot |
6025 |
7/29/2015 |
important privacy choices |
pants |
5454 |
1/3/2014 |
important text |
spigot,pants |
5959 |
5/24/2015 |
in a bucket by you |
pants,deuce |
4659 |
9/13/2011 |
in a fine mist |
spigot |
1023 |
7/17/2001 |
in a knot |
spigot |
3860 |
5/28/2009 |
in a line |
spigot |
3655 |
11/4/2008 |
in a well-hung manner |
deuce,pants |
741 |
10/3/2000 |
in all his glory |
atandt |
3373 |
1/27/2008 |
in all seriousness |
net,pants |
6326 |
6/9/2016 |
in and of itself |
pants |
220 |
5/13/1999 |
in bed |
spigot |
866 |
2/7/2001 |
in case of emergency |
pants |
2898 |
10/4/2006 |
in celebration |
rands,pants,spigot,deuce |
1211 |
1/24/2002 |
in dreams |
rands |
644 |
6/29/2000 |
in england |
spigot |
3799 |
3/28/2009 |
in fact |
spigot |
3883 |
6/20/2009 |
in fact, yes |
deuce,spigot |
5201 |
4/12/2013 |
in front of a mirror |
spigot,deuce |
2585 |
11/27/2005 |
in front of my church friends |
spigot |
2782 |
6/12/2006 |
in glorious and excrutiating detail |
rands,atandt |
4052 |
12/13/2009 |
in his soup |
spigot, pants |
2744 |
5/5/2006 |
in it for the money (clean) |
pants,spigot |
5613 |
6/12/2014 |
in my big dumb face |
hanford,spigot |
2461 |
7/25/2005 |
in my lifetime |
deuce,pants |
5041 |
10/30/2012 |
in my mouth and in my ass |
pants |
4149 |
3/23/2010 |
in my own face |
spigot |
58 |
10/28/1998 |
in order |
|
1879 |
11/25/2003 |
in other words yes |
deuce,pants |
6056 |
8/29/2015 |
in stores now |
pants,spigot |
5665 |
8/3/2014 |
in such a way |
spigot |
3775 |
3/4/2009 |
in that order |
spigot,deuce |
932 |
4/14/2001 |
in the UPS truck |
spigot |
4106 |
2/7/2010 |
in the apricot orchard |
spigot,deuce |
5248 |
5/29/2013 |
in the bathroom at work |
spigot |
2645 |
1/25/2006 |
in the criminal justice system |
spigot,deuce |
271 |
7/2/1999 |
in the dark |
pants,deuce |
4364 |
10/29/2010 |
in the distance |
pants,deuce |
688 |
8/11/2000 |
in the end we all grow old |
deuce |
3742 |
1/30/2009 |
in the face over labor day |
spigot,rands |
6370 |
7/24/2016 |
in the future |
deuce |
6417 |
9/9/2016 |
in the interest of transparency |
spigot |
5847 |
2/1/2015 |
in the land of |
spigot |
3475 |
5/8/2008 |
in the language of nuts |
spigot,deuce |
4788 |
1/31/2012 |
in the plugin folder |
spigot,deuce |
4509 |
4/6/2011 |
in the shape of a person |
spigot,deuce |
6909 |
2/12/2018 |
in the stereo sound |
pants |
5560 |
4/19/2014 |
in the, up the |
spigot |
3710 |
12/29/2008 |
in theory |
deuce,pants |
5389 |
10/23/2013 |
in three parts |
net,deuce |
6385 |
8/8/2016 |
in times of social unrest |
pants |
365 |
10/2/1999 |
in tongues |
atandt,spigot |
2707 |
3/28/2006 |
in which |
dick,deuce |
3814 |
4/12/2009 |
in which atandt and deuce have a meaningful conversation |
atandt,deuce |
1934 |
1/19/2004 |
in which deuce and atandt play horsey |
atandt,deuce |
3114 |
5/13/2007 |
in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway |
deuce,spigot |
2032 |
4/26/2004 |
in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war |
pants,deuce |
2914 |
10/21/2006 |
in which deuce spurts and pants promptly turns into a duck |
deuce,pants |
2267 |
1/12/2005 |
in which deuce tries to reveal state secrets and is censored for his efforts |
deuce |
3297 |
11/12/2007 |
in which deuce wins the argument |
deuce |
3572 |
8/13/2008 |
in which dick gets fired |
dick,deuce |
3001 |
1/20/2007 |
in which pants and deuce buy a nut farm |
pants,deuce |
1428 |
8/27/2002 |
in which pants and deuce turn into mexicans in the last panel |
pants,rands,deuce |
2384 |
5/9/2005 |
in which pants fucks a bunny |
pants |
2858 |
8/25/2006 |
in which pants interrupts to inquire about cupcake day but runs out of panels |
spigot,pants,deuce |
2737 |
4/28/2006 |
in which pants scares spigot with the weird pants face |
pants,spigot,deuce |
2047 |
5/11/2004 |
in which spammers hijack pants |
pants |
3777 |
3/6/2009 |
in which spigot bonks his head |
spigot |
3090 |
4/19/2007 |
in your mouth |
deuce,atandt |
6475 |
11/9/2016 |
inappropriate enthusiasm |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5608 |
6/7/2014 |
incest and drubbing |
spigot,pants |
6664 |
6/1/2017 |
increase the contrast and zoom in |
spigot |
1417 |
8/16/2002 |
indeed, the very same toothbrush |
pants,deuce |
4615 |
7/31/2011 |
individual discussion groups |
spigot |
1262 |
3/16/2002 |
inevitable results |
atandt |
3821 |
4/19/2009 |
infocom |
pants,deuce |
337 |
9/4/1999 |
init 6 |
ozone |
5660 |
7/29/2014 |
init: single user mode |
ozone,deuce |
344 |
9/11/1999 |
initiation rituals |
spigot |
4331 |
9/26/2010 |
inner ear |
deuce,spigot |
6052 |
8/25/2015 |
input accepted |
pants,deuce |
1546 |
12/23/2002 |
insect kingdom |
rands,deuce |
3796 |
3/25/2009 |
instaboner |
ozone,deuce |
2620 |
12/31/2005 |
instead of apes |
spigot |
3880 |
6/17/2009 |
int32 |
spigot |
4037 |
11/28/2009 |
intelligent design |
pants,deuce |
2352 |
4/7/2005 |
interactive fiction |
pants,deuce |
6760 |
9/11/2017 |
intercontinental house of prostitutes day |
spigot,pants |
6463 |
10/28/2016 |
internet of things |
deuce,pants |
5100 |
12/31/2012 |
internet soap opera |
spigot |
4135 |
3/9/2010 |
intervention |
pants,spigot,deuce |
2523 |
9/26/2005 |
into a napkin |
spigot |
5694 |
9/1/2014 |
into everything somehow |
spigot,deuce |
5116 |
1/16/2013 |
into the forever |
pants,deuce |
2126 |
7/29/2004 |
into the phone book |
spigot |
5231 |
5/12/2013 |
into your face and then into mine |
spigot,pants |
1750 |
7/16/2003 |
intro duct ions |
spigot |
2312 |
2/26/2005 |
intro to facepaint |
pants,spigot |
4294 |
8/20/2010 |
intro to jerkcity |
pants |
4951 |
7/24/2012 |
intro to jerkcity |
pants |
1582 |
1/28/2003 |
introductions all around |
pants,deuce |
584 |
5/2/2000 |
introspective (zen boners 4 of 4) |
deuce |
941 |
4/23/2001 |
investigative reports |
spigot |
5044 |
11/2/2012 |
invitation to a picnic |
spigot,rands |
1040 |
8/6/2001 |
iron eagle |
deuce |
3047 |
3/7/2007 |
irregular nurbs |
spigot,deuce |
4839 |
3/25/2012 |
irreversibly retarded i guess |
deuce,pants |
5333 |
8/22/2013 |
is cash okay |
pants |
4910 |
6/9/2012 |
is it possible |
pants |
3645 |
10/25/2008 |
is it true |
net,deuce |
5918 |
4/13/2015 |
is it true what they say |
spigot,pants |
6905 |
2/8/2018 |
is it true you can train crows to lick dick |
deuce,pants |
6715 |
7/27/2017 |
is it typical for dentists |
deuce |
4200 |
5/16/2010 |
is kojak there |
pants |
4617 |
8/2/2011 |
is that an apple |
deuce,pants |
1967 |
2/20/2004 |
is that anything at all like cocksucking |
spigot,rands |
994 |
6/17/2001 |
is that doable |
deuce,spigot |
2713 |
4/3/2006 |
is that even something |
deuce,net |
1787 |
8/25/2003 |
is that like wicca |
pants,spigot |
116 |
2/6/1999 |
is that you |
spigot,pants |
648 |
7/3/2000 |
is there a doctor in the house |
pants,deuce |
2017 |
4/11/2004 |
is there any room in your heart |
spigot,deuce |
5598 |
5/28/2014 |
is this |
pants,deuce |
5654 |
7/23/2014 |
is this heaven |
pants |
3334 |
12/19/2007 |
is this it then |
pants,spigot |
1517 |
11/24/2002 |
is this love? |
spigot |
5601 |
5/31/2014 |
is this my life |
spigot,pants |
5611 |
6/10/2014 |
is this my life |
spigot,pants |
2028 |
4/22/2004 |
is this seat taken |
pants,rands |
6009 |
7/13/2015 |
is this the end |
pants |
3653 |
11/2/2008 |
it feels so good |
spigot |
3781 |
3/10/2009 |
it is happening again |
pants,deuce |
4308 |
9/3/2010 |
it is happening again |
pants |
5321 |
8/10/2013 |
it is probably not yours |
spigot |
689 |
8/12/2000 |
it just has to be daily |
rands,pants |
2650 |
1/30/2006 |
it must be true i read it on wikipedia |
pants |
4362 |
10/27/2010 |
it really is |
spigot |
2300 |
2/14/2005 |
it takes place under the sink |
pants,spigot |
4810 |
2/25/2012 |
it takes strength to be gentle and kind |
deuce |
5832 |
1/17/2015 |
it was all a dream |
pants |
6449 |
10/14/2016 |
it won't quit |
deuce,pants |
1426 |
8/25/2002 |
it would be great |
atandt,bung,deuce,dick,hanford,net,ozone,pants,rands,spigot |
6662 |
5/30/2017 |
it's a big city |
deuce,pants |
6538 |
1/17/2017 |
it's a brand new day 3/3 |
spigot |
6166 |
12/19/2015 |
it's a coffee drink |
pants,deuce |
4519 |
4/16/2011 |
it's a done deal |
pants,deuce |
6360 |
7/13/2016 |
it's a kind of hot and sour soup |
pants |
500 |
2/8/2000 |
it's a small, small world |
dick |
5445 |
12/25/2013 |
it's a wonderful life |
deuce |
6629 |
4/27/2017 |
it's about time |
spigot,pants |
3126 |
5/25/2007 |
it's all good |
deuce,pants |
5001 |
9/12/2012 |
it's almost like |
deuce |
5252 |
6/2/2013 |
it's better this way |
deuce,net |
1643 |
3/31/2003 |
it's got my head |
pants,deuce |
5070 |
11/28/2012 |
it's got to be |
deuce |
5017 |
10/4/2012 |
it's heavy |
pants,deuce |
6235 |
3/9/2016 |
it's not every day |
pants |
5046 |
11/4/2012 |
it's now time |
spigot,pants |
4500 |
3/28/2011 |
it's only natural |
pants,deuce |
6187 |
1/9/2016 |
it's right here |
pants,deuce |
6301 |
5/15/2016 |
it's settled then |
spigot,pants |
4575 |
6/20/2011 |
item zero |
spigot |
5207 |
4/18/2013 |
its momentum becomes fuzzy |
spigot,deuce |
6041 |
8/14/2015 |
j*e*r*k |
deuce,spigot |
1418 |
8/17/2002 |
j/k |
spigot |
1551 |
12/28/2002 |
jailhouse singalong |
spigot |
6694 |
7/6/2017 |
jam jars |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2109 |
7/12/2004 |
james woods |
deuce,pants |
3132 |
5/31/2007 |
jamming or jabbing |
deuce,spigot |
64 |
11/8/1998 |
jamming the hose |
|
663 |
7/17/2000 |
janine |
spigot,deuce |
1084 |
9/19/2001 |
january urine |
deuce,pants |
273 |
7/4/1999 |
java and the state of the computing industry |
spigot,rands |
779 |
11/10/2000 |
java security |
pants,rands |
6193 |
1/19/2016 |
jbod |
deuce |
4667 |
9/25/2011 |
jean-charles and the nuts |
spigot,deuce |
5891 |
3/17/2015 |
jean-charles you clumsy clod |
spigot,pants |
2850 |
8/17/2006 |
jean-charles, be careful while riding the dumbwaiter |
pants,deuce |
2451 |
7/15/2005 |
jean-charles, you fool! |
spigot,pants |
282 |
7/13/1999 |
jedi master |
spigot |
3409 |
3/3/2008 |
jerk bug |
deuce,pants |
45 |
10/9/1998 |
jerk lab |
|
83 |
12/13/1998 |
jerk me |
deuce |
3302 |
11/17/2007 |
jerk pizza bed |
deuce,spigot |
17 |
9/7/1998 |
jerk two dicks |
|
784 |
11/15/2000 |
jerkbone |
spigot,pants |
2389 |
5/14/2005 |
jerkcity |
pants |
3013 |
2/1/2007 |
jerkcity |
dick,deuce |
1016 |
7/10/2001 |
jerkcity 101 |
rands |
3439 |
4/2/2008 |
jerkcity 101 |
pants |
2700 |
3/21/2006 |
jerkcity 2,700 |
deuce,spigot |
2005 |
3/30/2004 |
jerkcity 911 |
atandt,pants |
3377 |
1/31/2008 |
jerkcity alarm |
deuce,spigot |
763 |
10/25/2000 |
jerkcity annual report |
hanford,rands |
5797 |
12/13/2014 |
jerkcity annual report |
spigot |
6311 |
5/25/2016 |
jerkcity annual report |
spigot |
2052 |
5/16/2004 |
jerkcity decoder ring |
pants |
2827 |
7/26/2006 |
jerkcity evening news |
spigot |
2806 |
7/6/2006 |
jerkcity faq |
spigot,atandt |
2733 |
4/24/2006 |
jerkcity forever |
spigot,pants |
4446 |
1/22/2011 |
jerkcity forever |
pants,deuce |
2857 |
8/24/2006 |
jerkcity forever and ever |
rands,deuce |
3834 |
5/2/2009 |
jerkcity forever and ever |
pants |
3444 |
4/7/2008 |
jerkcity forever and ever and ever |
pants |
2851 |
8/18/2006 |
jerkcity inc. |
spigot |
911 |
3/24/2001 |
jerkcity is filmed on location |
spigot |
781 |
11/12/2000 |
jerkcity is for sale |
hanford,pants,rands |
1043 |
8/9/2001 |
jerkcity is the new economy |
rands |
2143 |
9/11/2004 |
jerkcity is the place for me |
pants,deuce |
528 |
3/7/2000 |
jerkcity pledge break |
spigot |
629 |
6/15/2000 |
jerkcity pledge break 2 |
hanford |
5562 |
4/21/2014 |
jerkcity pledge week |
deuce,pants |
5563 |
4/22/2014 |
jerkcity pledge week cont. |
deuce,pants |
1459 |
9/27/2002 |
jerkcity premium subscribers only |
spigot |
4040 |
12/1/2009 |
jerkcity presents !!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
2795 |
6/25/2006 |
jerkcity press release |
spigot |
727 |
9/19/2000 |
jerkcity strike: day 1 |
hanford |
730 |
9/22/2000 |
jerkcity strike: day 4 |
- |
732 |
9/24/2000 |
jerkcity strike: day 6 |
- |
735 |
9/27/2000 |
jerkcity strike: day 9 |
- |
2603 |
12/14/2005 |
jerkcity tips and tricks for power users |
rands,deuce |
5186 |
3/28/2013 |
jerkcity u |
pants,deuce |
1049 |
8/15/2001 |
jerkcity underwater |
spigot |
2249 |
12/25/2004 |
jerkcity xmas special 2004 |
pants,atandt |
835 |
1/7/2001 |
jerkcity, explained |
rands,pants |
2457 |
7/21/2005 |
jerkcity: source |
pants |
4598 |
7/14/2011 |
jerkcity: the compleat apventure |
spigot |
2831 |
7/30/2006 |
jerkcity: the movie |
atandt |
4801 |
2/16/2012 |
jerkcity: the movie |
spigot,pants |
5746 |
10/23/2014 |
jerkcity: the musical |
pants |
948 |
5/1/2001 |
jerking in the 80s |
rands |
4337 |
10/2/2010 |
jerking the joystick |
spigot |
6537 |
1/16/2017 |
jerkoff instruction, encouragement 2/3 |
deuce,spigot |
6812 |
11/8/2017 |
jerkoff smurf |
bung,pants |
1209 |
1/22/2002 |
jerktest |
rands |
283 |
7/14/1999 |
jesus |
rands,deuce |
2602 |
12/13/2005 |
jesus and allah being totally gay together |
deuce,pants |
6167 |
12/20/2015 |
jesus ball |
pants,deuce |
5424 |
12/2/2013 |
jesus christ marie |
pants |
679 |
8/2/2000 |
jesus christ our lord and savior, etc. |
pants,spigot,deuce |
836 |
1/8/2001 |
jesus christ, our lord and savior |
rands,pants |
6075 |
9/17/2015 |
jesus god |
spigot |
753 |
10/15/2000 |
jesus h. christ |
rands,pants |
1178 |
12/22/2001 |
jesus knows |
deuce,rands |
804 |
12/4/2000 |
jesus loves me |
deuce |
1072 |
9/7/2001 |
jesus-rands complex |
rands |
805 |
12/5/2000 |
jewel |
spigot,pants |
21 |
9/11/1998 |
jewish cap |
|
1138 |
11/12/2001 |
jihad |
deuce,dick |
935 |
4/17/2001 |
jimmy crack corn |
pants,atandt |
1139 |
11/13/2001 |
jingle |
atandt |
2829 |
7/28/2006 |
jingle |
spigot |
1181 |
12/25/2001 |
jingle dicks |
pants,deuce |
2900 |
10/6/2006 |
jizz quiz (ext. remix) |
spigot |
5018 |
10/5/2012 |
jizz splops |
spigot |
3193 |
7/31/2007 |
jizz wars |
rands,deuce |
6930 |
3/5/2018 |
jizzy jims |
deuce,pants |
1035 |
8/1/2001 |
jizzy lace |
spigot |
3172 |
7/10/2007 |
job interview |
ozone,rands,deuce |
2144 |
9/12/2004 |
jock jams |
spigot,pants |
1071 |
9/6/2001 |
john carpenter's the subjunctive |
deuce |
6736 |
8/18/2017 |
john carter from mars toilet duck |
deuce,pants |
6735 |
8/17/2017 |
john carter of mars |
deuce,pants |
5587 |
5/17/2014 |
john glenn has a huge horse cock |
deuce,pants |
6519 |
12/29/2016 |
john glenn or glenda |
dick,deuce,spigot |
949 |
5/2/2001 |
john travolta |
rands,deuce |
695 |
8/18/2000 |
join the tired cocksucker webring |
spigot |
5117 |
1/17/2013 |
joint and several |
pants,deuce |
1661 |
4/18/2003 |
joy |
spigot |
2154 |
9/22/2004 |
julia child has a posse |
pants,deuce,spigot |
86 |
12/16/1998 |
julie andrews |
deuce, spigot, pants |
6236 |
3/10/2016 |
jumpy and pokey |
pants,deuce |
3668 |
11/17/2008 |
junk pokes out |
pants,deuce |
1442 |
9/10/2002 |
just a bunch of faggots |
pants,ozone,deuce |
6256 |
3/30/2016 |
just a crazy dream |
pants |
3886 |
6/23/2009 |
just a friendly reminder |
pants |
3768 |
2/25/2009 |
just a pervert |
deuce,spigot |
6192 |
1/16/2016 |
just another day |
deuce |
2551 |
10/24/2005 |
just answer the question |
deuce,spigot |
4984 |
8/26/2012 |
just askin' |
pants,spigot |
7008 |
0/0/0 |
just caked on there |
net,deuce |
4098 |
1/30/2010 |
just do it corporal |
deuce,pants |
6347 |
6/30/2016 |
just dumb as shit |
deuce,pants |
1959 |
2/12/2004 |
just ends there |
deuce,spigot |
2213 |
11/19/2004 |
just for once |
spigot,deuce |
5723 |
9/30/2014 |
just fucking do it |
deuce,pants |
6896 |
1/30/2018 |
just go home for the day |
spigot,pants |
6004 |
7/8/2015 |
just gonna |
spigot |
2256 |
1/1/2005 |
just happy to be here at all |
atandt,pants |
824 |
12/27/2000 |
just in case |
deuce,dick |
6145 |
11/28/2015 |
just kind of a lollipop thing |
deuce,spigot |
4312 |
9/7/2010 |
just like anyone else |
pants |
1141 |
11/15/2001 |
just like downtown |
deuce,rands |
4426 |
1/2/2011 |
just like everything else |
pants |
4679 |
10/10/2011 |
just like the sign says |
spigot |
3017 |
2/5/2007 |
just love each other |
deuce,pants |
4725 |
11/26/2011 |
just now |
deuce,spigot |
5455 |
1/4/2014 |
just one week |
pants,deuce |
6439 |
10/4/2016 |
just out of reach |
pants |
2140 |
9/8/2004 |
just overcast or is he covering for god |
rands,pants |
3805 |
4/3/2009 |
just please leave |
spigot,pants |
6645 |
5/13/2017 |
just please stop |
atandt,spigot,pants |
5799 |
12/15/2014 |
just real quick |
spigot |
4868 |
4/23/2012 |
just shiny |
atandt,deuce |
2248 |
12/24/2004 |
just some guy |
ozone,deuce,spigot |
3068 |
3/28/2007 |
just that good |
pants,deuce |
1085 |
9/20/2001 |
just two seconds |
spigot |
1717 |
6/13/2003 |
just us chumps |
deuce |
2736 |
4/27/2006 |
just waiting for the go-ahead |
pants,deuce |
5545 |
4/4/2014 |
just woke up |
pants,spigot |
3039 |
2/27/2007 |
just wolf it on down |
pants,deuce |
5152 |
2/21/2013 |
just you and me |
spigot |
5716 |
9/23/2014 |
just you and me |
deuce,spigot |
2552 |
10/25/2005 |
karaoke lady |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5806 |
12/22/2014 |
katie couric |
pants,spigot |
3080 |
4/9/2007 |
keep off the grass |
dick,deuce |
764 |
10/26/2000 |
keep out of reach of children |
deuce,pants,spigot |
117 |
2/7/1999 |
keep the information and freeze the feelings |
pants |
2800 |
6/30/2006 |
keep trying |
rands,atandt |
3607 |
9/17/2008 |
keep trying |
dick,deuce |
847 |
1/19/2001 |
keiko in vietnam |
deuce |
1878 |
11/24/2003 |
kermit 6.0.192 |
pants |
6562 |
2/16/2017 |
key party |
|
1549 |
12/26/2002 |
keyboad seems to wok |
pants |
354 |
9/21/1999 |
kick lick love duh |
spigot,pants |
4453 |
1/29/2011 |
kickable |
deuce,pants |
2504 |
9/6/2005 |
kickban |
spigot |
3048 |
3/8/2007 |
kicked out of jerkcity forever |
pants |
1946 |
1/31/2004 |
kicked out of the louvre |
spigot,pants |
5938 |
5/3/2015 |
kicking and punching |
deuce,pants |
2526 |
9/29/2005 |
kicks and punches |
deuce |
5182 |
3/24/2013 |
kickstarter |
hanford,pants |
5326 |
8/15/2013 |
kickstarter update no. 4 |
pants |
1523 |
11/30/2002 |
kid nap |
pants,deuce |
1905 |
12/21/2003 |
kidnap victim |
pants,deuce |
1083 |
9/18/2001 |
kill yourself and fuck the body |
deuce,spigot |
1077 |
9/12/2001 |
killing emus |
spigot |
2752 |
5/13/2006 |
kilroy was here |
pants,deuce |
4814 |
2/29/2012 |
kind and oh-so gentle |
deuce |
2153 |
9/21/2004 |
kind of dirty |
deuce,pants |
4808 |
2/23/2012 |
kind over matter |
deuce |
4816 |
3/2/2012 |
kind, gentle |
deuce |
4818 |
3/4/2012 |
kind, gentle but also sensitive |
deuce |
4806 |
2/21/2012 |
kinder but also gentler |
spigot,deuce |
1622 |
3/10/2003 |
kindly stop |
spigot,pants |
5247 |
5/28/2013 |
king kong |
pants |
4553 |
5/22/2011 |
king kong jungle isle |
pants |
3881 |
6/18/2009 |
king of kings |
deuce,spigot |
10 |
8/26/1998 |
king of porn |
|
2363 |
4/18/2005 |
kiss the bunny on the nose |
deuce,spigot |
6332 |
6/15/2016 |
kissing the ring |
pants |
559 |
4/7/2000 |
kit kats |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6876 |
1/10/2018 |
kitty loaf |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2524 |
9/27/2005 |
klingon marriage |
deuce,pants |
1449 |
9/17/2002 |
kneel right up |
dick,deuce |
4545 |
5/12/2011 |
knees |
deuce |
1865 |
11/11/2003 |
knobs, etc. |
spigot |
4578 |
6/23/2011 |
knock it off |
pants,spigot |
272 |
7/3/1999 |
knock knock |
pants,spigot |
4734 |
12/7/2011 |
knock knock |
spigot,deuce |
5327 |
8/16/2013 |
knock knock joke |
deuce,spigot |
6159 |
12/12/2015 |
knock knock knock |
spigot |
4974 |
8/16/2012 |
knock-knock joke |
spigot,deuce |
5297 |
7/17/2013 |
knocking, tapping |
deuce,pants |
3294 |
11/9/2007 |
know your monsters |
pants,deuce |
950 |
5/3/2001 |
kojak |
deuce |
963 |
5/16/2001 |
korean porn |
deuce,spigot |
305 |
8/5/1999 |
kung-fu |
rands,spigot |
6717 |
7/29/2017 |
lab equipment, furniture |
deuce,pants |
1910 |
12/26/2003 |
laci |
spigot,pants |
651 |
7/6/2000 |
ladies' wheel of fortune |
spigot |
5433 |
12/11/2013 |
ladyboy jerky |
deuce,pants |
6927 |
3/2/2018 |
ladyboys and bird feeders |
effigy,pants |
3252 |
9/28/2007 |
ladybugs |
pants |
4506 |
4/3/2011 |
lambda dong |
deuce |
1808 |
9/15/2003 |
land of the free |
pants |
3407 |
3/1/2008 |
lap and face area |
pants,spigot |
5063 |
11/21/2012 |
lap cat |
deuce,spigot |
3812 |
4/10/2009 |
lap land |
pants |
1189 |
1/2/2002 |
large green dropcloth |
atandt,spigot |
1769 |
8/4/2003 |
larry flynt for president of california |
spigot |
3514 |
6/16/2008 |
lashing out |
pants,deuce |
6124 |
11/5/2015 |
last chance |
spigot |
6500 |
12/7/2016 |
last day for jerksocks |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4341 |
10/6/2010 |
late |
pants |
1780 |
8/15/2003 |
latin |
pants,deuce |
6319 |
6/2/2016 |
latino art only |
deuce,pants |
936 |
4/18/2001 |
latino pride |
deuce,pants |
3930 |
8/6/2009 |
lay that golden egg |
pants,deuce |
3051 |
3/11/2007 |
lazy |
pants |
6636 |
5/4/2017 |
le blurk le bjork |
deuce,spigot,pants |
1001 |
6/24/2001 |
le protocole terrible |
deuce,pants |
3943 |
8/19/2009 |
leading the team |
spigot |
3174 |
7/12/2007 |
leafcutter ant vs. meat bee |
deuce,net,pants |
3669 |
11/18/2008 |
lean in to inspect the document |
pants |
4563 |
6/1/2011 |
leaning forward |
deuce |
6022 |
7/26/2015 |
leaning into you |
pants |
5537 |
3/27/2014 |
learn jerkcity the hard way |
spigot |
4610 |
7/26/2011 |
learn you good |
spigot |
3351 |
1/5/2008 |
learning to suck |
spigot |
4828 |
3/14/2012 |
leave some for later |
deuce,pants |
2485 |
8/18/2005 |
led zep |
pants |
4863 |
4/18/2012 |
left behind |
spigot |
913 |
3/26/2001 |
left by the wayside |
deuce,pants |
590 |
5/8/2000 |
leftwise, rightways |
pants,deuce |
711 |
9/3/2000 |
legoland |
net,pants |
2479 |
8/12/2005 |
lemon poppy seed muffins |
spigot |
1457 |
9/25/2002 |
lemon squares |
spigot |
2794 |
6/24/2006 |
lemons |
spigot |
2038 |
5/2/2004 |
leo the lion |
spigot |
1219 |
2/1/2002 |
less coherent than usual |
spigot |
2695 |
3/16/2006 |
less of a comic strip these days |
rands,pants |
3692 |
12/11/2008 |
let him try now |
dick |
5020 |
10/7/2012 |
let loose noises |
rands,dick |
1473 |
10/11/2002 |
let me check in the back |
pants,spigot |
4443 |
1/19/2011 |
let me go now |
deuce,pants |
4042 |
12/3/2009 |
let them collide |
pants |
3331 |
12/16/2007 |
let us dance |
pants,deuce |
5193 |
4/4/2013 |
let us pretend |
pants |
177 |
4/3/1999 |
let's all sound off |
spigot,pants,deuce |
153 |
3/12/1999 |
let's all switch roles |
rands,deuce |
3306 |
11/21/2007 |
let's get down to business |
deuce,pants |
1321 |
5/14/2002 |
let's get high |
spigot |
5150 |
2/19/2013 |
let's get lost |
spigot |
6139 |
11/22/2015 |
let's go |
pants,spigot |
19 |
9/9/1998 |
let's go to the moon |
|
3646 |
10/26/2008 |
let's hear it for dick |
deuce,atandt |
5045 |
11/3/2012 |
let's just remember |
deuce |
6511 |
12/18/2016 |
let's light this candle |
deuce |
1036 |
8/2/2001 |
let's not lose sight |
deuce |
1659 |
4/16/2003 |
let's play |
deuce |
5640 |
7/9/2014 |
let's play unix |
pants,deuce |
6346 |
6/29/2016 |
let's pray together |
deuce,pants |
3270 |
10/16/2007 |
let's take ecstasy and make out |
deuce,pants |
6290 |
5/4/2016 |
let's talk about balls |
deuce,bung |
914 |
3/27/2001 |
let's talk politics |
spigot |
5767 |
11/13/2014 |
let's you and me |
pants,spigot,rands |
3950 |
8/28/2009 |
lethal weapon |
spigot,pants,ozone |
5836 |
1/21/2015 |
letters to penthouse |
pants |
5042 |
10/31/2012 |
lhglhag |
spigot,deuce |
1961 |
2/14/2004 |
liberal media or just common sense |
atandt,deuce |
1179 |
12/23/2001 |
lick dick quick |
deuce |
2952 |
12/1/2006 |
lick dick underwater |
pants,deuce |
3133 |
6/1/2007 |
licking something |
spigot,deuce |
3511 |
6/13/2008 |
licking sucking |
rands,spigot |
2765 |
5/26/2006 |
licking the dick loudly |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4219 |
6/6/2010 |
lied about being raped |
deuce,pants |
540 |
3/19/2000 |
lies |
deuce,spigot |
6494 |
11/30/2016 |
lies (all lies) |
pants |
6273 |
4/18/2016 |
lieutenant commander data |
deuce |
6777 |
10/2/2017 |
lieutenant commander worf of the federation starship u.s.s. enterprise |
deuce,spigot |
6219 |
2/21/2016 |
life hacks |
spigot |
2375 |
4/30/2005 |
life in the big city with pants |
deuce,pants |
624 |
6/10/2000 |
life is beautiful |
spigot |
3670 |
11/19/2008 |
life is funny |
dick,deuce |
2074 |
6/7/2004 |
life is like |
net,pants |
3671 |
11/20/2008 |
life is like a boxcar |
spigot |
1897 |
12/13/2003 |
life on a boomer |
rands,deuce |
5574 |
5/3/2014 |
life on mars |
rands,deuce |
5477 |
1/26/2014 |
life quacks |
spigot,pants |
285 |
7/16/1999 |
lifetime: television for women |
spigot |
2897 |
10/3/2006 |
lift up your skirt |
pants |
6395 |
8/18/2016 |
light and bright |
spigot |
4833 |
3/19/2012 |
light saber |
pants,deuce |
1553 |
12/30/2002 |
light years away |
pants,dick |
4469 |
2/15/2011 |
lightly dusted |
pants |
6995 |
0/0/0 |
like a broken record |
pants |
4110 |
2/11/2010 |
like a chinese astronaut |
spigot |
5603 |
6/2/2014 |
like a christmas tree |
spigot |
6825 |
11/20/2017 |
like a crabby crab crab |
deuce,pants |
2690 |
3/11/2006 |
like a flushing toilet |
spigot,pants |
1522 |
11/29/2002 |
like a gay speak and spell that sucks your dick and says |
pants |
4959 |
8/1/2012 |
like a ghost in the woods |
spigot |
168 |
3/26/1999 |
like a house on fire |
pants,deuce |
2097 |
6/30/2004 |
like a man |
rands,spigot |
4409 |
12/16/2010 |
like a normal family |
pants,deuce,spigot |
6928 |
3/3/2018 |
like a normal person |
deuce,pants |
4316 |
9/11/2010 |
like a rabbit with its head cut off |
pants |
806 |
12/6/2000 |
like a sunflower |
spigot |
2247 |
12/23/2004 |
like a tug boat |
spigot |
6520 |
12/30/2016 |
like a turkey |
deuce,pants |
1683 |
5/10/2003 |
like a weed |
spigot,deuce |
1691 |
5/18/2003 |
like an aluminum bat |
rands,spigot |
4372 |
11/6/2010 |
like an irregular verb |
spigot,deuce |
785 |
11/16/2000 |
like an unclamped hose |
deuce,spigot |
4153 |
3/27/2010 |
like clay |
pants,deuce |
2271 |
1/16/2005 |
like crazy here |
pants,deuce |
6785 |
10/12/2017 |
like dorf on golf |
deuce,pants |
620 |
6/6/2000 |
like i wouldn't know it's you at your most beautiful |
atandt |
5243 |
5/24/2013 |
like it or not |
pants,deuce |
3005 |
1/24/2007 |
like it was going out of style |
deuce |
4562 |
5/31/2011 |
like last time |
deuce,pants |
2053 |
5/17/2004 |
like love boat |
atandt,spigot,pants |
5526 |
3/16/2014 |
like mana from heaven |
pants,deuce |
1506 |
11/13/2002 |
like most klingons do |
rands,deuce |
2045 |
5/9/2004 |
like silly string |
deuce,ramds |
133 |
2/24/1999 |
like the truman show |
spigot |
5226 |
5/7/2013 |
like throwing a bottle into the ocean |
spigot |
6932 |
3/7/2018 |
like us on facebook |
spigot,pants |
4018 |
11/6/2009 |
like water i have no color |
pants |
2873 |
9/9/2006 |
likewise/dickwise |
pants,spigot |
2730 |
4/21/2006 |
limbo |
pants,deuce,spigot |
179 |
4/5/1999 |
lincos-like |
pants,deuce |
3747 |
2/4/2009 |
line 'em up |
pants |
2334 |
3/20/2005 |
line noise |
spigot,deuce |
4075 |
1/7/2010 |
line noise |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5570 |
4/29/2014 |
line noise |
pants |
3337 |
12/22/2007 |
line noise or cocksucking |
pants,deuce |
4045 |
12/6/2009 |
line up and smell the nuts |
deuce,spigot |
3148 |
6/16/2007 |
liquid sunshine |
spigot,pants |
1316 |
5/9/2002 |
listen good |
pants |
5034 |
10/23/2012 |
listen the snow is falling |
spigot |
5970 |
6/4/2015 |
listen to the music |
spigot,deuce |
2516 |
9/18/2005 |
listen up |
rands,ozone |
6426 |
9/21/2016 |
listing the dicks |
deuce,atandt,spigot |
6596 |
3/25/2017 |
literally mansplained |
spigot |
476 |
1/15/2000 |
little birdy |
pants |
5345 |
9/3/2013 |
little comedy bits |
spigot |
3921 |
7/28/2009 |
little endian |
pants,deuce |
6378 |
8/1/2016 |
little miss spigot |
deuce,spigot |
2753 |
5/14/2006 |
little tiny peoples |
pants |
5819 |
1/4/2015 |
live at the scene |
pants |
484 |
1/23/2000 |
live from the fonzi contest |
atandt |
722 |
9/14/2000 |
live in central park |
spigot |
2018 |
4/12/2004 |
live journal |
pants |
1541 |
12/18/2002 |
live nude idiots |
harriet |
6857 |
12/22/2017 |
lives on with us forever |
deuce,pants |
1089 |
9/24/2001 |
living section |
spigot,pants |
5280 |
6/30/2013 |
living with my cats |
spigot |
2320 |
3/6/2005 |
load ness |
deuce,spigot |
1231 |
2/13/2002 |
locate deuce |
rands,deuce |
5902 |
3/28/2015 |
lock the cockpit |
spigot |
1467 |
10/5/2002 |
locked out |
spigot |
974 |
5/27/2001 |
logo contest epilogue |
pants,rands |
3440 |
4/3/2008 |
logs |
deuce,spigot |
1718 |
6/14/2003 |
lois aryes, nina hartley and jeanette littledove |
deuce,spigot |
2283 |
1/28/2005 |
lol brb |
deuce,spigot |
786 |
11/17/2000 |
lollygagging |
pants,rands |
443 |
12/16/1999 |
lonely |
deuce |
2354 |
4/9/2005 |
lonely and sad |
rands,spigot |
317 |
8/16/1999 |
lonely at the top |
deuce |
4631 |
8/16/2011 |
long and gay and fat |
spigot |
2938 |
11/16/2006 |
long and hard |
pants,spigot |
5130 |
1/30/2013 |
long beach sting house |
pants |
6699 |
7/11/2017 |
long heavy sigh |
deuce,pants |
3829 |
4/27/2009 |
long pause |
spigot,pants |
4612 |
7/28/2011 |
long pause |
spigot |
1771 |
8/6/2003 |
long story short |
pants |
5705 |
9/12/2014 |
long story short |
spigot |
6012 |
7/16/2015 |
long time passing |
spigot,pants |
4271 |
7/28/2010 |
long, thick |
spigot |
5187 |
3/29/2013 |
look at it |
deuce |
5215 |
4/26/2013 |
look at it sideways |
atandt,spigot |
2723 |
4/14/2006 |
look at me |
pants,rands,deuce |
4196 |
5/12/2010 |
look at me |
spigot |
4293 |
8/19/2010 |
look down |
pants,spigot |
1225 |
2/7/2002 |
look here for great values |
deuce,rands |
6382 |
8/5/2016 |
look me in the eye |
spigot,pants |
5456 |
1/5/2014 |
look through the goddamn telescope |
deuce,pants |
3420 |
3/14/2008 |
look what he can do |
deuce,pants |
4859 |
4/14/2012 |
looking in the mirror |
spigot,deuce |
2343 |
3/29/2005 |
loop |
deuce,pants |
61 |
11/2/1998 |
looting and booting |
|
3422 |
3/16/2008 |
lost in scotland |
net,rands |
1676 |
5/3/2003 |
lost in space |
pants,deuce,rands |
1601 |
2/17/2003 |
lots of guys named tony |
rands |
5551 |
4/10/2014 |
lots of permits |
pants,deuce |
6999 |
0/0/0 |
lotsa hits |
spigot,pants |
591 |
5/9/2000 |
louding |
deuce,pants |
4516 |
4/13/2011 |
loudspeaker |
pants,deuce |
2405 |
5/30/2005 |
love |
pants,deuce |
2746 |
5/7/2006 |
love for me |
atandt,deuce |
4240 |
6/27/2010 |
love is the voice of music |
pants |
3861 |
5/29/2009 |
love letter |
pants |
6269 |
4/14/2016 |
love me for who i am |
deuce,pants |
5865 |
2/19/2015 |
love me up and then down |
pants,deuce |
3392 |
2/15/2008 |
love song for deuce (skit) |
deuce,pants |
667 |
7/21/2000 |
love story |
pants,deuce |
1842 |
10/19/2003 |
love, haight |
pants,spigot |
434 |
12/7/1999 |
love, sweet love |
rands,pants |
6684 |
6/26/2017 |
lower back and neck pains |
deuce |
2429 |
6/23/2005 |
lower case |
deuce |
1921 |
1/6/2004 |
lower case boners |
rands,pants |
2780 |
6/10/2006 |
lowercase dicks |
spigot |
4444 |
1/20/2011 |
lowercase fag kisses |
deuce,pants |
3231 |
9/7/2007 |
lowercase monkey |
pants,deuce |
5127 |
1/27/2013 |
lowercase not shown |
pants,deuce |
3454 |
4/17/2008 |
lowercase rape |
deuce,pants |
3180 |
7/18/2007 |
lucid dreaming |
deuce |
5103 |
1/3/2013 |
lukewarm |
spigot,deuce |
343 |
9/10/1999 |
lunch |
deuce,spigot |
4008 |
10/27/2009 |
lunch time |
deuce |
6029 |
8/2/2015 |
lupus |
deuce |
4024 |
11/12/2009 |
macaroni and cheese |
pants,spigot |
619 |
6/5/2000 |
macaroni in my pants and socks |
deuce,spigot |
2604 |
12/15/2005 |
made in america |
pants,spigot |
5043 |
11/1/2012 |
made of anti-matter |
deuce |
2902 |
10/9/2006 |
maf54 |
pants |
5095 |
12/26/2012 |
magic mouth |
deuce,pants |
4193 |
5/9/2010 |
magic trick |
spigot |
5930 |
4/25/2015 |
magic's biggest secrets |
pants,spigot |
355 |
9/22/1999 |
magnificent desolation |
spigot,pants,deuce |
1207 |
1/20/2002 |
mail from asia |
rands,pants |
820 |
12/23/2000 |
make |
PANTS |
5375 |
10/9/2013 |
make $11.94 an hour |
spigot,deuce |
3170 |
7/8/2007 |
make 'em laugh |
spigot,pants,rands |
3654 |
11/3/2008 |
make a pass |
deuce,net |
2302 |
2/16/2005 |
make a splash hit a seal |
spigot |
5867 |
2/21/2015 |
make guns and then shoot ourselves |
pants,deuce |
2783 |
6/13/2006 |
make it rough |
spigot |
2606 |
12/17/2005 |
make me |
spigot,deuce,net |
780 |
11/11/2000 |
make me choke in record time |
pants,rands |
2496 |
8/29/2005 |
make me get out |
spigot,deuce |
2891 |
9/27/2006 |
make money fast |
pants,spigot |
5766 |
11/12/2014 |
make sure to get a shot |
spigot |
5958 |
5/23/2015 |
make the noise |
spigot |
4336 |
10/1/2010 |
make two |
pants,deuce |
6189 |
1/11/2016 |
make up your mind |
pants,deuce |
5204 |
4/15/2013 |
make with the piss |
pants,deuce |
490 |
1/29/2000 |
makefiles for fags |
rands |
6020 |
7/24/2015 |
makes me feel fine |
pants |
6806 |
11/2/2017 |
makes ya think |
deuce |
5984 |
6/18/2015 |
making a huge mess |
pants,deuce |
542 |
3/21/2000 |
making change |
spigot,pants |
6665 |
6/2/2017 |
making fart sounds |
spigot |
3727 |
1/15/2009 |
making hamburgers |
bung,deuce |
2250 |
12/26/2004 |
making it go back down all over again |
deuce |
6204 |
2/3/2016 |
making me thirsty |
pants,deuce |
4674 |
10/2/2011 |
making or losing |
spigot,deuce |
5306 |
7/26/2013 |
making plans |
spigot,deuce |
5395 |
10/29/2013 |
making plans |
deuce |
6096 |
10/8/2015 |
making plans |
pants |
1962 |
2/15/2004 |
making you sing |
pants |
1363 |
6/25/2002 |
malcolm q |
net |
2775 |
6/5/2006 |
male testicle |
spigot,atandt |
1142 |
11/16/2001 |
mallard fillmore |
pants |
6740 |
8/22/2017 |
mama i'm in love with a gangsta |
deuce,spigot |
173 |
3/31/1999 |
man and god |
net,deuce |
2115 |
7/18/2004 |
man ass |
pants,deuce |
111 |
1/30/1999 |
man down |
atandt, pants |
1030 |
7/24/2001 |
man hood |
pants,spigot |
1180 |
12/24/2001 |
man on the moon |
deuce |
3339 |
12/24/2007 |
man tricks |
pants,deuce |
5828 |
1/13/2015 |
man/man blowjobs |
spigot |
2823 |
7/22/2006 |
manass |
atandt |
4495 |
3/23/2011 |
manhandled by the best of them |
deuce,pants |
3889 |
6/26/2009 |
manhattan project |
pants,deuce |
2333 |
3/19/2005 |
many moods of pants |
pants |
2830 |
7/29/2006 |
many other fine titles |
spigot |
5547 |
4/6/2014 |
march madness |
deuce,pants |
5493 |
2/11/2014 |
marching up and down the town square |
spigot |
6843 |
12/8/2017 |
marie curie |
deuce |
1220 |
2/2/2002 |
marrying britney |
pants,deuce |
1243 |
2/25/2002 |
mars |
pants,deuce |
825 |
12/28/2000 |
mars needs dick |
rands,deuce |
6478 |
11/12/2016 |
marsh-mallows |
deuce,spigot,pants |
1701 |
5/28/2003 |
martin short |
deuce |
3791 |
3/20/2009 |
marvel or dc |
spigot |
3452 |
4/15/2008 |
massive amounts of porn |
deuce |
6079 |
9/21/2015 |
master alarm |
deuce,spigot |
3164 |
7/2/2007 |
master plan |
spigot,deuce |
3086 |
4/15/2007 |
masturbating on the lawn |
spigot,pants,deuce |
1037 |
8/3/2001 |
masturbating to battlefield earth |
deuce,pants |
1241 |
2/23/2002 |
masturbating to star wars |
pants,spigot |
477 |
1/16/2000 |
math |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5055 |
11/13/2012 |
math homework |
atandt,deuce |
2407 |
6/1/2005 |
math is hard |
deuce |
3946 |
8/24/2009 |
may cause dizziness |
spigot |
3695 |
12/14/2008 |
may i please be excused |
spigot |
3529 |
7/1/2008 |
may i please top off |
deuce,spigot |
3222 |
8/29/2007 |
may or may not |
spigot |
6734 |
8/16/2017 |
maybe |
spigot |
5298 |
7/18/2013 |
maybe a horn sound |
pants,spigot |
4307 |
9/2/2010 |
maybe just a little |
deuce |
6106 |
10/18/2015 |
maybe we could all regroup |
spigot |
1338 |
5/31/2002 |
maybe you've met my husband |
spigot |
1573 |
1/19/2003 |
mayor willie brown |
spigot |
1560 |
1/6/2003 |
mccartney lennon pants |
pants |
2546 |
10/19/2005 |
mcmdvii |
spigot |
374 |
10/11/1999 |
me again |
rands |
1143 |
11/17/2001 |
me mensa |
deuce,net |
4966 |
8/8/2012 |
me or my trumpet |
spigot |
3698 |
12/17/2008 |
mean the difference |
spigot,bung |
807 |
12/7/2000 |
mean while |
pants |
4542 |
5/9/2011 |
meanwhile back in the swamp |
pants |
5484 |
2/2/2014 |
medical advice |
pants,deuce |
5671 |
8/9/2014 |
medical advice |
ozone,effigy,deuce |
6306 |
5/20/2016 |
medical, dental |
deuce,pants |
2385 |
5/10/2005 |
meet me at john wayne |
deuce,pants |
2456 |
7/20/2005 |
meet me in heaven by john wayne |
spigot |
2458 |
7/22/2005 |
meet the wizard |
spigot |
2044 |
5/8/2004 |
meme overload |
atandt,pants |
1064 |
8/30/2001 |
memepool |
pants |
3161 |
6/29/2007 |
men into position quickly |
ozone,pants,rands,spigot,deuce |
532 |
3/11/2000 |
mental note |
deuce |
4560 |
5/29/2011 |
mental patients |
spigot,pants |
6094 |
10/6/2015 |
meow mix |
net,deuce |
4630 |
8/15/2011 |
merely fifty repetitions |
pants,deuce |
4064 |
12/25/2009 |
merry christ mas |
pants |
3340 |
12/25/2007 |
merry christmas |
spigot |
2614 |
12/25/2005 |
merry christmas and a happy new year |
rands,deuce |
5495 |
2/13/2014 |
mesothelioma |
deuce |
1590 |
2/5/2003 |
message from the future |
deuce |
1011 |
7/4/2001 |
metric queer |
spigot,deuce |
2417 |
6/11/2005 |
mexican queers in walnut creek |
atandt,spigot |
3885 |
6/22/2009 |
mexican superman |
mexican superman |
5183 |
3/25/2013 |
mfc |
deuce,spigot |
107 |
1/22/1999 |
michael landon |
spigot |
2980 |
12/30/2006 |
michael medved |
pants |
6910 |
2/13/2018 |
mickey mouse theme |
deuce,spigot |
4169 |
4/15/2010 |
microscope |
deuce |
893 |
3/6/2001 |
microsoft employees |
spigot,pants |
4704 |
11/5/2011 |
mid-sentence |
spigot |
4496 |
3/24/2011 |
midway through a bad day |
pants |
2677 |
2/26/2006 |
milf alert |
rands,pants,net,deuce |
5675 |
8/13/2014 |
milfs, cougars and grandmas |
spigot,deuce |
4823 |
3/9/2012 |
minecraft.jerkcity.com |
spigot,pants |
5118 |
1/18/2013 |
minecraft.jerkcity.com |
pants |
2626 |
1/6/2006 |
minus the bat strength |
spigot,deuce |
5879 |
3/5/2015 |
miri |
pants |
4222 |
6/9/2010 |
miss minivan |
pants,deuce |
4487 |
3/15/2011 |
missing person(s) |
atandt,deuce |
4528 |
4/25/2011 |
missing the point of structured code |
deuce,spigot |
1492 |
10/30/2002 |
mistakes were made |
spigot,pants |
2026 |
4/20/2004 |
mister ashcroft |
pants |
1752 |
7/18/2003 |
mister zip |
atandt |
1170 |
12/14/2001 |
mix tape |
pants |
396 |
10/31/1999 |
mixed nuts |
spigot |
6631 |
4/29/2017 |
mixed up in a jackpot |
deuce,spigot |
5000 |
9/11/2012 |
mlk |
spigot |
1818 |
9/25/2003 |
mmm yeah ooh boy |
pants |
1365 |
6/27/2002 |
mmm yeah oooh boy |
rands,pants |
5858 |
2/12/2015 |
mmm yeah oooh boy |
pants |
6601 |
3/30/2017 |
mmm yeah the spice must flow mmmm |
deuce |
2033 |
4/27/2004 |
mocking rands |
rands,pants |
1663 |
4/20/2003 |
mole men |
pants |
4889 |
5/18/2012 |
mom beats me |
pants |
6098 |
10/10/2015 |
momf |
spigot |
6099 |
10/11/2015 |
momf |
spigot,deuce |
6100 |
10/12/2015 |
momf |
spigot |
6431 |
9/26/2016 |
mona lisa |
spigot |
1815 |
9/22/2003 |
monday after noon |
pants,deuce |
5337 |
8/26/2013 |
monday nights on cbs |
spigot,pants |
867 |
2/8/2001 |
money management skills |
rands |
1299 |
4/22/2002 |
money train |
deuce |
5708 |
9/15/2014 |
monster manual |
pants,deuce |
3650 |
10/30/2008 |
monster poo (bonus track) |
deuce |
6586 |
3/13/2017 |
monsters |
deuce,pants |
5423 |
12/1/2013 |
monty python noises |
spigot |
848 |
1/20/2001 |
moods |
spigot |
24 |
9/15/1998 |
moon over |
|
5301 |
7/21/2013 |
mop to stall two |
pants,deuce |
4162 |
4/6/2010 |
more and more astronauts |
deuce,spigot |
5841 |
1/26/2015 |
more dipping sauce over here |
spigot |
4695 |
10/27/2011 |
more eyebrow juice please |
pants |
4795 |
2/8/2012 |
more food for us |
net,deuce |
196 |
4/21/1999 |
more forceful |
deuce,spigot |
3381 |
2/4/2008 |
more forceful now |
deuce,pants |
187 |
4/12/1999 |
more goddamn cocksucking |
deuce,spigot |
3618 |
9/28/2008 |
more immediately useful to me |
pants,deuce |
6447 |
10/12/2016 |
more info please |
deuce,spigot |
3121 |
5/20/2007 |
more is more |
spigot,deuce,pants |
5989 |
6/23/2015 |
more like |
spigot |
2305 |
2/19/2005 |
more like a mouth story |
pants,deuce |
5531 |
3/21/2014 |
more like it |
deuce,pants |
5299 |
7/19/2013 |
more like laugh-in |
pants,deuce |
3793 |
3/22/2009 |
more like my mouth |
pants,spigot |
6590 |
3/19/2017 |
more of a hum |
deuce,spigot |
3081 |
4/10/2007 |
more or less |
net,deuce |
5443 |
12/23/2013 |
more or less or more or less |
deuce,pants |
5789 |
12/5/2014 |
more social more sticky |
pants,deuce,spigot |
5715 |
9/22/2014 |
more than |
deuce |
1389 |
7/20/2002 |
more than usual on a sunday night |
deuce,pants |
6786 |
10/13/2017 |
more to go on |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2786 |
6/16/2006 |
more true stories |
rands |
3778 |
3/7/2009 |
more whores |
rands,deuce |
2370 |
4/25/2005 |
more willing |
spigot,deuce,pants |
2231 |
12/7/2004 |
morning fog you might say |
spigot |
2031 |
4/25/2004 |
morning has bro ken |
pants,deuce |
5450 |
12/30/2013 |
morse |
deuce,spigot |
1159 |
12/3/2001 |
most of the time |
pants |
4352 |
10/17/2010 |
mostly |
pants |
4348 |
10/13/2010 |
mostly piss |
net,pants |
1144 |
11/18/2001 |
mostly porn |
spigot,deuce |
5087 |
12/18/2012 |
mostly up me |
deuce |
1623 |
3/11/2003 |
mostly white so i mute |
spigot,deuce |
3578 |
8/19/2008 |
mother fucker |
deuce |
5069 |
11/27/2012 |
mother teresa |
pants |
1867 |
11/13/2003 |
motherfuckers know |
spigot |
4150 |
3/24/2010 |
motion carried |
spigot,pants |
2697 |
3/18/2006 |
motion is about to occur |
rands,pants,spigot |
678 |
8/1/2000 |
motley queers |
net,pants,rands,deuce |
425 |
11/28/1999 |
mousehole |
deuce,spigot,pants |
580 |
4/28/2000 |
mousing around |
hanford |
2750 |
5/11/2006 |
moustache power |
spigot |
5687 |
8/25/2014 |
mouth love, space bongs |
pants,spigot,deuce |
2119 |
7/22/2004 |
move america backward |
pants |
2015 |
4/9/2004 |
move on |
spigot,pants |
3203 |
8/10/2007 |
move to strike |
ozone,spigot |
2089 |
6/22/2004 |
movie night with the boys |
deuce,pants |
6422 |
9/17/2016 |
movie recommendations |
deuce |
964 |
5/17/2001 |
movie reviews |
deuce |
4137 |
3/11/2010 |
moving parts |
pants,deuce |
2190 |
10/27/2004 |
moving to hawaii, starting a nut and bean farm |
atandt |
5815 |
12/31/2014 |
much better |
pants |
5253 |
6/3/2013 |
much the same way |
spigot |
2179 |
10/16/2004 |
much too much too close to the fence |
pants |
2303 |
2/17/2005 |
much too short |
pants,deuce |
5877 |
3/3/2015 |
mudd's women |
pants,deuce |
5256 |
6/6/2013 |
muffled |
spigot |
6679 |
6/16/2017 |
multi-megaton nuclear explosion |
deuce,pants |
1244 |
2/26/2002 |
multiple horrible monsters |
deuce |
5284 |
7/4/2013 |
multiple personalities |
pants,spigot,deuce |
334 |
9/1/1999 |
mumbo jumbo |
spigot |
4369 |
11/3/2010 |
mumbo jumbo |
rands,spigot |
1245 |
2/27/2002 |
muppets |
spigot |
1554 |
12/31/2002 |
murder most choppy |
deuce,spigot |
3149 |
6/17/2007 |
murder suicide |
rands,deuce,pants |
1097 |
10/2/2001 |
mush room(s) |
pants |
4366 |
10/31/2010 |
mushroom cloud |
pants |
5785 |
12/1/2014 |
mushroom cloud |
pants,deuce |
1172 |
12/16/2001 |
music |
pants,rands,atandt |
4456 |
2/1/2011 |
music up and under |
pants,deuce |
3825 |
4/23/2009 |
musical theater |
spigot |
5846 |
1/31/2015 |
muslim terrorists |
deuce |
5436 |
12/14/2013 |
must be the heat |
spigot,deuce |
4069 |
1/1/2010 |
must file bug report |
pants |
4733 |
12/6/2011 |
must get home |
deuce |
697 |
8/20/2000 |
must i wear the mozilla shirt |
deuce,spigot |
613 |
5/30/2000 |
must make strip funny |
atandt |
4510 |
4/7/2011 |
must set alarm |
spigot |
1334 |
5/27/2002 |
mutants outside the gates |
deuce,pants |
1983 |
3/7/2004 |
mwahaha |
spigot |
2120 |
7/23/2004 |
my arms or legs |
rands,pants |
3488 |
5/21/2008 |
my backpack |
spigot |
6669 |
6/6/2017 |
my balls are lugubrious my dick is ebullient my mouth is a shibboleth |
deuce |
5683 |
8/21/2014 |
my bear head |
spigot |
6140 |
11/23/2015 |
my best guess |
pants |
3625 |
10/5/2008 |
my bike was stolen |
spigot,deuce |
170 |
3/28/1999 |
my boner lies over the ocean |
spigot |
1677 |
5/4/2003 |
my complete fatness |
pants,spigot |
5967 |
6/1/2015 |
my cross to bear |
spigot |
4065 |
12/26/2009 |
my day in court |
dick,spigot,deuce |
5779 |
11/25/2014 |
my day in court |
deuce,pants |
3686 |
12/5/2008 |
my dead boner (a mystery) |
pants,deuce |
1400 |
7/31/2002 |
my dick is a time machine |
deuce,rands |
5447 |
12/27/2013 |
my entire life |
deuce |
192 |
4/17/1999 |
my face |
spigot,pants |
618 |
6/4/2000 |
my fag homework |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3912 |
7/19/2009 |
my fifth amendment right |
deuce,pants |
855 |
1/27/2001 |
my first erection ever |
spigot |
631 |
6/17/2000 |
my flyer |
spigot |
2299 |
2/13/2005 |
my fucking snack |
spigot,pants |
4268 |
7/25/2010 |
my god |
pants,deuce |
5414 |
11/20/2013 |
my hand has been on your lap |
spigot |
3935 |
8/11/2009 |
my happy open mouth |
spigot,pants |
4205 |
5/23/2010 |
my hnothing |
spigot,deuce |
2903 |
10/10/2006 |
my hobbies |
spigot,deuce |
4349 |
10/14/2010 |
my hour of need |
deuce |
1615 |
3/3/2003 |
my house is burning down |
pants,deuce,spigot |
1919 |
1/4/2004 |
my job |
spigot |
3151 |
6/19/2007 |
my life |
pants,deuce |
5406 |
11/9/2013 |
my life story |
deuce,pants |
1633 |
3/21/2003 |
my lipstick |
spigot, pants |
4340 |
10/5/2010 |
my love for you |
spigot |
219 |
5/12/1999 |
my lucky pierre |
net,pants |
485 |
1/24/2000 |
my mom's present |
deuce,net |
3349 |
1/3/2008 |
my mouth is always foolish |
pants |
7006 |
0/0/0 |
my neck and legs and balls |
spigot,pants |
5667 |
8/5/2014 |
my new big red truck |
pants,spigot,deuce |
4968 |
8/10/2012 |
my new digital camera |
deuce,atandt |
937 |
4/19/2001 |
my new hobby |
pants |
6284 |
4/28/2016 |
my new hoodie |
deuce,pants |
357 |
9/24/1999 |
my new porn |
deuce |
3709 |
12/28/2008 |
my nuts |
net,spigot |
2411 |
6/5/2005 |
my old spice |
pants |
3101 |
4/30/2007 |
my own ashtray |
pants,dick,deuce |
6911 |
2/14/2018 |
my own brexit |
dick,pants |
6366 |
7/19/2016 |
my own eye |
deuce,pants |
6853 |
12/18/2017 |
my private thoughts |
deuce,pants |
5216 |
4/27/2013 |
my reggae album |
pants |
4677 |
10/8/2011 |
my soul |
pants,dick |
445 |
12/18/1999 |
my summer vacation |
deuce |
2104 |
7/7/2004 |
my sweater in the toilet |
spigot |
6031 |
8/4/2015 |
my sweet jesus |
deuce,pants,spigot |
4857 |
4/12/2012 |
my thoughts and feelings |
pants |
3819 |
4/17/2009 |
my valentine, my alibi |
pants,deuce |
4893 |
5/22/2012 |
my voice on radio |
pants |
2558 |
10/31/2005 |
mysterious halloween mystery (a jerkcity halloween special) |
spigot |
4793 |
2/6/2012 |
mystery clonkings and bonkings |
spigot,pants |
1286 |
4/9/2002 |
mystery core file |
pants |
894 |
3/7/2001 |
n are for nuts |
spigot |
4973 |
8/15/2012 |
n but please |
deuce,spigot |
3868 |
6/5/2009 |
n.a.d.d. |
spigot |
752 |
10/14/2000 |
n.a.n-a |
spigot,deuce |
3962 |
9/9/2009 |
nafta |
spigot,pants |
3960 |
9/7/2009 |
naked in front of a mirror |
spigot |
16 |
9/4/1998 |
naked through a cornfield |
|
3245 |
9/21/2007 |
nanny goat |
pants,deuce |
6016 |
7/20/2015 |
nasa/hubble |
spigot,pants |
1654 |
4/11/2003 |
national anthem |
pants |
480 |
1/19/2000 |
national public radio news |
spigot |
1087 |
9/22/2001 |
natural reaction |
spigot,deuce |
2362 |
4/17/2005 |
nazi backwards |
deuce |
6112 |
10/24/2015 |
nazi germany |
spigot,pants |
2948 |
11/27/2006 |
ndn |
pants |
2101 |
7/4/2004 |
near and far |
spigot |
411 |
11/15/1999 |
near mint |
pants,spigot |
1861 |
11/7/2003 |
nearly extinct |
pants,spigot |
2905 |
10/12/2006 |
nearly noon |
spigot |
3708 |
12/27/2008 |
need hits |
atandt,spigot |
3734 |
1/22/2009 |
need s/n |
spigot,pants |
3761 |
2/18/2009 |
need to lick |
deuce,pants |
4602 |
7/18/2011 |
need to take a shit |
spigot |
4847 |
4/2/2012 |
need you to get a job |
spigot |
826 |
12/29/2000 |
neil diamond or bust |
spigot,rands |
4258 |
7/15/2010 |
neither the n-word nor weird al |
spigot,deuce |
6517 |
12/27/2016 |
nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds |
deuce |
1114 |
10/19/2001 |
nervous |
spigot,deuce,atandt |
2246 |
12/22/2004 |
net split |
deuce,pants |
1396 |
7/27/2002 |
netcenter visitors |
spigot |
5645 |
7/14/2014 |
netcode |
deuce |
5156 |
2/25/2013 |
netflix |
deuce |
5510 |
2/28/2014 |
netflix for dicks |
pants,deuce |
998 |
6/21/2001 |
netizens |
spigot,pants,deuce |
1429 |
8/28/2002 |
netscape time |
spigot |
3380 |
2/3/2008 |
never again |
spigot |
4089 |
1/21/2010 |
never again |
spigot,pants |
5261 |
6/11/2013 |
never coming back |
spigot |
2066 |
5/30/2004 |
never finished high school |
pants,deuce |
2024 |
4/18/2004 |
never get out of the boat |
hanford,atandt |
4661 |
9/15/2011 |
never letting go |
pants |
2298 |
2/12/2005 |
never make fun |
pants |
3956 |
9/3/2009 |
never mind |
deuce |
6509 |
12/16/2016 |
never mind |
pants |
2701 |
3/22/2006 |
never say no |
rands,pants |
2324 |
3/10/2005 |
new coke |
spigot |
4231 |
6/18/2010 |
new for you |
deuce |
3908 |
7/15/2009 |
new math |
rands,spigot |
4551 |
5/19/2011 |
new rule |
deuce |
5480 |
1/29/2014 |
new silent key available |
deuce,pants |
4130 |
3/4/2010 |
new strip every monday |
spigot |
3443 |
4/6/2008 |
new style |
pants |
1794 |
9/1/2003 |
newly pierced tongue |
deuce |
478 |
1/17/2000 |
news and happenings |
deuce,rands |
1447 |
9/15/2002 |
news from the front lines |
spigot |
3857 |
5/25/2009 |
next |
spigot |
5512 |
3/2/2014 |
next stop |
spigot |
2547 |
10/20/2005 |
next time |
atandt,pants |
5340 |
8/29/2013 |
next time we're in the city |
spigot |
4243 |
6/30/2010 |
next to your name |
deuce |
6597 |
3/26/2017 |
nice to meet you |
deuce,pants |
2977 |
12/27/2006 |
nice weather for stoners |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3237 |
9/13/2007 |
nicely toasted |
rands,pants,deuce |
124 |
2/14/1999 |
nicole kidman's tits |
pants,rands,deuce |
2447 |
7/11/2005 |
night swimming |
deuce |
1466 |
10/4/2002 |
nine dicks nine times |
atandt,pants |
6644 |
5/12/2017 |
nine more kinds of mustard |
spigot,pants |
1630 |
3/18/2003 |
nine times out of nine |
pants,deuce |
3210 |
8/17/2007 |
nine years old |
deuce,pants |
6767 |
9/22/2017 |
nitrites, nitrates |
deuce,pants |
6752 |
9/3/2017 |
nixon tapes |
deuce,pants |
6938 |
3/13/2018 |
nnngggg |
spigot |
6901 |
2/4/2018 |
no bird left |
deuce,pants |
6746 |
8/28/2017 |
no candles |
net,deuce,pants |
4944 |
7/17/2012 |
no carrier |
spigot |
2727 |
4/18/2006 |
no credit card required |
pants,spigot |
4118 |
2/19/2010 |
no dumping drains to bay |
pants |
5013 |
9/30/2012 |
no evading, avoiding, abstaining, sidestepping |
spigot |
1823 |
9/30/2003 |
no exit |
pants |
2474 |
8/7/2005 |
no exits to the bar |
rands,deuce |
1562 |
1/8/2003 |
no halloween this year |
pants,deuce |
5122 |
1/22/2013 |
no help whatsoever |
spigot,deuce |
1234 |
2/16/2002 |
no i guess not |
pants,deuce |
1026 |
7/20/2001 |
no i ha |
deuce,pants |
3581 |
8/22/2008 |
no i will not |
spigot,deuce |
6840 |
12/5/2017 |
no idea where i put that blade |
deuce,spigot |
3717 |
1/5/2009 |
no ident response |
spigot,pants |
2670 |
2/19/2006 |
no longer allowed to attend the flea market |
spigot |
2993 |
1/12/2007 |
no longer allowed to use the telnet |
pants |
3273 |
10/19/2007 |
no looking at the clock |
spigot |
2669 |
2/18/2006 |
no matter what |
pants |
4719 |
11/20/2011 |
no mop |
pants,deuce |
6265 |
4/8/2016 |
no more talk |
spigot |
1585 |
1/31/2003 |
no msg |
spigot |
4465 |
2/11/2011 |
no msg |
spigot |
3106 |
5/5/2007 |
no need for the rough stuff |
spigot,pants |
4122 |
2/24/2010 |
no no no |
pants,deuce |
4173 |
4/19/2010 |
no offense |
spigot |
5218 |
4/29/2013 |
no part of me is happy about this |
pants |
6916 |
2/19/2018 |
no problem here or there |
spigot |
6695 |
7/7/2017 |
no results |
pants |
2662 |
2/11/2006 |
no right or wrong answer |
spigot,deuce |
3521 |
6/23/2008 |
no room for the weak |
pants,deuce |
3590 |
8/31/2008 |
no smoking |
spigot,deuce |
2821 |
7/20/2006 |
no such thing |
rands,atandt |
2518 |
9/20/2005 |
no such thing as a dick zombie |
pants |
6341 |
6/24/2016 |
no tickee no laundry |
deuce,pants |
3952 |
8/30/2009 |
no tomorrow |
deuce,rands |
216 |
5/9/1999 |
no two alike |
spigot,deuce |
4198 |
5/14/2010 |
no wait |
pants,deuce |
3268 |
10/14/2007 |
no way |
pants,deuce |
6835 |
11/30/2017 |
no way mine's smaller |
deuce,pants |
5774 |
11/20/2014 |
no way no how |
pants |
3745 |
2/2/2009 |
no way to behave |
spigot |
5214 |
4/25/2013 |
no way you can tell me |
deuce,spigot |
6019 |
7/23/2015 |
no women |
spigot |
2946 |
11/25/2006 |
nobody home |
|
915 |
3/28/2001 |
nobody likes a quitter |
spigot |
2939 |
11/17/2006 |
nobody move |
spigot,deuce,pants |
2664 |
2/13/2006 |
nobody move this is a cave-in |
effigy,deuce |
6764 |
9/19/2017 |
nobody's business |
deuce |
3342 |
12/27/2007 |
nom nom nom |
rands,deuce |
3684 |
12/3/2008 |
non stop |
deuce |
6776 |
10/1/2017 |
none of this matters |
deuce,spigot |
4383 |
11/17/2010 |
nonesuch and whatnot |
pants |
2027 |
4/21/2004 |
noodles |
spigot,deuce |
2022 |
4/16/2004 |
normal sex |
spigot |
2285 |
1/30/2005 |
nose and glasses |
pants,deuce |
6556 |
2/10/2017 |
nose and glasses |
deuce,spigot |
412 |
11/16/1999 |
not a day goes by |
spigot |
4488 |
3/16/2011 |
not a good sign |
deuce,pants |
4947 |
7/20/2012 |
not a pony |
pants |
2111 |
7/14/2004 |
not a real version number |
pants,deuce |
5579 |
5/8/2014 |
not a single animal cracker |
pants,deuce |
5580 |
5/9/2014 |
not accusing you |
spigot |
4877 |
5/6/2012 |
not affiliated with the authors |
spigot,deuce |
6419 |
9/11/2016 |
not afraid |
spigot,pants |
723 |
9/15/2000 |
not again |
pants,deuce |
916 |
3/29/2001 |
not another bite |
spigot |
6137 |
11/20/2015 |
not another word |
spigot |
2663 |
2/12/2006 |
not cowboys but still quite gay |
deuce,pants |
4152 |
3/26/2010 |
not dead |
pants |
1289 |
4/12/2002 |
not enough curry |
pants,atandt |
6637 |
5/5/2017 |
not even dead yet |
deuce,pants |
4512 |
4/9/2011 |
not even humans |
pants,deuce |
6070 |
9/12/2015 |
not even thinking gay things |
pants,deuce |
3934 |
8/10/2009 |
not fire |
pants,deuce |
3954 |
9/1/2009 |
not for sale |
pants |
341 |
9/8/1999 |
not gay |
spigot,deuce |
2726 |
4/17/2006 |
not girls, not fast cars |
pants,ozone |
2420 |
6/14/2005 |
not guilty |
spigot,deuce |
3328 |
12/13/2007 |
not hard enough |
deuce,net |
3504 |
6/6/2008 |
not having any idea |
deuce,spigot |
4897 |
5/27/2012 |
not heaven at all |
pants,deuce |
462 |
1/1/2000 |
not helping |
hanford,pants |
3310 |
11/25/2007 |
not helping at all |
deuce,rands |
3255 |
10/1/2007 |
not his living room |
spigot |
3694 |
12/13/2008 |
not hung up |
deuce,spigot |
1626 |
3/14/2003 |
not i, said the deuce |
net,deuce |
5490 |
2/8/2014 |
not in a gay way |
pants,deuce |
4062 |
12/23/2009 |
not ironic at all actually |
rands,pants,deuce |
4105 |
2/6/2010 |
not judging you |
pants,deuce |
2226 |
12/2/2004 |
not just cold water |
pants,spigot |
5279 |
6/29/2013 |
not lying |
pants,spigot |
2332 |
3/18/2005 |
not me |
rands,spigot |
3093 |
4/22/2007 |
not me |
spigot,deuce |
5747 |
10/24/2014 |
not mine |
pants,deuce |
4134 |
3/8/2010 |
not my fault |
deuce |
2932 |
11/10/2006 |
not my problem |
pants,rands |
5634 |
7/3/2014 |
not on my watch |
effigy,spigot |
3682 |
12/1/2008 |
not poop |
deuce |
2549 |
10/22/2005 |
not real after all |
pants |
520 |
2/28/2000 |
not real bananas |
deuce,spigot |
4566 |
6/4/2011 |
not really a solution |
spigot |
3406 |
2/29/2008 |
not stopping him |
pants,deuce |
4684 |
10/15/2011 |
not sure |
spigot,bung |
3282 |
10/28/2007 |
not sure if it's time |
spigot,deuce |
5916 |
4/11/2015 |
not sure if you're up |
spigot |
3456 |
4/19/2008 |
not sure what they're talking about |
deuce,rands |
1304 |
4/27/2002 |
not that scott adams |
deuce,pants |
6405 |
8/28/2016 |
not the dicks you wished you licked |
spigot |
1770 |
8/5/2003 |
not the face |
pants,deuce |
2742 |
5/3/2006 |
not the face |
pants,spigot |
2056 |
5/20/2004 |
not the fucking muppet show |
spigot |
5896 |
3/22/2015 |
not the mean one |
pants,spigot |
5544 |
4/3/2014 |
not the other way around |
pants,deuce |
5997 |
7/1/2015 |
not the same thing |
deuce |
3530 |
7/2/2008 |
not too particular |
pants |
3531 |
7/3/2008 |
not too well no |
spigot,pants |
3426 |
3/20/2008 |
not understanding |
spigot |
5166 |
3/8/2013 |
not very bright |
pants,deuce,hanford |
4730 |
12/1/2011 |
not wearing a shirt |
pants,deuce |
3830 |
4/28/2009 |
not what he's waiting for |
pants,spigot |
3123 |
5/22/2007 |
not working |
spigot,deuce |
796 |
11/27/2000 |
note from the depths |
rands,deuce |
5686 |
8/24/2014 |
note the horizon where sand meets sky |
spigot,pants |
5488 |
2/6/2014 |
note to myself |
spigot |
3194 |
8/1/2007 |
note to self |
spigot |
2413 |
6/7/2005 |
nothing but clear skies |
pants |
458 |
12/30/1999 |
nothing but the face |
pants |
5223 |
5/4/2013 |
nothing dinky about them |
pants,deuce |
6117 |
10/29/2015 |
nothing like what you asked for |
deuce,pants |
4111 |
2/12/2010 |
nothing wrong |
deuce,pants |
5550 |
4/9/2014 |
nothing wrong with sulu |
pants,spigot |
6541 |
1/26/2017 |
now he's asking her if she can please smile |
spigot |
4281 |
8/7/2010 |
now i must turn my back on you |
pants,deuce |
3425 |
3/19/2008 |
now it's just plain old wednesday |
pants |
6991 |
0/0/0 |
now listen to me |
spigot,pants |
3502 |
6/4/2008 |
now more than ever |
spigot |
4139 |
3/13/2010 |
now or later |
deuce |
6241 |
3/15/2016 |
now that's an oscillator |
spigot |
4115 |
2/16/2010 |
now that's just |
pants |
4683 |
10/14/2011 |
now that's just mean spirited |
spigot,deuce |
6577 |
3/4/2017 |
now we just take a moment |
spigot,pants |
1116 |
10/21/2001 |
now what |
pants |
3688 |
12/7/2008 |
now you tell him |
deuce,pants |
4242 |
6/29/2010 |
now you're thinking with portals |
spigot |
4904 |
6/3/2012 |
now you've gone and done it |
spigot |
6364 |
7/17/2016 |
nowhere near being all out of either one |
deuce,spigot |
4731 |
12/2/2011 |
ntsb |
deuce |
2572 |
11/14/2005 |
nuff said |
pants |
6992 |
0/0/0 |
nugggh |
deuce,pants |
6194 |
1/20/2016 |
null set |
deuce |
2575 |
11/17/2005 |
numb |
pants,deuce |
1966 |
2/19/2004 |
number nine |
atandt,pants |
1404 |
8/4/2002 |
nun sense |
deuce,spigot |
5391 |
10/25/2013 |
nunsense |
spigot,deuce |
3239 |
9/15/2007 |
nurk |
pants |
5143 |
2/12/2013 |
nurse spigot |
spigot |
4745 |
12/19/2011 |
nut crunch |
spigot |
4589 |
7/5/2011 |
nutcracker |
spigot,pants |
359 |
9/26/1999 |
nuts |
net |
4171 |
4/17/2010 |
nuts to that |
pants |
6000 |
7/4/2015 |
o happy day |
pants,deuce |
544 |
3/23/2000 |
o untimely death |
pants |
2907 |
10/14/2006 |
o untimely death! |
spigot |
5502 |
2/20/2014 |
o(e^n) |
pants,deuce |
6787 |
10/14/2017 |
o(n) |
deuce,pants |
4357 |
10/22/2010 |
obo |
pants,deuce |
1381 |
7/12/2002 |
obscene gerund: expletive deleted (a love story) |
pants,spigot |
3462 |
4/25/2008 |
odd how things work out |
pants,deuce |
5963 |
5/28/2015 |
odds are good |
pants,deuce |
2712 |
4/2/2006 |
ode to bonghits (all nine of them) |
pants,ozone,atandt,hanford |
4039 |
11/30/2009 |
ode unto twitter |
pants |
1405 |
8/5/2002 |
of all of the |
ozone,spigot |
6749 |
8/31/2017 |
of all the shit in that paragraph |
deuce,spigot |
3589 |
8/30/2008 |
of an |
spigot,deuce |
4116 |
2/17/2010 |
of is it still masturbating |
spigot,dick |
6337 |
6/20/2016 |
off on a rant |
spigot |
2130 |
8/2/2004 |
off the air |
deuce,pants |
5374 |
10/8/2013 |
off to a good start |
deuce,pants |
6462 |
10/27/2016 |
off to brunch |
spigot,pants |
6960 |
4/4/2018 |
officially coming out |
deuce,pants |
6924 |
2/27/2018 |
officially tired |
spigot,pants |
3257 |
10/3/2007 |
oh boy |
spigot |
4428 |
1/4/2011 |
oh boy |
spigot |
5382 |
10/16/2013 |
oh christ fuck |
deuce |
4830 |
3/16/2012 |
oh cruel fate |
pants |
1814 |
9/21/2003 |
oh fuck it |
pants |
1320 |
5/13/2002 |
oh glorious hole |
net,pants |
4894 |
5/23/2012 |
oh god |
pants,deuce |
6091 |
10/3/2015 |
oh god all over again |
spigot |
2160 |
9/28/2004 |
oh god now what |
pants |
5387 |
10/21/2013 |
oh god oh god |
deuce |
4417 |
12/24/2010 |
oh god we're rolling |
spigot |
4995 |
9/6/2012 |
oh god you're a monster |
pants,deuce |
4367 |
11/1/2010 |
oh hell yes |
pants |
5332 |
8/21/2013 |
oh it's on |
spigot |
2118 |
7/21/2004 |
oh man july just fucking goes on and on like some unstoppable month |
deuce,pants |
5941 |
5/6/2015 |
oh my yes |
deuce |
3215 |
8/22/2007 |
oh no not again |
pants |
6811 |
11/7/2017 |
oh probably |
deuce,pants |
3898 |
7/5/2009 |
oh shit |
deuce |
3899 |
7/6/2009 |
oh shit |
deuce,net |
3900 |
7/7/2009 |
oh shit |
deuce,net |
3901 |
7/8/2009 |
oh shit |
atandt,deuce |
3902 |
7/9/2009 |
oh shit |
spigot |
3903 |
7/10/2009 |
oh shit |
pants,deuce |
4382 |
11/16/2010 |
oh that divine miss bette midler |
spigot |
149 |
3/10/1999 |
oh the humanity |
pants |
1843 |
10/20/2003 |
oh waiter |
deuce |
2001 |
3/26/2004 |
oh well |
spigot,pants |
2146 |
9/14/2004 |
oh what a feeling indeed |
pants |
1284 |
4/7/2002 |
oh won't you shut up |
ozone,pants |
4791 |
2/3/2012 |
oh yeah that's right |
spigot,deuce |
2935 |
11/13/2006 |
oh yeah well |
pants,deuce |
1705 |
6/1/2003 |
oh you do not |
pants,rands |
2785 |
6/15/2006 |
ohno. wait wait come back |
effigy |
5568 |
4/27/2014 |
okay |
deuce,ozone |
965 |
5/18/2001 |
okay madonna |
spigot |
4766 |
1/9/2012 |
okay now |
spigot |
6017 |
7/21/2015 |
okay now |
spigot |
6864 |
12/29/2017 |
okay okay already |
deuce,pants |
3602 |
9/12/2008 |
okay people: head |
deuce,spigot |
3429 |
3/23/2008 |
okay quiet no talking |
spigot,deuce |
3640 |
10/20/2008 |
okay shut up shut up shut up shut up |
pants |
5573 |
5/2/2014 |
okay thanks i thought so |
deuce,pants |
413 |
11/17/1999 |
okay then |
deuce,pants,spigot |
1059 |
8/25/2001 |
okay to be gay |
spigot,deuce |
3788 |
3/17/2009 |
okay tonight |
pants,deuce |
2208 |
11/14/2004 |
okay too |
spigot,deuce |
6943 |
3/18/2018 |
okay, home |
spigot |
917 |
3/30/2001 |
old |
deuce,pants |
5410 |
11/16/2013 |
old man cap |
pants,spigot |
1687 |
5/14/2003 |
old mc donald |
spigot |
6485 |
11/21/2016 |
olive garden |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5005 |
9/22/2012 |
on a saturday |
pants,spigot |
4574 |
6/19/2011 |
on a scale from |
spigot |
1497 |
11/4/2002 |
on an outpost at the edge of space |
spigot |
2476 |
8/9/2005 |
on being owned |
pants |
2540 |
10/13/2005 |
on call |
spigot |
5971 |
6/5/2015 |
on dicklicking |
pants,deuce |
5168 |
3/10/2013 |
on fatness |
deuce,net |
979 |
6/1/2001 |
on golden pond |
spigot,pants,rands |
3556 |
7/28/2008 |
on hold |
pants |
765 |
10/27/2000 |
on holiday |
spigot,pants,rands |
2531 |
10/4/2005 |
on line |
spigot |
3620 |
9/30/2008 |
on making babies |
pants,deuce |
3379 |
2/2/2008 |
on my chin |
bung,deuce |
4626 |
8/11/2011 |
on the count of three |
spigot,pants |
995 |
6/18/2001 |
on the edge of forever |
spigot |
4611 |
7/27/2011 |
on the history |
spigot |
1145 |
11/19/2001 |
on the horn |
pants |
3463 |
4/26/2008 |
on the horn with technical support |
spigot |
4945 |
7/18/2012 |
on the moon |
pants,spigot |
6044 |
8/17/2015 |
on the road |
spigot |
4873 |
5/1/2012 |
on the train tracks |
spigot |
6610 |
4/8/2017 |
on the whole |
spigot |
2704 |
3/25/2006 |
on touching dicks in these post-9/11 times |
bung,deuce |
4450 |
1/26/2011 |
once again |
deuce,pants |
5781 |
11/27/2014 |
once an hour |
spigot,pants |
4902 |
6/1/2012 |
once or twice |
rands,spigot |
2374 |
4/29/2005 |
one at a time |
net,deuce,pants |
3309 |
11/24/2007 |
one ball |
deuce |
5469 |
1/18/2014 |
one door leads to freedom |
spigot |
918 |
3/31/2001 |
one eight hundred urine |
spigot,pants |
5486 |
2/4/2014 |
one for each card in the deck |
spigot,deuce |
1254 |
3/8/2002 |
one for the crow |
pants |
3534 |
7/6/2008 |
one for the money |
spigot |
3312 |
11/27/2007 |
one hand slapping |
spigot |
2156 |
9/24/2004 |
one hot faggot |
spigot,deuce |
6931 |
3/6/2018 |
one hour martinizing |
deuce,pants |
1888 |
12/4/2003 |
one if by land and two if by sea |
atandt,pants |
143 |
3/6/1999 |
one in every four women |
deuce,rands |
1065 |
8/31/2001 |
one in the same |
deuce,effigy |
4257 |
7/14/2010 |
one is a lonely number |
spigot |
1977 |
3/1/2004 |
one is the crusiest number |
atandt,deuce |
5241 |
5/22/2013 |
one is too small |
spigot,pants |
4591 |
7/7/2011 |
one last time |
spigot,pants |
6634 |
5/2/2017 |
one man's incredible journey |
spigot |
5791 |
12/7/2014 |
one more |
spigot |
5690 |
8/28/2014 |
one more day |
deuce |
1226 |
2/8/2002 |
one more time |
pants |
5217 |
4/28/2013 |
one more willing party |
pants |
3543 |
7/15/2008 |
one must thrust it somewhere |
spigot,dick |
1419 |
8/18/2002 |
one or the other you idiot faggots (mervyns) |
pants |
6890 |
1/24/2018 |
one or two accidental dicks |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4905 |
6/4/2012 |
one out of three |
spigot,pants |
6047 |
8/20/2015 |
one ping only |
pants |
2117 |
7/20/2004 |
one ping only please |
deuce,pants |
6561 |
2/15/2017 |
one snicker please |
spigot,pants |
1271 |
3/25/2002 |
one thing |
deuce,spigot |
4953 |
7/26/2012 |
one thing at a time |
deuce |
1056 |
8/22/2001 |
one thousand a week |
deuce,pants |
1000 |
6/23/2001 |
one thousand strips later |
pants |
5664 |
8/2/2014 |
one too many |
deuce,spigot |
1500 |
11/7/2002 |
one twix bar |
spigot |
5275 |
6/25/2013 |
one would exclude the other |
deuce,spigot |
6103 |
10/15/2015 |
one- point safe |
deuce |
6889 |
1/23/2018 |
one-buns |
spigot |
6753 |
9/4/2017 |
one-man show |
deuce |
290 |
7/21/1999 |
ongoing converage |
pants,spigot,deuce,rands |
388 |
10/23/1999 |
online help |
pants |
3573 |
8/14/2008 |
online, internet e-transaction |
dick,deuce |
6533 |
1/12/2017 |
only a dollop will do |
deuce,pants |
5763 |
11/9/2014 |
only after |
pants |
4513 |
4/10/2011 |
only going to ask you one more time |
pants,deuce |
3672 |
11/21/2008 |
only one |
pants |
4381 |
11/15/2010 |
only one |
deuce |
93 |
12/23/1998 |
only the lonely |
harriet |
2530 |
10/3/2005 |
only two words |
spigot,pants |
5040 |
10/29/2012 |
only when the chain is gone |
spigot |
1669 |
4/26/2003 |
oodles of noodly cock |
deuce |
3486 |
5/19/2008 |
oop |
spigot,deuce |
5722 |
9/29/2014 |
oop |
spigot,deuce |
605 |
5/23/2000 |
oops i did it again |
rands,deuce |
6657 |
5/25/2017 |
oops tapped one |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5227 |
5/8/2013 |
open for three days |
spigot |
4285 |
8/11/2010 |
open forever |
spigot |
3459 |
4/22/2008 |
open the door |
spigot,deuce |
5844 |
1/29/2015 |
opening the skylight |
spigot |
1572 |
1/18/2003 |
opening up |
spigot |
5154 |
2/23/2013 |
operation: drown kevin smith |
spigot |
5155 |
2/24/2013 |
operation: drown reddit |
pants,spigot |
1706 |
6/2/2003 |
operator precedence |
rands,deuce,spigot |
3760 |
2/17/2009 |
opt-out |
spigot |
3104 |
5/3/2007 |
optimizing shaders |
spigot,pants |
2574 |
11/16/2005 |
or are you just resting |
hanford |
1653 |
4/10/2003 |
or can it |
pants,deuce |
5257 |
6/7/2013 |
or die trying |
pants,deuce |
4669 |
9/27/2011 |
or grass grower for a farmer |
pants,deuce |
4175 |
4/21/2010 |
or have i been excluded |
spigot,pants |
6852 |
12/17/2017 |
or however many dicks there are |
spigot |
4363 |
10/28/2010 |
or not |
pants,deuce |
4120 |
2/21/2010 |
or something |
spigot,deuce |
2099 |
7/2/2004 |
or what |
spigot,deuce |
3807 |
4/5/2009 |
orc dicks |
pants |
5809 |
12/25/2014 |
order came straight from the top |
spigot |
6074 |
9/16/2015 |
order of operations |
deuce,pants,spigot |
6524 |
1/3/2017 |
order of operations |
pants |
104 |
1/14/1999 |
ordinary deck of cards |
spigot |
3283 |
10/29/2007 |
oregon trail |
spigot |
3076 |
4/5/2007 |
original research |
pants |
2395 |
5/20/2005 |
originally published 6-jan-1998 14:12:27 |
pants,spigot,deuce |
1530 |
12/7/2002 |
orpheus, son of morpheus |
pants |
3482 |
5/15/2008 |
other wise |
pants,deuce |
2368 |
4/23/2005 |
others like me |
spigot |
1797 |
9/4/2003 |
otherwise still working out some bugs |
atandt |
2683 |
3/4/2006 |
oughta be a law |
ozone,bung,net,rands |
1821 |
9/28/2003 |
our demands |
pants |
1822 |
9/29/2003 |
our fatness |
pants |
653 |
7/8/2000 |
our feminine dykey selves |
spigot,deuce |
2433 |
6/27/2005 |
our most valuable resource |
spigot |
6851 |
12/16/2017 |
our past experiences |
deuce,spigot |
4720 |
11/21/2011 |
our true nature |
spigot,deuce |
1824 |
10/1/2003 |
our very gay tour |
pants |
6196 |
1/22/2016 |
out for ice cream |
spigot,deuce |
1627 |
3/15/2003 |
out of control |
deuce,spigot |
5072 |
11/30/2012 |
out of every hole |
deuce |
5734 |
10/11/2014 |
out of memory |
spigot |
4375 |
11/9/2010 |
out of style, lied |
pants |
4206 |
5/24/2010 |
out of the way |
spigot |
6261 |
4/4/2016 |
out on the sidewalk |
deuce,spigot |
6190 |
1/12/2016 |
out the airlock i go |
deuce,pants |
3200 |
8/7/2007 |
out the window |
pants,deuce |
4179 |
4/25/2010 |
out tonight |
deuce,spigot |
1772 |
8/7/2003 |
outfagged |
spigot,deuce |
5029 |
10/18/2012 |
outsider art |
deuce |
3229 |
9/5/2007 |
over easy |
pants,deuce |
2264 |
1/9/2005 |
over heating |
pants,spigot |
6228 |
3/2/2016 |
over/under |
spigot |
2953 |
12/2/2006 |
overheating |
deuce,rands,pants |
6491 |
11/27/2016 |
overlapping circles |
deuce |
4797 |
2/10/2012 |
ow ow ow |
spigot |
6615 |
4/13/2017 |
ow ow ow hot hot hot |
deuce,pants |
4715 |
11/16/2011 |
oysters for breakfast |
pants |
2940 |
11/19/2006 |
ozone hole |
ozone |
2201 |
11/7/2004 |
ozone in deep deep space |
ozone |
6125 |
11/6/2015 |
ozone vs the pig |
spigot,pants |
5934 |
4/29/2015 |
ozone vs the pigs |
ozone |
2856 |
8/23/2006 |
pacific air 121 |
deuce,pants |
5272 |
6/22/2013 |
packed up against each other |
pants,deuce |
3583 |
8/24/2008 |
packed with shit |
deuce |
131 |
2/22/1999 |
packets |
spigot,CENSORED,deuce |
3693 |
12/12/2008 |
page 1 of 1 |
pants |
2869 |
9/5/2006 |
page one column one paragraph one sentence one |
pants,spigot,rands |
2997 |
1/16/2007 |
pageup |
pants,deuce |
6400 |
8/23/2016 |
paint-soaked |
pants |
6985 |
0/0/0 |
palm fronds |
deuce,spigot |
1369 |
6/30/2002 |
pam grier |
deuce,rands |
6401 |
8/24/2016 |
pancake batter |
spigot,pants |
3144 |
6/12/2007 |
pancakes |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3281 |
10/27/2007 |
pancakes for brunch |
pants,spigot |
2825 |
7/24/2006 |
pancakes or ham |
spigot |
1019 |
7/13/2001 |
panel count |
rands,pants |
5011 |
9/28/2012 |
panic! at the gay disco |
pants,deuce |
3632 |
10/12/2008 |
pantload |
deuce,spigot |
289 |
7/20/1999 |
pants and deuce like dick |
pants,deuce |
6168 |
12/21/2015 |
pants and deuce vs. the bat |
pants,deuce |
712 |
9/4/2000 |
pants and rands sing |
pants,rands |
5679 |
8/17/2014 |
pants from jerkcity annual |
pants |
1193 |
1/6/2002 |
pants gets a reboot |
pants |
583 |
5/1/2000 |
pants has a secret (zen boners 3 of 4) |
pants |
947 |
4/30/2001 |
pants in france |
pants |
5892 |
3/18/2015 |
pants in repose |
pants |
3888 |
6/25/2009 |
pants in space |
deuce,pants |
2520 |
9/22/2005 |
pants is in the wrong restroom but gets huffy about it anyway |
pants |
3227 |
9/3/2007 |
pants licks dick |
pants,deuce |
4186 |
5/2/2010 |
pants on holiday |
pants |
883 |
2/24/2001 |
pants on opening day |
pants |
2358 |
4/13/2005 |
pants on the motherfucking moon |
pants |
1312 |
5/5/2002 |
pants on trial |
pants,deuce |
622 |
6/8/2000 |
pants plays monopoly |
pants |
2987 |
1/6/2007 |
pants reads fan mail |
pants |
4585 |
7/1/2011 |
pants slowly raises his hand |
deuce,pants |
595 |
5/13/2000 |
pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick |
pants |
3335 |
12/20/2007 |
pants vs. jesus christ |
pants,deuce |
594 |
5/12/2000 |
pants vs. the boner monster |
pants |
1340 |
6/2/2002 |
pants' pepperoni hot pockets |
spigot,deuce |
6092 |
10/4/2015 |
pants, friend of animals |
pants,deuce |
3527 |
6/29/2008 |
panty liners |
pants |
4762 |
1/5/2012 |
pap smears |
pants,deuce |
5612 |
6/11/2014 |
parade magazine |
spigot |
2788 |
6/18/2006 |
parade re-routed |
spigot |
1197 |
1/10/2002 |
pardon me |
spigot |
795 |
11/26/2000 |
pardon our dust |
rands |
2401 |
5/26/2005 |
paris hilton |
pants |
6163 |
12/16/2015 |
park it and lock it not responsible |
spigot |
6466 |
10/31/2016 |
parking lot cosplay |
deuce,pants |
1550 |
12/27/2002 |
parking's not so bad in the winter |
pants,spigot |
1118 |
10/23/2001 |
part of a balanced breakfast |
spigot |
3875 |
6/12/2009 |
particle-like |
dick |
1954 |
2/7/2004 |
party car |
pants |
5407 |
11/10/2013 |
pass |
spigot,deuce |
571 |
4/19/2000 |
pass it on |
spigot,deuce |
3185 |
7/23/2007 |
pass it on |
pants |
4323 |
9/18/2010 |
pass it on |
pants |
6251 |
3/25/2016 |
pass it on |
pants |
6640 |
5/8/2017 |
passive-aggressive shithead engineer |
spigot |
6285 |
4/29/2016 |
password strength |
spigot,pants |
2366 |
4/21/2005 |
past my bedtime |
spigot |
547 |
3/26/2000 |
pastries |
spigot,pants |
6670 |
6/7/2017 |
patent pending |
deuce,pants |
1557 |
1/3/2003 |
pathetic little prick |
pants,net,ozone,deuce |
6105 |
10/17/2015 |
patience |
spigot,deuce |
4796 |
2/9/2012 |
patiently waiting |
spigot,pants |
3074 |
4/3/2007 |
patiently waiting for a sign |
pants,spigot |
1443 |
9/11/2002 |
patriot day |
pants,deuce |
292 |
7/23/1999 |
paul is dead |
spigot |
6374 |
7/28/2016 |
pay attention |
deuce,pants |
1920 |
1/5/2004 |
pay attention to me |
deuce |
6428 |
9/23/2016 |
peace was never an option |
pants |
2192 |
10/29/2004 |
peanut butter cookie dough ice cream people |
spigot,deuce |
6723 |
8/5/2017 |
peasants cheer |
spigot,pants |
681 |
8/4/2000 |
pecker me up |
deuce,pants |
199 |
4/24/1999 |
pecking order |
deuce,pants |
572 |
4/20/2000 |
pee fight |
deuce,spigot |
2568 |
11/10/2005 |
pee in my kimchee |
spigot |
3173 |
7/11/2007 |
peeing into girls' butts |
spigot,pants,deuce |
1038 |
8/4/2001 |
peep hole |
spigot,deuce |
186 |
4/11/1999 |
penal colony |
deuce,net |
2676 |
2/25/2006 |
penis bird |
deuce,atandt |
3003 |
1/22/2007 |
penis griefing |
pants,deuce |
4664 |
9/22/2011 |
penis pumps |
deuce,pants |
3009 |
1/28/2007 |
penisgriefing |
pants,deuce |
869 |
2/10/2001 |
penny-flavored |
pants,rands,deuce |
5245 |
5/26/2013 |
people can't fly |
pants,deuce |
790 |
11/21/2000 |
people do |
deuce,pants,net |
3690 |
12/9/2008 |
people that i meet |
pants,spigot |
1803 |
9/10/2003 |
pep talk |
pants |
938 |
4/20/2001 |
pepsi challenge |
deuce,spigot |
5479 |
1/28/2014 |
pepsi zoso |
spigot,pants |
1062 |
8/28/2001 |
perfect fifth |
deuce |
4498 |
3/26/2011 |
perfect hoodie weather |
pants,deuce |
2881 |
9/17/2006 |
perfect noise-free environment |
deuce,pants |
6510 |
12/17/2016 |
perfect silence forever |
deuce,pants |
1146 |
11/20/2001 |
perfectly good |
atandt,net |
2698 |
3/19/2006 |
performance art |
deuce |
3251 |
9/27/2007 |
perhaps too much |
pants,deuce |
377 |
10/13/1999 |
perl |
spigot |
3238 |
9/14/2007 |
permission to fuck your face |
spigot,deuce |
5421 |
11/29/2013 |
permission to treat the witness as obese |
spigot |
4764 |
1/7/2012 |
pet the kitty |
deuce,pants |
895 |
3/8/2001 |
phantom stallbooth AKA toilet land |
spigot,deuce |
381 |
10/17/1999 |
phobes |
deuce |
418 |
11/21/1999 |
phone sex |
spigot |
6618 |
4/16/2017 |
phonenomena / do doo be-do-do |
deuce,pants |
4866 |
4/21/2012 |
phoning it in |
pants,deuce |
2495 |
8/28/2005 |
pick a card |
spigot |
4280 |
8/6/2010 |
picking up the telephone |
deuce,spigot |
2511 |
9/13/2005 |
pickles |
deuce,rands |
1296 |
4/19/2002 |
picture of a barn |
pants |
2678 |
2/27/2006 |
picture of a barn (b-side) |
pants |
5924 |
4/19/2015 |
picture of a cookie drawer |
spigot |
1836 |
10/13/2003 |
picture of a doll head |
pants |
4860 |
4/15/2012 |
picture of a free mattress |
pants |
6480 |
11/14/2016 |
picture of a ghost toilet |
ozone |
6259 |
4/2/2016 |
picture of a glorious spam can |
ozone |
2718 |
4/9/2006 |
picture of a hallway (where you go when you die) |
pants |
6701 |
7/13/2017 |
picture of a haunted concrete head |
pants |
2202 |
11/8/2004 |
picture of a hungry bear |
|
3749 |
2/6/2009 |
picture of a mug |
pants |
6252 |
3/26/2016 |
picture of a pair of urinals |
ozone |
4157 |
4/1/2010 |
picture of a put urine here |
pants |
3030 |
2/18/2007 |
picture of a ski mask |
|
4521 |
4/18/2011 |
picture of a sock in the parking lot |
sock |
5014 |
10/1/2012 |
picture of a true love |
pants |
2369 |
4/24/2005 |
picture of a wall hanging |
|
3186 |
7/24/2007 |
picture of a watering can |
|
1996 |
3/20/2004 |
picture of a white house |
pants |
456 |
12/29/1999 |
pie is good |
net,deuce |
4029 |
11/17/2009 |
piece of shit |
ozone |
3289 |
11/4/2007 |
pies |
pants,spigot |
6967 |
4/11/2018 |
pies cooling on the windowsill |
spigot,pants |
5752 |
10/29/2014 |
pills => addiction => sucking dicks for pills |
pants,deuce |
4264 |
7/21/2010 |
pink, lemony |
spigot |
215 |
5/8/1999 |
piss (aka piss curtains) |
spigot,deuce,pants |
6336 |
6/19/2016 |
piss and sadness |
deuce |
6880 |
1/14/2018 |
piss drinkers local union 437 |
pants |
4850 |
4/5/2012 |
piss fetish |
deuce |
919 |
4/1/2001 |
piss fight |
atandt,pants |
1882 |
11/28/2003 |
piss freaks like me |
pants,deuce |
2086 |
6/19/2004 |
piss my face up |
spigot,pants |
6559 |
2/13/2017 |
piss twins |
deuce,pants |
2925 |
11/2/2006 |
piss vids |
deuce |
184 |
4/9/1999 |
pisscam |
spigot |
2003 |
3/28/2004 |
pissing on bitches |
pants |
2796 |
6/26/2006 |
pissing, squirting |
spigot,atandt |
5102 |
1/2/2013 |
pissjackers |
pants,deuce |
4624 |
8/9/2011 |
pisspigs |
pants,deuce |
4906 |
6/5/2012 |
pitchforks and torches |
deuce,pants |
144 |
3/7/1999 |
pizza |
pants,spigot |
4218 |
6/5/2010 |
pizza and dead babies |
pants,deuce |
6387 |
8/10/2016 |
placemats and bathmats |
spigot |
5357 |
9/15/2013 |
plaintext |
pants,deuce |
1693 |
5/20/2003 |
planting seeds |
pants,deuce |
1494 |
11/1/2002 |
plants, leaves |
pants,spigot |
4191 |
5/7/2010 |
play dentist with me |
deuce |
2132 |
8/4/2004 |
play oasis tracks |
spigot,pants |
2774 |
6/4/2006 |
play with my balls |
spigot |
966 |
5/19/2001 |
playing boggle |
spigot,deuce |
313 |
8/12/1999 |
playing grab-ass |
rands,spigot,plant |
4530 |
4/27/2011 |
playing restaurant |
deuce,pants |
1357 |
6/19/2002 |
playing solitare |
spigot |
3338 |
12/23/2007 |
please and thank you |
spigot |
3932 |
8/8/2009 |
please be seated |
pants,deuce |
3129 |
5/28/2007 |
please call my bbs |
spigot |
4396 |
12/1/2010 |
please call the enclave |
spigot |
1183 |
12/27/2001 |
please describe yourself |
net,deuce |
5899 |
3/25/2015 |
please do my homework for me |
pants,atandt |
6271 |
4/16/2016 |
please do the needful |
pants |
4687 |
10/18/2011 |
please don't abuse the help |
spigot,pants |
6037 |
8/10/2015 |
please don't tell me |
bung,atandt |
6672 |
6/9/2017 |
please fill the silo with corn |
pants |
278 |
7/9/1999 |
please find me a date |
deuce |
5379 |
10/13/2013 |
please follow me down the hallway |
spigot |
5713 |
9/20/2014 |
please get back to me about this |
pants,deuce |
3428 |
3/22/2008 |
please get hard |
pants,deuce |
2667 |
2/16/2006 |
please help i dream this every night and i don't know what it means |
pants |
2365 |
4/20/2005 |
please help me |
spigot |
4825 |
3/11/2012 |
please keep the door closed |
pants |
3501 |
6/3/2008 |
please leave a message |
deuce,spigot |
856 |
1/28/2001 |
please let me come in the bathroom with you |
spigot,deuce,pants |
6062 |
9/4/2015 |
please let me rest (more and faster) |
pants,deuce |
5620 |
6/19/2014 |
please pass all traffic through net control |
spigot |
3305 |
11/20/2007 |
please pass nine pizzas |
spigot,deuce |
2738 |
4/29/2006 |
please pass the dick |
pants,deuce,spigot |
4770 |
1/13/2012 |
please remember this |
deuce |
4802 |
2/17/2012 |
please return my coat |
spigot |
2710 |
3/31/2006 |
please sign my online petition |
spigot,pants |
5089 |
12/20/2012 |
please step back |
pants,deuce |
5274 |
6/24/2013 |
please stick to the protocol |
spigot |
2230 |
12/6/2004 |
please stop calling me |
spigot |
5068 |
11/26/2012 |
please stop saying that |
spigot |
3477 |
5/10/2008 |
please tell me |
deuce,spigot |
870 |
2/11/2001 |
please turn the lights on |
pants |
5728 |
10/5/2014 |
please wait |
pants |
3758 |
2/15/2009 |
pledge break |
spigot |
1460 |
9/28/2002 |
plight of my people |
pants,deuce |
6790 |
10/17/2017 |
plopping it into the water |
pants |
6295 |
5/9/2016 |
plugbusters |
spigot,pants |
5482 |
1/31/2014 |
plumpers like it big |
deuce,spigot |
1806 |
9/13/2003 |
plural proofs |
pants |
3824 |
4/22/2009 |
plus canada |
deuce,spigot,dick |
2087 |
6/20/2004 |
plus you know dicks |
rands,spigot |
4580 |
6/26/2011 |
plz love him |
atandt,deuce |
6518 |
12/28/2016 |
pocket dicks |
deuce,pants |
3158 |
6/26/2007 |
poem for deuce |
deuce,spigot |
1857 |
11/3/2003 |
poet laureate |
spigot,pants,deuce |
623 |
6/9/2000 |
poetry and pottery |
spigot |
5922 |
4/17/2015 |
poignant irony |
spigot,pants |
1480 |
10/18/2002 |
pointers with codewarrior |
deuce,spigot |
3232 |
9/8/2007 |
pointing to his wang |
pants,deuce |
5738 |
10/15/2014 |
points at sky |
pants |
2211 |
11/17/2004 |
points to his mouth |
deuce |
502 |
2/10/2000 |
poke |
rands,pants |
3516 |
6/18/2008 |
pokey weiners |
spigot,deuce |
2615 |
12/26/2005 |
poking and yes choking |
pants,spigot |
6575 |
3/2/2017 |
police fire or medical |
deuce,pants |
832 |
1/4/2001 |
political activist |
dick |
747 |
10/9/2000 |
poll |
deuce,pants |
5768 |
11/14/2014 |
pong |
spigot |
1929 |
1/14/2004 |
ponk |
spigot |
2215 |
11/21/2004 |
ponk |
spigot |
2216 |
11/22/2004 |
ponk |
spigot |
2217 |
11/23/2004 |
ponk |
spigot |
4633 |
8/18/2011 |
poo on the walls |
pants |
202 |
4/26/1999 |
poo pet |
deuce,pants |
725 |
9/17/2000 |
poo vote |
rands,pants,deuce |
2917 |
10/24/2006 |
poof! |
deuce,rands |
2864 |
8/31/2006 |
pool day |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3969 |
9/16/2009 |
pool day |
spigot,deuce |
2616 |
12/27/2005 |
pooooooooooooooooooo said the ghost who had to poo |
spigot |
4727 |
11/28/2011 |
pop a load on my face |
spigot |
5777 |
11/23/2014 |
pop culture references |
pants,spigot |
1445 |
9/13/2002 |
pop-up ads |
deuce,pants,bung |
3802 |
3/31/2009 |
popsicle |
spigot,deuce |
6918 |
2/21/2018 |
porgs |
spigot |
4707 |
11/8/2011 |
porn 911 |
spigot |
6101 |
10/13/2015 |
porn convergence |
spigot,deuce |
5554 |
4/13/2014 |
porn court |
spigot,rands,deuce |
4022 |
11/10/2009 |
porn stack |
pants,spigot |
340 |
9/7/1999 |
porn star word association |
spigot,deuce |
5266 |
6/16/2013 |
porn train |
deuce |
2764 |
5/25/2006 |
porn trap |
pants |
1249 |
3/3/2002 |
pornography and shock tarts |
rands,spigot |
4522 |
4/19/2011 |
portal 2 |
spigot |
4637 |
8/22/2011 |
posing in front of the cock billboard |
spigot,deuce |
788 |
11/19/2000 |
positive comedy feedback |
spigot |
4820 |
3/6/2012 |
positive, gentle and kind |
deuce |
1534 |
12/11/2002 |
pot brownie recipe |
ozone |
6506 |
12/13/2016 |
pot pie |
deuce,pants |
6824 |
11/19/2017 |
potato tostones |
pants |
939 |
4/21/2001 |
pottery barn |
spigot |
3643 |
10/23/2008 |
pow blam spark |
dick,deuce |
2189 |
10/26/2004 |
powers of ten |
deuce,pants |
1900 |
12/16/2003 |
pox on your house, a |
atandt,spigot |
3078 |
4/7/2007 |
pplfflk ghrpth |
pants,spigot |
1004 |
6/27/2001 |
pr0n |
pants |
3159 |
6/27/2007 |
practice dick |
pants,deuce |
3845 |
5/13/2009 |
practice makes perfect |
pants |
4151 |
3/25/2010 |
praise him |
pants |
6416 |
9/8/2016 |
pray for him |
pants |
5377 |
10/11/2013 |
pray for me |
pants |
4874 |
5/2/2012 |
pray under me |
pants,deuce |
3512 |
6/14/2008 |
pray with me |
spigot,pants |
5928 |
4/23/2015 |
pray with me |
pants |
713 |
9/5/2000 |
praying for you |
spigot,deuce |
251 |
6/13/1999 |
pre-paid blowjob card |
dick |
96 |
12/29/1998 |
precious weapon |
pants, spigot |
3887 |
6/24/2009 |
preggers |
pants,spigot |
4068 |
12/31/2009 |
preggo |
pants |
5468 |
1/17/2014 |
presence |
spigot,pants |
3499 |
6/1/2008 |
press any key to continue |
pants,deuce |
2422 |
6/16/2005 |
pretending, knowing, beating off a little |
dick,deuce |
2852 |
8/19/2006 |
pretty and witty and gay |
pants,deuce |
6873 |
1/7/2018 |
pretty clear about that |
deuce,pants |
6540 |
1/25/2017 |
pretty flowers |
deuce,pants |
548 |
3/27/2000 |
pretty good piss |
deuce,spigot |
1409 |
8/9/2002 |
pretty sure |
deuce,ozone |
5617 |
6/16/2014 |
pretty sure |
spigot |
1820 |
9/27/2003 |
prick break |
spigot |
4030 |
11/18/2009 |
prick server 5000 |
spigot,deuce |
3221 |
8/28/2007 |
prickfest 2007 |
deuce,spigot |
6396 |
8/19/2016 |
pricks ahoy |
|
789 |
11/20/2000 |
pricky |
deuce,pants |
5197 |
4/8/2013 |
prime numbers |
deuce |
1901 |
12/17/2003 |
prince of your balls |
net,deuce |
1200 |
1/13/2002 |
pringle(s) |
spigot |
2279 |
1/24/2005 |
print dialog theatre |
spigot,deuce |
241 |
6/3/1999 |
prison |
deuce,atandt,spigot |
846 |
1/18/2001 |
private red dwarf showing |
net,deuce |
3713 |
1/1/2009 |
private stash |
net,deuce |
2058 |
5/22/2004 |
probably not really listening |
deuce,bung |
3208 |
8/15/2007 |
problem |
deuce |
5138 |
2/7/2013 |
problem |
deuce |
6516 |
12/26/2016 |
problematic and proud |
deuce,pants |
1774 |
8/9/2003 |
produced by criminals |
atandt,pants |
3474 |
5/7/2008 |
produced by criminals |
atandt,pants |
628 |
6/14/2000 |
profoundly mentally retarded |
spigot |
4980 |
8/22/2012 |
prognosis: gay |
spigot,deuce |
5491 |
2/9/2014 |
programming your frog |
deuce |
6904 |
2/7/2018 |
progress bar |
deuce |
4780 |
1/23/2012 |
progress report |
pants |
5026 |
10/15/2012 |
prologue |
spigot |
188 |
4/13/1999 |
prom night |
pants |
2587 |
11/28/2005 |
promises made, promises kept |
deuce,pants |
2839 |
8/6/2006 |
pronounced jay-bee-bop |
pants,deuce |
370 |
10/7/1999 |
proof positive |
pants,deuce |
2970 |
12/20/2006 |
prospero's balls |
spigot,deuce |
1190 |
1/3/2002 |
prostitutes and migrant workers |
rands,pants |
4646 |
8/31/2011 |
protest song |
spigot |
4277 |
8/3/2010 |
protest song pt 1 |
pants |
4278 |
8/4/2010 |
protest song pt 2 |
pants |
4279 |
8/5/2010 |
protest song: epilogue |
pants,deuce |
6793 |
10/20/2017 |
protocol violation |
deuce,pants |
3079 |
4/8/2007 |
protocols of the elders of jerkcity |
deuce,pants |
1736 |
7/2/2003 |
proud, defiant |
spigot |
6201 |
1/31/2016 |
proverb |
spigot |
3938 |
8/14/2009 |
psych |
deuce |
3629 |
10/9/2008 |
public service announcement |
deuce |
4769 |
1/12/2012 |
public vegetable |
spigot |
3547 |
7/19/2008 |
pudding and pokery |
spigot,deuce |
6784 |
10/11/2017 |
puffy around the waist area |
deuce,pants |
1432 |
8/31/2002 |
puh pft fuh |
deuce |
5637 |
7/6/2014 |
pull yourself to safety |
pants,deuce |
6942 |
3/17/2018 |
pulling for my team |
spigot,pants |
1536 |
12/13/2002 |
pulls |
atandt,pants,spigot,deuce |
2532 |
10/5/2005 |
pump it up |
pants,deuce,rands |
147 |
3/9/1999 |
pumped so full |
pants,spigot |
2732 |
4/23/2006 |
punch duh hoooo dial tone |
spigot |
504 |
2/12/2000 |
punch him in the underpants |
pants |
4650 |
9/4/2011 |
punch pound |
bung,dick,deuce |
5691 |
8/29/2014 |
punchable |
pants,deuce |
5192 |
4/3/2013 |
puppet show |
spigot |
6899 |
2/2/2018 |
purchase authorized |
pants |
3107 |
5/6/2007 |
pure terror |
deuce,pants |
4979 |
8/21/2012 |
pure terror |
pants |
4503 |
3/31/2011 |
push smoosh |
pants,deuce |
5616 |
6/15/2014 |
push technology |
pants |
5449 |
12/29/2013 |
push to talk |
deuce,spigot |
3763 |
2/20/2009 |
pussy in the well |
pants |
5609 |
6/8/2014 |
put in the mouth |
deuce,pants |
3680 |
11/29/2008 |
put me in the crisping sleeve |
deuce |
1423 |
8/22/2002 |
put me in your crontab |
pants,deuce |
5077 |
12/7/2012 |
put the ---- in the ---- |
spigot |
1963 |
2/16/2004 |
put your arms around my boner |
deuce,spigot |
6957 |
4/1/2018 |
putting you to sleep |
deuce,pants |
5397 |
10/31/2013 |
q&a |
pants,spigot |
5593 |
5/23/2014 |
q.e.d. |
deuce |
6774 |
9/29/2017 |
q3 2017 important announcement |
deuce |
5465 |
1/14/2014 |
quack for me |
net,deuce |
1875 |
11/21/2003 |
quad whore |
deuce,pants |
2621 |
1/1/2006 |
quarterly report |
spigot |
110 |
1/28/1999 |
queer cheer |
rands, spigot |
1559 |
1/5/2003 |
queer picnic areas |
spigot |
1255 |
3/9/2002 |
queer quest |
spigot |
766 |
10/28/2000 |
queer scouts |
pants |
1119 |
10/24/2001 |
quesadillas for everyone |
spigot |
2777 |
6/7/2006 |
question and answer session |
bung,spigot |
6844 |
12/9/2017 |
questioning reality |
deuce,pants |
5894 |
3/20/2015 |
quick question about the watership |
spigot |
2180 |
10/17/2004 |
quick turn to channel dick |
spigot,deuce |
6605 |
4/3/2017 |
quiet all around |
deuce |
6207 |
2/6/2016 |
quiet down |
pants,deuce,net |
6686 |
6/28/2017 |
quietly and behind a curtain |
deuce,pants |
254 |
6/16/1999 |
quisp |
deuce,spigot |
5717 |
9/24/2014 |
quite civil that way |
pants,deuce |
2415 |
6/9/2005 |
quite firm about it |
spigot |
4459 |
2/4/2011 |
quite poss. |
pants,deuce |
2943 |
11/22/2006 |
quite stupid |
pants,deuce |
1431 |
8/30/2002 |
quite the boner |
spigot,rands |
1599 |
2/15/2003 |
racist comments |
deuce |
1358 |
6/20/2002 |
radio waves |
net,deuce |
1310 |
5/3/2002 |
radio's greatest moments |
pants,deuce |
4414 |
12/21/2010 |
radioactive slurry |
pants,deuce |
2735 |
4/26/2006 |
rain e_s a coatc |
atandt,pants,spigot,deuce |
3628 |
10/8/2008 |
rainbow |
spigot,deuce |
4314 |
9/9/2010 |
raise your hand |
spigot,deuce |
552 |
3/31/2000 |
random senseless cocksucking |
deuce |
1957 |
2/10/2004 |
rands 2010 |
deuce,rands |
986 |
6/9/2001 |
rands buttermilk |
spigot |
701 |
8/24/2000 |
rands gets lost |
rands,deuce |
606 |
5/24/2000 |
rands goes back in time |
rands |
615 |
6/1/2000 |
rands has a question |
spigot,deuce,rands,pants |
593 |
5/11/2000 |
rands in korea |
rands |
581 |
4/29/2000 |
rands in repose (zen boners 1 of 4) |
rands |
1505 |
11/12/2002 |
rands is boring |
rands,spigot |
515 |
2/23/2000 |
rands is the walrus |
rands |
565 |
4/13/2000 |
rands is thinking about dick |
rands |
827 |
12/30/2000 |
rands on the charlie rose show |
rands |
455 |
12/28/1999 |
rands sings (again) |
rands |
125 |
2/15/1999 |
rands types |
rands,spigot,deuce |
1915 |
12/31/2003 |
rands will bring chips |
rands,deuce,pants |
2581 |
11/23/2005 |
ransom |
rands,spigot |
5966 |
5/31/2015 |
rap name |
pants,deuce |
190 |
4/15/1999 |
rap song |
spigot |
635 |
6/21/2000 |
rape cops part 1: the thin blue line |
deuce,spigot |
636 |
6/22/2000 |
rape cops part 2: to serve and protect |
deuce,spigot |
637 |
6/23/2000 |
rape cops part 3: jerkcity's finest |
deuce,spigot |
5804 |
12/20/2014 |
rape culture |
spigot |
2503 |
9/5/2005 |
rape flies |
deuce,pants |
816 |
12/19/2000 |
rape in progress |
pants,rands,spigot,deuce |
2364 |
4/19/2005 |
rape kit |
spigot,deuce,pants |
4541 |
5/8/2011 |
rape machine |
deuce,pants |
1291 |
4/14/2002 |
rape pool |
deuce, pants |
3685 |
12/4/2008 |
rape room |
pants |
880 |
2/21/2001 |
rape: the great underground adventure |
deuce |
5680 |
8/18/2014 |
rapekits |
spigot |
5291 |
7/11/2013 |
rapidly inflating ever-expanding |
pants |
4176 |
4/22/2010 |
raping children |
pants,deuce |
5824 |
1/9/2015 |
rappin' at ya |
spigot |
2142 |
9/10/2004 |
rarely or never (still working out the bitrot) |
spigot |
1697 |
5/24/2003 |
raror |
spigot,deuce |
4365 |
10/30/2010 |
rather distracting |
deuce |
3165 |
7/3/2007 |
rave party |
spigot,pants |
294 |
7/25/1999 |
re: porn |
spigot,deuce |
6816 |
11/11/2017 |
re: regression in 4.14-rc2 caused by apparmor: add base infastructure for socket mediation |
linus |
5638 |
7/7/2014 |
read a book or something |
pants,deuce |
2611 |
12/22/2005 |
read my lips |
spigot |
3116 |
5/15/2007 |
reading of the will |
spigot |
2649 |
1/29/2006 |
real estate |
deuce,pants |
3510 |
6/12/2008 |
real fucking fat |
dick,deuce |
1887 |
12/3/2003 |
real high |
spigot |
4595 |
7/11/2011 |
realdoll's nipples |
rands |
4163 |
4/7/2010 |
really |
pants |
6987 |
0/0/0 |
really |
deuce,pants |
767 |
10/29/2000 |
really big ones |
spigot |
724 |
9/16/2000 |
really big ones, folks |
pants |
1834 |
10/11/2003 |
really choking this time |
pants |
4831 |
3/17/2012 |
really cram it down there for good measure |
pants |
5057 |
11/15/2012 |
really distracting |
pants |
2394 |
5/19/2005 |
really drilling down |
bung,deuce,pants |
464 |
1/3/2000 |
really forcing me |
spigot |
3600 |
9/10/2008 |
really hoping |
spigot,rands |
3102 |
5/1/2007 |
really lean in |
pants,deuce |
4143 |
3/17/2010 |
really lean into it |
spigot,pants |
1845 |
10/22/2003 |
really mad about something |
pants |
6274 |
4/19/2016 |
really making a lot of sense |
deuce |
4272 |
7/29/2010 |
really nothing i can do about it |
pants,deuce |
6608 |
4/6/2017 |
really pushing it |
deuce,spigot |
3023 |
2/11/2007 |
really smearing it in there |
deuce,pants |
5855 |
2/9/2015 |
really starting to tear |
pants |
5920 |
4/15/2015 |
really stuck |
pants,deuce |
2756 |
5/17/2006 |
really warm in here |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1309 |
5/2/2002 |
rear end |
spigot |
5769 |
11/15/2014 |
recast a new set |
deuce,pants |
1757 |
7/23/2003 |
recent streetlight records purchases |
|
1674 |
5/1/2003 |
red dragon |
pants,deuce |
6420 |
9/15/2016 |
red mesh bag |
spigot |
2245 |
12/21/2004 |
red planet |
pants,deuce |
3387 |
2/10/2008 |
redemp tion |
deuce,pants |
204 |
4/28/1999 |
rednex |
spigot,deuce |
1216 |
1/29/2002 |
reese witherspoon |
pants,deuce |
3808 |
4/6/2009 |
referring to the same |
deuce,spigot |
15 |
9/3/1998 |
regarding my salary |
pants,deuce |
1838 |
10/15/2003 |
regarding our recent correspondence |
deuce |
1407 |
8/7/2002 |
reggae |
pants,spigot |
4265 |
7/22/2010 |
registered dicklicker |
spigot |
1993 |
3/17/2004 |
regular c |
spigot |
6042 |
8/15/2015 |
regular slavery |
pants,deuce |
4144 |
3/18/2010 |
relativity says it doesn't matter |
pants,deuce |
2276 |
1/21/2005 |
relax this is state of the art equipment |
pants,spigot |
5135 |
2/4/2013 |
release my lugnuts |
pants |
6050 |
8/23/2015 |
reminiscing |
pants,spigot |
1835 |
10/12/2003 |
remote control |
deuce |
2475 |
8/8/2005 |
renaissance man |
rands,pants |
6707 |
7/19/2017 |
rentboys and tearooms |
spigot,pants |
6065 |
9/7/2015 |
reorg |
pants,spigot |
5308 |
7/28/2013 |
repeat your last |
pants,deuce |
6501 |
12/8/2016 |
repeat: there's a donkey |
deuce,pants |
6647 |
5/15/2017 |
repeated, urgent |
spigot |
1547 |
12/24/2002 |
repeatedly striking you with a shovel |
pants,deuce |
6773 |
9/28/2017 |
repent |
deuce,pants |
1162 |
12/6/2001 |
request for comments |
deuce |
1918 |
1/3/2004 |
reserve down to empty |
deuce |
4851 |
4/6/2012 |
respect for this mall |
pants,deuce,spigot |
2185 |
10/22/2004 |
rest in peace so i can go back to bed |
deuce,pants |
5351 |
9/9/2013 |
results of stress testing |
pants |
4742 |
12/16/2011 |
resume |
pants |
3117 |
5/16/2007 |
resurrection |
deuce,rands |
953 |
5/6/2001 |
retarded |
pants |
768 |
10/30/2000 |
retarded faggot |
pants |
2535 |
10/8/2005 |
return of the jedi |
spigot,pants |
138 |
3/1/1999 |
return the markers |
spigot |
6128 |
11/9/2015 |
return to space nuts |
pants |
3613 |
9/23/2008 |
returning to base state |
rands,deuce |
2227 |
12/3/2004 |
rew |
deuce,spigot |
1120 |
10/25/2001 |
rhymes with complaining |
spigot |
1293 |
4/16/2002 |
richard hart |
spigot |
2346 |
4/1/2005 |
richard nixon is dead |
deuce,pants |
2263 |
1/8/2005 |
ride the well thing |
spigot,deuce |
5319 |
8/8/2013 |
riemann tensor |
deuce,spigot |
6964 |
4/8/2018 |
right before bedtime |
spigot |
6982 |
0/0/0 |
right between my eyes |
pants |
4058 |
12/19/2009 |
right fucking now |
pants,deuce |
3006 |
1/25/2007 |
right into her face |
spigot |
2961 |
12/11/2006 |
right now |
spigot |
4397 |
12/2/2010 |
right now |
deuce,spigot |
6755 |
9/6/2017 |
right there on the dickbar |
deuce,pants |
6798 |
10/25/2017 |
rise and shine |
deuce,spigot |
1525 |
12/2/2002 |
road runner |
deuce |
983 |
6/6/2001 |
rob schneider |
rands |
384 |
10/20/1999 |
robocop |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6783 |
10/10/2017 |
robot problems |
spigot |
5921 |
4/16/2015 |
robot voiced |
spigot |
6673 |
6/10/2017 |
robust and extensible |
dick,deuce,pants |
2004 |
3/29/2004 |
rock out with my cock out |
spigot,deuce |
2396 |
5/21/2005 |
rock the vote |
pants,deuce |
1922 |
1/7/2004 |
rod, staff |
spigot,deuce |
4449 |
1/25/2011 |
roger, negatory |
pants,deuce |
3169 |
7/7/2007 |
rolls up sleeves |
pants |
6282 |
4/26/2016 |
rolls up sleeves |
deuce,pants |
1067 |
9/2/2001 |
rooting around |
deuce,pants |
1318 |
5/11/2002 |
rosetta stoned |
deuce,pants,spigot |
3662 |
11/11/2008 |
rotting shit in pots |
spigot,deuce |
1504 |
11/11/2002 |
rough trade |
pants |
4970 |
8/12/2012 |
roughly the density of water |
spigot,deuce |
6808 |
11/4/2017 |
round two |
deuce,pants |
6458 |
10/23/2016 |
round, sexy or rich, creamy |
deuce,pants |
927 |
4/9/2001 |
roxanne shante |
net,deuce |
6826 |
11/21/2017 |
rubber bands on my claws |
deuce,pants |
1058 |
8/24/2001 |
rug monsters |
deuce,pants |
1925 |
1/10/2004 |
ruining christmas |
deuce,bung,spigot |
2751 |
5/12/2006 |
run and hide |
pants |
4872 |
4/30/2012 |
run-of-the-mill |
pants,deuce |
175 |
4/2/1999 |
runlevel q |
pants,net,deuce |
3414 |
3/8/2008 |
running away |
pants |
5435 |
12/13/2013 |
running away |
spigot,deuce |
3209 |
8/16/2007 |
running on empty |
pants |
6199 |
1/29/2016 |
running out of new comedy devices |
spigot |
3766 |
2/23/2009 |
running to the toilet |
deuce,spigot |
3400 |
2/23/2008 |
s u i c i d e |
deuce,rands,spigot |
6639 |
5/7/2017 |
s.b.r. |
deuce,spigot,pants |
55 |
10/22/1998 |
sack the kraut |
|
4842 |
3/28/2012 |
sack-like |
pants,deuce |
3487 |
5/20/2008 |
sacre bong |
pants,deuce |
1670 |
4/27/2003 |
sacret covenant |
spigot |
791 |
11/22/2000 |
sad |
spigot |
4252 |
7/9/2010 |
sad lego brick face |
deuce |
5584 |
5/13/2014 |
sad ness |
deuce |
1041 |
8/7/2001 |
sade |
pants,deuce |
6574 |
3/1/2017 |
safe from flooding |
deuce,pants |
4987 |
8/29/2012 |
safe sex |
deuce |
1478 |
10/16/2002 |
said aloud in sling blade voice |
pants,deuce |
967 |
5/20/2001 |
sail away |
spigot |
6719 |
7/31/2017 |
salt lick |
deuce,pants |
2042 |
5/6/2004 |
salt water bad for glass |
spigot |
1354 |
6/16/2002 |
sam goody |
spigot,deuce |
3431 |
3/25/2008 |
same damn thing |
rands,deuce |
224 |
5/17/1999 |
sandra |
deuce,pants |
5614 |
6/13/2014 |
sans fannypack |
pants,spigot |
2361 |
4/16/2005 |
santa claus |
deuce,pants |
702 |
8/25/2000 |
saturdays |
deuce |
3 |
8/19/1998 |
sausalito |
|
4862 |
4/17/2012 |
save our ship |
spigot |
13 |
9/1/1998 |
saving private dicklicker |
spigot |
920 |
4/2/2001 |
saving the universe |
deuce,pants |
1295 |
4/18/2002 |
say i'm pretty |
deuce,rands |
2205 |
11/11/2004 |
say it is not so |
atandt,pants |
5209 |
4/20/2013 |
say it like you mean it |
pants,deuce |
3896 |
7/3/2009 |
say no |
spigot |
6956 |
3/31/2018 |
say please |
deuce,pants |
5234 |
5/15/2013 |
say what now |
spigot |
270 |
7/1/1999 |
sayeth unto us |
spigot |
6413 |
9/5/2016 |
saying hi to you |
deuce,pants |
6953 |
3/28/2018 |
scan complete |
pants |
6049 |
8/22/2015 |
scared straight |
deuce,pants |
6837 |
12/2/2017 |
scared to break the glass |
spigot,pants |
1319 |
5/12/2002 |
scenes from a mall |
spigot,pants |
6954 |
3/29/2018 |
school, workplace, church, mall |
deuce,spigot,pants |
100 |
1/9/1999 |
schrodinger's pizza |
deuce, spigot |
2459 |
7/23/2005 |
sci-fi western |
rands,spigot |
5172 |
3/14/2013 |
science and medicine |
spigot |
3366 |
1/20/2008 |
scooping, shoveling |
net,deuce |
6389 |
8/12/2016 |
scotch tape or perhaps masking tape |
deuce,pants |
630 |
6/16/2000 |
scouting locations |
rands |
4703 |
11/4/2011 |
scrapbooking |
deuce,spigot |
3801 |
3/30/2009 |
scratch disks |
spigot |
6363 |
7/16/2016 |
screamy shout revisited |
deuce,pants |
1093 |
9/28/2001 |
screen saver |
pants |
2435 |
6/29/2005 |
scrub with hot soapy water |
deuce,spigot |
1520 |
11/27/2002 |
scrubbing chums |
pants,spigot |
1734 |
6/30/2003 |
sea cucumber |
deuce,spigot |
3472 |
5/5/2008 |
sea squirts |
deuce,spigot |
857 |
1/29/2001 |
sea urchin |
deuce,pants |
3206 |
8/13/2007 |
searing blinding pain |
net,deuce |
822 |
12/25/2000 |
season's greetings fuckheads |
everybody |
714 |
9/6/2000 |
second prettiest |
deuce |
2008 |
4/2/2004 |
second thoughts |
spigot |
2478 |
8/11/2005 |
secret cache of dicks |
pants,spigot |
1873 |
11/19/2003 |
secret fucking code |
deuce |
1086 |
9/21/2001 |
secret urine party |
pants,deuce |
3809 |
4/7/2009 |
secretly eating all the cookies |
spigot |
3097 |
4/26/2007 |
secrets revealed |
dick,deuce |
6392 |
8/15/2016 |
see also |
pants |
1985 |
3/9/2004 |
see for yourself |
ozone,deuce |
4140 |
3/14/2010 |
see me please |
spigot |
2338 |
3/24/2005 |
seeds or a peanut |
deuce,pants |
2643 |
1/23/2006 |
seize him |
pants,deuce |
961 |
5/14/2001 |
self esteem |
spigot,girl |
2166 |
10/4/2004 |
self hating fag |
pants,deuce |
6195 |
1/21/2016 |
self- sucking |
deuce |
3601 |
9/11/2008 |
self-inflicted |
rands,deuce |
4356 |
10/21/2010 |
send me home |
pants,deuce |
3955 |
9/2/2009 |
sending me mail |
spigot |
4422 |
12/29/2010 |
seria feliz |
spigot |
3752 |
2/9/2009 |
serious attitude problem |
pants,deuce |
2186 |
10/23/2004 |
serious bugs extra bananas |
deuce,spigot |
1437 |
9/5/2002 |
serious dilemma |
pants,deuce |
6714 |
7/26/2017 |
serious interest |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4346 |
10/11/2010 |
serious problem |
spigot,pants |
1054 |
8/20/2001 |
seriously |
pants,spigot |
4977 |
8/19/2012 |
seriously folks |
deuce,pants |
65 |
11/11/1998 |
seriously juggling |
|
5160 |
3/1/2013 |
seriously serious very much so |
spigot |
4125 |
2/27/2010 |
seriously slobbering on them |
pants,deuce |
2037 |
5/1/2004 |
seriously stretched out in the big big city |
deuce |
5134 |
2/3/2013 |
seriously thinking |
rands,deuce |
1930 |
1/15/2004 |
service me with dong |
deuce,spigot |
5794 |
12/10/2014 |
set the alarm for 4am |
spigot |
777 |
11/8/2000 |
set the controls for the heart of the sun |
pants |
553 |
4/1/2000 |
seti@home |
deuce,spigot |
6946 |
3/21/2018 |
setting you on fire instead |
deuce,pants |
5139 |
2/8/2013 |
settle down |
pants,deuce |
3507 |
6/9/2008 |
seven stages |
deuce,dick |
3478 |
5/11/2008 |
sewage |
pants,spigot |
3542 |
7/14/2008 |
sewage can back up into your home |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5868 |
2/22/2015 |
sex |
spigot |
3430 |
3/24/2008 |
sex boat on my car |
deuce,pants,spigot |
6969 |
4/20/2018 |
sex change |
deuce,pants |
1186 |
12/30/2001 |
sex chart |
pants,spigot,deuce |
5372 |
10/6/2013 |
sex headaches |
deuce,pants |
6015 |
7/19/2015 |
sex in the city |
spigot |
2922 |
10/30/2006 |
sex pit |
atandt,pants |
3492 |
5/25/2008 |
sex with foam puppets |
pants |
2265 |
1/10/2005 |
sex with goats |
deuce |
1673 |
4/30/2003 |
sex with mister peanut |
pants,deuce |
5993 |
6/27/2015 |
sexual battery |
pants,spigot |
6298 |
5/12/2016 |
sexual harassment |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5905 |
3/31/2015 |
sexual misconduct |
dick,deuce |
6690 |
7/2/2017 |
sexual sadist |
deuce,pants |
1436 |
9/4/2002 |
sexy lamp post |
pants,deuce |
2484 |
8/17/2005 |
sf boner expo |
spigot,pants |
4087 |
1/19/2010 |
sfsd;f |
rands,deuce |
1421 |
8/20/2002 |
shakespeare you see |
pants,deuce |
1332 |
5/25/2002 |
shame |
deuce |
3198 |
8/5/2007 |
shamed and humiliated |
dick,deuce |
4237 |
6/24/2010 |
shaped like a buttplug |
spigot |
5859 |
2/13/2015 |
shaped like a dick |
spigot |
3994 |
10/11/2009 |
shark week |
deuce |
1656 |
4/13/2003 |
sharon stone |
pants,deuce |
5498 |
2/16/2014 |
sharp and pointy |
deuce |
5109 |
1/9/2013 |
she loves poo yeah yeah yeah |
deuce,pants |
4354 |
10/19/2010 |
she works very hard |
spigot |
6778 |
10/3/2017 |
sheet cakes |
deuce,spigot |
4746 |
12/20/2011 |
shemale porn |
deuce |
5542 |
4/1/2014 |
shemale videos |
pants,deuce |
1762 |
7/28/2003 |
shift seven |
deuce |
6689 |
7/1/2017 |
shift-reload |
net,spigot,pants |
415 |
11/18/1999 |
shine |
spigot |
6993 |
0/0/0 |
shining in the night |
deuce,spigot |
1359 |
6/21/2002 |
shiny diner |
atandt,pants |
3616 |
9/26/2008 |
shipping and fondling |
spigot |
2196 |
11/2/2004 |
shirts and long pants |
pants,spigot,deuce |
1927 |
1/12/2004 |
shit faggots click |
deuce,pants |
1768 |
8/3/2003 |
shit god |
pants,deuce |
1732 |
6/28/2003 |
shit my green |
ozone,deuce |
347 |
9/14/1999 |
shit with your heart |
deuce,spigot |
6202 |
2/1/2016 |
shit: cops |
spigot |
6224 |
2/27/2016 |
shitty little grey worldlet |
deuce,pants |
5661 |
7/30/2014 |
shitty writers filling copy with standard tropes |
deuce |
2083 |
6/16/2004 |
shooing you with a broom |
deuce,pants |
4634 |
8/19/2011 |
shooting spree |
pants |
227 |
5/20/1999 |
shop kosovo |
spigot |
2048 |
5/12/2004 |
shoplifting for dummies |
deuce,pants |
4234 |
6/21/2010 |
shopping for pride candles |
spigot,deuce |
3584 |
8/25/2008 |
shopping list |
net |
5886 |
3/12/2015 |
shore leave |
pants |
6490 |
11/26/2016 |
shore leave |
deuce,pants |
2719 |
4/10/2006 |
short but thick |
deuce,spigot |
2557 |
10/30/2005 |
short diary entry |
deuce |
3201 |
8/8/2007 |
short-term memory loss |
deuce,pants |
5618 |
6/17/2014 |
shortbread shitcakes |
spigot,deuce |
2220 |
11/26/2004 |
shot gun |
atandt,deuce |
6733 |
8/15/2017 |
shot on courthouse steps |
deuce,pants |
1671 |
4/28/2003 |
should have never |
pants,deuce,spigot |
2438 |
7/2/2005 |
should have stayed on the farm |
deuce,spigot |
5863 |
2/17/2015 |
should i dip my dong |
spigot |
3931 |
8/7/2009 |
should i hold your hair |
pants,spigot |
5898 |
3/24/2015 |
should we hop on a quick call |
pants,spigot |
6200 |
1/30/2016 |
should we run tests |
pants,deuce |
3458 |
4/21/2008 |
show some support |
spigot |
1496 |
11/3/2002 |
show stopper |
pants,spigot |
912 |
3/25/2001 |
show us your tits (with jesus christ) |
pants |
6563 |
2/17/2017 |
shrove monday, shrove tuesday |
deuce,pants |
1528 |
12/5/2002 |
shuffling sounds down below |
pants,deuce |
2536 |
10/9/2005 |
shut up |
spigot |
3981 |
9/28/2009 |
shut up |
deuce,atandt |
2151 |
9/19/2004 |
shut up about the juice already will yas |
spigot,pants |
5506 |
2/24/2014 |
shut up already |
pants,deuce |
4442 |
1/18/2011 |
shut up and concentrate |
spigot,deuce |
6153 |
12/6/2015 |
shut up and hold still |
pants,deuce |
361 |
9/28/1999 |
shut up nuts |
spigot |
4819 |
3/5/2012 |
shut up, boner |
spigot |
417 |
11/20/1999 |
shyness is nice |
deuce,spigot |
4949 |
7/22/2012 |
sick beats |
spigot |
2282 |
1/27/2005 |
sick little games |
deuce,pants |
1785 |
8/20/2003 |
side of milk carton |
pants |
4128 |
3/2/2010 |
sideways |
spigot |
2608 |
12/19/2005 |
sideways/edgeways |
rands,spigot |
4385 |
11/19/2010 |
sighted in cyberspace |
spigot |
6531 |
1/10/2017 |
sign here and here and initial here |
dick,spigot |
457 |
12/30/1999 |
sign my guestbook |
pants,deuce |
1620 |
3/8/2003 |
signs of verbal abuse |
deuce,spigot |
1420 |
8/19/2002 |
silence please |
spigot |
4047 |
12/8/2009 |
silicon crackers |
spigot |
1301 |
4/24/2002 |
silicon valley linux users group |
deuce,spigot |
1589 |
2/4/2003 |
sim jerk city |
spigot |
3641 |
10/21/2008 |
similarly |
spigot |
6368 |
7/21/2016 |
simon says |
deuce |
1603 |
2/19/2003 |
simple math |
spigot,deuce |
3552 |
7/24/2008 |
simple question |
pants |
297 |
7/28/1999 |
simply put |
spigot,deuce |
602 |
5/20/2000 |
since i've been loving you |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6324 |
6/7/2016 |
sing with me |
deuce,pants |
6377 |
7/31/2016 |
sing with me |
deuce,spigot |
6874 |
1/8/2018 |
sing with me |
deuce,pants |
1782 |
8/17/2003 |
singing |
pants,spigot |
4393 |
11/28/2010 |
singing and prancing |
spigot |
873 |
2/14/2001 |
singing in the shower (a jimi hendrix tribute) |
atandt |
3696 |
12/15/2008 |
single dong theory |
pants,deuce |
4350 |
10/15/2010 |
single file |
pants,spigot |
205 |
4/29/1999 |
single user mode |
deuce,pants,ozone |
2350 |
4/5/2005 |
sir fagsalot |
deuce,pants |
2262 |
1/7/2005 |
sir i am not an ashtray |
deuce,spigot |
1236 |
2/18/2002 |
sir i must insist |
atandt,pants |
573 |
4/21/2000 |
sir yes sir |
spigot,deuce |
4981 |
8/23/2012 |
sir yes sir |
spigot,hanford,ozone,jenv,pants |
574 |
4/22/2000 |
sir your tongue is much too close |
deuce,pants |
4477 |
2/26/2011 |
sirens in the distance |
pants,deuce |
3664 |
11/13/2008 |
sit back |
spigot,deuce |
4305 |
8/31/2010 |
sit up |
pants |
1908 |
12/24/2003 |
sitting around the house |
pants |
6151 |
12/4/2015 |
situation is serious |
pants |
980 |
6/2/2001 |
six grams of fat |
deuce,pants |
3176 |
7/14/2007 |
six more weeks of cocksucking |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1314 |
5/7/2002 |
six years |
dick,deuce |
769 |
10/31/2000 |
skip and dance |
deuce,pants,spigot |
1214 |
1/27/2002 |
skullfucking |
rands, pants |
4445 |
1/21/2011 |
slam |
spigot |
5695 |
9/2/2014 |
slam |
spigot |
2266 |
1/11/2005 |
slam the car door on my boner |
spigot,deuce |
3368 |
1/22/2008 |
slap my cock please |
bung,deuce |
3427 |
3/21/2008 |
slap them |
deuce,spigot |
82 |
12/11/1998 |
slashdot effect |
|
7002 |
0/0/0 |
sleeping in the garden |
deuce,pants |
5765 |
11/11/2014 |
slide rule |
pants,deuce |
298 |
7/29/1999 |
sliders |
pants,rands,deuce |
6570 |
2/24/2017 |
slightly below average intelligence |
deuce,spigot |
4112 |
2/13/2010 |
sloat and 25th |
deuce,dick |
610 |
5/27/2000 |
slobbering |
deuce |
6545 |
1/30/2017 |
sloshing, splashing |
deuce,pants |
658 |
7/12/2000 |
slow children at play |
deuce,pants |
5176 |
3/18/2013 |
slow down |
spigot,deuce |
2984 |
1/3/2007 |
slowly but surely |
|
4844 |
3/30/2012 |
slowly dying inside |
deuce |
3145 |
6/13/2007 |
slowly filling up |
pants,spigot |
2860 |
8/27/2006 |
slowly rotated |
pants,spigot |
378 |
10/14/1999 |
slumber party |
spigot,pants |
3062 |
3/22/2007 |
small paddle boat |
spigot |
2255 |
12/31/2004 |
small sprite |
spigot,deuce |
4360 |
10/25/2010 |
small tight loop |
spigot,deuce |
4117 |
2/18/2010 |
small world |
deuce |
6505 |
12/12/2016 |
smart tv |
spigot |
5852 |
2/6/2015 |
smeared with filth |
rands,pants |
5483 |
2/1/2014 |
smeared with shit |
pants,deuce |
3057 |
3/17/2007 |
smile, take pictures |
pants,spigot |
6032 |
8/5/2015 |
smiling, thumbs up |
pants,spigot |
1712 |
6/8/2003 |
smoke dope with me |
spigot |
115 |
2/5/1999 |
smoking dope |
deuce, spigot |
2418 |
6/12/2005 |
smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away |
pants,rands |
968 |
5/21/2001 |
smooth buddy |
rands,deuce |
1349 |
6/11/2002 |
smooth fonts |
pants |
1403 |
8/3/2002 |
smooth nougat |
pants,hanford |
625 |
6/11/2000 |
smothered hope |
spigot,deuce |
5500 |
2/18/2014 |
snap back |
deuce |
1051 |
8/17/2001 |
snatch |
spigot |
5440 |
12/20/2013 |
sneak attack |
pants |
385 |
10/20/1999 |
sneedle |
spigot |
1311 |
5/4/2002 |
snipe hunt |
dick,pants |
3008 |
1/27/2007 |
sno-ball |
rands,pants,deuce |
4518 |
4/15/2011 |
snowstorm |
pants,deuce |
4502 |
3/30/2011 |
snuff film |
pants,deuce |
2193 |
10/30/2004 |
so alone |
spigot,deuce |
3137 |
6/5/2007 |
so am i |
rands,deuce |
4994 |
9/5/2012 |
so are my balls |
deuce,pants |
40 |
10/3/1998 |
so bored |
|
3066 |
3/26/2007 |
so can i have it like that (yes you can) |
pants,deuce |
5331 |
8/20/2013 |
so cold |
deuce |
6067 |
9/9/2015 |
so cold |
pants |
5030 |
10/19/2012 |
so cool |
pants |
3665 |
11/14/2008 |
so depressed for five minutes |
rands,deuce,spigot |
4924 |
6/26/2012 |
so far from god |
deuce |
3336 |
12/21/2007 |
so gay |
bung,deuce |
5849 |
2/3/2015 |
so gay |
pants,atandt |
4093 |
1/25/2010 |
so hard for so long |
pants |
3748 |
2/5/2009 |
so hard right now |
deuce |
5972 |
6/6/2015 |
so high |
deuce |
2588 |
11/29/2005 |
so high all i can do is lie awake and twitch |
pants,spigot |
874 |
2/15/2001 |
so high on gay |
spigot |
3678 |
11/27/2008 |
so hot |
pants |
41 |
10/5/1998 |
so huffy |
|
176 |
4/2/1999 |
so i can better stalk fiona apple |
pants,rands |
5672 |
8/10/2014 |
so it's a yes |
deuce |
1664 |
4/21/2003 |
so little time |
pants,deuce |
4785 |
1/28/2012 |
so long |
spigot |
3569 |
8/10/2008 |
so many points right now |
spigot |
5507 |
2/25/2014 |
so many times |
pants,deuce |
6718 |
7/30/2017 |
so many ways to read that |
spigot,pants |
5802 |
12/18/2014 |
so much at one time |
deuce |
2871 |
9/7/2006 |
so much pornography |
spigot |
6817 |
11/12/2017 |
so nobody can use it |
deuce,spigot |
2195 |
11/1/2004 |
so pointy and all |
pants,deuce |
3852 |
5/20/2009 |
so pretty |
pants,deuce |
3254 |
9/30/2007 |
so proud |
spigot,deuce,rands |
6862 |
12/27/2017 |
so sick of your self-indulgent shit |
deuce,pants |
3989 |
10/6/2009 |
so there |
deuce,rands,spigot |
5125 |
1/25/2013 |
so true or false |
spigot,deuce |
3457 |
4/20/2008 |
so very sorry |
spigot,deuce |
2945 |
11/24/2006 |
so very very cold ii |
pants,atandt |
3049 |
3/9/2007 |
so very very fuckable |
pants,deuce |
6528 |
1/7/2017 |
so very very tired |
pants |
3207 |
8/14/2007 |
so work with me gang |
spigot |
3951 |
8/29/2009 |
so you learned nothing |
spigot |
4401 |
12/6/2010 |
soak in this puddle |
spigot |
3558 |
7/30/2008 |
soaked with piss |
spigot,pants |
5114 |
1/14/2013 |
soaked with piss |
spigot |
4274 |
7/31/2010 |
soaked, flavored or otherwise infused |
pants,deuce |
5159 |
2/28/2013 |
sobbing his eyes out |
pants,spigot |
2206 |
11/12/2004 |
soccer practice |
pants,spigot |
5354 |
9/12/2013 |
soccer practice |
pants,spigot |
435 |
12/8/1999 |
socian komentaron |
pants,deuce |
4832 |
3/18/2012 |
sock in the parking lot |
spigot,pants |
6303 |
5/17/2016 |
soda jerk |
deuce,pants |
4345 |
10/10/2010 |
soft spot |
pants |
3837 |
5/5/2009 |
sold out |
rands |
1223 |
2/5/2002 |
soliloquy |
deuce |
6728 |
8/10/2017 |
somber salute |
deuce,spigot |
5564 |
4/23/2014 |
some attempt |
pants,deuce |
3318 |
12/3/2007 |
some english muffins |
deuce,pants |
3277 |
10/23/2007 |
some how |
pants,spigot |
4676 |
10/7/2011 |
some i eat |
pants |
2329 |
3/15/2005 |
some kind of horrible |
pants,deuce |
2689 |
3/10/2006 |
some kind of horrible error |
pants,spigot |
2345 |
3/31/2005 |
some kind of wonderful contest |
pants |
2791 |
6/21/2006 |
some kind of wonderful hurricane |
atandt,effigy |
2519 |
9/21/2005 |
some kind of wonderful learning curve |
pants |
5964 |
5/29/2015 |
some manner of horned instrument |
deuce |
5133 |
2/2/2013 |
some manner of very gay insect |
rands,pants |
3363 |
1/17/2008 |
some of these |
deuce,spigot |
575 |
4/23/2000 |
some really good shit |
spigot |
3019 |
2/7/2007 |
some reason or another |
pants |
6658 |
5/26/2017 |
some sort of code |
deuce,pants |
903 |
3/16/2001 |
some stupid video game |
spigot |
1849 |
10/26/2003 |
some times |
spigot |
5699 |
9/6/2014 |
some times |
spigot |
5505 |
2/23/2014 |
some unknown reason |
pants,deuce |
5441 |
12/21/2013 |
some what |
deuce |
2012 |
4/6/2004 |
some where warmer |
pants |
3128 |
5/27/2007 |
somebody |
deuce |
4002 |
10/21/2009 |
somebody roll me over |
pants |
749 |
10/11/2000 |
somebody stole his headlamp |
pants,deuce |
1015 |
7/9/2001 |
somebody's ass hurts |
pants,spigot |
303 |
8/3/1999 |
somebody's sucking |
rands,deuce |
4034 |
11/25/2009 |
somebody's tripping |
pants,deuce |
1828 |
10/5/2003 |
somehow |
deuce |
3774 |
3/3/2009 |
somehow |
deuce,pants |
3122 |
5/21/2007 |
someone do something |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1949 |
2/2/2004 |
someone get the smelling salts |
net,deuce |
2748 |
5/9/2006 |
someone has a socket bug |
atandt,deuce |
4131 |
3/5/2010 |
someone jerk me |
pants,deuce |
3997 |
10/14/2009 |
someone's fat today |
deuce |
5065 |
11/23/2012 |
someone, anyone |
deuce,spigot |
2920 |
10/27/2006 |
something |
deuce,spigot |
1046 |
8/12/2001 |
something about a call girl |
spigot,pants |
2122 |
7/25/2004 |
something else indeed |
spigot |
1937 |
1/22/2004 |
something frilly i hope |
deuce,pants |
5662 |
7/31/2014 |
something happened |
pants |
2127 |
7/30/2004 |
something horrible |
deuce,spigot |
1155 |
11/29/2001 |
something is not right |
pants,deuce |
5472 |
1/21/2014 |
something like that |
pants,deuce |
6473 |
11/7/2016 |
something serious |
spigot,pants |
6872 |
1/6/2018 |
something stupid again |
spigot,pants |
1066 |
9/1/2001 |
something wonderful |
rands,pants |
5903 |
3/29/2015 |
sometime in the night |
ozone |
4508 |
4/5/2011 |
sometimes flowers |
spigot |
1156 |
11/30/2001 |
sometimes the details change |
pants |
4678 |
10/9/2011 |
son of a bitch |
pants |
6081 |
9/23/2015 |
son of a bitch i'm down a crater |
pants |
6897 |
1/31/2018 |
soon enough |
deuce,pants |
6748 |
8/30/2017 |
sophisticated |
deuce,pants |
1269 |
3/23/2002 |
sore prick |
spigot |
858 |
1/30/2001 |
sorry for the wide distribution |
spigot |
2392 |
5/17/2005 |
sorry for the wide distribution |
spigot |
6860 |
12/25/2017 |
sorry to be the one |
deuce,pants |
6940 |
3/15/2018 |
sorry to see you go |
spigot,pants |
5082 |
12/13/2012 |
sorry wrong window |
spigot |
5565 |
4/24/2014 |
sort of a demigod |
pants,deuce |
1229 |
2/11/2002 |
sort of spurting |
pants |
5220 |
5/1/2013 |
sound advice |
pants |
1839 |
10/16/2003 |
source of protein |
pants,spigot |
6737 |
8/19/2017 |
southern belle accent |
deuce,spigot,pants |
2513 |
9/15/2005 |
southwest |
net,deuce |
6921 |
2/24/2018 |
soy cappuccino for prashant |
deuce,pants |
3263 |
10/9/2007 |
space and/or time |
pants,deuce |
3095 |
4/24/2007 |
space cakes |
spigot,pants |
715 |
9/7/2000 |
space cowboys |
rands,deuce |
3434 |
3/28/2008 |
space dicks |
pants,deuce |
5606 |
6/5/2014 |
space dicks |
spigot |
570 |
4/18/2000 |
space face |
pants,spigot |
5764 |
11/10/2014 |
space is hard and today was a tough day |
pants |
4035 |
11/26/2009 |
space jerkin' |
spigot |
5945 |
5/10/2015 |
space nuts: a very special announcement |
pants |
6129 |
11/10/2015 |
space nuts: the saga continues |
spigot |
4878 |
5/7/2012 |
space station rands |
rands,deuce |
4931 |
7/4/2012 |
spazzing out |
spigot |
1237 |
2/19/2002 |
speak english or die |
deuce,pants |
2999 |
1/18/2007 |
special announcement |
pants,spigot |
6152 |
12/5/2015 |
special message |
spigot |
898 |
3/11/2001 |
special treat |
spigot,pants |
3735 |
1/23/2009 |
specific instructions |
spigot |
942 |
4/24/2001 |
spice channel |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3926 |
8/2/2009 |
spidey-sense |
pants |
3298 |
11/13/2007 |
spigot as foodstuff |
spigot,deuce |
3689 |
12/8/2008 |
spigot in the morning |
spigot |
246 |
6/8/1999 |
spigot is lois lane |
spigot |
4296 |
8/22/2010 |
spigot leaves |
spigot |
6765 |
9/20/2017 |
spigot left, spigot right |
|
5088 |
12/19/2012 |
spigot likes the internet |
spigot,deuce |
2559 |
11/1/2005 |
spigot sings |
spigot,deuce |
838 |
1/10/2001 |
spigot sucks cock |
spigot |
2793 |
6/23/2006 |
spigot the bear annual |
spigot |
3325 |
12/10/2007 |
spigot the bear feat. mc deuce |
spigot,deuce |
2817 |
7/16/2006 |
spigot the bear in outer space |
spigot |
5144 |
2/13/2013 |
spigot the bear in primary care |
spigot |
2720 |
4/11/2006 |
spigot the bear season finale |
spigot |
2958 |
12/7/2006 |
spigot the bear xmas special |
spigot |
1597 |
2/12/2003 |
spigot the bear: act 2 |
pants,deuce,spigot |
1614 |
3/2/2003 |
spigot the bear: behind the scenes |
spigot |
1596 |
2/11/2003 |
spigot the bear: pilot |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
2990 |
1/9/2007 |
spigot the bear: the early years |
deuce,spigot |
4100 |
2/1/2010 |
spigot the bear: the last season |
pants |
2912 |
10/19/2006 |
spigot the bear: the movie |
spigot |
2006 |
3/31/2004 |
spigot vs. the mantra |
spigot |
770 |
11/1/2000 |
spigot's boutique |
spigot,deuce |
5817 |
1/2/2015 |
spigot's burgers |
spigot,pants |
3794 |
3/23/2009 |
spigot's isle |
spigot |
808 |
12/8/2000 |
spigot, concerned |
spigot |
1028 |
7/22/2001 |
spigot: homicide detective |
spigot |
1448 |
9/16/2002 |
spill-proof mug |
deuce,spigot |
5174 |
3/16/2013 |
spit it out man |
spigot |
6344 |
6/27/2016 |
spit me back up |
deuce,pants |
5770 |
11/16/2014 |
splash each other silly |
pants |
5316 |
8/5/2013 |
splut |
atandt,pants |
6381 |
8/4/2016 |
spluttery fanfare |
spigot,pants |
4451 |
1/27/2011 |
spluttery shits |
spigot,pants |
2525 |
9/28/2005 |
spoilers |
spigot |
1708 |
6/4/2003 |
spooky |
pants |
6660 |
5/28/2017 |
spooky font |
spigot |
2173 |
10/11/2004 |
spots |
bung,deuce |
4485 |
3/13/2011 |
spray me |
deuce,pants |
6583 |
3/10/2017 |
spray me down |
pants |
655 |
7/10/2000 |
spring cleaning for fags |
rands |
576 |
4/24/2000 |
sprint sense hurts |
pants,spigot |
4338 |
10/3/2010 |
spurting |
spigot,pants |
2936 |
11/14/2006 |
sputtering out |
spigot,pants |
6487 |
11/23/2016 |
sql injections and malware |
spigot,pants |
5555 |
4/14/2014 |
square in the fruitables |
spigot |
4941 |
7/14/2012 |
square in the fucking head |
deuce,pants |
5203 |
4/14/2013 |
square in the mouth |
spigot |
5304 |
7/24/2013 |
squatting in the tub |
spigot,pants |
926 |
4/8/2001 |
squeak |
deuce |
6974 |
4/25/2018 |
squeaking noises |
deuce,pants |
1512 |
11/19/2002 |
squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise |
spigot |
3361 |
1/15/2008 |
squeeze the orange juice out of me |
pants,atandt |
2260 |
1/5/2005 |
squeezy bouncy nuts |
deuce,spigot |
5438 |
12/18/2013 |
squip nope |
pants,deuce |
368 |
10/5/1999 |
squirt booth |
spigot,deuce |
4182 |
4/28/2010 |
squirt force |
pants |
6867 |
1/1/2018 |
squirt squirt |
pants |
989 |
6/12/2001 |
squirtshirts |
spigot |
416 |
11/19/1999 |
st. patrick's day |
pants,spigot |
5342 |
8/31/2013 |
stage left |
spigot |
6293 |
5/7/2016 |
stairs |
spigot |
604 |
5/22/2000 |
stairway to heaven |
spigot,pants |
1287 |
4/10/2002 |
stalking my dog |
spigot |
1503 |
11/10/2002 |
stall side applet |
pants,atandt,spigot |
1795 |
9/2/2003 |
standard query language |
rands |
3649 |
10/29/2008 |
standing on a chair |
deuce,spigot |
4376 |
11/10/2010 |
standing on a chair |
deuce,spigot |
4207 |
5/25/2010 |
stands back with the bat |
pants,deuce |
372 |
10/9/1999 |
star maps |
deuce,pants |
1829 |
10/6/2003 |
star ship troopers |
deuce |
4384 |
11/18/2010 |
star trek |
pants,deuce |
5851 |
2/5/2015 |
star trek drinking game |
spigot |
214 |
5/7/1999 |
star wars |
spigot |
1081 |
9/16/2001 |
starbucks and a noah's bagels |
deuce,spigot |
4041 |
12/2/2009 |
starfleet is one word |
rands,deuce |
5861 |
2/15/2015 |
starfleet protocol part 1 |
spigot |
5862 |
2/16/2015 |
starfleet protocol part 2 |
pants |
5931 |
4/26/2015 |
staring off into space |
spigot,deuce |
1458 |
9/26/2002 |
starring spigot |
spigot |
2573 |
11/15/2005 |
starting java |
deuce,spigot |
1813 |
9/20/2003 |
starting to think |
spigot |
1646 |
4/3/2003 |
station identification |
rands,spigot |
5576 |
5/5/2014 |
status is a duplicate |
deuce,hanford |
3858 |
5/26/2009 |
status update |
deuce |
4412 |
12/19/2010 |
stay away |
deuce,atandt |
3968 |
9/15/2009 |
stay in school |
spigot |
2085 |
6/18/2004 |
stay on the phone with me |
spigot |
2923 |
10/31/2006 |
stay over |
spigot,deuce |
6782 |
10/9/2017 |
std |
deuce |
1147 |
11/21/2001 |
stdjo.h |
spigot,deuce |
6423 |
9/18/2016 |
step by step instructions |
deuce,spigot |
1695 |
5/22/2003 |
steps to reproduce |
spigot,deuce |
5917 |
4/12/2015 |
steps to reproduce |
deuce |
4688 |
10/19/2011 |
steve jobs is dead |
spigot,pants |
2629 |
1/9/2006 |
sticks |
deuce,spigot |
4807 |
2/22/2012 |
still gentle and kind |
deuce |
3817 |
4/15/2009 |
still here in this room |
deuce,pants |
2808 |
7/8/2006 |
still hungry |
bung,rands |
2258 |
1/3/2005 |
still life with rands |
rands |
2331 |
3/17/2005 |
still not totally sure what you are getting at |
deuce,pants |
244 |
6/6/1999 |
still only thirty-five cents |
pants,deuce |
4921 |
6/23/2012 |
still present but not always |
pants |
2828 |
7/27/2006 |
still quite stoned |
spigot |
5567 |
4/26/2014 |
still somewhat entertaining |
deuce |
3223 |
8/30/2007 |
still waiting |
deuce,spigot |
4014 |
11/2/2009 |
stomp my grapes |
pants |
1926 |
1/11/2004 |
stomping the exhibit |
spigot,deuce |
1224 |
2/6/2002 |
stoned again |
pants,rands |
4423 |
12/30/2010 |
stoned again |
spigot |
887 |
2/28/2001 |
stoned before five |
pants |
3345 |
12/30/2007 |
stop and consider (do you ever) |
pants,atandt |
3476 |
5/9/2008 |
stop biting please |
pants,deuce |
4071 |
1/3/2010 |
stop coming to my house |
spigot |
3599 |
9/9/2008 |
stop hitting |
deuce,spigot |
3481 |
5/14/2008 |
stop poking holes in me |
deuce,bung,pants |
3876 |
6/13/2009 |
stop trying |
pants,deuce |
6947 |
3/22/2018 |
stop, drop and suck a dick |
effigy,deuce |
5213 |
4/24/2013 |
stop-motion gangbang |
pants |
1397 |
7/28/2002 |
stormtroopers wearing only helmets, black socks |
pants,deuce |
1600 |
2/16/2003 |
straight from the well |
pants |
1698 |
5/25/2003 |
straight out of the carton |
pants,spigot |
5120 |
1/20/2013 |
straight to hell forever |
spigot |
4090 |
1/22/2010 |
straight to my hhhhh |
pants,spigot |
1668 |
4/25/2003 |
strange melange |
spigot |
1984 |
3/8/2004 |
strange toilet |
rands,deuce |
1128 |
11/2/2001 |
strangers in the night |
spigot,rands |
4587 |
7/3/2011 |
stray mouse cursor in panel 2 |
pants,deuce |
1788 |
8/26/2003 |
street car |
pants |
5019 |
10/6/2012 |
street cred |
spigot |
742 |
10/4/2000 |
strike over! |
- |
3697 |
12/16/2008 |
stringers of saliva all over my dick |
spigot,deuce |
449 |
12/22/1999 |
stroke |
spigot,deuce,pants |
301 |
8/1/1999 |
strong boner related crypto |
pants |
4909 |
6/8/2012 |
strong evidence |
pants,deuce |
2816 |
7/16/2006 |
structure |
hanford |
3789 |
3/18/2009 |
strut my stuff |
pants |
6731 |
8/13/2017 |
stubby golf pencils |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3177 |
7/15/2007 |
stubby little arms |
deuce,rands |
3848 |
5/16/2009 |
stuck down here |
spigot |
4790 |
2/2/2012 |
stuck fast |
pants |
25 |
9/16/1998 |
stuck in a poo loop |
rands,deuce |
4235 |
6/22/2010 |
stuck in the men's room |
pants,deuce |
5702 |
9/9/2014 |
stuck in the muck |
pants |
3276 |
10/22/2007 |
stuck in the mud |
spigot,pants |
561 |
4/9/2000 |
stuck in the toilet |
deuce |
3189 |
7/27/2007 |
stuck in the toilet (ass and legs) |
spigot,deuce |
6922 |
2/25/2018 |
stuff it in my mouth |
spigot |
5864 |
2/18/2015 |
stuff them in my face |
pants,spigot |
3250 |
9/26/2007 |
stuffing it behind the fridge |
spigot,deuce,dick |
4406 |
12/13/2010 |
stunt double |
pants,deuce |
1942 |
1/27/2004 |
stupid game |
pants |
1995 |
3/19/2004 |
stupid prick |
deuce,spigot |
4961 |
8/3/2012 |
stupid question |
pants,deuce |
4250 |
7/7/2010 |
stupid, boring |
rands,deuce |
4954 |
7/27/2012 |
stuttering and bumbling |
pants,deuce |
1452 |
9/20/2002 |
sub stance |
pants,deuce |
3491 |
5/24/2008 |
sub-basement |
pants |
4812 |
2/27/2012 |
such a gentle soul |
deuce |
2181 |
10/18/2004 |
such a mantastic moustache |
rands,pants |
6834 |
11/29/2017 |
such are balls |
deuce,pants |
4493 |
3/21/2011 |
such is the life |
pants |
4763 |
1/6/2012 |
such is the life |
pants |
1185 |
12/29/2001 |
suck 'em if you got 'em |
pants |
5262 |
6/12/2013 |
suck dick like a battered woman |
spigot |
2847 |
8/14/2006 |
suck it real good |
rands,deuce,spigot |
5415 |
11/21/2013 |
sucking and/or getting sucked |
spigot |
1061 |
8/27/2001 |
sucking dick at office depot |
pants |
4025 |
11/13/2009 |
sucking dick in the super k-mart |
pants |
699 |
8/22/2000 |
sucking off the cast of user friendly |
pants |
4741 |
12/15/2011 |
sucks to be me |
spigot |
1943 |
1/28/2004 |
suddenly: gay marriage |
pants,deuce |
6643 |
5/11/2017 |
sufjan stevens or father john misty or dan the automator |
spigot,pants |
954 |
5/7/2001 |
suicide |
rands |
2284 |
1/29/2005 |
suicide girls |
spigot,deuce |
4547 |
5/15/2011 |
suicide pills |
spigot |
3517 |
6/19/2008 |
suicide solution |
spigot |
2517 |
9/19/2005 |
sulawesi toraja |
spigot |
5094 |
12/25/2012 |
summary of commands |
pants |
4620 |
8/5/2011 |
summer blockbuster |
deuce,pants |
6034 |
8/7/2015 |
summer colds |
spigot,deuce |
943 |
4/25/2001 |
summit/expo |
spigot |
3058 |
3/18/2007 |
sun day |
rands,deuce |
1165 |
12/9/2001 |
sun day(s) |
rands,pants |
1704 |
5/31/2003 |
sun down |
pants,deuce |
2347 |
4/2/2005 |
sun shine |
pants,deuce |
2490 |
8/23/2005 |
sun shine |
spigot |
1684 |
5/11/2003 |
sunday after noon |
deuce |
3626 |
10/6/2008 |
sunday brunch |
spigot |
696 |
8/19/2000 |
sunday school |
pants,deuce |
4638 |
8/23/2011 |
sunglasses |
pants,deuce |
2921 |
10/28/2006 |
sunshine |
pants |
5995 |
6/29/2015 |
super handsome |
pants,spigot |
1355 |
6/17/2002 |
super man |
deuce |
3524 |
6/26/2008 |
super power |
pants,deuce |
4429 |
1/5/2011 |
super powers |
deuce,spigot |
2790 |
6/20/2006 |
superman and his enormous package |
rands,atandt |
2240 |
12/16/2004 |
sure you do |
deuce |
6747 |
8/29/2017 |
surely |
spigot |
165 |
3/23/1999 |
surprise |
spigot |
287 |
7/18/1999 |
surprise folks |
spigot |
3818 |
4/16/2009 |
surprise party |
spigot |
6572 |
2/27/2017 |
surprised anybody noticed |
deuce,pants |
3567 |
8/8/2008 |
swallowed up by black hole |
deuce,pants |
5115 |
1/15/2013 |
swallowed up by black hole |
pants,deuce |
3591 |
9/1/2008 |
swamp in my throat |
spigot,pants |
491 |
1/30/2000 |
swans to dongs |
dick,deuce |
4124 |
2/26/2010 |
swarm around me |
deuce |
512 |
2/20/2000 |
swedish toilets |
spigot |
793 |
11/24/2000 |
sweepstakes winner |
spigot,deuce,pants |
6372 |
7/26/2016 |
sweet jesus |
deuce,pants |
513 |
2/21/2000 |
sweet land of liberty |
deuce |
1140 |
11/14/2001 |
sweet tart(s) |
spigot |
4826 |
3/12/2012 |
sweet, kind and gentle |
deuce,pants |
3759 |
2/16/2009 |
swift and painful justice |
spigot,deuce |
1826 |
10/3/2003 |
swollen and chalky |
deuce |
1456 |
9/24/2002 |
syntax error in rapekit |
pants,atandt |
3622 |
10/2/2008 |
syria planum |
pants,deuce |
944 |
4/26/2001 |
system folder |
deuce,spigot |
2107 |
7/10/2004 |
system halted |
pants,deuce |
2471 |
8/4/2005 |
t atandt kill yourself |
atandt,deuce |
3332 |
12/17/2007 |
t deuce hey |
deuce,dick |
3455 |
4/18/2008 |
t deuce manga |
deuce,spigot |
3388 |
2/11/2008 |
t deuce please send jerk photos |
rands,deuce |
6526 |
1/5/2017 |
t deuce wasn't me |
deuce,pants |
4952 |
7/25/2012 |
t pants who ya talkin' to |
spigot |
3393 |
2/16/2008 |
t pants, t deuce |
deuce,pants |
3987 |
10/4/2009 |
t rands |
rands,deuce |
4437 |
1/13/2011 |
t rands remember |
spigot,pants |
1078 |
9/13/2001 |
t spigot get your own towel |
pants |
1519 |
11/26/2002 |
t spigot never mind |
pants,spigot |
3140 |
6/8/2007 |
t spigot oh |
deuce,spigot |
2927 |
11/4/2006 |
t spigot shows at 3 and 11 weekdays |
spigot,effigy |
3286 |
11/1/2007 |
t spigot why in the world |
deuce,spigot |
703 |
8/26/2000 |
t, l or c |
deuce,spigot |
1121 |
10/26/2001 |
table of contents |
rands |
4689 |
10/20/2011 |
tachyonic neutrinos |
deuce |
1537 |
12/14/2002 |
tag team |
rands,spigot,deuce |
2355 |
4/10/2005 |
taint misbehaving |
spigot,deuce |
2061 |
5/25/2004 |
taj mahal of pornography, the |
atandt,deuce |
3996 |
10/13/2009 |
take it |
pants |
4016 |
11/4/2009 |
take it all |
pants |
3549 |
7/21/2008 |
take it off |
deuce,spigot |
5008 |
9/25/2012 |
take it personally |
deuce |
2841 |
8/8/2006 |
take me in your arms |
pants |
4883 |
5/12/2012 |
take me out |
spigot |
1463 |
10/1/2002 |
take off your top |
deuce,spigot |
6713 |
7/25/2017 |
take on me |
deuce,pants |
6564 |
2/18/2017 |
take the /quiz |
deuce,pants |
3150 |
6/18/2007 |
take the anal train (dogshit everywhere) |
pants,deuce |
1933 |
1/18/2004 |
take the jizz quiz |
spigot |
333 |
8/31/1999 |
take the queer quiz |
spigot |
2251 |
12/27/2004 |
take your time son |
deuce,pants |
3416 |
3/10/2008 |
takes two |
pants,deuce |
6359 |
7/12/2016 |
taking a dump on sagan's grave |
deuce,pants |
5543 |
4/2/2014 |
taking a shit in a paper bag |
pants,spigot |
2644 |
1/24/2006 |
taking a shit in your mouth |
spigot,deuce |
2668 |
2/17/2006 |
taking a test, promptly failing |
spigot |
5124 |
1/24/2013 |
taking inventory |
pants |
6680 |
6/17/2017 |
taking one for the team |
deuce,pants |
6181 |
1/3/2016 |
taking the bus |
pants,deuce |
2784 |
6/14/2006 |
talk him off or die trying |
ozone,atandt |
4247 |
7/4/2010 |
talk me off |
pants,deuce |
4903 |
6/2/2012 |
talk of pie |
pants,deuce |
6055 |
8/28/2015 |
talk soon |
spigot |
1192 |
1/5/2002 |
talkin' tolkien |
spigot |
2098 |
7/1/2004 |
talking in public the whole time |
deuce,pants |
3320 |
12/5/2007 |
talking off the deuce |
deuce,pants |
577 |
4/25/2000 |
talking on the computer |
spigot,pants |
4404 |
12/9/2010 |
talking past each other |
rands,spigot |
109 |
1/27/1999 |
tantamount to exercise |
deuce, pants, rands, spigot |
875 |
2/16/2001 |
tapping |
atandt,pants |
5458 |
1/7/2014 |
tappity tap tap |
rands |
1370 |
7/1/2002 |
tar pits |
deuce,pants |
1831 |
10/8/2003 |
tarantula |
dick,hanford,pants |
5646 |
7/15/2014 |
tastes nothing like anything |
deuce,pants |
3615 |
9/25/2008 |
tasty |
deuce,pants |
3348 |
1/2/2008 |
teaching you to swim |
ozone,deuce |
1779 |
8/14/2003 |
teacup |
spigot |
4088 |
1/20/2010 |
team jerkcity |
pants |
1868 |
11/14/2003 |
team man ship |
deuce,pants |
876 |
2/17/2001 |
team player |
rands,deuce |
3786 |
3/15/2009 |
team work |
spigot |
660 |
7/14/2000 |
technical difficulties |
pants,deuce |
813 |
12/16/2000 |
technical difficulties |
pants |
3260 |
10/6/2007 |
technical difficulties |
spigot,deuce |
2934 |
11/12/2006 |
technical difficulties (try again tomorrow) |
spigot |
5171 |
3/13/2013 |
ted talk |
pants,atandt |
2598 |
12/9/2005 |
tell it to the judge |
atandt,spigot |
6367 |
7/20/2016 |
tell me something gay |
dick,deuce |
3301 |
11/16/2007 |
tell me where you get it |
deuce,ozone,pants |
3438 |
4/1/2008 |
tell the wikitruth |
pants |
1848 |
10/25/2003 |
temporary restraining order |
deuce |
228 |
5/21/1999 |
ten |
rands |
2102 |
7/5/2004 |
ten dollar words |
spigot,pants |
4967 |
8/9/2012 |
ten light years |
spigot |
3623 |
10/3/2008 |
ten times a day |
spigot |
1148 |
11/22/2001 |
ten ways women can make strides in the workplace |
rands,deuce,spigot |
5169 |
3/11/2013 |
ten years ago |
spigot |
3087 |
4/16/2007 |
tennessee |
pants,deuce,spigot |
437 |
12/10/1999 |
tense negotiations |
rands,pants |
3490 |
5/23/2008 |
tentpole |
spigot,deuce |
6134 |
11/17/2015 |
term unclear |
pants |
892 |
3/5/2001 |
terrible thing |
pants,rands |
5437 |
12/17/2013 |
text messages |
pants,deuce |
2688 |
3/9/2006 |
thank |
pants,rands,spigot |
3317 |
12/2/2007 |
thank god |
deuce,pants |
3937 |
8/13/2009 |
thank heavens |
spigot,deuce |
2073 |
6/6/2004 |
thank you confused |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6968 |
4/12/2018 |
thank you for pretending to give a shit |
spigot,pants |
5960 |
5/25/2015 |
thanks for that |
spigot |
3105 |
5/4/2007 |
thanks to you |
deuce,spigot |
3266 |
10/12/2007 |
thanksgiving |
deuce,spigot |
5420 |
11/28/2013 |
thanksgiving |
deuce,pants |
4454 |
1/30/2011 |
that beaming smile |
pants,deuce |
4992 |
9/3/2012 |
that box |
deuce,pants |
3287 |
11/2/2007 |
that buttery warm fragrance |
pants |
6110 |
10/22/2015 |
that far ahead |
spigot |
2740 |
5/1/2006 |
that good one homosexual |
net,pants |
792 |
11/23/2000 |
that green stuff |
deuce,pants |
2571 |
11/13/2005 |
that guy's basket |
rands,spigot |
78 |
12/7/1998 |
that is no bunny |
|
79 |
12/8/1998 |
that is... |
|
2838 |
8/5/2006 |
that joy division song |
pants,deuce |
5504 |
2/22/2014 |
that kind of nonsense |
spigot,pants |
507 |
2/15/2000 |
that mallet |
deuce,pants |
3871 |
6/8/2009 |
that one letter |
deuce,spigot |
4076 |
1/8/2010 |
that one there |
pants |
3394 |
2/17/2008 |
that other guy |
pants,spigot,deuce |
1602 |
2/18/2003 |
that other one too |
dick,deuce,pants |
1274 |
3/28/2002 |
that particular scene |
rands,pants,deuce |
4221 |
6/8/2010 |
that poor girl |
spigot,deuce |
1509 |
11/16/2002 |
that propellerheads song |
pants,rands,deuce,spigot |
6696 |
7/8/2017 |
that settles it |
spigot |
6279 |
4/23/2016 |
that side of the mall |
spigot,pants |
1859 |
11/5/2003 |
that someone is everyone |
spigot |
862 |
2/3/2001 |
that sort of language |
deuce,spigot |
3415 |
3/9/2008 |
that sour-grapes look |
pants |
3570 |
8/11/2008 |
that thing (it is happening again) |
pants,deuce |
2121 |
7/24/2004 |
that was |
hanford,spigot |
4765 |
1/8/2012 |
that what is says |
rands,pants,deuce |
4420 |
12/27/2010 |
that whirring noise |
spigot,deuce |
5140 |
2/9/2013 |
that will also suffice |
pants,deuce |
3234 |
9/10/2007 |
that wonderful wonderful dream |
pants,deuce |
4576 |
6/21/2011 |
that would be cool |
spigot,deuce |
5835 |
1/20/2015 |
that would be wrong |
pants,spigot |
4067 |
12/30/2009 |
that would explain the fatness |
deuce,rands |
6340 |
6/23/2016 |
that you have diabetes |
deuce |
4461 |
2/7/2011 |
that's a can do |
deuce,pants |
6925 |
2/28/2018 |
that's about it |
deuce,pants |
5163 |
3/5/2013 |
that's all there is to it |
spigot |
108 |
1/24/1999 |
that's amore |
spigot |
5591 |
5/21/2014 |
that's fair |
spigot |
4361 |
10/26/2010 |
that's my head |
deuce,spigot |
4849 |
4/4/2012 |
that's no bear |
pants,deuce |
4084 |
1/16/2010 |
that's not healthy |
pants,deuce |
4712 |
11/13/2011 |
that's right |
pants,deuce |
2963 |
12/13/2006 |
that's the spigot promise |
deuce,spigot |
28 |
9/20/1998 |
that's two rules |
|
3178 |
7/16/2007 |
that's what i want (shit) |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5742 |
10/19/2014 |
that's what she said |
pants,spigot,deuce |
5707 |
9/14/2014 |
that's what you get |
deuce |
6238 |
3/12/2016 |
that's why we put up the signs |
spigot |
5748 |
10/25/2014 |
the 3x3 grid |
pants,deuce |
4015 |
11/3/2009 |
the absolutely true story of pants from jerkcity |
pants |
4475 |
2/24/2011 |
the absolutely true story of spigot the bear |
spigot |
3666 |
11/15/2008 |
the anger and hate |
spigot |
3304 |
11/19/2007 |
the answer is pain |
rands,deuce,pants |
6512 |
12/22/2016 |
the archduke had it coming |
deuce,pants |
1951 |
2/4/2004 |
the ashamed lowercase y |
spigot |
1896 |
12/12/2003 |
the ass-testing of santa claus |
pants,deuce |
3033 |
2/21/2007 |
the back of his hand |
spigot,rands |
719 |
9/11/2000 |
the balls ate my balls page |
spigot |
906 |
3/19/2001 |
the balls page |
spigot |
6248 |
3/22/2016 |
the bank dick |
spigot,pants |
560 |
4/8/2000 |
the bargains |
spigot |
4928 |
6/30/2012 |
the beatoff gods |
deuce |
5233 |
5/14/2013 |
the best blowjobs |
bung,deuce |
6438 |
10/3/2016 |
the best laid plans |
dick,deuce |
3913 |
7/20/2009 |
the best machine |
pants,spigot |
5418 |
11/24/2013 |
the best part |
deuce |
745 |
10/7/2000 |
the best thing about marijuana |
pants |
4721 |
11/22/2011 |
the best thing that ever happened to us |
pants,deuce |
4390 |
11/25/2010 |
the best way |
spigot,pants,deuce |
3790 |
3/19/2009 |
the big big city |
spigot,pants |
6866 |
12/31/2017 |
the big mouth noise |
deuce,pants |
5141 |
2/10/2013 |
the bionic man noise |
net,deuce |
558 |
4/6/2000 |
the black dot from adventure |
deuce,pants |
300 |
7/31/1999 |
the blair witch |
deuce,rands |
5978 |
6/12/2015 |
the blue background |
spigot |
310 |
8/9/1999 |
the boner crisis: day 8 |
spigot,pants,deuce |
4665 |
9/23/2011 |
the bonking |
spigot |
850 |
1/22/2001 |
the box |
spigot,deuce,pants |
6133 |
11/16/2015 |
the bread guy |
spigot,pants |
6283 |
4/27/2016 |
the bus one |
spigot,pants |
3483 |
5/16/2008 |
the bus to your face |
pants,rands |
5540 |
3/30/2014 |
the bushes are a good place to hide |
pants,deuce |
7011 |
0/0/0 |
the business of dicks |
deuce,pants |
5871 |
2/25/2015 |
the cage |
pants,spigot,deuce |
3972 |
9/19/2009 |
the captain |
pants |
5904 |
3/30/2015 |
the case of the haunted fannypack |
pants,deuce |
5129 |
1/29/2013 |
the cast of nash bridges |
pants,deuce |
5856 |
2/10/2015 |
the cds and the boombox |
pants,deuce,rands |
399 |
11/3/1999 |
the challenge |
pants,deuce |
674 |
7/28/2000 |
the chicago manual of poo |
deuce,pants |
342 |
9/9/1999 |
the children |
spigot |
6226 |
2/29/2016 |
the choices i made that day |
spigot |
5194 |
4/5/2013 |
the choke |
pants |
1645 |
4/2/2003 |
the choke, the clutch |
pants,spigot |
3783 |
3/12/2009 |
the church, the steeple |
spigot |
772 |
11/3/2000 |
the closet |
deuce,spigot |
5682 |
8/20/2014 |
the cloud |
pants,spigot |
4411 |
12/18/2010 |
the clown with his pants down |
spigot,deuce |
5529 |
3/19/2014 |
the clunk |
pants |
759 |
10/21/2000 |
the cockmobile |
spigot,pants |
3636 |
10/16/2008 |
the cocks that got away |
pants |
453 |
12/26/1999 |
the cocksucking game |
pants,spigot |
5010 |
9/27/2012 |
the comedy closet is full |
spigot,deuce |
470 |
1/9/2000 |
the commish |
deuce,pants,net |
4534 |
5/1/2011 |
the company of prostitutes |
spigot,deuce |
755 |
10/17/2000 |
the complete idiot's guide to licking dick |
rands |
5884 |
3/10/2015 |
the conscience of the king |
pants,deuce |
3056 |
3/16/2007 |
the contents of my mouth |
pants,deuce |
5881 |
3/7/2015 |
the corbomite maneuver |
pants,deuce |
6227 |
3/1/2016 |
the correction is noted |
atandt |
5975 |
6/9/2015 |
the crank part 1 |
pants |
5976 |
6/10/2015 |
the crank part 2 |
pants |
2832 |
7/31/2006 |
the daily jerkcity |
spigot,rands |
3959 |
9/6/2009 |
the dance of the seven pricks |
spigot |
2274 |
1/19/2005 |
the day before the end of the world |
rands,pants |
2528 |
10/1/2005 |
the day control messages stopped working |
deuce |
4875 |
5/3/2012 |
the dead parrot sketch |
spigot |
3919 |
7/26/2009 |
the death of rock and roll |
net,deuce,pants |
5647 |
7/16/2014 |
the diabetes problem |
deuce,spigot,effigy |
652 |
7/7/2000 |
the dick cache god |
pants,deuce |
348 |
9/15/1999 |
the dick checkout counter |
deuce,net |
5425 |
12/3/2013 |
the dick pit |
pants,spigot |
4188 |
5/4/2010 |
the door is unlocked |
spigot |
5268 |
6/18/2013 |
the drake equation |
net,deuce |
1222 |
2/4/2002 |
the dreaded electric pencil sharpener |
pants |
668 |
7/22/2000 |
the dreaded links page |
spigot |
2113 |
7/16/2004 |
the drill |
rands,deuce |
5801 |
12/17/2014 |
the drone files |
spigot |
3228 |
9/4/2007 |
the duke |
spigot |
6799 |
10/26/2017 |
the duke of new york |
deuce,pants |
567 |
4/15/2000 |
the early years (act 1, scene 1) |
spigot,pants |
568 |
4/16/2000 |
the early years (act 1, scene 2) |
spigot,pants |
538 |
3/17/2000 |
the economics of electronic commerce |
rands |
720 |
9/12/2000 |
the effects of drinking soap |
pants |
721 |
9/13/2000 |
the elusive jizz bug |
deuce,rands |
585 |
5/3/2000 |
the end |
rands,pants |
2887 |
9/23/2006 |
the end of summer |
pants |
6130 |
11/11/2015 |
the end of summer |
pants |
6010 |
7/14/2015 |
the end of the world |
spigot,deuce |
5876 |
3/2/2015 |
the enemy within |
pants,deuce |
4230 |
6/17/2010 |
the evening news |
pants,deuce |
3465 |
4/28/2008 |
the extent to which |
deuce,pants |
4479 |
2/28/2011 |
the face of god |
deuce,spigot |
524 |
3/3/2000 |
the faq wizard |
rands,pants,spigot |
1031 |
7/28/2001 |
the fetus and nozzle show |
fetus,nozzle |
4142 |
3/16/2010 |
the first person |
spigot |
3828 |
4/26/2009 |
the fuck do you |
rands,deuce |
4078 |
1/10/2010 |
the fucking news flash |
deuce |
174 |
4/1/1999 |
the fucking porn room |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5371 |
10/5/2013 |
the fun never ends |
pants |
4761 |
1/4/2012 |
the further adventures of spigot the bear |
spigot |
5887 |
3/13/2015 |
the galileo seven |
spigot |
316 |
8/15/1999 |
the game of boggle |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6266 |
4/9/2016 |
the game of cock |
pants,deuce |
2294 |
2/8/2005 |
the gang is all here |
rands,spigot |
1725 |
6/21/2003 |
the gang's all here |
net,deuce |
3580 |
8/21/2008 |
the gang's all here |
spigot,pants,deuce |
5795 |
12/11/2014 |
the gay we were |
deuce,spigot |
404 |
11/8/1999 |
the gay-bashing fence |
pants,spigot |
6436 |
10/1/2016 |
the gay/transgender over-under re: a human beating off |
deuce,spigot,pants |
4958 |
7/31/2012 |
the ghetto u |
pants,spigot |
3723 |
1/11/2009 |
the gift of laughter |
deuce,spigot |
3485 |
5/18/2008 |
the glowing theory |
deuce |
3770 |
2/27/2009 |
the goal |
spigot |
5674 |
8/12/2014 |
the god of hellfire |
pants,deuce |
439 |
12/12/1999 |
the good book |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1020 |
7/14/2001 |
the great pumpkin |
spigot |
3484 |
5/17/2008 |
the great race |
spigot,deuce |
6986 |
0/0/0 |
the greatest miracle of miracles |
pants |
6557 |
2/11/2017 |
the hamster chronicles |
pants |
2221 |
11/27/2004 |
the hard way |
deuce |
1489 |
10/27/2002 |
the hebrew god |
pants,deuce,atandt |
6848 |
12/13/2017 |
the hiccups |
deuce |
1535 |
12/12/2002 |
the hills |
pants,deuce,spigot |
392 |
10/27/1999 |
the hills are alive (a beautiful musical) |
pants,spigot |
4748 |
12/22/2011 |
the hills are alive revisited (another beautiful musical) |
spigot |
1886 |
12/2/2003 |
the horping balls |
spigot |
6609 |
4/7/2017 |
the hose again |
deuce,spigot |
466 |
1/5/2000 |
the how and the why |
spigot |
6729 |
8/11/2017 |
the imbroglio |
net,deuce,spigot |
6606 |
4/4/2017 |
the inevitable conclusion of the dick |
deuce,spigot |
4869 |
4/27/2012 |
the inside of me |
pants,deuce |
129 |
2/20/1999 |
the insolence |
deuce,pants |
419 |
11/22/1999 |
the irc |
deuce,pants,spigot |
4582 |
6/28/2011 |
the irc |
spigot,pants |
3803 |
4/1/2009 |
the jerkcity channel |
pants |
6054 |
8/27/2015 |
the jerkies |
spigot |
75 |
11/30/1998 |
the jew who had gas |
|
1362 |
6/24/2002 |
the jizzy dir |
pants,spigot |
5735 |
10/12/2014 |
the jizzy dir |
spigot |
997 |
6/20/2001 |
the joke and the punchline |
spigot |
4405 |
12/12/2010 |
the juice |
pants,spigot |
3810 |
4/8/2009 |
the justice or the lulz |
pants,spigot |
336 |
9/3/1999 |
the lab |
spigot,deuce,pants |
1975 |
2/28/2004 |
the last one |
pants |
6917 |
2/20/2018 |
the last thing i'd possibly do |
deuce,pants |
6390 |
8/13/2016 |
the last transmission before radio silence |
pants |
3757 |
2/14/2009 |
the latter |
spigot,deuce |
6861 |
12/26/2017 |
the letter |
deuce,pants |
2706 |
3/27/2006 |
the letter q |
pants,atandt |
5278 |
6/28/2013 |
the letter t |
deuce |
6542 |
1/27/2017 |
the line for the bathroom |
spigot,pants |
406 |
11/10/1999 |
the living room |
pants,spigot |
6937 |
3/12/2018 |
the lobster tank at safeway |
spigot |
5399 |
11/2/2013 |
the longest ten seconds |
deuce |
787 |
11/18/2000 |
the look of dick |
deuce,pants,rands,spigot |
2950 |
11/29/2006 |
the lost weekend |
atandt,pants |
3724 |
1/12/2009 |
the luckiest man alive |
deuce |
6830 |
11/25/2017 |
the machinery groans and stalls |
spigot,pants |
4685 |
10/16/2011 |
the magic word |
deuce,dick |
1624 |
3/12/2003 |
the main menu |
pants,ozone |
6963 |
4/7/2018 |
the making of jizzy jim's: behind the scenes |
deuce,pants |
4962 |
8/4/2012 |
the man asked you a question |
pants |
2131 |
8/3/2004 |
the man likes mice |
pants,deuce |
854 |
1/26/2001 |
the man on the shroud is none other than jesus christ himself |
pants,deuce |
5873 |
2/27/2015 |
the man trap |
sparky,captain,private jim |
5283 |
7/3/2013 |
the math/porn part of my mind |
deuce,spigot,pants |
240 |
6/2/1999 |
the mating rituals of spigot |
spigot,deuce |
4138 |
3/12/2010 |
the mayor |
deuce |
4427 |
1/3/2011 |
the men and women |
pants,spigot |
5882 |
3/8/2015 |
the menagerie part i |
pants,hanford |
5883 |
3/9/2015 |
the menagerie part ii |
pants,deuce |
646 |
7/1/2000 |
the miracle of modern medicine |
deuce |
4557 |
5/26/2011 |
the model will return shortly |
deuce |
274 |
7/5/1999 |
the moon |
deuce,spigot |
323 |
8/22/1999 |
the moon fell down the stairs |
pants,deuce |
6327 |
6/10/2016 |
the moon, mars, past the asteroid belt |
deuce,pants |
4159 |
4/3/2010 |
the moral of the story |
spigot |
3022 |
2/10/2007 |
the more you know |
spigot |
4520 |
4/17/2011 |
the more you put it off |
spigot,deuce |
6656 |
5/24/2017 |
the most beautiful girl |
deuce,pants |
3851 |
5/19/2009 |
the most important thing on the internet |
pants |
2253 |
12/29/2004 |
the most wonderful time of the year |
deuce,atandt |
5123 |
1/23/2013 |
the n-word |
spigot,pants |
5875 |
3/1/2015 |
the naked time |
pants,deuce |
6403 |
8/26/2016 |
the nature of its reality |
deuce,pants |
4326 |
9/21/2010 |
the nbc comedy barn |
spigot,deuce |
6573 |
2/28/2017 |
the nearest knish cart |
spigot |
6730 |
8/12/2017 |
the needful |
deuce,spigot |
4647 |
9/1/2011 |
the news |
pants |
369 |
10/6/1999 |
the next morning |
spigot |
1006 |
6/29/2001 |
the nicest thing |
spigot,deuce |
395 |
10/30/1999 |
the nickel |
deuce,pants,spigot |
2613 |
12/24/2005 |
the night before christmas |
spigot,pants |
3867 |
6/4/2009 |
the normal response |
rands,deuce |
6503 |
12/10/2016 |
the notion of albert brooks |
deuce,spigot,pants |
74 |
11/29/1998 |
the nougat |
|
6013 |
7/17/2015 |
the o is the hardest part |
deuce,pants |
1482 |
10/20/2002 |
the occasional blowjob |
pants,hanford,atandt |
1149 |
11/23/2001 |
the one about |
dick,deuce |
3869 |
6/6/2009 |
the one goat the one time |
pants,deuce |
6613 |
4/11/2017 |
the one light |
spigot,pants |
3940 |
8/16/2009 |
the one on the left |
spigot |
1604 |
2/20/2003 |
the one that almost got away |
pants,spigot |
5466 |
1/15/2014 |
the one that got away |
deuce,pants |
5459 |
1/8/2014 |
the one that got away |
pants,deuce |
231 |
5/24/1999 |
the one where |
spigot,deuce |
2238 |
12/14/2004 |
the ones in my cupboard |
pants,spigot |
5843 |
1/28/2015 |
the only measured, logical response |
spigot,deuce |
4756 |
12/30/2011 |
the only way i know how |
pants,deuce |
4319 |
9/14/2010 |
the other one |
pants |
1464 |
10/2/2002 |
the ozone and deuce show |
deuce,ozone |
2534 |
10/7/2005 |
the ozone and deuce show |
deuce,ozone |
6116 |
10/28/2015 |
the pac-man |
pants,deuce |
5890 |
3/16/2015 |
the passion of atandt: i renounce jerkcity |
atandt |
2875 |
9/11/2006 |
the path to 9/11 |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
4714 |
11/15/2011 |
the patriot |
pants,deuce |
6330 |
6/13/2016 |
the peacock |
spigot,pants |
2537 |
10/10/2005 |
the penguin incident |
atandt,deuce |
819 |
12/22/2000 |
the penny arcade incident |
pants |
5906 |
4/1/2015 |
the peoples republic of jerkcity |
deuce |
4236 |
6/23/2010 |
the pervasive smell of turpentine |
deuce,pants |
530 |
3/9/2000 |
the pincers of power! |
pants,spigot |
3010 |
1/29/2007 |
the piss bill |
pants,spigot,deuce |
2867 |
9/3/2006 |
the pitch (day after cupcake day) |
pants |
4901 |
5/31/2012 |
the point of a bigger dick |
pants,spigot |
4081 |
1/13/2010 |
the poking |
pants,deuce |
308 |
8/8/1999 |
the political one |
pants |
649 |
7/4/2000 |
the poo button |
rands,pants |
1013 |
7/6/2001 |
the postman |
spigot,pants |
1685 |
5/12/2003 |
the power of liquor |
spigot |
503 |
2/11/2000 |
the power of love |
pants,spigot |
2812 |
7/12/2006 |
the previously unpublished love letters of spigot the bear |
spigot |
302 |
8/2/1999 |
the prickalino |
pants,deuce |
360 |
9/27/1999 |
the pringles |
spigot,net,deuce |
6350 |
7/3/2016 |
the problem with ducks |
deuce,dick |
2105 |
7/8/2004 |
the problem with hookers |
spigot,pants |
3593 |
9/3/2008 |
the problem with poo |
spigot |
2188 |
10/25/2004 |
the punch line is alcoholism |
deuce,pants |
2023 |
4/17/2004 |
the purple man |
pants |
5697 |
9/4/2014 |
the q in q*bert |
spigot,deuce |
1303 |
4/26/2002 |
the quest for porn |
spigot,pants |
5448 |
12/28/2013 |
the queue is empty |
pants |
6885 |
1/19/2018 |
the quicktime logo |
spigot |
4251 |
7/8/2010 |
the rapist game |
atandt,deuce,rands,spigot,dick,bung,ozone,pants |
5296 |
7/16/2013 |
the real housewives of jerkcity |
deuce |
2515 |
9/17/2005 |
the real reason |
pants |
5610 |
6/9/2014 |
the reason the sky looks blue |
spigot,pants |
837 |
1/9/2001 |
the remarkable world of pants |
pants |
4983 |
8/25/2012 |
the right answer |
pants,deuce |
617 |
6/3/2000 |
the rockford files |
atandt,pants |
2039 |
5/3/2004 |
the romans or the huns (take your pick) |
pants |
750 |
10/12/2000 |
the rules of dick |
spigot |
5444 |
12/24/2013 |
the rules of love |
pants,deuce |
6508 |
12/15/2016 |
the rules of love |
deuce,pants |
6402 |
8/25/2016 |
the saint of all wieners |
deuce,pants |
6240 |
3/14/2016 |
the same amount of beautiful |
pants,deuce |
5825 |
1/10/2015 |
the same hands |
spigot |
1692 |
5/19/2003 |
the same page |
pants,deuce |
4302 |
8/28/2010 |
the same toothbrush that fell into the toilet |
pants,deuce |
3103 |
5/2/2007 |
the saving throw rapist |
deuce |
6944 |
3/19/2018 |
the scariest monster of all |
deuce,pants |
198 |
4/23/1999 |
the scientific method |
deuce,spigot |
4 |
8/20/1998 |
the secret of numb |
|
587 |
5/5/2000 |
the seven dwarves |
everybody |
2335 |
3/21/2005 |
the seven endless |
pants |
5334 |
8/23/2013 |
the shed |
pants |
1069 |
9/4/2001 |
the shelling continues |
net,pants |
6984 |
0/0/0 |
the show me state |
deuce,pants |
2724 |
4/15/2006 |
the show must go on |
pants,ozone,deuce |
483 |
1/22/2000 |
the skills to pay the bills |
pants,deuce,rands |
307 |
8/7/1999 |
the smell of schizophrenia |
pants |
6724 |
8/6/2017 |
the softer side of sears |
spigot |
6479 |
11/13/2016 |
the sound of the bus resigned |
spigot |
2275 |
1/20/2005 |
the spigot man can |
spigot,pants |
5888 |
3/14/2015 |
the squire of gothos |
atandt,deuce |
6882 |
1/16/2018 |
the squirrels got into the birdseed |
deuce,pants |
569 |
4/17/2000 |
the stairs |
spigot |
2569 |
11/11/2005 |
the stalls out west |
pants |
213 |
5/6/1999 |
the stark story |
pants |
6560 |
2/14/2017 |
the sticky heat of the day will dictate that detail |
deuce,pants |
4056 |
12/17/2009 |
the story of a boy who becomes a man |
spigot |
6090 |
10/2/2015 |
the story of my life |
deuce |
448 |
12/21/1999 |
the story of us |
pants,deuce |
142 |
3/5/1999 |
the subjunctive |
deuce |
599 |
5/17/2000 |
the sweetbread shortage |
pants |
3259 |
10/5/2007 |
the system is being shut down now |
ozone,deuce |
2297 |
2/11/2005 |
the teflon dong |
spigot,deuce,pants |
6339 |
6/22/2016 |
the tension mounts |
pants |
1860 |
11/6/2003 |
the things we find on usenet part 3 |
deuce,pants |
1883 |
11/29/2003 |
the things we find on usenet part 4 |
spigot |
1275 |
3/29/2002 |
the things we find on usenet part i |
spigot |
1276 |
3/30/2002 |
the things we find on usenet part ii |
deuce |
4579 |
6/25/2011 |
the third dimension is you |
pants |
5982 |
6/16/2015 |
the three amigos |
deuce,spigot |
5732 |
10/9/2014 |
the three steps |
bung,deuce |
4244 |
7/1/2010 |
the toilet brush |
deuce,pants |
1246 |
2/28/2002 |
the toilet stall bandit |
spigot,pants |
578 |
4/26/2000 |
the toilet story |
spigot,pants |
80 |
12/9/1998 |
the town song |
|
5158 |
2/27/2013 |
the trap door is important (long version) |
deuce |
5157 |
2/26/2013 |
the trap door is important (short version) |
spigot |
2272 |
1/17/2005 |
the troll guild |
atandt |
1424 |
8/23/2002 |
the trouble with pac-man |
rands |
6277 |
4/22/2016 |
the tub guy |
spigot |
6457 |
10/22/2016 |
the two happiest days in a man's life |
spigot,pants |
6448 |
10/13/2016 |
the tyranny of the beatoff |
deuce |
3021 |
2/9/2007 |
the tyranny of the rands |
rands,pants |
3557 |
7/29/2008 |
the tyranny of three |
deuce,pants |
3211 |
8/18/2007 |
the uppercase club |
pants,deuce,spigot |
557 |
4/5/2000 |
the urine |
spigot |
5850 |
2/4/2015 |
the user rands is not connected |
deuce,rands |
257 |
6/19/1999 |
the very bad farm |
spigot,pants,deuce |
3020 |
2/8/2007 |
the very same |
spigot,deuce |
441 |
12/14/1999 |
the waiter |
pants,spigot |
1956 |
2/9/2004 |
the waltz of Jéricho |
pants |
5131 |
1/31/2013 |
the war on rape |
spigot,pants |
2406 |
5/31/2005 |
the way of the world |
deuce,ozone |
579 |
4/27/2000 |
the way you close your eyes |
pants |
6768 |
9/23/2017 |
the weather control machine |
deuce,pants |
5208 |
4/19/2013 |
the weeping dongs |
pants |
743 |
10/5/2000 |
the weigel factor |
spigot,deuce |
1455 |
9/23/2002 |
the weirdest thing |
spigot |
514 |
2/22/2000 |
the westminster dog show |
spigot |
2390 |
5/15/2005 |
the what factor |
deuce,pants |
3621 |
10/1/2008 |
the wheels of cars |
spigot,pants |
1468 |
10/6/2002 |
the whole damn system is out of order |
pants,spigot |
6289 |
5/3/2016 |
the whole nickel |
deuce,pants |
5302 |
7/22/2013 |
the whole world can be your stage |
spigot |
921 |
4/3/2001 |
the will of god |
pants |
5696 |
9/3/2014 |
the wisdom of solomon |
pants |
5200 |
4/11/2013 |
the wizard and the princess |
spigot |
4525 |
4/22/2011 |
the wonderful world of spigot |
spigot |
982 |
6/4/2001 |
the world will never know |
deuce |
5569 |
4/28/2014 |
the wrong end in front |
pants |
5720 |
9/27/2014 |
the wrong way round |
deuce,spigot |
3012 |
1/31/2007 |
the yam stand |
deuce,pants,spigot |
2586 |
11/28/2005 |
theme to spigot the bear |
spigot |
4543 |
5/10/2011 |
then breaks the dawn |
spigot |
4536 |
5/3/2011 |
then how do you |
spigot |
6232 |
3/6/2016 |
then i go online |
spigot,rands,deuce |
4781 |
1/24/2012 |
then i really have to |
deuce,spigot |
2228 |
12/4/2004 |
then i woke the fuck up |
rands,pants |
1965 |
2/18/2004 |
then the cops came |
rands,deuce |
6362 |
7/15/2016 |
then there will be war |
deuce,pants |
6902 |
2/5/2018 |
then they sat me down |
spigot |
1182 |
12/26/2001 |
there are no prizes involved |
deuce,pants |
2804 |
7/4/2006 |
there goes the cockbot |
atandt,rands |
5508 |
2/26/2014 |
there is no dick or dope here |
pants,deuce |
4596 |
7/12/2011 |
there is no god |
pants |
5323 |
8/12/2013 |
there is no wrong answer |
spigot |
2904 |
10/11/2006 |
there is only one god and he is god |
pants,deuce |
4680 |
10/11/2011 |
there's a bee in here |
deuce,pants |
6358 |
7/11/2016 |
there's a fork in there |
spigot |
1198 |
1/11/2002 |
there's something about ike |
atandt |
5538 |
3/28/2014 |
there, done |
deuce,pants |
6384 |
8/7/2016 |
these are the days of our lives |
deuce,pants |
955 |
5/8/2001 |
these are the rules (pt. 1) |
rands |
5925 |
4/20/2015 |
these are the times that try men's souls |
spigot,pants |
4249 |
7/6/2010 |
these are their stories |
spigot,pants |
73 |
11/28/1998 |
these are tomatoes |
|
5277 |
6/27/2013 |
these beautiful ladyboys |
deuce |
879 |
2/20/2001 |
these cheese fries |
rands,deuce,pants |
7004 |
0/0/0 |
these days i feel like i do nothing right |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3703 |
12/22/2008 |
these dicks and pricks |
spigot,pants |
1477 |
10/15/2002 |
these fine wines |
pants,spigot |
4241 |
6/28/2010 |
these horrible things |
deuce,pants |
2969 |
12/19/2006 |
these pumpy times of ours |
deuce,rands |
2330 |
3/16/2005 |
these united states |
spigot,deuce |
6253 |
3/27/2016 |
they are naturally like that |
deuce,pants |
191 |
4/16/1999 |
they are to blame |
deuce,pants |
5590 |
5/20/2014 |
they buy and plant |
deuce,pants |
6066 |
9/8/2015 |
they do not reply |
deuce,pants |
4245 |
7/2/2010 |
they hate it |
pants,deuce |
4049 |
12/10/2009 |
they huddle around him |
pants,deuce |
3016 |
2/4/2007 |
they made my dick drink paint |
pants,deuce |
3139 |
6/7/2007 |
they will pay for what they have done |
spigot,deuce |
3333 |
12/18/2007 |
they'll never wake us in time |
pants,spigot |
154 |
3/13/1999 |
thick |
deuce,rands,spigot |
1990 |
3/14/2004 |
things i hit |
spigot |
6176 |
12/29/2015 |
things you can do to it |
pants |
5067 |
11/25/2012 |
thinking of different people |
pants,deuce |
3849 |
5/17/2009 |
third base |
pants,deuce |
1101 |
10/6/2001 |
third party check |
pants,spigot |
6243 |
3/17/2016 |
thirsty work |
pants |
1640 |
3/28/2003 |
thirty-frog and some change |
pants,deuce |
4887 |
5/16/2012 |
this and also that |
deuce |
5585 |
5/14/2014 |
this bag and this rag |
pants,spigot |
2378 |
5/3/2005 |
this calls for |
deuce,pants |
6127 |
11/8/2015 |
this can't be real life |
atandt |
8 |
8/25/1998 |
this channel sucks |
|
4091 |
1/23/2010 |
this chat thing |
atandt,deuce |
2254 |
12/30/2004 |
this comic sucks |
rands,deuce |
3326 |
12/11/2007 |
this corny dream |
pants,deuce |
57 |
10/27/1998 |
this dot |
|
2424 |
6/18/2005 |
this film is not yet rated |
spigot,deuce |
3382 |
2/5/2008 |
this fine morning |
spigot,deuce |
3554 |
7/26/2008 |
this frog |
pants |
5730 |
10/7/2014 |
this game of twenty questions |
pants,deuce |
6934 |
3/9/2018 |
this grocery basket |
spigot |
3040 |
2/28/2007 |
this guy |
spigot |
5085 |
12/16/2012 |
this i know |
deuce,net |
1974 |
2/27/2004 |
this is a test |
atandt |
5344 |
9/2/2013 |
this is an outrage |
pants |
5073 |
12/1/2012 |
this is for you |
pants |
2522 |
9/24/2005 |
this is how we roll |
pants |
4304 |
8/30/2010 |
this is jerkcity |
rands,pants |
4709 |
11/10/2011 |
this is jnn |
pants |
3597 |
9/7/2008 |
this is not a drill |
pants |
6633 |
5/1/2017 |
this is not a drill |
deuce |
2470 |
8/3/2005 |
this is not a test |
spigot |
5800 |
12/16/2014 |
this is only a test |
pants |
6318 |
6/1/2016 |
this is radio free jerkcity |
spigot |
6312 |
5/26/2016 |
this is taking forever |
deuce,pants |
4608 |
7/24/2011 |
this is the zodiac speaking |
pants |
1461 |
9/29/2002 |
this island earth |
deuce,pants |
6780 |
10/7/2017 |
this isn't doing shit |
deuce,pants |
5325 |
8/14/2013 |
this isn't very good customer service |
spigot,pants |
3372 |
1/26/2008 |
this jar of peanut butter |
net,pants,deuce |
363 |
9/30/1999 |
this kick |
rands,deuce |
1341 |
6/3/2002 |
this lousy t-shirt |
atandt |
1707 |
6/3/2003 |
this magic show |
rands,spigot |
6383 |
8/6/2016 |
this man's navy |
spigot |
2630 |
1/10/2006 |
this means you |
deuce |
4343 |
10/8/2010 |
this morning |
spigot |
5153 |
2/22/2013 |
this mouth |
pants |
2885 |
9/21/2006 |
this one also comes with instruction manual |
deuce,spigot |
2882 |
9/18/2006 |
this one comes complete with instruction manual |
deuce,spigot |
6292 |
5/6/2016 |
this one seems sad |
pants |
680 |
8/3/2000 |
this one's for the kids |
spigot |
5650 |
7/19/2014 |
this place is a dump |
spigot |
6771 |
9/26/2017 |
this promise ring |
spigot,pants |
4434 |
1/10/2011 |
this thing |
pants,deuce |
1856 |
11/2/2003 |
this time |
spigot |
5175 |
3/17/2013 |
this time for sure |
spigot |
5951 |
5/16/2015 |
this time for sure |
pants |
4136 |
3/10/2010 |
this time i swear |
pants,deuce |
3520 |
6/22/2008 |
this time with feeling |
pants |
2974 |
12/24/2006 |
this way |
spigot |
5426 |
12/4/2013 |
this way doctor freeman |
spigot |
531 |
3/10/2000 |
this week's newsletter |
spigot |
1154 |
11/28/2001 |
this weird dream |
pants |
4662 |
9/20/2011 |
this wig, this hoop skirt |
pants,deuce |
4982 |
8/24/2012 |
this would be easier |
pants |
6072 |
9/14/2015 |
thisaway |
deuce,pants |
487 |
1/26/2000 |
thomas edison, probably |
spigot |
2493 |
8/26/2005 |
those are my butterscotches |
deuce,spigot |
3732 |
1/20/2009 |
those were the days |
spigot,pants |
2565 |
11/7/2005 |
thought (and then afterthought) |
spigot |
6651 |
5/19/2017 |
thought you might know |
deuce,pants |
3084 |
4/13/2007 |
thought you said |
spigot |
4593 |
7/9/2011 |
thoughts, feelings |
pants |
5385 |
10/19/2013 |
three baked potatoes with butter |
spigot |
1733 |
6/29/2003 |
three broken ribs and a busted jaw |
pants,deuce |
1847 |
10/24/2003 |
three cheers |
spigot |
6244 |
3/18/2016 |
three cheers |
spigot |
1411 |
8/11/2002 |
three dicks |
deuce,pants |
3928 |
8/4/2009 |
three hundred pounds of fatty fun |
spigot |
2191 |
10/28/2004 |
three large pizzas |
pants,spigot |
3195 |
8/2/2007 |
three little pigs |
pants,deuce |
773 |
11/4/2000 |
three o'clock high |
pants,rands |
232 |
5/25/1999 |
three rooms |
pants,deuce,spigot |
1336 |
5/29/2002 |
three short plays |
spigot |
1804 |
9/11/2003 |
three tiered assault |
spigot |
1474 |
10/12/2002 |
through binoculars |
deuce,spigot |
2918 |
10/25/2006 |
through the flap |
spigot,deuce |
2164 |
10/2/2004 |
throw me a donut |
deuce |
6621 |
4/19/2017 |
throwing it at the bus |
pants |
2555 |
10/28/2005 |
thug life |
deuce,pants |
3369 |
1/23/2008 |
thundercats |
deuce,pants |
2296 |
2/10/2005 |
thurs day night |
pants,deuce |
2125 |
7/28/2004 |
thursday after noon |
ozone,deuce |
6348 |
7/1/2016 |
tight lid |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5461 |
1/10/2014 |
tight little asses taking dumps in my mouth |
spigot,deuce |
1754 |
7/20/2003 |
tight ship |
pants |
2055 |
5/19/2004 |
time and salt |
pants,deuce |
3811 |
4/9/2009 |
time and space |
spigot |
5813 |
12/29/2014 |
time bomb |
pants,deuce |
3248 |
9/24/2007 |
time for |
pants |
379 |
10/15/1999 |
time out |
pants,rands,deuce |
3461 |
4/24/2008 |
time out |
atandt |
4754 |
12/28/2011 |
time to sing |
spigot |
5485 |
2/3/2014 |
timecop |
spigot |
5024 |
10/13/2012 |
timecop (part 1 of 2) |
pants,deuce |
5025 |
10/14/2012 |
timecop (part 2 of 2) |
pants,deuce |
5853 |
2/7/2015 |
timeline |
spigot |
5429 |
12/7/2013 |
tin foil |
spigot,deuce |
3470 |
5/3/2008 |
tina fey will not squirm or complain during the lovemaking act |
deuce,pants,spigot |
3471 |
5/4/2008 |
tina fey will smile and pretend she likes it even though she has more important stuff to do |
deuce,bung |
1398 |
7/29/2002 |
tiny hairs and fibers |
spigot,pants |
1567 |
1/13/2003 |
tired of wondering whether or not |
pants,net,deuce |
3119 |
5/18/2007 |
tired of you people |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3679 |
11/28/2008 |
tis a boner |
pants,dick |
20 |
9/10/1998 |
tissue paper hustler ratio |
|
6530 |
1/9/2017 |
titanic 2 |
deuce,pants |
1672 |
4/29/2003 |
tlot torco tud |
pants,deuce,spigot |
5475 |
1/24/2014 |
to all the girls |
spigot,pants,deuce |
960 |
5/13/2001 |
to be a mommy |
net,bung |
5947 |
5/12/2015 |
to find work and order potstickers |
spigot,deuce |
1556 |
1/2/2003 |
to hack or to phrack |
spigot,deuce |
828 |
12/31/2000 |
to kill twenty people |
deuce,pants,spigot |
3532 |
7/4/2008 |
to my balls |
deuce,spigot |
140 |
3/3/1999 |
to rule in favor |
deuce,spigot |
3772 |
3/1/2009 |
to what |
spigot,deuce |
2779 |
6/9/2006 |
to what end/o untimely death! |
atandt,spigot |
2148 |
9/16/2004 |
to you live from the 53rd state |
deuce,spigot |
685 |
8/8/2000 |
to your nuts |
rands,pants,deuce |
5492 |
2/10/2014 |
to-do list |
pants |
3894 |
7/1/2009 |
today's challenge |
pants,spigot |
3722 |
1/10/2009 |
today's content |
spigot,pants |
3751 |
2/8/2009 |
together after school |
spigot |
5099 |
12/30/2012 |
together time |
spigot |
364 |
10/1/1999 |
toilet |
deuce,pants,spigot |
3004 |
1/23/2007 |
toilet antics |
pants,spigot |
6630 |
4/28/2017 |
toilet bowl |
spigot,pants |
6459 |
10/24/2016 |
toilet brush emoji |
spigot |
3522 |
6/24/2008 |
toilet fucker |
pants,deuce |
5810 |
12/26/2014 |
toilet phone |
spigot,deuce |
3218 |
8/25/2007 |
toilet pig |
pants |
6923 |
2/26/2018 |
toilet pigs |
deuce,pants |
1441 |
9/9/2002 |
toilet sex |
deuce,spigot |
6425 |
9/20/2016 |
toiletries and what have you |
pants |
4217 |
6/4/2010 |
token ring network |
pants,deuce |
984 |
6/7/2001 |
tom green |
rands |
1658 |
4/15/2003 |
tomato |
dick,deuce |
2865 |
9/1/2006 |
tomorrow |
deuce,pants |
5775 |
11/21/2014 |
tomorrow |
spigot |
6805 |
11/1/2017 |
tonight's better for me |
spigot,pants |
5075 |
12/5/2012 |
too big to fail |
deuce,pants |
3401 |
2/24/2008 |
too complicated to follow |
deuce,pants |
1979 |
3/3/2004 |
too far gone |
pants |
2763 |
5/24/2006 |
too fat for the cheerleading squad |
spigot,deuce |
3610 |
9/20/2008 |
too generic |
atandt,deuce,spigot |
4194 |
5/10/2010 |
too hot |
atandt,deuce |
4871 |
4/29/2012 |
too late |
pants |
6588 |
3/17/2017 |
too late |
deuce,pants |
2862 |
8/29/2006 |
too many pants |
pants |
957 |
5/10/2001 |
too much curry |
pants |
4044 |
12/5/2009 |
too much in the background |
deuce,pants |
229 |
5/22/1999 |
too much poo |
pants |
664 |
7/18/2000 |
too preachy |
deuce,spigot |
4229 |
6/16/2010 |
too stoned to notice ghosts |
deuce,rands,pants |
5031 |
10/20/2012 |
too tight |
spigot |
5981 |
6/15/2015 |
too tired to fight |
pants,deuce |
2884 |
9/20/2006 |
toothpaste on them |
spigot |
1270 |
3/24/2002 |
top five percent |
deuce,spigot |
2304 |
2/18/2005 |
top less |
rands |
6046 |
8/19/2015 |
top of mind |
pants,deuce,spigot |
1042 |
8/8/2001 |
top ten signs |
spigot |
2778 |
6/8/2006 |
toss them a crumb |
rands,spigot |
1164 |
12/8/2001 |
totally disgusting |
deuce |
2065 |
5/29/2004 |
totally fucking invisible |
rands |
3874 |
6/11/2009 |
totally out of control |
spigot,pants |
1837 |
10/14/2003 |
totally scared |
spigot,deuce |
3038 |
2/26/2007 |
totally silent |
deuce,pants |
2222 |
11/28/2004 |
totally ten dicks |
spigot,rands,pants |
6988 |
0/0/0 |
touch it |
effigy,deuce,spigot |
4686 |
10/17/2011 |
touch it all |
deuce,pants |
3199 |
8/6/2007 |
touch my stuff |
deuce,pants |
5870 |
2/24/2015 |
touch you must |
pants,deuce |
909 |
3/22/2001 |
touched by god |
deuce,spigot |
6962 |
4/6/2018 |
touched by god |
pants |
2709 |
3/30/2006 |
touching on me |
pants,deuce,spigot |
5586 |
5/16/2014 |
tough times for trolley |
pants |
2762 |
5/23/2006 |
tous qu'il sait |
pants,deuce |
3396 |
2/19/2008 |
towering over me |
spigot,pants |
2497 |
8/30/2005 |
toxic shock |
deuce |
424 |
11/27/1999 |
toy story 2 |
spigot |
6076 |
9/18/2015 |
train of thought |
pants |
1273 |
3/27/2002 |
training day |
spigot,pants |
582 |
4/30/2000 |
tranquillity of mind (zen boners 2 of 4) |
spigot |
505 |
2/13/2000 |
transcendental cocksucking |
rands |
1379 |
7/10/2002 |
transcripts of hypnosis sessions with doctor octavius |
atandt,pants |
4526 |
4/23/2011 |
transparent |
pants |
3917 |
7/24/2009 |
trap it in a garbage bag |
deuce,pants |
1469 |
10/7/2002 |
trapped in a hollow log |
deuce,spigot |
4290 |
8/16/2010 |
trash can |
spigot |
586 |
5/4/2000 |
tree frogs |
pants,katrina |
1890 |
12/6/2003 |
trial issue |
spigot,pants |
1002 |
6/25/2001 |
trials and tribulations |
deuce |
5630 |
6/29/2014 |
trigger warning |
pants,deuce |
1629 |
3/17/2003 |
triple word score |
rands,deuce |
1902 |
12/18/2003 |
triumph tr-3 |
pants,deuce |
6552 |
2/6/2017 |
troll controller |
deuce,pants |
5285 |
7/5/2013 |
tropical drinks on the cruise ship |
spigot,deuce |
1841 |
10/18/2003 |
trouble |
spigot |
1617 |
3/5/2003 |
trouble shooting |
rands,deuce |
4113 |
2/14/2010 |
troubleshooting |
bung,pants |
4711 |
11/12/2011 |
truck month |
spigot |
3545 |
7/17/2008 |
truck required for transport |
deuce,pants |
4114 |
2/15/2010 |
true love |
pants,deuce |
840 |
1/12/2001 |
true story |
atandt |
1591 |
2/6/2003 |
true story 2 |
rands |
3866 |
6/3/2009 |
true to life |
spigot |
1681 |
5/8/2003 |
truly efficient |
pants,deuce |
6003 |
7/7/2015 |
truly i do love you |
pants |
1003 |
6/26/2001 |
truly jizzworthy |
deuce,spigot |
2937 |
11/15/2006 |
trunkload |
pants,deuce |
5575 |
5/4/2014 |
truth serum |
deuce,pants |
3292 |
11/7/2007 |
try as he might |
dick,pants |
6441 |
10/6/2016 |
try as he might |
spigot |
1215 |
1/28/2002 |
try as i might |
spigot |
6838 |
12/3/2017 |
try asking nicely |
spigot,pants |
3986 |
10/3/2009 |
try not to think about it |
pants |
4321 |
9/16/2010 |
trying |
spigot,deuce |
3631 |
10/11/2008 |
trying again |
pants |
3798 |
3/27/2009 |
trying for |
deuce,pants |
6578 |
3/5/2017 |
trying on clothes at mervyn's |
deuce,spigot |
6624 |
4/22/2017 |
trying on cowboy hats |
deuce,pants |
326 |
8/25/1999 |
trying to fist myself (a progress report) |
spigot |
3435 |
3/29/2008 |
trying to fit in |
spigot |
3191 |
7/29/2007 |
trying to help |
pants |
5700 |
9/7/2014 |
trying to help |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6160 |
12/13/2015 |
trying to take a shit here |
spigot,pants |
748 |
10/10/2000 |
tsing-tao |
spigot,deuce |
2287 |
2/1/2005 |
tsunami victims aid |
spigot |
3442 |
4/5/2008 |
tube fruit |
spigot,pants |
2410 |
6/4/2005 |
tucked into your belt |
deuce,pants |
2068 |
6/1/2004 |
tuesday after noon |
pants |
5724 |
10/1/2014 |
tuesday evening |
deuce |
7009 |
0/0/0 |
tug it out like a weed |
pants |
1810 |
9/17/2003 |
tug tug tug |
pants,spigot |
1267 |
3/21/2002 |
turban equals death |
rands |
1150 |
11/24/2001 |
turkish prison |
rands,pants |
5633 |
7/2/2014 |
turn around and i'll unzip ya |
pants |
3271 |
10/17/2007 |
turn off the bat signal |
pants |
7005 |
0/0/0 |
turning purple |
pants |
1844 |
10/21/2003 |
turns off radio |
atandt,pants |
1329 |
5/22/2002 |
turtle neck |
rands,deuce |
6446 |
10/11/2016 |
tux the penguin |
deuce,bung |
4330 |
9/25/2010 |
tv time |
spigot |
5111 |
1/11/2013 |
twelve angry men |
spigot |
6357 |
7/10/2016 |
twenty percent off |
spigot |
3321 |
12/6/2007 |
twenty-two hundred hours |
deuce,pants |
5096 |
12/27/2012 |
twisted and broken on the battlefield |
pants |
72 |
11/27/1998 |
twisted sister |
|
3308 |
11/23/2007 |
two balls |
spigot |
2467 |
7/31/2005 |
two best friends |
pants,deuce |
2372 |
4/27/2005 |
two big balls down a hill |
spigot |
6323 |
6/6/2016 |
two bits |
atandt |
233 |
5/26/1999 |
two bombs |
pants,rands,spigot |
3893 |
6/30/2009 |
two categories |
spigot |
6546 |
1/31/2017 |
two dorks in suits |
deuce,pants |
6507 |
12/14/2016 |
two dudes doin' it |
deuce,pants |
6978 |
0/0/0 |
two fat dipshits |
deuce,pants |
5673 |
8/11/2014 |
two gay vampires |
spigot |
5390 |
10/24/2013 |
two holes |
spigot,deuce |
1029 |
7/23/2001 |
two in the hand |
atandt |
5535 |
3/25/2014 |
two peas |
deuce,pants |
6002 |
7/6/2015 |
two quick questions |
deuce |
2576 |
11/18/2005 |
two seconds |
spigot,deuce |
2147 |
9/15/2004 |
two strong arms |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6823 |
11/18/2017 |
two stupid legs |
spigot |
6215 |
2/17/2016 |
two things |
deuce |
6725 |
8/7/2017 |
two thoughts |
spigot |
382 |
10/18/1999 |
two times seven times six equals three |
spigot,pants |
6492 |
11/28/2016 |
two to three is standard |
deuce,pants |
4246 |
7/3/2010 |
two wishes left |
pants,deuce |
1256 |
3/10/2002 |
two words |
deuce,spigot |
6205 |
2/4/2016 |
two-part question |
spigot |
465 |
1/4/2000 |
u.f.o. encounter |
pants,deuce,spigot |
1876 |
11/22/2003 |
u.s. out of jerkcity |
deuce |
6126 |
11/7/2015 |
uhm err |
pants,atandt |
1045 |
8/11/2001 |
uhura sure is hot |
deuce |
945 |
4/27/2001 |
uma thurman |
spigot |
563 |
4/11/2000 |
unclog |
spigot,pants |
3964 |
9/11/2009 |
uncomfortable silence |
pants,deuce |
6325 |
6/8/2016 |
unconscious dumpster date rape |
deuce,spigot |
4927 |
6/29/2012 |
uncountably infinite dicks |
net,deuce |
2225 |
12/1/2004 |
undead road trip or bust |
pants |
3541 |
7/13/2008 |
undefined |
spigot |
971 |
5/24/2001 |
undefined reference to main |
deuce,rands |
4673 |
10/1/2011 |
under construction pardon our dust |
spigot |
5360 |
9/18/2013 |
under my mattress |
pants |
4779 |
1/22/2012 |
under stood |
pants,deuce |
1239 |
2/21/2002 |
under the couch |
deuce |
1574 |
1/20/2003 |
under the sink 1 |
pants,rands |
1575 |
1/21/2003 |
under the sink 2 |
pants,rands |
1576 |
1/22/2003 |
under the sink 3 |
pants,rands |
694 |
8/17/2000 |
under there |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6229 |
3/3/2016 |
under/over |
pants |
2826 |
7/25/2006 |
undercover |
spigot |
4622 |
8/7/2011 |
undersides |
pants |
401 |
11/5/1999 |
undertow |
pants,spigot |
4306 |
9/1/2010 |
underwear, socks |
spigot,pants |
1999 |
3/24/2004 |
unentonastic |
deuce |
3100 |
4/29/2007 |
unfold him |
pants,dick,deuce |
5552 |
4/11/2014 |
ungh |
spigot,deuce |
3153 |
6/21/2007 |
unhelpful edits |
pants,deuce |
758 |
10/20/2000 |
unidentified subject |
hanford |
118 |
2/8/1999 |
united houses of pancakes |
deuce,pants |
5270 |
6/20/2013 |
universal sufferage ext. remix |
deuce,pants |
5269 |
6/19/2013 |
universal suffrage |
spigot |
1748 |
7/14/2003 |
unix |
rands |
185 |
4/10/1999 |
unix guru status |
bung,spigot |
811 |
12/14/2000 |
unix is for tribbles |
spigot |
1578 |
1/24/2003 |
unix jokes |
pants,ozone,deuce |
4705 |
11/6/2011 |
unix poweruser |
spigot |
1387 |
7/18/2002 |
unknown user |
pants,ozone |
4515 |
4/12/2011 |
unlicked dicks in the brig |
pants,deuce |
3784 |
3/13/2009 |
unlocked |
pants,spigot |
5549 |
4/8/2014 |
unlucky enough |
pants,deuce |
1024 |
7/18/2001 |
unsigned dongs |
spigot,deuce |
4692 |
10/24/2011 |
unsubscribe |
spigot,deuce,pants |
201 |
4/25/1999 |
untitled |
spigot,rands |
550 |
3/29/2000 |
untitled #4 |
pants,deuce,rands,spigot |
2270 |
1/15/2005 |
untitled 2 |
atandt |
6213 |
2/12/2016 |
untitled 3 |
atandt |
728 |
9/20/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 1 |
- |
729 |
9/21/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 2 |
- |
731 |
9/23/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 3 |
- |
733 |
9/25/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 4 |
- |
734 |
9/26/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 5 |
- |
736 |
9/28/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 6 |
- |
737 |
9/29/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 7 |
- |
738 |
9/30/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 8 |
- |
659 |
7/13/2000 |
untitled no. 3 |
pants,spigot,deuce |
517 |
2/25/2000 |
up all night |
spigot,pants |
6435 |
9/30/2016 |
up and down pretty good |
dick,spigot |
4204 |
5/22/2010 |
up and off |
pants |
3663 |
11/12/2008 |
up for that |
spigot,pants |
4266 |
7/23/2010 |
up in there |
deuce,dick |
2787 |
6/17/2006 |
up late |
spigot,atandt |
3242 |
9/18/2007 |
up ourselves |
deuce,pants |
4581 |
6/27/2011 |
up the nuts |
spigot |
5313 |
8/2/2013 |
up the nuts |
spigot |
4267 |
7/24/2010 |
up the skirt |
spigot,pants |
5037 |
10/26/2012 |
up there in the sky |
spigot |
1648 |
4/5/2003 |
up to speed with cocksucking |
pants |
4351 |
10/16/2010 |
up yours |
spigot,deuce |
3779 |
3/8/2009 |
update the table |
deuce,spigot |
6600 |
3/29/2017 |
upgrading/fondling |
deuce,pants |
922 |
4/4/2001 |
upper and lowercase |
spigot |
3399 |
2/22/2008 |
upper case |
deuce |
5656 |
7/25/2014 |
upside-down tron cycle |
spigot,deuce |
1195 |
1/8/2002 |
upskirt |
pants,spigot |
6868 |
1/2/2018 |
uptime |
deuce,pants |
2824 |
7/23/2006 |
uranus |
spigot |
5845 |
1/30/2015 |
urinal cakes |
pants,deuce |
1386 |
7/17/2002 |
urine + cake mix |
pants,spigot |
1874 |
11/20/2003 |
urine in the cafeteria |
spigot |
3225 |
9/1/2007 |
urine man |
deuce |
704 |
8/27/2000 |
urk |
spigot |
3359 |
1/13/2008 |
urmph |
deuce,spigot |
5265 |
6/15/2013 |
us-984xn |
pants |
5988 |
6/22/2015 |
use the KFC store locator to find KFC locations near you |
spigot,deuce |
1955 |
2/8/2004 |
useless shitcakes |
spigot |
1218 |
1/31/2002 |
usenet porn |
deuce |
1916 |
1/1/2004 |
user pants is not connected |
deuce,pants,ozone |
2209 |
11/15/2004 |
using only our hands |
pants |
5557 |
4/16/2014 |
utterly charming and spooky |
spigot |
1048 |
8/14/2001 |
uucico |
rands,deuce,pants |
1376 |
7/7/2002 |
vacation |
deuce,spigot |
508 |
2/16/2000 |
vacation slides |
spigot,pants |
902 |
3/15/2001 |
vaginal farts |
rands |
6223 |
2/26/2016 |
vanilla bean ice cream |
pants,spigot |
51 |
10/18/1998 |
various gay places |
spigot,pants |
30 |
9/22/1998 |
vcr clock |
|
962 |
5/15/2001 |
veiled threat |
pants |
4964 |
8/6/2012 |
veni vidi vici |
spigot |
1819 |
9/26/2003 |
venn diagram |
net |
4172 |
4/18/2010 |
verbed |
spigot,deuce |
6655 |
5/23/2017 |
verification of member information is now due |
deuce,pants |
3216 |
8/23/2007 |
very angry |
spigot |
2162 |
9/30/2004 |
very angry ham sandwich |
pants |
6818 |
11/13/2017 |
very beautiful and interesting |
spigot |
5998 |
7/2/2015 |
very busy |
pants |
2207 |
11/13/2004 |
very clever people |
atandt,pants,deuce |
5561 |
4/20/2014 |
very dismayed |
pants,spigot |
2642 |
1/22/2006 |
very funny |
spigot |
4978 |
8/20/2012 |
very funny scotty |
spigot |
4648 |
9/2/2011 |
very good please continue |
pants,deuce |
5957 |
5/22/2015 |
very important to us |
pants,deuce |
2359 |
4/14/2005 |
very much exactly like the toaster |
atandt,pants |
5411 |
11/17/2013 |
very nearly negotiated a peace treaty |
pants |
4990 |
9/1/2012 |
very still |
deuce |
5992 |
6/26/2015 |
very tired |
deuce,spigot |
2801 |
7/1/2006 |
very true story |
net |
1123 |
10/28/2001 |
very upset with pants |
atandt |
4202 |
5/18/2010 |
very well then |
pants |
2761 |
5/22/2006 |
veuillez porter juste la robe |
pants,spigot |
1751 |
7/17/2003 |
vi, emacs |
rands |
5685 |
8/23/2014 |
victims of sexual assault |
effigy,pants |
1719 |
6/15/2003 |
victoria paris, christy canyon and ashlyn gere |
spigot,deuce |
6275 |
4/20/2016 |
view source |
pants |
5955 |
5/20/2015 |
vint cerf |
deuce |
151 |
3/11/1999 |
violated twice |
spigot,deuce |
6386 |
8/9/2016 |
violets are blue |
deuce |
5346 |
9/4/2013 |
virtual environment |
spigot |
1090 |
9/25/2001 |
virtually vacuous |
spigot |
1257 |
3/11/2002 |
virtually vacuous |
chante |
4912 |
6/11/2012 |
virtually vacuous |
deuce,pants |
1075 |
9/10/2001 |
virus alert |
spigot |
6614 |
4/12/2017 |
vito is gay hd |
spigot,pants |
2813 |
7/13/2006 |
voice |
hanford |
6217 |
2/19/2016 |
voight-kampff part 1 |
pants,deuce |
6218 |
2/20/2016 |
voight-kampff part 2 |
spigot,pants |
6549 |
2/3/2017 |
volume knob |
deuce,spigot |
2 |
8/18/1998 |
vote dongs |
|
1968 |
2/21/2004 |
vote for me |
pants |
5548 |
4/7/2014 |
voting dongs |
pants,deuce |
3274 |
10/20/2007 |
vwoop vwoop |
spigot,deuce |
6254 |
3/28/2016 |
wacky doo-high |
pants,net,deuce |
87 |
12/17/1998 |
wait |
spigot |
4813 |
2/28/2012 |
wait 30 seconds |
spigot |
5403 |
11/6/2013 |
wait a minute |
atandt |
5901 |
3/27/2015 |
wait got distracted |
deuce |
2754 |
5/15/2006 |
wait hang on |
spigot |
4713 |
11/14/2011 |
wait i got confused |
spigot,deuce |
3224 |
8/31/2007 |
wait no |
pants |
1583 |
1/29/2003 |
waiting outside in the cold |
deuce |
4223 |
6/10/2010 |
waka waka waka waka |
deuce |
1783 |
8/18/2003 |
wake up |
pants,deuce |
6450 |
10/15/2016 |
wake up |
spigot |
2371 |
4/26/2005 |
wake up everybody wake up |
deuce,pants |
5417 |
11/23/2013 |
wake up freaks |
spigot |
2815 |
7/15/2006 |
waking up is hard to do |
spigot |
3449 |
4/12/2008 |
walk up and honk |
deuce,pants |
4129 |
3/3/2010 |
walkabout |
pants,deuce |
1912 |
12/28/2003 |
walking talking fudge brownie |
spigot |
3936 |
8/12/2009 |
walking, talking |
spigot,deuce |
3838 |
5/6/2009 |
walnuts and fudge |
spigot |
5816 |
1/1/2015 |
walnuts and pecans |
spigot,deuce |
5419 |
11/27/2013 |
wandering through the gay district pretending to be drunk |
spigot,pants |
1073 |
9/8/2001 |
wang incident(s) |
deuce,pants |
1988 |
3/12/2004 |
wangly |
spigot |
1092 |
9/27/2001 |
wangs |
spigot,pants |
23 |
9/14/1998 |
wanna pounda dope |
|
4227 |
6/14/2010 |
want to kiss |
pants,deuce |
3253 |
9/29/2007 |
want, get |
pants |
4183 |
4/29/2010 |
war |
spigot,deuce |
4291 |
8/17/2010 |
warm cups |
rands,spigot |
5615 |
6/14/2014 |
warm greetings |
deuce,spigot |
4773 |
1/16/2012 |
warm up |
spigot |
632 |
6/18/2000 |
warming up |
pants |
332 |
8/30/1999 |
warning |
pants,spigot |
4603 |
7/19/2011 |
warning |
pants |
6294 |
5/8/2016 |
warning pull up |
deuce,pants |
6393 |
8/16/2016 |
warning sign |
pants |
6376 |
7/30/2016 |
warning zero atmospheric pressure |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6704 |
7/16/2017 |
warning/hard enough |
spigot,pants |
3939 |
8/15/2009 |
was re: |
spigot |
3725 |
1/13/2009 |
was re: get the fuck out |
spigot |
2445 |
7/9/2005 |
was re: what we agreed upon earlier in the day |
spigot |
171 |
3/29/1999 |
was that out loud |
deuce |
6555 |
2/9/2017 |
was that really it |
deuce,spigot |
2090 |
6/23/2004 |
was that you |
deuce,pants |
6088 |
9/30/2015 |
wasd |
pants,deuce |
6915 |
2/18/2018 |
wasd |
spigot |
4991 |
9/2/2012 |
wasn't me |
deuce |
1187 |
12/31/2001 |
wasn't sleeping |
deuce,spigot |
2911 |
10/18/2006 |
watch him jack off |
pants |
3054 |
3/14/2007 |
watch him poo |
pants,deuce,dick |
386 |
10/21/1999 |
watch me jerk off |
deuce,spigot |
6908 |
2/11/2018 |
watch me plump |
spigot,pants |
5953 |
5/18/2015 |
watch me war |
pants,deuce |
1892 |
12/8/2003 |
watch out for icebergs jean-charles |
rands,spigot |
32 |
9/24/1998 |
watch the profanity |
|
2460 |
7/24/2005 |
watch the road |
pants,deuce |
2449 |
7/13/2005 |
watch what you say |
pants,deuce |
973 |
5/26/2001 |
watching the mtv together |
spigot,deuce |
4698 |
10/30/2011 |
water me |
pants,deuce |
3562 |
8/3/2008 |
water once but never again |
spigot,pants |
2336 |
3/22/2005 |
water safety with jizzy mcpissface |
spigot |
4398 |
12/3/2010 |
water them nightly |
pants,deuce |
1809 |
9/16/2003 |
water world |
spigot,deuce |
3313 |
11/28/2007 |
waterfowl |
pants,spigot,deuce |
1454 |
9/22/2002 |
wave of the future |
ozone,deuce |
1650 |
4/7/2003 |
waw wah waw |
spigot |
588 |
5/6/2000 |
waxing gay |
deuce |
3112 |
5/11/2007 |
way ahead of you |
rands,spigot |
3687 |
12/6/2008 |
way overdue |
spigot |
2879 |
9/15/2006 |
way overdue for a spurt |
net,deuce |
2009 |
4/3/2004 |
way to fucking suck it |
spigot,pants |
1611 |
2/27/2003 |
way way back in the last one |
spigot |
4482 |
3/3/2011 |
we all fall down |
pants,deuce |
6143 |
11/26/2015 |
we all need new codenames blahglabglha |
pants |
4691 |
10/22/2011 |
we all suspected |
pants |
3804 |
4/2/2009 |
we are all dizzy |
spigot |
2234 |
12/10/2004 |
we are all totally compiling gay.c |
spigot |
5933 |
4/28/2015 |
we are become anal |
pants,deuce |
6316 |
5/30/2016 |
we ask that you please leave |
spigot,pants |
4421 |
12/28/2010 |
we do not want to awaken the spirits |
deuce |
5755 |
11/1/2014 |
we don't |
spigot |
3411 |
3/5/2008 |
we hardly knew ye |
spigot |
6470 |
11/4/2016 |
we have lost objective apples |
deuce,pants |
6309 |
5/23/2016 |
we heard you |
rands,spigot |
2593 |
12/4/2005 |
we must operate |
pants,deuce |
6926 |
3/1/2018 |
we shall fight on the beaches |
deuce,spigot,pants |
6039 |
8/12/2015 |
we should all take a deep breath |
deuce,rands |
113 |
2/3/1999 |
we should operate |
pants, spigot |
2223 |
11/29/2004 |
we should probably put them to sleep |
pants,deuce |
2036 |
4/30/2004 |
we the people |
pants |
3067 |
3/27/2007 |
we three kings / cleared my browser cache |
pants,spigot |
4858 |
4/13/2012 |
we'd better get started |
pants,deuce |
1552 |
12/29/2002 |
we'll never know for sure |
pants,spigot |
4051 |
12/12/2009 |
we're all a fucking family |
spigot |
6536 |
1/15/2017 |
we're busting balls 1/3 |
deuce,spigot |
3974 |
9/21/2009 |
we're going to get along just fine |
deuce,pants |
5625 |
6/24/2014 |
we're going to have to beat that bear off |
deuce,pants |
5293 |
7/13/2013 |
we're going to sears |
pants,deuce |
3973 |
9/20/2009 |
we're going to the moon |
pants |
4055 |
12/16/2009 |
we're gonna need |
spigot |
3977 |
9/24/2009 |
we're suck it seriously |
pants,deuce,spigot |
3975 |
9/22/2009 |
we're unsigned |
deuce,spigot |
3976 |
9/23/2009 |
we're yes and no |
pants,deuce |
3978 |
9/25/2009 |
we're you're not looking |
pants |
3979 |
9/26/2009 |
we're zones in the chooser |
deuce,spigot |
555 |
4/3/2000 |
weather advisory |
rands,spigot |
4592 |
7/8/2011 |
weather alert |
pants |
5821 |
1/6/2015 |
weather report |
pants,deuce |
3124 |
5/23/2007 |
weather supercenter |
deuce,spigot |
245 |
6/7/1999 |
webby awards |
deuce,spigot |
2069 |
6/2/2004 |
wednesday after noon |
atandt,pants |
810 |
12/13/2000 |
weebles wobble |
pants |
1278 |
4/1/2002 |
wegsleepregeling |
pants,spigot |
1608 |
2/24/2003 |
weighing in on the war |
pants,rands,atandt,spigot,deuce |
3731 |
1/19/2009 |
weight problem |
deuce,pants |
1855 |
11/1/2003 |
weird gurgling sounds |
deuce |
4392 |
11/27/2010 |
welcome back |
deuce,spigot |
4001 |
10/20/2009 |
welcome back constant reader |
pants |
3949 |
8/27/2009 |
welcome home |
pants |
431 |
12/4/1999 |
welcome to jerkcity |
rands,pants |
2637 |
1/17/2006 |
welcome to jerkcity |
pants |
3319 |
12/4/2007 |
welcome to jerkcity |
pants |
6846 |
12/11/2017 |
welcome to monday |
spigot,pants |
3813 |
4/11/2009 |
welcome to my world |
deuce,spigot |
2895 |
10/1/2006 |
welcome to october |
pants,deuce |
3433 |
3/27/2008 |
welcome to the real world |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3424 |
3/18/2008 |
welcome!!!!!!!!! |
deuce,spigot |
2241 |
12/17/2004 |
well duh |
bung,deuce |
6950 |
3/25/2018 |
well here's what i think |
spigot,pants |
1322 |
5/15/2002 |
well i pierced my dick |
deuce |
5015 |
10/2/2012 |
well ok if you |
spigot,net |
4514 |
4/11/2011 |
well okay |
ozone,deuce |
6454 |
10/19/2016 |
well played |
deuce,spigot |
6887 |
1/21/2018 |
well then |
deuce,pants |
3258 |
10/4/2007 |
well-rounded fuck |
pants,net,ozone,deuce |
5235 |
5/16/2013 |
wet cement |
spigot,deuce |
5635 |
7/4/2014 |
wet cement |
spigot |
5496 |
2/14/2014 |
wet socks |
spigot |
3175 |
7/13/2007 |
wham wham wham wham wham wham |
spigot,deuce |
247 |
6/9/1999 |
whap, slap |
spigot,pants |
4032 |
11/20/2009 |
what |
pants |
85 |
12/15/1998 |
what I did last summer |
deuce, spigot |
2218 |
11/24/2004 |
what a fine moo this is |
atandt,pants |
5762 |
11/8/2014 |
what a great day |
spigot |
1595 |
2/10/2003 |
what a great day to get head from me |
pants |
4822 |
3/8/2012 |
what a kind, gentle man we have in him |
deuce |
5090 |
12/21/2012 |
what a product |
spigot,deuce |
3853 |
5/21/2009 |
what a swank swingin' scene |
spigot |
6468 |
11/2/2016 |
what a wonderful world we live in |
spigot |
3028 |
2/16/2007 |
what about the future |
ozone,pants |
716 |
9/8/2000 |
what abuse |
pants |
5878 |
3/4/2015 |
what are little girls made of |
spigot,deuce |
1433 |
9/1/2002 |
what are they fighting over anyway |
deuce,spigot,pants |
3437 |
3/31/2008 |
what are we talking about |
spigot,deuce |
3436 |
3/30/2008 |
what are you gonna do about it |
pants,deuce |
5106 |
1/6/2013 |
what are you kids up to |
bung,deuce |
1199 |
1/12/2002 |
what can i do |
spigot |
4145 |
3/19/2010 |
what do you do |
spigot |
6148 |
12/1/2015 |
what do you see on the other side |
pants,deuce |
5703 |
9/10/2014 |
what does it mean when |
deuce |
5273 |
6/23/2013 |
what does that add up to |
spigot |
1203 |
1/16/2002 |
what dreams may come |
spigot |
5473 |
1/22/2014 |
what else is fucking new |
rands,deuce |
5173 |
3/15/2013 |
what exactly is the problem here |
deuce |
420 |
11/23/1999 |
what happened |
pants,deuce |
5622 |
6/21/2014 |
what happens ii |
spigot,deuce |
5621 |
6/20/2014 |
what happens part 1 of 3 |
spigot,pants |
5623 |
6/22/2014 |
what happens: the exciting conclusion |
spigot,deuce |
6998 |
0/0/0 |
what hath god wrought |
deuce,pants |
2288 |
2/2/2005 |
what have you done |
pants |
5363 |
9/21/2013 |
what he said |
deuce,pants |
5578 |
5/7/2014 |
what hope have we now |
spigot,pants |
5198 |
4/9/2013 |
what hurts the most |
spigot |
4925 |
6/27/2012 |
what i'm saying |
pants |
4882 |
5/11/2012 |
what if |
pants,deuce |
1935 |
1/20/2004 |
what if we drop an atomic dong |
pants,spigot |
1628 |
3/16/2003 |
what if, indeed |
pants,rands |
4463 |
2/9/2011 |
what in god's name is going on here |
pants,deuce |
5412 |
11/18/2013 |
what in the world |
deuce,bung,spigot |
5657 |
7/26/2014 |
what is he watching |
deuce,pants |
1909 |
12/25/2003 |
what is piss club |
deuce |
1936 |
1/21/2004 |
what is spigot doing |
spigot |
5649 |
7/18/2014 |
what is the sound |
spigot,pants |
1167 |
12/11/2001 |
what is your explanation for this mess |
pants |
238 |
5/31/1999 |
what it's about |
deuce,spigot |
2367 |
4/22/2005 |
what just happened in here |
pants,deuce |
4743 |
12/17/2011 |
what kind |
pants,deuce |
6410 |
9/2/2016 |
what kind of god |
pants |
1333 |
5/26/2002 |
what kind of hose |
spigot,pants |
6675 |
6/12/2017 |
what kind of pie |
spigot,pants |
2236 |
12/12/2004 |
what kind of sauce |
spigot |
5782 |
11/28/2014 |
what my dong thinks |
pants |
6481 |
11/15/2016 |
what next |
pants |
2128 |
7/31/2004 |
what passes for debate in this country |
deuce,pants |
6772 |
9/27/2017 |
what puerto rico needs right now |
spigot |
5783 |
11/29/2014 |
what reagan meant |
spigot,pants |
2454 |
7/18/2005 |
what spigot brought instead |
deuce,spigot |
423 |
11/26/1999 |
what the |
pants,spigot,deuce |
1294 |
4/17/2002 |
what the (reprise) |
spigot |
2635 |
1/15/2006 |
what the fuck |
pants,deuce,spigot |
556 |
4/4/2000 |
what the hell |
pants,deuce |
4005 |
10/24/2009 |
what the hell is going on here |
deuce |
3765 |
2/22/2009 |
what the hell man |
spigot |
3143 |
6/11/2007 |
what the hell, man |
spigot |
5532 |
3/22/2014 |
what those things are |
spigot,pants |
1827 |
10/4/2003 |
what to do |
spigot,pants |
5050 |
11/8/2012 |
what wait |
pants |
6856 |
12/21/2017 |
what we really need |
deuce,pants |
1 |
8/17/1998 |
what with the boners |
rands,deuce |
5007 |
9/24/2012 |
what would be funny |
spigot |
4435 |
1/11/2011 |
what would be super |
spigot |
373 |
10/10/1999 |
what would christ do |
pants,spigot |
4497 |
3/25/2011 |
what your problem is |
deuce,pants |
3924 |
7/31/2009 |
what's going on here |
rands,spigot |
4471 |
2/17/2011 |
what's strange |
spigot |
5663 |
8/1/2014 |
what's the deal here |
spigot |
4843 |
3/29/2012 |
what's wrong with my suggestion |
spigot,deuce,pants |
3243 |
9/19/2007 |
what-ever |
pants |
6529 |
1/8/2017 |
what-ever |
spigot,pants |
6584 |
3/11/2017 |
whatever happened to artistic vision |
deuce,pants |
6809 |
11/5/2017 |
whatever is more racist |
spigot,pants |
6177 |
12/30/2015 |
whatever makes the day go by |
pants,deuce |
5211 |
4/22/2013 |
whatever this is |
spigot |
4273 |
7/30/2010 |
whatever you've got available |
spigot,pants |
2472 |
8/5/2005 |
whatnot |
spigot,pants |
3391 |
2/14/2008 |
wheatgrass & saltwater |
dick,pants |
533 |
3/12/2000 |
wheelchair ramp |
spigot |
1976 |
2/29/2004 |
wheeze puff pant oh god more dick |
spigot |
2627 |
1/7/2006 |
when i go to sleep i dream |
deuce |
1877 |
11/23/2003 |
when i was in preschool |
deuce |
2483 |
8/16/2005 |
when is a rape not a rape |
pants,deuce |
2986 |
1/5/2007 |
when is cupcake day anyway |
atandt,pants |
5820 |
1/5/2015 |
when is it time |
spigot |
6211 |
2/10/2016 |
when it comes |
spigot |
6794 |
10/21/2017 |
when it comes to detecting shit |
deuce |
2889 |
9/25/2006 |
when it cries |
spigot,atandt |
5737 |
10/14/2014 |
when life gives you lemons |
spigot |
5350 |
9/8/2013 |
when phrased that way |
pants,deuce |
4710 |
11/11/2011 |
when spread on bread |
net |
2135 |
8/7/2004 |
when the end comes it might be messy |
pants |
1592 |
2/7/2003 |
when the lights are off |
net |
3441 |
4/4/2008 |
when the lights go down |
spigot,deuce |
2169 |
10/7/2004 |
when then |
ozone,pants |
3500 |
6/2/2008 |
when they poke |
pants |
2244 |
12/20/2004 |
when you care enough to suck the very best |
pants,deuce |
6498 |
12/4/2016 |
when you get in tomorrow |
spigot |
3627 |
10/7/2008 |
when you need it to |
deuce,spigot |
1233 |
2/15/2002 |
where are you now that we need you |
pants |
4930 |
7/3/2012 |
where did it go |
pants,deuce |
794 |
11/25/2000 |
where did pants go |
rands |
841 |
1/13/2001 |
where have all the faggots gone |
pants,deuce |
4670 |
9/28/2011 |
where in the world |
spigot,deuce,pants |
2404 |
5/29/2005 |
where is my pulitzer prize |
ozone,spigot |
1279 |
4/2/2002 |
where is that goddamn water closet |
spigot,pants |
3740 |
1/28/2009 |
where is the love |
deuce,pants |
5651 |
7/20/2014 |
where is the love |
pants,deuce |
6732 |
8/14/2017 |
where is the love |
deuce |
4189 |
5/5/2010 |
where is the urine |
pants,deuce |
4470 |
2/16/2011 |
where it's totally legal |
deuce |
5872 |
2/26/2015 |
where no man has gone before |
sparky,captain,private jim |
6594 |
3/23/2017 |
where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines |
spigot,pants |
1864 |
11/10/2003 |
where the hell |
pants |
3863 |
5/31/2009 |
where the hell |
deuce |
4546 |
5/13/2011 |
where the hell |
spigot |
2268 |
1/13/2005 |
where will it end |
pants,deuce |
3055 |
3/15/2007 |
where's my fucking dinner |
dick,deuce |
1060 |
8/26/2001 |
where's pants |
rands,spigot |
6721 |
8/2/2017 |
where's spigot |
deuce,pants |
6369 |
7/23/2016 |
wherever it is right now |
deuce,spigot |
4255 |
7/12/2010 |
which cup |
deuce,pants |
5668 |
8/6/2014 |
which is a security issue |
pants,deuce |
3077 |
4/6/2007 |
which one are you |
pants,atandt |
2455 |
7/19/2005 |
which one is the treathole |
pants |
5189 |
3/31/2013 |
which one of us |
pants,deuce |
2553 |
10/26/2005 |
which tty am i on |
spigot,deuce |
2772 |
6/2/2006 |
which way you going about it anyway |
deuce,pants |
4940 |
7/13/2012 |
while doing so |
pants |
426 |
11/29/1999 |
while i was asleep |
pants,spigot |
4054 |
12/15/2009 |
while i'm here |
spigot |
2949 |
11/28/2006 |
whipping around |
pants,spigot,deuce |
2203 |
11/9/2004 |
whistle while you work |
pants |
662 |
7/16/2000 |
whistling in the darkness |
pants,deuce |
5427 |
12/5/2013 |
white chicks vs black dicks |
deuce |
6802 |
10/29/2017 |
white house down |
deuce |
2082 |
6/15/2004 |
white men |
spigot,pants |
2081 |
6/14/2004 |
white out |
pants,rands |
3025 |
2/13/2007 |
white paint |
pants |
5830 |
1/15/2015 |
white paper |
spigot,deuce |
2842 |
8/9/2006 |
who are they talking about anyway |
deuce,effigy |
6437 |
10/2/2016 |
who are you trying to fool anyway |
deuce,spigot |
2434 |
6/28/2005 |
who broke the ps command |
pants |
5908 |
4/3/2015 |
who didn't |
deuce,pants |
5628 |
6/27/2014 |
who fucking cares |
deuce,spigot |
4419 |
12/26/2010 |
who isn't these days |
spigot,deuce |
421 |
11/24/1999 |
who licks dick |
spigot,pants,deuce |
3797 |
3/26/2009 |
who made this puddle |
pants,deuce |
1657 |
4/14/2003 |
who says |
pants,deuce |
2652 |
2/1/2006 |
who shaved deuce |
spigot,rands,deuce |
4178 |
4/24/2010 |
who thinks i'm pretty |
spigot |
5719 |
9/26/2014 |
who wants to help me |
spigot |
4298 |
8/24/2010 |
who what where |
pants |
2849 |
8/16/2006 |
who will be first |
net,pants,deuce |
2837 |
8/4/2006 |
who will buy his beautiful boner |
spigot,pants |
4295 |
8/21/2010 |
who will fly the plane |
pants,spigot |
4570 |
6/8/2011 |
who won the war |
deuce,pants |
6847 |
12/12/2017 |
who would win |
deuce,pants |
5523 |
3/13/2014 |
who ya talkin' to |
spigot |
3498 |
5/31/2008 |
who's laughing now |
deuce |
1130 |
11/4/2001 |
who's on top now |
net |
6800 |
10/27/2017 |
who's taking a knee for that shit |
spigot |
4210 |
5/28/2010 |
who's the boss |
spigot,deuce |
4653 |
9/7/2011 |
who's with me people |
spigot,pants |
206 |
4/30/1999 |
whoa mouth |
pants,spigot,deuce |
601 |
5/19/2000 |
whole lotta love |
spigot,pants |
5232 |
5/13/2013 |
wholly inappropriate |
deuce,spigot |
156 |
3/14/1999 |
whore |
deuce,spigot |
4170 |
4/16/2010 |
whores in europe |
spigot |
12 |
8/31/1998 |
whose dong now? |
|
3347 |
1/1/2008 |
why |
spigot |
2822 |
7/21/2006 |
why am i here |
spigot,ozone |
6751 |
9/2/2017 |
why are they both black |
pants |
2393 |
5/18/2005 |
why are they fighting, anyway |
deuce |
130 |
2/21/1999 |
why are you still here |
rands,deuce |
5736 |
10/13/2014 |
why can't i |
spigot,deuce |
4535 |
5/2/2011 |
why can't i be loved |
deuce |
3982 |
9/29/2009 |
why can't we do both |
bung,deuce |
2583 |
11/25/2005 |
why do i lick dick |
spigot,deuce |
2059 |
5/23/2004 |
why does anything at all |
pants,deuce |
4368 |
11/2/2010 |
why does it hurt so to love |
deuce,pants |
4946 |
7/19/2012 |
why does this keep happening |
pants |
1652 |
4/9/2003 |
why don't you leave the tri-county area for once in your life you stupid shit |
pants,deuce |
4080 |
1/12/2010 |
why i walk so funny |
dick,deuce |
5624 |
6/23/2014 |
why is the closed sign up |
spigot,pants |
5059 |
11/17/2012 |
why should i care |
deuce |
2715 |
4/5/2006 |
why spigot left the room |
deuce |
3413 |
3/7/2008 |
why the dinosaurs died out |
deuce,pants |
1982 |
3/6/2004 |
why the smoke alarm went off that time |
dick,deuce |
889 |
3/2/2001 |
why we call him daddy |
rands |
861 |
2/2/2001 |
why we called in the bomb threat |
deuce |
2141 |
9/9/2004 |
why we do not bother talking them down |
atandt,pants |
2014 |
4/8/2004 |
why we wake up in the morning |
deuce,spigot |
1584 |
1/30/2003 |
why we're not at our desks |
pants,deuce,spigot |
5895 |
3/21/2015 |
why would i do that |
pants |
1924 |
1/9/2004 |
why you should shut up right now |
deuce |
5749 |
10/26/2014 |
why, indeed |
pants,deuce |
5676 |
8/14/2014 |
wide mouth contest |
pants,unspecified woman |
3233 |
9/9/2007 |
wide stance |
net |
2402 |
5/27/2005 |
wikipedia |
pants,deuce |
3070 |
3/30/2007 |
wikipedia sucks |
dick,pants |
2339 |
3/25/2005 |
will goths proudly serve their country |
pants |
4965 |
8/7/2012 |
will it play in peoria |
pants,deuce |
2187 |
10/24/2004 |
will someone please explain |
rands |
3647 |
10/27/2008 |
will there ever |
spigot,deuce |
1446 |
9/14/2002 |
will this never end |
deuce,bung,pants |
5260 |
6/10/2013 |
will you be attending |
spigot |
1495 |
11/2/2002 |
willing to jerk today |
spigot |
4789 |
2/1/2012 |
willing to take that risk |
pants,deuce |
5165 |
3/7/2013 |
win ten dollars |
pants |
329 |
8/27/1999 |
win/win |
dick,deuce |
1300 |
4/23/2002 |
wine and cheese |
pants,spigot |
1580 |
1/26/2003 |
wine2piss |
pants,deuce,atandt |
60 |
11/1/1998 |
wing down my pants |
|
183 |
4/8/1999 |
winter |
rands,deuce |
1163 |
12/7/2001 |
winter wonder land |
spigot |
2674 |
2/23/2006 |
wire not connected |
pants,ozone,rands |
923 |
4/5/2001 |
wish it were a sunday |
spigot |
705 |
8/28/2000 |
wish you were here |
deuce,rands,spigot,pants |
4094 |
1/26/2010 |
wish you were here |
spigot |
3546 |
7/18/2008 |
wish you were there |
spigot,deuce |
2391 |
5/16/2005 |
wishing aloud loudly again |
spigot |
6939 |
3/14/2018 |
wispy swishy fey twee |
spigot,pants |
900 |
3/13/2001 |
with a straight face and a firm grip |
pants |
5373 |
10/7/2013 |
with a w |
spigot,deuce |
3604 |
9/14/2008 |
with an actual glass |
spigot |
6069 |
9/11/2015 |
with bells on |
pants |
2124 |
7/27/2004 |
with each gulp of booze |
spigot |
5229 |
5/10/2013 |
with implied urgency |
spigot |
2088 |
6/21/2004 |
with my face and nose |
atandt,deuce,spigot |
6990 |
0/0/0 |
with practice you'll get better |
deuce,spigot |
3419 |
3/13/2008 |
with respect to me |
deuce,spigot |
5756 |
11/2/2014 |
with the |
spigot |
5854 |
2/8/2015 |
with the |
spigot |
2819 |
7/18/2006 |
with your mom dot com |
spigot,rands |
5439 |
12/19/2013 |
within five to ten inches |
pants |
2512 |
9/14/2005 |
without me |
spigot |
4155 |
3/29/2010 |
witness to the fact |
spigot |
150 |
3/11/1999 |
wolfwings shadowflight |
net |
398 |
11/2/1999 |
woman and stress |
spigot |
4533 |
4/30/2011 |
women are whispering |
deuce,pants |
3061 |
3/21/2007 |
wonder bread |
spigot |
2419 |
6/13/2005 |
wonder why nobody called while i was out |
pants |
1212 |
1/25/2002 |
wonderful acoustics |
pants,spigot |
3764 |
2/21/2009 |
wondering why |
pants |
5097 |
12/28/2012 |
woo hoo uh duh |
spigot |
6212 |
2/11/2016 |
words can hurt others |
deuce |
407 |
11/11/1999 |
words for usenet |
spigot,pants |
6234 |
3/8/2016 |
words hurt |
spigot,deuce |
3555 |
7/27/2008 |
words mean things |
deuce,rands |
4019 |
11/7/2009 |
words that hurt |
spigot |
6619 |
4/17/2017 |
worf and data doin' it in the holodeck |
deuce,pants |
5259 |
6/9/2013 |
work will set you free |
pants,hitler |
2386 |
5/11/2005 |
working for the weekend |
spigot |
1858 |
11/4/2003 |
working perfectly then |
deuce,rands |
1694 |
5/21/2003 |
works for me |
pants,deuce |
2982 |
1/1/2007 |
worldwide |
pants |
3565 |
8/6/2008 |
worm your way over here |
pants,deuce |
5206 |
4/17/2013 |
wormhole |
pants,deuce |
5167 |
3/9/2013 |
worse than rape |
pants,deuce |
4248 |
7/5/2010 |
would prefer not |
pants,deuce |
6525 |
1/4/2017 |
would that it were so simple |
deuce,pants |
6554 |
2/8/2017 |
would you like to see my mousehole |
deuce,pants |
2382 |
5/7/2005 |
would you not not like |
spigot |
4017 |
11/5/2009 |
wow it's me |
pants |
1870 |
11/16/2003 |
wring your neck |
spigot |
4969 |
8/11/2012 |
write back |
spigot |
6206 |
2/5/2016 |
write what you know |
pants,deuce,spigot |
1151 |
11/25/2001 |
writer's block |
deuce |
3638 |
10/18/2008 |
writing a short novel |
spigot |
2508 |
9/10/2005 |
wrong hole |
spigot,deuce |
3011 |
1/30/2007 |
wrong mud |
atandt,deuce |
2198 |
11/4/2004 |
wrong side |
spigot,deuce |
3890 |
6/27/2009 |
wrong talker |
rands |
4347 |
10/12/2010 |
wrongways |
deuce,pants |
1240 |
2/22/2002 |
wumpus |
deuce, rands |
3460 |
4/23/2008 |
wwiv |
pants,atandt |
4501 |
3/29/2011 |
wwwwww |
deuce,pants |
1438 |
9/6/2002 |
x-men 2 trailer |
pants,rands,deuce,spigot |
4751 |
12/25/2011 |
xmas 2011 |
pants |
5778 |
11/24/2014 |
xmas dongs |
spigot |
1548 |
12/25/2002 |
xmas special 2002 |
pants,spigot |
4891 |
5/20/2012 |
y as in yes indeed |
spigot |
4458 |
2/3/2011 |
y'all |
spigot |
4950 |
7/23/2012 |
y'all ready for this |
spigot |
2138 |
9/6/2004 |
y----- and more y----- |
deuce,spigot,hanford |
1152 |
11/26/2001 |
yank them away |
pants |
529 |
3/8/2000 |
yay kevin is free |
spigot,pants |
2658 |
2/7/2006 |
yay long and yay thick |
spigot,pants |
3367 |
1/21/2008 |
yay yay yay |
spigot,deuce |
5644 |
7/13/2014 |
yeah that's it thanks |
deuce,pants |
6863 |
12/28/2017 |
yelling a lot |
deuce,pants |
4804 |
2/19/2012 |
yes and no |
deuce,spigot |
5711 |
9/18/2014 |
yes and no |
deuce,spigot |
1811 |
9/18/2003 |
yes and yes |
pants |
4438 |
1/14/2011 |
yes and yes |
rands,deuce |
5709 |
9/16/2014 |
yes hello |
spigot |
2139 |
9/7/2004 |
yes i swapped caps lock with control just deal with it |
spigot,pants |
2861 |
8/28/2006 |
yes indeedy |
spigot,deuce |
6006 |
7/10/2015 |
yes really |
pants,deuce |
3738 |
1/26/2009 |
yes we can |
spigot |
4057 |
12/18/2009 |
yes yes a thousand times yes |
spigot,deuce |
2019 |
4/13/2004 |
yes yes go for it |
spigot |
3448 |
4/11/2008 |
yes, please |
deuce,spigot |
6591 |
3/20/2017 |
yessssss |
deuce,pants |
3637 |
10/17/2008 |
yet another |
pants |
2319 |
3/5/2005 |
yet another case of mistaken identity |
net,pants |
4752 |
12/26/2011 |
yet another public service announcement |
pants |
2040 |
5/4/2004 |
yet still the monster problem continued unabated |
deuce,pants |
657 |
7/11/2000 |
yin and yank |
spigot,pants |
2051 |
5/15/2004 |
yoga practice |
rands |
774 |
11/5/2000 |
yom kippur |
deuce,pants |
6711 |
7/23/2017 |
yorgle, grundle and rhindle being gay with each other |
pants |
5092 |
12/23/2012 |
you (yes, you) |
pants |
4374 |
11/8/2010 |
you and me |
pants,deuce |
6750 |
9/1/2017 |
you appear to be someone who loves great journali |
spigot,pants |
6430 |
9/25/2016 |
you are all my children |
pants |
5524 |
3/14/2014 |
you are an object to be used |
pants,deuce |
5457 |
1/6/2014 |
you are cordially invited to join us on minecraft.jerkcity.com |
pants |
4642 |
8/27/2011 |
you are eating all the dots |
spigot,pants |
4908 |
6/7/2012 |
you are go |
spigot,pants |
3657 |
11/6/2008 |
you are hurting me |
pants |
3769 |
2/26/2009 |
you are soaping me |
spigot |
1470 |
10/8/2002 |
you bet |
spigot,pants,atandt |
2464 |
7/28/2005 |
you brought me here but can you take me back again |
spigot |
2639 |
1/19/2006 |
you can check out my junk in hyperspace |
pants,deuce |
1598 |
2/14/2003 |
you can totally see me taking a bonghit in the first panel |
pants,spigot,bung |
6958 |
4/2/2018 |
you can't or you won't |
deuce,pants |
5343 |
9/1/2013 |
you caught me |
spigot |
1720 |
6/16/2003 |
you deserve sex |
pants,deuce |
5772 |
11/18/2014 |
you didn't see nothing |
pants,spigot |
6356 |
7/9/2016 |
you dumb broad |
deuce,spigot |
4845 |
3/31/2012 |
you fool |
pants,deuce |
5581 |
5/10/2014 |
you fucked up son |
pants,deuce |
3806 |
4/4/2009 |
you get the idea |
pants |
6858 |
12/23/2017 |
you gonna eat that |
deuce,pants |
2409 |
6/3/2005 |
you gots to like thems |
pants,deuce |
891 |
3/4/2001 |
you gotta let a ho be a ho |
spigot,pants,deuce |
3611 |
9/21/2008 |
you had to be there |
atandt |
3269 |
10/15/2007 |
you have died |
deuce,pants |
4283 |
8/9/2010 |
you have died |
pants,deuce |
5149 |
2/18/2013 |
you have died |
deuce |
6745 |
8/27/2017 |
you have to stop clicking |
deuce,pants |
2745 |
5/6/2006 |
you heard it here first |
pants |
2400 |
5/25/2005 |
you heard me |
pants |
4799 |
2/14/2012 |
you heard the man |
deuce |
4918 |
6/17/2012 |
you heard the man answer him |
pants |
1727 |
6/23/2003 |
you heard the man he's a goddamn gooseneck lamp |
pants,deuce |
4013 |
11/1/2009 |
you in the back |
deuce,bung,pants |
4092 |
1/24/2010 |
you in the corner |
spigot,deuce |
6291 |
5/5/2016 |
you in the corner |
spigot |
3050 |
3/10/2007 |
you install now |
pants,dick,spigot |
2846 |
8/13/2006 |
you just =loat through the air |
pants,atandt,spigot |
3854 |
5/22/2009 |
you know i do |
deuce,pants |
2721 |
4/12/2006 |
you know it |
pants,deuce |
3166 |
7/4/2007 |
you know it |
deuce,pants |
2854 |
8/21/2006 |
you know that and i know that |
spigot,deuce |
4895 |
5/24/2012 |
you know what to do |
pants |
3579 |
8/20/2008 |
you know you want to |
pants |
5840 |
1/25/2015 |
you make me feel so |
spigot |
3656 |
11/5/2008 |
you make new ones |
deuce |
4811 |
2/26/2012 |
you might be a redneck |
spigot |
81 |
12/10/1998 |
you might say |
|
6171 |
12/24/2015 |
you might say |
pants |
4095 |
1/27/2010 |
you most certainly do not |
pants,spigot |
5300 |
7/20/2013 |
you must be |
spigot |
6659 |
5/27/2017 |
you need to earn it |
deuce,pants |
4380 |
11/14/2010 |
you people |
spigot,deuce |
4956 |
7/29/2012 |
you people are no fun |
pants,deuce |
2214 |
11/20/2004 |
you people fucking suck |
deuce |
6627 |
4/25/2017 |
you said |
deuce,pants |
1938 |
1/23/2004 |
you see ??? democracy works |
net,deuce |
3515 |
6/17/2008 |
you sexy thing |
deuce,pants |
4876 |
5/4/2012 |
you should be glad |
deuce,pants |
2441 |
7/5/2005 |
you should see the other guy |
pants,hanford |
1721 |
6/17/2003 |
you shoulda been there |
pants,deuce |
5362 |
9/20/2013 |
you shut up |
spigot,pants |
4261 |
7/18/2010 |
you son of a bitch |
pants,spigot |
325 |
8/24/1999 |
you start |
rands,deuce |
6688 |
6/30/2017 |
you tell me |
deuce,pants |
1153 |
11/27/2001 |
you there boy what day is this |
deuce |
2890 |
9/26/2006 |
you turn it: the porn crank |
spigot,deuce |
4561 |
5/30/2011 |
you went there |
spigot |
5224 |
5/5/2013 |
you will submit |
spigot,deuce |
3014 |
2/2/2007 |
you win this round |
spigot,deuce |
6815 |
11/11/2017 |
you'd think so huh |
deuce,pants |
3634 |
10/14/2008 |
you'll be fired |
spigot |
1324 |
5/17/2002 |
you're all just jealous |
pants,deuce |
3909 |
7/16/2009 |
you're doing it right |
pants |
4287 |
8/13/2010 |
you're fired |
spigot |
4505 |
4/2/2011 |
you're going to kill us all |
deuce,pants |
4784 |
1/27/2012 |
you're in the army now |
pants,deuce |
3800 |
3/29/2009 |
you're just lying there |
pants,spigot |
4004 |
10/23/2009 |
you're making it bend |
deuce,spigot |
6739 |
8/21/2017 |
you're my knight in shining armor |
deuce,pants |
5451 |
12/31/2013 |
you're overmodulated |
spigot,deuce |
43 |
10/7/1998 |
you're really stabbing me |
spigot |
1513 |
11/20/2002 |
you're the gayest |
spigot |
3925 |
8/1/2009 |
you've come a long way, baby |
pants |
3138 |
6/6/2007 |
you've got to beat that bear off |
spigot |
1375 |
7/6/2002 |
young dumb and full of poo |
spigot,pants |
4201 |
5/17/2010 |
your best buys |
pants |
3154 |
6/22/2007 |
your best interest |
pants |
2498 |
8/31/2005 |
your bird-like dick |
pants,deuce |
3432 |
3/26/2008 |
your call is ery important to us |
spigot |
4373 |
11/7/2010 |
your cue |
deuce,pants |
3037 |
2/25/2007 |
your face |
spigot |
5161 |
3/2/2013 |
your face |
rands,spigot |
3702 |
12/21/2008 |
your face and head |
spigot,deuce |
4588 |
7/4/2011 |
your face and your neck |
pants,deuce |
3957 |
9/4/2009 |
your face in my lap |
spigot |
4073 |
1/5/2010 |
your face will catch my spurt |
net,deuce |
2770 |
5/31/2006 |
your face, my dong |
deuce,pants |
492 |
1/31/2000 |
your fatness |
deuce,pants |
3134 |
6/2/2007 |
your friend in the diamond business |
spigot |
3519 |
6/21/2008 |
your fucking job |
spigot,deuce |
5842 |
1/27/2015 |
your fucking shinebox |
deuce,pants |
6107 |
10/19/2015 |
your highest priority |
deuce |
3002 |
1/21/2007 |
your instructions are as follows |
pants |
4888 |
5/17/2012 |
your invention |
pants,deuce |
6796 |
10/23/2017 |
your licking dick name |
spigot |
2094 |
6/27/2004 |
your life story |
atandt,deuce |
6169 |
12/22/2015 |
your life's work |
deuce |
596 |
5/14/2000 |
your mother should know (doot doot) |
pants,deuce |
2798 |
6/28/2006 |
your new jerkcity |
dick |
6743 |
8/25/2017 |
your pathetic human laws of addition |
deuce,pants |
6355 |
7/8/2016 |
your perishables will temperature controlled |
pants |
1931 |
1/16/2004 |
your popeness |
rands,atandt |
1807 |
9/14/2003 |
your porn |
spigot |
3750 |
2/7/2009 |
your purpose in life |
deuce |
6371 |
7/25/2016 |
your screenplay and merchandising submission |
spigot,deuce |
2755 |
5/16/2006 |
your soggy towels |
pants,deuce |
6635 |
5/3/2017 |
your soul is covered in the ash of past civilizations |
deuce,pants |
6869 |
1/3/2018 |
your stupid neck |
deuce,pants |
6602 |
3/31/2017 |
your toebeans, your pisspots |
pants |
4478 |
2/27/2011 |
your upload was successful |
deuce,spigot |
4549 |
5/17/2011 |
your video |
spigot |
4738 |
12/11/2011 |
your waiter this evening |
pants |
3031 |
2/19/2007 |
your words hurt me |
spigot,deuce |
3660 |
11/9/2008 |
your words hurt me |
rands,deuce |
6756 |
9/7/2017 |
yup that's piss |
deuce,pants |
2836 |
8/3/2006 |
yup yup |
pants,rands,deuce |
6297 |
5/11/2016 |
yup, broken |
deuce,spigot |
5009 |
9/26/2012 |
zero not including me |
pants,deuce |
2675 |
2/24/2006 |
zig- zag |
pants |
5979 |
6/13/2015 |
zines and more zines |
pants |
2277 |
1/22/2005 |
zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing |
spigot |
2983 |
1/2/2007 |
zombie problem |
spigot,pants,deuce |
6547 |
2/1/2017 |
zucchini |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5368 |
9/26/2013 |
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