| 6738 |
8/20/2017 |
childhood obesity and diabetes |
spigot |
| 6388 |
8/11/2016 |
church of jesus christ of latter day suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
spigot |
| 4583 |
6/29/2011 |
$1.40 |
deuce,pants |
| 2229 |
12/5/2004 |
(chorus) my favorite bonghit is bonghit number uh |
pants |
| 2880 |
9/16/2006 |
(fuck or fight) or (fistfuck and strangle) |
pants,atandt |
| 1487 |
10/25/2002 |
(long black smear) |
pants,atandt |
| 1488 |
10/26/2002 |
(series of faces) |
spigot,rands |
| 6222 |
2/25/2016 |
*)y&8888888888 |
pants |
| 6434 |
9/29/2016 |
*foomp* flour sack explodes |
dick,deuce,pants |
| 6035 |
8/8/2015 |
*plonk* whoops |
rands,deuce |
| 2692 |
3/13/2006 |
+bites +clamps |
pants,ozone |
| 1485 |
10/23/2002 |
-24 (garbled) 1992 lowercase r dot |
spigot |
| 2377 |
5/2/2005 |
/dev/null |
ozone,atandt,hanford |
| 1345 |
6/7/2002 |
1-186 not covered |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 6097 |
10/9/2015 |
100% of 100% |
pants |
| 367 |
10/4/1999 |
100,000 pyramid |
spigot,deuce |
| 210 |
5/4/1999 |
10:18 PM |
rands,deuce |
| 5355 |
9/13/2013 |
18 or abused |
deuce,spigot |
| 3389 |
2/12/2008 |
1976 |
deuce,spigot |
| 1117 |
10/22/2001 |
1997 |
rands |
| 4655 |
9/9/2011 |
2 3 7 |
deuce |
| 234 |
5/27/1999 |
2 mins |
rands,spigot,deuce |
| 2981 |
12/31/2006 |
200 years of jerkcity |
spigot,deuce |
| 2510 |
9/12/2005 |
2020 |
deuce,spigot |
| 2930 |
11/8/2006 |
2039 |
pants,atandt |
| 6257 |
3/31/2016 |
21918.1457401762.f0b44dd0310152b1d85188330803b17f |
pants |
| 3453 |
4/16/2008 |
2fiab |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3000 |
1/19/2007 |
3,000 |
spigot,pants,bung,net,hanford,atandt,ozone,dick,deuce,rands |
| 2968 |
12/18/2006 |
322c3220 3 PERFECT 2c3239 3000 |
pants,deuce |
| 2734 |
4/25/2006 |
40 miles to the opposite rim |
deuce,rands,ozone |
| 842 |
1/14/2001 |
4:20 |
spigot,pants |
| 494 |
2/2/2000 |
4AM bonghit |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 5330 |
8/19/2013 |
500 |
pants,deuce |
| 929 |
4/11/2001 |
5:05 showing |
rands |
| 4452 |
1/28/2011 |
73's to ya |
spigot |
| 1964 |
2/17/2004 |
7t fffffffffffffffffffffffff |
pants |
| 2978 |
12/28/2006 |
8 boxes to my face |
spigot |
| 4840 |
3/26/2012 |
9'k9. |
spigot |
| 6210 |
2/9/2016 |
900 dicks |
pants |
| 5416 |
11/22/2013 |
90gu3w qj3wg |
spigot |
| 312 |
8/11/1999 |
999999 |
pants,spigot |
| 6460 |
10/25/2016 |
:duck: |
deuce |
| 1729 |
6/25/2003 |
A Cookie |
pants |
| 1711 |
6/7/2003 |
A Slow Start |
pants |
| 1817 |
9/24/2003 |
A+++++ |
spigot |
| 258 |
6/20/1999 |
AGLHALGHALGH |
deuce,pants |
| 1524 |
12/1/2002 |
AMS |
pants,spigot |
| 1743 |
7/9/2003 |
ANOTHER JEWEL BOOK |
spigot |
| 1741 |
7/7/2003 |
ANY KIND OF TREE |
pants |
| 1415 |
8/15/2002 |
ASCII cunts |
pants,deuce |
| 554 |
4/2/2000 |
BEENZ |
spigot,deuce |
| 1481 |
10/19/2002 |
BRACKAHAWK DOWN |
pants,spigot |
| 1264 |
3/18/2002 |
Beating Off |
spigot,deuce |
| 2835 |
8/2/2006 |
C.F.O.L. |
rands,hanford |
| 1055 |
8/21/2001 |
C.R.A.P. |
spigot |
| 2624 |
1/4/2006 |
CENSORED BY GOVT |
atandt |
| 1746 |
7/12/2003 |
CEO |
pants,deuce |
| 1266 |
3/20/2002 |
CHOMO |
deuce,pants |
| 1744 |
7/10/2003 |
CHOWN |
pants |
| 718 |
9/10/2000 |
CS101 |
deuce,bung |
| 1631 |
3/19/2003 |
Choking |
pants |
| 1716 |
6/12/2003 |
Clean Plate |
spigot, pants |
| 2844 |
8/11/2006 |
D- |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 1635 |
3/23/2003 |
Dick Poem |
rands,deuce |
| 1690 |
5/17/2003 |
E5 |
pants,spigot |
| 1250 |
3/4/2002 |
Extreme Deuce |
deuce |
| 676 |
7/30/2000 |
FIGHT CRUB |
deuce,spigot |
| 1739 |
7/5/2003 |
FRENCH FOR |
toilet |
| 1184 |
12/28/2001 |
FYI |
deuce |
| 4531 |
4/28/2011 |
GLAHGLUHAULGHAG |
pants |
| 1715 |
6/11/2003 |
Gay Lime Pie |
pants |
| 1393 |
7/24/2002 |
Gay? |
pants, net |
| 1265 |
3/19/2002 |
Girls of Jerkcity |
rands,pants |
| 1298 |
4/21/2002 |
HEY |
spigot |
| 1258 |
3/12/2002 |
HMMMMMM |
deuce,rands |
| 248 |
6/10/1999 |
HTML |
pants,spigot |
| 474 |
1/13/2000 |
HTML is hard |
pants,spigot |
| 1053 |
8/19/2001 |
HUP |
deuce,pants |
| 1260 |
3/14/2002 |
Hi Rands |
deuce,rands |
| 97 |
12/31/1998 |
I said bjork |
pants, spigot |
| 1709 |
6/5/2003 |
ISM |
pants,spigot |
| 1713 |
6/9/2003 |
Impeach Bush |
spigot |
| 2834 |
8/2/2006 |
J.E.B.S. |
atandt |
| 1745 |
7/11/2003 |
JERK MACHINE |
rands,deuce |
| 1747 |
7/13/2003 |
JON BON JOVI |
rands,deuce |
| 1667 |
4/24/2003 |
MOM.GIF |
deuce,spigot |
| 868 |
2/9/2001 |
MSN |
pants,deuce |
| 1263 |
3/17/2002 |
Mideast Violence |
spigot |
| 358 |
9/25/1999 |
NICK PISSPIG |
pants,spigot |
| 1115 |
10/20/2001 |
NO CARRIER |
deuce,pants |
| 1764 |
7/30/2003 |
OK YELLING NOW |
rands |
| 1740 |
7/6/2003 |
OVEN MITT |
dick, deuce, hitler |
| 286 |
7/17/1999 |
Operation: Noble Anvil |
deuce,spigot |
| 1297 |
4/20/2002 |
PAMELA SUE |
rands,spigot |
| 700 |
8/23/2000 |
PBS |
spigot |
| 1390 |
7/21/2002 |
POSIX PRIX |
pants,deuce |
| 1945 |
1/30/2004 |
PUDDINGFISH DIZZY |
spigot,deuce |
| 288 |
7/19/1999 |
Pachelbel |
deuce,spigot |
| 4571 |
6/9/2011 |
Picture Of A Sock In The Parking Lot (Revisited) |
sock |
| 1564 |
1/10/2003 |
Punchings |
deuce |
| 295 |
7/26/1999 |
RED ALERT |
pants |
| 1191 |
1/4/2002 |
RFC-1459 |
pants,rands |
| 1634 |
3/22/2003 |
ROTFSD |
spigot |
| 1636 |
3/24/2003 |
Rape Farm |
deuce |
| 654 |
7/9/2000 |
S.O.S. |
spigot |
| 226 |
5/19/1999 |
SE7EN |
spigot,rands |
| 1761 |
7/27/2003 |
SHAVE ME |
rands,deuce |
| 1760 |
7/26/2003 |
SIGN-UP |
rands,deuce |
| 299 |
7/30/1999 |
SPOILERS AHEAD |
spigot,deuce |
| 509 |
2/17/2000 |
STDERR |
pants |
| 1714 |
6/10/2003 |
Slim Jim |
spigot |
| 683 |
8/6/2000 |
T SPIGOT I HAD A DREAM |
deuce,spigot |
| 486 |
1/25/2000 |
TCP/IP |
deuce,rands |
| 4388 |
11/23/2010 |
TITLE |
woman |
| 452 |
12/25/1999 |
The Jerkcity Christmas Special |
pants |
| 1261 |
3/15/2002 |
This Just In |
pants |
| 1392 |
7/23/2002 |
Top Hats |
rands |
| 1753 |
7/19/2003 |
U.S.A. OUT OF JERKCITY |
spigot |
| 1728 |
6/24/2003 |
USUX0RS |
pants,spigot |
| 236 |
5/29/1999 |
W.W. III |
pants,bung,deuce,spigot |
| 266 |
6/27/1999 |
WAR |
spigot,deuce |
| 1765 |
7/31/2003 |
WHAT THE |
rands |
| 1738 |
7/4/2003 |
WHAT THE HELL |
spigot |
| 1371 |
7/2/2002 |
WTO |
spigot |
| 1112 |
10/17/2001 |
WWJA |
atandt |
| 314 |
8/13/1999 |
Waiting for Godot |
spigot |
| 1730 |
6/26/2003 |
What's the Haps? |
spigot |
| 1637 |
3/25/2003 |
Wheel of GHLAGHLG |
spigot,deuce |
| 3576 |
8/17/2008 |
X |
everybody |
| 2972 |
12/22/2006 |
XXX dicks |
pants,deuce |
| 262 |
6/24/1999 |
Y/N |
deuce,pants |
| 461 |
1/1/2000 |
Y2GAY |
pants,deuce |
| 924 |
4/6/2001 |
YHOO |
pants |
| 1742 |
7/8/2003 |
YOUR AD HERE |
spigot |
| 1632 |
3/20/2003 |
Your bumper |
pants, deuce, rands |
| 5091 |
12/22/2012 |
[4~ |
deuce |
| 6147 |
11/30/2015 |
a 30 min documentary on the making of |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 4523 |
4/20/2011 |
a b = b a |
spigot,deuce |
| 6489 |
11/25/2016 |
a baby changing station |
deuce,spigot |
| 6763 |
9/18/2017 |
a balanced breakfast |
spigot |
| 3155 |
6/23/2007 |
a bear named spigot |
spigot |
| 4774 |
1/17/2012 |
a bear named spigot |
spigot |
| 5487 |
2/5/2014 |
a beautiful day in the neighborhood |
spigot,deuce |
| 3118 |
5/17/2007 |
a beautiful world |
deuce,pants |
| 6231 |
3/5/2016 |
a big can-do |
pants,deuce |
| 4269 |
7/26/2010 |
a big hat |
spigot |
| 4594 |
7/10/2011 |
a big joke |
spigot |
| 3561 |
8/2/2008 |
a big man |
pants,deuce |
| 609 |
5/26/2000 |
a big red snapper |
spigot |
| 1973 |
2/26/2004 |
a bird yeah |
pants |
| 5838 |
1/23/2015 |
a bouquet of love |
pants,deuce |
| 1907 |
12/23/2003 |
a brand new wang for xmas |
deuce,pants |
| 6703 |
7/15/2017 |
a bride of christ |
spigot,pants |
| 4103 |
2/4/2010 |
a brief intermission |
spigot |
| 642 |
6/28/2000 |
a bright shiny angel |
spigot |
| 952 |
5/5/2001 |
a broken dream |
deuce |
| 6474 |
11/8/2016 |
a bug that scares my friend |
deuce,pants |
| 4386 |
11/20/2010 |
a celebration of sorts |
pants |
| 2306 |
2/20/2005 |
a celebration of women |
spigot |
| 6712 |
7/24/2017 |
a chorus line |
deuce,spigot |
| 2729 |
4/20/2006 |
a close one |
deuce,spigot,bung |
| 2289 |
2/3/2005 |
a cocksucking commando storming the countryside |
spigot,pants |
| 5196 |
4/7/2013 |
a cold and lonely sock |
pants |
| 647 |
7/2/2000 |
a complicated cry for help |
pants |
| 31 |
9/23/1998 |
a conundrum |
|
| 545 |
3/24/2000 |
a cornfed american beauty |
atandt,pants |
| 5093 |
12/24/2012 |
a cracker jack surprise |
pants,deuce |
| 4228 |
6/15/2010 |
a cracking sound |
deuce,pants |
| 52 |
10/19/1998 |
a crip or a blood |
|
| 3183 |
7/21/2007 |
a crowd forms |
pants |
| 2095 |
6/28/2004 |
a crown of thorns on -his- wang |
pants,deuce |
| 1710 |
6/6/2003 |
a dangerous drug |
spigot,deuce |
| 881 |
2/22/2001 |
a day at the races |
spigot |
| 195 |
4/20/1999 |
a day in the life |
pants |
| 5062 |
11/20/2012 |
a day in the life |
deuce |
| 6216 |
2/18/2016 |
a delicate operation |
pants |
| 6237 |
3/11/2016 |
a direct order |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 376 |
10/12/1999 |
a dollop |
deuce,pants |
| 2506 |
9/8/2005 |
a dong around my waist like a belt |
spigot |
| 6638 |
5/6/2017 |
a duck choking |
spigot |
| 5744 |
10/21/2014 |
a ducks says |
pants,deuce |
| 6469 |
11/3/2016 |
a duel it shall be sir |
deuce,pants |
| 6157 |
12/10/2015 |
a fair question but not a reasonable question |
pants |
| 2716 |
4/6/2006 |
a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse |
spigot |
| 4190 |
5/6/2010 |
a feast for the senses |
pants |
| 6769 |
9/24/2017 |
a few extra to cover my future mistakes |
deuce |
| 5739 |
10/16/2014 |
a few of my favorite things |
spigot |
| 5052 |
11/10/2012 |
a fine mess |
spigot |
| 1331 |
5/24/2002 |
a fine romance |
spigot,deuce |
| 324 |
8/23/1999 |
a fireside chat |
deuce |
| 3115 |
5/14/2007 |
a funeral for deuce |
pants,ozone |
| 5935 |
4/30/2015 |
a future for my boner |
pants,deuce |
| 4584 |
6/30/2011 |
a game of nuts |
pants,deuce |
| 2443 |
7/7/2005 |
a gay man in my pants (pt. 1) |
deuce,net |
| 2444 |
7/8/2005 |
a gay man in my pants (pt. 2) |
deuce,net |
| 2789 |
6/19/2006 |
a gentle introduction to jerkcity |
hanford,rands |
| 4827 |
3/13/2012 |
a gentle word, a kind look |
deuce |
| 5948 |
5/13/2015 |
a gentleman's agreement |
pants |
| 633 |
6/19/2000 |
a glass of rape |
spigot |
| 5714 |
9/21/2014 |
a good boy |
pants,deuce |
| 6666 |
6/3/2017 |
a good impression |
deuce,pants |
| 54 |
10/21/1998 |
a good laugh |
|
| 59 |
10/29/1998 |
a good magician |
|
| 4492 |
3/20/2011 |
a good old fashioned |
pants |
| 98 |
1/3/1999 |
a good running start |
dick, deuce |
| 3895 |
7/2/2009 |
a good squeeze |
spigot,deuce |
| 5023 |
10/12/2012 |
a grand love story |
deuce,pants |
| 3585 |
8/26/2008 |
a great idea |
spigot,deuce |
| 3877 |
6/14/2009 |
a groove called love |
deuce,spigot |
| 1430 |
8/29/2002 |
a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work) |
pants,hanford |
| 4915 |
6/14/2012 |
a hard reset |
pants |
| 2492 |
8/25/2005 |
a healthy debate this is not |
ozone,deuce |
| 5641 |
7/10/2014 |
a heavy grift |
pants |
| 4775 |
1/18/2012 |
a helpful hint |
spigot |
| 3213 |
8/20/2007 |
a hen or a duck |
pants,deuce |
| 4896 |
5/26/2012 |
a holiday tradition worth celebrating |
pants |
| 5497 |
2/15/2014 |
a hollow voice |
pants,deuce |
| 5305 |
7/25/2013 |
a huge bend in it |
deuce |
| 475 |
1/14/2000 |
a huge spaceship |
spigot |
| 5556 |
4/15/2014 |
a human beat box |
spigot |
| 598 |
5/16/2000 |
a jerkcity tribute |
spigot,pants |
| 3267 |
10/13/2007 |
a kind of toilet |
spigot,deuce |
| 442 |
12/15/1999 |
a letter to ice cube |
deuce,pants |
| 6286 |
4/30/2016 |
a little house in the woods |
pants |
| 1453 |
9/21/2002 |
a little more j, a lot less o |
spigot,deuce |
| 6587 |
3/14/2017 |
a little mustard, some rye bread |
net,deuce,pants |
| 4156 |
3/30/2010 |
a little over three times |
pants,deuce |
| 4441 |
1/17/2011 |
a little puffy |
spigot,pants |
| 306 |
8/6/1999 |
a little sick of poptarts |
deuce,spigot |
| 541 |
3/20/2000 |
a little uninteresting |
deuce,atandt |
| 5364 |
9/22/2013 |
a long series of probing and sucking |
net,pants |
| 409 |
11/13/1999 |
a long-overdue explanation |
deuce |
| 666 |
7/20/2000 |
a look inside |
deuce |
| 3904 |
7/11/2009 |
a lot more |
deuce,spigot |
| 5692 |
8/30/2014 |
a lot more comfortable |
spigot,deuce |
| 3652 |
11/1/2008 |
a lot to contribute |
spigot,pants |
| 3384 |
2/7/2008 |
a love story |
pants,deuce |
| 221 |
5/14/1999 |
a lovely dinner party |
rands,spigot |
| 2685 |
3/6/2006 |
a match made in heaven |
pants |
| 3240 |
9/16/2007 |
a matter worth considering |
pants |
| 356 |
9/23/1999 |
a message to gay aliens |
spigot,deuce |
| 2810 |
7/10/2006 |
a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 1 |
atandt,rands,net |
| 5678 |
8/16/2014 |
a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 2 |
ozone,atandt |
| 1012 |
7/5/2001 |
a modest request |
deuce |
| 279 |
7/10/1999 |
a moment |
spigot |
| 597 |
5/15/2000 |
a moment of silence |
deuce |
| 1125 |
10/30/2001 |
a moment of silence |
spigot |
| 3418 |
3/12/2008 |
a moment of silence |
pants |
| 1259 |
3/13/2002 |
a moment's pause |
pants |
| 3099 |
4/28/2007 |
a moral dilemma |
net,deuce |
| 776 |
11/7/2000 |
a mystery for rands |
rands |
| 3468 |
5/1/2008 |
a nest in your chest |
pants,deuce |
| 6320 |
6/3/2016 |
a nest of eggs |
deuce |
| 3163 |
7/1/2007 |
a new hope (dvd extras) |
pants |
| 1435 |
9/3/2002 |
a night at the opera |
pants,deuce |
| 1414 |
8/14/2002 |
a night at the races |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 2636 |
1/16/2006 |
a night at the races |
pants,atandt |
| 2893 |
9/29/2006 |
a normal conversation |
rands,deuce |
| 5652 |
7/21/2014 |
a picture of my breakfast |
spigot,pants |
| 2702 |
3/23/2006 |
a piece of that |
pants,deuce |
| 6354 |
7/7/2016 |
a piggyback ride to chinatown |
deuce,pants |
| 6411 |
9/3/2016 |
a plate of figs |
spigot |
| 3370 |
1/24/2008 |
a plump night out |
spigot,pants |
| 549 |
3/28/2000 |
a poem by dick |
dick |
| 5365 |
9/23/2013 |
a pointless act, indeed |
pants |
| 5381 |
10/15/2013 |
a poofy cloud of gay fatness |
spigot |
| 6523 |
1/2/2017 |
a potemkin village |
deuce,dick,pants |
| 6683 |
6/25/2017 |
a pounding sensation |
spigot,pants |
| 4276 |
8/2/2010 |
a power of two |
pants,spigot |
| 4619 |
8/4/2011 |
a power of two |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 4809 |
2/24/2012 |
a pox on your house |
pants,atandt |
| 222 |
5/15/1999 |
a prayer |
pants,deuce |
| 608 |
5/25/2000 |
a promotion for rands |
rands |
| 1235 |
2/17/2002 |
a proof of life |
deuce |
| 6706 |
7/18/2017 |
a prune or a corn cob |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 4739 |
12/13/2011 |
a quick call |
spigot |
| 5083 |
12/14/2012 |
a quick nap |
pants |
| 2112 |
7/15/2004 |
a real american patriot |
deuce |
| 6329 |
6/12/2016 |
a real push-and- smoosh |
spigot,pants |
| 1950 |
2/3/2004 |
a recitation of the works of robert frost by deuce |
deuce |
| 414 |
11/17/1999 |
a recurring theme |
pants,rands |
| 6132 |
11/15/2015 |
a regular-like thing with him |
pants |
| 291 |
7/22/1999 |
a retraction |
spigot |
| 4758 |
1/1/2012 |
a ride home and a shirt |
spigot,pants |
| 1940 |
1/25/2004 |
a ride to the 7-11 |
deuce,pants |
| 1305 |
4/28/2002 |
a salacious rooster of a little man |
deuce |
| 327 |
8/26/1999 |
a scene from a movie |
pants |
| 141 |
3/4/1999 |
a science |
pants |
| 4613 |
7/29/2011 |
a secret crush on spigot |
spigot |
| 1014 |
7/8/2001 |
a series of on and off pulses |
deuce |
| 5402 |
11/5/2013 |
a series of things |
pants,deuce |
| 2340 |
3/26/2005 |
a sewing machine |
deuce,pants |
| 6188 |
1/10/2016 |
a shopping mall in cyberspace |
pants,deuce |
| 6576 |
3/3/2017 |
a short break |
spigot |
| 390 |
10/25/1999 |
a short sharp spurt |
spigot |
| 296 |
7/27/1999 |
a shortcut through the bushes |
spigot |
| 5058 |
11/16/2012 |
a show of dongs |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 6247 |
3/21/2016 |
a sideboob to cry on |
deuce,pants |
| 5384 |
10/18/2013 |
a sign of sinister gayness |
deuce |
| 682 |
8/5/2000 |
a simple plan |
spigot |
| 4413 |
12/20/2010 |
a simple plan |
pants,deuce |
| 1290 |
4/13/2002 |
a simple situation |
spigot |
| 6361 |
7/14/2016 |
a single baby carrot |
spigot |
| 6705 |
7/17/2017 |
a slave in a sex fdungeon |
deuce,pants |
| 5784 |
11/30/2014 |
a small asteroid |
deuce |
| 5392 |
10/26/2013 |
a small funnel |
pants |
| 5950 |
5/15/2015 |
a small village |
deuce |
| 6375 |
7/29/2016 |
a soft glow |
spigot,pants |
| 4936 |
7/9/2012 |
a song for spigot |
spigot |
| 6119 |
10/31/2015 |
a special request |
pants |
| 6263 |
4/6/2016 |
a splork of spurt |
spigot |
| 2956 |
12/5/2006 |
a steady diet of delicious chum |
pants,deuce |
| 4399 |
12/4/2010 |
a steel trap |
pants,deuce |
| 2944 |
11/23/2006 |
a stickly, unsightly manner |
deuce,pants |
| 771 |
11/2/2000 |
a stopped clock |
pants,deuce |
| 182 |
4/8/1999 |
a story as old as time |
deuce,rands |
| 1360 |
6/22/2002 |
a strange melange |
spigot |
| 670 |
7/24/2000 |
a stunning revelation |
deuce,pants |
| 3157 |
6/25/2007 |
a sucking snake |
pants,deuce |
| 6005 |
7/9/2015 |
a superposition of both |
pants,deuce |
| 809 |
12/9/2000 |
a terrible blow |
pants,deuce |
| 4948 |
7/21/2012 |
a terrible secret that i need you to take to your grave |
spigot |
| 5098 |
12/29/2012 |
a tool tip |
pants |
| 276 |
7/7/1999 |
a total cocksucker |
spigot |
| 3375 |
1/29/2008 |
a towel and some certs |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 6250 |
3/24/2016 |
a traffic cone |
deuce,pants |
| 634 |
6/20/2000 |
a two prick system |
deuce,spigot |
| 2360 |
4/15/2005 |
a typically plaintive request |
spigot,pants |
| 3410 |
3/4/2008 |
a valuable lesson |
pants,deuce |
| 6185 |
1/7/2016 |
a very abstract museum |
pants,deuce |
| 2731 |
4/22/2006 |
a very emotional episode of spigot the bear |
spigot,pants |
| 2295 |
2/9/2005 |
a very good thing |
pants,rands |
| 2499 |
9/1/2005 |
a very happy ending |
spigot,deuce |
| 2913 |
10/20/2006 |
a very important announcement |
deuce,pants |
| 6008 |
7/12/2015 |
a very important announcement |
pants |
| 3933 |
8/9/2009 |
a very important message from spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 4020 |
11/8/2009 |
a very important message from spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 5751 |
10/28/2014 |
a very long time indeed |
pants,deuce |
| 1501 |
11/8/2002 |
a very religious little man |
deuce |
| 2843 |
8/10/2006 |
a very serious drinking problem, indeed |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 197 |
4/22/1999 |
a very sincere apology |
spigot |
| 235 |
5/28/1999 |
a very sincere apology ii |
spigot |
| 5101 |
1/1/2013 |
a very special announcement for 2013 |
spigot |
| 6727 |
8/9/2017 |
a very special announcement for 2017 |
spigot |
| 2711 |
4/1/2006 |
a very special episode of spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 1682 |
5/9/2003 |
a very tiny tardis |
pants,spigot |
| 6397 |
8/20/2016 |
a way of life |
deuce,pants |
| 5347 |
9/5/2013 |
a wet tube sock |
spigot |
| 5188 |
3/30/2013 |
a whole pie |
spigot |
| 6598 |
3/27/2017 |
a wholesome meme |
deuce,spigot |
| 4097 |
1/29/2010 |
a wide h |
spigot,deuce |
| 5912 |
4/7/2015 |
a word from our sponsor |
pants,hanford |
| 4309 |
9/4/2010 |
a word from the management |
spigot |
| 3130 |
5/29/2007 |
a work of art or creation of nature |
atandt |
| 3923 |
7/30/2009 |
a world of sharing, caring |
spigot |
| 6766 |
9/21/2017 |
a wormhole to another region of spacetime |
deuce,pants |
| 2093 |
6/26/2004 |
a, b, c, d: all dicks |
spigot,pants |
| 4074 |
1/6/2010 |
a/s/l |
deuce,spigot |
| 4914 |
6/13/2012 |
a/s/l |
deuce,spigot |
| 33 |
9/25/1998 |
aaron spelling |
spigot |
| 2622 |
1/2/2006 |
abandon all hope |
pants |
| 200 |
4/24/1999 |
abbott and costello |
pants,rands |
| 1247 |
3/1/2002 |
abort retry ignore fail |
pants,ozone |
| 1625 |
3/13/2003 |
abortion funding |
pants |
| 4567 |
6/5/2011 |
about 80 years ago |
spigot |
| 4066 |
12/27/2009 |
about box |
pants,deuce |
| 5228 |
5/9/2013 |
about fries |
spigot |
| 1499 |
11/6/2002 |
about last night |
net,deuce |
| 3168 |
7/6/2007 |
about last week |
spigot |
| 4675 |
10/6/2011 |
absolutely everywhere |
pants,spigot |
| 4643 |
8/28/2011 |
absolutely required |
deuce,pants |
| 3036 |
2/24/2007 |
absolutely true story |
spigot |
| 1647 |
4/4/2003 |
abuse of the pump machine |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 3156 |
6/24/2007 |
accident owned bounced |
deuce |
| 467 |
1/6/2000 |
achoo |
deuce,pants |
| 5757 |
11/3/2014 |
actions not words |
pants,deuce |
| 2397 |
5/22/2005 |
actual ad copy submitted to client (rejected) |
spigot |
| 4838 |
3/24/2012 |
actually anything but |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 2640 |
1/20/2006 |
actually asking two questions |
pants,deuce |
| 1344 |
6/6/2002 |
actually inside the box |
spigot,deuce |
| 4012 |
10/31/2009 |
adam's pumpkin |
pants |
| 4900 |
5/30/2012 |
add 1-3 inches |
pants,spigot |
| 2988 |
1/7/2007 |
add me to the list |
spigot,pants |
| 6607 |
4/5/2017 |
adorable |
pants |
| 2818 |
7/17/2006 |
adventure game |
effigy |
| 4490 |
3/18/2011 |
after the fact |
deuce,pants |
| 3658 |
11/7/2008 |
after the jump |
spigot |
| 4132 |
3/6/2010 |
after the rains have gone |
pants |
| 2556 |
10/29/2005 |
aftermath |
rands,deuce |
| 865 |
2/6/2001 |
agagag |
deuce,pants |
| 2805 |
7/5/2006 |
again with the dick |
rands,spigot |
| 275 |
7/6/1999 |
again with the moon |
spigot |
| 2106 |
7/9/2004 |
against the world |
deuce,pants |
| 6513 |
12/23/2016 |
ahem |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 4786 |
1/29/2012 |
ahem pay attention |
pants |
| 1518 |
11/25/2002 |
aids cam |
pants,rands,spigot |
| 843 |
1/15/2001 |
aids quilt |
spigot |
| 4199 |
5/15/2010 |
aids walk |
spigot |
| 543 |
3/22/2000 |
aikido |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 2799 |
6/29/2006 |
aim for my tits |
spigot |
| 293 |
7/24/1999 |
air force, navy, marines |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 1577 |
1/23/2003 |
aka odwalla bongwater |
deuce,pants,rands,atandt |
| 3111 |
5/10/2007 |
aka spigot the bear |
spigot,deuce |
| 3911 |
7/18/2009 |
albedo 0.3888888888888887 |
deuce |
| 3699 |
12/18/2008 |
all a dream |
pants,spigot |
| 4934 |
7/7/2012 |
all a dream |
pants,spigot |
| 3780 |
3/9/2009 |
all a-twitter |
pants,deuce |
| 4771 |
1/14/2012 |
all aboard |
spigot |
| 3728 |
1/16/2009 |
all about [spigot's] nuts |
spigot,deuce |
| 1021 |
7/15/2001 |
all about the boners |
deuce,pants |
| 2625 |
1/5/2006 |
all around |
spigot |
| 3792 |
3/21/2009 |
all at once |
pants,deuce |
| 2063 |
5/27/2004 |
all at once (part 1) |
spigot,pants |
| 1408 |
8/8/2002 |
all beef |
spigot |
| 3594 |
9/4/2008 |
all been very |
spigot |
| 4483 |
3/4/2011 |
all day every day |
spigot |
| 3916 |
7/23/2009 |
all day long |
spigot |
| 2077 |
6/10/2004 |
all dicks are pricks but not all pricks are dicks |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 756 |
10/18/2000 |
all discs shuffle |
deuce,pants |
| 4759 |
1/2/2012 |
all done |
deuce,pants |
| 3188 |
7/26/2007 |
all for one and one for all |
net,pants,deuce |
| 1958 |
2/11/2004 |
all he wants in the world |
pants |
| 2446 |
7/10/2005 |
all i can spell is pain |
deuce,spigot |
| 4394 |
11/29/2010 |
all i care about is... |
pants,spigot |
| 6642 |
5/10/2017 |
all i care about these days |
spigot |
| 5520 |
3/10/2014 |
all i have in this world |
pants |
| 5968 |
6/2/2015 |
all i have to say |
pants |
| 6604 |
4/2/2017 |
all i know is |
pants |
| 5244 |
5/25/2013 |
all i learned from life |
pants |
| 527 |
3/6/2000 |
all i needed to know |
pants,deuce |
| 2161 |
9/29/2004 |
all i wanted was my bra back |
deuce,spigot |
| 63 |
11/4/1998 |
all in favor |
|
| 6681 |
6/18/2017 |
all in good fun |
deuce,pants |
| 2666 |
2/15/2006 |
all in the game |
pants |
| 5367 |
9/25/2013 |
all into my mouth |
spigot |
| 6440 |
10/5/2016 |
all lined up |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 2308 |
2/22/2005 |
all mixed up |
spigot |
| 4262 |
7/19/2010 |
all my cupcakes |
deuce,pants |
| 3082 |
4/11/2007 |
all my online dongs |
spigot |
| 3179 |
7/17/2007 |
all of you |
spigot,deuce |
| 6245 |
3/19/2016 |
all on top of me |
spigot,pants |
| 5047 |
11/5/2012 |
all out of time |
deuce |
| 5184 |
3/26/2013 |
all over my dumb face |
pants,spigot |
| 6030 |
8/3/2015 |
all over my face |
spigot |
| 3353 |
1/7/2008 |
all over my face and hands |
deuce,pants |
| 3450 |
4/13/2008 |
all over my new dress |
pants,spigot |
| 5255 |
6/5/2013 |
all over my nuts |
spigot |
| 2550 |
10/23/2005 |
all over the face |
spigot |
| 5146 |
2/15/2013 |
all over the place |
dick |
| 2280 |
1/25/2005 |
all over the webcam |
pants,spigot |
| 4339 |
10/4/2010 |
all over your face |
spigot |
| 3767 |
2/24/2009 |
all right fine |
spigot,pants |
| 1475 |
10/13/2002 |
all singing all dancing |
pants,spigot |
| 3914 |
7/21/2009 |
all smooshy |
deuce,spigot |
| 1335 |
5/28/2002 |
all that for a for loop |
pants,deuce |
| 5866 |
2/20/2015 |
all that we have to give |
pants |
| 5356 |
9/14/2013 |
all the bread at whole foods |
spigot,pants |
| 6057 |
8/30/2015 |
all the cookies and chips |
pants,deuce |
| 4993 |
9/4/2012 |
all the hubbub |
pants,deuce |
| 4700 |
11/1/2011 |
all the layers of gown |
pants |
| 6795 |
10/22/2017 |
all the moves |
pants |
| 2110 |
7/13/2004 |
all the orcs and shit |
rands,deuce |
| 1825 |
10/2/2003 |
all the problems |
spigot |
| 3714 |
1/2/2009 |
all the queer protocols |
spigot |
| 4623 |
8/8/2011 |
all the same gun |
deuce,spigot |
| 4119 |
2/20/2010 |
all the trash compactors |
pants |
| 4299 |
8/25/2010 |
all the way |
pants,spigot |
| 3756 |
2/13/2009 |
all the way around |
pants,deuce |
| 2462 |
7/26/2005 |
all the way back |
spigot |
| 3614 |
9/24/2008 |
all the way deep |
pants,deuce |
| 2539 |
10/12/2005 |
all the way to god |
spigot,pants |
| 6024 |
7/28/2015 |
all the wonderful, colorful dicks |
pants |
| 127 |
2/18/1999 |
all these hackers |
spigot |
| 3354 |
1/8/2008 |
all these pills in my mouth |
spigot |
| 3147 |
6/15/2007 |
all this can be yours |
pants,deuce |
| 4010 |
10/29/2009 |
all this fucking and sucking |
spigot,pants |
| 1763 |
7/29/2003 |
all this uppercase |
spigot,rands |
| 1380 |
7/11/2002 |
all those balls |
net |
| 3966 |
9/13/2009 |
all those in favor |
spigot |
| 2554 |
10/27/2005 |
all three prongs at once |
spigot |
| 6150 |
12/3/2015 |
all tracks remixed by deuce at jerkcity |
deuce |
| 3905 |
7/12/2009 |
all up over inside |
pants,spigot |
| 4573 |
6/18/2011 |
all wrapped up |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 6611 |
4/9/2017 |
all you can do is fucking cry |
spigot |
| 5251 |
6/1/2013 |
all you ever wanted |
pants,deuce |
| 6476 |
11/10/2016 |
all you have to do is |
deuce,pants |
| 904 |
3/17/2001 |
all you need is love |
spigot,pants |
| 3311 |
11/26/2007 |
all your psychic energy |
deuce,pants |
| 3052 |
3/12/2007 |
allah your own akbar |
pants,deuce |
| 5823 |
1/8/2015 |
allahu akbuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
deuce |
| 3841 |
5/9/2009 |
allergic to dick |
pants |
| 5701 |
9/8/2014 |
allergy season |
pants,deuce |
| 6758 |
9/9/2017 |
almond roca |
deuce,spigot |
| 3376 |
1/30/2008 |
alone again |
spigot,deuce |
| 2172 |
10/10/2004 |
alone in the toilet |
spigot |
| 4209 |
5/27/2010 |
alone with my own dick |
spigot |
| 5276 |
6/26/2013 |
alone with my thoughts |
deuce |
| 5826 |
1/11/2015 |
alone with my thoughts |
deuce |
| 5060 |
11/18/2012 |
along a z axis |
spigot |
| 506 |
2/14/2000 |
alot |
pants,deuce |
| 6281 |
4/25/2016 |
already dead |
spigot |
| 5944 |
5/9/2015 |
already doing it |
pants,euce |
| 1889 |
12/5/2003 |
already gotten published |
deuce,spigot |
| 2108 |
7/11/2004 |
already here |
spigot,rands |
| 3098 |
4/27/2007 |
already in progress |
deuce,pants |
| 2872 |
9/8/2006 |
already said too much |
deuce,pants |
| 673 |
7/27/2000 |
also for fat: 0-9 |
spigot,pants |
| 3606 |
9/16/2008 |
also jerking now |
rands,spigot,deuce |
| 5776 |
11/22/2014 |
also probably scurvy |
deuce |
| 112 |
1/31/1999 |
also the ugly |
deuce, pants, spigot |
| 2942 |
11/21/2006 |
also when we fucked them |
deuce,pants |
| 757 |
10/19/2000 |
alt dot fan dot dean dash stark |
pants,deuce |
| 5943 |
5/8/2015 |
always begin with boner |
rands,pants |
| 5396 |
10/30/2013 |
always bet on black |
spigot,deuce |
| 3505 |
6/7/2008 |
always darkest |
spigot |
| 1307 |
4/30/2002 |
always more whores in the sea |
net |
| 3730 |
1/18/2009 |
always room for dick |
pants,ozone |
| 6432 |
9/27/2016 |
am i going to get shit on me |
deuce,pants |
| 1960 |
2/13/2004 |
am i invisible |
pants,spigot |
| 6451 |
10/16/2016 |
ambien dreamin' |
deuce,pants |
| 4537 |
5/4/2011 |
amen to that brother |
pants |
| 4892 |
5/21/2012 |
amen to that brother |
spigot,deuce |
| 1759 |
7/25/2003 |
american |
pants |
| 126 |
2/16/1999 |
american way |
spigot,pants |
| 1317 |
5/10/2002 |
ammunition, candy bars |
pants,deuce |
| 5594 |
5/24/2014 |
among other things |
pants |
| 3988 |
10/5/2009 |
an afternoon at the cranberry bog |
pants |
| 1374 |
7/5/2002 |
an alarming quantity of stainless |
ozone |
| 5287 |
7/7/2013 |
an all-day affair |
pants,spigot |
| 4783 |
1/26/2012 |
an all-new murphy brown |
deuce,spigot |
| 6678 |
6/15/2017 |
an amazon original |
spigot |
| 277 |
7/8/1999 |
an announcement |
pants,spigot |
| 650 |
7/5/2000 |
an argument in progress |
deuce,pants |
| 468 |
1/7/2000 |
an astronomy lesson |
deuce |
| 6716 |
7/28/2017 |
an autistic clock |
spigot,pants |
| 3127 |
5/26/2007 |
an awfully important announcement |
deuce,rands |
| 2868 |
9/4/2006 |
an easter sonnet |
pants |
| 5786 |
12/2/2014 |
an editorial from the daily bugle publisher |
pants |
| 6617 |
4/15/2017 |
an elderly angel combined with an emphysema angel |
spigot |
| 2000 |
3/25/2004 |
an emp over san francisco |
deuce |
| 3847 |
5/15/2009 |
an entire planet |
pants |
| 2883 |
9/19/2006 |
an evening with pants |
pants |
| 5324 |
8/13/2013 |
an excuse for chinese food |
deuce |
| 2477 |
8/10/2005 |
an extremely sensitive subject |
deuce |
| 4455 |
1/31/2011 |
an impassioned plea for cock |
pants |
| 4433 |
1/9/2011 |
an important announcement for 2011 |
deuce |
| 4920 |
6/19/2012 |
an important announcement for 2012 |
atandt |
| 3944 |
8/20/2009 |
an important announcement from pants at jerkcity |
pants |
| 339 |
9/6/1999 |
an important but subtle point |
rands,spigot,deuce |
| 3550 |
7/22/2008 |
an important job interview |
spigot |
| 3279 |
10/25/2007 |
an inconvenient truth |
pants |
| 626 |
6/12/2000 |
an innocent question |
deuce,pants |
| 2561 |
11/3/2005 |
an interview with a deuce |
deuce |
| 551 |
3/30/2000 |
an ode to the homeless of san francisco |
rands |
| 2311 |
2/25/2005 |
an official spice girl |
net,deuce |
| 4881 |
5/10/2012 |
an old shirt |
deuce,pants |
| 1044 |
8/10/2001 |
an old, old joke |
deuce,pants |
| 546 |
3/25/2000 |
an open letter to ayn rand |
spigot,deuce |
| 5369 |
9/27/2013 |
an open letter to doctor dong |
pants |
| 656 |
7/11/2000 |
an open letter to soccer moms |
pants |
| 839 |
1/11/2001 |
an open letter to the stile project |
pants,atandt,rands |
| 6620 |
4/18/2017 |
an outburst of the soul |
spigot |
| 698 |
8/21/2000 |
an outtake |
deuce,rands,hanford |
| 4635 |
8/20/2011 |
an unholy mess of a girl |
pants |
| 318 |
8/17/1999 |
an unlicked dick (part i of ii) |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 319 |
8/18/1999 |
an unlicked dick (part ii of ii) |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 6762 |
9/17/2017 |
an unquenchable thirst for cock |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 166 |
3/24/1999 |
an x with our piss |
deuce,spigot |
| 6302 |
5/16/2016 |
anal acrobats |
deuce,spigot |
| 6654 |
5/22/2017 |
anal fissures, kindle paperwhites |
deuce,pants |
| 3882 |
6/19/2009 |
anal fuckface |
deuce,spigot |
| 6073 |
9/15/2015 |
anal milfs |
spigot |
| 2310 |
2/24/2005 |
anal warming problem |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 2971 |
12/21/2006 |
ancient secrets |
spigot,deuce |
| 1555 |
1/1/2003 |
and a large prick |
deuce,spigot |
| 5818 |
1/3/2015 |
and after that |
pants,deuce,atandt,spigot |
| 638 |
6/24/2000 |
and all the while rands was thinking about dick (bless his little heart) |
rands,pants,atandt |
| 3892 |
6/29/2009 |
and also |
spigot |
| 4126 |
2/28/2010 |
and another day |
rands,pants |
| 3404 |
2/27/2008 |
and everybody celebrates accordingly |
deuce,pants |
| 5476 |
1/25/2014 |
and get away with it |
deuce |
| 539 |
3/18/2000 |
and he said unto them |
pants,rands,deuce,spigot |
| 2067 |
5/31/2004 |
and here you are |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3029 |
2/17/2007 |
and hopefully to the bus stop |
spigot,deuce |
| 5759 |
11/5/2014 |
and how |
pants |
| 5432 |
12/10/2013 |
and how can i stretch you out |
spigot,deuce |
| 4768 |
1/11/2012 |
and i mean now |
deuce |
| 6391 |
8/14/2016 |
and i say unto you |
ozone,net,deuce |
| 2929 |
11/6/2006 |
and much much more |
pants |
| 4913 |
6/12/2012 |
and my trunk |
pants,spigot |
| 4310 |
9/5/2010 |
and now a word on polio |
deuce |
| 2916 |
10/23/2006 |
and now for |
rands,spigot,deuce |
| 6214 |
2/13/2016 |
and rest |
pants,deuce |
| 2442 |
7/6/2005 |
and so it goes |
spigot |
| 3296 |
11/11/2007 |
and so it goes |
deuce,pants |
| 5592 |
5/22/2014 |
and so it goes |
deuce,spigot |
| 1689 |
5/16/2003 |
and so much more |
spigot |
| 2628 |
1/8/2006 |
and so was i |
spigot |
| 5341 |
8/30/2013 |
and step on it |
spigot |
| 6142 |
11/25/2015 |
and step on it |
pants |
| 6179 |
1/1/2016 |
and that dick over there |
pants |
| 4805 |
2/20/2012 |
and that seemed to work just fine |
spigot |
| 4986 |
8/28/2012 |
and that's the jerkcity promise |
deuce |
| 5222 |
5/3/2013 |
and that's when i surrendered |
pants |
| 1098 |
10/3/2001 |
and the preacher said |
spigot,deuce |
| 6026 |
7/30/2015 |
and then |
spigot |
| 4848 |
4/3/2012 |
and then some |
pants,spigot |
| 4621 |
8/6/2011 |
and then the squirting began |
deuce,pants |
| 3999 |
10/18/2009 |
and we hope you enjoy the show |
rands,pants |
| 3661 |
11/10/2008 |
and what a poo |
spigot,deuce |
| 5012 |
9/29/2012 |
and what have you |
pants |
| 1801 |
9/8/2003 |
and whatever else |
spigot |
| 3963 |
9/10/2009 |
and with that the problem was solved |
pants |
| 2307 |
2/21/2005 |
and yes |
pants |
| 4932 |
7/5/2012 |
and yet |
deuce |
| 6653 |
5/21/2017 |
and yet i do |
deuce,pants |
| 5164 |
3/6/2013 |
and you said nothing |
spigot |
| 1986 |
3/10/2004 |
annabel chong |
spigot |
| 639 |
6/25/2000 |
annie get your gun |
deuce |
| 1088 |
9/23/2001 |
annnother |
deuce |
| 1348 |
6/10/2002 |
announce ment |
deuce |
| 4353 |
10/18/2010 |
another 79 on the ground |
deuce,pants |
| 6310 |
5/24/2016 |
another cookie |
pants |
| 2767 |
5/28/2006 |
another exciting episode coming right up |
spigot |
| 5380 |
10/14/2013 |
another issue entirely |
deuce |
| 2960 |
12/9/2006 |
another lost weekend |
atandt,pants |
| 3523 |
6/25/2008 |
another one of your tricks |
pants,deuce |
| 564 |
4/12/2000 |
another pop up window |
spigot |
| 5105 |
1/5/2013 |
another runny shit |
spigot,deuce |
| 2743 |
5/4/2006 |
another true story |
deuce,spigot |
| 1776 |
8/11/2003 |
anthrax |
pants,deuce,rands |
| 27 |
9/18/1998 |
antimatter |
spigot,deuce |
| 5566 |
4/25/2014 |
any 1 strokin' it???? |
spigot,deuce |
| 3739 |
1/27/2009 |
any fags around |
bung,spigot |
| 6278 |
4/22/2016 |
any final thoughts tweet-wise |
spigot |
| 3726 |
1/14/2009 |
any form of conversation |
spigot,deuce |
| 438 |
12/11/1999 |
any given sunday |
pants,deuce |
| 103 |
1/13/1999 |
any kind of flower |
deuce, spigot |
| 3316 |
12/1/2007 |
any of this |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 4313 |
9/8/2010 |
any of this |
deuce |
| 2353 |
4/8/2005 |
any one |
deuce |
| 6488 |
11/24/2016 |
any second now |
spigot |
| 5286 |
7/6/2013 |
any that aren't too dinged up |
deuce,pants |
| 5452 |
1/1/2014 |
anymore anyways |
deuce |
| 4627 |
8/12/2011 |
anyone here |
spigot,deuce |
| 6178 |
12/31/2015 |
anyone in the marvel or dc universe |
spigot,deuce |
| 4681 |
10/12/2011 |
anything men can do |
spigot |
| 4499 |
3/27/2011 |
anything more disgusting |
spigot |
| 1228 |
2/10/2002 |
apollo 13 |
spigot |
| 4760 |
1/3/2012 |
apology accepted |
pants |
| 6001 |
7/5/2015 |
apology accepted |
spigot |
| 6502 |
12/9/2016 |
apple ][ forever |
pants |
| 2906 |
10/13/2006 |
apple sauce |
pants,deuce |
| 5952 |
5/17/2015 |
apple watch |
spigot,pants |
| 890 |
3/3/2001 |
applescript |
spigot,pants |
| 2049 |
5/13/2004 |
apricot fag muffin |
spigot |
| 778 |
11/9/2000 |
aquaman's lawsuit |
rands,pants |
| 4729 |
11/30/2011 |
are we not done |
pants,deuce |
| 5525 |
3/15/2014 |
are we podcasting right now |
pants,deuce |
| 6138 |
11/21/2015 |
are we worried |
spigot |
| 5631 |
6/30/2014 |
are you |
pants |
| 5805 |
12/21/2014 |
are you going to die |
deuce,pants |
| 5897 |
3/23/2015 |
are you my ashtray |
pants,deuce |
| 3983 |
9/30/2009 |
are you okay |
pants,deuce |
| 4776 |
1/19/2012 |
are you ready part 1 |
rands,deuce |
| 4777 |
1/20/2012 |
are you ready part 2 |
rands,deuce |
| 2480 |
8/13/2005 |
are you sure |
deuce,net |
| 4335 |
9/30/2010 |
are you sure |
spigot |
| 814 |
12/17/2000 |
are you the crow? |
deuce,spigot |
| 859 |
1/31/2001 |
are you there, god? |
pants |
| 5889 |
3/15/2015 |
arena |
spigot,deuce |
| 3346 |
12/31/2007 |
arfy darfy |
deuce,spigot |
| 6161 |
12/14/2015 |
argument in progress |
pants,deuce |
| 309 |
8/8/1999 |
argv |
spigot,pants |
| 433 |
12/6/1999 |
arrrrr |
dick,deuce |
| 46 |
10/10/1998 |
art or pornography |
|
| 4957 |
7/30/2012 |
art project |
spigot |
| 2123 |
7/26/2004 |
as a beached whale |
spigot |
| 4922 |
6/24/2012 |
as an adult |
spigot |
| 4722 |
11/23/2011 |
as big as your mouth |
spigot,deuce |
| 4079 |
1/11/2010 |
as fast as your little legs will carry you |
pants |
| 1158 |
12/2/2001 |
as i got older |
pants |
| 1531 |
12/8/2002 |
as per our |
pants,deuce,atandt |
| 4344 |
10/9/2010 |
as per the usual |
spigot |
| 5038 |
10/27/2012 |
as the legend goes |
deuce,pants |
| 4841 |
3/27/2012 |
as you and i are |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 6497 |
12/3/2016 |
as you think i am |
spigot,pants |
| 3288 |
11/3/2007 |
asap |
net,deuce |
| 4481 |
3/2/2011 |
ashes ashes |
deuce,pants |
| 2609 |
12/20/2005 |
asian porn |
rands,deuce |
| 5084 |
12/15/2012 |
ask him hows |
pants |
| 3831 |
4/29/2009 |
ask me |
spigot,deuce |
| 5453 |
1/2/2014 |
ask me how |
pants |
| 5349 |
9/7/2013 |
ask the mouths |
spigot |
| 5729 |
10/6/2014 |
asked to kinda lay off singing |
spigot |
| 2414 |
6/8/2005 |
asked to leave the sports bar |
spigot,pants |
| 6726 |
8/8/2017 |
asking for the last time |
spigot |
| 2529 |
10/2/2005 |
ass day |
deuce,pants |
| 4109 |
2/10/2010 |
ass fuckin' |
pants,deuce |
| 3879 |
6/16/2009 |
ass master |
rands,deuce |
| 1869 |
11/15/2003 |
ass to balls transfer protocol |
pants,deuce |
| 3691 |
12/10/2008 |
ass with straw |
rands,pants |
| 1330 |
5/23/2002 |
assume the position |
deuce |
| 905 |
3/18/2001 |
asthma attack |
deuce,spigot |
| 2584 |
11/26/2005 |
at four stars the army comes |
pants,deuce |
| 672 |
7/26/2000 |
at home with the homos |
net,deuce,pants |
| 4556 |
5/25/2011 |
at least once in my life |
spigot |
| 6080 |
9/22/2015 |
at least one of them |
deuce,pants |
| 1347 |
6/9/2002 |
at least they aren't |
pants,spigot |
| 4728 |
11/29/2011 |
at least they wrapped a big bow around it |
pants |
| 6698 |
7/10/2017 |
at me not on me |
deuce,pants |
| 6622 |
4/20/2017 |
at my age |
spigot |
| 2566 |
11/8/2005 |
at once |
pants,deuce |
| 2910 |
10/17/2006 |
at that |
pants,deuce |
| 6571 |
2/26/2017 |
at the dinner table |
deuce,spigot |
| 1545 |
12/22/2002 |
at the end of the day you're still fresh off the bus |
spigot,deuce |
| 1755 |
7/21/2003 |
at the library |
pants,deuce |
| 42 |
10/6/1998 |
atandt |
deuce,atandt |
| 94 |
12/24/1998 |
atandt haiku #1 |
atandt |
| 641 |
6/27/2000 |
atandt's home directory |
spigot,pants,atandt |
| 740 |
10/2/2000 |
atandt's theme |
atandt |
| 2327 |
3/13/2005 |
atari 2600 adventure |
hanford,pants |
| 511 |
2/19/2000 |
atdt |
atandt |
| 2426 |
6/20/2005 |
attack of the clones |
pants,deuce |
| 2199 |
11/5/2004 |
attack of the dicks episode iv |
pants |
| 2200 |
11/6/2004 |
attack of the dicks episode v |
deuce |
| 3489 |
5/22/2008 |
attacked with weapons |
pants,deuce |
| 5653 |
7/22/2014 |
attention everybody |
deuce |
| 3293 |
11/8/2007 |
attention wikipedians |
pants,atandt |
| 6064 |
9/6/2015 |
attitude problem |
spigot,deuce |
| 1593 |
2/8/2003 |
attorney and lawyer |
pants,deuce |
| 5481 |
1/30/2014 |
audition form |
pants,deuce |
| 2833 |
8/1/2006 |
august |
rands,hanford |
| 645 |
6/30/2000 |
auto repair for fags |
rands |
| 5239 |
5/20/2013 |
available in the cloud |
spigot |
| 1328 |
5/21/2002 |
avoid freezer burn |
pants |
| 6709 |
7/21/2017 |
awake for almost two hours |
deuce |
| 6203 |
2/2/2016 |
awards season |
pants,deuce |
| 2321 |
3/7/2005 |
away from keyboard |
pants,deuce |
| 3681 |
11/30/2008 |
awesome disease |
deuce,pants |
| 4284 |
8/10/2010 |
awesomes |
deuce,pants |
| 91 |
12/21/1998 |
awful christmas special |
deuce, pants |
| 5242 |
5/23/2013 |
axl rose's beatoff towel l@@k |
spigot,pants |
| 2792 |
6/22/2006 |
b as in balls |
spigot,atandt |
| 2092 |
6/25/2004 |
b to the u to the h |
pants,deuce |
| 4750 |
12/24/2011 |
b&b |
spigot |
| 436 |
12/9/1999 |
baby jesus |
pants,spigot |
| 6514 |
12/24/2016 |
baby shoes |
deuce,pants |
| 4572 |
6/17/2011 |
back again |
pants |
| 4070 |
1/2/2010 |
back behind your firewall |
pants |
| 4208 |
5/26/2010 |
back in budapest |
spigot |
| 6249 |
3/23/2016 |
back in time |
deuce,pants |
| 5771 |
11/17/2014 |
back into the pumpkin |
pants,deuce |
| 6582 |
3/9/2017 |
back of police |
deuce,pants |
| 6682 |
6/24/2017 |
back on my bullshit |
deuce,pants |
| 4021 |
11/9/2009 |
back rub |
pants,spigot |
| 4180 |
4/26/2010 |
back soon |
spigot |
| 2204 |
11/10/2004 |
back space |
spigot |
| 1238 |
2/20/2002 |
back stage |
pants,hanford |
| 2129 |
8/1/2004 |
back to taiwan with you |
deuce,pants |
| 1194 |
1/7/2002 |
backed up till friday |
spigot |
| 1953 |
2/6/2004 |
backrub |
net,deuce |
| 3700 |
12/19/2008 |
backside cache |
deuce,spigot |
| 2919 |
10/26/2006 |
backwards |
deuce,net |
| 4197 |
5/13/2010 |
backwards and forwards |
spigot |
| 2286 |
1/31/2005 |
bad baby |
deuce |
| 2007 |
4/1/2004 |
bad customer service |
deuce,spigot |
| 5317 |
8/6/2013 |
bad day |
deuce,pants |
| 6625 |
4/23/2017 |
bad syntax |
deuce |
| 878 |
2/19/2001 |
bad trip |
pants,spigot |
| 562 |
4/10/2000 |
badly confused |
pants |
| 5632 |
7/1/2014 |
bail fund |
effigy,deuce |
| 2177 |
10/15/2004 |
baked potato |
spigot,pants |
| 5885 |
3/11/2015 |
balance of terror |
pants,deuce |
| 1027 |
7/21/2001 |
balloon animals |
spigot,pants |
| 3241 |
9/17/2007 |
balls, shaven |
deuce,spigot |
| 686 |
8/9/2000 |
baloney |
spigot |
| 2078 |
6/11/2004 |
banana nut root |
spigot,pants |
| 5731 |
10/8/2014 |
banana yogurt |
spigot |
| 1791 |
8/29/2003 |
banned from the dick pit |
pants,spigot |
| 6184 |
1/6/2016 |
barely keeping a straight face |
spigot,pants |
| 180 |
4/6/1999 |
barely legal |
spigot,pants |
| 1781 |
8/16/2003 |
barely locked |
pants,atandt |
| 4158 |
4/2/2010 |
barely looking up |
pants,spigot |
| 5086 |
12/17/2012 |
barely looking up |
pants |
| 397 |
11/1/1999 |
barely weekly |
spigot,pants |
| 3506 |
6/8/2008 |
barf on his cock |
pants |
| 6262 |
4/5/2016 |
barf on my cock |
deuce,pants |
| 375 |
10/12/1999 |
bark |
pants |
| 6567 |
2/21/2017 |
barney fife sniff |
spigot,pants |
| 3771 |
2/28/2009 |
based on my experience |
deuce,pants |
| 5831 |
1/16/2015 |
bash me |
pants,spigot |
| 3291 |
11/6/2007 |
bashing his nuts |
pants,deuce |
| 4614 |
7/30/2011 |
bashing my head |
spigot |
| 6300 |
5/14/2016 |
basil fed |
deuce,pants |
| 1914 |
12/30/2003 |
bat port |
ozone,deuce |
| 6471 |
11/5/2016 |
bathroom caulking |
deuce,spigot |
| 250 |
6/12/1999 |
bathroom patrol |
pants,spigot |
| 1895 |
12/11/2003 |
bathtub |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 172 |
3/30/1999 |
batman |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 4439 |
1/15/2011 |
batt low |
spigot |
| 53 |
10/20/1998 |
bbc1 and bbc2 |
pants,spigot |
| 2243 |
12/19/2004 |
be a smarty |
atandt,pants |
| 798 |
11/28/2000 |
be gay with me |
pants,hanford |
| 5949 |
5/14/2015 |
be gay with me forever |
pants,deuce |
| 860 |
2/1/2001 |
be gay with me or else |
rands,pants |
| 393 |
10/28/1999 |
be gay with me/us/them |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3135 |
6/3/2007 |
be more of a fag to me |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 990 |
6/13/2001 |
be my blog |
pants,rands |
| 6165 |
12/18/2015 |
be my buttercup |
pants,deuce |
| 6544 |
1/29/2017 |
bearded windbreaker |
deuce,pants |
| 5658 |
7/27/2014 |
beat it |
deuce |
| 1778 |
8/13/2003 |
beat me off |
spigot |
| 1978 |
3/2/2004 |
beat off to these gifs |
spigot,pants |
| 3984 |
10/1/2009 |
beat the shit out of me |
pants,deuce |
| 6453 |
10/18/2016 |
beat those muppets off then |
deuce,pants |
| 884 |
2/25/2001 |
beating off |
spigot |
| 6083 |
9/25/2015 |
beating off a dead man |
pants,deuce |
| 4616 |
8/1/2011 |
beating off at macy's |
pants,deuce |
| 934 |
4/16/2001 |
beating off in the blank (vol. i no. 1) |
pants |
| 2328 |
3/14/2005 |
beating off the cancer patient |
spigot |
| 1784 |
8/19/2003 |
beating off together |
pants,spigot |
| 2924 |
11/1/2006 |
beating off upside down |
pants,deuce |
| 2427 |
6/21/2005 |
beating off with what |
deuce,pants |
| 2064 |
5/28/2004 |
beatoff valley |
rands,spigot |
| 3108 |
5/7/2007 |
beatoffable |
spigot,deuce |
| 3826 |
4/24/2009 |
beautiful butterfly |
pants,deuce |
| 3673 |
11/22/2008 |
beautiful haiku |
pants |
| 444 |
12/17/1999 |
beautiful music |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 1079 |
9/14/2001 |
beautiful music |
spigot |
| 3131 |
5/30/2007 |
beautiful music |
deuce,pants |
| 6641 |
5/9/2017 |
because i am a man |
deuce |
| 2428 |
6/22/2005 |
because is why as it turns out |
pants,deuce |
| 4870 |
4/28/2012 |
because of my bad attitude |
spigot |
| 114 |
2/4/1999 |
beck |
pants, spigot |
| 821 |
12/24/2000 |
bedlam |
spigot,pants,rands |
| 844 |
1/16/2001 |
beep |
net,deuce |
| 4668 |
9/26/2011 |
beep beep beep beep |
pants,spigot |
| 5753 |
10/30/2014 |
beep beep beep of lowering platform |
pants,deuce |
| 3582 |
8/23/2008 |
beep boop boop |
spigot |
| 3383 |
2/6/2008 |
beer and a nap |
spigot |
| 128 |
2/19/1999 |
before it was cool |
rands |
| 6053 |
8/26/2015 |
begging the question |
spigot |
| 5937 |
5/2/2015 |
begin gay spurt |
spigot |
| 2351 |
4/6/2005 |
behind our collective backs, under our very noses |
deuce,pants |
| 4879 |
5/8/2012 |
behind the curtain |
spigot,pants |
| 3053 |
3/13/2007 |
being myself / jerkcity goes to war |
spigot,pants |
| 3929 |
8/5/2009 |
being taken seriously |
ozone,rands |
| 4147 |
3/21/2010 |
bendy straw |
deuce |
| 4517 |
4/14/2011 |
best birthday ever |
pants |
| 940 |
4/22/2001 |
best friends forever |
pants |
| 3341 |
12/26/2007 |
best friends forever |
spigot,deuce |
| 4618 |
8/3/2011 |
best friends forever |
deuce,spigot |
| 3264 |
10/10/2007 |
best part |
deuce |
| 1205 |
1/18/2002 |
best thing |
deuce |
| 2665 |
2/14/2006 |
best years of our lives |
spigot |
| 2955 |
12/4/2006 |
better dead than red |
pants,deuce |
| 6616 |
4/14/2017 |
better make pancakes |
deuce,pants |
| 6477 |
11/11/2016 |
better organize them |
deuce,pants |
| 1507 |
11/14/2002 |
between the hours of 4-8 |
pants,spigot |
| 2020 |
4/14/2004 |
beware of dog |
spigot,deuce |
| 4332 |
9/27/2010 |
beware of mouth |
pants |
| 1490 |
10/28/2002 |
beware of the boner |
spigot |
| 2684 |
3/5/2006 |
beware of timecop |
pants |
| 1401 |
8/1/2002 |
bi-curious goons |
pants,deuce |
| 6482 |
11/18/2016 |
bi-probably |
deuce,pants |
| 1994 |
3/18/2004 |
bibles and donkeys |
spigot,pants |
| 6722 |
8/3/2017 |
bienvenidos |
spigot |
| 3035 |
2/23/2007 |
big bong theory |
pants,spigot |
| 5263 |
6/13/2013 |
big book of jerkcity update: 1 of 2 |
spigot |
| 5264 |
6/14/2013 |
big book of jerkcity update: 2 of 2 |
spigot |
| 2326 |
3/12/2005 |
big boss lawyer |
spigot,pants |
| 1352 |
6/14/2002 |
big decision |
pants |
| 1483 |
10/21/2002 |
big dumb pregnant women |
spigot,deuce |
| 1515 |
11/22/2002 |
big faggot |
spigot |
| 95 |
12/6/1998 |
big faggoty dick 1 of 3 |
pants |
| 132 |
2/23/1999 |
big faggoty dick 2 of 3 |
pants |
| 1793 |
8/31/2003 |
big faggoty dick 3 of 3 |
pants,spigot |
| 2886 |
9/22/2006 |
big faggoty dick iv: a new beginning |
pants |
| 3162 |
6/30/2007 |
big faggoty dick: the director's cut |
pants |
| 2595 |
12/6/2005 |
big fat dicks for jesus christ |
pants,deuce |
| 3152 |
6/20/2007 |
big fat dump |
deuce |
| 2962 |
12/12/2006 |
big fat gay uppercase j |
rands,pants,spigot |
| 706 |
8/29/2000 |
big fat mozilla release |
spigot |
| 6084 |
9/26/2015 |
big game trophy hunting |
spigot |
| 1766 |
8/1/2003 |
big girls |
pants |
| 1070 |
9/5/2001 |
big open mouth |
spigot |
| 6380 |
8/3/2016 |
big smiles everybody |
deuce,pants |
| 1558 |
1/4/2003 |
big train |
spigot |
| 5974 |
6/8/2015 |
big wangy dicks humping away at my chin |
spigot,deuce |
| 5352 |
9/10/2013 |
big words |
deuce,spigot |
| 2651 |
1/31/2006 |
bike for xmas |
pants,deuce |
| 4489 |
3/17/2011 |
bike lane |
spigot |
| 3743 |
1/31/2009 |
bikini zone |
pants,deuce |
| 888 |
3/1/2001 |
bill gates and the cream pie flavored-water |
spigot |
| 3327 |
12/12/2007 |
bionic wednesdays |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 3676 |
11/25/2008 |
bit rot |
pants |
| 3843 |
5/11/2009 |
bitch it's me |
pants |
| 2469 |
8/2/2005 |
bizarro jerkcity |
pants,deuce |
| 726 |
9/18/2000 |
blab room |
spigot |
| 5839 |
1/24/2015 |
blam fwoomp |
pants,deuce |
| 2242 |
12/18/2004 |
blame the cats |
pants |
| 3571 |
8/12/2008 |
blast off |
spigot,deuce |
| 5588 |
5/18/2014 |
blast off to mars |
spigot |
| 2076 |
6/9/2004 |
bless someone (not how you) |
deuce,pants |
| 105 |
1/18/1999 |
blhglghb |
spigot |
| 3659 |
11/8/2008 |
blimp alert |
pants |
| 2771 |
6/1/2006 |
blind from the dizzy/so sue me |
pants,spigot |
| 2212 |
11/18/2004 |
bling bling |
net,deuce |
| 5536 |
3/26/2014 |
blog roll |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 4747 |
12/21/2011 |
bloggers are people too |
deuce,pants |
| 849 |
1/21/2001 |
blood on the wall |
pants |
| 1991 |
3/15/2004 |
blood sample |
deuce,pants |
| 1917 |
1/2/2004 |
blow back |
pants,deuce |
| 6180 |
1/2/2016 |
blow the man down |
pants |
| 5648 |
7/17/2014 |
blowing and tweeting |
spigot,pants |
| 3167 |
7/5/2007 |
blowjob factory |
spigot,ozone,deuce |
| 1356 |
6/18/2002 |
blowjobs & bonghits |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5827 |
1/12/2015 |
blu-ray and dvd |
spigot,deuce |
| 3965 |
9/12/2009 |
blue velvet and the crow |
spigot |
| 4086 |
1/18/2010 |
bluh blah dicks |
dick,deuce |
| 2638 |
1/18/2006 |
bmmbmmfld |
pants |
| 1337 |
5/30/2002 |
boba fett through the glory hole |
deuce |
| 5987 |
6/21/2015 |
boggle |
pants,deuce |
| 3823 |
4/21/2009 |
bold, italic |
spigot,deuce |
| 2293 |
2/7/2005 |
boldly going where no man blah blah duh |
spigot |
| 6539 |
1/18/2017 |
bomb threat |
deuce,pants |
| 5181 |
3/23/2013 |
boner mania |
spigot |
| 687 |
8/10/2000 |
boner wars |
pants,deuce |
| 2301 |
2/15/2005 |
boners and bongs |
deuce,spigot |
| 2544 |
10/17/2005 |
boners float |
rands,deuce |
| 1082 |
9/17/2001 |
bong noises |
rands,pants |
| 817 |
12/20/2000 |
bongathon in progress |
atandt |
| 669 |
7/23/2000 |
bonghits for fags |
rands |
| 2646 |
1/26/2006 |
bonjour |
pants,spigot |
| 3737 |
1/25/2009 |
bonjour |
spigot |
| 6456 |
10/21/2016 |
bonk with the shovel and flump into the hole |
spigot |
| 3421 |
3/15/2008 |
bonk'd |
deuce,rands,pants |
| 3941 |
8/17/2009 |
bonus track |
pants |
| 6404 |
8/27/2016 |
boob job |
deuce |
| 26 |
9/17/1998 |
boobs |
|
| 5254 |
6/4/2013 |
book report |
deuce,spigot |
| 5177 |
3/19/2013 |
bookmobile |
spigot |
| 4275 |
8/1/2010 |
boom |
pants |
| 3362 |
1/16/2008 |
boom bam bam bam napalm |
pants,deuce |
| 5434 |
12/12/2013 |
boom bomb *smash* burn |
spigot |
| 6095 |
10/7/2015 |
boom boom boom joke joke joke |
spigot |
| 1680 |
5/7/2003 |
boost |
pants,deuce |
| 1939 |
1/24/2004 |
boot funky oh god |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 3083 |
4/12/2007 |
boozy mctypo |
spigot,rands |
| 4184 |
4/30/2010 |
borderline vandalism |
pants |
| 2432 |
6/26/2005 |
both arms and a toaster oven |
net,deuce |
| 6543 |
1/28/2017 |
both ends |
deuce,pants |
| 3711 |
12/30/2008 |
both hands |
spigot,rands |
| 4740 |
12/14/2011 |
both of those things |
pants,deuce |
| 521 |
2/29/2000 |
bottles of wine, jars of urine |
spigot |
| 349 |
9/16/1999 |
bounced czechs |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3284 |
10/30/2007 |
bow down and worship me |
pants,atandt |
| 3705 |
12/24/2008 |
box of coat hangers |
spigot,pants |
| 4484 |
3/12/2011 |
boxers and briefs |
deuce |
| 225 |
5/18/1999 |
boys |
spigot |
| 2671 |
2/20/2006 |
brackets denote gayness |
spigot,deuce |
| 717 |
9/9/2000 |
brad pitt as deuce |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 350 |
9/17/1999 |
branches cracking in the distance |
net,pants |
| 6593 |
3/22/2017 |
brand unspecified |
pants |
| 3214 |
8/21/2007 |
brave new world |
atandt,pants |
| 3275 |
10/21/2007 |
brave new world |
spigot,atandt |
| 3991 |
10/8/2009 |
breakfast |
spigot |
| 14 |
9/2/1998 |
breakfast burrito |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5553 |
4/12/2014 |
breaking news important newsflash |
deuce |
| 1094 |
9/29/2001 |
breast cancer awareness |
deuce |
| 123 |
2/13/1999 |
breasts |
spigot,rands |
| 4527 |
4/24/2011 |
breathing slowly |
deuce |
| 3043 |
3/3/2007 |
brian j. peppers forever |
pants |
| 134 |
2/25/1999 |
brief bursts |
pants |
| 3648 |
10/28/2008 |
briefly toying |
pants,rands |
| 2423 |
6/17/2005 |
bright orange pants |
spigot |
| 1863 |
11/9/2003 |
bring 'em on |
pants |
| 4148 |
3/22/2010 |
bring it |
pants |
| 2926 |
11/3/2006 |
bring me some figgy pudding |
spigot,deuce |
| 5600 |
5/30/2014 |
bring our girls home |
deuce |
| 1605 |
2/21/2003 |
bring the war back home |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 2521 |
9/23/2005 |
brisco the cat has a posse |
pants |
| 1394 |
7/25/2002 |
broken links |
rands,pants |
| 2768 |
5/29/2006 |
broom |
pants,deuce |
| 5666 |
8/4/2014 |
brown & sticky |
net,spigot |
| 831 |
1/3/2001 |
brown medal |
deuce |
| 1571 |
1/17/2003 |
brrrr |
pants,deuce |
| 252 |
6/14/1999 |
brushing |
spigot |
| 3842 |
5/10/2009 |
brutal dildos |
spigot |
| 1812 |
9/19/2003 |
bubble lips |
deuce |
| 2376 |
5/1/2005 |
bubble sort |
pants,deuce |
| 5366 |
9/24/2013 |
buckwheat |
spigot |
| 744 |
10/6/2000 |
budapest |
everybody |
| 1343 |
6/5/2002 |
buffalo gal(s) |
spigot |
| 1735 |
7/1/2003 |
buffer is empty, the |
rands,deuce |
| 3716 |
1/4/2009 |
buffering |
spigot |
| 3566 |
8/7/2008 |
bug no. 43729 |
spigot,pants |
| 6493 |
11/29/2016 |
bugger ye all |
deuce,pants |
| 2965 |
12/15/2006 |
bugs all over me |
pants |
| 6499 |
12/6/2016 |
buh dicks |
deuce,spigot |
| 1208 |
1/21/2002 |
bukkake |
spigot |
| 3528 |
6/30/2008 |
bull horn |
pants,spigot |
| 3365 |
1/19/2008 |
bullet in you |
pants,deuce |
| 3075 |
4/4/2007 |
bulletproof |
pants,atandt |
| 4270 |
7/27/2010 |
bullshit |
spigot |
| 3405 |
2/28/2008 |
buncha bums |
pants |
| 6789 |
10/16/2017 |
burgeoning with strange forms of life |
deuce,pants |
| 189 |
4/14/1999 |
burgers, sausages, tin roof |
spigot,deuce |
| 775 |
11/6/2000 |
burning man |
pants |
| 4260 |
7/17/2010 |
bus error |
atandt,spigot |
| 3265 |
10/11/2007 |
bus pass |
spigot |
| 5926 |
4/21/2015 |
bus ticket |
pants,deuce |
| 5986 |
6/20/2015 |
bust out |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 408 |
11/12/1999 |
busted |
rands,deuce,pants,spigot |
| 3856 |
5/24/2009 |
busted |
deuce,pants |
| 5338 |
8/27/2013 |
busy schedule |
spigot,deuce |
| 3059 |
3/19/2007 |
but |
spigot |
| 5361 |
9/19/2013 |
but alas |
deuce |
| 4645 |
8/30/2011 |
but gosh |
pants,rands |
| 6191 |
1/13/2016 |
but i just |
pants,deuce |
| 6197 |
1/23/2016 |
but i will find out |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 3548 |
7/20/2008 |
but in uppercase |
deuce,rands |
| 4325 |
9/20/2010 |
but my face |
pants,deuce |
| 4540 |
5/7/2011 |
but not both |
deuce,spigot |
| 5003 |
9/14/2012 |
but soft! |
deuce,pants |
| 2309 |
2/23/2005 |
but that is your solution for everything |
deuce,pants |
| 6146 |
11/29/2015 |
but then |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5348 |
9/6/2013 |
but then i thought better |
pants |
| 3850 |
5/18/2009 |
but what if |
deuce |
| 6803 |
0/0/0 |
but why |
deuce,pants |
| 1913 |
12/29/2003 |
butterfly effect in reverse |
deuce,pants |
| 2325 |
3/11/2005 |
butterfly soup |
deuce,pants |
| 5104 |
1/4/2013 |
buy him a pony |
pants |
| 1127 |
11/1/2001 |
buzz |
dick |
| 1440 |
9/8/2002 |
buzzies, bats, mysterious slurping sound |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 6797 |
0/0/0 |
by mistake |
deuce,pants |
| 2693 |
3/14/2006 |
by proxy |
spigot,pants |
| 1609 |
2/25/2003 |
by surgical means or royal decree |
pants,deuce |
| 1160 |
12/4/2001 |
by the end |
pants |
| 6059 |
9/1/2015 |
by the quart |
deuce |
| 4378 |
11/12/2010 |
by the time you read this |
dick,deuce |
| 1544 |
12/21/2002 |
bytes per second |
ozone,deuce |
| 4544 |
5/11/2011 |
c'mon |
pants,deuce |
| 2450 |
7/14/2005 |
c-colorful colorful twinkling lights |
atandt,pants |
| 6060 |
9/2/2015 |
c. 1999 hustlers |
pants,deuce |
| 4907 |
6/6/2012 |
caesar salad |
spigot,pants |
| 2560 |
11/2/2005 |
call me sally |
deuce |
| 4701 |
11/2/2011 |
call off your balls |
pants |
| 1102 |
10/7/2001 |
call the enclave |
pants |
| 5954 |
5/19/2015 |
calling all cars |
pants,deuce |
| 612 |
5/29/2000 |
calling all queers |
spigot,pants |
| 975 |
5/28/2001 |
calling home on mother's day can be traumatic |
pants |
| 1384 |
7/15/2002 |
camp |
pants,deuce |
| 5002 |
9/13/2012 |
camptown races |
pants,deuce |
| 4923 |
6/25/2012 |
camwhores unite |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 4322 |
9/17/2010 |
can do |
pants,deuce |
| 4737 |
12/10/2011 |
can he eat it |
pants,deuce |
| 6652 |
5/20/2017 |
can i |
pants |
| 4569 |
6/7/2011 |
can i come back to club gay |
spigot |
| 5602 |
6/1/2014 |
can i go now |
deuce,pants |
| 5258 |
6/8/2013 |
can i please join you guys |
spigot |
| 981 |
6/3/2001 |
can i please suck a cock in peace |
pants |
| 1833 |
10/10/2003 |
can not see |
pants |
| 3970 |
9/17/2009 |
can we afford not to |
spigot |
| 3217 |
8/24/2007 |
can we all choke it down |
deuce,spigot |
| 4976 |
8/18/2012 |
can we do a kickstarter |
spigot |
| 4160 |
4/4/2010 |
can we hold hands |
spigot |
| 4864 |
4/19/2012 |
can we just not fight |
spigot,pants |
| 2348 |
4/3/2005 |
can we just say i have combination skin and leave it at that |
spigot |
| 3844 |
5/12/2009 |
can we lick it |
deuce,pants |
| 2356 |
4/11/2005 |
can we not agree |
rands,pants |
| 6061 |
9/3/2015 |
can words make wishes come true |
pants,deuce |
| 3113 |
5/12/2007 |
can you dig it |
pants,spigot |
| 3299 |
11/14/2007 |
can you dig it |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 4963 |
8/5/2012 |
can you feel the love |
pants |
| 4400 |
12/5/2010 |
can you hear me hello |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 6452 |
10/17/2016 |
can you just turn around |
spigot,pants |
| 6527 |
1/6/2017 |
can you keep a secret |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3992 |
10/9/2009 |
can't be in the club |
rands |
| 5119 |
1/19/2013 |
can't beat off when you say my name |
pants,deuce |
| 6276 |
4/21/2016 |
can't do it |
spigot,pants |
| 4829 |
3/15/2012 |
can't even believe it |
pants |
| 5704 |
9/11/2014 |
can't even finish a senten |
spigot |
| 6581 |
3/8/2017 |
can't get away |
deuce,spigot |
| 5353 |
9/11/2013 |
can't get away or do work |
deuce,spigot |
| 5605 |
6/4/2014 |
can't see gifs or jpegs |
pants,spigot |
| 4632 |
8/17/2011 |
can't see the forest |
spigot |
| 5961 |
5/26/2015 |
can't stands it |
pants |
| 4494 |
3/22/2011 |
can't we just |
spigot,pants |
| 5991 |
6/25/2015 |
can't we just find a hole |
pants,deuce |
| 3715 |
1/3/2009 |
can-do |
spigot |
| 208 |
5/2/1999 |
canadian boners |
pants,deuce |
| 972 |
5/25/2001 |
canadian goth girl theme song |
pants |
| 159 |
3/17/1999 |
cancel |
atandt,deuce |
| 4998 |
9/9/2012 |
cancelled my subscription |
spigot,deuce |
| 4929 |
7/1/2012 |
cancer |
spigot |
| 3897 |
7/4/2009 |
cancer of the boner |
dick,deuce |
| 976 |
5/29/2001 |
cancer of the bong |
rands,pants |
| 2273 |
1/18/2005 |
cancer of the breakfast |
spigot,pants |
| 1103 |
10/8/2001 |
candling |
deuce,pants |
| 261 |
6/23/1999 |
candy and cake |
spigot,atandt |
| 6183 |
1/5/2016 |
candy as a reward |
pants,deuce |
| 5320 |
8/9/2013 |
candy bowl |
spigot |
| 4867 |
4/22/2012 |
candy for lunch |
pants,spigot |
| 6465 |
10/30/2016 |
candy-seeking behavior |
pants |
| 5758 |
11/4/2014 |
cane my fanny |
spigot,deuce |
| 253 |
6/15/1999 |
canned fuck |
pants,deuce |
| 2994 |
1/13/2007 |
capslock |
spigot,deuce |
| 4233 |
6/20/2010 |
car jack |
deuce,pants |
| 2594 |
12/5/2005 |
car pool |
pants,deuce |
| 1124 |
10/29/2001 |
cards and letters |
rands,pants |
| 5946 |
5/11/2015 |
careful negotiations |
pants,deuce |
| 4999 |
9/10/2012 |
careful the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot |
deuce |
| 6676 |
6/13/2017 |
carefully placing the towel in front of the toilet |
spigot,pants |
| 6141 |
11/24/2015 |
carrie's shining tommyknockers |
spigot |
| 2116 |
7/19/2004 |
casino toilet |
spigot |
| 5238 |
5/19/2013 |
cat food |
pants,deuce |
| 4289 |
8/15/2010 |
cat scratches, shoe polish |
deuce,spigot |
| 451 |
12/24/1999 |
catch the cyberwave |
spigot,pants |
| 2577 |
11/19/2005 |
caught doing blow in the green room |
rands |
| 2998 |
1/17/2007 |
caught in a snowstorm |
pants,deuce |
| 1377 |
7/8/2002 |
caught in the act |
pants,deuce |
| 2453 |
7/17/2005 |
caught in the act |
spigot |
| 4706 |
11/7/2011 |
caught in the sprinklers |
deuce |
| 5643 |
7/12/2014 |
caught you |
spigot,deuce |
| 2080 |
6/13/2004 |
cave painting techniques (the day before the whiteout) |
atandt,rands |
| 4736 |
12/9/2011 |
cave paintings |
pants,deuce |
| 799 |
11/29/2000 |
censorship |
deuce |
| 6109 |
10/21/2015 |
certified, pre-owned, in your face |
spigot |
| 6268 |
4/13/2016 |
cha cha cha |
deuce,pants |
| 4028 |
11/16/2009 |
chairman of the stall |
spigot,pants |
| 6495 |
12/1/2016 |
chalk outline |
spigot |
| 4697 |
10/29/2011 |
challenge response |
spigot,deuce |
| 4559 |
5/28/2011 |
chance not estimated |
deuce |
| 39 |
10/2/1998 |
change of pace |
deuce,spigot |
| 1569 |
1/15/2003 |
changing the seasons |
deuce,spigot |
| 1789 |
8/27/2003 |
chapter 21 |
spigot,pants,prostitutes |
| 690 |
8/13/2000 |
chapter four |
rands,pants |
| 3785 |
3/14/2009 |
chapter one |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 6198 |
1/28/2016 |
chapter two |
deuce |
| 1005 |
6/28/2001 |
charcoal briquette |
spigot |
| 5237 |
5/18/2013 |
charge my suit |
deuce,spigot |
| 925 |
4/7/2001 |
charles ng |
pants,rands |
| 5874 |
2/28/2015 |
charlie x |
rands,spigot,sparky,captain,private jim |
| 3246 |
9/22/2007 |
chatbot |
deuce,rands |
| 3247 |
9/23/2007 |
chatbot |
rands,deuce |
| 3120 |
5/19/2007 |
check for yourself |
pants,deuce |
| 2313 |
2/27/2005 |
check it out |
pants |
| 3493 |
5/26/2008 |
check my math |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 2149 |
9/17/2004 |
check out the fuzzy earth all fuzzy and shit |
pants,spigot |
| 6071 |
9/13/2015 |
check your pitot tube |
pants,deuce |
| 137 |
2/28/1999 |
checkmate |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 387 |
10/22/1999 |
cheers, jeers |
spigot |
| 5393 |
10/27/2013 |
cheese bread |
pants |
| 5394 |
10/28/2013 |
cheese bread |
deuce,pants |
| 6744 |
8/26/2017 |
chemicals and heavy metals |
spigot,pants |
| 534 |
3/13/2000 |
cherry |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 1638 |
3/26/2003 |
chers |
spigot |
| 1068 |
9/3/2001 |
chest tube |
deuce |
| 6667 |
6/4/2017 |
chew that cud |
deuce,pants |
| 4211 |
5/29/2010 |
chicken soup |
pants |
| 5923 |
4/18/2015 |
children's book |
spigot |
| 338 |
9/5/1999 |
chinese food |
spigot,pants |
| 4524 |
4/21/2011 |
chinese french fries |
spigot |
| 5780 |
11/26/2014 |
chinese linking rings |
spigot |
| 1758 |
7/24/2003 |
chips ahoy |
spigot,deuce |
| 3701 |
12/20/2008 |
chocolate and bathing suits |
spigot |
| 5016 |
10/3/2012 |
chocolate easter dicks |
spigot,deuce |
| 991 |
6/14/2001 |
choir boys |
deuce,pants |
| 321 |
8/20/1999 |
choir practice |
pants,spigot |
| 5004 |
9/15/2012 |
choke it down nightly |
pants,deuce |
| 5430 |
12/8/2013 |
choke on a cock you stupid shit |
spigot |
| 2545 |
10/18/2005 |
choking |
deuce,pants |
| 3633 |
10/13/2008 |
choking me |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 4027 |
11/15/2009 |
choking on a mouse cursor |
spigot,deuce |
| 3864 |
6/1/2009 |
choking queue |
spigot,deuce |
| 157 |
3/15/1999 |
choking, teaching |
pants,deuce |
| 1131 |
11/5/2001 |
choo choo |
spigot |
| 3356 |
1/10/2008 |
choose your hole |
deuce |
| 3125 |
5/24/2007 |
chopping them in half |
spigot |
| 5655 |
7/24/2014 |
chopping up coke snorting it up |
spigot |
| 2316 |
3/2/2005 |
chow down or forever hold your peace |
spigot,deuce |
| 5530 |
3/20/2014 |
chris hardwick |
pants,deuce |
| 3595 |
9/5/2008 |
christ (he is lord) |
pants |
| 3596 |
9/6/2008 |
christ is lord |
pants |
| 3072 |
4/1/2007 |
christ on a motherfucking cross |
spigot,deuce |
| 4063 |
12/24/2009 |
christ on a motherfucking cross |
deuce,spigot |
| 3378 |
2/1/2008 |
christmas 2008 |
pants,spigot |
| 6172 |
12/25/2015 |
christmas in jerkcity |
pants,deuce |
| 6352 |
7/5/2016 |
chubby bunny |
deuce,pants |
| 1800 |
9/7/2003 |
chubby dir |
rands |
| 4203 |
5/19/2010 |
chubby men |
spigot |
| 1749 |
7/15/2003 |
chubby republican dick |
pants |
| 2766 |
5/27/2006 |
church of jerkcity, the |
pants |
| 1406 |
8/6/2002 |
churros |
spigot,rands |
| 2158 |
9/26/2004 |
city folk |
spigot,pants |
| 1587 |
2/2/2003 |
city mouse |
pants |
| 1581 |
1/27/2003 |
cj's dad |
spigot,deuce |
| 122 |
2/12/1999 |
claire jerk |
deuce,pants |
| 4215 |
6/2/2010 |
clamping tongs |
spigot |
| 1699 |
5/26/2003 |
clap the seat up and down |
pants,spigot |
| 4387 |
11/21/2010 |
clap, stomp |
pants,deuce |
| 6322 |
6/5/2016 |
clapping and clapping |
spigot,pants |
| 4213 |
5/31/2010 |
clean and well lighted |
pants |
| 1486 |
10/24/2002 |
clean out the dead moose hanging from the top of panel one first |
pants,rands |
| 178 |
4/4/1999 |
cleaning up the carpet |
deuce,spigot |
| 907 |
3/20/2001 |
clear through to china |
deuce |
| 4554 |
5/23/2011 |
clearly a mistake |
pants |
| 845 |
1/17/2001 |
clearly alcohol is at work |
net,deuce |
| 428 |
12/1/1999 |
click bang |
spigot |
| 6239 |
3/13/2016 |
click more to learn about me |
spigot |
| 6121 |
11/2/2015 |
click the dick part 1 |
pants,spigot |
| 6122 |
11/3/2015 |
click the dick part 2 |
pants,spigot |
| 6123 |
11/4/2015 |
click the dick part 3 |
spigot,pants |
| 5962 |
5/27/2015 |
clicking and double-clicking |
pants,deuce |
| 2845 |
8/12/2006 |
clicking noises |
deuce,pants |
| 1880 |
11/26/2003 |
client-server applications |
deuce,spigot |
| 4370 |
11/4/2010 |
climb up here |
pants,spigot |
| 1850 |
10/27/2003 |
clock wise |
deuce |
| 2874 |
9/10/2006 |
clockwork |
pants |
| 469 |
1/8/2000 |
clog/flog protocol |
spigot,deuce |
| 5036 |
10/25/2012 |
clomp clomp clomp |
spigot |
| 3586 |
8/27/2008 |
clomping & stomping |
spigot,pants |
| 6781 |
10/8/2017 |
clonk ba-donk |
spigot |
| 4216 |
6/3/2010 |
clonk badonk |
spigot |
| 4333 |
9/28/2010 |
clonk them together |
deuce,spigot |
| 1840 |
10/17/2003 |
close to the latter |
deuce,pants |
| 6646 |
5/14/2017 |
closes flip phone |
atandt,pants |
| 4885 |
5/14/2012 |
clown wise |
pants |
| 1767 |
8/2/2003 |
clownin around |
spigot |
| 2527 |
9/30/2005 |
clowning around |
spigot,pants |
| 1893 |
12/9/2003 |
club queer |
spigot,deuce |
| 5021 |
10/8/2012 |
clumped-up dirt clods |
spigot,deuce |
| 2043 |
5/7/2004 |
cluster to hump and kiss |
pants |
| 1382 |
7/13/2002 |
clustering in favor of daisy-chaining |
dick,deuce,spigot |
| 1126 |
10/31/2001 |
cmyk panties |
pants,atandt,deuce |
| 970 |
5/23/2001 |
co-sysop |
rands,deuce,spigot |
| 1410 |
8/10/2002 |
coaxing, alcohol |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 4787 |
1/30/2012 |
cocaine + dick = boom |
deuce,pants |
| 4690 |
10/21/2011 |
cock henge |
pants |
| 1502 |
11/9/2002 |
cock mocking |
pants,deuce |
| 2010 |
4/4/2004 |
cock over here |
net,deuce,pants |
| 3508 |
6/10/2008 |
cock zombie |
spigot,pants |
| 3958 |
9/5/2009 |
cockbeetle |
deuce |
| 2590 |
12/1/2005 |
cockbot tryouts part 1 of 3 |
pants,deuce |
| 2591 |
12/2/2005 |
cockbo}t tryou}}t par{{{t 2 of 3 |
pants |
| 2592 |
12/3/2005 |
cockb}}}}}ot tryou{{t 3 of 3 |
rands,pants |
| 4590 |
7/6/2011 |
cockflash |
pants,deuce |
| 158 |
3/16/1999 |
cockmouth.gif |
deuce,spigot |
| 237 |
5/30/1999 |
cocks |
spigot |
| 5292 |
7/12/2013 |
cocks |
deuce |
| 1678 |
5/5/2003 |
cocks (beat) cocks i say |
deuce,pants,rands |
| 2507 |
9/9/2005 |
cocks and balls |
spigot,deuce |
| 6788 |
10/15/2017 |
cocks and dancing |
deuce,pants |
| 2050 |
5/14/2004 |
cocks and gayness |
spigot |
| 2174 |
10/12/2004 |
cocks and socks |
spigot,pants |
| 2654 |
2/3/2006 |
cocks glorious cocks (hot sausage & mustard) |
spigot |
| 3494 |
5/27/2008 |
cocks he said |
deuce,spigot |
| 1283 |
4/6/2002 |
cocks up five |
spigot,deuce |
| 1173 |
12/17/2001 |
cocks, dicks and everything in between |
net,deuce |
| 851 |
1/23/2001 |
cocksuckers local no. 41 |
pants |
| 1756 |
7/22/2003 |
cocksucking laws with weird dot hanging around |
pants,deuce |
| 1944 |
1/29/2004 |
cocksuckingist |
deuce,pants |
| 6102 |
10/14/2015 |
cocktober |
pants |
| 5250 |
5/31/2013 |
code name |
deuce |
| 1074 |
9/9/2001 |
code red |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 4003 |
10/22/2009 |
codename: analizer |
pants |
| 6697 |
7/9/2017 |
codpieces and dongbutters |
spigot,pants |
| 1508 |
11/15/2002 |
coffee |
bung,dick,deuce |
| 2694 |
3/15/2006 |
coffee table book |
pants,rands |
| 2749 |
5/10/2006 |
cojhglubblhuggle |
pants,spigot |
| 3445 |
4/8/2008 |
cold dead hands |
pants |
| 1565 |
1/11/2003 |
cold fusion |
pants,deuce |
| 6149 |
12/2/2015 |
cold hands |
deuce |
| 1017 |
7/11/2001 |
cold toilet water |
spigot |
| 1816 |
9/23/2003 |
collar bomb |
spigot |
| 2655 |
2/4/2006 |
collect them all |
spigot |
| 1007 |
6/30/2001 |
college girls |
spigot |
| 6691 |
7/3/2017 |
colonel kurtz nespresso capsule |
spigot,pants |
| 6650 |
5/18/2017 |
come and get 'em |
deuce,pants |
| 5312 |
8/1/2013 |
come and get it |
spigot |
| 4568 |
6/6/2011 |
come back |
spigot,pants |
| 4407 |
12/14/2010 |
come closer |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 4167 |
4/11/2010 |
come on kids |
spigot,deuce |
| 4342 |
10/7/2010 |
come on now |
pants |
| 535 |
3/14/2000 |
come on world |
spigot,pants |
| 4472 |
2/18/2011 |
come out from under there |
pants,deuce |
| 5074 |
12/2/2012 |
come over |
spigot,deuce |
| 1894 |
12/10/2003 |
come over to my house |
deuce |
| 3907 |
7/14/2009 |
come over to my house |
spigot |
| 3109 |
5/8/2007 |
come to terms with your crinkly dick (you need to) |
deuce,pants |
| 2533 |
10/6/2005 |
come to think of it |
spigot |
| 4263 |
7/20/2010 |
come to think of it |
spigot,pants |
| 707 |
8/30/2000 |
come with me |
deuce,spigot |
| 4418 |
12/25/2010 |
come work for me |
spigot,deuce |
| 1521 |
11/28/2002 |
comedy closet |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 2013 |
4/7/2004 |
comedy hour |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 739 |
10/1/2000 |
comedy stylings of atandt |
the |
| 362 |
9/29/1999 |
comet |
rands |
| 2318 |
3/4/2005 |
comic sans bold 42 points, honey |
pants |
| 4282 |
8/8/2010 |
comin' through |
pants,dick |
| 3835 |
5/3/2009 |
coming to take you away |
pants,deuce |
| 1586 |
2/1/2003 |
compare, contrast |
pants,rands,spigot |
| 852 |
1/24/2001 |
comparing notes |
spigot,pants |
| 1866 |
11/12/2003 |
complaining about what really |
pants |
| 1425 |
8/24/2002 |
complaint department |
atandt,spigot |
| 2951 |
11/30/2006 |
complaint department |
pants,spigot |
| 5740 |
10/17/2014 |
complaint department |
pants,ozone |
| 6068 |
9/10/2015 |
complaint department |
pants,spigot |
| 1773 |
8/8/2003 |
complaint department suggestion box |
pants |
| 5033 |
10/22/2012 |
complete silence |
spigot |
| 2315 |
3/1/2005 |
complete this sentence |
spigot,pants |
| 6429 |
9/24/2016 |
completely blameless |
deuce,pants |
| 2103 |
7/6/2004 |
completely boring |
spigot,bung |
| 6710 |
7/22/2017 |
completely empty |
deuce,pants |
| 1832 |
10/9/2003 |
completely stupid americanized version |
spigot |
| 3480 |
5/13/2008 |
complex marketplace |
spigot,deuce |
| 2863 |
8/30/2006 |
computer, manass |
pants,deuce |
| 2596 |
12/7/2005 |
concern about fire codes |
spigot,pants |
| 145 |
3/7/1999 |
concerned |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 2075 |
6/8/2004 |
concerned about the moustache injection |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 2021 |
4/15/2004 |
concerned all the way around |
deuce,spigot |
| 1471 |
10/9/2002 |
concerned women of america |
pants |
| 607 |
5/24/2000 |
concerns |
spigot,deuce |
| 6045 |
8/18/2015 |
confession time |
pants |
| 5914 |
4/9/2015 |
congratulations are in order |
deuce |
| 4301 |
8/27/2010 |
connect 1200 |
atandt,pants |
| 4834 |
3/20/2012 |
connections |
spigot |
| 2773 |
6/3/2006 |
conquer jerkcity itself |
deuce,spigot |
| 1202 |
1/15/2002 |
consenting adults |
deuce |
| 5501 |
2/19/2014 |
conservation of matter doesn't apply to me |
spigot |
| 5932 |
4/27/2015 |
considered and rejected |
pants,deuce |
| 4317 |
9/12/2010 |
consolation prize |
spigot,deuce |
| 4395 |
11/30/2010 |
conspiracy dong |
spigot |
| 5718 |
9/25/2014 |
const cock |
spigot |
| 616 |
6/2/2000 |
constantly |
spigot,pants |
| 2699 |
3/20/2006 |
constantly battering your asshole |
net,deuce |
| 1210 |
1/23/2002 |
content is king |
spigot |
| 5205 |
4/16/2013 |
continue reading |
spigot |
| 1366 |
6/28/2002 |
contract negotiations stalled |
hanford,pants,rands |
| 4609 |
7/25/2011 |
control open apple reset |
spigot |
| 2165 |
10/3/2004 |
control rod: a gay fable |
rands,deuce |
| 1104 |
10/9/2001 |
cookies |
pants |
| 4239 |
6/26/2010 |
cooking school |
spigot |
| 6087 |
9/29/2015 |
cooking with spigot |
spigot |
| 1306 |
4/29/2002 |
cool as ice |
pants |
| 5788 |
12/4/2014 |
cool site of the day |
pants,spigot |
| 5811 |
12/27/2014 |
cool thanks |
rands,pants |
| 987 |
6/10/2001 |
core dump |
pants |
| 5132 |
2/1/2013 |
cork that sailor up |
deuce,pants |
| 6104 |
10/16/2015 |
corks plugs wine vats |
pants,deuce |
| 1655 |
4/12/2003 |
cornerstone |
deuce,rands |
| 3352 |
1/6/2008 |
cotton picking |
pants,deuce |
| 5803 |
12/19/2014 |
cough |
pants |
| 6221 |
2/23/2016 |
coughing, choking |
pants,deuce |
| 5267 |
6/17/2013 |
could use extension cord |
spigot,pants |
| 2224 |
11/30/2004 |
could you all please like so |
spigot |
| 4666 |
9/24/2011 |
could you do me a favor |
deuce,pants |
| 3451 |
4/14/2008 |
could you please elaborate |
deuce |
| 5642 |
7/11/2014 |
could you please not |
pants |
| 11 |
8/28/1998 |
count me twice |
|
| 3230 |
9/6/2007 |
countdown |
deuce |
| 1851 |
10/28/2003 |
counter clock wise |
rands,deuce |
| 5318 |
8/7/2013 |
counter clock wise |
deuce,bung |
| 203 |
4/27/1999 |
courage under fire |
deuce |
| 675 |
7/29/2000 |
courtroom scene |
spigot,pants |
| 5061 |
11/19/2012 |
courtroom scene |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5288 |
7/8/2013 |
covenstead |
spigot |
| 2759 |
5/20/2006 |
cover your head and neck with your arms |
atandt,ozone,bung,pants,spigot,rands,hanford |
| 6467 |
11/1/2016 |
covered in lint |
deuce,pants |
| 3927 |
8/3/2009 |
covering all his bases |
pants |
| 1412 |
8/12/2002 |
cow palace |
spigot |
| 1050 |
8/16/2001 |
cow sound |
deuce,pants |
| 3272 |
10/18/2007 |
crab meat |
deuce |
| 5460 |
1/9/2014 |
crabapples |
pants,deuce |
| 119 |
2/9/1999 |
crack baby |
pants,deuce |
| 2399 |
5/24/2005 |
cracked by spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 988 |
6/11/2001 |
cracker |
rands |
| 6114 |
10/26/2015 |
cracks knuckles |
pants,spigot |
| 4564 |
6/2/2011 |
cranberry bog |
spigot |
| 5467 |
1/16/2014 |
cranberry flavored vodka |
pants,deuce |
| 371 |
10/8/1999 |
cranberry lemonade |
spigot |
| 2035 |
4/29/2004 |
crank calls |
spigot,rands |
| 992 |
6/15/2001 |
crash |
spigot |
| 4371 |
11/5/2010 |
crash bonk |
spigot |
| 1724 |
6/20/2003 |
crash helmet |
pants |
| 1830 |
10/7/2003 |
crazy talking bird |
deuce,pants |
| 6663 |
5/31/2017 |
creative commons 3.0 license |
deuce |
| 2505 |
9/7/2005 |
creep |
pants,deuce |
| 4639 |
8/24/2011 |
creeper alert |
pants |
| 928 |
4/10/2001 |
cricket problem |
spigot,pants |
| 1052 |
8/18/2001 |
crickets and ants |
deuce,pants |
| 6595 |
3/24/2017 |
crickets and earthworms |
spigot,pants |
| 3205 |
8/12/2007 |
crisping sleeve |
deuce |
| 56 |
10/25/1998 |
crop circles |
|
| 2178 |
10/15/2004 |
cross fire |
rands,atandt,pants |
| 2769 |
5/30/2006 |
crowbar |
pants |
| 4837 |
3/23/2012 |
crown prince |
deuce,pants |
| 22 |
9/12/1998 |
cruel summer |
|
| 1948 |
2/1/2004 |
cunt bone |
deuce |
| 2866 |
9/2/2006 |
cupcake day |
spigot |
| 4050 |
12/11/2009 |
cups and balls |
spigot,rands |
| 4141 |
3/15/2010 |
cure for the common cold |
deuce |
| 1526 |
12/3/2002 |
curious, that |
pants,deuce |
| 101 |
1/10/1999 |
curiously enough |
deuce, pants |
| 4303 |
8/29/2010 |
cursor placement |
pants,deuce |
| 99 |
1/5/1999 |
curtain drops |
deuce, spigot |
| 84 |
12/14/1998 |
cut |
deuce, pants, rands |
| 908 |
3/21/2001 |
cut my fucking head off |
spigot |
| 5322 |
8/11/2013 |
cut to shot / swaying gently |
net |
| 6255 |
3/29/2016 |
cutout |
pants |
| 6418 |
9/10/2016 |
cyber sex |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 2656 |
2/5/2006 |
cyber space |
spigot |
| 2542 |
10/15/2005 |
cyberfeminist webzine |
spigot |
| 2797 |
6/27/2006 |
cyberfriends |
spigot,atandt |
| 6351 |
7/4/2016 |
da da da dum |
deuce,pants |
| 501 |
2/9/2000 |
da noise |
spigot |
| 6220 |
2/22/2016 |
daddy issues |
pants |
| 6532 |
1/11/2017 |
daddy will never let you wear this much makeup |
deuce,pants |
| 5880 |
3/6/2015 |
dagger of the mind |
spigot |
| 3041 |
3/1/2007 |
damn it feels good |
pants,atandt |
| 661 |
7/15/2000 |
damn straight |
deuce |
| 4803 |
2/18/2012 |
damn straight |
deuce,pants |
| 760 |
10/22/2000 |
dance hall days |
spigot |
| 6272 |
4/17/2016 |
dance hall days |
deuce,pants |
| 4939 |
7/12/2012 |
dance party |
pants,deuce |
| 2967 |
12/17/2006 |
dancing hamsters |
spigot |
| 2041 |
5/5/2004 |
dancing makes them go away |
spigot,pants |
| 930 |
4/12/2001 |
danger zone |
spigot,pants |
| 2964 |
12/14/2006 |
danny elfman retarded |
spigot |
| 4880 |
5/9/2012 |
danny elfman's viscera |
spigot |
| 440 |
12/13/1999 |
dante's inferno |
pants,deuce |
| 1775 |
8/10/2003 |
dark |
pants |
| 2016 |
4/10/2004 |
dark side voting booth |
pants,spigot |
| 2175 |
10/13/2004 |
dark under here |
spigot,deuce |
| 2079 |
6/12/2004 |
data, info |
spigot |
| 5519 |
3/9/2014 |
day and night |
spigot |
| 4491 |
3/19/2011 |
day old some thing |
pants,deuce |
| 2278 |
1/23/2005 |
day one: problem discovered |
hanford,pants |
| 2314 |
2/28/2005 |
day three: it dawns on him the army is never coming and he is so OH GOD THEY GOT IN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD |
pants |
| 2281 |
1/26/2005 |
day two: still down in the crawlspace |
rands,pants |
| 6515 |
12/25/2016 |
daylight savings time |
spigot,pants |
| 4794 |
2/7/2012 |
days since accident |
pants |
| 603 |
5/21/2000 |
dazed and confused |
pants,spigot |
| 1731 |
6/27/2003 |
dead at 100 |
atandt |
| 1723 |
6/19/2003 |
dead baby boy |
rands,atandt,pants |
| 1034 |
7/31/2001 |
deadly game of cat and mouse |
spigot |
| 684 |
8/7/2000 |
dear idiots |
spigot |
| 239 |
6/1/1999 |
dear madonna |
pants,spigot |
| 1174 |
12/18/2001 |
dear photographers |
spigot |
| 1476 |
10/14/2002 |
death to infidels |
pants |
| 1675 |
5/2/2003 |
death to infidels |
spigot |
| 5834 |
1/19/2015 |
debbie harry |
pants |
| 5027 |
10/16/2012 |
decalogue |
spigot |
| 2239 |
12/15/2004 |
deep down inside |
deuce,pants |
| 2892 |
9/28/2006 |
deep in thought / pants has a mantra |
pants |
| 489 |
1/28/2000 |
deep thought, deep throat, whatever |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3816 |
4/14/2009 |
deep thoughts |
ozone |
| 160 |
3/18/1999 |
deeper toilets |
net,deuce |
| 3855 |
5/23/2009 |
deepest darkest |
rands |
| 2349 |
4/4/2005 |
deepest darkest africa |
pants |
| 2687 |
3/8/2006 |
deepest darkest desires |
pants,spigot |
| 4077 |
1/9/2010 |
deepest darkest desires |
spigot,deuce |
| 5446 |
12/26/2013 |
deeply disappointed |
deuce |
| 1928 |
1/13/2004 |
deepthroat chopacabra |
spigot,pants |
| 4926 |
6/28/2012 |
definitely possible alleged |
pants,deuce |
| 5787 |
12/3/2014 |
delayed due to rain |
pants |
| 5857 |
2/11/2015 |
deliberate and forceful |
pants,deuce |
| 4185 |
5/1/2010 |
delicious cake |
pants |
| 2500 |
9/2/2005 |
delicious pesto pizza |
pants,spigot |
| 34 |
9/27/1998 |
demand proof |
pants |
| 6093 |
10/5/2015 |
den mother |
dick,deuce |
| 5383 |
10/17/2013 |
denver intl airport |
spigot |
| 3495 |
5/28/2008 |
depo provera |
deuce |
| 90 |
12/20/1998 |
descending somehow |
rands, spigot |
| 4651 |
9/5/2011 |
design by spigot |
spigot |
| 6792 |
10/19/2017 |
destination: dongs |
spigot,pants |
| 993 |
6/16/2001 |
detailed notes |
spigot |
| 1308 |
5/1/2002 |
detective faggot's space adventure |
pants,deuce |
| 3219 |
8/26/2007 |
deuce |
deuce |
| 2672 |
2/21/2006 |
deuce and his saucy balls |
deuce,pants |
| 3015 |
2/3/2007 |
deuce and pants: a love story |
deuce,pants |
| 217 |
5/10/1999 |
deuce and rands have gay sex |
deuce,rands |
| 800 |
11/30/2000 |
deuce and rands show |
deuce,rands |
| 5583 |
5/12/2014 |
deuce and the case of the silverfish |
deuce |
| 536 |
3/15/2000 |
deuce as job |
deuce |
| 3329 |
12/14/2007 |
deuce eats the mouse cursor |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 4486 |
3/14/2011 |
deuce explains it all |
deuce |
| 1018 |
7/12/2001 |
deuce got a plant |
deuce |
| 782 |
11/13/2000 |
deuce has a new home |
deuce |
| 1852 |
10/29/2003 |
deuce has a posse |
deuce |
| 2703 |
3/24/2006 |
deuce has a stroke |
spigot,deuce |
| 1641 |
3/29/2003 |
deuce has a vegas system |
deuce |
| 2855 |
8/22/2006 |
deuce in orbit (part 1) |
deuce |
| 5431 |
12/9/2013 |
deuce is suddenly scared |
deuce |
| 5750 |
10/27/2014 |
deuce juice |
pants,deuce |
| 3577 |
8/18/2008 |
deuce likes poo |
deuce |
| 2029 |
4/23/2004 |
deuce loses a leg |
deuce |
| 3360 |
1/14/2008 |
deuce on fire |
deuce |
| 1346 |
6/8/2002 |
deuce remained silent |
spigot,deuce |
| 4023 |
11/11/2009 |
deuce rides |
pants,deuce |
| 2619 |
12/30/2005 |
deuce sings |
deuce |
| 6036 |
8/9/2015 |
deuce slowly realizes |
deuce |
| 1846 |
10/23/2003 |
deuce's blast |
deuce |
| 3007 |
1/26/2007 |
deuce's nuts |
deuce,pants |
| 1132 |
11/6/2001 |
deuced |
deuce,pants |
| 1391 |
7/22/2002 |
developer cds |
deuce,spigot |
| 1527 |
12/4/2002 |
diabolical schemes |
pants,net,deuce |
| 2979 |
12/29/2006 |
diagnosis: boner |
spigot,pants |
| 1796 |
9/3/2003 |
dial 999 |
spigot |
| 4599 |
7/15/2011 |
dial tone |
spigot |
| 3042 |
3/2/2007 |
diaper fetish |
pants,spigot |
| 2894 |
9/30/2006 |
diaper play |
spigot,pants |
| 4605 |
7/21/2011 |
diapers under your dockers |
pants |
| 1351 |
6/13/2002 |
dick fever |
rands,net,ozone |
| 2155 |
9/23/2004 |
dick for me |
deuce,pants |
| 801 |
12/1/2000 |
dick for me (part 1 of 2) |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 802 |
12/2/2000 |
dick for me (part 2 of 2) |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 3190 |
7/28/2007 |
dick of the shit |
ozone,pants |
| 427 |
11/30/1999 |
dick pit |
pants |
| 4436 |
1/12/2011 |
dick tracy was here |
pants,deuce |
| 3605 |
9/15/2008 |
dick, prick |
spigot,pants |
| 566 |
4/14/2000 |
dick-like |
pants,deuce |
| 589 |
5/7/2000 |
dicklicking clarification |
deuce,pants |
| 818 |
12/21/2000 |
dicklicking in the 21st century |
pants |
| 5913 |
4/8/2015 |
dicklicking in the data center: the final chapter |
pants,deuce |
| 5907 |
4/2/2015 |
dicklicking in the datacenter |
pants |
| 5910 |
4/5/2015 |
dicklicking in the datacenter part ii |
pants |
| 2757 |
5/18/2006 |
dicks (part 1 of 2) |
pants,deuce |
| 2758 |
5/19/2006 |
dicks (part 2 of 2) |
pants,deuce |
| 5513 |
3/3/2014 |
dicks endlessly refreshing twitter |
pants,deuce |
| 5514 |
3/4/2014 |
dicks in riot gear |
pants,deuce |
| 3822 |
4/20/2009 |
dicks n stuff |
net |
| 5515 |
3/5/2014 |
dicks on parade |
pants,deuce |
| 5516 |
3/6/2014 |
dicks that nobody loved |
pants,deuce |
| 5517 |
3/7/2014 |
dicks trying to make something of their lives |
pants,deuce |
| 5511 |
3/1/2014 |
dicks waiting their turn in an orderly queue |
pants,deuce |
| 2167 |
10/5/2004 |
dicks wearing fake beards |
pants,deuce |
| 5509 |
2/27/2014 |
dicks, but for |
pants,deuce |
| 5518 |
3/8/2014 |
dicks: all right then |
pants,deuce |
| 6308 |
5/22/2016 |
dicks^3 |
pants |
| 2741 |
5/2/2006 |
did it die |
spigot,deuce,atandt |
| 5376 |
10/10/2013 |
did it die |
spigot,deuce |
| 5289 |
7/9/2013 |
did or did you not |
spigot,pants |
| 4644 |
8/29/2011 |
did we get it right |
pants,net |
| 3212 |
8/19/2007 |
did you fall in love |
deuce,spigot |
| 2387 |
5/12/2005 |
did you know |
deuce |
| 1252 |
3/6/2002 |
did you run h2ph? |
pants,atandt |
| 4798 |
2/11/2012 |
did you say |
spigot |
| 1660 |
4/17/2003 |
die trying |
pants,deuce |
| 4600 |
7/16/2011 |
die trying |
spigot,pants |
| 5405 |
11/8/2013 |
different departure dates |
pants,deuce |
| 3920 |
7/27/2009 |
different tom hanks |
pants |
| 1542 |
12/19/2002 |
diffy daffy |
rands,deuce |
| 193 |
4/18/1999 |
dig dug |
net,pants,deuce |
| 6442 |
10/7/2016 |
dig dug |
deuce,pants |
| 5636 |
7/5/2014 |
dignity and respuhhhhh |
spigot |
| 4663 |
9/21/2011 |
dildoed by a nutwad |
pants,spigot |
| 410 |
11/14/1999 |
ding ding |
ozone,spigot,deuce,pants |
| 2235 |
12/11/2004 |
ding ding |
deuce,spigot |
| 3609 |
9/19/2008 |
ding ding ding ding click |
pants,deuce |
| 400 |
11/4/1999 |
dinner |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 3915 |
7/22/2009 |
dipfest |
spigot |
| 1105 |
10/10/2001 |
dipping into admiral krag |
deuce,spigot |
| 665 |
7/19/2000 |
directed acyclic graphs |
deuce,jesus |
| 6315 |
5/29/2016 |
director's cut |
deuce,pants |
| 2210 |
11/16/2004 |
dirty dirty bomb |
deuce,pants |
| 2541 |
10/14/2005 |
dirty floor |
pants,deuce |
| 671 |
7/25/2000 |
disclosure |
spigot |
| 66 |
11/13/1998 |
disconnect |
|
| 322 |
8/21/1999 |
disconnect my doodle-dong |
spigot |
| 4886 |
5/15/2012 |
discreet blowjobs |
spigot |
| 3575 |
8/16/2008 |
disk drive this |
dick,bung,deuce |
| 5528 |
3/18/2014 |
disk full |
spigot,pants |
| 2323 |
3/9/2005 |
dismiss the dialog box |
spigot,pants |
| 1543 |
12/20/2002 |
disney land |
rands,bung,spigot |
| 481 |
1/20/2000 |
disney lawyers |
pants,spigot |
| 5985 |
6/19/2015 |
divided longitudinally into three lobes |
pants |
| 1532 |
12/9/2002 |
dizzy and bonky |
spigot |
| 4187 |
5/3/2010 |
dizzy and passed out |
pants,spigot |
| 4607 |
7/23/2011 |
do i have to look |
pants,deuce |
| 471 |
1/10/2000 |
do i look fat |
pants,spigot |
| 6209 |
2/8/2016 |
do it now |
pants |
| 2431 |
6/25/2005 |
do not attempt |
spigot |
| 3018 |
2/6/2007 |
do not drink |
deuce,spigot |
| 1561 |
1/7/2003 |
do not drink the bongwater |
spigot |
| 2501 |
9/3/2005 |
do not get excited it is only a rhetorical question |
pants |
| 2659 |
2/8/2006 |
do not make a mess in here |
deuce,spigot |
| 3385 |
2/8/2008 |
do not speak lightly |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 5693 |
8/31/2014 |
do not tell him |
rands,deuce |
| 5572 |
5/1/2014 |
do not use |
pants |
| 3026 |
2/14/2007 |
do not wake |
deuce |
| 3357 |
1/11/2008 |
do that trick |
rands,spigot |
| 5359 |
9/17/2013 |
do the _ocomot}}}}} |
deuce |
| 5927 |
4/22/2015 |
do the math |
atandt |
| 6011 |
7/15/2015 |
do the needful |
pants |
| 5358 |
9/16/2013 |
do the ocomotion with me |
pants,deuce |
| 3496 |
5/29/2008 |
do the pants |
pants,deuce |
| 499 |
2/7/2000 |
do you believe in love |
spigot |
| 1594 |
2/9/2003 |
do you hear what i hear |
spigot,deuce |
| 2291 |
2/5/2005 |
do you know |
spigot,deuce |
| 5409 |
11/15/2013 |
do you mind |
pants |
| 4529 |
4/26/2011 |
do you really |
spigot,deuce |
| 6162 |
12/15/2015 |
do you still |
pants,deuce |
| 209 |
5/3/1999 |
do-bees |
spigot |
| 263 |
6/25/1999 |
doctor boner is in |
pants,atandt |
| 1282 |
4/5/2002 |
doctor dong |
pants |
| 6565 |
2/19/2017 |
doctor or mister |
deuce,pants |
| 5142 |
2/11/2013 |
doctor spigot, m.d. |
spigot |
| 5527 |
3/17/2014 |
doctor, doctor |
pants |
| 1383 |
7/14/2002 |
does farting make you automatically gay because i had about four potatoes and more short stories |
pants,deuce,rands,spigot |
| 2468 |
8/1/2005 |
does it |
pants,deuce |
| 2878 |
9/14/2006 |
does no good |
pants,deuce |
| 522 |
3/1/2000 |
does not compute |
spigot,pants |
| 6504 |
12/11/2016 |
does this ascot scarf make me look fruity |
spigot,pants |
| 2632 |
1/12/2006 |
does this gay marriage make me look fat |
dick,deuce |
| 5712 |
9/19/2014 |
does this have anything |
deuce,spigot |
| 1510 |
11/17/2002 |
doesn't fucking matter |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 3755 |
2/12/2009 |
doesn't like this much |
pants |
| 5081 |
12/12/2012 |
doesn't matter down periscope |
pants |
| 2403 |
5/28/2005 |
dog biscuits |
spigot |
| 488 |
1/27/2000 |
dog lick dog dick world |
pants,deuce |
| 2610 |
12/21/2005 |
dog shit |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 2996 |
1/15/2007 |
doggy doggy wah wah |
deuce,pants |
| 6182 |
1/4/2016 |
doin' it |
deuce |
| 6720 |
8/1/2017 |
doing a bj |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3518 |
6/20/2008 |
dollar sign |
deuce |
| 6558 |
2/12/2017 |
don't cry |
deuce,pants |
| 4937 |
7/10/2012 |
don't cry little one |
pants,deuce |
| 1514 |
11/21/2002 |
don't delete me i'm jerkable |
spigot |
| 6455 |
10/20/2016 |
don't eat that |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 4539 |
5/6/2011 |
don't give up the ghost |
deuce,pants |
| 4672 |
9/30/2011 |
don't know where it comes from |
deuce |
| 5370 |
9/28/2013 |
don't know why |
deuce |
| 3256 |
10/2/2007 |
don't leave deuce (please) |
deuce |
| 3390 |
2/13/2008 |
don't let him make you dizzy |
spigot |
| 4192 |
5/8/2010 |
don't let him make you dizzy |
pants |
| 4440 |
1/16/2011 |
don't lie to me |
spigot |
| 3423 |
3/17/2008 |
don't look at him |
rands,deuce,spigot |
| 4767 |
1/10/2012 |
don't look down |
spigot |
| 5996 |
6/30/2015 |
don't look down |
pants,spigot |
| 3350 |
1/4/2008 |
don't make me say it |
pants |
| 4942 |
7/15/2012 |
don't stop now |
spigot |
| 5179 |
3/21/2013 |
don't think the war is over |
rands,deuce |
| 3412 |
3/6/2008 |
don't use the doll |
pants |
| 4938 |
7/11/2012 |
don't you |
deuce,spigot |
| 6408 |
8/31/2016 |
donate me to science |
pants |
| 106 |
1/19/1999 |
donation |
deuce, rands, spigot |
| 4654 |
9/8/2011 |
done and done |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 6307 |
5/21/2016 |
done and i mean done |
deuce,pants |
| 3990 |
10/7/2009 |
done deal |
spigot,deuce |
| 4212 |
5/30/2010 |
done deal |
spigot,deuce |
| 36 |
9/29/1998 |
dong bong futures |
|
| 2722 |
4/13/2006 |
dong ong ong ong ong ong |
spigot,pants |
| 68 |
11/19/1998 |
dong party |
|
| 3587 |
8/28/2008 |
dong patrol |
spigot,deuce |
| 1904 |
12/20/2003 |
dong school |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 6414 |
9/6/2016 |
dong squad |
deuce,spigot |
| 429 |
12/2/1999 |
dong watch |
net,pants |
| 37 |
9/30/1998 |
dongazine |
|
| 77 |
12/3/1998 |
dongles |
|
| 746 |
10/8/2000 |
dongling |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 4641 |
8/26/2011 |
dongs at dawn |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 389 |
10/24/1999 |
dongs for chameleons |
pants,deuce |
| 3374 |
1/28/2008 |
donut field |
spigot,pants |
| 4884 |
5/13/2012 |
doo da |
pants,deuce |
| 4971 |
8/13/2012 |
doo dah |
spigot,pants |
| 47 |
10/14/1998 |
doofus and dorkus |
|
| 6038 |
8/11/2015 |
door 1 |
deuce,atandt |
| 4402 |
12/7/2010 |
doot doot doo doot |
spigot,deuce |
| 956 |
5/9/2001 |
dope |
spigot |
| 3235 |
9/11/2007 |
dope fiend |
pants,deuce |
| 3403 |
2/26/2008 |
dorm rooms |
deuce,pants |
| 1367 |
6/28/2002 |
dot qmail files |
rands,pants,deuce,spigot |
| 6040 |
8/13/2015 |
double agent |
pants,deuce |
| 2292 |
2/6/2005 |
double anal |
deuce,spigot |
| 4565 |
6/3/2011 |
double tall |
spigot |
| 2989 |
1/8/2007 |
double, triple |
spigot |
| 2802 |
7/2/2006 |
dow now now now (chorus) |
spigot |
| 3971 |
9/18/2009 |
down a hole |
pants |
| 6028 |
8/1/2015 |
down in front |
pants,deuce |
| 2679 |
2/28/2006 |
down in your hole |
pants,deuce |
| 4586 |
7/2/2011 |
down into you |
pants |
| 3846 |
5/14/2009 |
down my pants |
spigot |
| 1932 |
1/17/2004 |
down over yonder |
spigot,deuce |
| 4256 |
7/13/2010 |
down stairs |
spigot |
| 88 |
12/18/1998 |
down the stairs |
deuce, pants |
| 5629 |
6/28/2014 |
down time |
spigot |
| 5006 |
9/23/2012 |
down we go |
spigot,pants |
| 3285 |
10/31/2007 |
down with that |
deuce,spigot |
| 6585 |
3/12/2017 |
downer cow |
deuce,pants |
| 3160 |
6/28/2007 |
download |
spigot |
| 2601 |
12/12/2005 |
downtime |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 3746 |
2/3/2009 |
downtime |
deuce |
| 3948 |
8/26/2009 |
downtown |
pants |
| 35 |
9/28/1998 |
dragging and dropping |
|
| 430 |
12/3/1999 |
dream weaver |
spigot,pants |
| 1540 |
12/17/2002 |
dream work(s) |
deuce,spigot |
| 1091 |
9/26/2001 |
dreamboat |
deuce,spigot |
| 882 |
2/23/2001 |
dreaming of dick |
spigot |
| 3635 |
10/15/2008 |
drilling sound |
pants,deuce |
| 691 |
8/14/2000 |
drink pepsi |
spigot |
| 6742 |
8/24/2017 |
drink plenty of fluids |
deuce,pants |
| 1157 |
12/1/2001 |
drinking buddies |
pants,red robot |
| 1169 |
12/13/2001 |
drive-through suicide |
spigot |
| 5994 |
6/28/2015 |
driving me nuts |
pants,deuce |
| 6343 |
6/26/2016 |
droopy voice |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 1302 |
4/25/2002 |
dropping our science |
deuce |
| 3408 |
3/2/2008 |
drown me in the bathtub |
pants,deuce |
| 6334 |
6/17/2016 |
drown pants in bucket |
deuce,pants |
| 4855 |
4/10/2012 |
drowned in the toilet |
pants,deuce |
| 3535 |
7/7/2008 |
drowning |
deuce,pants |
| 3592 |
9/2/2008 |
drowning in some thing |
ozone,deuce |
| 3815 |
4/13/2009 |
drowning in something |
ozone,deuce |
| 5814 |
12/30/2014 |
drudge siren |
spigot,deuce |
| 2046 |
5/10/2004 |
drunk on cock |
pants,deuce |
| 2680 |
3/1/2006 |
drunk on cock |
pants |
| 4358 |
10/23/2010 |
dsgd |
dick,ozone |
| 523 |
3/2/2000 |
duck duck goose |
spigot |
| 1402 |
8/2/2002 |
duck from now on |
atandt,deuce |
| 3642 |
10/22/2008 |
due to lack of |
pants |
| 899 |
3/12/2001 |
dueling inboxes |
deuce,pants |
| 2870 |
9/6/2006 |
duh bluh |
spigot |
| 447 |
12/20/1999 |
dumb dongs (a throwaway) |
atandt |
| 3027 |
2/15/2007 |
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb |
spigot,deuce |
| 380 |
10/16/1999 |
dumb it on down |
pants,spigot |
| 5413 |
11/19/2013 |
dune |
pants |
| 161 |
3/19/1999 |
during wartime |
spigot |
| 5940 |
5/5/2015 |
dustbuster |
pants,deuce |
| 1134 |
11/8/2001 |
dwindling dongs |
net,deuce,pants |
| 4656 |
9/10/2011 |
e i e i o |
deuce,pants |
| 6296 |
5/10/2016 |
each day with a song |
spigot |
| 4410 |
12/17/2010 |
each of those words |
pants,deuce |
| 1666 |
4/23/2003 |
each others boners |
spigot |
| 830 |
1/2/2001 |
early screen test |
pants |
| 5688 |
8/26/2014 |
earning it |
pants,deuce |
| 5294 |
7/14/2013 |
earth falls into sun |
spigot |
| 6136 |
11/19/2015 |
easier for me to take your abuse |
spigot |
| 4708 |
11/9/2011 |
easter ham |
spigot |
| 5185 |
3/27/2013 |
easy for you |
deuce,dick |
| 6398 |
8/21/2016 |
easy like sunday morning |
deuce,pants |
| 5721 |
9/28/2014 |
easy monday |
pants |
| 2605 |
12/16/2005 |
eat it raw |
deuce,spigot |
| 4253 |
7/10/2010 |
eat it raw |
pants,deuce |
| 3503 |
6/5/2008 |
eat my ass please |
deuce,pants |
| 4009 |
10/28/2009 |
eat my dust |
pants |
| 3706 |
12/25/2008 |
eat your bug |
pants |
| 5977 |
6/11/2015 |
eat your queernuts |
pants,deuce |
| 1230 |
2/12/2002 |
eating out |
deuce |
| 1268 |
3/22/2002 |
eating the shed |
rands,pants |
| 2641 |
1/21/2006 |
eating things we find |
spigot |
| 3446 |
4/9/2008 |
eating through a straw |
deuce |
| 1175 |
12/19/2001 |
echo |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 70 |
11/23/1998 |
egg mcmuffin |
|
| 6331 |
6/14/2016 |
egg nog |
deuce,pants |
| 4532 |
4/29/2011 |
eight bits, no parity |
spigot,deuce |
| 2232 |
12/8/2004 |
eight minutes lost in time forever |
spigot |
| 2538 |
10/11/2005 |
einstein was a gay |
deuce |
| 5079 |
12/10/2012 |
einstein, podolsky and rosen |
deuce,net |
| 1272 |
3/26/2002 |
eisenhower warned us |
pants,atandt |
| 1688 |
5/15/2003 |
eisner fun bucks |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 2030 |
4/24/2004 |
either way |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 4835 |
3/21/2012 |
either way |
deuce,pants,rands |
| 519 |
2/27/2000 |
el faggot |
deuce,pants |
| 4744 |
12/18/2011 |
elaborate please |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 5893 |
3/19/2015 |
elasticity, puncture-proofness |
dick,deuce,pants |
| 1342 |
6/4/2002 |
elbow grease |
deuce,spigot |
| 3479 |
5/12/2008 |
elves wanted! |
pants |
| 2341 |
3/27/2005 |
emacs |
deuce,pants |
| 2853 |
8/20/2006 |
emergency phone and crisis counseling |
rands,spigot,pants |
| 6685 |
6/27/2017 |
empty seat |
deuce,pants |
| 1568 |
1/14/2003 |
empty your pants pockets |
pants,spigot |
| 264 |
6/25/1999 |
en vogue |
spigot |
| 1277 |
3/31/2002 |
end county maintained road |
spigot,atandt |
| 5022 |
10/9/2012 |
end of joke |
spigot |
| 1498 |
11/5/2002 |
endless loop |
pants |
| 1992 |
3/16/2004 |
endless loop |
rands,deuce |
| 692 |
8/15/2000 |
enforcing the rules |
pants |
| 1533 |
12/10/2002 |
english muffins |
rands,deuce |
| 4448 |
1/24/2011 |
english please |
deuce,pants |
| 6472 |
11/6/2016 |
enormous pride and fanfare |
spigot,pants |
| 5230 |
5/11/2013 |
enough for one day |
spigot |
| 6628 |
4/26/2017 |
enter desired username |
spigot |
| 4718 |
11/19/2011 |
entering your airspace |
pants,deuce |
| 1903 |
12/19/2003 |
entropy zone |
rands,spigot |
| 6335 |
6/18/2016 |
epa regulations |
deuce,pants |
| 5028 |
10/17/2012 |
epilogue |
spigot,deuce |
| 6791 |
10/18/2017 |
eponyrideinprogress |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 2896 |
10/2/2006 |
erkcity rules |
pants,spigot |
| 1350 |
6/12/2002 |
erosion control |
pants |
| 1327 |
5/20/2002 |
escape |
spigot |
| 1434 |
9/2/2002 |
escorted out for masturbating |
rands,pants,spigot |
| 304 |
8/4/1999 |
escorts |
spigot |
| 1981 |
3/5/2004 |
esp wins again |
deuce |
| 4101 |
2/2/2010 |
especially the cheap stuff |
deuce,ozone |
| 1872 |
11/18/2003 |
esperanto poetry |
deuce,pants,rands |
| 4011 |
10/30/2009 |
even if you hate it |
pants |
| 6687 |
6/29/2017 |
every building should have |
spigot |
| 6314 |
5/28/2016 |
every day we move further away from god's light |
pants |
| 6427 |
9/22/2016 |
every day we move further from god's light |
deuce,pants |
| 5599 |
5/29/2014 |
every fucking morning |
spigot,deuce |
| 2657 |
2/6/2006 |
every last one of them |
spigot |
| 2647 |
1/27/2006 |
every last one of ya |
spigot |
| 2681 |
3/2/2006 |
every little thing gonna be all right |
deuce |
| 2618 |
12/29/2005 |
every little thing is going to be all right |
pants |
| 3386 |
2/9/2008 |
every one of them |
pants,deuce |
| 3085 |
4/14/2007 |
every other week |
pants,deuce |
| 6661 |
5/29/2017 |
every piece of candy will be a complete disappointment |
spigot |
| 951 |
5/4/2001 |
every scrap of porn |
spigot |
| 6550 |
2/4/2017 |
everybody out |
deuce,atandt,spigot,pants |
| 1529 |
12/6/2002 |
everybody out of the pool |
net,ozone,deuce |
| 4359 |
10/24/2010 |
everybody shut up |
pants,deuce |
| 6144 |
11/27/2015 |
everybody sits up and takes notice |
pants |
| 1242 |
2/24/2002 |
everyone in marketing |
spigot |
| 1726 |
6/22/2003 |
everyone's a comic |
net,deuce |
| 6668 |
6/5/2017 |
everyone's a comic |
deuce |
| 5076 |
12/6/2012 |
everything about you |
spigot |
| 2448 |
7/12/2005 |
everything i needed to know |
spigot |
| 2739 |
4/30/2006 |
everything in their path |
deuce,spigot |
| 6612 |
4/10/2017 |
everything we've done is forgiven |
deuce,pants |
| 1232 |
2/14/2002 |
evil spirits |
deuce |
| 6757 |
9/8/2017 |
exactly 11 |
deuce,pants |
| 4629 |
8/14/2011 |
exactly one hour |
spigot |
| 5145 |
2/14/2013 |
exactly that fucking friendless |
deuce,spigot |
| 6775 |
9/30/2017 |
exactly where i was |
deuce,spigot |
| 2057 |
5/21/2004 |
except each other |
deuce,spigot |
| 6174 |
12/27/2015 |
except for the ones in color |
spigot,deuce |
| 3136 |
6/4/2007 |
except with dicks |
pants,deuce |
| 3719 |
1/7/2009 |
excitement and spurt |
spigot |
| 1253 |
3/7/2002 |
excuse me |
spigot |
| 6464 |
10/29/2016 |
executive decision time |
deuce |
| 121 |
2/11/1999 |
executive producer |
spigot,deuce |
| 255 |
6/17/1999 |
exiled |
spigot,deuce |
| 5107 |
1/7/2013 |
expand the scope |
spigot,deuce |
| 5900 |
3/26/2015 |
expiration notice |
deuce |
| 1161 |
12/5/2001 |
expletives deleted |
deuce,pants |
| 49 |
10/16/1998 |
explicitly or implicitly |
spigot,deuce |
| 2157 |
9/25/2004 |
extra hour |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 432 |
12/5/1999 |
extra large pepperoni to stall zero |
pants,atandt |
| 4391 |
11/26/2010 |
extra large second helping |
pants |
| 4735 |
12/8/2011 |
extra pancake sauce |
deuce,pants |
| 5463 |
1/12/2014 |
extra please |
pants,deuce |
| 5533 |
3/23/2014 |
extra sauce plz |
pants |
| 2091 |
6/24/2004 |
extreme duck duck goose |
spigot |
| 2728 |
4/19/2006 |
eye contact in the bathroom |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 2633 |
1/13/2006 |
eyespurt |
deuce,pants |
| 5221 |
5/2/2013 |
f |
pants,deuce |
| 4933 |
7/6/2012 |
f again |
pants,spigot |
| 5039 |
10/28/2012 |
face against the tile |
spigot |
| 1288 |
4/11/2002 |
face it tiger you hit the jackpot |
pants,spigot |
| 3782 |
3/11/2009 |
face of the world |
rands,deuce |
| 1980 |
3/4/2004 |
face painting on demand |
pants,deuce |
| 3675 |
11/24/2008 |
face shot |
spigot |
| 2257 |
1/2/2005 |
fading fast in the queer chair |
pants |
| 1972 |
2/25/2004 |
fading in |
pants |
| 1971 |
2/24/2004 |
fading out |
pants |
| 3110 |
5/9/2007 |
fag academy |
pants |
| 853 |
1/25/2001 |
fag hug |
deuce,pants |
| 4083 |
1/15/2010 |
fag mud |
spigot,deuce |
| 4955 |
7/28/2012 |
fag parade |
ozone,deuce |
| 422 |
11/25/1999 |
fag song |
deuce,spigot |
| 1022 |
7/16/2001 |
faggot elevator |
rands |
| 2054 |
5/18/2004 |
faggy pink drink |
pants,spigot |
| 864 |
2/5/2001 |
fags in space |
spigot |
| 1679 |
5/6/2003 |
fags together |
deuce,spigot |
| 1853 |
10/30/2003 |
fags, flags |
spigot,pants |
| 4636 |
8/21/2011 |
fail |
spigot |
| 3417 |
3/11/2008 |
fail at jerkcity |
spigot |
| 1373 |
7/4/2002 |
failure mode |
deuce,spigot |
| 1106 |
10/11/2001 |
faint humming sound |
spigot,pants |
| 5807 |
12/23/2014 |
fair to middlin' |
pants,deuce |
| 812 |
12/15/2000 |
fairness in florida |
spigot |
| 4036 |
11/27/2009 |
fake cigar |
pants |
| 3044 |
3/4/2007 |
fake moustache and all |
pants,deuce |
| 5210 |
4/21/2013 |
fall into a pit |
rands,deuce |
| 4214 |
6/1/2010 |
fall over |
pants |
| 871 |
2/12/2001 |
fan mail |
pants,rands |
| 872 |
2/13/2001 |
fan mail: epilogue |
pants |
| 4538 |
5/5/2011 |
fancy book learning |
deuce |
| 3712 |
12/31/2008 |
fancy restaurant |
spigot |
| 6158 |
12/11/2015 |
fanny pack |
pants,spigot |
| 5522 |
3/12/2014 |
fannypacks |
pants |
| 394 |
10/29/1999 |
fantasy role-playing |
pants |
| 2661 |
2/10/2006 |
far in the future |
pants,ozone |
| 1413 |
8/13/2002 |
farkers |
pants,rands |
| 3677 |
11/26/2008 |
farm-like |
deuce,pants |
| 3290 |
11/5/2007 |
farther and farther |
pants,deuce |
| 4026 |
11/14/2009 |
farther and farther into the night |
pants,deuce |
| 5309 |
7/29/2013 |
faster than luhhhhh |
pants |
| 1884 |
11/30/2003 |
fat and stomping |
deuce,net |
| 708 |
8/31/2000 |
fat around the fat around |
deuce,pants |
| 3985 |
10/2/2009 |
fat face |
pants,spigot |
| 4473 |
2/22/2011 |
fat farts |
pants |
| 2412 |
6/6/2005 |
fat floppy dick |
spigot |
| 3588 |
8/29/2008 |
fat gay film students |
spigot |
| 2114 |
7/17/2004 |
fat gay stoned |
spigot,deuce |
| 76 |
12/1/1998 |
fat indian girl |
|
| 223 |
5/16/1999 |
fat kids |
pants,spigot |
| 1422 |
8/21/2002 |
fat queer angry cocks from outer space that glow and make a noise |
pants,deuce |
| 6433 |
9/28/2016 |
fat useless dipshit |
deuce,spigot |
| 1662 |
4/19/2003 |
fat while i smoke |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 4480 |
3/1/2011 |
fat, gay |
pants |
| 1008 |
7/1/2001 |
father's day |
pants |
| 162 |
3/20/1999 |
fatness |
deuce,pants,rands |
| 1491 |
10/29/2002 |
fattest gayest plumpest |
spigot,deuce |
| 5942 |
5/7/2015 |
faxcon 2015 |
spigot,deuce |
| 4177 |
4/23/2010 |
fear itself |
atandt,deuce |
| 1613 |
3/1/2003 |
feed bag |
spigot,deuce |
| 2145 |
9/13/2004 |
feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him |
deuce |
| 3953 |
8/31/2009 |
feed me hammie treats |
pants |
| 761 |
10/23/2000 |
feedback for the sysop |
pants,spigot |
| 693 |
8/16/2000 |
feet |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5681 |
8/19/2014 |
feline aids |
spigot |
| 135 |
2/26/1999 |
felony stalking |
pants,deuce |
| 4597 |
7/13/2011 |
female wandered into panel 2 |
pants,spigot |
| 6409 |
9/1/2016 |
femdom joi ball busting |
spigot |
| 2357 |
4/12/2005 |
fiction with a bite |
deuce,spigot |
| 4168 |
4/14/2010 |
field promotion |
deuce,pants |
| 6700 |
7/12/2017 |
fierce and also fair |
deuce,pants |
| 1570 |
1/16/2003 |
fig bars part ii |
pants,spigot |
| 5706 |
9/13/2014 |
fight the power |
deuce,dick |
| 3073 |
4/2/2007 |
fighting, beating off, fighting some more |
pants |
| 6230 |
3/4/2016 |
file formats |
atandt,hanford |
| 1292 |
4/15/2002 |
file handles |
pants,deuce |
| 402 |
11/6/1999 |
filk folks |
pants,spigot |
| 148 |
3/10/1999 |
filking |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 5595 |
5/25/2014 |
filled to the brim |
spigot |
| 5400 |
11/3/2013 |
filmstrip |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 71 |
11/24/1998 |
final |
|
| 6579 |
3/6/2017 |
finally coming clean |
deuce,spigot |
| 3865 |
6/2/2009 |
fine fuck you then |
ozone |
| 1047 |
8/13/2001 |
fine print |
deuce |
| 803 |
12/3/2000 |
fine-grained sandpaper |
deuce,pants |
| 1472 |
10/10/2002 |
finger prints |
pants,spigot |
| 1063 |
8/29/2001 |
fire smoke dead |
deuce |
| 6082 |
9/24/2015 |
fireball reaches site |
deuce |
| 2317 |
3/3/2005 |
fired for what |
spigot |
| 472 |
1/11/2000 |
fired from jerkcity |
spigot |
| 4782 |
1/25/2012 |
fired from jerkcity |
spigot |
| 2269 |
1/14/2005 |
fired twice now |
spigot |
| 5822 |
1/7/2015 |
first anal |
spigot |
| 6280 |
4/24/2016 |
first and last |
spigot |
| 4033 |
11/21/2009 |
first day of boot camp |
pants,deuce,bung |
| 1651 |
4/8/2003 |
first degree! |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 3736 |
1/24/2009 |
first make an o |
spigot,pants |
| 2034 |
4/28/2004 |
first of all |
spigot,deuce |
| 5521 |
3/11/2014 |
first point |
pants,deuce |
| 5582 |
5/11/2014 |
first rule |
deuce,pants |
| 1563 |
1/9/2003 |
first time caller, long time listener |
spigot |
| 1462 |
9/30/2002 |
fish dicks in chat |
pants,deuce |
| 1881 |
11/27/2003 |
five alarm fire |
rands,deuce |
| 1621 |
3/9/2003 |
five blankets |
deuce,spigot |
| 4604 |
7/20/2011 |
five bright flashbulb pics |
spigot |
| 1941 |
1/26/2004 |
five minute prick break everyone |
pants,spigot |
| 3398 |
2/21/2008 |
flagged for removal |
spigot |
| 3553 |
7/25/2008 |
flapped around bonking into |
spigot |
| 815 |
12/18/2000 |
flapper girls don't have dicks |
pants |
| 3947 |
8/25/2009 |
flappity flap |
spigot,pants |
| 2725 |
4/16/2006 |
flappity vampire bats |
pants,deuce |
| 1122 |
10/27/2001 |
flash back(s) |
pants |
| 2011 |
4/5/2004 |
flash light |
net,deuce |
| 1168 |
12/12/2001 |
flash light(s) |
deuce |
| 3859 |
5/27/2009 |
flashback |
spigot |
| 5911 |
4/6/2015 |
flinging baloney |
spigot |
| 5571 |
4/30/2014 |
flip flip flip |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 136 |
2/27/1999 |
flipbook or viewmaster |
pants,deuce |
| 2995 |
1/14/2007 |
flipper babies on ice |
pants |
| 4658 |
9/12/2011 |
float through the air |
pants,deuce |
| 1280 |
4/3/2002 |
floater 101 |
atandt,pants |
| 403 |
11/7/1999 |
floating through space |
deuce,spigot |
| 6626 |
4/24/2017 |
flopped out/ popped out |
deuce,pants |
| 5929 |
4/24/2015 |
flora and fauna and |
pants,deuce |
| 4123 |
2/25/2010 |
flowers instead of snickers |
deuce,spigot |
| 5909 |
4/4/2015 |
fluffer underflow |
dick,spigot |
| 4601 |
7/17/2011 |
fluffy four-stack |
spigot |
| 5639 |
7/8/2014 |
fluffy mashed nuts |
spigot |
| 4297 |
8/23/2010 |
flying |
spigot |
| 4856 |
4/11/2012 |
fn = fn-1 + fn-2 |
deuce |
| 1579 |
1/25/2003 |
focal review |
spigot |
| 901 |
3/14/2001 |
focus on clarity |
rands,deuce |
| 6548 |
2/2/2017 |
foggy bottom |
net,atandt |
| 5745 |
10/22/2014 |
foilage |
pants,deuce |
| 6592 |
3/21/2017 |
folks |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 6365 |
7/18/2016 |
follow me everybody |
deuce,pants |
| 4960 |
8/2/2012 |
follow me on twitter |
spigot |
| 5314 |
8/3/2013 |
follow me on twitter |
spigot |
| 6424 |
9/19/2016 |
follow up |
deuce,spigot |
| 4072 |
1/4/2010 |
font of knowledge |
net,deuce |
| 1135 |
11/9/2001 |
food |
spigot |
| 2337 |
3/23/2005 |
food tube |
pants |
| 5869 |
2/23/2015 |
foodstuffs |
atandt,pants |
| 4649 |
9/3/2011 |
fool him into disrobing |
spigot,pants,atandt |
| 1427 |
8/26/2002 |
fool on the hill |
deuce |
| 6599 |
3/28/2017 |
foomp paf |
spigot |
| 6522 |
1/1/2017 |
foopmtph |
deuce,pants |
| 5202 |
4/13/2013 |
for a good reason |
pants,deuce |
| 4464 |
2/10/2011 |
for a limited time only |
net |
| 5980 |
6/14/2015 |
for a second there |
spigot |
| 5398 |
11/1/2013 |
for about half an hour |
deuce,rands |
| 2653 |
2/2/2006 |
for all that stuff i said |
pants,deuce |
| 2100 |
7/3/2004 |
for breakfast this morning |
spigot |
| 2159 |
9/27/2004 |
for ever |
spigot |
| 3608 |
9/18/2008 |
for free |
rands,deuce |
| 4462 |
2/8/2011 |
for good measure |
pants,spigot |
| 4846 |
4/1/2012 |
for my birthday |
pants,deuce |
| 6342 |
6/25/2016 |
for science |
spigot,pants |
| 2489 |
8/22/2005 |
for some odd reason |
deuce,pants |
| 3467 |
4/30/2008 |
for the last time |
deuce,spigot |
| 5335 |
8/24/2013 |
for the last time |
deuce,pants |
| 5829 |
1/14/2015 |
for the love of christ |
pants,deuce |
| 2705 |
3/26/2006 |
for the love of country |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 2908 |
10/15/2006 |
for the love of god |
deuce,spigot |
| 3278 |
10/24/2007 |
for the love of holy christ |
rands,spigot |
| 6063 |
9/5/2015 |
for the love of the lord |
spigot,deuce |
| 1281 |
4/4/2002 |
for the record |
deuce,pants |
| 4053 |
12/14/2009 |
for the soul |
deuce |
| 493 |
2/1/2000 |
forced into little tents |
spigot,pants |
| 6677 |
6/14/2017 |
forced to be gay or what |
net,deuce |
| 2899 |
10/5/2006 |
forced to elaborate |
deuce,pants |
| 4476 |
2/25/2011 |
forced to suck |
deuce,pants |
| 3046 |
3/6/2007 |
forever ever |
pants,spigot |
| 6304 |
5/18/2016 |
forget about it |
spigot |
| 2696 |
3/17/2006 |
forgive me if i am a little jaded |
pants,net |
| 4749 |
12/23/2011 |
form a line to the left |
pants |
| 6 |
8/24/1998 |
forty minute stretches |
|
| 446 |
12/19/1999 |
forward and back |
spigot,pants |
| 1313 |
5/6/2002 |
found in the suggestion box |
spigot |
| 2776 |
6/6/2006 |
four if you count this one/i do not |
rands,spigot |
| 6421 |
9/16/2016 |
four lumpy, buckeyed potatoes |
spigot |
| 265 |
6/26/1999 |
four more pricks |
spigot |
| 3323 |
12/8/2007 |
four right now |
pants,deuce |
| 709 |
9/1/2000 |
four score and |
spigot,deuce |
| 3469 |
5/2/2008 |
four-eyes |
spigot,deuce |
| 4975 |
8/17/2012 |
fourteen |
deuce,pants |
| 3598 |
9/8/2008 |
frail and birdlike |
spigot |
| 1033 |
7/30/2001 |
frash prugin |
spigot |
| 2473 |
8/6/2005 |
freak transporter accident |
spigot |
| 4853 |
4/8/2012 |
freaking out on the side of the road with a gun |
pants,spigot |
| 315 |
8/14/1999 |
free advice |
rands |
| 1353 |
6/15/2002 |
free dick or else |
pants,deuce |
| 2425 |
6/19/2005 |
free donkey rides |
spigot |
| 5792 |
12/8/2014 |
free downloads |
spigot |
| 3630 |
10/10/2008 |
free hans reiser |
spigot,deuce |
| 256 |
6/18/1999 |
free kevin |
spigot,deuce |
| 391 |
10/26/1999 |
free patrick |
spigot,pants |
| 2954 |
12/3/2006 |
free porn |
pants,deuce |
| 2183 |
10/20/2004 |
free range cocks |
deuce,pants |
| 4625 |
8/10/2011 |
free software |
deuce |
| 5936 |
5/1/2015 |
free-range |
ozone |
| 1618 |
3/6/2003 |
freeze dried |
rands,spigot |
| 6118 |
10/30/2015 |
freeze frame |
spigot |
| 4133 |
3/7/2010 |
french breaded pizzas |
deuce |
| 1702 |
5/29/2003 |
frenzied protesters |
spigot |
| 4082 |
1/14/2010 |
fresh from the oven |
pants,rands |
| 2959 |
12/8/2006 |
fresh hot bacon |
spigot,pants |
| 4328 |
9/23/2010 |
fresh, hot |
pants,spigot |
| 1969 |
2/22/2004 |
freshly baked dongs |
deuce,spigot |
| 6317 |
5/31/2016 |
freshly baked dongs |
deuce,spigot |
| 259 |
6/21/1999 |
freudian splurt |
spigot,deuce |
| 4548 |
5/16/2011 |
friday night |
pants |
| 3612 |
9/22/2008 |
friendly fire |
pants |
| 3639 |
10/19/2008 |
friends like that |
spigot |
| 5939 |
5/4/2015 |
friendship |
spigot |
| 6338 |
6/21/2016 |
friendship |
deuce |
| 525 |
3/4/2000 |
frightening children |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 167 |
3/25/1999 |
frog and toad are friends |
rands,spigot |
| 6779 |
10/4/2017 |
frog eggs |
deuce,pants |
| 5534 |
3/24/2014 |
frogger |
pants,deuce |
| 6445 |
10/10/2016 |
frogs (toads, whatever, shut up) |
net,deuce |
| 6007 |
7/11/2015 |
frolf |
spigot,deuce |
| 1227 |
2/9/2002 |
from 6pm to 8pm |
rands,deuce |
| 3397 |
2/20/2008 |
from all the way over here |
spigot,deuce |
| 2176 |
10/14/2004 |
from both sides |
deuce |
| 3355 |
1/9/2008 |
from dick to dick |
dick,deuce |
| 3536 |
7/8/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
| 3537 |
7/9/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
| 3538 |
7/10/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
| 3539 |
7/11/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
| 3540 |
7/12/2008 |
from dong to dong |
spigot |
| 6267 |
4/10/2016 |
from farm to table |
spigot |
| 2259 |
1/4/2005 |
from now on |
deuce,spigot |
| 5677 |
8/15/2014 |
from now on |
pants,deuce |
| 1516 |
11/23/2002 |
from the sun |
spigot |
| 6033 |
8/6/2015 |
from the top |
pants |
| 2373 |
4/28/2005 |
from the trade center |
deuce,pants |
| 3196 |
8/3/2007 |
frosted faces |
spigot |
| 3280 |
10/26/2007 |
frrrrrrr huhhhhhhgle |
spigot,deuce |
| 3182 |
7/20/2007 |
fuck |
ozone,deuce |
| 3089 |
4/18/2007 |
fuck a duck |
spigot,deuce |
| 1025 |
7/19/2001 |
fuck and suck camp |
spigot |
| 1566 |
1/12/2003 |
fuck france |
pants,deuce |
| 2452 |
7/16/2005 |
fuck it drinking |
deuce,pants |
| 2342 |
3/28/2005 |
fuck off fatty |
deuce,pants |
| 2909 |
10/16/2006 |
fuck the amish |
pants |
| 2096 |
6/29/2004 |
fuck this stupid country |
spigot,rands |
| 2184 |
10/21/2004 |
fuck this tastes like piss |
pants,deuce |
| 2814 |
7/14/2006 |
fuck yeah |
rands,bung |
| 3324 |
12/9/2007 |
fuck yeah |
deuce,rands,spigot |
| 1010 |
7/3/2001 |
fuck you answer |
pants |
| 163 |
3/21/1999 |
fuck you red |
pants,deuce |
| 4300 |
8/26/2010 |
fuck you too |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 5032 |
10/21/2012 |
fuck your own face |
deuce |
| 4943 |
7/16/2012 |
fuckchunks |
deuce,spigot |
| 7 |
8/24/1998 |
fucking dipshit dicklickers |
|
| 3820 |
4/18/2009 |
fucking idiots |
pants,deuce |
| 783 |
11/14/2000 |
fucking powermac faggot computer |
deuce,pants |
| 3827 |
4/25/2009 |
fucking retard |
rands,deuce |
| 4403 |
12/8/2010 |
fucking seize it |
pants |
| 2648 |
1/28/2006 |
fucking shit head |
spigot |
| 328 |
8/27/1999 |
fucking shut up |
spigot,pants |
| 1099 |
10/4/2001 |
fucking ugly clunky software |
deuce |
| 5627 |
6/26/2014 |
fuel for space monsters |
pants,deuce |
| 931 |
4/13/2001 |
fuh |
pants |
| 6014 |
7/18/2015 |
full of pizza, dick |
deuce,pants |
| 6058 |
8/31/2015 |
fumbling with trenchcoat |
pants,deuce |
| 2421 |
6/15/2005 |
fun and games |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 2168 |
10/6/2004 |
fun and profit |
dick,deuce |
| 3980 |
9/27/2009 |
fun and profit |
deuce,dick |
| 5973 |
6/7/2015 |
fun and profit |
pants,spigot |
| 5999 |
7/3/2015 |
fun if you've never seen them before |
pants,deuce |
| 885 |
2/26/2001 |
funkdafied |
deuce,spigot |
| 1805 |
9/12/2003 |
funniest joke ever |
pants |
| 2344 |
3/30/2005 |
funny names and no windows |
pants,deuce |
| 2623 |
1/3/2006 |
funny when they cry |
deuce |
| 3704 |
12/23/2008 |
funny while i've been gone |
deuce,pants |
| 2440 |
7/4/2005 |
further adventures in and around the dick pit |
pants |
| 5136 |
2/5/2013 |
fuzzy down there |
pants,deuce |
| 2691 |
3/12/2006 |
fyi |
deuce |
| 2137 |
9/5/2004 |
g---- and more g---- |
spigot,pants,atandt |
| 1947 |
2/1/2004 |
g.u.e. |
spigot,pants |
| 267 |
6/28/1999 |
gaggle |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 5669 |
8/7/2014 |
galaga |
pants,deuce |
| 1610 |
2/26/2003 |
galaga roms |
rands,spigot |
| 1372 |
7/3/2002 |
game plan |
pants,spigot |
| 6085 |
9/27/2015 |
gangbang audition |
spigot,deuce |
| 4732 |
12/3/2011 |
gape is a girl's best friend |
spigot |
| 4511 |
4/8/2011 |
garbage night |
spigot |
| 6551 |
2/5/2017 |
gardyloo |
deuce,pants |
| 3069 |
3/29/2007 |
garfield |
spigot,pants |
| 5148 |
2/17/2013 |
garking in the background |
spigot,deuce |
| 2957 |
12/6/2006 |
gasp swoon applause |
pants,deuce |
| 383 |
10/19/1999 |
gasping |
deuce |
| 2488 |
8/21/2005 |
gay about the face |
spigot,pants |
| 3307 |
11/22/2007 |
gay about the face |
spigot |
| 3513 |
6/15/2008 |
gay and alone again |
spigot |
| 643 |
6/29/2000 |
gay at low, low prices |
pants |
| 495 |
2/3/2000 |
gay bats |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 4852 |
4/7/2012 |
gay bee |
pants,spigot |
| 69 |
11/20/1998 |
gay bell |
rands,spigot |
| 5401 |
11/4/2013 |
gay bit |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 2747 |
5/8/2006 |
gay chat lly line us |
spigot,rands,pants,deuce |
| 2597 |
12/8/2005 |
gay corn dog |
pants,spigot |
| 2163 |
10/1/2004 |
gay cow |
spigot |
| 3315 |
11/30/2007 |
gay crimes |
spigot |
| 2383 |
5/8/2005 |
gay dingus |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5053 |
11/11/2012 |
gay dinosaur |
pants |
| 3568 |
8/9/2008 |
gay ear infections |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 5 |
8/24/1998 |
gay emoticon |
|
| 1032 |
7/29/2001 |
gay fatness |
rands,pants |
| 3509 |
6/11/2008 |
gay fatness |
spigot |
| 5339 |
8/28/2013 |
gay fatness |
deuce |
| 1923 |
1/8/2004 |
gay game theory |
deuce,rands |
| 5180 |
3/22/2013 |
gay ghost |
pants,deuce |
| 5035 |
10/24/2012 |
gay in the face |
spigot,pants |
| 5848 |
2/2/2015 |
gay in the park |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 2992 |
1/11/2007 |
gay married |
deuce,pants |
| 268 |
6/29/1999 |
gay men |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 3729 |
1/17/2009 |
gay music |
pants,deuce |
| 833 |
1/5/2001 |
gay on the moon |
pants |
| 1798 |
9/5/2003 |
gay owned business |
spigot |
| 592 |
5/10/2000 |
gay rights right now |
pants,spigot |
| 1339 |
6/1/2002 |
gay signals |
spigot,pants |
| 345 |
9/12/1999 |
gay under the sink |
deuce,pants |
| 1204 |
1/17/2002 |
gayer than thou |
pants,deuce |
| 3754 |
2/11/2009 |
gayer than you |
pants,deuce |
| 886 |
2/27/2001 |
gayness dot org |
deuce,pants |
| 510 |
2/18/2000 |
gays in the military |
spigot |
| 5071 |
11/29/2012 |
gays in the military |
deuce,pants |
| 1388 |
7/19/2002 |
geeks on parade |
spigot,pants |
| 3192 |
7/30/2007 |
gen z |
deuce,pants |
| 754 |
10/16/2000 |
general announcement |
spigot |
| 6270 |
4/15/2016 |
generic blocks of data |
spigot |
| 3544 |
7/16/2008 |
generous with my prick |
spigot |
| 2612 |
12/23/2005 |
gentle visual feedback |
spigot,dick |
| 4824 |
3/10/2012 |
gently and kindly |
deuce |
| 2070 |
6/3/2004 |
geo metro a two parter part 1 of 2 |
deuce,pants |
| 2071 |
6/4/2004 |
geo metro a two parter part 2 of 2 |
spigot,rands |
| 3088 |
4/17/2007 |
georgia |
deuce,pants |
| 6754 |
9/5/2017 |
get a funnel |
deuce,pants |
| 280 |
7/11/1999 |
get a mop |
pants,deuce |
| 2708 |
3/29/2006 |
get a mop |
spigot,deuce |
| 897 |
3/10/2001 |
get busy |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 6708 |
7/20/2017 |
get it on |
deuce,pants |
| 4702 |
11/3/2011 |
get lamp |
spigot |
| 4154 |
3/28/2010 |
get me a cheeseburger |
pants,spigot |
| 6078 |
9/20/2015 |
get off my back |
pants,spigot |
| 6649 |
5/17/2017 |
get offa me |
spigot,pants |
| 1251 |
3/5/2002 |
get on the bus |
spigot |
| 5147 |
2/16/2013 |
get on the bus |
spigot |
| 2717 |
4/7/2006 |
get out |
rands,deuce,spigot |
| 4504 |
4/1/2011 |
get out the stains |
deuce,pants |
| 5546 |
4/5/2014 |
get over it people |
spigot |
| 1107 |
10/12/2001 |
get that hand up |
pants,spigot |
| 2617 |
12/28/2005 |
get the big speargun (ghost dick remix) |
pants |
| 6260 |
4/3/2016 |
get the broom |
deuce,pants |
| 5191 |
4/2/2013 |
get your fingers out of your mouth |
deuce |
| 3064 |
3/24/2007 |
get your fucking hand up there |
atandt,deuce,spigot |
| 4899 |
5/29/2012 |
get your fucking shine box |
pants,deuce |
| 5597 |
5/27/2014 |
get your head out of my lap |
pants,spigot |
| 3330 |
12/15/2007 |
gettin' some |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 3322 |
12/7/2007 |
getting ready to eat you |
deuce |
| 4432 |
1/8/2011 |
getting softer |
pants |
| 1891 |
12/7/2003 |
getting tense |
net,deuce |
| 5307 |
7/27/2013 |
getting up early |
spigot |
| 4431 |
1/7/2011 |
getting yelled at |
spigot |
| 5860 |
2/14/2015 |
getting you good |
pants,deuce |
| 6108 |
10/20/2015 |
ghlgahlgahgl dicks |
deuce |
| 3644 |
10/24/2008 |
ghost in the machine |
rands,spigot |
| 3922 |
7/29/2009 |
ghost nuts |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 3142 |
6/10/2007 |
ghostbusters |
spigot,deuce |
| 2901 |
10/7/2006 |
giant size jerkctiy |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 6693 |
7/5/2017 |
giant x's on my eyes |
spigot |
| 5049 |
11/7/2012 |
giant-size spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 5428 |
12/6/2013 |
gift receipt |
pants,spigot |
| 1176 |
12/20/2001 |
ginger |
rands |
| 1802 |
9/9/2003 |
giraffe legs |
spigot |
| 5983 |
6/17/2015 |
girl |
pants |
| 1439 |
9/7/2002 |
girl fight |
deuce,spigot |
| 4121 |
2/23/2010 |
girls jizzed up |
spigot |
| 2820 |
7/19/2006 |
give it up dude |
|
| 5670 |
8/8/2014 |
give me back my purse |
deuce,pants |
| 6412 |
9/4/2016 |
give me that at least |
deuce |
| 1416 |
8/16/2002 |
give me the keys i'm drunk |
pants,deuce |
| 2150 |
9/18/2004 |
give us your tired your poor |
pants,deuce |
| 1100 |
10/5/2001 |
giving head to the living dead |
deuce,pants |
| 3773 |
3/2/2009 |
giving up |
spigot |
| 5727 |
10/4/2014 |
giving up |
spigot,deuce |
| 4657 |
9/11/2011 |
glass and soy |
deuce |
| 2686 |
3/7/2006 |
global warming |
spigot,deuce |
| 1588 |
2/3/2003 |
glowing boners (they glow) |
pants,deuce |
| 5170 |
3/12/2013 |
glpyhs and queers |
pants |
| 181 |
4/7/1999 |
glug |
deuce,spigot |
| 6671 |
6/8/2017 |
glugging/chugging |
spigot |
| 6333 |
6/16/2016 |
go back to russia |
deuce |
| 4985 |
8/27/2012 |
go easy |
deuce |
| 2502 |
9/4/2005 |
go fuck yourself |
spigot |
| 6741 |
8/23/2017 |
go fuck yourself user |
deuce,pants |
| 863 |
2/4/2001 |
go is gone |
rands,deuce |
| 5112 |
1/12/2013 |
go modem |
spigot,deuce |
| 958 |
5/11/2001 |
go no go |
deuce,pants |
| 4096 |
1/28/2010 |
go voice |
spigot,pants |
| 2482 |
8/15/2005 |
go wait in the tardis |
spigot,pants |
| 4606 |
7/22/2011 |
go west young man |
pants |
| 3034 |
2/22/2007 |
goat rape |
deuce,pants |
| 473 |
1/12/2000 |
goats out of phase |
deuce,net |
| 330 |
8/28/1999 |
god and the hubble telescope |
spigot,deuce |
| 4972 |
8/14/2012 |
god bless america |
spigot |
| 2631 |
1/11/2006 |
god bless merica |
spigot |
| 5503 |
2/21/2014 |
god help us |
pants,spigot |
| 5596 |
5/26/2014 |
god is real |
deuce |
| 5773 |
11/19/2014 |
god made this day for me |
spigot |
| 3839 |
5/7/2009 |
god no part 1 |
deuce,pants |
| 3840 |
5/8/2009 |
god no part 2 |
deuce,pants |
| 4911 |
6/10/2012 |
god talks to me |
pants,deuce |
| 2322 |
3/8/2005 |
god told a joke once |
pants,deuce |
| 4800 |
2/15/2012 |
god wants you in church often |
pants |
| 3683 |
12/2/2008 |
god's name |
pants,deuce |
| 5051 |
11/9/2012 |
god's punishment |
pants,deuce |
| 3878 |
6/15/2009 |
god's way |
deuce,pants |
| 62 |
11/3/1998 |
goddamn hiccups |
|
| 4195 |
5/11/2010 |
godspeed |
spigot,deuce |
| 2548 |
10/21/2005 |
going down down down |
pants |
| 5793 |
12/9/2014 |
going down with the ship |
spigot |
| 1213 |
1/26/2002 |
going next door |
spigot |
| 4717 |
11/18/2011 |
going on this |
spigot |
| 2062 |
5/26/2004 |
going out of my head over you |
spigot |
| 3884 |
6/21/2009 |
going to burst |
spigot,pants |
| 5329 |
8/18/2013 |
going with primary hypothesis |
deuce,pants |
| 1395 |
7/26/2002 |
golden age sandman |
pants |
| 5798 |
12/14/2014 |
gone again |
spigot |
| 1786 |
8/21/2003 |
gone drinking |
pants |
| 2136 |
8/8/2004 |
gone fishing |
pants,atant,rands |
| 3998 |
10/17/2009 |
gone fishing |
pants |
| 3300 |
11/15/2007 |
good advice |
rands,spigot |
| 1080 |
9/15/2001 |
good and gay |
pants |
| 4107 |
2/8/2010 |
good attitude seeds |
spigot |
| 6759 |
9/10/2017 |
good day to you |
deuce |
| 4174 |
4/20/2010 |
good god |
pants |
| 1539 |
12/16/2002 |
good gravy |
pants,deuce |
| 6287 |
5/1/2016 |
good morning to all the dicks |
pants |
| 3371 |
1/25/2008 |
good sir i applaud your support |
pants,deuce |
| 640 |
6/26/2000 |
good thing we're not smoking the train wreck |
pants |
| 6566 |
2/20/2017 |
good things are happening |
deuce,pants |
| 3092 |
4/21/2007 |
good to be home |
spigot,pants |
| 1177 |
12/21/2001 |
goodbye poke |
deuce,pants |
| 2388 |
5/13/2005 |
goodbye to everyone forever |
spigot |
| 4466 |
2/12/2011 |
goodnight fat balls |
spigot |
| 3720 |
1/8/2009 |
goodnight mouth |
pants |
| 6345 |
6/28/2016 |
google search |
deuce,pants |
| 969 |
5/22/2001 |
google vs the smog monster |
bung |
| 5733 |
10/10/2014 |
goooo onnnnn |
spigot |
| 5281 |
7/1/2013 |
gooseneck lamp |
pants |
| 5474 |
1/23/2014 |
got it |
pants,ozone,deuce |
| 5837 |
1/22/2015 |
got rails?????? |
spigot,dick,pants |
| 1906 |
12/22/2003 |
grab a ladle and help yourself |
net,deuce |
| 6483 |
11/19/2016 |
grabapples and cowlicks |
pants |
| 3032 |
2/20/2007 |
grabbing and groping |
spigot |
| 3961 |
9/8/2009 |
grand slam |
pants |
| 5328 |
8/17/2013 |
grand total |
spigot |
| 4085 |
1/17/2010 |
grandma |
pants,deuce |
| 2182 |
10/19/2004 |
grapefruit |
pants,deuce,rands |
| 3870 |
6/7/2009 |
grass hopper |
pants,spigot |
| 5462 |
1/11/2014 |
gratuitous use |
bung,deuce |
| 243 |
6/5/1999 |
gratutious claire |
pants,deuce |
| 6534 |
1/13/2017 |
graveyard shit protocol |
deuce,spigot |
| 3181 |
7/19/2007 |
gravy all the time |
deuce,pants |
| 3344 |
12/29/2007 |
gray code |
dick,deuce |
| 4038 |
11/29/2009 |
greasy asshole |
deuce,ozone |
| 1987 |
3/11/2004 |
great american hero |
pants,deuce |
| 269 |
6/30/1999 |
great minds |
pants,spigot |
| 2152 |
9/20/2004 |
great news everybody |
spigot |
| 6623 |
4/21/2017 |
great red spot |
deuce |
| 710 |
9/2/2000 |
great white north |
rands,pants |
| 2848 |
8/15/2006 |
greatest roundup of wares in the west |
deuce,spigot |
| 1108 |
10/13/2001 |
green dicks |
deuce |
| 2933 |
11/11/2006 |
greenscreen |
pants,rands |
| 1686 |
5/13/2003 |
grenade |
pants,atandt |
| 1166 |
12/10/2001 |
grocery shopping |
deuce |
| 526 |
3/5/2000 |
grok |
spigot,deuce |
| 614 |
5/31/2000 |
gross |
pants |
| 3187 |
7/25/2007 |
gross |
deuce,pants |
| 6535 |
1/14/2017 |
gross and mostly unbeatoffable |
deuce,pants |
| 4628 |
8/13/2011 |
gross gay planets |
deuce,pants |
| 1899 |
12/15/2003 |
ground into power |
deuce,net |
| 4555 |
5/24/2011 |
group grope |
deuce,spigot |
| 4006 |
10/25/2009 |
grow up big and strong |
pants,deuce |
| 6043 |
8/16/2015 |
growing blurry |
deuce,pants |
| 366 |
10/3/1999 |
grrlz |
harriet |
| 4997 |
9/8/2012 |
grrrr foamy |
deuce,pants |
| 6801 |
0/0/0 |
guerrilla warfare |
deuce,pants |
| 3065 |
3/25/2007 |
guess motherfuckin' who |
deuce,pants |
| 1790 |
8/28/2003 |
guess what |
woman |
| 4424 |
12/31/2010 |
guess what happens |
spigot |
| 5178 |
3/20/2013 |
guess what today is folks |
deuce |
| 6761 |
9/16/2017 |
guess who is back |
pants,spigot,hanford |
| 1325 |
5/18/2002 |
guest book |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 6164 |
12/17/2015 |
guilty |
pants,deuce |
| 977 |
5/30/2001 |
guilty by reason of insanity |
pants |
| 3559 |
7/31/2008 |
guinea pig festival |
pants,deuce |
| 139 |
3/2/1999 |
gulf war syndrome |
spigot,deuce |
| 4696 |
10/28/2011 |
gulping down fat sacks |
pants,deuce |
| 6264 |
4/7/2016 |
gummi bears |
spigot,deuce |
| 6486 |
11/22/2016 |
gun bunnies |
pants |
| 2811 |
7/11/2006 |
habitat |
hanford |
| 3464 |
4/27/2008 |
had it up to here |
spigot |
| 3060 |
3/20/2007 |
hadron |
deuce,pants |
| 5078 |
12/9/2012 |
haghlshg |
deuce |
| 2219 |
11/25/2004 |
haha fooled you |
deuce,spigot |
| 5240 |
5/21/2013 |
hail to the chief |
spigot |
| 6804 |
0/0/0 |
hail to the chief |
spigot |
| 5080 |
12/11/2012 |
hairpiece |
deuce,pants |
| 834 |
1/6/2001 |
half duplex |
pants,deuce |
| 3744 |
2/1/2009 |
half mast |
pants,deuce |
| 9 |
8/26/1998 |
half off |
spigot,pants |
| 1722 |
6/18/2003 |
half right |
pants,rands |
| 910 |
3/23/2001 |
hall of fame |
spigot,atandt |
| 102 |
1/11/1999 |
hallelujah |
deuce, dick |
| 311 |
8/10/1999 |
hallmark |
pants,deuce |
| 1854 |
10/31/2003 |
halloween cookies |
spigot |
| 2194 |
10/31/2004 |
halloween party in the gay toilet |
spigot |
| 3651 |
10/31/2008 |
halloween special |
spigot,deuce |
| 6027 |
7/31/2015 |
ham radio |
spigot |
| 1479 |
10/17/2002 |
ham(s) |
spigot |
| 29 |
9/21/1998 |
ham-merred |
|
| 5195 |
4/6/2013 |
hamburger alert |
deuce |
| 5741 |
10/18/2014 |
hammy revisited |
pants |
| 5212 |
4/23/2013 |
han solo blaster |
pants |
| 3891 |
6/28/2009 |
hand down |
pants,deuce |
| 4558 |
5/27/2011 |
hand on knee |
pants |
| 4865 |
4/20/2012 |
handjobs |
pants,deuce |
| 2025 |
4/19/2004 |
handjobs for the homeless |
rands,pants |
| 762 |
10/24/2000 |
hands up |
spigot,pants,rands |
| 3942 |
8/18/2009 |
hands up |
spigot |
| 4061 |
12/22/2009 |
hands up |
deuce |
| 4355 |
10/20/2010 |
handy decoder ring |
pants,deuce |
| 2133 |
8/5/2004 |
hang me up to dry |
spigot |
| 3261 |
10/7/2007 |
hanging out with spigot |
pants,deuce |
| 496 |
2/4/2000 |
hangman for fags |
deuce,pants |
| 1364 |
6/26/2002 |
hanna barbera |
spigot |
| 38 |
10/1/1998 |
hanson |
|
| 284 |
7/15/1999 |
happen to me |
pants,deuce |
| 2237 |
12/13/2004 |
happening again so soon and yet still i |
pants |
| 518 |
2/26/2000 |
happiness is a warm colon |
deuce,spigot |
| 1989 |
3/13/2004 |
happy accident |
deuce,pants |
| 120 |
2/10/1999 |
happy birthday rands |
pants,deuce |
| 829 |
1/1/2001 |
happy new year fuckheads |
pants |
| 1188 |
1/1/2002 |
happy new year fuckheads (part ii) |
spigot |
| 2582 |
11/24/2005 |
happy thanksgiving |
|
| 6305 |
5/19/2016 |
happy thursday |
deuce |
| 5110 |
1/10/2013 |
happy to be here |
spigot,atandt |
| 3094 |
4/23/2007 |
hard and fast |
pants,deuce |
| 3071 |
3/31/2007 |
hard hat |
dick,pants,deuce |
| 5056 |
11/14/2012 |
hard-core pornography |
deuce,spigot |
| 1777 |
8/12/2003 |
hardly a miracle |
pants,deuce |
| 5919 |
4/14/2015 |
hardon preferable |
pants,deuce |
| 4716 |
11/17/2011 |
harriet the fat spy |
spigot |
| 2859 |
8/26/2006 |
haunted |
spigot |
| 4327 |
9/22/2010 |
have a peek |
bung,deuce |
| 4935 |
7/8/2012 |
have to go |
spigot,pants |
| 4996 |
9/7/2012 |
haven't heard a peep |
pants |
| 2252 |
12/28/2004 |
having a great time |
spigot |
| 2171 |
10/9/2004 |
having a hard time |
spigot |
| 5626 |
6/25/2014 |
hazelnut torte |
spigot |
| 50 |
10/17/1998 |
hd-tv |
|
| 1871 |
11/17/2003 |
hdc: your fat face is too close back it off |
pants |
| 4447 |
1/23/2011 |
he can learn |
pants |
| 4425 |
1/1/2011 |
he commands you |
pants |
| 4726 |
11/27/2011 |
he defaults to beating off |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 4232 |
6/19/2010 |
he doesn't have to answer that |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 3091 |
4/20/2007 |
he doesn't know how to wangs |
spigot,deuce |
| 3249 |
9/25/2007 |
he eats it raw |
pants |
| 959 |
5/12/2001 |
he eats shit |
deuce |
| 2570 |
11/12/2005 |
he eats things he finds |
pants |
| 194 |
4/19/1999 |
he fixes radios by thinking |
spigot |
| 4753 |
12/27/2011 |
he has a question |
deuce,spigot |
| 4671 |
9/29/2011 |
he has something to say |
deuce |
| 6379 |
8/2/2016 |
he is a pro |
deuce,pants |
| 2380 |
5/5/2005 |
he leaks when he shuffles, folks |
deuce,atandt |
| 3574 |
8/15/2008 |
he likes it |
pants,deuce |
| 6120 |
11/1/2015 |
he loved to rhyme |
spigot |
| 4060 |
12/21/2009 |
he may |
pants,deuce |
| 2562 |
11/4/2005 |
he means it (part 1 of 2) |
rands,jerkcity |
| 2563 |
11/5/2005 |
he means it (part 2 of 2) |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 3967 |
9/14/2009 |
he sleeps like that |
net,pants |
| 5378 |
10/12/2013 |
he sleeps like that |
rands,pants |
| 1649 |
4/6/2003 |
he starts from the end and works backwards |
pants |
| 3872 |
6/9/2009 |
he sure does |
pants,deuce |
| 4048 |
12/9/2009 |
he votes dicks |
pants |
| 3910 |
7/17/2009 |
he wants a water sample |
pants,deuce |
| 5048 |
11/6/2012 |
he would like that |
pants,deuce |
| 4059 |
12/20/2009 |
he would like to fight wetness |
pants |
| 4757 |
12/31/2011 |
he's a toilet |
deuce,pants |
| 6484 |
11/20/2016 |
he's been through so much |
pants |
| 5619 |
6/18/2014 |
he's eating othello pieces |
spigot,pants |
| 6131 |
11/12/2015 |
head start |
spigot |
| 6603 |
4/1/2017 |
headcrabs |
deuce,pants |
| 1095 |
9/30/2001 |
headline news looks like mtv |
rands |
| 1361 |
6/23/2002 |
headward bound |
net,deuce |
| 4389 |
11/24/2010 |
health, safety and longevity |
pants |
| 44 |
10/8/1998 |
heart attack |
|
| 4108 |
2/9/2010 |
heart attack |
spigot,pants |
| 1606 |
2/22/2003 |
heart burn |
deuce |
| 1129 |
11/3/2001 |
heart land |
pants,deuce |
| 2134 |
8/6/2004 |
heaven, almost, but then denied |
deuce,pants |
| 996 |
6/19/2001 |
heavy petting |
deuce,pants |
| 2580 |
11/22/2005 |
heavy petting zoo |
spigot,pants |
| 1619 |
3/7/2003 |
heed my warning |
pants,deuce |
| 4318 |
9/13/2010 |
heil him like hitler |
pants |
| 3617 |
9/27/2008 |
held underwater |
pants,deuce |
| 164 |
3/22/1999 |
helen reddy |
dick |
| 4324 |
9/19/2010 |
hell yes |
pants |
| 823 |
12/26/2000 |
hello ?? |
rands |
| 2170 |
10/8/2004 |
hello dad |
deuce,effigy |
| 3141 |
6/9/2007 |
hello okay you know what to do |
pants |
| 2809 |
7/9/2006 |
hello online friends |
spigot |
| 6569 |
2/23/2017 |
helmet, pipe, umbrella, unicycle, overalls |
deuce,pants |
| 67 |
11/16/1998 |
help |
spigot |
| 2564 |
11/6/2005 |
help is on the way |
spigot,deuce |
| 3862 |
5/30/2009 |
help me |
spigot,pants |
| 1368 |
6/29/2002 |
help me everyone |
bung,atandt,spigot |
| 1799 |
9/6/2003 |
help me god |
deuce |
| 3045 |
3/5/2007 |
helpful hints |
spigot |
| 5541 |
3/31/2014 |
helping humans |
spigot |
| 978 |
5/31/2001 |
helping mayor mccheese |
spigot |
| 2486 |
8/19/2005 |
helping myself to more sausage |
spigot |
| 6692 |
7/4/2017 |
hen |
deuce,pants |
| 6258 |
4/1/2016 |
hence the semicolons |
net,deuce |
| 6461 |
10/26/2016 |
her special day |
spigot |
| 1109 |
10/14/2001 |
here and |
pants |
| 1639 |
3/27/2003 |
here and a broad |
pants,spigot |
| 3993 |
10/10/2009 |
here are some fucking pills |
deuce,spigot |
| 1326 |
5/19/2002 |
here comes the birthday boy |
spigot,deuce |
| 6170 |
12/23/2015 |
here comes the bride |
pants,hanford |
| 4329 |
9/24/2010 |
here comes the cockbot |
spigot |
| 260 |
6/22/1999 |
here comes the hotstepper |
pants,deuce |
| 2060 |
5/24/2004 |
here comes the motherfucking cockbot again |
deuce,spigot |
| 5290 |
7/10/2013 |
here for the duration |
deuce,spigot |
| 5066 |
11/24/2012 |
here for you |
pants,deuce |
| 4377 |
11/11/2010 |
here he comes |
pants,deuce |
| 6444 |
10/9/2016 |
here he is |
deuce,pants |
| 3753 |
2/10/2009 |
here i am |
deuce,spigot |
| 4408 |
12/15/2010 |
here i am |
pants,deuce |
| 454 |
12/27/1999 |
here it comes |
deuce,spigot |
| 6553 |
2/7/2017 |
here it comes again |
spigot |
| 2514 |
9/16/2005 |
here lies vera rest in peace |
pants |
| 6089 |
10/1/2015 |
here to stay |
spigot |
| 4259 |
7/16/2010 |
here we go |
pants |
| 5054 |
11/12/2012 |
here ya go |
deuce |
| 3906 |
7/13/2009 |
here's a hint for all you ladies |
spigot |
| 230 |
5/23/1999 |
here's ten dollars |
spigot,deuce |
| 5225 |
5/6/2013 |
here's the trick |
spigot |
| 4772 |
1/15/2012 |
here's to hoping |
deuce,pants |
| 5710 |
9/17/2014 |
here's what i want you to do |
pants |
| 346 |
9/13/1999 |
hereby ejected |
deuce,pants |
| 2436 |
6/30/2005 |
heretofore unreleased jerkcity podcast |
hanford,pants |
| 1997 |
3/22/2004 |
hex on you |
pants |
| 1039 |
8/5/2001 |
hey everyone |
net,deuce |
| 6674 |
6/11/2017 |
hey everyone look over here |
spigot |
| 5408 |
11/11/2013 |
hey gals |
spigot,deuce |
| 3314 |
11/29/2007 |
hey is funky |
pants |
| 218 |
5/11/1999 |
hey jude |
spigot,pants |
| 3226 |
9/2/2007 |
hey look at him |
deuce |
| 3447 |
4/10/2008 |
hey look here |
deuce |
| 6568 |
2/22/2017 |
hey no reason just curious |
deuce,pants |
| 2760 |
5/21/2006 |
hey queernuts |
spigot,deuce |
| 2660 |
2/9/2006 |
hey stop making fun of me |
deuce,spigot |
| 1110 |
10/15/2001 |
hey theo |
rands |
| 2578 |
11/20/2005 |
hey uh |
pants,rands |
| 2579 |
11/21/2005 |
hey uh (director's cut) |
pants,rands |
| 4320 |
9/15/2010 |
hey what are you |
pants |
| 4694 |
10/26/2011 |
hey what does this remind you of |
spigot |
| 6111 |
10/23/2015 |
hey what happens when you |
deuce |
| 6407 |
8/30/2016 |
hglahgu lahlag ghaulg halghag lahgl ahglag |
deuce,pants |
| 5126 |
1/26/2013 |
hhhhhh HHHHHH |
rands,deuce |
| 5761 |
11/7/2014 |
hhrc |
pants,deuce |
| 4916 |
6/15/2012 |
hi and hi |
deuce,bung |
| 2931 |
11/9/2006 |
hi cocks protocol |
deuce,pants |
| 152 |
3/12/1999 |
hi dave |
pants,deuce,ozone,spigot |
| 6077 |
9/19/2015 |
hi from spigot |
spigot |
| 331 |
8/29/1999 |
hi guys (featuring adolf hitler) |
deuce,rands,pants,hitler |
| 4836 |
3/22/2012 |
hi rands |
pants,rands |
| 3995 |
10/12/2009 |
hickory dickory dock |
spigot |
| 2567 |
11/9/2005 |
hide it quick |
spigot |
| 5271 |
6/21/2013 |
hiding from the nazis |
pants,spigot |
| 4220 |
6/7/2010 |
hiding in a cramped hole |
pants,deuce |
| 1911 |
12/27/2003 |
high alert |
deuce,pants |
| 2466 |
7/30/2005 |
high five |
pants,deuce |
| 4043 |
12/4/2009 |
high fructose corn syrup |
pants |
| 3795 |
3/24/2009 |
high score (pants has it) |
pants |
| 1450 |
9/18/2002 |
high shelf |
spigot,deuce |
| 4467 |
2/13/2011 |
high speed |
pants,deuce |
| 4652 |
9/6/2011 |
higher education |
spigot |
| 482 |
1/21/2000 |
hilfiger lander |
spigot,deuce |
| 4127 |
3/1/2010 |
hillbilly music |
atandt,deuce |
| 2985 |
1/4/2007 |
his brain is swimming |
deuce,rands |
| 4046 |
12/7/2009 |
his face |
pants,deuce |
| 4164 |
4/8/2010 |
his happy open mouth |
spigot |
| 2973 |
12/23/2006 |
his hot tip |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 2491 |
8/24/2005 |
his innermost secret thoughts |
deuce |
| 3833 |
5/1/2009 |
his nasty side |
pants |
| 6155 |
12/8/2015 |
his tyrannical rule |
pants,deuce |
| 3563 |
8/4/2008 |
his words not mine |
spigot |
| 2840 |
8/7/2006 |
history of the known universe |
pants |
| 5494 |
2/12/2014 |
hitler was right |
pants,deuce |
| 4181 |
4/27/2010 |
hmmm mmmmm not expecting anything |
spigot |
| 2947 |
11/26/2006 |
hoax |
deuce,spigot |
| 5219 |
4/30/2013 |
hobbit dick |
pants |
| 3836 |
5/4/2009 |
hold my hand |
spigot |
| 3551 |
7/23/2008 |
hold still |
pants,deuce |
| 4099 |
1/31/2010 |
hold still |
deuce |
| 5698 |
9/5/2014 |
hold still |
spigot,deuce |
| 6313 |
5/27/2016 |
hold still |
deuce,pants |
| 5812 |
12/28/2014 |
hold the football |
pants,deuce |
| 6589 |
3/18/2017 |
holding down the horn |
spigot |
| 497 |
2/5/2000 |
hole city |
deuce |
| 896 |
3/9/2001 |
hollow man |
spigot |
| 877 |
2/18/2001 |
hollywood screenplay |
spigot |
| 4460 |
2/6/2011 |
holy christ |
spigot,deuce |
| 1885 |
12/1/2003 |
holy crap |
spigot |
| 1511 |
11/18/2002 |
holy gay ghosts |
spigot |
| 3525 |
6/27/2008 |
holy god |
pants |
| 3721 |
1/9/2009 |
holy god |
pants,deuce |
| 6246 |
3/20/2016 |
holy god |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 351 |
9/18/1999 |
holy god (part 1 of 3) |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 352 |
9/19/1999 |
holy god (part 2 of 3) |
pants,spigot |
| 353 |
9/20/1999 |
holy god (part 3 of 3) |
spigot,pants |
| 1057 |
8/23/2001 |
holy god lord in heaven it is happening again |
deuce |
| 3762 |
2/19/2009 |
holy good christ above |
deuce,spigot |
| 1217 |
1/30/2002 |
holy jeez |
spigot |
| 1285 |
4/8/2002 |
holy jesus |
deuce |
| 459 |
12/30/1999 |
holy mary mother of god |
pants,deuce |
| 797 |
11/28/2000 |
holy mary mother of god |
pants,deuce |
| 3674 |
11/23/2008 |
holy nuts |
spigot,pants,deuce,rands |
| 4254 |
7/11/2010 |
holy shit |
deuce |
| 5726 |
10/3/2014 |
holy shit |
spigot |
| 1378 |
7/9/2002 |
holy shit lists |
rands,bung,atandt,pants,spigot,deuce |
| 3096 |
4/25/2007 |
holy yes |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 2465 |
7/29/2005 |
home at last |
spigot |
| 4415 |
12/22/2010 |
home on the range |
pants |
| 4416 |
12/23/2010 |
home on the range |
pants |
| 1700 |
5/27/2003 |
home phone |
deuce,spigot |
| 6299 |
5/13/2016 |
homecoming |
spigot |
| 6321 |
6/4/2016 |
homeless people, day workers |
deuce,pants |
| 4226 |
6/13/2010 |
homework zombie epilogue |
pants |
| 4224 |
6/11/2010 |
homework zombie part 1 of 2 |
pants,deuce |
| 4225 |
6/12/2010 |
homework zombie part 2 of 2 |
deuce,pants |
| 1607 |
2/23/2003 |
homph homph dicks |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 1616 |
3/4/2003 |
hompth hompth next |
deuce,rands,spigot |
| 621 |
6/7/2000 |
honest abe |
spigot,deuce |
| 1612 |
2/28/2003 |
honey moon |
spigot |
| 5464 |
1/13/2014 |
honk bonk donk |
spigot,pants |
| 3295 |
11/10/2007 |
honk fat |
deuce,spigot |
| 2991 |
1/10/2007 |
honk he sez |
pants |
| 2290 |
2/4/2005 |
honk if you jerk for jesus |
pants |
| 1315 |
5/8/2002 |
hoo huh 10,000 maniacs |
spigot |
| 5249 |
5/30/2013 |
hookers and blow |
spigot,pants |
| 1196 |
1/9/2002 |
hooky |
deuce,spigot |
| 5559 |
4/18/2014 |
hope |
spigot |
| 1952 |
2/5/2004 |
hope floats |
atandt,deuce |
| 2197 |
11/3/2004 |
hope sure does float |
pants,spigot |
| 5162 |
3/3/2013 |
hopefully you get the point |
deuce,pants |
| 5108 |
1/8/2013 |
hoping and groping |
spigot,pants |
| 4890 |
5/19/2012 |
hoping it will go away |
deuce |
| 5404 |
11/7/2013 |
horrible gay rabbits |
pants,spigot |
| 5295 |
7/15/2013 |
horse alone on a board |
spigot |
| 3202 |
8/9/2007 |
hort-term memory loss |
pants,deuce |
| 498 |
2/6/2000 |
hostage! |
spigot,pants |
| 4989 |
8/31/2012 |
hot and bothered |
deuce,net |
| 4550 |
5/18/2011 |
hot buttered deuce |
deuce |
| 92 |
12/22/1998 |
hot dogs |
deuce, rands, spigot |
| 3197 |
8/4/2007 |
hot dogs |
pants |
| 6233 |
3/7/2016 |
hot in here |
spigot |
| 5589 |
5/19/2014 |
hot j/o |
deuce,spigot |
| 2877 |
9/13/2006 |
hot lesbo action |
spigot,pants |
| 320 |
8/19/1999 |
hot pockets |
deuce,net |
| 1201 |
1/14/2002 |
hot pricks |
spigot |
| 4292 |
8/18/2010 |
hotel dumbshit |
deuce,spigot |
| 405 |
11/9/1999 |
hotmail |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 2915 |
10/22/2006 |
hotnuts |
spigot,rands |
| 2941 |
11/20/2006 |
hours ago |
spigot,deuce |
| 3667 |
11/16/2008 |
house of mirrors |
deuce,rands |
| 5790 |
12/6/2014 |
house rules |
pants |
| 169 |
3/27/1999 |
houston |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 516 |
2/24/2000 |
how about a blowjob |
spigot |
| 2509 |
9/11/2005 |
how about instead |
pants |
| 5808 |
12/24/2014 |
how are you fixed for pricks |
pants |
| 1096 |
10/1/2001 |
how are you i am fine |
spigot |
| 5754 |
10/31/2014 |
how are you voting |
pants,spigot |
| 4898 |
5/28/2012 |
how can i navigate the net |
pants,spigot |
| 4430 |
1/6/2011 |
how can i resist |
deuce |
| 2966 |
12/16/2006 |
how can i tell if you're real or not |
pants,atandt,bung |
| 2439 |
7/3/2005 |
how cheap |
bung,deuce |
| 5577 |
5/6/2014 |
how come |
deuce |
| 2928 |
11/5/2006 |
how dare you |
spigot,pants |
| 1399 |
7/30/2002 |
how did it know |
deuce,pants |
| 4917 |
6/16/2012 |
how did you know |
pants,deuce |
| 3220 |
8/27/2007 |
how do i know |
pants,spigot |
| 5956 |
5/21/2015 |
how do you get on the internet |
spigot |
| 4474 |
2/23/2011 |
how fat and queer i am |
spigot |
| 1644 |
4/1/2003 |
how gauche |
pants |
| 2634 |
1/14/2006 |
how gay is he |
deuce |
| 6018 |
7/22/2015 |
how gay is he |
deuce |
| 4682 |
10/13/2011 |
how i hurt my back |
spigot,pants |
| 627 |
6/13/2000 |
how i spent mother's day |
pants |
| 2975 |
12/25/2006 |
how jerkcity saved christmas |
deuce,pants |
| 5315 |
8/4/2013 |
how long |
spigot,deuce |
| 6394 |
8/17/2016 |
how long has this been going on |
pants |
| 3244 |
9/20/2007 |
how many |
deuce |
| 3262 |
10/8/2007 |
how many dicks can he fit in his mouth |
spigot,deuce |
| 1493 |
10/31/2002 |
how many microsoft employees |
spigot |
| 5151 |
2/20/2013 |
how much of the pub cheese |
net |
| 4315 |
9/10/2010 |
how sorry i am |
pants,deuce |
| 2781 |
6/11/2006 |
how stacks work |
spigot,hanford |
| 4815 |
3/1/2012 |
how the giraffe was made |
pants |
| 3024 |
2/12/2007 |
how to get into heaven without trying hard |
atandt,deuce |
| 2888 |
9/24/2006 |
how to get to jerkcity |
rands,pants |
| 463 |
1/2/2000 |
how to get to my house |
spigot |
| 5310 |
7/30/2013 |
how to keep insects still for macro photography part 1 |
deuce |
| 5311 |
7/31/2013 |
how to keep insects still for macro photography part 2 |
pants,deuce |
| 6173 |
12/26/2015 |
how to operate your f.r.o.g. |
spigot |
| 5965 |
5/30/2015 |
how to pee on mops and get away with it |
pants,deuce |
| 207 |
5/1/1999 |
how to win at videogames |
spigot |
| 3473 |
5/6/2008 |
how we roll |
spigot |
| 6186 |
1/8/2016 |
how we'll go about it |
atandt |
| 2803 |
7/3/2006 |
howto jerkcity |
rands |
| 1323 |
5/16/2002 |
huff |
spigot,deuce |
| 6648 |
5/16/2017 |
huff, punch |
deuce,pants |
| 4640 |
8/25/2011 |
hug nasa |
pants |
| 4854 |
4/9/2012 |
huge amounts of spam |
deuce,spigot |
| 460 |
12/31/1999 |
huge gay dicks |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 6770 |
9/25/2017 |
huge holes in the walls |
deuce,pants |
| 1451 |
9/19/2002 |
huge jew |
spigot,deuce |
| 3533 |
7/5/2008 |
huggin' the bowl |
spigot,pants |
| 3364 |
1/18/2008 |
huh ow ow ow |
spigot,deuce |
| 3787 |
3/16/2009 |
huhhhhhhhhhhhh |
pants |
| 985 |
6/8/2001 |
humping |
deuce |
| 2589 |
11/30/2005 |
hung in a bad place |
deuce,dick,pants |
| 2807 |
7/7/2006 |
hungry for food |
bung,atandt |
| 6021 |
7/25/2015 |
hunker down |
spigot,deuce |
| 1136 |
11/10/2001 |
hunt the wumpus |
deuce,pants |
| 4166 |
4/10/2010 |
hurble burble |
pants,deuce |
| 3303 |
11/18/2007 |
hurf |
spigot |
| 1137 |
11/11/2001 |
hurf blurf duh |
spigot |
| 3741 |
1/29/2009 |
hurmph urmph |
spigot |
| 1642 |
3/30/2003 |
hurray |
spigot,deuce |
| 4792 |
2/4/2012 |
hurrr furble dongs |
spigot,pants |
| 2714 |
4/4/2006 |
hurrrrrrrrr |
deuce,spigot |
| 5113 |
1/13/2013 |
hurtful words |
spigot,deuce |
| 5386 |
10/20/2013 |
hustler and sears roebuck |
spigot,deuce |
| 2682 |
3/3/2006 |
hyper space |
pants,deuce |
| 2673 |
2/22/2006 |
i already blow bone for free |
dick,deuce |
| 6175 |
12/28/2015 |
i am a computer voice on a computer machine |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 2381 |
5/6/2005 |
i am an ultimately pointless exercise |
deuce,spigot |
| 5388 |
10/22/2013 |
i am concerned |
spigot |
| 211 |
5/5/1999 |
i am dying |
spigot |
| 4007 |
10/26/2009 |
i am going to fuck your face |
deuce |
| 5470 |
1/19/2014 |
i am not of your earth |
pants |
| 4693 |
10/25/2011 |
i am the 99% |
spigot |
| 999 |
6/22/2001 |
i am the snow ninja |
rands,spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3603 |
9/13/2008 |
i am your clock radio |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3184 |
7/22/2007 |
i beg to differ |
deuce,spigot |
| 1133 |
11/7/2001 |
i believe |
spigot |
| 4552 |
5/20/2011 |
i bite |
pants |
| 946 |
4/29/2001 |
i broke jerkcity |
rands,pants |
| 2398 |
5/23/2005 |
i call it happy hour |
deuce,pants |
| 3358 |
1/12/2008 |
i can feel it |
deuce,spigot |
| 3526 |
6/28/2008 |
i can fill that void |
deuce,pants |
| 2408 |
6/2/2005 |
i can hear beautiful music |
pants |
| 4723 |
11/24/2011 |
i can imagine |
deuce |
| 1009 |
7/2/2001 |
i can only be so gay |
spigot |
| 2600 |
12/11/2005 |
i can see what you say but i am really high |
pants,atandt |
| 5604 |
6/3/2014 |
i can totally tell |
dick,pants |
| 6154 |
12/7/2015 |
i can't fall in love with everyone i meet |
spigot,deuce |
| 5422 |
11/30/2013 |
i can't hear you |
deuce,spigot |
| 4288 |
8/14/2010 |
i cannot help |
pants,deuce,atandt |
| 5478 |
1/27/2014 |
i care 4 u |
pants,deuce |
| 5833 |
1/18/2015 |
i choke it down nightly |
pants |
| 4286 |
8/12/2010 |
i concede defeat |
pants,deuce |
| 4334 |
9/29/2010 |
i deserve better |
deuce,spigot |
| 4507 |
4/4/2011 |
i didn't say touch it |
pants,deuce |
| 4778 |
1/21/2012 |
i do not follow |
net,pants |
| 5199 |
4/10/2013 |
i do not know what that word means |
deuce |
| 5303 |
7/23/2013 |
i don't follow |
deuce,spigot |
| 1171 |
12/15/2001 |
i don't get it |
pants,atandt |
| 5128 |
1/28/2013 |
i don't get it |
spigot,deuce |
| 3776 |
3/5/2009 |
i don't get you |
spigot,deuce |
| 4988 |
8/30/2012 |
i don't have to take this |
deuce |
| 6288 |
5/2/2016 |
i don't know who any of those people are |
pants |
| 5684 |
8/22/2014 |
i don't mind |
spigot |
| 450 |
12/23/1999 |
i don't see a ring on this finger |
pants,spigot |
| 6086 |
9/28/2015 |
i don't see the pattern |
pants,deuce |
| 3466 |
4/29/2008 |
i don't seem to |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 6521 |
12/31/2016 |
i don't speak klingon |
deuce,pants |
| 6496 |
12/2/2016 |
i don't think i like you much |
deuce,spigot |
| 5990 |
6/24/2015 |
i don't want to go off on a rant here |
deuce,spigot |
| 6113 |
10/25/2015 |
i don't want to scare anyone |
spigot |
| 3497 |
5/30/2008 |
i find that hard |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 6115 |
10/27/2015 |
i get a dollar |
spigot,deuce |
| 3733 |
1/21/2009 |
i got piss on me |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 3063 |
3/23/2007 |
i got what you need, baby |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
| 5336 |
8/25/2013 |
i guess there's such a thing |
spigot |
| 5915 |
4/10/2015 |
i hate to break it to you |
deuce |
| 3707 |
12/26/2008 |
i have a little shadow |
deuce |
| 2416 |
6/10/2005 |
i have a message from another time |
pants |
| 1206 |
1/19/2002 |
i have a question |
pants |
| 2976 |
12/26/2006 |
i have aids and i vote |
spigot,pants |
| 4104 |
2/5/2010 |
i have died |
spigot |
| 5442 |
12/22/2013 |
i have no liquids handy |
pants,deuce |
| 479 |
1/18/2000 |
i have no penis |
deuce,pants |
| 6399 |
8/22/2016 |
i have no shame |
deuce,pants |
| 5499 |
2/17/2014 |
i have to go now |
pants,spigot |
| 2379 |
5/4/2005 |
i hit my head |
spigot |
| 4817 |
3/3/2012 |
i honk like a goose |
spigot |
| 1484 |
10/22/2002 |
i hope nobody |
spigot,atandt |
| 6208 |
2/7/2016 |
i hope you don't mind |
spigot |
| 1111 |
10/16/2001 |
i just ate |
deuce,atandt |
| 5796 |
12/12/2014 |
i just thought |
deuce,spigot |
| 2261 |
1/6/2005 |
i just want some action |
pants |
| 6328 |
6/11/2016 |
i know a guy who knows a guy |
deuce,dick |
| 4821 |
3/7/2012 |
i know what that is |
spigot |
| 4146 |
3/20/2010 |
i like to roll my own cigarettes |
spigot,pants |
| 3619 |
9/29/2008 |
i like you |
pants,deuce |
| 3832 |
4/30/2009 |
i like you |
spigot,deuce |
| 3204 |
8/11/2007 |
i like your balls |
pants,deuce |
| 1792 |
8/30/2003 |
i love you scott summers |
deuce,atandt |
| 48 |
10/15/1998 |
i mixed |
|
| 2481 |
8/14/2005 |
i need a ride back to jerkcity |
spigot |
| 3945 |
8/21/2009 |
i never get tired |
pants |
| 5137 |
2/6/2013 |
i never heard such nerve before |
spigot |
| 2463 |
7/27/2005 |
i only meant to stay a while |
spigot |
| 2084 |
6/17/2004 |
i ordered a burger not dick hurble duh and fries |
spigot |
| 2233 |
12/9/2004 |
i paid for that boner |
spigot,deuce |
| 2543 |
10/16/2005 |
i put the ape into rape |
pants |
| 2599 |
12/10/2005 |
i respect you |
spigot,deuce |
| 3718 |
1/6/2009 |
i said would you |
deuce,pants |
| 5121 |
1/21/2013 |
i saw a ghost |
pants,spigot |
| 3236 |
9/12/2007 |
i see you |
pants,spigot |
| 4165 |
4/9/2010 |
i see you |
deuce,spigot |
| 4379 |
11/13/2010 |
i see you |
pants |
| 2494 |
8/27/2005 |
i see you sucking |
deuce,spigot |
| 3395 |
2/18/2008 |
i see you sucking |
pants,spigot |
| 1696 |
5/23/2003 |
i seen him in action |
pants,deuce |
| 5489 |
2/7/2014 |
i shall sir |
spigot,deuce |
| 2072 |
6/5/2004 |
i should |
spigot |
| 155 |
3/13/1999 |
i should have root |
pants |
| 1248 |
3/2/2002 |
i still see dicks |
spigot |
| 2430 |
6/24/2005 |
i swear to god |
pants |
| 4755 |
12/29/2011 |
i think i need a kernel patch |
net |
| 5064 |
11/22/2012 |
i think this is rigged |
spigot,deuce |
| 2607 |
12/18/2005 |
i think we all are (full of cocks remix) |
spigot,deuce |
| 6048 |
8/21/2015 |
i think we're alone now |
pants,deuce |
| 5246 |
5/27/2013 |
i tried to warn him |
spigot,pants |
| 18 |
9/8/1998 |
i want mcdonald's |
|
| 6406 |
8/29/2016 |
i want to sex |
deuce,pants |
| 5760 |
11/6/2014 |
i want you right now |
pants,deuce |
| 677 |
7/31/2000 |
i was a teenage dominatrix |
spigot |
| 281 |
7/12/1999 |
i will |
pants |
| 4311 |
9/6/2010 |
i will |
spigot |
| 2876 |
9/12/2006 |
i will be mulch |
pants,deuce |
| 4577 |
6/22/2011 |
i will help you sleep |
deuce |
| 6353 |
7/6/2016 |
i will make a note of it |
deuce,pants |
| 212 |
5/6/1999 |
i will start a club |
spigot,deuce |
| 249 |
6/11/1999 |
i wish |
spigot |
| 5236 |
5/17/2013 |
i wish i had |
deuce |
| 6349 |
7/2/2016 |
i would be fine if |
spigot |
| 6415 |
9/7/2016 |
i would like to know why |
deuce,pants |
| 4457 |
2/2/2011 |
i'd have to say |
pants,deuce |
| 1465 |
10/3/2002 |
i'd like to hang out |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 5190 |
4/1/2013 |
i'll take his |
deuce,spigot |
| 5725 |
10/2/2014 |
i'm a dinosaur |
spigot |
| 3402 |
2/25/2008 |
i'm a hustler, baby |
deuce,pants |
| 3873 |
6/10/2009 |
i'm a professional |
spigot |
| 6580 |
3/7/2017 |
i'm a robocops |
deuce,pants |
| 6225 |
2/28/2016 |
i'm a winner |
spigot |
| 5539 |
3/29/2014 |
i'm afraid of rectangles |
pants,deuce |
| 3624 |
10/4/2008 |
i'm going down |
dick |
| 5689 |
8/27/2014 |
i'm going to pop a serious boner |
pants,spigot |
| 6135 |
11/18/2015 |
i'm going to take all your hate |
spigot |
| 1385 |
7/16/2002 |
i'm not looking |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 5969 |
6/3/2015 |
i'm not saying you look bad in a dress |
deuce |
| 4031 |
11/19/2009 |
i'm so sorry |
pants |
| 3918 |
7/25/2009 |
i'm stretched out |
pants,spigot |
| 3146 |
6/14/2007 |
i'm sure each of you |
pants |
| 4919 |
6/18/2012 |
i'm sure i don't know |
deuce,pants |
| 537 |
3/16/2000 |
i'm with e-z lay |
rands,spigot,deuce |
| 146 |
3/8/1999 |
i'm your puppet |
pants,deuce |
| 1221 |
2/3/2002 |
i've been here the whole time people |
spigot |
| 751 |
10/13/2000 |
i, spy |
pants,deuce |
| 2437 |
7/1/2005 |
i, unix domain socket |
deuce |
| 3564 |
8/5/2008 |
ice cream cannot attack you |
rands |
| 242 |
6/4/1999 |
ice cream headache |
spigot |
| 89 |
12/19/1998 |
ice cream, ice cubes |
rands, spigot |
| 4468 |
2/14/2011 |
ice on the moon |
spigot |
| 933 |
4/15/2001 |
ich bin ein duh |
atandt |
| 1538 |
12/15/2002 |
identity fraud or warning: no pixels were selected |
pants |
| 6156 |
12/9/2015 |
if abraham lincoln were alive today |
spigot,deuce |
| 1444 |
9/12/2002 |
if any one can |
spigot,deuce |
| 5607 |
6/6/2014 |
if anybody can hear me |
spigot |
| 5282 |
7/2/2013 |
if anyone missed dinner |
spigot |
| 4102 |
2/3/2010 |
if by flower you mean anal |
pants |
| 4238 |
6/25/2010 |
if i had to fuck a robot |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 4699 |
10/31/2011 |
if i stand on my head |
spigot |
| 611 |
5/28/2000 |
if i were |
spigot |
| 6051 |
8/24/2015 |
if i were god |
spigot |
| 1703 |
5/30/2003 |
if i were to have |
pants,deuce |
| 5743 |
10/20/2014 |
if i'm gonna eat this burrito |
pants |
| 4161 |
4/5/2010 |
if only |
rands,spigot,pants |
| 5471 |
1/20/2014 |
if only |
net,deuce |
| 2487 |
8/20/2005 |
if so count me in |
rands,spigot,deuce |
| 5558 |
4/17/2014 |
if someone could please |
spigot |
| 1898 |
12/14/2003 |
if that's where i am |
deuce |
| 335 |
9/2/1999 |
if the whole world licks dick in unison |
spigot,deuce |
| 6023 |
7/27/2015 |
if what you're saying is true |
deuce,spigot |
| 2002 |
3/27/2004 |
if you are not cockmonster click here |
ozone,pants |
| 5659 |
7/28/2014 |
if you can hear me |
spigot,pants |
| 1113 |
10/18/2001 |
if you can read this |
deuce,pants |
| 3343 |
12/28/2007 |
if you could all please |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 1998 |
3/23/2004 |
if you cry |
pants |
| 6373 |
7/27/2016 |
if you don't mind |
pants |
| 6632 |
4/30/2017 |
if you seek his monument |
deuce,pants |
| 3171 |
7/9/2007 |
if you take both you'll take too much |
pants |
| 4861 |
4/16/2012 |
if you touch my wiener |
deuce |
| 1970 |
2/23/2004 |
ified |
deuce,pants |
| 1665 |
4/22/2003 |
imaginary rainbows in dream town |
rands,spigot |
| 3560 |
8/1/2008 |
ime to ^yself |
deuce |
| 1862 |
11/8/2003 |
imho |
atandt |
| 6242 |
3/16/2016 |
immediate nonsarcastic nope |
spigot,deuce |
| 600 |
5/18/2000 |
immigrant song |
spigot,pants |
| 1737 |
7/3/2003 |
impeachment proceedings |
pants |
| 1076 |
9/11/2001 |
important announcement |
deuce |
| 6443 |
10/8/2016 |
important announcement |
deuce |
| 6702 |
7/14/2017 |
important decisions |
deuce,pants |
| 4660 |
9/14/2011 |
important message follows |
spigot |
| 4000 |
10/19/2009 |
important message from deuce at jerkcity |
deuce |
| 4724 |
11/25/2011 |
important pancakes |
spigot |
| 6025 |
7/29/2015 |
important privacy choices |
pants |
| 5454 |
1/3/2014 |
important text |
spigot,pants |
| 5959 |
5/24/2015 |
in a bucket by you |
pants,deuce |
| 4659 |
9/13/2011 |
in a fine mist |
spigot |
| 1023 |
7/17/2001 |
in a knot |
spigot |
| 3860 |
5/28/2009 |
in a line |
spigot |
| 3655 |
11/4/2008 |
in a well-hung manner |
deuce,pants |
| 741 |
10/3/2000 |
in all his glory |
atandt |
| 3373 |
1/27/2008 |
in all seriousness |
net,pants |
| 6326 |
6/9/2016 |
in and of itself |
pants |
| 220 |
5/13/1999 |
in bed |
spigot |
| 866 |
2/7/2001 |
in case of emergency |
pants |
| 2898 |
10/4/2006 |
in celebration |
rands,pants,spigot,deuce |
| 1211 |
1/24/2002 |
in dreams |
rands |
| 644 |
6/29/2000 |
in england |
spigot |
| 3799 |
3/28/2009 |
in fact |
spigot |
| 3883 |
6/20/2009 |
in fact, yes |
deuce,spigot |
| 5201 |
4/12/2013 |
in front of a mirror |
spigot,deuce |
| 2585 |
11/27/2005 |
in front of my church friends |
spigot |
| 2782 |
6/12/2006 |
in glorious and excrutiating detail |
rands,atandt |
| 4052 |
12/13/2009 |
in his soup |
spigot, pants |
| 2744 |
5/5/2006 |
in it for the money (clean) |
pants,spigot |
| 5613 |
6/12/2014 |
in my big dumb face |
hanford,spigot |
| 2461 |
7/25/2005 |
in my lifetime |
deuce,pants |
| 5041 |
10/30/2012 |
in my mouth and in my ass |
pants |
| 4149 |
3/23/2010 |
in my own face |
spigot |
| 58 |
10/28/1998 |
in order |
|
| 1879 |
11/25/2003 |
in other words yes |
deuce,pants |
| 6056 |
8/29/2015 |
in stores now |
pants,spigot |
| 5665 |
8/3/2014 |
in such a way |
spigot |
| 3775 |
3/4/2009 |
in that order |
spigot,deuce |
| 932 |
4/14/2001 |
in the UPS truck |
spigot |
| 4106 |
2/7/2010 |
in the apricot orchard |
spigot,deuce |
| 5248 |
5/29/2013 |
in the bathroom at work |
spigot |
| 2645 |
1/25/2006 |
in the criminal justice system |
spigot,deuce |
| 271 |
7/2/1999 |
in the dark |
pants,deuce |
| 4364 |
10/29/2010 |
in the distance |
pants,deuce |
| 688 |
8/11/2000 |
in the end we all grow old |
deuce |
| 3742 |
1/30/2009 |
in the face over labor day |
spigot,rands |
| 6370 |
7/24/2016 |
in the future |
deuce |
| 6417 |
9/9/2016 |
in the interest of transparency |
spigot |
| 5847 |
2/1/2015 |
in the land of |
spigot |
| 3475 |
5/8/2008 |
in the language of nuts |
spigot,deuce |
| 4788 |
1/31/2012 |
in the plugin folder |
spigot,deuce |
| 4509 |
4/6/2011 |
in the shape of a person |
spigot,deuce |
| 5560 |
4/19/2014 |
in the, up the |
spigot |
| 3710 |
12/29/2008 |
in theory |
deuce,pants |
| 5389 |
10/23/2013 |
in three parts |
net,deuce |
| 6385 |
8/8/2016 |
in times of social unrest |
pants |
| 365 |
10/2/1999 |
in tongues |
atandt,spigot |
| 2707 |
3/28/2006 |
in which |
dick,deuce |
| 3814 |
4/12/2009 |
in which atandt and deuce have a meaningful conversation |
atandt,deuce |
| 1934 |
1/19/2004 |
in which deuce and atandt play horsey |
atandt,deuce |
| 3114 |
5/13/2007 |
in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway |
deuce,spigot |
| 2032 |
4/26/2004 |
in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war |
pants,deuce |
| 2914 |
10/21/2006 |
in which deuce spurts and pants promptly turns into a duck |
deuce,pants |
| 2267 |
1/12/2005 |
in which deuce tries to reveal state secrets and is censored for his efforts |
deuce |
| 3297 |
11/12/2007 |
in which deuce wins the argument |
deuce |
| 3572 |
8/13/2008 |
in which dick gets fired |
dick,deuce |
| 3001 |
1/20/2007 |
in which pants and deuce buy a nut farm |
pants,deuce |
| 1428 |
8/27/2002 |
in which pants and deuce turn into mexicans in the last panel |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 2384 |
5/9/2005 |
in which pants fucks a bunny |
pants |
| 2858 |
8/25/2006 |
in which pants interrupts to inquire about cupcake day but runs out of panels |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 2737 |
4/28/2006 |
in which pants scares spigot with the weird pants face |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 2047 |
5/11/2004 |
in which spammers hijack pants |
pants |
| 3777 |
3/6/2009 |
in which spigot bonks his head |
spigot |
| 3090 |
4/19/2007 |
in your mouth |
deuce,atandt |
| 6475 |
11/9/2016 |
inappropriate enthusiasm |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5608 |
6/7/2014 |
incest and drubbing |
spigot,pants |
| 6664 |
6/1/2017 |
increase the contrast and zoom in |
spigot |
| 1417 |
8/16/2002 |
indeed, the very same toothbrush |
pants,deuce |
| 4615 |
7/31/2011 |
individual discussion groups |
spigot |
| 1262 |
3/16/2002 |
inevitable results |
atandt |
| 3821 |
4/19/2009 |
infocom |
pants,deuce |
| 337 |
9/4/1999 |
init 6 |
ozone |
| 5660 |
7/29/2014 |
init: single user mode |
ozone,deuce |
| 344 |
9/11/1999 |
initiation rituals |
spigot |
| 4331 |
9/26/2010 |
inner ear |
deuce,spigot |
| 6052 |
8/25/2015 |
input accepted |
pants,deuce |
| 1546 |
12/23/2002 |
insect kingdom |
rands,deuce |
| 3796 |
3/25/2009 |
instaboner |
ozone,deuce |
| 2620 |
12/31/2005 |
instead of apes |
spigot |
| 3880 |
6/17/2009 |
int32 |
spigot |
| 4037 |
11/28/2009 |
intelligent design |
pants,deuce |
| 2352 |
4/7/2005 |
interactive fiction |
pants,deuce |
| 6760 |
9/11/2017 |
intercontinental house of prostitutes day |
spigot,pants |
| 6463 |
10/28/2016 |
internet of things |
deuce,pants |
| 5100 |
12/31/2012 |
internet soap opera |
spigot |
| 4135 |
3/9/2010 |
intervention |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 2523 |
9/26/2005 |
into a napkin |
spigot |
| 5694 |
9/1/2014 |
into everything somehow |
spigot,deuce |
| 5116 |
1/16/2013 |
into the forever |
pants,deuce |
| 2126 |
7/29/2004 |
into the phone book |
spigot |
| 5231 |
5/12/2013 |
into your face and then into mine |
spigot,pants |
| 1750 |
7/16/2003 |
intro duct ions |
spigot |
| 2312 |
2/26/2005 |
intro to facepaint |
pants,spigot |
| 4294 |
8/20/2010 |
intro to jerkcity |
pants |
| 4951 |
7/24/2012 |
intro to jerkcity |
pants |
| 1582 |
1/28/2003 |
introductions all around |
pants,deuce |
| 584 |
5/2/2000 |
introspective (zen boners 4 of 4) |
deuce |
| 941 |
4/23/2001 |
investigative reports |
spigot |
| 5044 |
11/2/2012 |
invitation to a picnic |
spigot,rands |
| 1040 |
8/6/2001 |
iron eagle |
deuce |
| 3047 |
3/7/2007 |
irregular nurbs |
spigot,deuce |
| 4839 |
3/25/2012 |
irreversibly retarded i guess |
deuce,pants |
| 5333 |
8/22/2013 |
is cash okay |
pants |
| 4910 |
6/9/2012 |
is it possible |
pants |
| 3645 |
10/25/2008 |
is it true |
net,deuce |
| 5918 |
4/13/2015 |
is it true what they say |
spigot,pants |
| 6715 |
7/27/2017 |
is it typical for dentists |
deuce |
| 4200 |
5/16/2010 |
is kojak there |
pants |
| 4617 |
8/2/2011 |
is that an apple |
deuce,pants |
| 1967 |
2/20/2004 |
is that anything at all like cocksucking |
spigot,rands |
| 994 |
6/17/2001 |
is that doable |
deuce,spigot |
| 2713 |
4/3/2006 |
is that even something |
deuce,net |
| 1787 |
8/25/2003 |
is that like wicca |
pants,spigot |
| 116 |
2/6/1999 |
is that you |
spigot,pants |
| 648 |
7/3/2000 |
is there a doctor in the house |
pants,deuce |
| 2017 |
4/11/2004 |
is there any room in your heart |
spigot,deuce |
| 5598 |
5/28/2014 |
is this |
pants,deuce |
| 5654 |
7/23/2014 |
is this heaven |
pants |
| 3334 |
12/19/2007 |
is this it then |
pants,spigot |
| 1517 |
11/24/2002 |
is this love? |
spigot |
| 5601 |
5/31/2014 |
is this my life |
spigot,pants |
| 5611 |
6/10/2014 |
is this my life |
spigot,pants |
| 2028 |
4/22/2004 |
is this seat taken |
pants,rands |
| 6009 |
7/13/2015 |
is this the end |
pants |
| 3653 |
11/2/2008 |
it feels so good |
spigot |
| 3781 |
3/10/2009 |
it is happening again |
pants,deuce |
| 4308 |
9/3/2010 |
it is happening again |
pants |
| 5321 |
8/10/2013 |
it is probably not yours |
spigot |
| 689 |
8/12/2000 |
it just has to be daily |
rands,pants |
| 2650 |
1/30/2006 |
it must be true i read it on wikipedia |
pants |
| 4362 |
10/27/2010 |
it really is |
spigot |
| 2300 |
2/14/2005 |
it takes place under the sink |
pants,spigot |
| 4810 |
2/25/2012 |
it takes strength to be gentle and kind |
deuce |
| 5832 |
1/17/2015 |
it was all a dream |
pants |
| 6449 |
10/14/2016 |
it won't quit |
deuce,pants |
| 1426 |
8/25/2002 |
it would be great |
atandt,bung,deuce,dick,hanford,net,ozone,pants,rands,spigot |
| 6662 |
5/30/2017 |
it's a big city |
deuce,pants |
| 6538 |
1/17/2017 |
it's a brand new day 3/3 |
spigot |
| 6166 |
12/19/2015 |
it's a coffee drink |
pants,deuce |
| 4519 |
4/16/2011 |
it's a done deal |
pants,deuce |
| 6360 |
7/13/2016 |
it's a kind of hot and sour soup |
pants |
| 500 |
2/8/2000 |
it's a small, small world |
dick |
| 5445 |
12/25/2013 |
it's a wonderful life |
deuce |
| 6629 |
4/27/2017 |
it's about time |
spigot,pants |
| 3126 |
5/25/2007 |
it's all good |
deuce,pants |
| 5001 |
9/12/2012 |
it's almost like |
deuce |
| 5252 |
6/2/2013 |
it's better this way |
deuce,net |
| 1643 |
3/31/2003 |
it's got my head |
pants,deuce |
| 5070 |
11/28/2012 |
it's got to be |
deuce |
| 5017 |
10/4/2012 |
it's heavy |
pants,deuce |
| 6235 |
3/9/2016 |
it's not every day |
pants |
| 5046 |
11/4/2012 |
it's now time |
spigot,pants |
| 4500 |
3/28/2011 |
it's only natural |
pants,deuce |
| 6187 |
1/9/2016 |
it's right here |
pants,deuce |
| 6301 |
5/15/2016 |
it's settled then |
spigot,pants |
| 4575 |
6/20/2011 |
item zero |
spigot |
| 5207 |
4/18/2013 |
its momentum becomes fuzzy |
spigot,deuce |
| 6041 |
8/14/2015 |
j*e*r*k |
deuce,spigot |
| 1418 |
8/17/2002 |
j/k |
spigot |
| 1551 |
12/28/2002 |
jailhouse singalong |
spigot |
| 6694 |
7/6/2017 |
jam jars |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 2109 |
7/12/2004 |
james woods |
deuce,pants |
| 3132 |
5/31/2007 |
jamming or jabbing |
deuce,spigot |
| 64 |
11/8/1998 |
jamming the hose |
|
| 663 |
7/17/2000 |
janine |
spigot,deuce |
| 1084 |
9/19/2001 |
january urine |
deuce,pants |
| 273 |
7/4/1999 |
java and the state of the computing industry |
spigot,rands |
| 779 |
11/10/2000 |
java security |
pants,rands |
| 6193 |
1/19/2016 |
jbod |
deuce |
| 4667 |
9/25/2011 |
jean-charles and the nuts |
spigot,deuce |
| 5891 |
3/17/2015 |
jean-charles you clumsy clod |
spigot,pants |
| 2850 |
8/17/2006 |
jean-charles, be careful while riding the dumbwaiter |
pants,deuce |
| 2451 |
7/15/2005 |
jean-charles, you fool! |
spigot,pants |
| 282 |
7/13/1999 |
jedi master |
spigot |
| 3409 |
3/3/2008 |
jerk bug |
deuce,pants |
| 45 |
10/9/1998 |
jerk lab |
|
| 83 |
12/13/1998 |
jerk me |
deuce |
| 3302 |
11/17/2007 |
jerk pizza bed |
deuce,spigot |
| 17 |
9/7/1998 |
jerk two dicks |
|
| 784 |
11/15/2000 |
jerkbone |
spigot,pants |
| 2389 |
5/14/2005 |
jerkcity |
pants |
| 3013 |
2/1/2007 |
jerkcity |
dick,deuce |
| 1016 |
7/10/2001 |
jerkcity 101 |
rands |
| 3439 |
4/2/2008 |
jerkcity 101 |
pants |
| 2700 |
3/21/2006 |
jerkcity 2,700 |
deuce,spigot |
| 2005 |
3/30/2004 |
jerkcity 911 |
atandt,pants |
| 3377 |
1/31/2008 |
jerkcity alarm |
deuce,spigot |
| 763 |
10/25/2000 |
jerkcity annual report |
hanford,rands |
| 5797 |
12/13/2014 |
jerkcity annual report |
spigot |
| 6311 |
5/25/2016 |
jerkcity annual report |
spigot |
| 2052 |
5/16/2004 |
jerkcity decoder ring |
pants |
| 2827 |
7/26/2006 |
jerkcity evening news |
spigot |
| 2806 |
7/6/2006 |
jerkcity faq |
spigot,atandt |
| 2733 |
4/24/2006 |
jerkcity forever |
spigot,pants |
| 4446 |
1/22/2011 |
jerkcity forever |
pants,deuce |
| 2857 |
8/24/2006 |
jerkcity forever and ever |
rands,deuce |
| 3834 |
5/2/2009 |
jerkcity forever and ever |
pants |
| 3444 |
4/7/2008 |
jerkcity forever and ever and ever |
pants |
| 2851 |
8/18/2006 |
jerkcity inc. |
spigot |
| 911 |
3/24/2001 |
jerkcity is filmed on location |
spigot |
| 781 |
11/12/2000 |
jerkcity is for sale |
hanford,pants,rands |
| 1043 |
8/9/2001 |
jerkcity is the new economy |
rands |
| 2143 |
9/11/2004 |
jerkcity is the place for me |
pants,deuce |
| 528 |
3/7/2000 |
jerkcity pledge break |
spigot |
| 629 |
6/15/2000 |
jerkcity pledge break 2 |
hanford |
| 5562 |
4/21/2014 |
jerkcity pledge week |
deuce,pants |
| 5563 |
4/22/2014 |
jerkcity pledge week cont. |
deuce,pants |
| 1459 |
9/27/2002 |
jerkcity premium subscribers only |
spigot |
| 4040 |
12/1/2009 |
jerkcity presents !!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
| 2795 |
6/25/2006 |
jerkcity press release |
spigot |
| 727 |
9/19/2000 |
jerkcity strike: day 1 |
hanford |
| 730 |
9/22/2000 |
jerkcity strike: day 4 |
- |
| 732 |
9/24/2000 |
jerkcity strike: day 6 |
- |
| 735 |
9/27/2000 |
jerkcity strike: day 9 |
- |
| 2603 |
12/14/2005 |
jerkcity tips and tricks for power users |
rands,deuce |
| 5186 |
3/28/2013 |
jerkcity u |
pants,deuce |
| 1049 |
8/15/2001 |
jerkcity underwater |
spigot |
| 2249 |
12/25/2004 |
jerkcity xmas special 2004 |
pants,atandt |
| 835 |
1/7/2001 |
jerkcity, explained |
rands,pants |
| 2457 |
7/21/2005 |
jerkcity: source |
pants |
| 4598 |
7/14/2011 |
jerkcity: the compleat apventure |
spigot |
| 2831 |
7/30/2006 |
jerkcity: the movie |
atandt |
| 4801 |
2/16/2012 |
jerkcity: the movie |
spigot,pants |
| 5746 |
10/23/2014 |
jerkcity: the musical |
pants |
| 948 |
5/1/2001 |
jerking in the 80s |
rands |
| 4337 |
10/2/2010 |
jerking the joystick |
spigot |
| 6537 |
1/16/2017 |
jerkoff instruction, encouragement 2/3 |
deuce,spigot |
| 1209 |
1/22/2002 |
jerktest |
rands |
| 283 |
7/14/1999 |
jesus |
rands,deuce |
| 2602 |
12/13/2005 |
jesus and allah being totally gay together |
deuce,pants |
| 6167 |
12/20/2015 |
jesus ball |
pants,deuce |
| 5424 |
12/2/2013 |
jesus christ marie |
pants |
| 679 |
8/2/2000 |
jesus christ our lord and savior, etc. |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 836 |
1/8/2001 |
jesus christ, our lord and savior |
rands,pants |
| 6075 |
9/17/2015 |
jesus god |
spigot |
| 753 |
10/15/2000 |
jesus h. christ |
rands,pants |
| 1178 |
12/22/2001 |
jesus knows |
deuce,rands |
| 804 |
12/4/2000 |
jesus loves me |
deuce |
| 1072 |
9/7/2001 |
jesus-rands complex |
rands |
| 805 |
12/5/2000 |
jewel |
spigot,pants |
| 21 |
9/11/1998 |
jewish cap |
|
| 1138 |
11/12/2001 |
jihad |
deuce,dick |
| 935 |
4/17/2001 |
jimmy crack corn |
pants,atandt |
| 1139 |
11/13/2001 |
jingle |
atandt |
| 2829 |
7/28/2006 |
jingle |
spigot |
| 1181 |
12/25/2001 |
jingle dicks |
pants,deuce |
| 2900 |
10/6/2006 |
jizz quiz (ext. remix) |
spigot |
| 5018 |
10/5/2012 |
jizz splops |
spigot |
| 3193 |
7/31/2007 |
jizz wars |
rands,deuce |
| 1035 |
8/1/2001 |
jizzy lace |
spigot |
| 3172 |
7/10/2007 |
job interview |
ozone,rands,deuce |
| 2144 |
9/12/2004 |
jock jams |
spigot,pants |
| 1071 |
9/6/2001 |
john carpenter's the subjunctive |
deuce |
| 6736 |
8/18/2017 |
john carter from mars toilet duck |
deuce,pants |
| 6735 |
8/17/2017 |
john carter of mars |
deuce,pants |
| 5587 |
5/17/2014 |
john glenn has a huge horse cock |
deuce,pants |
| 6519 |
12/29/2016 |
john glenn or glenda |
dick,deuce,spigot |
| 949 |
5/2/2001 |
john travolta |
rands,deuce |
| 695 |
8/18/2000 |
join the tired cocksucker webring |
spigot |
| 5117 |
1/17/2013 |
joint and several |
pants,deuce |
| 1661 |
4/18/2003 |
joy |
spigot |
| 2154 |
9/22/2004 |
julia child has a posse |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 86 |
12/16/1998 |
julie andrews |
deuce, spigot, pants |
| 6236 |
3/10/2016 |
jumpy and pokey |
pants,deuce |
| 3668 |
11/17/2008 |
junk pokes out |
pants,deuce |
| 1442 |
9/10/2002 |
just a bunch of faggots |
pants,ozone,deuce |
| 6256 |
3/30/2016 |
just a crazy dream |
pants |
| 3886 |
6/23/2009 |
just a friendly reminder |
pants |
| 3768 |
2/25/2009 |
just a pervert |
deuce,spigot |
| 6192 |
1/16/2016 |
just another day |
deuce |
| 2551 |
10/24/2005 |
just answer the question |
deuce,spigot |
| 4984 |
8/26/2012 |
just askin' |
pants,spigot |
| 4098 |
1/30/2010 |
just do it corporal |
deuce,pants |
| 6347 |
6/30/2016 |
just dumb as shit |
deuce,pants |
| 1959 |
2/12/2004 |
just ends there |
deuce,spigot |
| 2213 |
11/19/2004 |
just for once |
spigot,deuce |
| 5723 |
9/30/2014 |
just fucking do it |
deuce,pants |
| 6004 |
7/8/2015 |
just gonna |
spigot |
| 2256 |
1/1/2005 |
just happy to be here at all |
atandt,pants |
| 824 |
12/27/2000 |
just in case |
deuce,dick |
| 6145 |
11/28/2015 |
just kind of a lollipop thing |
deuce,spigot |
| 4312 |
9/7/2010 |
just like anyone else |
pants |
| 1141 |
11/15/2001 |
just like downtown |
deuce,rands |
| 4426 |
1/2/2011 |
just like everything else |
pants |
| 4679 |
10/10/2011 |
just like the sign says |
spigot |
| 3017 |
2/5/2007 |
just love each other |
deuce,pants |
| 4725 |
11/26/2011 |
just now |
deuce,spigot |
| 5455 |
1/4/2014 |
just one week |
pants,deuce |
| 6439 |
10/4/2016 |
just out of reach |
pants |
| 2140 |
9/8/2004 |
just overcast or is he covering for god |
rands,pants |
| 3805 |
4/3/2009 |
just please leave |
spigot,pants |
| 6645 |
5/13/2017 |
just please stop |
atandt,spigot,pants |
| 5799 |
12/15/2014 |
just real quick |
spigot |
| 4868 |
4/23/2012 |
just shiny |
atandt,deuce |
| 2248 |
12/24/2004 |
just some guy |
ozone,deuce,spigot |
| 3068 |
3/28/2007 |
just that good |
pants,deuce |
| 1085 |
9/20/2001 |
just two seconds |
spigot |
| 1717 |
6/13/2003 |
just us chumps |
deuce |
| 2736 |
4/27/2006 |
just waiting for the go-ahead |
pants,deuce |
| 5545 |
4/4/2014 |
just woke up |
pants,spigot |
| 3039 |
2/27/2007 |
just wolf it on down |
pants,deuce |
| 5152 |
2/21/2013 |
just you and me |
spigot |
| 5716 |
9/23/2014 |
just you and me |
deuce,spigot |
| 2552 |
10/25/2005 |
karaoke lady |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5806 |
12/22/2014 |
katie couric |
pants,spigot |
| 3080 |
4/9/2007 |
keep off the grass |
dick,deuce |
| 764 |
10/26/2000 |
keep out of reach of children |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 117 |
2/7/1999 |
keep the information and freeze the feelings |
pants |
| 2800 |
6/30/2006 |
keep trying |
rands,atandt |
| 3607 |
9/17/2008 |
keep trying |
dick,deuce |
| 847 |
1/19/2001 |
keiko in vietnam |
deuce |
| 1878 |
11/24/2003 |
kermit 6.0.192 |
pants |
| 6562 |
2/16/2017 |
key party |
|
| 1549 |
12/26/2002 |
keyboad seems to wok |
pants |
| 354 |
9/21/1999 |
kick lick love duh |
spigot,pants |
| 4453 |
1/29/2011 |
kickable |
deuce,pants |
| 2504 |
9/6/2005 |
kickban |
spigot |
| 3048 |
3/8/2007 |
kicked out of jerkcity forever |
pants |
| 1946 |
1/31/2004 |
kicked out of the louvre |
spigot,pants |
| 5938 |
5/3/2015 |
kicking and punching |
deuce,pants |
| 2526 |
9/29/2005 |
kicks and punches |
deuce |
| 5182 |
3/24/2013 |
kickstarter |
hanford,pants |
| 5326 |
8/15/2013 |
kickstarter update no. 4 |
pants |
| 1523 |
11/30/2002 |
kid nap |
pants,deuce |
| 1905 |
12/21/2003 |
kidnap victim |
pants,deuce |
| 1083 |
9/18/2001 |
kill yourself and fuck the body |
deuce,spigot |
| 1077 |
9/12/2001 |
killing emus |
spigot |
| 2752 |
5/13/2006 |
kilroy was here |
pants,deuce |
| 4814 |
2/29/2012 |
kind and oh-so gentle |
deuce |
| 2153 |
9/21/2004 |
kind of dirty |
deuce,pants |
| 4808 |
2/23/2012 |
kind over matter |
deuce |
| 4816 |
3/2/2012 |
kind, gentle |
deuce |
| 4818 |
3/4/2012 |
kind, gentle but also sensitive |
deuce |
| 4806 |
2/21/2012 |
kinder but also gentler |
spigot,deuce |
| 1622 |
3/10/2003 |
kindly stop |
spigot,pants |
| 5247 |
5/28/2013 |
king kong |
pants |
| 4553 |
5/22/2011 |
king kong jungle isle |
pants |
| 3881 |
6/18/2009 |
king of kings |
deuce,spigot |
| 10 |
8/26/1998 |
king of porn |
|
| 2363 |
4/18/2005 |
kiss the bunny on the nose |
deuce,spigot |
| 6332 |
6/15/2016 |
kissing the ring |
pants |
| 559 |
4/7/2000 |
kit kats |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 2524 |
9/27/2005 |
klingon marriage |
deuce,pants |
| 1449 |
9/17/2002 |
kneel right up |
dick,deuce |
| 4545 |
5/12/2011 |
knees |
deuce |
| 1865 |
11/11/2003 |
knobs, etc. |
spigot |
| 4578 |
6/23/2011 |
knock it off |
pants,spigot |
| 272 |
7/3/1999 |
knock knock |
pants,spigot |
| 4734 |
12/7/2011 |
knock knock |
spigot,deuce |
| 5327 |
8/16/2013 |
knock knock joke |
deuce,spigot |
| 6159 |
12/12/2015 |
knock knock knock |
spigot |
| 4974 |
8/16/2012 |
knock-knock joke |
spigot,deuce |
| 5297 |
7/17/2013 |
knocking, tapping |
deuce,pants |
| 3294 |
11/9/2007 |
know your monsters |
pants,deuce |
| 950 |
5/3/2001 |
kojak |
deuce |
| 963 |
5/16/2001 |
korean porn |
deuce,spigot |
| 305 |
8/5/1999 |
kung-fu |
rands,spigot |
| 6717 |
7/29/2017 |
lab equipment, furniture |
deuce,pants |
| 1910 |
12/26/2003 |
laci |
spigot,pants |
| 651 |
7/6/2000 |
ladies' wheel of fortune |
spigot |
| 5433 |
12/11/2013 |
ladyboy jerky |
deuce,pants |
| 3252 |
9/28/2007 |
ladybugs |
pants |
| 4506 |
4/3/2011 |
lambda dong |
deuce |
| 1808 |
9/15/2003 |
land of the free |
pants |
| 3407 |
3/1/2008 |
lap and face area |
pants,spigot |
| 5063 |
11/21/2012 |
lap cat |
deuce,spigot |
| 3812 |
4/10/2009 |
lap land |
pants |
| 1189 |
1/2/2002 |
large green dropcloth |
atandt,spigot |
| 1769 |
8/4/2003 |
larry flynt for president of california |
spigot |
| 3514 |
6/16/2008 |
lashing out |
pants,deuce |
| 6124 |
11/5/2015 |
last chance |
spigot |
| 6500 |
12/7/2016 |
last day for jerksocks |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 4341 |
10/6/2010 |
late |
pants |
| 1780 |
8/15/2003 |
latin |
pants,deuce |
| 6319 |
6/2/2016 |
latino art only |
deuce,pants |
| 936 |
4/18/2001 |
latino pride |
deuce,pants |
| 3930 |
8/6/2009 |
lay that golden egg |
pants,deuce |
| 3051 |
3/11/2007 |
lazy |
pants |
| 6636 |
5/4/2017 |
le blurk le bjork |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 1001 |
6/24/2001 |
le protocole terrible |
deuce,pants |
| 3943 |
8/19/2009 |
leading the team |
spigot |
| 3174 |
7/12/2007 |
leafcutter ant vs. meat bee |
deuce,net,pants |
| 3669 |
11/18/2008 |
lean in to inspect the document |
pants |
| 4563 |
6/1/2011 |
leaning forward |
deuce |
| 6022 |
7/26/2015 |
leaning into you |
pants |
| 5537 |
3/27/2014 |
learn jerkcity the hard way |
spigot |
| 4610 |
7/26/2011 |
learn you good |
spigot |
| 3351 |
1/5/2008 |
learning to suck |
spigot |
| 4828 |
3/14/2012 |
leave some for later |
deuce,pants |
| 2485 |
8/18/2005 |
led zep |
pants |
| 4863 |
4/18/2012 |
left behind |
spigot |
| 913 |
3/26/2001 |
left by the wayside |
deuce,pants |
| 590 |
5/8/2000 |
leftwise, rightways |
pants,deuce |
| 711 |
9/3/2000 |
legoland |
net,pants |
| 2479 |
8/12/2005 |
lemon poppy seed muffins |
spigot |
| 1457 |
9/25/2002 |
lemon squares |
spigot |
| 2794 |
6/24/2006 |
lemons |
spigot |
| 2038 |
5/2/2004 |
leo the lion |
spigot |
| 1219 |
2/1/2002 |
less coherent than usual |
spigot |
| 2695 |
3/16/2006 |
less of a comic strip these days |
rands,pants |
| 3692 |
12/11/2008 |
let him try now |
dick |
| 5020 |
10/7/2012 |
let loose noises |
rands,dick |
| 1473 |
10/11/2002 |
let me check in the back |
pants,spigot |
| 4443 |
1/19/2011 |
let me go now |
deuce,pants |
| 4042 |
12/3/2009 |
let them collide |
pants |
| 3331 |
12/16/2007 |
let us dance |
pants,deuce |
| 5193 |
4/4/2013 |
let us pretend |
pants |
| 177 |
4/3/1999 |
let's all sound off |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 153 |
3/12/1999 |
let's all switch roles |
rands,deuce |
| 3306 |
11/21/2007 |
let's get down to business |
deuce,pants |
| 1321 |
5/14/2002 |
let's get high |
spigot |
| 5150 |
2/19/2013 |
let's get lost |
spigot |
| 6139 |
11/22/2015 |
let's go |
pants,spigot |
| 19 |
9/9/1998 |
let's go to the moon |
|
| 3646 |
10/26/2008 |
let's hear it for dick |
deuce,atandt |
| 5045 |
11/3/2012 |
let's just remember |
deuce |
| 6511 |
12/18/2016 |
let's light this candle |
deuce |
| 1036 |
8/2/2001 |
let's not lose sight |
deuce |
| 1659 |
4/16/2003 |
let's play |
deuce |
| 5640 |
7/9/2014 |
let's play unix |
pants,deuce |
| 6346 |
6/29/2016 |
let's pray together |
deuce,pants |
| 3270 |
10/16/2007 |
let's take ecstasy and make out |
deuce,pants |
| 6290 |
5/4/2016 |
let's talk about balls |
deuce,bung |
| 914 |
3/27/2001 |
let's talk politics |
spigot |
| 5767 |
11/13/2014 |
let's you and me |
pants,spigot,rands |
| 3950 |
8/28/2009 |
lethal weapon |
spigot,pants,ozone |
| 5836 |
1/21/2015 |
letters to penthouse |
pants |
| 5042 |
10/31/2012 |
lhglhag |
spigot,deuce |
| 1961 |
2/14/2004 |
liberal media or just common sense |
atandt,deuce |
| 1179 |
12/23/2001 |
lick dick quick |
deuce |
| 2952 |
12/1/2006 |
lick dick underwater |
pants,deuce |
| 3133 |
6/1/2007 |
licking something |
spigot,deuce |
| 3511 |
6/13/2008 |
licking sucking |
rands,spigot |
| 2765 |
5/26/2006 |
licking the dick loudly |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 4219 |
6/6/2010 |
lied about being raped |
deuce,pants |
| 540 |
3/19/2000 |
lies |
deuce,spigot |
| 6494 |
11/30/2016 |
lies (all lies) |
pants |
| 6273 |
4/18/2016 |
lieutenant commander data |
deuce |
| 6777 |
10/2/2017 |
lieutenant commander worf of the federation starship u.s.s. enterprise |
deuce,spigot |
| 6219 |
2/21/2016 |
life hacks |
spigot |
| 2375 |
4/30/2005 |
life in the big city with pants |
deuce,pants |
| 624 |
6/10/2000 |
life is beautiful |
spigot |
| 3670 |
11/19/2008 |
life is funny |
dick,deuce |
| 2074 |
6/7/2004 |
life is like |
net,pants |
| 3671 |
11/20/2008 |
life is like a boxcar |
spigot |
| 1897 |
12/13/2003 |
life on a boomer |
rands,deuce |
| 5574 |
5/3/2014 |
life on mars |
rands,deuce |
| 5477 |
1/26/2014 |
life quacks |
spigot,pants |
| 285 |
7/16/1999 |
lifetime: television for women |
spigot |
| 2897 |
10/3/2006 |
lift up your skirt |
pants |
| 6395 |
8/18/2016 |
light and bright |
spigot |
| 4833 |
3/19/2012 |
light saber |
pants,deuce |
| 1553 |
12/30/2002 |
light years away |
pants,dick |
| 4469 |
2/15/2011 |
lightly dusted |
pants |
| 4110 |
2/11/2010 |
like a chinese astronaut |
spigot |
| 5603 |
6/2/2014 |
like a christmas tree |
spigot |
| 2690 |
3/11/2006 |
like a flushing toilet |
spigot,pants |
| 1522 |
11/29/2002 |
like a gay speak and spell that sucks your dick and says |
pants |
| 4959 |
8/1/2012 |
like a ghost in the woods |
spigot |
| 168 |
3/26/1999 |
like a house on fire |
pants,deuce |
| 2097 |
6/30/2004 |
like a man |
rands,spigot |
| 4409 |
12/16/2010 |
like a normal family |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 4316 |
9/11/2010 |
like a rabbit with its head cut off |
pants |
| 806 |
12/6/2000 |
like a sunflower |
spigot |
| 2247 |
12/23/2004 |
like a tug boat |
spigot |
| 6520 |
12/30/2016 |
like a turkey |
deuce,pants |
| 1683 |
5/10/2003 |
like a weed |
spigot,deuce |
| 1691 |
5/18/2003 |
like an aluminum bat |
rands,spigot |
| 4372 |
11/6/2010 |
like an irregular verb |
spigot,deuce |
| 785 |
11/16/2000 |
like an unclamped hose |
deuce,spigot |
| 4153 |
3/27/2010 |
like clay |
pants,deuce |
| 2271 |
1/16/2005 |
like crazy here |
pants,deuce |
| 6785 |
10/12/2017 |
like dorf on golf |
deuce,pants |
| 620 |
6/6/2000 |
like i wouldn't know it's you at your most beautiful |
atandt |
| 5243 |
5/24/2013 |
like it or not |
pants,deuce |
| 3005 |
1/24/2007 |
like it was going out of style |
deuce |
| 4562 |
5/31/2011 |
like last time |
deuce,pants |
| 2053 |
5/17/2004 |
like love boat |
atandt,spigot,pants |
| 5526 |
3/16/2014 |
like mana from heaven |
pants,deuce |
| 1506 |
11/13/2002 |
like most klingons do |
rands,deuce |
| 2045 |
5/9/2004 |
like silly string |
deuce,ramds |
| 133 |
2/24/1999 |
like the truman show |
spigot |
| 5226 |
5/7/2013 |
like throwing a bottle into the ocean |
spigot |
| 4018 |
11/6/2009 |
like water i have no color |
pants |
| 2873 |
9/9/2006 |
likewise/dickwise |
pants,spigot |
| 2730 |
4/21/2006 |
limbo |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 179 |
4/5/1999 |
lincos-like |
pants,deuce |
| 3747 |
2/4/2009 |
line 'em up |
pants |
| 2334 |
3/20/2005 |
line noise |
spigot,deuce |
| 4075 |
1/7/2010 |
line noise |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5570 |
4/29/2014 |
line noise |
pants |
| 3337 |
12/22/2007 |
line noise or cocksucking |
pants,deuce |
| 4045 |
12/6/2009 |
line up and smell the nuts |
deuce,spigot |
| 3148 |
6/16/2007 |
liquid sunshine |
spigot,pants |
| 1316 |
5/9/2002 |
listen good |
pants |
| 5034 |
10/23/2012 |
listen the snow is falling |
spigot |
| 5970 |
6/4/2015 |
listen to the music |
spigot,deuce |
| 2516 |
9/18/2005 |
listen up |
rands,ozone |
| 6426 |
9/21/2016 |
listing the dicks |
deuce,atandt,spigot |
| 6596 |
3/25/2017 |
literally mansplained |
spigot |
| 476 |
1/15/2000 |
little birdy |
pants |
| 5345 |
9/3/2013 |
little comedy bits |
spigot |
| 3921 |
7/28/2009 |
little endian |
pants,deuce |
| 6378 |
8/1/2016 |
little miss spigot |
deuce,spigot |
| 2753 |
5/14/2006 |
little tiny peoples |
pants |
| 5819 |
1/4/2015 |
live at the scene |
pants |
| 484 |
1/23/2000 |
live from the fonzi contest |
atandt |
| 722 |
9/14/2000 |
live in central park |
spigot |
| 2018 |
4/12/2004 |
live journal |
pants |
| 1541 |
12/18/2002 |
live nude idiots |
harriet |
| 1089 |
9/24/2001 |
living section |
spigot,pants |
| 5280 |
6/30/2013 |
living with my cats |
spigot |
| 2320 |
3/6/2005 |
load ness |
deuce,spigot |
| 1231 |
2/13/2002 |
locate deuce |
rands,deuce |
| 5902 |
3/28/2015 |
lock the cockpit |
spigot |
| 1467 |
10/5/2002 |
locked out |
spigot |
| 974 |
5/27/2001 |
logo contest epilogue |
pants,rands |
| 3440 |
4/3/2008 |
logs |
deuce,spigot |
| 1718 |
6/14/2003 |
lois aryes, nina hartley and jeanette littledove |
deuce,spigot |
| 2283 |
1/28/2005 |
lol brb |
deuce,spigot |
| 786 |
11/17/2000 |
lollygagging |
pants,rands |
| 443 |
12/16/1999 |
lonely |
deuce |
| 2354 |
4/9/2005 |
lonely and sad |
rands,spigot |
| 317 |
8/16/1999 |
lonely at the top |
deuce |
| 4631 |
8/16/2011 |
long and gay and fat |
spigot |
| 2938 |
11/16/2006 |
long and hard |
pants,spigot |
| 5130 |
1/30/2013 |
long beach sting house |
pants |
| 6699 |
7/11/2017 |
long heavy sigh |
deuce,pants |
| 3829 |
4/27/2009 |
long pause |
spigot,pants |
| 4612 |
7/28/2011 |
long pause |
spigot |
| 1771 |
8/6/2003 |
long story short |
pants |
| 5705 |
9/12/2014 |
long story short |
spigot |
| 6012 |
7/16/2015 |
long time passing |
spigot,pants |
| 4271 |
7/28/2010 |
long, thick |
spigot |
| 5187 |
3/29/2013 |
look at it |
deuce |
| 5215 |
4/26/2013 |
look at it sideways |
atandt,spigot |
| 2723 |
4/14/2006 |
look at me |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 4196 |
5/12/2010 |
look at me |
spigot |
| 4293 |
8/19/2010 |
look down |
pants,spigot |
| 1225 |
2/7/2002 |
look here for great values |
deuce,rands |
| 6382 |
8/5/2016 |
look me in the eye |
spigot,pants |
| 5456 |
1/5/2014 |
look through the goddamn telescope |
deuce,pants |
| 3420 |
3/14/2008 |
look what he can do |
deuce,pants |
| 4859 |
4/14/2012 |
looking in the mirror |
spigot,deuce |
| 2343 |
3/29/2005 |
loop |
deuce,pants |
| 61 |
11/2/1998 |
looting and booting |
|
| 3422 |
3/16/2008 |
lost in scotland |
net,rands |
| 1676 |
5/3/2003 |
lost in space |
pants,deuce,rands |
| 1601 |
2/17/2003 |
lots of guys named tony |
rands |
| 5551 |
4/10/2014 |
lots of permits |
pants,deuce |
| 591 |
5/9/2000 |
louding |
deuce,pants |
| 4516 |
4/13/2011 |
loudspeaker |
pants,deuce |
| 2405 |
5/30/2005 |
love |
pants,deuce |
| 2746 |
5/7/2006 |
love for me |
atandt,deuce |
| 4240 |
6/27/2010 |
love is the voice of music |
pants |
| 3861 |
5/29/2009 |
love letter |
pants |
| 6269 |
4/14/2016 |
love me for who i am |
deuce,pants |
| 5865 |
2/19/2015 |
love me up and then down |
pants,deuce |
| 3392 |
2/15/2008 |
love song for deuce (skit) |
deuce,pants |
| 667 |
7/21/2000 |
love story |
pants,deuce |
| 1842 |
10/19/2003 |
love, haight |
pants,spigot |
| 434 |
12/7/1999 |
love, sweet love |
rands,pants |
| 6684 |
6/26/2017 |
lower back and neck pains |
deuce |
| 2429 |
6/23/2005 |
lower case |
deuce |
| 1921 |
1/6/2004 |
lower case boners |
rands,pants |
| 2780 |
6/10/2006 |
lowercase dicks |
spigot |
| 4444 |
1/20/2011 |
lowercase fag kisses |
deuce,pants |
| 3231 |
9/7/2007 |
lowercase monkey |
pants,deuce |
| 5127 |
1/27/2013 |
lowercase not shown |
pants,deuce |
| 3454 |
4/17/2008 |
lowercase rape |
deuce,pants |
| 3180 |
7/18/2007 |
lucid dreaming |
deuce |
| 5103 |
1/3/2013 |
lukewarm |
spigot,deuce |
| 343 |
9/10/1999 |
lunch |
deuce,spigot |
| 4008 |
10/27/2009 |
lunch time |
deuce |
| 6029 |
8/2/2015 |
lupus |
deuce |
| 4024 |
11/12/2009 |
macaroni and cheese |
pants,spigot |
| 619 |
6/5/2000 |
macaroni in my pants and socks |
deuce,spigot |
| 2604 |
12/15/2005 |
made in america |
pants,spigot |
| 5043 |
11/1/2012 |
made of anti-matter |
deuce |
| 2902 |
10/9/2006 |
maf54 |
pants |
| 5095 |
12/26/2012 |
magic mouth |
deuce,pants |
| 4193 |
5/9/2010 |
magic trick |
spigot |
| 5930 |
4/25/2015 |
magic's biggest secrets |
pants,spigot |
| 355 |
9/22/1999 |
magnificent desolation |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 1207 |
1/20/2002 |
mail from asia |
rands,pants |
| 820 |
12/23/2000 |
make |
rands |
| 5375 |
10/9/2013 |
make $11.94 an hour |
spigot,deuce |
| 3170 |
7/8/2007 |
make 'em laugh |
spigot,pants,rands |
| 3654 |
11/3/2008 |
make a pass |
deuce,net |
| 2302 |
2/16/2005 |
make a splash hit a seal |
spigot |
| 5867 |
2/21/2015 |
make guns and then shoot ourselves |
pants,deuce |
| 2783 |
6/13/2006 |
make it rough |
spigot |
| 2606 |
12/17/2005 |
make me |
spigot,deuce,net |
| 780 |
11/11/2000 |
make me choke in record time |
pants,rands |
| 2496 |
8/29/2005 |
make me get out |
spigot,deuce |
| 2891 |
9/27/2006 |
make money fast |
pants,spigot |
| 5766 |
11/12/2014 |
make sure to get a shot |
spigot |
| 5958 |
5/23/2015 |
make the noise |
spigot |
| 4336 |
10/1/2010 |
make two |
pants,deuce |
| 6189 |
1/11/2016 |
make up your mind |
pants,deuce |
| 5204 |
4/15/2013 |
make with the piss |
pants,deuce |
| 490 |
1/29/2000 |
makefiles for fags |
rands |
| 6020 |
7/24/2015 |
makes me feel fine |
pants |
| 5984 |
6/18/2015 |
making a huge mess |
pants,deuce |
| 542 |
3/21/2000 |
making change |
spigot,pants |
| 6665 |
6/2/2017 |
making fart sounds |
spigot |
| 3727 |
1/15/2009 |
making hamburgers |
bung,deuce |
| 2250 |
12/26/2004 |
making it go back down all over again |
deuce |
| 6204 |
2/3/2016 |
making me thirsty |
pants,deuce |
| 4674 |
10/2/2011 |
making or losing |
spigot,deuce |
| 5306 |
7/26/2013 |
making plans |
spigot,deuce |
| 5395 |
10/29/2013 |
making plans |
deuce |
| 6096 |
10/8/2015 |
making plans |
pants |
| 1962 |
2/15/2004 |
making you sing |
pants |
| 1363 |
6/25/2002 |
malcolm q |
net |
| 2775 |
6/5/2006 |
male testicle |
spigot,atandt |
| 1142 |
11/16/2001 |
mallard fillmore |
pants |
| 6740 |
8/22/2017 |
mama i'm in love with a gangsta |
deuce,spigot |
| 173 |
3/31/1999 |
man and god |
net,deuce |
| 2115 |
7/18/2004 |
man ass |
pants,deuce |
| 111 |
1/30/1999 |
man down |
atandt, pants |
| 1030 |
7/24/2001 |
man hood |
pants,spigot |
| 1180 |
12/24/2001 |
man on the moon |
deuce |
| 3339 |
12/24/2007 |
man tricks |
pants,deuce |
| 5828 |
1/13/2015 |
man/man blowjobs |
spigot |
| 2823 |
7/22/2006 |
manass |
atandt |
| 4495 |
3/23/2011 |
manhandled by the best of them |
deuce,pants |
| 3889 |
6/26/2009 |
manhattan project |
pants,deuce |
| 2333 |
3/19/2005 |
many moods of pants |
pants |
| 2830 |
7/29/2006 |
many other fine titles |
spigot |
| 5547 |
4/6/2014 |
march madness |
deuce,pants |
| 5493 |
2/11/2014 |
marching up and down the town square |
spigot |
| 1220 |
2/2/2002 |
marrying britney |
pants,deuce |
| 1243 |
2/25/2002 |
mars |
pants,deuce |
| 825 |
12/28/2000 |
mars needs dick |
rands,deuce |
| 6478 |
11/12/2016 |
marsh-mallows |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 1701 |
5/28/2003 |
martin short |
deuce |
| 3791 |
3/20/2009 |
marvel or dc |
spigot |
| 3452 |
4/15/2008 |
massive amounts of porn |
deuce |
| 6079 |
9/21/2015 |
master alarm |
deuce,spigot |
| 3164 |
7/2/2007 |
master plan |
spigot,deuce |
| 3086 |
4/15/2007 |
masturbating on the lawn |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 1037 |
8/3/2001 |
masturbating to battlefield earth |
deuce,pants |
| 1241 |
2/23/2002 |
masturbating to star wars |
pants,spigot |
| 477 |
1/16/2000 |
math |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5055 |
11/13/2012 |
math homework |
atandt,deuce |
| 2407 |
6/1/2005 |
math is hard |
deuce |
| 3946 |
8/24/2009 |
may cause dizziness |
spigot |
| 3695 |
12/14/2008 |
may i please be excused |
spigot |
| 3529 |
7/1/2008 |
may i please top off |
deuce,spigot |
| 3222 |
8/29/2007 |
may or may not |
spigot |
| 6734 |
8/16/2017 |
maybe |
spigot |
| 5298 |
7/18/2013 |
maybe a horn sound |
pants,spigot |
| 4307 |
9/2/2010 |
maybe just a little |
deuce |
| 6106 |
10/18/2015 |
maybe we could all regroup |
spigot |
| 1338 |
5/31/2002 |
maybe you've met my husband |
spigot |
| 1573 |
1/19/2003 |
mayor willie brown |
spigot |
| 1560 |
1/6/2003 |
mccartney lennon pants |
pants |
| 2546 |
10/19/2005 |
mcmdvii |
spigot |
| 374 |
10/11/1999 |
me again |
rands |
| 1143 |
11/17/2001 |
me mensa |
deuce,net |
| 4966 |
8/8/2012 |
me or my trumpet |
spigot |
| 3698 |
12/17/2008 |
mean the difference |
spigot,bung |
| 807 |
12/7/2000 |
mean while |
pants |
| 4542 |
5/9/2011 |
meanwhile back in the swamp |
pants |
| 5484 |
2/2/2014 |
medical advice |
pants,deuce |
| 5671 |
8/9/2014 |
medical advice |
ozone,effigy,deuce |
| 6306 |
5/20/2016 |
medical, dental |
deuce,pants |
| 2385 |
5/10/2005 |
meet me at john wayne |
deuce,pants |
| 2456 |
7/20/2005 |
meet me in heaven by john wayne |
spigot |
| 2458 |
7/22/2005 |
meet the wizard |
spigot |
| 2044 |
5/8/2004 |
meme overload |
atandt,pants |
| 1064 |
8/30/2001 |
memepool |
pants |
| 3161 |
6/29/2007 |
men into position quickly |
ozone,pants,rands,spigot,deuce |
| 532 |
3/11/2000 |
mental note |
deuce |
| 4560 |
5/29/2011 |
mental patients |
spigot,pants |
| 6094 |
10/6/2015 |
meow mix |
net,deuce |
| 4630 |
8/15/2011 |
merely fifty repetitions |
pants,deuce |
| 4064 |
12/25/2009 |
merry christ mas |
pants |
| 3340 |
12/25/2007 |
merry christmas |
spigot |
| 2614 |
12/25/2005 |
merry christmas and a happy new year |
rands,deuce |
| 5495 |
2/13/2014 |
mesothelioma |
deuce |
| 1590 |
2/5/2003 |
message from the future |
deuce |
| 1011 |
7/4/2001 |
metric queer |
spigot,deuce |
| 2417 |
6/11/2005 |
mexican queers in walnut creek |
atandt,spigot |
| 3885 |
6/22/2009 |
mexican superman |
mexican superman |
| 5183 |
3/25/2013 |
mfc |
deuce,spigot |
| 107 |
1/22/1999 |
michael landon |
spigot |
| 2980 |
12/30/2006 |
michael medved |
pants |
| 4169 |
4/15/2010 |
microscope |
deuce |
| 893 |
3/6/2001 |
microsoft employees |
spigot,pants |
| 4704 |
11/5/2011 |
mid-sentence |
spigot |
| 4496 |
3/24/2011 |
midway through a bad day |
pants |
| 2677 |
2/26/2006 |
milf alert |
rands,pants,net,deuce |
| 5675 |
8/13/2014 |
milfs, cougars and grandmas |
spigot,deuce |
| 4823 |
3/9/2012 |
minecraft.jerkcity.com |
spigot,pants |
| 5118 |
1/18/2013 |
minecraft.jerkcity.com |
pants |
| 2626 |
1/6/2006 |
minus the bat strength |
spigot,deuce |
| 5879 |
3/5/2015 |
miri |
pants |
| 4222 |
6/9/2010 |
miss minivan |
pants,deuce |
| 4487 |
3/15/2011 |
missing person(s) |
atandt,deuce |
| 4528 |
4/25/2011 |
missing the point of structured code |
deuce,spigot |
| 1492 |
10/30/2002 |
mistakes were made |
spigot,pants |
| 2026 |
4/20/2004 |
mister ashcroft |
pants |
| 1752 |
7/18/2003 |
mister zip |
atandt |
| 1170 |
12/14/2001 |
mix tape |
pants |
| 396 |
10/31/1999 |
mixed nuts |
spigot |
| 6631 |
4/29/2017 |
mixed up in a jackpot |
deuce,spigot |
| 5000 |
9/11/2012 |
mlk |
spigot |
| 1818 |
9/25/2003 |
mmm yeah ooh boy |
pants |
| 1365 |
6/27/2002 |
mmm yeah oooh boy |
rands,pants |
| 5858 |
2/12/2015 |
mmm yeah oooh boy |
pants |
| 6601 |
3/30/2017 |
mmm yeah the spice must flow mmmm |
deuce |
| 2033 |
4/27/2004 |
mocking rands |
rands,pants |
| 1663 |
4/20/2003 |
mole men |
pants |
| 4889 |
5/18/2012 |
mom beats me |
pants |
| 6098 |
10/10/2015 |
momf |
spigot |
| 6099 |
10/11/2015 |
momf |
spigot,deuce |
| 6100 |
10/12/2015 |
momf |
spigot |
| 6431 |
9/26/2016 |
mona lisa |
spigot |
| 1815 |
9/22/2003 |
monday after noon |
pants,deuce |
| 5337 |
8/26/2013 |
monday nights on cbs |
spigot,pants |
| 867 |
2/8/2001 |
money management skills |
rands |
| 1299 |
4/22/2002 |
money train |
deuce |
| 5708 |
9/15/2014 |
monster manual |
pants,deuce |
| 3650 |
10/30/2008 |
monster poo (bonus track) |
deuce |
| 6586 |
3/13/2017 |
monsters |
deuce,pants |
| 5423 |
12/1/2013 |
monty python noises |
spigot |
| 848 |
1/20/2001 |
moods |
spigot |
| 24 |
9/15/1998 |
moon over |
|
| 5301 |
7/21/2013 |
mop to stall two |
pants,deuce |
| 4162 |
4/6/2010 |
more and more astronauts |
deuce,spigot |
| 5841 |
1/26/2015 |
more dipping sauce over here |
spigot |
| 4695 |
10/27/2011 |
more eyebrow juice please |
pants |
| 4795 |
2/8/2012 |
more food for us |
net,deuce |
| 196 |
4/21/1999 |
more forceful |
deuce,spigot |
| 3381 |
2/4/2008 |
more forceful now |
deuce,pants |
| 187 |
4/12/1999 |
more goddamn cocksucking |
deuce,spigot |
| 3618 |
9/28/2008 |
more immediately useful to me |
pants,deuce |
| 6447 |
10/12/2016 |
more info please |
deuce,spigot |
| 3121 |
5/20/2007 |
more is more |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 5989 |
6/23/2015 |
more like |
spigot |
| 2305 |
2/19/2005 |
more like a mouth story |
pants,deuce |
| 5531 |
3/21/2014 |
more like it |
deuce,pants |
| 5299 |
7/19/2013 |
more like laugh-in |
pants,deuce |
| 3793 |
3/22/2009 |
more like my mouth |
pants,spigot |
| 6590 |
3/19/2017 |
more of a hum |
deuce,spigot |
| 3081 |
4/10/2007 |
more or less |
net,deuce |
| 5443 |
12/23/2013 |
more or less or more or less |
deuce,pants |
| 5789 |
12/5/2014 |
more social more sticky |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 5715 |
9/22/2014 |
more than |
deuce |
| 1389 |
7/20/2002 |
more than usual on a sunday night |
deuce,pants |
| 6786 |
10/13/2017 |
more to go on |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 2786 |
6/16/2006 |
more true stories |
rands |
| 3778 |
3/7/2009 |
more whores |
rands,deuce |
| 2370 |
4/25/2005 |
more willing |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 2231 |
12/7/2004 |
morning fog you might say |
spigot |
| 2031 |
4/25/2004 |
morning has bro ken |
pants,deuce |
| 5450 |
12/30/2013 |
morse |
deuce,spigot |
| 1159 |
12/3/2001 |
most of the time |
pants |
| 4352 |
10/17/2010 |
mostly |
pants |
| 4348 |
10/13/2010 |
mostly piss |
net,pants |
| 1144 |
11/18/2001 |
mostly porn |
spigot,deuce |
| 5087 |
12/18/2012 |
mostly up me |
deuce |
| 1623 |
3/11/2003 |
mostly white so i mute |
spigot,deuce |
| 3578 |
8/19/2008 |
mother fucker |
deuce |
| 5069 |
11/27/2012 |
mother teresa |
pants |
| 1867 |
11/13/2003 |
motherfuckers know |
spigot |
| 4150 |
3/24/2010 |
motion carried |
spigot,pants |
| 2697 |
3/18/2006 |
motion is about to occur |
rands,pants,spigot |
| 678 |
8/1/2000 |
motley queers |
net,pants,rands,deuce |
| 425 |
11/28/1999 |
mousehole |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 580 |
4/28/2000 |
mousing around |
hanford |
| 2750 |
5/11/2006 |
moustache power |
spigot |
| 5687 |
8/25/2014 |
mouth love, space bongs |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 2119 |
7/22/2004 |
move america backward |
pants |
| 2015 |
4/9/2004 |
move on |
spigot,pants |
| 3203 |
8/10/2007 |
move to strike |
ozone,spigot |
| 2089 |
6/22/2004 |
movie night with the boys |
deuce,pants |
| 6422 |
9/17/2016 |
movie recommendations |
deuce |
| 964 |
5/17/2001 |
movie reviews |
deuce |
| 4137 |
3/11/2010 |
moving parts |
pants,deuce |
| 2190 |
10/27/2004 |
moving to hawaii, starting a nut and bean farm |
atandt |
| 5815 |
12/31/2014 |
much better |
pants |
| 5253 |
6/3/2013 |
much the same way |
spigot |
| 2179 |
10/16/2004 |
much too much too close to the fence |
pants |
| 2303 |
2/17/2005 |
much too short |
pants,deuce |
| 5877 |
3/3/2015 |
mudd's women |
pants,deuce |
| 5256 |
6/6/2013 |
muffled |
spigot |
| 6679 |
6/16/2017 |
multi-megaton nuclear explosion |
deuce,pants |
| 1244 |
2/26/2002 |
multiple horrible monsters |
deuce |
| 5284 |
7/4/2013 |
multiple personalities |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 334 |
9/1/1999 |
mumbo jumbo |
spigot |
| 4369 |
11/3/2010 |
mumbo jumbo |
rands,spigot |
| 1245 |
2/27/2002 |
muppets |
spigot |
| 1554 |
12/31/2002 |
murder most choppy |
deuce,spigot |
| 3149 |
6/17/2007 |
murder suicide |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 1097 |
10/2/2001 |
mush room(s) |
pants |
| 4366 |
10/31/2010 |
mushroom cloud |
pants |
| 5785 |
12/1/2014 |
mushroom cloud |
pants,deuce |
| 1172 |
12/16/2001 |
music |
pants,rands,atandt |
| 4456 |
2/1/2011 |
music up and under |
pants,deuce |
| 3825 |
4/23/2009 |
musical theater |
spigot |
| 5846 |
1/31/2015 |
muslim terrorists |
deuce |
| 5436 |
12/14/2013 |
must be the heat |
spigot,deuce |
| 4069 |
1/1/2010 |
must file bug report |
pants |
| 4733 |
12/6/2011 |
must get home |
deuce |
| 697 |
8/20/2000 |
must i wear the mozilla shirt |
deuce,spigot |
| 613 |
5/30/2000 |
must make strip funny |
atandt |
| 4510 |
4/7/2011 |
must set alarm |
spigot |
| 1334 |
5/27/2002 |
mutants outside the gates |
deuce,pants |
| 1983 |
3/7/2004 |
mwahaha |
spigot |
| 2120 |
7/23/2004 |
my arms or legs |
rands,pants |
| 3488 |
5/21/2008 |
my backpack |
spigot |
| 6669 |
6/6/2017 |
my balls are lugubrious my dick is ebullient my mouth is a shibboleth |
deuce |
| 5683 |
8/21/2014 |
my bear head |
spigot |
| 6140 |
11/23/2015 |
my best guess |
pants |
| 3625 |
10/5/2008 |
my bike was stolen |
spigot,deuce |
| 170 |
3/28/1999 |
my boner lies over the ocean |
spigot |
| 1677 |
5/4/2003 |
my complete fatness |
pants,spigot |
| 5967 |
6/1/2015 |
my cross to bear |
spigot |
| 4065 |
12/26/2009 |
my day in court |
dick,spigot,deuce |
| 5779 |
11/25/2014 |
my day in court |
deuce,pants |
| 3686 |
12/5/2008 |
my dead boner (a mystery) |
pants,deuce |
| 1400 |
7/31/2002 |
my dick is a time machine |
deuce,rands |
| 5447 |
12/27/2013 |
my entire life |
deuce |
| 192 |
4/17/1999 |
my face |
spigot,pants |
| 618 |
6/4/2000 |
my fag homework |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3912 |
7/19/2009 |
my fifth amendment right |
deuce,pants |
| 855 |
1/27/2001 |
my first erection ever |
spigot |
| 631 |
6/17/2000 |
my flyer |
spigot |
| 2299 |
2/13/2005 |
my fucking snack |
spigot,pants |
| 4268 |
7/25/2010 |
my god |
pants,deuce |
| 5414 |
11/20/2013 |
my hand has been on your lap |
spigot |
| 3935 |
8/11/2009 |
my happy open mouth |
spigot,pants |
| 4205 |
5/23/2010 |
my hnothing |
spigot,deuce |
| 2903 |
10/10/2006 |
my hobbies |
spigot,deuce |
| 4349 |
10/14/2010 |
my hour of need |
deuce |
| 1615 |
3/3/2003 |
my house is burning down |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 1919 |
1/4/2004 |
my job |
spigot |
| 3151 |
6/19/2007 |
my life |
pants,deuce |
| 5406 |
11/9/2013 |
my life story |
deuce,pants |
| 1633 |
3/21/2003 |
my lipstick |
spigot, pants |
| 4340 |
10/5/2010 |
my love for you |
spigot |
| 219 |
5/12/1999 |
my lucky pierre |
net,pants |
| 485 |
1/24/2000 |
my mom's present |
deuce,net |
| 3349 |
1/3/2008 |
my mouth is always foolish |
pants |
| 5667 |
8/5/2014 |
my new big red truck |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 4968 |
8/10/2012 |
my new digital camera |
deuce,atandt |
| 937 |
4/19/2001 |
my new hobby |
pants |
| 6284 |
4/28/2016 |
my new hoodie |
deuce,pants |
| 357 |
9/24/1999 |
my new porn |
deuce |
| 3709 |
12/28/2008 |
my nuts |
net,spigot |
| 2411 |
6/5/2005 |
my old spice |
pants |
| 3101 |
4/30/2007 |
my own ashtray |
pants,dick,deuce |
| 6366 |
7/19/2016 |
my own eye |
deuce,pants |
| 5216 |
4/27/2013 |
my reggae album |
pants |
| 4677 |
10/8/2011 |
my soul |
pants,dick |
| 445 |
12/18/1999 |
my summer vacation |
deuce |
| 2104 |
7/7/2004 |
my sweater in the toilet |
spigot |
| 6031 |
8/4/2015 |
my sweet jesus |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 4857 |
4/12/2012 |
my thoughts and feelings |
pants |
| 3819 |
4/17/2009 |
my valentine, my alibi |
pants,deuce |
| 4893 |
5/22/2012 |
my voice on radio |
pants |
| 2558 |
10/31/2005 |
mysterious halloween mystery (a jerkcity halloween special) |
spigot |
| 4793 |
2/6/2012 |
mystery clonkings and bonkings |
spigot,pants |
| 1286 |
4/9/2002 |
mystery core file |
pants |
| 894 |
3/7/2001 |
n are for nuts |
spigot |
| 4973 |
8/15/2012 |
n but please |
deuce,spigot |
| 3868 |
6/5/2009 |
n.a.d.d. |
spigot |
| 752 |
10/14/2000 |
n.a.n-a |
spigot,deuce |
| 3962 |
9/9/2009 |
nafta |
spigot,pants |
| 3960 |
9/7/2009 |
naked in front of a mirror |
spigot |
| 16 |
9/4/1998 |
naked through a cornfield |
|
| 3245 |
9/21/2007 |
nanny goat |
pants,deuce |
| 6016 |
7/20/2015 |
nasa/hubble |
spigot,pants |
| 1654 |
4/11/2003 |
national anthem |
pants |
| 480 |
1/19/2000 |
national public radio news |
spigot |
| 1087 |
9/22/2001 |
natural reaction |
spigot,deuce |
| 2362 |
4/17/2005 |
nazi backwards |
deuce |
| 6112 |
10/24/2015 |
nazi germany |
spigot,pants |
| 2948 |
11/27/2006 |
ndn |
pants |
| 2101 |
7/4/2004 |
near and far |
spigot |
| 411 |
11/15/1999 |
near mint |
pants,spigot |
| 1861 |
11/7/2003 |
nearly extinct |
pants,spigot |
| 2905 |
10/12/2006 |
nearly noon |
spigot |
| 3708 |
12/27/2008 |
need hits |
atandt,spigot |
| 3734 |
1/22/2009 |
need s/n |
spigot,pants |
| 3761 |
2/18/2009 |
need to lick |
deuce,pants |
| 4602 |
7/18/2011 |
need to take a shit |
spigot |
| 4847 |
4/2/2012 |
need you to get a job |
spigot |
| 826 |
12/29/2000 |
neil diamond or bust |
spigot,rands |
| 4258 |
7/15/2010 |
neither the n-word nor weird al |
spigot,deuce |
| 6517 |
12/27/2016 |
nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds |
deuce |
| 1114 |
10/19/2001 |
nervous |
spigot,deuce,atandt |
| 2246 |
12/22/2004 |
net split |
deuce,pants |
| 1396 |
7/27/2002 |
netcenter visitors |
spigot |
| 5645 |
7/14/2014 |
netcode |
deuce |
| 5156 |
2/25/2013 |
netflix |
deuce |
| 5510 |
2/28/2014 |
netflix for dicks |
pants,deuce |
| 998 |
6/21/2001 |
netizens |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 1429 |
8/28/2002 |
netscape time |
spigot |
| 3380 |
2/3/2008 |
never again |
spigot |
| 4089 |
1/21/2010 |
never again |
spigot,pants |
| 5261 |
6/11/2013 |
never coming back |
spigot |
| 2066 |
5/30/2004 |
never finished high school |
pants,deuce |
| 2024 |
4/18/2004 |
never get out of the boat |
hanford,atandt |
| 4661 |
9/15/2011 |
never letting go |
pants |
| 2298 |
2/12/2005 |
never make fun |
pants |
| 3956 |
9/3/2009 |
never mind |
deuce |
| 6509 |
12/16/2016 |
never mind |
pants |
| 2701 |
3/22/2006 |
never say no |
rands,pants |
| 2324 |
3/10/2005 |
new coke |
spigot |
| 4231 |
6/18/2010 |
new for you |
deuce |
| 3908 |
7/15/2009 |
new math |
rands,spigot |
| 4551 |
5/19/2011 |
new rule |
deuce |
| 5480 |
1/29/2014 |
new silent key available |
deuce,pants |
| 4130 |
3/4/2010 |
new strip every monday |
spigot |
| 3443 |
4/6/2008 |
new style |
pants |
| 1794 |
9/1/2003 |
newly pierced tongue |
deuce |
| 478 |
1/17/2000 |
news and happenings |
deuce,rands |
| 1447 |
9/15/2002 |
news from the front lines |
spigot |
| 3857 |
5/25/2009 |
next |
spigot |
| 5512 |
3/2/2014 |
next stop |
spigot |
| 2547 |
10/20/2005 |
next time |
atandt,pants |
| 5340 |
8/29/2013 |
next time we're in the city |
spigot |
| 4243 |
6/30/2010 |
next to your name |
deuce |
| 6597 |
3/26/2017 |
nice to meet you |
deuce,pants |
| 2977 |
12/27/2006 |
nice weather for stoners |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3237 |
9/13/2007 |
nicely toasted |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 124 |
2/14/1999 |
nicole kidman's tits |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 2447 |
7/11/2005 |
night swimming |
deuce |
| 1466 |
10/4/2002 |
nine dicks nine times |
atandt,pants |
| 6644 |
5/12/2017 |
nine more kinds of mustard |
spigot,pants |
| 1630 |
3/18/2003 |
nine times out of nine |
pants,deuce |
| 3210 |
8/17/2007 |
nine years old |
deuce,pants |
| 6767 |
9/22/2017 |
nitrites, nitrates |
deuce,pants |
| 6752 |
9/3/2017 |
nixon tapes |
deuce,pants |
| 6746 |
8/28/2017 |
no candles |
net,deuce,pants |
| 4944 |
7/17/2012 |
no carrier |
spigot |
| 2727 |
4/18/2006 |
no credit card required |
pants,spigot |
| 4118 |
2/19/2010 |
no dumping drains to bay |
pants |
| 5013 |
9/30/2012 |
no evading, avoiding, abstaining, sidestepping |
spigot |
| 1823 |
9/30/2003 |
no exit |
pants |
| 2474 |
8/7/2005 |
no exits to the bar |
rands,deuce |
| 1562 |
1/8/2003 |
no halloween this year |
pants,deuce |
| 5122 |
1/22/2013 |
no help whatsoever |
spigot,deuce |
| 1234 |
2/16/2002 |
no i guess not |
pants,deuce |
| 1026 |
7/20/2001 |
no i ha |
deuce,pants |
| 3581 |
8/22/2008 |
no i will not |
spigot,deuce |
| 3717 |
1/5/2009 |
no ident response |
spigot,pants |
| 2670 |
2/19/2006 |
no longer allowed to attend the flea market |
spigot |
| 2993 |
1/12/2007 |
no longer allowed to use the telnet |
pants |
| 3273 |
10/19/2007 |
no looking at the clock |
spigot |
| 2669 |
2/18/2006 |
no matter what |
pants |
| 4719 |
11/20/2011 |
no mop |
pants,deuce |
| 6265 |
4/8/2016 |
no more talk |
spigot |
| 1585 |
1/31/2003 |
no msg |
spigot |
| 4465 |
2/11/2011 |
no msg |
spigot |
| 3106 |
5/5/2007 |
no need for the rough stuff |
spigot,pants |
| 4122 |
2/24/2010 |
no no no |
pants,deuce |
| 4173 |
4/19/2010 |
no offense |
spigot |
| 5218 |
4/29/2013 |
no part of me is happy about this |
pants |
| 6695 |
7/7/2017 |
no results |
pants |
| 2662 |
2/11/2006 |
no right or wrong answer |
spigot,deuce |
| 3521 |
6/23/2008 |
no room for the weak |
pants,deuce |
| 3590 |
8/31/2008 |
no smoking |
spigot,deuce |
| 2821 |
7/20/2006 |
no such thing |
rands,atandt |
| 2518 |
9/20/2005 |
no such thing as a dick zombie |
pants |
| 6341 |
6/24/2016 |
no tickee no laundry |
deuce,pants |
| 3952 |
8/30/2009 |
no tomorrow |
deuce,rands |
| 216 |
5/9/1999 |
no two alike |
spigot,deuce |
| 4198 |
5/14/2010 |
no wait |
pants,deuce |
| 3268 |
10/14/2007 |
no way |
pants,deuce |
| 5774 |
11/20/2014 |
no way no how |
pants |
| 3745 |
2/2/2009 |
no way to behave |
spigot |
| 5214 |
4/25/2013 |
no way you can tell me |
deuce,spigot |
| 6019 |
7/23/2015 |
no women |
spigot |
| 2946 |
11/25/2006 |
nobody home |
|
| 915 |
3/28/2001 |
nobody likes a quitter |
spigot |
| 2939 |
11/17/2006 |
nobody move |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 2664 |
2/13/2006 |
nobody move this is a cave-in |
effigy,deuce |
| 6764 |
9/19/2017 |
nobody's business |
deuce |
| 3342 |
12/27/2007 |
nom nom nom |
rands,deuce |
| 3684 |
12/3/2008 |
non stop |
deuce |
| 6776 |
10/1/2017 |
none of this matters |
deuce,spigot |
| 4383 |
11/17/2010 |
nonesuch and whatnot |
pants |
| 2027 |
4/21/2004 |
noodles |
spigot,deuce |
| 2022 |
4/16/2004 |
normal sex |
spigot |
| 2285 |
1/30/2005 |
nose and glasses |
pants,deuce |
| 6556 |
2/10/2017 |
nose and glasses |
deuce,spigot |
| 412 |
11/16/1999 |
not a day goes by |
spigot |
| 4488 |
3/16/2011 |
not a good sign |
deuce,pants |
| 4947 |
7/20/2012 |
not a pony |
pants |
| 2111 |
7/14/2004 |
not a real version number |
pants,deuce |
| 5579 |
5/8/2014 |
not a single animal cracker |
pants,deuce |
| 5580 |
5/9/2014 |
not accusing you |
spigot |
| 4877 |
5/6/2012 |
not affiliated with the authors |
spigot,deuce |
| 6419 |
9/11/2016 |
not afraid |
spigot,pants |
| 723 |
9/15/2000 |
not again |
pants,deuce |
| 916 |
3/29/2001 |
not another bite |
spigot |
| 6137 |
11/20/2015 |
not another word |
spigot |
| 2663 |
2/12/2006 |
not cowboys but still quite gay |
deuce,pants |
| 4152 |
3/26/2010 |
not dead |
pants |
| 1289 |
4/12/2002 |
not enough curry |
pants,atandt |
| 6637 |
5/5/2017 |
not even dead yet |
deuce,pants |
| 4512 |
4/9/2011 |
not even humans |
pants,deuce |
| 6070 |
9/12/2015 |
not even thinking gay things |
pants,deuce |
| 3934 |
8/10/2009 |
not fire |
pants,deuce |
| 3954 |
9/1/2009 |
not for sale |
pants |
| 341 |
9/8/1999 |
not gay |
spigot,deuce |
| 2726 |
4/17/2006 |
not girls, not fast cars |
pants,ozone |
| 2420 |
6/14/2005 |
not guilty |
spigot,deuce |
| 3328 |
12/13/2007 |
not hard enough |
deuce,net |
| 3504 |
6/6/2008 |
not having any idea |
deuce,spigot |
| 4897 |
5/27/2012 |
not heaven at all |
pants,deuce |
| 462 |
1/1/2000 |
not helping |
hanford,pants |
| 3310 |
11/25/2007 |
not helping at all |
deuce,rands |
| 3255 |
10/1/2007 |
not his living room |
spigot |
| 3694 |
12/13/2008 |
not hung up |
deuce,spigot |
| 1626 |
3/14/2003 |
not i, said the deuce |
net,deuce |
| 5490 |
2/8/2014 |
not in a gay way |
pants,deuce |
| 4062 |
12/23/2009 |
not ironic at all actually |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 4105 |
2/6/2010 |
not judging you |
pants,deuce |
| 2226 |
12/2/2004 |
not just cold water |
pants,spigot |
| 5279 |
6/29/2013 |
not lying |
pants,spigot |
| 2332 |
3/18/2005 |
not me |
rands,spigot |
| 3093 |
4/22/2007 |
not me |
spigot,deuce |
| 5747 |
10/24/2014 |
not mine |
pants,deuce |
| 4134 |
3/8/2010 |
not my fault |
deuce |
| 2932 |
11/10/2006 |
not my problem |
pants,rands |
| 5634 |
7/3/2014 |
not on my watch |
effigy,spigot |
| 3682 |
12/1/2008 |
not poop |
deuce |
| 2549 |
10/22/2005 |
not real after all |
pants |
| 520 |
2/28/2000 |
not real bananas |
deuce,spigot |
| 4566 |
6/4/2011 |
not really a solution |
spigot |
| 3406 |
2/29/2008 |
not stopping him |
pants,deuce |
| 4684 |
10/15/2011 |
not sure |
spigot,bung |
| 3282 |
10/28/2007 |
not sure if it's time |
spigot,deuce |
| 5916 |
4/11/2015 |
not sure if you're up |
spigot |
| 3456 |
4/19/2008 |
not sure what they're talking about |
deuce,rands |
| 1304 |
4/27/2002 |
not that scott adams |
deuce,pants |
| 6405 |
8/28/2016 |
not the dicks you wished you licked |
spigot |
| 1770 |
8/5/2003 |
not the face |
pants,deuce |
| 2742 |
5/3/2006 |
not the face |
pants,spigot |
| 2056 |
5/20/2004 |
not the fucking muppet show |
spigot |
| 5896 |
3/22/2015 |
not the mean one |
pants,spigot |
| 5544 |
4/3/2014 |
not the other way around |
pants,deuce |
| 5997 |
7/1/2015 |
not the same thing |
deuce |
| 3530 |
7/2/2008 |
not too particular |
pants |
| 3531 |
7/3/2008 |
not too well no |
spigot,pants |
| 3426 |
3/20/2008 |
not understanding |
spigot |
| 5166 |
3/8/2013 |
not very bright |
pants,deuce,hanford |
| 4730 |
12/1/2011 |
not wearing a shirt |
pants,deuce |
| 3830 |
4/28/2009 |
not what he's waiting for |
pants,spigot |
| 3123 |
5/22/2007 |
not working |
spigot,deuce |
| 796 |
11/27/2000 |
note from the depths |
rands,deuce |
| 5686 |
8/24/2014 |
note the horizon where sand meets sky |
spigot,pants |
| 5488 |
2/6/2014 |
note to myself |
spigot |
| 3194 |
8/1/2007 |
note to self |
spigot |
| 2413 |
6/7/2005 |
nothing but clear skies |
pants |
| 458 |
12/30/1999 |
nothing but the face |
pants |
| 5223 |
5/4/2013 |
nothing dinky about them |
pants,deuce |
| 6117 |
10/29/2015 |
nothing like what you asked for |
deuce,pants |
| 4111 |
2/12/2010 |
nothing wrong |
deuce,pants |
| 5550 |
4/9/2014 |
nothing wrong with sulu |
pants,spigot |
| 6541 |
1/26/2017 |
now he's asking her if she can please smile |
spigot |
| 4281 |
8/7/2010 |
now i must turn my back on you |
pants,deuce |
| 3425 |
3/19/2008 |
now it's just plain old wednesday |
pants |
| 3502 |
6/4/2008 |
now more than ever |
spigot |
| 4139 |
3/13/2010 |
now or later |
deuce |
| 6241 |
3/15/2016 |
now that's an oscillator |
spigot |
| 4115 |
2/16/2010 |
now that's just |
pants |
| 4683 |
10/14/2011 |
now that's just mean spirited |
spigot,deuce |
| 6577 |
3/4/2017 |
now we just take a moment |
spigot,pants |
| 1116 |
10/21/2001 |
now what |
pants |
| 3688 |
12/7/2008 |
now you tell him |
deuce,pants |
| 4242 |
6/29/2010 |
now you're thinking with portals |
spigot |
| 4904 |
6/3/2012 |
now you've gone and done it |
spigot |
| 6364 |
7/17/2016 |
nowhere near being all out of either one |
deuce,spigot |
| 4731 |
12/2/2011 |
ntsb |
deuce |
| 2572 |
11/14/2005 |
nuff said |
pants |
| 6194 |
1/20/2016 |
null set |
deuce |
| 2575 |
11/17/2005 |
numb |
pants,deuce |
| 1966 |
2/19/2004 |
number nine |
atandt,pants |
| 1404 |
8/4/2002 |
nun sense |
deuce,spigot |
| 5391 |
10/25/2013 |
nunsense |
spigot,deuce |
| 3239 |
9/15/2007 |
nurk |
pants |
| 5143 |
2/12/2013 |
nurse spigot |
spigot |
| 4745 |
12/19/2011 |
nut crunch |
spigot |
| 4589 |
7/5/2011 |
nutcracker |
spigot,pants |
| 359 |
9/26/1999 |
nuts |
net |
| 4171 |
4/17/2010 |
nuts to that |
pants |
| 6000 |
7/4/2015 |
o happy day |
pants,deuce |
| 544 |
3/23/2000 |
o untimely death |
pants |
| 2907 |
10/14/2006 |
o untimely death! |
spigot |
| 5502 |
2/20/2014 |
o(e^n) |
pants,deuce |
| 6787 |
10/14/2017 |
o(n) |
deuce,pants |
| 4357 |
10/22/2010 |
obo |
pants,deuce |
| 1381 |
7/12/2002 |
obscene gerund: expletive deleted (a love story) |
pants,spigot |
| 3462 |
4/25/2008 |
odd how things work out |
pants,deuce |
| 5963 |
5/28/2015 |
odds are good |
pants,deuce |
| 2712 |
4/2/2006 |
ode to bonghits (all nine of them) |
pants,ozone,atandt,hanford |
| 4039 |
11/30/2009 |
ode unto twitter |
pants |
| 1405 |
8/5/2002 |
of all of the |
ozone,spigot |
| 6749 |
8/31/2017 |
of all the shit in that paragraph |
deuce,spigot |
| 3589 |
8/30/2008 |
of an |
spigot,deuce |
| 4116 |
2/17/2010 |
of is it still masturbating |
spigot,dick |
| 6337 |
6/20/2016 |
off on a rant |
spigot |
| 2130 |
8/2/2004 |
off the air |
deuce,pants |
| 5374 |
10/8/2013 |
off to a good start |
deuce,pants |
| 6462 |
10/27/2016 |
off to brunch |
spigot,pants |
| 3257 |
10/3/2007 |
oh boy |
spigot |
| 4428 |
1/4/2011 |
oh boy |
spigot |
| 5382 |
10/16/2013 |
oh christ fuck |
deuce |
| 4830 |
3/16/2012 |
oh cruel fate |
pants |
| 1814 |
9/21/2003 |
oh fuck it |
pants |
| 1320 |
5/13/2002 |
oh glorious hole |
net,pants |
| 4894 |
5/23/2012 |
oh god |
pants,deuce |
| 6091 |
10/3/2015 |
oh god all over again |
spigot |
| 2160 |
9/28/2004 |
oh god now what |
pants |
| 5387 |
10/21/2013 |
oh god oh god |
deuce |
| 4417 |
12/24/2010 |
oh god we're rolling |
spigot |
| 4995 |
9/6/2012 |
oh god you're a monster |
pants,deuce |
| 4367 |
11/1/2010 |
oh hell yes |
pants |
| 5332 |
8/21/2013 |
oh it's on |
spigot |
| 2118 |
7/21/2004 |
oh man july just fucking goes on and on like some unstoppable month |
deuce,pants |
| 5941 |
5/6/2015 |
oh my yes |
deuce |
| 3215 |
8/22/2007 |
oh no not again |
pants |
| 3898 |
7/5/2009 |
oh shit |
deuce |
| 3899 |
7/6/2009 |
oh shit |
deuce,net |
| 3900 |
7/7/2009 |
oh shit |
deuce,net |
| 3901 |
7/8/2009 |
oh shit |
atandt,deuce |
| 3902 |
7/9/2009 |
oh shit |
spigot |
| 3903 |
7/10/2009 |
oh shit |
pants,deuce |
| 4382 |
11/16/2010 |
oh that divine miss bette midler |
spigot |
| 149 |
3/10/1999 |
oh the humanity |
pants |
| 1843 |
10/20/2003 |
oh waiter |
deuce |
| 2001 |
3/26/2004 |
oh well |
spigot,pants |
| 2146 |
9/14/2004 |
oh what a feeling indeed |
pants |
| 1284 |
4/7/2002 |
oh won't you shut up |
ozone,pants |
| 4791 |
2/3/2012 |
oh yeah that's right |
spigot,deuce |
| 2935 |
11/13/2006 |
oh yeah well |
pants,deuce |
| 1705 |
6/1/2003 |
oh you do not |
pants,rands |
| 2785 |
6/15/2006 |
ohno. wait wait come back |
effigy |
| 5568 |
4/27/2014 |
okay |
deuce,ozone |
| 965 |
5/18/2001 |
okay madonna |
spigot |
| 4766 |
1/9/2012 |
okay now |
spigot |
| 6017 |
7/21/2015 |
okay now |
spigot |
| 3602 |
9/12/2008 |
okay people: head |
deuce,spigot |
| 3429 |
3/23/2008 |
okay quiet no talking |
spigot,deuce |
| 3640 |
10/20/2008 |
okay shut up shut up shut up shut up |
pants |
| 5573 |
5/2/2014 |
okay thanks i thought so |
deuce,pants |
| 413 |
11/17/1999 |
okay then |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 1059 |
8/25/2001 |
okay to be gay |
spigot,deuce |
| 3788 |
3/17/2009 |
okay tonight |
pants,deuce |
| 2208 |
11/14/2004 |
okay too |
spigot,deuce |
| 917 |
3/30/2001 |
old |
deuce,pants |
| 5410 |
11/16/2013 |
old man cap |
pants,spigot |
| 1687 |
5/14/2003 |
old mc donald |
spigot |
| 6485 |
11/21/2016 |
olive garden |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5005 |
9/22/2012 |
on a saturday |
pants,spigot |
| 4574 |
6/19/2011 |
on a scale from |
spigot |
| 1497 |
11/4/2002 |
on an outpost at the edge of space |
spigot |
| 2476 |
8/9/2005 |
on being owned |
pants |
| 2540 |
10/13/2005 |
on call |
spigot |
| 5971 |
6/5/2015 |
on dicklicking |
pants,deuce |
| 5168 |
3/10/2013 |
on fatness |
deuce,net |
| 979 |
6/1/2001 |
on golden pond |
spigot,pants,rands |
| 3556 |
7/28/2008 |
on hold |
pants |
| 765 |
10/27/2000 |
on holiday |
spigot,pants,rands |
| 2531 |
10/4/2005 |
on line |
spigot |
| 3620 |
9/30/2008 |
on making babies |
pants,deuce |
| 3379 |
2/2/2008 |
on my chin |
bung,deuce |
| 4626 |
8/11/2011 |
on the count of three |
spigot,pants |
| 995 |
6/18/2001 |
on the edge of forever |
spigot |
| 4611 |
7/27/2011 |
on the history |
spigot |
| 1145 |
11/19/2001 |
on the horn |
pants |
| 3463 |
4/26/2008 |
on the horn with technical support |
spigot |
| 4945 |
7/18/2012 |
on the moon |
pants,spigot |
| 6044 |
8/17/2015 |
on the road |
spigot |
| 4873 |
5/1/2012 |
on the train tracks |
spigot |
| 6610 |
4/8/2017 |
on the whole |
spigot |
| 2704 |
3/25/2006 |
on touching dicks in these post-9/11 times |
bung,deuce |
| 4450 |
1/26/2011 |
once again |
deuce,pants |
| 5781 |
11/27/2014 |
once an hour |
spigot,pants |
| 4902 |
6/1/2012 |
once or twice |
rands,spigot |
| 2374 |
4/29/2005 |
one at a time |
net,deuce,pants |
| 3309 |
11/24/2007 |
one ball |
deuce |
| 5469 |
1/18/2014 |
one door leads to freedom |
spigot |
| 918 |
3/31/2001 |
one eight hundred urine |
spigot,pants |
| 5486 |
2/4/2014 |
one for each card in the deck |
spigot,deuce |
| 1254 |
3/8/2002 |
one for the crow |
pants |
| 3534 |
7/6/2008 |
one for the money |
spigot |
| 3312 |
11/27/2007 |
one hand slapping |
spigot |
| 2156 |
9/24/2004 |
one hot faggot |
spigot,deuce |
| 1888 |
12/4/2003 |
one if by land and two if by sea |
atandt,pants |
| 143 |
3/6/1999 |
one in every four women |
deuce,rands |
| 1065 |
8/31/2001 |
one in the same |
deuce,effigy |
| 4257 |
7/14/2010 |
one is a lonely number |
spigot |
| 1977 |
3/1/2004 |
one is the crusiest number |
atandt,deuce |
| 5241 |
5/22/2013 |
one is too small |
spigot,pants |
| 4591 |
7/7/2011 |
one last time |
spigot,pants |
| 6634 |
5/2/2017 |
one man's incredible journey |
spigot |
| 5791 |
12/7/2014 |
one more |
spigot |
| 5690 |
8/28/2014 |
one more day |
deuce |
| 1226 |
2/8/2002 |
one more time |
pants |
| 5217 |
4/28/2013 |
one more willing party |
pants |
| 3543 |
7/15/2008 |
one must thrust it somewhere |
spigot,dick |
| 1419 |
8/18/2002 |
one or the other you idiot faggots (mervyns) |
pants |
| 4905 |
6/4/2012 |
one out of three |
spigot,pants |
| 6047 |
8/20/2015 |
one ping only |
pants |
| 2117 |
7/20/2004 |
one ping only please |
deuce,pants |
| 6561 |
2/15/2017 |
one snicker please |
spigot,pants |
| 1271 |
3/25/2002 |
one thing |
deuce,spigot |
| 4953 |
7/26/2012 |
one thing at a time |
deuce |
| 1056 |
8/22/2001 |
one thousand a week |
deuce,pants |
| 1000 |
6/23/2001 |
one thousand strips later |
pants |
| 5664 |
8/2/2014 |
one too many |
deuce,spigot |
| 1500 |
11/7/2002 |
one twix bar |
spigot |
| 5275 |
6/25/2013 |
one would exclude the other |
deuce,spigot |
| 6103 |
10/15/2015 |
one- point safe |
deuce |
| 6753 |
9/4/2017 |
one-man show |
deuce |
| 290 |
7/21/1999 |
ongoing converage |
pants,spigot,deuce,rands |
| 388 |
10/23/1999 |
online help |
pants |
| 3573 |
8/14/2008 |
online, internet e-transaction |
dick,deuce |
| 6533 |
1/12/2017 |
only a dollop will do |
deuce,pants |
| 5763 |
11/9/2014 |
only after |
pants |
| 4513 |
4/10/2011 |
only going to ask you one more time |
pants,deuce |
| 3672 |
11/21/2008 |
only one |
pants |
| 4381 |
11/15/2010 |
only one |
deuce |
| 93 |
12/23/1998 |
only the lonely |
harriet |
| 2530 |
10/3/2005 |
only two words |
spigot,pants |
| 5040 |
10/29/2012 |
only when the chain is gone |
spigot |
| 1669 |
4/26/2003 |
oodles of noodly cock |
deuce |
| 3486 |
5/19/2008 |
oop |
spigot,deuce |
| 5722 |
9/29/2014 |
oop |
spigot,deuce |
| 605 |
5/23/2000 |
oops i did it again |
rands,deuce |
| 6657 |
5/25/2017 |
oops tapped one |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5227 |
5/8/2013 |
open for three days |
spigot |
| 4285 |
8/11/2010 |
open forever |
spigot |
| 3459 |
4/22/2008 |
open the door |
spigot,deuce |
| 5844 |
1/29/2015 |
opening the skylight |
spigot |
| 1572 |
1/18/2003 |
opening up |
spigot |
| 5154 |
2/23/2013 |
operation: drown kevin smith |
spigot |
| 5155 |
2/24/2013 |
operation: drown reddit |
pants,spigot |
| 1706 |
6/2/2003 |
operator precedence |
rands,deuce,spigot |
| 3760 |
2/17/2009 |
opt-out |
spigot |
| 3104 |
5/3/2007 |
optimizing shaders |
spigot,pants |
| 2574 |
11/16/2005 |
or are you just resting |
hanford |
| 1653 |
4/10/2003 |
or can it |
pants,deuce |
| 5257 |
6/7/2013 |
or die trying |
pants,deuce |
| 4669 |
9/27/2011 |
or grass grower for a farmer |
pants,deuce |
| 4175 |
4/21/2010 |
or have i been excluded |
spigot,pants |
| 4363 |
10/28/2010 |
or not |
pants,deuce |
| 4120 |
2/21/2010 |
or something |
spigot,deuce |
| 2099 |
7/2/2004 |
or what |
spigot,deuce |
| 3807 |
4/5/2009 |
orc dicks |
pants |
| 5809 |
12/25/2014 |
order came straight from the top |
spigot |
| 6074 |
9/16/2015 |
order of operations |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 6524 |
1/3/2017 |
order of operations |
pants |
| 104 |
1/14/1999 |
ordinary deck of cards |
spigot |
| 3283 |
10/29/2007 |
oregon trail |
spigot |
| 3076 |
4/5/2007 |
original research |
pants |
| 2395 |
5/20/2005 |
originally published 6-jan-1998 14:12:27 |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 1530 |
12/7/2002 |
orpheus, son of morpheus |
pants |
| 3482 |
5/15/2008 |
other wise |
pants,deuce |
| 2368 |
4/23/2005 |
others like me |
spigot |
| 1797 |
9/4/2003 |
otherwise still working out some bugs |
atandt |
| 2683 |
3/4/2006 |
oughta be a law |
ozone,bung,net,rands |
| 1821 |
9/28/2003 |
our demands |
pants |
| 1822 |
9/29/2003 |
our fatness |
pants |
| 653 |
7/8/2000 |
our feminine dykey selves |
spigot,deuce |
| 2433 |
6/27/2005 |
our most valuable resource |
spigot |
| 4720 |
11/21/2011 |
our true nature |
spigot,deuce |
| 1824 |
10/1/2003 |
our very gay tour |
pants |
| 6196 |
1/22/2016 |
out for ice cream |
spigot,deuce |
| 1627 |
3/15/2003 |
out of control |
deuce,spigot |
| 5072 |
11/30/2012 |
out of every hole |
deuce |
| 5734 |
10/11/2014 |
out of memory |
spigot |
| 4375 |
11/9/2010 |
out of style, lied |
pants |
| 4206 |
5/24/2010 |
out of the way |
spigot |
| 6261 |
4/4/2016 |
out on the sidewalk |
deuce,spigot |
| 6190 |
1/12/2016 |
out the airlock i go |
deuce,pants |
| 3200 |
8/7/2007 |
out the window |
pants,deuce |
| 4179 |
4/25/2010 |
out tonight |
deuce,spigot |
| 1772 |
8/7/2003 |
outfagged |
spigot,deuce |
| 5029 |
10/18/2012 |
outsider art |
deuce |
| 3229 |
9/5/2007 |
over easy |
pants,deuce |
| 2264 |
1/9/2005 |
over heating |
pants,spigot |
| 6228 |
3/2/2016 |
over/under |
spigot |
| 2953 |
12/2/2006 |
overheating |
deuce,rands,pants |
| 6491 |
11/27/2016 |
overlapping circles |
deuce |
| 4797 |
2/10/2012 |
ow ow ow |
spigot |
| 6615 |
4/13/2017 |
ow ow ow hot hot hot |
deuce,pants |
| 4715 |
11/16/2011 |
oysters for breakfast |
pants |
| 2940 |
11/19/2006 |
ozone hole |
ozone |
| 2201 |
11/7/2004 |
ozone in deep deep space |
ozone |
| 6125 |
11/6/2015 |
ozone vs the pig |
spigot,pants |
| 5934 |
4/29/2015 |
ozone vs the pigs |
ozone |
| 2856 |
8/23/2006 |
pacific air 121 |
deuce,pants |
| 5272 |
6/22/2013 |
packed up against each other |
pants,deuce |
| 3583 |
8/24/2008 |
packed with shit |
deuce |
| 131 |
2/22/1999 |
packets |
spigot,CENSORED,deuce |
| 3693 |
12/12/2008 |
page 1 of 1 |
pants |
| 2869 |
9/5/2006 |
page one column one paragraph one sentence one |
pants,spigot,rands |
| 2997 |
1/16/2007 |
pageup |
pants,deuce |
| 6400 |
8/23/2016 |
paint-soaked |
pants |
| 1369 |
6/30/2002 |
pam grier |
deuce,rands |
| 6401 |
8/24/2016 |
pancake batter |
spigot,pants |
| 3144 |
6/12/2007 |
pancakes |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3281 |
10/27/2007 |
pancakes for brunch |
pants,spigot |
| 2825 |
7/24/2006 |
pancakes or ham |
spigot |
| 1019 |
7/13/2001 |
panel count |
rands,pants |
| 5011 |
9/28/2012 |
panic! at the gay disco |
pants,deuce |
| 3632 |
10/12/2008 |
pantload |
deuce,spigot |
| 289 |
7/20/1999 |
pants and deuce like dick |
pants,deuce |
| 6168 |
12/21/2015 |
pants and deuce vs. the bat |
pants,deuce |
| 712 |
9/4/2000 |
pants and rands sing |
pants,rands |
| 5679 |
8/17/2014 |
pants from jerkcity annual |
pants |
| 1193 |
1/6/2002 |
pants gets a reboot |
pants |
| 583 |
5/1/2000 |
pants has a secret (zen boners 3 of 4) |
pants |
| 947 |
4/30/2001 |
pants in france |
pants |
| 5892 |
3/18/2015 |
pants in repose |
pants |
| 3888 |
6/25/2009 |
pants in space |
deuce,pants |
| 2520 |
9/22/2005 |
pants is in the wrong restroom but gets huffy about it anyway |
pants |
| 3227 |
9/3/2007 |
pants licks dick |
pants,deuce |
| 4186 |
5/2/2010 |
pants on holiday |
pants |
| 883 |
2/24/2001 |
pants on opening day |
pants |
| 2358 |
4/13/2005 |
pants on the motherfucking moon |
pants |
| 1312 |
5/5/2002 |
pants on trial |
pants,deuce |
| 622 |
6/8/2000 |
pants plays monopoly |
pants |
| 2987 |
1/6/2007 |
pants reads fan mail |
pants |
| 4585 |
7/1/2011 |
pants slowly raises his hand |
deuce,pants |
| 595 |
5/13/2000 |
pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick |
pants |
| 3335 |
12/20/2007 |
pants vs. jesus christ |
pants,deuce |
| 594 |
5/12/2000 |
pants vs. the boner monster |
pants |
| 1340 |
6/2/2002 |
pants' pepperoni hot pockets |
spigot,deuce |
| 6092 |
10/4/2015 |
pants, friend of animals |
pants,deuce |
| 3527 |
6/29/2008 |
panty liners |
pants |
| 4762 |
1/5/2012 |
pap smears |
pants,deuce |
| 5612 |
6/11/2014 |
parade magazine |
spigot |
| 2788 |
6/18/2006 |
parade re-routed |
spigot |
| 1197 |
1/10/2002 |
pardon me |
spigot |
| 795 |
11/26/2000 |
pardon our dust |
rands |
| 2401 |
5/26/2005 |
paris hilton |
pants |
| 6163 |
12/16/2015 |
park it and lock it not responsible |
spigot |
| 6466 |
10/31/2016 |
parking lot cosplay |
deuce,pants |
| 1550 |
12/27/2002 |
parking's not so bad in the winter |
pants,spigot |
| 1118 |
10/23/2001 |
part of a balanced breakfast |
spigot |
| 3875 |
6/12/2009 |
particle-like |
dick |
| 1954 |
2/7/2004 |
party car |
pants |
| 5407 |
11/10/2013 |
pass |
spigot,deuce |
| 571 |
4/19/2000 |
pass it on |
spigot,deuce |
| 3185 |
7/23/2007 |
pass it on |
pants |
| 4323 |
9/18/2010 |
pass it on |
pants |
| 6251 |
3/25/2016 |
pass it on |
pants |
| 6640 |
5/8/2017 |
passive-aggressive shithead engineer |
spigot |
| 6285 |
4/29/2016 |
password strength |
spigot,pants |
| 2366 |
4/21/2005 |
past my bedtime |
spigot |
| 547 |
3/26/2000 |
pastries |
spigot,pants |
| 6670 |
6/7/2017 |
patent pending |
deuce,pants |
| 1557 |
1/3/2003 |
pathetic little prick |
pants,net,ozone,deuce |
| 6105 |
10/17/2015 |
patience |
spigot,deuce |
| 4796 |
2/9/2012 |
patiently waiting |
spigot,pants |
| 3074 |
4/3/2007 |
patiently waiting for a sign |
pants,spigot |
| 1443 |
9/11/2002 |
patriot day |
pants,deuce |
| 292 |
7/23/1999 |
paul is dead |
spigot |
| 6374 |
7/28/2016 |
pay attention |
deuce,pants |
| 1920 |
1/5/2004 |
pay attention to me |
deuce |
| 6428 |
9/23/2016 |
peace was never an option |
pants |
| 2192 |
10/29/2004 |
peanut butter cookie dough ice cream people |
spigot,deuce |
| 6723 |
8/5/2017 |
peasants cheer |
spigot,pants |
| 681 |
8/4/2000 |
pecker me up |
deuce,pants |
| 199 |
4/24/1999 |
pecking order |
deuce,pants |
| 572 |
4/20/2000 |
pee fight |
deuce,spigot |
| 2568 |
11/10/2005 |
pee in my kimchee |
spigot |
| 3173 |
7/11/2007 |
peeing into girls' butts |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 1038 |
8/4/2001 |
peep hole |
spigot,deuce |
| 186 |
4/11/1999 |
penal colony |
deuce,net |
| 2676 |
2/25/2006 |
penis bird |
deuce,atandt |
| 3003 |
1/22/2007 |
penis griefing |
pants,deuce |
| 4664 |
9/22/2011 |
penis pumps |
deuce,pants |
| 3009 |
1/28/2007 |
penisgriefing |
pants,deuce |
| 869 |
2/10/2001 |
penny-flavored |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 5245 |
5/26/2013 |
people can't fly |
pants,deuce |
| 790 |
11/21/2000 |
people do |
deuce,pants,net |
| 3690 |
12/9/2008 |
people that i meet |
pants,spigot |
| 1803 |
9/10/2003 |
pep talk |
pants |
| 938 |
4/20/2001 |
pepsi challenge |
deuce,spigot |
| 5479 |
1/28/2014 |
pepsi zoso |
spigot,pants |
| 1062 |
8/28/2001 |
perfect fifth |
deuce |
| 4498 |
3/26/2011 |
perfect hoodie weather |
pants,deuce |
| 2881 |
9/17/2006 |
perfect noise-free environment |
deuce,pants |
| 6510 |
12/17/2016 |
perfect silence forever |
deuce,pants |
| 1146 |
11/20/2001 |
perfectly good |
atandt,net |
| 2698 |
3/19/2006 |
performance art |
deuce |
| 3251 |
9/27/2007 |
perhaps too much |
pants,deuce |
| 377 |
10/13/1999 |
perl |
spigot |
| 3238 |
9/14/2007 |
permission to fuck your face |
spigot,deuce |
| 5421 |
11/29/2013 |
permission to treat the witness as obese |
spigot |
| 4764 |
1/7/2012 |
pet the kitty |
deuce,pants |
| 895 |
3/8/2001 |
phantom stallbooth AKA toilet land |
spigot,deuce |
| 381 |
10/17/1999 |
phobes |
deuce |
| 418 |
11/21/1999 |
phone sex |
spigot |
| 6618 |
4/16/2017 |
phonenomena / do doo be-do-do |
deuce,pants |
| 4866 |
4/21/2012 |
phoning it in |
pants,deuce |
| 2495 |
8/28/2005 |
pick a card |
spigot |
| 4280 |
8/6/2010 |
picking up the telephone |
deuce,spigot |
| 2511 |
9/13/2005 |
pickles |
deuce,rands |
| 1296 |
4/19/2002 |
picture of a barn |
pants |
| 2678 |
2/27/2006 |
picture of a barn (b-side) |
pants |
| 5924 |
4/19/2015 |
picture of a cookie drawer |
spigot |
| 1836 |
10/13/2003 |
picture of a doll head |
pants |
| 4860 |
4/15/2012 |
picture of a free mattress |
pants |
| 6480 |
11/14/2016 |
picture of a ghost toilet |
ozone |
| 6259 |
4/2/2016 |
picture of a glorious spam can |
ozone |
| 2718 |
4/9/2006 |
picture of a hallway (where you go when you die) |
pants |
| 6701 |
7/13/2017 |
picture of a haunted concrete head |
pants |
| 2202 |
11/8/2004 |
picture of a hungry bear |
|
| 3749 |
2/6/2009 |
picture of a mug |
pants |
| 6252 |
3/26/2016 |
picture of a pair of urinals |
ozone |
| 4157 |
4/1/2010 |
picture of a put urine here |
pants |
| 3030 |
2/18/2007 |
picture of a ski mask |
|
| 4521 |
4/18/2011 |
picture of a sock in the parking lot |
sock |
| 5014 |
10/1/2012 |
picture of a true love |
pants |
| 2369 |
4/24/2005 |
picture of a wall hanging |
|
| 3186 |
7/24/2007 |
picture of a watering can |
|
| 1996 |
3/20/2004 |
picture of a white house |
pants |
| 456 |
12/29/1999 |
pie is good |
net,deuce |
| 4029 |
11/17/2009 |
piece of shit |
ozone |
| 3289 |
11/4/2007 |
pies |
pants,spigot |
| 5752 |
10/29/2014 |
pills => addiction => sucking dicks for pills |
pants,deuce |
| 4264 |
7/21/2010 |
pink, lemony |
spigot |
| 215 |
5/8/1999 |
piss (aka piss curtains) |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 6336 |
6/19/2016 |
piss and sadness |
deuce |
| 4850 |
4/5/2012 |
piss fetish |
deuce |
| 919 |
4/1/2001 |
piss fight |
atandt,pants |
| 1882 |
11/28/2003 |
piss freaks like me |
pants,deuce |
| 2086 |
6/19/2004 |
piss my face up |
spigot,pants |
| 6559 |
2/13/2017 |
piss twins |
deuce,pants |
| 2925 |
11/2/2006 |
piss vids |
deuce |
| 184 |
4/9/1999 |
pisscam |
spigot |
| 2003 |
3/28/2004 |
pissing on bitches |
pants |
| 2796 |
6/26/2006 |
pissing, squirting |
spigot,atandt |
| 5102 |
1/2/2013 |
pissjackers |
pants,deuce |
| 4624 |
8/9/2011 |
pisspigs |
pants,deuce |
| 4906 |
6/5/2012 |
pitchforks and torches |
deuce,pants |
| 144 |
3/7/1999 |
pizza |
pants,spigot |
| 4218 |
6/5/2010 |
pizza and dead babies |
pants,deuce |
| 6387 |
8/10/2016 |
placemats and bathmats |
spigot |
| 5357 |
9/15/2013 |
plaintext |
pants,deuce |
| 1693 |
5/20/2003 |
planting seeds |
pants,deuce |
| 1494 |
11/1/2002 |
plants, leaves |
pants,spigot |
| 4191 |
5/7/2010 |
play dentist with me |
deuce |
| 2132 |
8/4/2004 |
play oasis tracks |
spigot,pants |
| 2774 |
6/4/2006 |
play with my balls |
spigot |
| 966 |
5/19/2001 |
playing boggle |
spigot,deuce |
| 313 |
8/12/1999 |
playing grab-ass |
rands,spigot,plant |
| 4530 |
4/27/2011 |
playing restaurant |
deuce,pants |
| 1357 |
6/19/2002 |
playing solitare |
spigot |
| 3338 |
12/23/2007 |
please and thank you |
spigot |
| 3932 |
8/8/2009 |
please be seated |
pants,deuce |
| 3129 |
5/28/2007 |
please call my bbs |
spigot |
| 4396 |
12/1/2010 |
please call the enclave |
spigot |
| 1183 |
12/27/2001 |
please describe yourself |
net,deuce |
| 5899 |
3/25/2015 |
please do my homework for me |
pants,atandt |
| 6271 |
4/16/2016 |
please do the needful |
pants |
| 4687 |
10/18/2011 |
please don't abuse the help |
spigot,pants |
| 6037 |
8/10/2015 |
please don't tell me |
bung,atandt |
| 6672 |
6/9/2017 |
please fill the silo with corn |
pants |
| 278 |
7/9/1999 |
please find me a date |
deuce |
| 5379 |
10/13/2013 |
please follow me down the hallway |
spigot |
| 5713 |
9/20/2014 |
please get back to me about this |
pants,deuce |
| 3428 |
3/22/2008 |
please get hard |
pants,deuce |
| 2667 |
2/16/2006 |
please help i dream this every night and i don't know what it means |
pants |
| 2365 |
4/20/2005 |
please help me |
spigot |
| 4825 |
3/11/2012 |
please keep the door closed |
pants |
| 3501 |
6/3/2008 |
please leave a message |
deuce,spigot |
| 856 |
1/28/2001 |
please let me come in the bathroom with you |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 6062 |
9/4/2015 |
please let me rest (more and faster) |
pants,deuce |
| 5620 |
6/19/2014 |
please pass all traffic through net control |
spigot |
| 3305 |
11/20/2007 |
please pass nine pizzas |
spigot,deuce |
| 2738 |
4/29/2006 |
please pass the dick |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 4770 |
1/13/2012 |
please remember this |
deuce |
| 4802 |
2/17/2012 |
please return my coat |
spigot |
| 2710 |
3/31/2006 |
please sign my online petition |
spigot,pants |
| 5089 |
12/20/2012 |
please step back |
pants,deuce |
| 5274 |
6/24/2013 |
please stick to the protocol |
spigot |
| 2230 |
12/6/2004 |
please stop calling me |
spigot |
| 5068 |
11/26/2012 |
please stop saying that |
spigot |
| 3477 |
5/10/2008 |
please tell me |
deuce,spigot |
| 870 |
2/11/2001 |
please turn the lights on |
pants |
| 5728 |
10/5/2014 |
please wait |
pants |
| 3758 |
2/15/2009 |
pledge break |
spigot |
| 1460 |
9/28/2002 |
plight of my people |
pants,deuce |
| 6790 |
10/17/2017 |
plopping it into the water |
pants |
| 6295 |
5/9/2016 |
plugbusters |
spigot,pants |
| 5482 |
1/31/2014 |
plumpers like it big |
deuce,spigot |
| 1806 |
9/13/2003 |
plural proofs |
pants |
| 3824 |
4/22/2009 |
plus canada |
deuce,spigot,dick |
| 2087 |
6/20/2004 |
plus you know dicks |
rands,spigot |
| 4580 |
6/26/2011 |
plz love him |
atandt,deuce |
| 6518 |
12/28/2016 |
pocket dicks |
deuce,pants |
| 3158 |
6/26/2007 |
poem for deuce |
deuce,spigot |
| 1857 |
11/3/2003 |
poet laureate |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 623 |
6/9/2000 |
poetry and pottery |
spigot |
| 5922 |
4/17/2015 |
poignant irony |
spigot,pants |
| 1480 |
10/18/2002 |
pointers with codewarrior |
deuce,spigot |
| 3232 |
9/8/2007 |
pointing to his wang |
pants,deuce |
| 5738 |
10/15/2014 |
points at sky |
pants |
| 2211 |
11/17/2004 |
points to his mouth |
deuce |
| 502 |
2/10/2000 |
poke |
rands,pants |
| 3516 |
6/18/2008 |
pokey weiners |
spigot,deuce |
| 2615 |
12/26/2005 |
poking and yes choking |
pants,spigot |
| 6575 |
3/2/2017 |
police fire or medical |
deuce,pants |
| 832 |
1/4/2001 |
political activist |
dick |
| 747 |
10/9/2000 |
poll |
deuce,pants |
| 5768 |
11/14/2014 |
pong |
spigot |
| 1929 |
1/14/2004 |
ponk |
spigot |
| 2215 |
11/21/2004 |
ponk |
spigot |
| 2216 |
11/22/2004 |
ponk |
spigot |
| 2217 |
11/23/2004 |
ponk |
spigot |
| 4633 |
8/18/2011 |
poo on the walls |
pants |
| 202 |
4/26/1999 |
poo pet |
deuce,pants |
| 725 |
9/17/2000 |
poo vote |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 2917 |
10/24/2006 |
poof! |
deuce,rands |
| 2864 |
8/31/2006 |
pool day |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3969 |
9/16/2009 |
pool day |
spigot,deuce |
| 2616 |
12/27/2005 |
pooooooooooooooooooo said the ghost who had to poo |
spigot |
| 4727 |
11/28/2011 |
pop a load on my face |
spigot |
| 5777 |
11/23/2014 |
pop culture references |
pants,spigot |
| 1445 |
9/13/2002 |
pop-up ads |
deuce,pants,bung |
| 3802 |
3/31/2009 |
popsicle |
spigot,deuce |
| 4707 |
11/8/2011 |
porn 911 |
spigot |
| 6101 |
10/13/2015 |
porn convergence |
spigot,deuce |
| 5554 |
4/13/2014 |
porn court |
spigot,rands,deuce |
| 4022 |
11/10/2009 |
porn stack |
pants,spigot |
| 340 |
9/7/1999 |
porn star word association |
spigot,deuce |
| 5266 |
6/16/2013 |
porn train |
deuce |
| 2764 |
5/25/2006 |
porn trap |
pants |
| 1249 |
3/3/2002 |
pornography and shock tarts |
rands,spigot |
| 4522 |
4/19/2011 |
portal 2 |
spigot |
| 4637 |
8/22/2011 |
posing in front of the cock billboard |
spigot,deuce |
| 788 |
11/19/2000 |
positive comedy feedback |
spigot |
| 4820 |
3/6/2012 |
positive, gentle and kind |
deuce |
| 1534 |
12/11/2002 |
pot brownie recipe |
ozone |
| 6506 |
12/13/2016 |
pot pie |
deuce,pants |
| 939 |
4/21/2001 |
pottery barn |
spigot |
| 3643 |
10/23/2008 |
pow blam spark |
dick,deuce |
| 2189 |
10/26/2004 |
powers of ten |
deuce,pants |
| 1900 |
12/16/2003 |
pox on your house, a |
atandt,spigot |
| 3078 |
4/7/2007 |
pplfflk ghrpth |
pants,spigot |
| 1004 |
6/27/2001 |
pr0n |
pants |
| 3159 |
6/27/2007 |
practice dick |
pants,deuce |
| 3845 |
5/13/2009 |
practice makes perfect |
pants |
| 4151 |
3/25/2010 |
praise him |
pants |
| 6416 |
9/8/2016 |
pray for him |
pants |
| 5377 |
10/11/2013 |
pray for me |
pants |
| 4874 |
5/2/2012 |
pray under me |
pants,deuce |
| 3512 |
6/14/2008 |
pray with me |
spigot,pants |
| 5928 |
4/23/2015 |
pray with me |
pants |
| 713 |
9/5/2000 |
praying for you |
spigot,deuce |
| 251 |
6/13/1999 |
pre-paid blowjob card |
dick |
| 96 |
12/29/1998 |
precious weapon |
pants, spigot |
| 3887 |
6/24/2009 |
preggers |
pants,spigot |
| 4068 |
12/31/2009 |
preggo |
pants |
| 5468 |
1/17/2014 |
presence |
spigot,pants |
| 3499 |
6/1/2008 |
press any key to continue |
pants,deuce |
| 2422 |
6/16/2005 |
pretending, knowing, beating off a little |
dick,deuce |
| 2852 |
8/19/2006 |
pretty and witty and gay |
pants,deuce |
| 6540 |
1/25/2017 |
pretty flowers |
deuce,pants |
| 548 |
3/27/2000 |
pretty good piss |
deuce,spigot |
| 1409 |
8/9/2002 |
pretty sure |
deuce,ozone |
| 5617 |
6/16/2014 |
pretty sure |
spigot |
| 1820 |
9/27/2003 |
prick break |
spigot |
| 4030 |
11/18/2009 |
prick server 5000 |
spigot,deuce |
| 3221 |
8/28/2007 |
prickfest 2007 |
deuce,spigot |
| 6396 |
8/19/2016 |
pricks ahoy |
|
| 789 |
11/20/2000 |
pricky |
deuce,pants |
| 5197 |
4/8/2013 |
prime numbers |
deuce |
| 1901 |
12/17/2003 |
prince of your balls |
net,deuce |
| 1200 |
1/13/2002 |
pringle(s) |
spigot |
| 2279 |
1/24/2005 |
print dialog theatre |
spigot,deuce |
| 241 |
6/3/1999 |
prison |
spigot,rands,deuce |
| 846 |
1/18/2001 |
private red dwarf showing |
net,deuce |
| 3713 |
1/1/2009 |
private stash |
net,deuce |
| 2058 |
5/22/2004 |
probably not really listening |
deuce,bung |
| 3208 |
8/15/2007 |
problem |
deuce |
| 5138 |
2/7/2013 |
problem |
deuce |
| 6516 |
12/26/2016 |
problematic and proud |
deuce,pants |
| 1774 |
8/9/2003 |
produced by criminals |
atandt,pants |
| 3474 |
5/7/2008 |
produced by criminals |
atandt,pants |
| 628 |
6/14/2000 |
profoundly mentally retarded |
spigot |
| 4980 |
8/22/2012 |
prognosis: gay |
spigot,deuce |
| 5491 |
2/9/2014 |
programming your frog |
deuce |
| 4780 |
1/23/2012 |
progress report |
pants |
| 5026 |
10/15/2012 |
prologue |
spigot |
| 188 |
4/13/1999 |
prom night |
pants |
| 2587 |
11/28/2005 |
promises made, promises kept |
deuce,pants |
| 2839 |
8/6/2006 |
pronounced jay-bee-bop |
pants,deuce |
| 370 |
10/7/1999 |
proof positive |
pants,deuce |
| 2970 |
12/20/2006 |
prospero's balls |
spigot,deuce |
| 1190 |
1/3/2002 |
prostitutes and migrant workers |
rands,pants |
| 4646 |
8/31/2011 |
protest song |
spigot |
| 4277 |
8/3/2010 |
protest song pt 1 |
pants |
| 4278 |
8/4/2010 |
protest song pt 2 |
pants |
| 4279 |
8/5/2010 |
protest song: epilogue |
pants,deuce |
| 6793 |
10/20/2017 |
protocol violation |
deuce,pants |
| 3079 |
4/8/2007 |
protocols of the elders of jerkcity |
deuce,pants |
| 1736 |
7/2/2003 |
proud, defiant |
spigot |
| 6201 |
1/31/2016 |
proverb |
spigot |
| 3938 |
8/14/2009 |
psych |
deuce |
| 3629 |
10/9/2008 |
public service announcement |
deuce |
| 4769 |
1/12/2012 |
public vegetable |
spigot |
| 3547 |
7/19/2008 |
pudding and pokery |
spigot,deuce |
| 6784 |
10/11/2017 |
puffy around the waist area |
deuce,pants |
| 1432 |
8/31/2002 |
puh pft fuh |
deuce |
| 5637 |
7/6/2014 |
pull yourself to safety |
pants,deuce |
| 1536 |
12/13/2002 |
pulls |
atandt,pants,spigot,deuce |
| 2532 |
10/5/2005 |
pump it up |
pants,deuce,rands |
| 147 |
3/9/1999 |
pumped so full |
pants,spigot |
| 2732 |
4/23/2006 |
punch duh hoooo dial tone |
spigot |
| 504 |
2/12/2000 |
punch him in the underpants |
pants |
| 4650 |
9/4/2011 |
punch pound |
bung,dick,deuce |
| 5691 |
8/29/2014 |
punchable |
pants,deuce |
| 5192 |
4/3/2013 |
puppet show |
spigot |
| 3107 |
5/6/2007 |
pure terror |
deuce,pants |
| 4979 |
8/21/2012 |
pure terror |
pants |
| 4503 |
3/31/2011 |
push smoosh |
pants,deuce |
| 5616 |
6/15/2014 |
push technology |
pants |
| 5449 |
12/29/2013 |
push to talk |
deuce,spigot |
| 3763 |
2/20/2009 |
pussy in the well |
pants |
| 5609 |
6/8/2014 |
put in the mouth |
deuce,pants |
| 3680 |
11/29/2008 |
put me in the crisping sleeve |
deuce |
| 1423 |
8/22/2002 |
put me in your crontab |
pants,deuce |
| 5077 |
12/7/2012 |
put the ---- in the ---- |
spigot |
| 1963 |
2/16/2004 |
put your arms around my boner |
deuce,spigot |
| 5397 |
10/31/2013 |
q&a |
pants,spigot |
| 5593 |
5/23/2014 |
q.e.d. |
deuce |
| 6774 |
9/29/2017 |
q3 2017 important announcement |
deuce |
| 5465 |
1/14/2014 |
quack for me |
net,deuce |
| 1875 |
11/21/2003 |
quad whore |
deuce,pants |
| 2621 |
1/1/2006 |
quarterly report |
spigot |
| 110 |
1/28/1999 |
queer cheer |
rands, spigot |
| 1559 |
1/5/2003 |
queer picnic areas |
spigot |
| 1255 |
3/9/2002 |
queer quest |
spigot |
| 766 |
10/28/2000 |
queer scouts |
pants |
| 1119 |
10/24/2001 |
quesadillas for everyone |
spigot |
| 2777 |
6/7/2006 |
question and answer session |
bung,spigot |
| 5894 |
3/20/2015 |
quick question about the watership |
spigot |
| 2180 |
10/17/2004 |
quick turn to channel dick |
spigot,deuce |
| 6605 |
4/3/2017 |
quiet all around |
deuce |
| 6207 |
2/6/2016 |
quiet down |
pants,deuce,net |
| 6686 |
6/28/2017 |
quietly and behind a curtain |
deuce,pants |
| 254 |
6/16/1999 |
quisp |
deuce,spigot |
| 5717 |
9/24/2014 |
quite civil that way |
pants,deuce |
| 2415 |
6/9/2005 |
quite firm about it |
spigot |
| 4459 |
2/4/2011 |
quite poss. |
pants,deuce |
| 2943 |
11/22/2006 |
quite stupid |
pants,deuce |
| 1431 |
8/30/2002 |
quite the boner |
spigot,rands |
| 1599 |
2/15/2003 |
racist comments |
deuce |
| 1358 |
6/20/2002 |
radio waves |
net,deuce |
| 1310 |
5/3/2002 |
radio's greatest moments |
pants,deuce |
| 4414 |
12/21/2010 |
radioactive slurry |
pants,deuce |
| 2735 |
4/26/2006 |
rain e_s a coatc |
atandt,pants,spigot,deuce |
| 3628 |
10/8/2008 |
rainbow |
spigot,deuce |
| 4314 |
9/9/2010 |
raise your hand |
spigot,deuce |
| 552 |
3/31/2000 |
random senseless cocksucking |
deuce |
| 1957 |
2/10/2004 |
rands 2010 |
deuce,rands |
| 986 |
6/9/2001 |
rands buttermilk |
spigot |
| 701 |
8/24/2000 |
rands gets lost |
rands,deuce |
| 606 |
5/24/2000 |
rands goes back in time |
rands |
| 615 |
6/1/2000 |
rands has a question |
spigot,deuce,rands,pants |
| 593 |
5/11/2000 |
rands in korea |
rands |
| 581 |
4/29/2000 |
rands in repose (zen boners 1 of 4) |
rands |
| 1505 |
11/12/2002 |
rands is boring |
rands,spigot |
| 515 |
2/23/2000 |
rands is the walrus |
rands |
| 565 |
4/13/2000 |
rands is thinking about dick |
rands |
| 827 |
12/30/2000 |
rands on the charlie rose show |
rands |
| 455 |
12/28/1999 |
rands sings (again) |
rands |
| 125 |
2/15/1999 |
rands types |
rands,spigot,deuce |
| 1915 |
12/31/2003 |
rands will bring chips |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 2581 |
11/23/2005 |
ransom |
rands,spigot |
| 5966 |
5/31/2015 |
rap name |
pants,deuce |
| 190 |
4/15/1999 |
rap song |
spigot |
| 635 |
6/21/2000 |
rape cops part 1: the thin blue line |
deuce,spigot |
| 636 |
6/22/2000 |
rape cops part 2: to serve and protect |
deuce,spigot |
| 637 |
6/23/2000 |
rape cops part 3: jerkcity's finest |
deuce,spigot |
| 5804 |
12/20/2014 |
rape culture |
spigot |
| 2503 |
9/5/2005 |
rape flies |
deuce,pants |
| 816 |
12/19/2000 |
rape in progress |
pants,rands,spigot,deuce |
| 2364 |
4/19/2005 |
rape kit |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 4541 |
5/8/2011 |
rape machine |
deuce,pants |
| 1291 |
4/14/2002 |
rape pool |
deuce, pants |
| 3685 |
12/4/2008 |
rape room |
pants |
| 880 |
2/21/2001 |
rape: the great underground adventure |
deuce |
| 5680 |
8/18/2014 |
rapekits |
spigot |
| 5291 |
7/11/2013 |
rapidly inflating ever-expanding |
pants |
| 4176 |
4/22/2010 |
raping children |
pants,deuce |
| 5824 |
1/9/2015 |
rappin' at ya |
spigot |
| 2142 |
9/10/2004 |
rarely or never (still working out the bitrot) |
spigot |
| 1697 |
5/24/2003 |
raror |
spigot,deuce |
| 4365 |
10/30/2010 |
rather distracting |
deuce |
| 3165 |
7/3/2007 |
rave party |
spigot,pants |
| 294 |
7/25/1999 |
re: porn |
spigot,deuce |
| 5638 |
7/7/2014 |
read a book or something |
pants,deuce |
| 2611 |
12/22/2005 |
read my lips |
spigot |
| 3116 |
5/15/2007 |
reading of the will |
spigot |
| 2649 |
1/29/2006 |
real estate |
deuce,pants |
| 3510 |
6/12/2008 |
real fucking fat |
dick,deuce |
| 1887 |
12/3/2003 |
real high |
spigot |
| 4595 |
7/11/2011 |
realdoll's nipples |
rands |
| 4163 |
4/7/2010 |
really |
pants |
| 767 |
10/29/2000 |
really big ones |
spigot |
| 724 |
9/16/2000 |
really big ones, folks |
pants |
| 1834 |
10/11/2003 |
really choking this time |
pants |
| 4831 |
3/17/2012 |
really cram it down there for good measure |
pants |
| 5057 |
11/15/2012 |
really distracting |
pants |
| 2394 |
5/19/2005 |
really drilling down |
bung,deuce,pants |
| 464 |
1/3/2000 |
really forcing me |
spigot |
| 3600 |
9/10/2008 |
really hoping |
spigot,rands |
| 3102 |
5/1/2007 |
really lean in |
pants,deuce |
| 4143 |
3/17/2010 |
really lean into it |
spigot,pants |
| 1845 |
10/22/2003 |
really mad about something |
pants |
| 6274 |
4/19/2016 |
really making a lot of sense |
deuce |
| 4272 |
7/29/2010 |
really nothing i can do about it |
pants,deuce |
| 6608 |
4/6/2017 |
really pushing it |
deuce,spigot |
| 3023 |
2/11/2007 |
really smearing it in there |
deuce,pants |
| 5855 |
2/9/2015 |
really starting to tear |
pants |
| 5920 |
4/15/2015 |
really stuck |
pants,deuce |
| 2756 |
5/17/2006 |
really warm in here |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 1309 |
5/2/2002 |
rear end |
spigot |
| 5769 |
11/15/2014 |
recast a new set |
deuce,pants |
| 1757 |
7/23/2003 |
recent streetlight records purchases |
|
| 1674 |
5/1/2003 |
red dragon |
pants,deuce |
| 6420 |
9/15/2016 |
red mesh bag |
spigot |
| 2245 |
12/21/2004 |
red planet |
pants,deuce |
| 3387 |
2/10/2008 |
redemp tion |
deuce,pants |
| 204 |
4/28/1999 |
rednex |
spigot,deuce |
| 1216 |
1/29/2002 |
reese witherspoon |
pants,deuce |
| 3808 |
4/6/2009 |
referring to the same |
deuce,spigot |
| 15 |
9/3/1998 |
regarding my salary |
pants,deuce |
| 1838 |
10/15/2003 |
regarding our recent correspondence |
deuce |
| 1407 |
8/7/2002 |
reggae |
pants,spigot |
| 4265 |
7/22/2010 |
registered dicklicker |
spigot |
| 1993 |
3/17/2004 |
regular c |
spigot |
| 6042 |
8/15/2015 |
regular slavery |
pants,deuce |
| 4144 |
3/18/2010 |
relativity says it doesn't matter |
pants,deuce |
| 2276 |
1/21/2005 |
relax this is state of the art equipment |
pants,spigot |
| 5135 |
2/4/2013 |
release my lugnuts |
pants |
| 6050 |
8/23/2015 |
reminiscing |
pants,spigot |
| 1835 |
10/12/2003 |
remote control |
deuce |
| 2475 |
8/8/2005 |
renaissance man |
rands,pants |
| 6707 |
7/19/2017 |
rentboys and tearooms |
spigot,pants |
| 6065 |
9/7/2015 |
reorg |
pants,spigot |
| 5308 |
7/28/2013 |
repeat your last |
pants,deuce |
| 6501 |
12/8/2016 |
repeat: there's a donkey |
deuce,pants |
| 6647 |
5/15/2017 |
repeated, urgent |
spigot |
| 1547 |
12/24/2002 |
repeatedly striking you with a shovel |
pants,deuce |
| 6773 |
9/28/2017 |
repent |
deuce,pants |
| 1162 |
12/6/2001 |
request for comments |
deuce |
| 1918 |
1/3/2004 |
reserve down to empty |
deuce |
| 4851 |
4/6/2012 |
respect for this mall |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 2185 |
10/22/2004 |
rest in peace so i can go back to bed |
deuce,pants |
| 5351 |
9/9/2013 |
results of stress testing |
pants |
| 4742 |
12/16/2011 |
resume |
pants |
| 3117 |
5/16/2007 |
resurrection |
deuce,rands |
| 953 |
5/6/2001 |
retarded |
pants |
| 768 |
10/30/2000 |
retarded faggot |
pants |
| 2535 |
10/8/2005 |
return of the jedi |
spigot,pants |
| 138 |
3/1/1999 |
return the markers |
spigot |
| 6128 |
11/9/2015 |
return to space nuts |
pants |
| 3613 |
9/23/2008 |
returning to base state |
rands,deuce |
| 2227 |
12/3/2004 |
rew |
deuce,spigot |
| 1120 |
10/25/2001 |
rhymes with complaining |
spigot |
| 1293 |
4/16/2002 |
richard hart |
spigot |
| 2346 |
4/1/2005 |
richard nixon is dead |
deuce,pants |
| 2263 |
1/8/2005 |
ride the well thing |
spigot,deuce |
| 5319 |
8/8/2013 |
riemann tensor |
deuce,spigot |
| 4058 |
12/19/2009 |
right fucking now |
pants,deuce |
| 3006 |
1/25/2007 |
right into her face |
spigot |
| 2961 |
12/11/2006 |
right now |
spigot |
| 4397 |
12/2/2010 |
right now |
deuce,spigot |
| 6755 |
9/6/2017 |
right there on the dickbar |
deuce,pants |
| 6798 |
0/0/0 |
rise and shine |
deuce,spigot |
| 1525 |
12/2/2002 |
road runner |
deuce |
| 983 |
6/6/2001 |
rob schneider |
rands |
| 384 |
10/20/1999 |
robocop |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 6783 |
10/10/2017 |
robot problems |
spigot |
| 5921 |
4/16/2015 |
robot voiced |
spigot |
| 6673 |
6/10/2017 |
robust and extensible |
dick,deuce,pants |
| 2004 |
3/29/2004 |
rock out with my cock out |
spigot,deuce |
| 2396 |
5/21/2005 |
rock the vote |
pants,deuce |
| 1922 |
1/7/2004 |
rod, staff |
spigot,deuce |
| 4449 |
1/25/2011 |
roger, negatory |
pants,deuce |
| 3169 |
7/7/2007 |
rolls up sleeves |
pants |
| 6282 |
4/26/2016 |
rolls up sleeves |
deuce,pants |
| 1067 |
9/2/2001 |
rooting around |
deuce,pants |
| 1318 |
5/11/2002 |
rosetta stoned |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 3662 |
11/11/2008 |
rotting shit in pots |
spigot,deuce |
| 1504 |
11/11/2002 |
rough trade |
pants |
| 4970 |
8/12/2012 |
roughly the density of water |
spigot,deuce |
| 6458 |
10/23/2016 |
round, sexy or rich, creamy |
deuce,pants |
| 927 |
4/9/2001 |
roxanne shante |
net,deuce |
| 1058 |
8/24/2001 |
rug monsters |
deuce,pants |
| 1925 |
1/10/2004 |
ruining christmas |
deuce,bung,spigot |
| 2751 |
5/12/2006 |
run and hide |
pants |
| 4872 |
4/30/2012 |
run-of-the-mill |
pants,deuce |
| 175 |
4/2/1999 |
runlevel q |
pants,net,deuce |
| 3414 |
3/8/2008 |
running away |
pants |
| 5435 |
12/13/2013 |
running away |
spigot,deuce |
| 3209 |
8/16/2007 |
running on empty |
pants |
| 6199 |
1/29/2016 |
running out of new comedy devices |
spigot |
| 3766 |
2/23/2009 |
running to the toilet |
deuce,spigot |
| 3400 |
2/23/2008 |
s u i c i d e |
deuce,rands,spigot |
| 6639 |
5/7/2017 |
s.b.r. |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 55 |
10/22/1998 |
sack the kraut |
|
| 4842 |
3/28/2012 |
sack-like |
pants,deuce |
| 3487 |
5/20/2008 |
sacre bong |
pants,deuce |
| 1670 |
4/27/2003 |
sacret covenant |
spigot |
| 791 |
11/22/2000 |
sad |
spigot |
| 4252 |
7/9/2010 |
sad lego brick face |
deuce |
| 5584 |
5/13/2014 |
sad ness |
deuce |
| 1041 |
8/7/2001 |
sade |
pants,deuce |
| 6574 |
3/1/2017 |
safe from flooding |
deuce,pants |
| 4987 |
8/29/2012 |
safe sex |
deuce |
| 1478 |
10/16/2002 |
said aloud in sling blade voice |
pants,deuce |
| 967 |
5/20/2001 |
sail away |
spigot |
| 6719 |
7/31/2017 |
salt lick |
deuce,pants |
| 2042 |
5/6/2004 |
salt water bad for glass |
spigot |
| 1354 |
6/16/2002 |
sam goody |
spigot,deuce |
| 3431 |
3/25/2008 |
same damn thing |
rands,deuce |
| 224 |
5/17/1999 |
sandra |
deuce,pants |
| 5614 |
6/13/2014 |
sans fannypack |
pants,spigot |
| 2361 |
4/16/2005 |
santa claus |
deuce,pants |
| 702 |
8/25/2000 |
saturdays |
deuce |
| 3 |
8/19/1998 |
sausalito |
|
| 4862 |
4/17/2012 |
save our ship |
spigot |
| 13 |
9/1/1998 |
saving private dicklicker |
spigot |
| 920 |
4/2/2001 |
saving the universe |
deuce,pants |
| 1295 |
4/18/2002 |
say i'm pretty |
deuce,rands |
| 2205 |
11/11/2004 |
say it is not so |
atandt,pants |
| 5209 |
4/20/2013 |
say it like you mean it |
pants,deuce |
| 3896 |
7/3/2009 |
say no |
spigot |
| 5234 |
5/15/2013 |
say what now |
spigot |
| 270 |
7/1/1999 |
sayeth unto us |
spigot |
| 6413 |
9/5/2016 |
saying hi to you |
deuce,pants |
| 6049 |
8/22/2015 |
scared straight |
deuce,pants |
| 1319 |
5/12/2002 |
scenes from a mall |
spigot,pants |
| 100 |
1/9/1999 |
schrodinger's pizza |
deuce, spigot |
| 2459 |
7/23/2005 |
sci-fi western |
rands,spigot |
| 5172 |
3/14/2013 |
science and medicine |
spigot |
| 3366 |
1/20/2008 |
scooping, shoveling |
net,deuce |
| 6389 |
8/12/2016 |
scotch tape or perhaps masking tape |
deuce,pants |
| 630 |
6/16/2000 |
scouting locations |
rands |
| 4703 |
11/4/2011 |
scrapbooking |
deuce,spigot |
| 3801 |
3/30/2009 |
scratch disks |
spigot |
| 6363 |
7/16/2016 |
screamy shout revisited |
deuce,pants |
| 1093 |
9/28/2001 |
screen saver |
pants |
| 2435 |
6/29/2005 |
scrub with hot soapy water |
deuce,spigot |
| 1520 |
11/27/2002 |
scrubbing chums |
pants,spigot |
| 1734 |
6/30/2003 |
sea cucumber |
deuce,spigot |
| 3472 |
5/5/2008 |
sea squirts |
deuce,spigot |
| 857 |
1/29/2001 |
sea urchin |
deuce,pants |
| 3206 |
8/13/2007 |
searing blinding pain |
net,deuce |
| 822 |
12/25/2000 |
season's greetings fuckheads |
everybody |
| 714 |
9/6/2000 |
second prettiest |
deuce |
| 2008 |
4/2/2004 |
second thoughts |
spigot |
| 2478 |
8/11/2005 |
secret cache of dicks |
pants,spigot |
| 1873 |
11/19/2003 |
secret fucking code |
deuce |
| 1086 |
9/21/2001 |
secret urine party |
pants,deuce |
| 3809 |
4/7/2009 |
secretly eating all the cookies |
spigot |
| 3097 |
4/26/2007 |
secrets revealed |
dick,deuce |
| 6392 |
8/15/2016 |
see also |
pants |
| 1985 |
3/9/2004 |
see for yourself |
ozone,deuce |
| 4140 |
3/14/2010 |
see me please |
spigot |
| 2338 |
3/24/2005 |
seeds or a peanut |
deuce,pants |
| 2643 |
1/23/2006 |
seize him |
pants,deuce |
| 961 |
5/14/2001 |
self esteem |
spigot,girl |
| 2166 |
10/4/2004 |
self hating fag |
pants,deuce |
| 6195 |
1/21/2016 |
self- sucking |
deuce |
| 3601 |
9/11/2008 |
self-inflicted |
rands,deuce |
| 4356 |
10/21/2010 |
send me home |
pants,deuce |
| 3955 |
9/2/2009 |
sending me mail |
spigot |
| 4422 |
12/29/2010 |
seria feliz |
spigot |
| 3752 |
2/9/2009 |
serious attitude problem |
pants,deuce |
| 2186 |
10/23/2004 |
serious bugs extra bananas |
deuce,spigot |
| 1437 |
9/5/2002 |
serious dilemma |
pants,deuce |
| 6714 |
7/26/2017 |
serious interest |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 4346 |
10/11/2010 |
serious problem |
spigot,pants |
| 1054 |
8/20/2001 |
seriously |
pants,spigot |
| 4977 |
8/19/2012 |
seriously folks |
deuce,pants |
| 65 |
11/11/1998 |
seriously juggling |
|
| 5160 |
3/1/2013 |
seriously serious very much so |
spigot |
| 4125 |
2/27/2010 |
seriously slobbering on them |
pants,deuce |
| 2037 |
5/1/2004 |
seriously stretched out in the big big city |
deuce |
| 5134 |
2/3/2013 |
seriously thinking |
rands,deuce |
| 1930 |
1/15/2004 |
service me with dong |
deuce,spigot |
| 5794 |
12/10/2014 |
set the alarm for 4am |
spigot |
| 777 |
11/8/2000 |
set the controls for the heart of the sun |
pants |
| 553 |
4/1/2000 |
seti@home |
deuce,spigot |
| 5139 |
2/8/2013 |
settle down |
pants,deuce |
| 3507 |
6/9/2008 |
seven stages |
deuce,dick |
| 3478 |
5/11/2008 |
sewage |
pants,spigot |
| 3542 |
7/14/2008 |
sewage can back up into your home |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5868 |
2/22/2015 |
sex |
spigot |
| 3430 |
3/24/2008 |
sex boat on my car |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 1186 |
12/30/2001 |
sex chart |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 5372 |
10/6/2013 |
sex headaches |
deuce,pants |
| 6015 |
7/19/2015 |
sex in the city |
spigot |
| 2922 |
10/30/2006 |
sex pit |
atandt,pants |
| 3492 |
5/25/2008 |
sex with foam puppets |
pants |
| 2265 |
1/10/2005 |
sex with goats |
deuce |
| 1673 |
4/30/2003 |
sex with mister peanut |
pants,deuce |
| 5993 |
6/27/2015 |
sexual battery |
pants,spigot |
| 6298 |
5/12/2016 |
sexual harassment |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5905 |
3/31/2015 |
sexual misconduct |
dick,deuce |
| 6690 |
7/2/2017 |
sexual sadist |
deuce,pants |
| 1436 |
9/4/2002 |
sexy lamp post |
pants,deuce |
| 2484 |
8/17/2005 |
sf boner expo |
spigot,pants |
| 4087 |
1/19/2010 |
sfsd;f |
rands,deuce |
| 1421 |
8/20/2002 |
shakespeare you see |
pants,deuce |
| 1332 |
5/25/2002 |
shame |
deuce |
| 3198 |
8/5/2007 |
shamed and humiliated |
dick,deuce |
| 4237 |
6/24/2010 |
shaped like a buttplug |
spigot |
| 5859 |
2/13/2015 |
shaped like a dick |
spigot |
| 3994 |
10/11/2009 |
shark week |
deuce |
| 1656 |
4/13/2003 |
sharon stone |
pants,deuce |
| 5498 |
2/16/2014 |
sharp and pointy |
deuce |
| 5109 |
1/9/2013 |
she loves poo yeah yeah yeah |
deuce,pants |
| 4354 |
10/19/2010 |
she works very hard |
spigot |
| 6778 |
10/3/2017 |
sheet cakes |
deuce,spigot |
| 4746 |
12/20/2011 |
shemale porn |
deuce |
| 5542 |
4/1/2014 |
shemale videos |
pants,deuce |
| 1762 |
7/28/2003 |
shift seven |
deuce |
| 6689 |
7/1/2017 |
shift-reload |
net,spigot,pants |
| 415 |
11/18/1999 |
shine |
spigot |
| 1359 |
6/21/2002 |
shiny diner |
atandt,pants |
| 3616 |
9/26/2008 |
shipping and fondling |
spigot |
| 2196 |
11/2/2004 |
shirts and long pants |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 1927 |
1/12/2004 |
shit faggots click |
deuce,pants |
| 1768 |
8/3/2003 |
shit god |
pants,deuce |
| 1732 |
6/28/2003 |
shit my green |
ozone,deuce |
| 347 |
9/14/1999 |
shit with your heart |
deuce,spigot |
| 6202 |
2/1/2016 |
shit: cops |
spigot |
| 6224 |
2/27/2016 |
shitty little grey worldlet |
deuce,pants |
| 5661 |
7/30/2014 |
shitty writers filling copy with standard tropes |
deuce |
| 2083 |
6/16/2004 |
shooing you with a broom |
deuce,pants |
| 4634 |
8/19/2011 |
shooting spree |
pants |
| 227 |
5/20/1999 |
shop kosovo |
spigot |
| 2048 |
5/12/2004 |
shoplifting for dummies |
deuce,pants |
| 4234 |
6/21/2010 |
shopping for pride candles |
spigot,deuce |
| 3584 |
8/25/2008 |
shopping list |
net |
| 5886 |
3/12/2015 |
shore leave |
pants |
| 6490 |
11/26/2016 |
shore leave |
deuce,pants |
| 2719 |
4/10/2006 |
short but thick |
deuce,spigot |
| 2557 |
10/30/2005 |
short diary entry |
deuce |
| 3201 |
8/8/2007 |
short-term memory loss |
deuce,pants |
| 5618 |
6/17/2014 |
shortbread shitcakes |
spigot,deuce |
| 2220 |
11/26/2004 |
shot gun |
atandt,deuce |
| 6733 |
8/15/2017 |
shot on courthouse steps |
deuce,pants |
| 1671 |
4/28/2003 |
should have never |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 2438 |
7/2/2005 |
should have stayed on the farm |
deuce,spigot |
| 5863 |
2/17/2015 |
should i dip my dong |
spigot |
| 3931 |
8/7/2009 |
should i hold your hair |
pants,spigot |
| 5898 |
3/24/2015 |
should we hop on a quick call |
pants,spigot |
| 6200 |
1/30/2016 |
should we run tests |
pants,deuce |
| 3458 |
4/21/2008 |
show some support |
spigot |
| 1496 |
11/3/2002 |
show stopper |
pants,spigot |
| 912 |
3/25/2001 |
show us your tits (with jesus christ) |
pants |
| 6563 |
2/17/2017 |
shrove monday, shrove tuesday |
deuce,pants |
| 1528 |
12/5/2002 |
shuffling sounds down below |
pants,deuce |
| 2536 |
10/9/2005 |
shut up |
spigot |
| 3981 |
9/28/2009 |
shut up |
deuce,atandt |
| 2151 |
9/19/2004 |
shut up about the juice already will yas |
spigot,pants |
| 5506 |
2/24/2014 |
shut up already |
pants,deuce |
| 4442 |
1/18/2011 |
shut up and concentrate |
spigot,deuce |
| 6153 |
12/6/2015 |
shut up and hold still |
pants,deuce |
| 361 |
9/28/1999 |
shut up nuts |
spigot |
| 4819 |
3/5/2012 |
shut up, boner |
spigot |
| 417 |
11/20/1999 |
shyness is nice |
deuce,spigot |
| 4949 |
7/22/2012 |
sick beats |
spigot |
| 2282 |
1/27/2005 |
sick little games |
deuce,pants |
| 1785 |
8/20/2003 |
side of milk carton |
pants |
| 4128 |
3/2/2010 |
sideways |
spigot |
| 2608 |
12/19/2005 |
sideways/edgeways |
rands,spigot |
| 4385 |
11/19/2010 |
sighted in cyberspace |
spigot |
| 6531 |
1/10/2017 |
sign here and here and initial here |
dick,spigot |
| 457 |
12/30/1999 |
sign my guestbook |
pants,deuce |
| 1620 |
3/8/2003 |
signs of verbal abuse |
deuce,spigot |
| 1420 |
8/19/2002 |
silence please |
spigot |
| 4047 |
12/8/2009 |
silicon crackers |
spigot |
| 1301 |
4/24/2002 |
silicon valley linux users group |
deuce,spigot |
| 1589 |
2/4/2003 |
sim jerk city |
spigot |
| 3641 |
10/21/2008 |
similarly |
spigot |
| 6368 |
7/21/2016 |
simon says |
deuce |
| 1603 |
2/19/2003 |
simple math |
spigot,deuce |
| 3552 |
7/24/2008 |
simple question |
pants |
| 297 |
7/28/1999 |
simply put |
spigot,deuce |
| 602 |
5/20/2000 |
since i've been loving you |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 6324 |
6/7/2016 |
sing with me |
deuce,pants |
| 6377 |
7/31/2016 |
sing with me |
deuce,spigot |
| 1782 |
8/17/2003 |
singing |
pants,spigot |
| 4393 |
11/28/2010 |
singing and prancing |
spigot |
| 873 |
2/14/2001 |
singing in the shower (a jimi hendrix tribute) |
atandt |
| 3696 |
12/15/2008 |
single dong theory |
pants,deuce |
| 4350 |
10/15/2010 |
single file |
pants,spigot |
| 205 |
4/29/1999 |
single user mode |
deuce,pants,ozone |
| 2350 |
4/5/2005 |
sir fagsalot |
deuce,pants |
| 2262 |
1/7/2005 |
sir i am not an ashtray |
deuce,spigot |
| 1236 |
2/18/2002 |
sir i must insist |
atandt,pants |
| 573 |
4/21/2000 |
sir yes sir |
spigot,deuce |
| 4981 |
8/23/2012 |
sir yes sir |
spigot,hanford,ozone,jenv,pants |
| 574 |
4/22/2000 |
sir your tongue is much too close |
deuce,pants |
| 4477 |
2/26/2011 |
sirens in the distance |
pants,deuce |
| 3664 |
11/13/2008 |
sit back |
spigot,deuce |
| 4305 |
8/31/2010 |
sit up |
pants |
| 1908 |
12/24/2003 |
sitting around the house |
pants |
| 6151 |
12/4/2015 |
situation is serious |
pants |
| 980 |
6/2/2001 |
six grams of fat |
deuce,pants |
| 3176 |
7/14/2007 |
six more weeks of cocksucking |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 1314 |
5/7/2002 |
six years |
dick,deuce |
| 769 |
10/31/2000 |
skip and dance |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 1214 |
1/27/2002 |
skullfucking |
rands, pants |
| 4445 |
1/21/2011 |
slam |
spigot |
| 5695 |
9/2/2014 |
slam |
spigot |
| 2266 |
1/11/2005 |
slam the car door on my boner |
spigot,deuce |
| 3368 |
1/22/2008 |
slap my cock please |
bung,deuce |
| 3427 |
3/21/2008 |
slap them |
deuce,spigot |
| 82 |
12/11/1998 |
slashdot effect |
|
| 5765 |
11/11/2014 |
slide rule |
pants,deuce |
| 298 |
7/29/1999 |
sliders |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 6570 |
2/24/2017 |
slightly below average intelligence |
deuce,spigot |
| 4112 |
2/13/2010 |
sloat and 25th |
deuce,dick |
| 610 |
5/27/2000 |
slobbering |
deuce |
| 6545 |
1/30/2017 |
sloshing, splashing |
deuce,pants |
| 658 |
7/12/2000 |
slow children at play |
deuce,pants |
| 5176 |
3/18/2013 |
slow down |
spigot,deuce |
| 2984 |
1/3/2007 |
slowly but surely |
|
| 4844 |
3/30/2012 |
slowly dying inside |
deuce |
| 3145 |
6/13/2007 |
slowly filling up |
pants,spigot |
| 2860 |
8/27/2006 |
slowly rotated |
pants,spigot |
| 378 |
10/14/1999 |
slumber party |
spigot,pants |
| 3062 |
3/22/2007 |
small paddle boat |
spigot |
| 2255 |
12/31/2004 |
small sprite |
spigot,deuce |
| 4360 |
10/25/2010 |
small tight loop |
spigot,deuce |
| 4117 |
2/18/2010 |
small world |
deuce |
| 6505 |
12/12/2016 |
smart tv |
spigot |
| 5852 |
2/6/2015 |
smeared with filth |
rands,pants |
| 5483 |
2/1/2014 |
smeared with shit |
pants,deuce |
| 3057 |
3/17/2007 |
smile, take pictures |
pants,spigot |
| 6032 |
8/5/2015 |
smiling, thumbs up |
pants,spigot |
| 1712 |
6/8/2003 |
smoke dope with me |
spigot |
| 115 |
2/5/1999 |
smoking dope |
deuce, spigot |
| 2418 |
6/12/2005 |
smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away |
pants,rands |
| 968 |
5/21/2001 |
smooth buddy |
rands,deuce |
| 1349 |
6/11/2002 |
smooth fonts |
pants |
| 1403 |
8/3/2002 |
smooth nougat |
pants,hanford |
| 625 |
6/11/2000 |
smothered hope |
spigot,deuce |
| 5500 |
2/18/2014 |
snap back |
deuce |
| 1051 |
8/17/2001 |
snatch |
spigot |
| 5440 |
12/20/2013 |
sneak attack |
pants |
| 385 |
10/20/1999 |
sneedle |
spigot |
| 1311 |
5/4/2002 |
snipe hunt |
dick,pants |
| 3008 |
1/27/2007 |
sno-ball |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 4518 |
4/15/2011 |
snowstorm |
pants,deuce |
| 4502 |
3/30/2011 |
snuff film |
pants,deuce |
| 2193 |
10/30/2004 |
so alone |
spigot,deuce |
| 3137 |
6/5/2007 |
so am i |
rands,deuce |
| 4994 |
9/5/2012 |
so are my balls |
deuce,pants |
| 40 |
10/3/1998 |
so bored |
|
| 3066 |
3/26/2007 |
so can i have it like that (yes you can) |
pants,deuce |
| 5331 |
8/20/2013 |
so cold |
deuce |
| 6067 |
9/9/2015 |
so cold |
pants |
| 5030 |
10/19/2012 |
so cool |
pants |
| 3665 |
11/14/2008 |
so depressed for five minutes |
rands,deuce,spigot |
| 4924 |
6/26/2012 |
so far from god |
deuce |
| 3336 |
12/21/2007 |
so gay |
bung,deuce |
| 5849 |
2/3/2015 |
so gay |
pants,atandt |
| 4093 |
1/25/2010 |
so hard for so long |
pants |
| 3748 |
2/5/2009 |
so hard right now |
deuce |
| 5972 |
6/6/2015 |
so high |
deuce |
| 2588 |
11/29/2005 |
so high all i can do is lie awake and twitch |
pants,spigot |
| 874 |
2/15/2001 |
so high on gay |
spigot |
| 3678 |
11/27/2008 |
so hot |
pants |
| 41 |
10/5/1998 |
so huffy |
|
| 176 |
4/2/1999 |
so i can better stalk fiona apple |
pants,rands |
| 5672 |
8/10/2014 |
so it's a yes |
deuce |
| 1664 |
4/21/2003 |
so little time |
pants,deuce |
| 4785 |
1/28/2012 |
so long |
spigot |
| 3569 |
8/10/2008 |
so many points right now |
spigot |
| 5507 |
2/25/2014 |
so many times |
pants,deuce |
| 6718 |
7/30/2017 |
so many ways to read that |
spigot,pants |
| 5802 |
12/18/2014 |
so much at one time |
deuce |
| 2871 |
9/7/2006 |
so much pornography |
spigot |
| 2195 |
11/1/2004 |
so pointy and all |
pants,deuce |
| 3852 |
5/20/2009 |
so pretty |
pants,deuce |
| 3254 |
9/30/2007 |
so proud |
spigot,deuce,rands |
| 3989 |
10/6/2009 |
so there |
deuce,rands,spigot |
| 5125 |
1/25/2013 |
so true or false |
spigot,deuce |
| 3457 |
4/20/2008 |
so very sorry |
spigot,deuce |
| 2945 |
11/24/2006 |
so very very cold ii |
pants,atandt |
| 3049 |
3/9/2007 |
so very very fuckable |
pants,deuce |
| 6528 |
1/7/2017 |
so very very tired |
pants |
| 3207 |
8/14/2007 |
so work with me gang |
spigot |
| 3951 |
8/29/2009 |
so you learned nothing |
spigot |
| 4401 |
12/6/2010 |
soak in this puddle |
spigot |
| 3558 |
7/30/2008 |
soaked with piss |
spigot,pants |
| 5114 |
1/14/2013 |
soaked with piss |
spigot |
| 4274 |
7/31/2010 |
soaked, flavored or otherwise infused |
pants,deuce |
| 5159 |
2/28/2013 |
sobbing his eyes out |
pants,spigot |
| 2206 |
11/12/2004 |
soccer practice |
pants,spigot |
| 5354 |
9/12/2013 |
soccer practice |
pants,spigot |
| 435 |
12/8/1999 |
socian komentaron |
pants,deuce |
| 4832 |
3/18/2012 |
sock in the parking lot |
spigot,pants |
| 6303 |
5/17/2016 |
soda jerk |
deuce,pants |
| 4345 |
10/10/2010 |
soft spot |
pants |
| 3837 |
5/5/2009 |
sold out |
rands |
| 1223 |
2/5/2002 |
soliloquy |
deuce |
| 6728 |
8/10/2017 |
somber salute |
deuce,spigot |
| 5564 |
4/23/2014 |
some attempt |
pants,deuce |
| 3318 |
12/3/2007 |
some english muffins |
deuce,pants |
| 3277 |
10/23/2007 |
some how |
pants,spigot |
| 4676 |
10/7/2011 |
some i eat |
pants |
| 2329 |
3/15/2005 |
some kind of horrible |
pants,deuce |
| 2689 |
3/10/2006 |
some kind of horrible error |
pants,spigot |
| 2345 |
3/31/2005 |
some kind of wonderful contest |
pants |
| 2791 |
6/21/2006 |
some kind of wonderful hurricane |
atandt,effigy |
| 2519 |
9/21/2005 |
some kind of wonderful learning curve |
pants |
| 5964 |
5/29/2015 |
some manner of horned instrument |
deuce |
| 5133 |
2/2/2013 |
some manner of very gay insect |
rands,pants |
| 3363 |
1/17/2008 |
some of these |
deuce,spigot |
| 575 |
4/23/2000 |
some really good shit |
spigot |
| 3019 |
2/7/2007 |
some reason or another |
pants |
| 6658 |
5/26/2017 |
some sort of code |
deuce,pants |
| 903 |
3/16/2001 |
some stupid video game |
spigot |
| 1849 |
10/26/2003 |
some times |
spigot |
| 5699 |
9/6/2014 |
some times |
spigot |
| 5505 |
2/23/2014 |
some unknown reason |
pants,deuce |
| 5441 |
12/21/2013 |
some what |
deuce |
| 2012 |
4/6/2004 |
some where warmer |
pants |
| 3128 |
5/27/2007 |
somebody |
deuce |
| 4002 |
10/21/2009 |
somebody roll me over |
pants |
| 749 |
10/11/2000 |
somebody stole his headlamp |
pants,deuce |
| 1015 |
7/9/2001 |
somebody's ass hurts |
pants,spigot |
| 303 |
8/3/1999 |
somebody's sucking |
rands,deuce |
| 4034 |
11/25/2009 |
somebody's tripping |
pants,deuce |
| 1828 |
10/5/2003 |
somehow |
deuce |
| 3774 |
3/3/2009 |
somehow |
deuce,pants |
| 3122 |
5/21/2007 |
someone do something |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 1949 |
2/2/2004 |
someone get the smelling salts |
net,deuce |
| 2748 |
5/9/2006 |
someone has a socket bug |
atandt,deuce |
| 4131 |
3/5/2010 |
someone jerk me |
pants,deuce |
| 3997 |
10/14/2009 |
someone's fat today |
deuce |
| 5065 |
11/23/2012 |
someone, anyone |
deuce,spigot |
| 2920 |
10/27/2006 |
something |
deuce,spigot |
| 1046 |
8/12/2001 |
something about a call girl |
spigot,pants |
| 2122 |
7/25/2004 |
something else indeed |
spigot |
| 1937 |
1/22/2004 |
something frilly i hope |
deuce,pants |
| 5662 |
7/31/2014 |
something happened |
pants |
| 2127 |
7/30/2004 |
something horrible |
deuce,spigot |
| 1155 |
11/29/2001 |
something is not right |
pants,deuce |
| 5472 |
1/21/2014 |
something like that |
pants,deuce |
| 6473 |
11/7/2016 |
something serious |
spigot,pants |
| 1066 |
9/1/2001 |
something wonderful |
rands,pants |
| 5903 |
3/29/2015 |
sometime in the night |
ozone |
| 4508 |
4/5/2011 |
sometimes flowers |
spigot |
| 1156 |
11/30/2001 |
sometimes the details change |
pants |
| 4678 |
10/9/2011 |
son of a bitch |
pants |
| 6081 |
9/23/2015 |
son of a bitch i'm down a crater |
pants |
| 6748 |
8/30/2017 |
sophisticated |
deuce,pants |
| 1269 |
3/23/2002 |
sore prick |
spigot |
| 858 |
1/30/2001 |
sorry for the wide distribution |
spigot |
| 2392 |
5/17/2005 |
sorry for the wide distribution |
spigot |
| 5082 |
12/13/2012 |
sorry wrong window |
spigot |
| 5565 |
4/24/2014 |
sort of a demigod |
pants,deuce |
| 1229 |
2/11/2002 |
sort of spurting |
pants |
| 5220 |
5/1/2013 |
sound advice |
pants |
| 1839 |
10/16/2003 |
source of protein |
pants,spigot |
| 6737 |
8/19/2017 |
southern belle accent |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 2513 |
9/15/2005 |
southwest |
net,deuce |
| 3263 |
10/9/2007 |
space and/or time |
pants,deuce |
| 3095 |
4/24/2007 |
space cakes |
spigot,pants |
| 715 |
9/7/2000 |
space cowboys |
rands,deuce |
| 3434 |
3/28/2008 |
space dicks |
pants,deuce |
| 5606 |
6/5/2014 |
space dicks |
spigot |
| 570 |
4/18/2000 |
space face |
pants,spigot |
| 5764 |
11/10/2014 |
space is hard and today was a tough day |
pants |
| 4035 |
11/26/2009 |
space jerkin' |
spigot |
| 5945 |
5/10/2015 |
space nuts: a very special announcement |
pants |
| 6129 |
11/10/2015 |
space nuts: the saga continues |
spigot |
| 4878 |
5/7/2012 |
space station rands |
rands,deuce |
| 4931 |
7/4/2012 |
spazzing out |
spigot |
| 1237 |
2/19/2002 |
speak english or die |
deuce,pants |
| 2999 |
1/18/2007 |
special announcement |
pants,spigot |
| 6152 |
12/5/2015 |
special message |
spigot |
| 898 |
3/11/2001 |
special treat |
spigot,pants |
| 3735 |
1/23/2009 |
specific instructions |
spigot |
| 942 |
4/24/2001 |
spice channel |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3926 |
8/2/2009 |
spidey-sense |
pants |
| 3298 |
11/13/2007 |
spigot as foodstuff |
spigot,deuce |
| 3689 |
12/8/2008 |
spigot in the morning |
spigot |
| 246 |
6/8/1999 |
spigot is lois lane |
spigot |
| 4296 |
8/22/2010 |
spigot leaves |
spigot |
| 6765 |
9/20/2017 |
spigot left, spigot right |
|
| 5088 |
12/19/2012 |
spigot likes the internet |
spigot,deuce |
| 2559 |
11/1/2005 |
spigot sings |
spigot,deuce |
| 838 |
1/10/2001 |
spigot sucks cock |
spigot |
| 2793 |
6/23/2006 |
spigot the bear annual |
spigot |
| 3325 |
12/10/2007 |
spigot the bear feat. mc deuce |
spigot,deuce |
| 2817 |
7/16/2006 |
spigot the bear in outer space |
spigot |
| 5144 |
2/13/2013 |
spigot the bear in primary care |
spigot |
| 2720 |
4/11/2006 |
spigot the bear season finale |
spigot |
| 2958 |
12/7/2006 |
spigot the bear xmas special |
spigot |
| 1597 |
2/12/2003 |
spigot the bear: act 2 |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 1614 |
3/2/2003 |
spigot the bear: behind the scenes |
spigot |
| 1596 |
2/11/2003 |
spigot the bear: pilot |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
| 2990 |
1/9/2007 |
spigot the bear: the early years |
deuce,spigot |
| 4100 |
2/1/2010 |
spigot the bear: the last season |
pants |
| 2912 |
10/19/2006 |
spigot the bear: the movie |
spigot |
| 2006 |
3/31/2004 |
spigot vs. the mantra |
spigot |
| 770 |
11/1/2000 |
spigot's boutique |
spigot,deuce |
| 5817 |
1/2/2015 |
spigot's burgers |
spigot,pants |
| 3794 |
3/23/2009 |
spigot's isle |
spigot |
| 808 |
12/8/2000 |
spigot, concerned |
spigot |
| 1028 |
7/22/2001 |
spigot: homicide detective |
spigot |
| 1448 |
9/16/2002 |
spill-proof mug |
deuce,spigot |
| 5174 |
3/16/2013 |
spit it out man |
spigot |
| 6344 |
6/27/2016 |
spit me back up |
deuce,pants |
| 5770 |
11/16/2014 |
splash each other silly |
pants |
| 5316 |
8/5/2013 |
splut |
atandt,pants |
| 6381 |
8/4/2016 |
spluttery fanfare |
spigot,pants |
| 4451 |
1/27/2011 |
spluttery shits |
spigot,pants |
| 2525 |
9/28/2005 |
spoilers |
spigot |
| 1708 |
6/4/2003 |
spooky |
pants |
| 6660 |
5/28/2017 |
spooky font |
spigot |
| 2173 |
10/11/2004 |
spots |
bung,deuce |
| 4485 |
3/13/2011 |
spray me |
deuce,pants |
| 6583 |
3/10/2017 |
spray me down |
pants |
| 655 |
7/10/2000 |
spring cleaning for fags |
rands |
| 576 |
4/24/2000 |
sprint sense hurts |
pants,spigot |
| 4338 |
10/3/2010 |
spurting |
spigot,pants |
| 2936 |
11/14/2006 |
sputtering out |
spigot,pants |
| 6487 |
11/23/2016 |
sql injections and malware |
spigot,pants |
| 5555 |
4/14/2014 |
square in the fruitables |
spigot |
| 4941 |
7/14/2012 |
square in the fucking head |
deuce,pants |
| 5203 |
4/14/2013 |
square in the mouth |
spigot |
| 5304 |
7/24/2013 |
squatting in the tub |
spigot,pants |
| 926 |
4/8/2001 |
squeak |
deuce |
| 1512 |
11/19/2002 |
squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise |
spigot |
| 3361 |
1/15/2008 |
squeeze the orange juice out of me |
pants,atandt |
| 2260 |
1/5/2005 |
squeezy bouncy nuts |
deuce,spigot |
| 5438 |
12/18/2013 |
squip nope |
pants,deuce |
| 368 |
10/5/1999 |
squirt booth |
spigot,deuce |
| 4182 |
4/28/2010 |
squirt force |
pants |
| 989 |
6/12/2001 |
squirtshirts |
spigot |
| 416 |
11/19/1999 |
st. patrick's day |
pants,spigot |
| 5342 |
8/31/2013 |
stage left |
spigot |
| 6293 |
5/7/2016 |
stairs |
spigot |
| 604 |
5/22/2000 |
stairway to heaven |
spigot,pants |
| 1287 |
4/10/2002 |
stalking my dog |
spigot |
| 1503 |
11/10/2002 |
stall side applet |
pants,atandt,spigot |
| 1795 |
9/2/2003 |
standard query language |
rands |
| 3649 |
10/29/2008 |
standing on a chair |
deuce,spigot |
| 4376 |
11/10/2010 |
standing on a chair |
deuce,spigot |
| 4207 |
5/25/2010 |
stands back with the bat |
pants,deuce |
| 372 |
10/9/1999 |
star maps |
deuce,pants |
| 1829 |
10/6/2003 |
star ship troopers |
deuce |
| 4384 |
11/18/2010 |
star trek |
pants,deuce |
| 5851 |
2/5/2015 |
star trek drinking game |
spigot |
| 214 |
5/7/1999 |
star wars |
spigot |
| 1081 |
9/16/2001 |
starbucks and a noah's bagels |
deuce,spigot |
| 4041 |
12/2/2009 |
starfleet is one word |
rands,deuce |
| 5861 |
2/15/2015 |
starfleet protocol part 1 |
spigot |
| 5862 |
2/16/2015 |
starfleet protocol part 2 |
pants |
| 5931 |
4/26/2015 |
staring off into space |
spigot,deuce |
| 1458 |
9/26/2002 |
starring spigot |
spigot |
| 2573 |
11/15/2005 |
starting java |
deuce,spigot |
| 1813 |
9/20/2003 |
starting to think |
spigot |
| 1646 |
4/3/2003 |
station identification |
rands,spigot |
| 5576 |
5/5/2014 |
status is a duplicate |
deuce,hanford |
| 3858 |
5/26/2009 |
status update |
deuce |
| 4412 |
12/19/2010 |
stay away |
deuce,atandt |
| 3968 |
9/15/2009 |
stay in school |
spigot |
| 2085 |
6/18/2004 |
stay on the phone with me |
spigot |
| 2923 |
10/31/2006 |
stay over |
spigot,deuce |
| 6782 |
10/9/2017 |
std |
deuce |
| 1147 |
11/21/2001 |
stdjo.h |
spigot,deuce |
| 6423 |
9/18/2016 |
step by step instructions |
deuce,spigot |
| 1695 |
5/22/2003 |
steps to reproduce |
spigot,deuce |
| 5917 |
4/12/2015 |
steps to reproduce |
deuce |
| 4688 |
10/19/2011 |
steve jobs is dead |
spigot,pants |
| 2629 |
1/9/2006 |
sticks |
deuce,spigot |
| 4807 |
2/22/2012 |
still gentle and kind |
deuce |
| 3817 |
4/15/2009 |
still here in this room |
deuce,pants |
| 2808 |
7/8/2006 |
still hungry |
bung,rands |
| 2258 |
1/3/2005 |
still life with rands |
rands |
| 2331 |
3/17/2005 |
still not totally sure what you are getting at |
deuce,pants |
| 244 |
6/6/1999 |
still only thirty-five cents |
pants,deuce |
| 4921 |
6/23/2012 |
still present but not always |
pants |
| 2828 |
7/27/2006 |
still quite stoned |
spigot |
| 5567 |
4/26/2014 |
still somewhat entertaining |
deuce |
| 3223 |
8/30/2007 |
still waiting |
deuce,spigot |
| 4014 |
11/2/2009 |
stomp my grapes |
pants |
| 1926 |
1/11/2004 |
stomping the exhibit |
spigot,deuce |
| 1224 |
2/6/2002 |
stoned again |
pants,rands |
| 4423 |
12/30/2010 |
stoned again |
spigot |
| 887 |
2/28/2001 |
stoned before five |
pants |
| 3345 |
12/30/2007 |
stop and consider (do you ever) |
pants,atandt |
| 3476 |
5/9/2008 |
stop biting please |
pants,deuce |
| 4071 |
1/3/2010 |
stop coming to my house |
spigot |
| 3599 |
9/9/2008 |
stop hitting |
deuce,spigot |
| 3481 |
5/14/2008 |
stop poking holes in me |
deuce,bung,pants |
| 3876 |
6/13/2009 |
stop trying |
pants,deuce |
| 5213 |
4/24/2013 |
stop-motion gangbang |
pants |
| 1397 |
7/28/2002 |
stormtroopers wearing only helmets, black socks |
pants,deuce |
| 1600 |
2/16/2003 |
straight from the well |
pants |
| 1698 |
5/25/2003 |
straight out of the carton |
pants,spigot |
| 5120 |
1/20/2013 |
straight to hell forever |
spigot |
| 4090 |
1/22/2010 |
straight to my hhhhh |
pants,spigot |
| 1668 |
4/25/2003 |
strange melange |
spigot |
| 1984 |
3/8/2004 |
strange toilet |
rands,deuce |
| 1128 |
11/2/2001 |
strangers in the night |
spigot,rands |
| 4587 |
7/3/2011 |
stray mouse cursor in panel 2 |
pants,deuce |
| 1788 |
8/26/2003 |
street car |
pants |
| 5019 |
10/6/2012 |
street cred |
spigot |
| 742 |
10/4/2000 |
strike over! |
- |
| 3697 |
12/16/2008 |
stringers of saliva all over my dick |
spigot,deuce |
| 449 |
12/22/1999 |
stroke |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 301 |
8/1/1999 |
strong boner related crypto |
pants |
| 4909 |
6/8/2012 |
strong evidence |
pants,deuce |
| 2816 |
7/16/2006 |
structure |
hanford |
| 3789 |
3/18/2009 |
strut my stuff |
pants |
| 6731 |
8/13/2017 |
stubby golf pencils |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3177 |
7/15/2007 |
stubby little arms |
deuce,rands |
| 3848 |
5/16/2009 |
stuck down here |
spigot |
| 4790 |
2/2/2012 |
stuck fast |
pants |
| 25 |
9/16/1998 |
stuck in a poo loop |
rands,deuce |
| 4235 |
6/22/2010 |
stuck in the men's room |
pants,deuce |
| 5702 |
9/9/2014 |
stuck in the muck |
pants |
| 3276 |
10/22/2007 |
stuck in the mud |
spigot,pants |
| 561 |
4/9/2000 |
stuck in the toilet |
deuce |
| 3189 |
7/27/2007 |
stuck in the toilet (ass and legs) |
spigot,deuce |
| 5864 |
2/18/2015 |
stuff them in my face |
pants,spigot |
| 3250 |
9/26/2007 |
stuffing it behind the fridge |
spigot,deuce,dick |
| 4406 |
12/13/2010 |
stunt double |
pants,deuce |
| 1942 |
1/27/2004 |
stupid game |
pants |
| 1995 |
3/19/2004 |
stupid prick |
deuce,spigot |
| 4961 |
8/3/2012 |
stupid question |
pants,deuce |
| 4250 |
7/7/2010 |
stupid, boring |
rands,deuce |
| 4954 |
7/27/2012 |
stuttering and bumbling |
pants,deuce |
| 1452 |
9/20/2002 |
sub stance |
pants,deuce |
| 3491 |
5/24/2008 |
sub-basement |
pants |
| 4812 |
2/27/2012 |
such a gentle soul |
deuce |
| 2181 |
10/18/2004 |
such a mantastic moustache |
rands,pants |
| 4493 |
3/21/2011 |
such is the life |
pants |
| 4763 |
1/6/2012 |
such is the life |
pants |
| 1185 |
12/29/2001 |
suck 'em if you got 'em |
pants |
| 5262 |
6/12/2013 |
suck dick like a battered woman |
spigot |
| 2847 |
8/14/2006 |
suck it real good |
rands,deuce,spigot |
| 5415 |
11/21/2013 |
sucking and/or getting sucked |
spigot |
| 1061 |
8/27/2001 |
sucking dick at office depot |
pants |
| 4025 |
11/13/2009 |
sucking dick in the super k-mart |
pants |
| 699 |
8/22/2000 |
sucking off the cast of user friendly |
pants |
| 4741 |
12/15/2011 |
sucks to be me |
spigot |
| 1943 |
1/28/2004 |
suddenly: gay marriage |
pants,deuce |
| 6643 |
5/11/2017 |
sufjan stevens or father john misty or dan the automator |
spigot,pants |
| 954 |
5/7/2001 |
suicide |
rands |
| 2284 |
1/29/2005 |
suicide girls |
spigot,deuce |
| 4547 |
5/15/2011 |
suicide pills |
spigot |
| 3517 |
6/19/2008 |
suicide solution |
spigot |
| 2517 |
9/19/2005 |
sulawesi toraja |
spigot |
| 5094 |
12/25/2012 |
summary of commands |
pants |
| 4620 |
8/5/2011 |
summer blockbuster |
deuce,pants |
| 6034 |
8/7/2015 |
summer colds |
spigot,deuce |
| 943 |
4/25/2001 |
summit/expo |
spigot |
| 3058 |
3/18/2007 |
sun day |
rands,deuce |
| 1165 |
12/9/2001 |
sun day(s) |
rands,pants |
| 1704 |
5/31/2003 |
sun down |
pants,deuce |
| 2347 |
4/2/2005 |
sun shine |
pants,deuce |
| 2490 |
8/23/2005 |
sun shine |
spigot |
| 1684 |
5/11/2003 |
sunday after noon |
deuce |
| 3626 |
10/6/2008 |
sunday brunch |
spigot |
| 696 |
8/19/2000 |
sunday school |
pants,deuce |
| 4638 |
8/23/2011 |
sunglasses |
pants,deuce |
| 2921 |
10/28/2006 |
sunshine |
pants |
| 5995 |
6/29/2015 |
super handsome |
pants,spigot |
| 1355 |
6/17/2002 |
super man |
deuce |
| 3524 |
6/26/2008 |
super power |
pants,deuce |
| 4429 |
1/5/2011 |
super powers |
deuce,spigot |
| 2790 |
6/20/2006 |
superman and his enormous package |
rands,atandt |
| 2240 |
12/16/2004 |
sure you do |
deuce |
| 6747 |
8/29/2017 |
surely |
spigot |
| 165 |
3/23/1999 |
surprise |
spigot |
| 287 |
7/18/1999 |
surprise folks |
spigot |
| 3818 |
4/16/2009 |
surprise party |
spigot |
| 6572 |
2/27/2017 |
surprised anybody noticed |
deuce,pants |
| 3567 |
8/8/2008 |
swallowed up by black hole |
deuce,pants |
| 5115 |
1/15/2013 |
swallowed up by black hole |
pants,deuce |
| 3591 |
9/1/2008 |
swamp in my throat |
spigot,pants |
| 491 |
1/30/2000 |
swans to dongs |
dick,deuce |
| 4124 |
2/26/2010 |
swarm around me |
deuce |
| 512 |
2/20/2000 |
swedish toilets |
spigot |
| 793 |
11/24/2000 |
sweepstakes winner |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 6372 |
7/26/2016 |
sweet jesus |
deuce,pants |
| 513 |
2/21/2000 |
sweet land of liberty |
deuce |
| 1140 |
11/14/2001 |
sweet tart(s) |
spigot |
| 4826 |
3/12/2012 |
sweet, kind and gentle |
deuce,pants |
| 3759 |
2/16/2009 |
swift and painful justice |
spigot,deuce |
| 1826 |
10/3/2003 |
swollen and chalky |
deuce |
| 1456 |
9/24/2002 |
syntax error in rapekit |
pants,atandt |
| 3622 |
10/2/2008 |
syria planum |
pants,deuce |
| 944 |
4/26/2001 |
system folder |
deuce,spigot |
| 2107 |
7/10/2004 |
system halted |
pants,deuce |
| 2471 |
8/4/2005 |
t atandt kill yourself |
atandt,deuce |
| 3332 |
12/17/2007 |
t deuce hey |
deuce,dick |
| 3455 |
4/18/2008 |
t deuce manga |
deuce,spigot |
| 3388 |
2/11/2008 |
t deuce please send jerk photos |
rands,deuce |
| 6526 |
1/5/2017 |
t deuce wasn't me |
deuce,pants |
| 4952 |
7/25/2012 |
t pants who ya talkin' to |
spigot |
| 3393 |
2/16/2008 |
t pants, t deuce |
deuce,pants |
| 3987 |
10/4/2009 |
t rands |
rands,deuce |
| 4437 |
1/13/2011 |
t rands remember |
spigot,pants |
| 1078 |
9/13/2001 |
t spigot get your own towel |
pants |
| 1519 |
11/26/2002 |
t spigot never mind |
pants,spigot |
| 3140 |
6/8/2007 |
t spigot oh |
deuce,spigot |
| 2927 |
11/4/2006 |
t spigot shows at 3 and 11 weekdays |
spigot,effigy |
| 3286 |
11/1/2007 |
t spigot why in the world |
deuce,spigot |
| 703 |
8/26/2000 |
t, l or c |
deuce,spigot |
| 1121 |
10/26/2001 |
table of contents |
rands |
| 4689 |
10/20/2011 |
tachyonic neutrinos |
deuce |
| 1537 |
12/14/2002 |
tag team |
rands,spigot,deuce |
| 2355 |
4/10/2005 |
taint misbehaving |
spigot,deuce |
| 2061 |
5/25/2004 |
taj mahal of pornography, the |
atandt,deuce |
| 3996 |
10/13/2009 |
take it |
pants |
| 4016 |
11/4/2009 |
take it all |
pants |
| 3549 |
7/21/2008 |
take it off |
deuce,spigot |
| 5008 |
9/25/2012 |
take it personally |
deuce |
| 2841 |
8/8/2006 |
take me in your arms |
pants |
| 4883 |
5/12/2012 |
take me out |
spigot |
| 1463 |
10/1/2002 |
take off your top |
deuce,spigot |
| 6713 |
7/25/2017 |
take on me |
deuce,pants |
| 6564 |
2/18/2017 |
take the /quiz |
deuce,pants |
| 3150 |
6/18/2007 |
take the anal train (dogshit everywhere) |
pants,deuce |
| 1933 |
1/18/2004 |
take the jizz quiz |
spigot |
| 333 |
8/31/1999 |
take the queer quiz |
spigot |
| 2251 |
12/27/2004 |
take your time son |
deuce,pants |
| 3416 |
3/10/2008 |
takes two |
pants,deuce |
| 6359 |
7/12/2016 |
taking a dump on sagan's grave |
deuce,pants |
| 5543 |
4/2/2014 |
taking a shit in a paper bag |
pants,spigot |
| 2644 |
1/24/2006 |
taking a shit in your mouth |
spigot,deuce |
| 2668 |
2/17/2006 |
taking a test, promptly failing |
spigot |
| 5124 |
1/24/2013 |
taking inventory |
pants |
| 6680 |
6/17/2017 |
taking one for the team |
deuce,pants |
| 6181 |
1/3/2016 |
taking the bus |
pants,deuce |
| 2784 |
6/14/2006 |
talk him off or die trying |
ozone,atandt |
| 4247 |
7/4/2010 |
talk me off |
pants,deuce |
| 4903 |
6/2/2012 |
talk of pie |
pants,deuce |
| 6055 |
8/28/2015 |
talk soon |
spigot |
| 1192 |
1/5/2002 |
talkin' tolkien |
spigot |
| 2098 |
7/1/2004 |
talking in public the whole time |
deuce,pants |
| 3320 |
12/5/2007 |
talking off the deuce |
deuce,pants |
| 577 |
4/25/2000 |
talking on the computer |
spigot,pants |
| 4404 |
12/9/2010 |
talking past each other |
rands,spigot |
| 109 |
1/27/1999 |
tantamount to exercise |
deuce, pants, rands, spigot |
| 875 |
2/16/2001 |
tapping |
atandt,pants |
| 5458 |
1/7/2014 |
tappity tap tap |
rands |
| 1370 |
7/1/2002 |
tar pits |
deuce,pants |
| 1831 |
10/8/2003 |
tarantula |
dick,hanford,pants |
| 5646 |
7/15/2014 |
tastes nothing like anything |
deuce,pants |
| 3615 |
9/25/2008 |
tasty |
deuce,pants |
| 3348 |
1/2/2008 |
teaching you to swim |
ozone,deuce |
| 1779 |
8/14/2003 |
teacup |
spigot |
| 4088 |
1/20/2010 |
team jerkcity |
pants |
| 1868 |
11/14/2003 |
team man ship |
deuce,pants |
| 876 |
2/17/2001 |
team player |
rands,deuce |
| 3786 |
3/15/2009 |
team work |
spigot |
| 660 |
7/14/2000 |
technical difficulties |
pants,deuce |
| 813 |
12/16/2000 |
technical difficulties |
pants |
| 3260 |
10/6/2007 |
technical difficulties |
spigot,deuce |
| 2934 |
11/12/2006 |
technical difficulties (try again tomorrow) |
spigot |
| 5171 |
3/13/2013 |
ted talk |
pants,atandt |
| 2598 |
12/9/2005 |
tell it to the judge |
atandt,spigot |
| 6367 |
7/20/2016 |
tell me something gay |
dick,deuce |
| 3301 |
11/16/2007 |
tell me where you get it |
deuce,ozone,pants |
| 3438 |
4/1/2008 |
tell the wikitruth |
pants |
| 1848 |
10/25/2003 |
temporary restraining order |
deuce |
| 228 |
5/21/1999 |
ten |
rands |
| 2102 |
7/5/2004 |
ten dollar words |
spigot,pants |
| 4967 |
8/9/2012 |
ten light years |
spigot |
| 3623 |
10/3/2008 |
ten times a day |
spigot |
| 1148 |
11/22/2001 |
ten ways women can make strides in the workplace |
rands,deuce,spigot |
| 5169 |
3/11/2013 |
ten years ago |
spigot |
| 3087 |
4/16/2007 |
tennessee |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 437 |
12/10/1999 |
tense negotiations |
rands,pants |
| 3490 |
5/23/2008 |
tentpole |
spigot,deuce |
| 6134 |
11/17/2015 |
term unclear |
pants |
| 892 |
3/5/2001 |
terrible thing |
pants,rands |
| 5437 |
12/17/2013 |
text messages |
pants,deuce |
| 2688 |
3/9/2006 |
thank |
pants,rands,spigot |
| 3317 |
12/2/2007 |
thank god |
deuce,pants |
| 3937 |
8/13/2009 |
thank heavens |
spigot,deuce |
| 2073 |
6/6/2004 |
thank you confused |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5960 |
5/25/2015 |
thanks for that |
spigot |
| 3105 |
5/4/2007 |
thanks to you |
deuce,spigot |
| 3266 |
10/12/2007 |
thanksgiving |
deuce,spigot |
| 5420 |
11/28/2013 |
thanksgiving |
deuce,pants |
| 4454 |
1/30/2011 |
that beaming smile |
pants,deuce |
| 4992 |
9/3/2012 |
that box |
deuce,pants |
| 3287 |
11/2/2007 |
that buttery warm fragrance |
pants |
| 6110 |
10/22/2015 |
that far ahead |
spigot |
| 2740 |
5/1/2006 |
that good one homosexual |
net,pants |
| 792 |
11/23/2000 |
that green stuff |
deuce,pants |
| 2571 |
11/13/2005 |
that guy's basket |
rands,spigot |
| 78 |
12/7/1998 |
that is no bunny |
|
| 79 |
12/8/1998 |
that is... |
|
| 2838 |
8/5/2006 |
that joy division song |
pants,deuce |
| 5504 |
2/22/2014 |
that kind of nonsense |
spigot,pants |
| 507 |
2/15/2000 |
that mallet |
deuce,pants |
| 3871 |
6/8/2009 |
that one letter |
deuce,spigot |
| 4076 |
1/8/2010 |
that one there |
pants |
| 3394 |
2/17/2008 |
that other guy |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 1602 |
2/18/2003 |
that other one too |
dick,deuce,pants |
| 1274 |
3/28/2002 |
that particular scene |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 4221 |
6/8/2010 |
that poor girl |
spigot,deuce |
| 1509 |
11/16/2002 |
that propellerheads song |
pants,rands,deuce,spigot |
| 6696 |
7/8/2017 |
that settles it |
spigot |
| 6279 |
4/23/2016 |
that side of the mall |
spigot,pants |
| 1859 |
11/5/2003 |
that someone is everyone |
spigot |
| 862 |
2/3/2001 |
that sort of language |
deuce,spigot |
| 3415 |
3/9/2008 |
that sour-grapes look |
pants |
| 3570 |
8/11/2008 |
that thing (it is happening again) |
pants,deuce |
| 2121 |
7/24/2004 |
that was |
hanford,spigot |
| 4765 |
1/8/2012 |
that what is says |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 4420 |
12/27/2010 |
that whirring noise |
spigot,deuce |
| 5140 |
2/9/2013 |
that will also suffice |
pants,deuce |
| 3234 |
9/10/2007 |
that wonderful wonderful dream |
pants,deuce |
| 4576 |
6/21/2011 |
that would be cool |
spigot,deuce |
| 5835 |
1/20/2015 |
that would be wrong |
pants,spigot |
| 4067 |
12/30/2009 |
that would explain the fatness |
deuce,rands |
| 6340 |
6/23/2016 |
that you have diabetes |
deuce |
| 4461 |
2/7/2011 |
that's a can do |
deuce,pants |
| 5163 |
3/5/2013 |
that's all there is to it |
spigot |
| 108 |
1/24/1999 |
that's amore |
spigot |
| 5591 |
5/21/2014 |
that's fair |
spigot |
| 4361 |
10/26/2010 |
that's my head |
deuce,spigot |
| 4849 |
4/4/2012 |
that's no bear |
pants,deuce |
| 4084 |
1/16/2010 |
that's not healthy |
pants,deuce |
| 4712 |
11/13/2011 |
that's right |
pants,deuce |
| 2963 |
12/13/2006 |
that's the spigot promise |
deuce,spigot |
| 28 |
9/20/1998 |
that's two rules |
|
| 3178 |
7/16/2007 |
that's what i want (shit) |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5742 |
10/19/2014 |
that's what she said |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 5707 |
9/14/2014 |
that's what you get |
deuce |
| 6238 |
3/12/2016 |
that's why we put up the signs |
spigot |
| 5748 |
10/25/2014 |
the 3x3 grid |
pants,deuce |
| 4015 |
11/3/2009 |
the absolutely true story of pants from jerkcity |
pants |
| 4475 |
2/24/2011 |
the absolutely true story of spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 3666 |
11/15/2008 |
the anger and hate |
spigot |
| 3304 |
11/19/2007 |
the answer is pain |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 6512 |
12/22/2016 |
the archduke had it coming |
deuce,pants |
| 1951 |
2/4/2004 |
the ashamed lowercase y |
spigot |
| 1896 |
12/12/2003 |
the ass-testing of santa claus |
pants,deuce |
| 3033 |
2/21/2007 |
the back of his hand |
spigot,rands |
| 719 |
9/11/2000 |
the balls ate my balls page |
spigot |
| 906 |
3/19/2001 |
the balls page |
spigot |
| 6248 |
3/22/2016 |
the bank dick |
spigot,pants |
| 560 |
4/8/2000 |
the bargains |
spigot |
| 4928 |
6/30/2012 |
the beatoff gods |
deuce |
| 5233 |
5/14/2013 |
the best blowjobs |
bung,deuce |
| 6438 |
10/3/2016 |
the best laid plans |
dick,deuce |
| 3913 |
7/20/2009 |
the best machine |
pants,spigot |
| 5418 |
11/24/2013 |
the best part |
deuce |
| 745 |
10/7/2000 |
the best thing about marijuana |
pants |
| 4721 |
11/22/2011 |
the best thing that ever happened to us |
pants,deuce |
| 4390 |
11/25/2010 |
the best way |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 3790 |
3/19/2009 |
the big big city |
spigot,pants |
| 5141 |
2/10/2013 |
the bionic man noise |
net,deuce |
| 558 |
4/6/2000 |
the black dot from adventure |
deuce,pants |
| 300 |
7/31/1999 |
the blair witch |
deuce,rands |
| 5978 |
6/12/2015 |
the blue background |
spigot |
| 310 |
8/9/1999 |
the boner crisis: day 8 |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 4665 |
9/23/2011 |
the bonking |
spigot |
| 850 |
1/22/2001 |
the box |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 6133 |
11/16/2015 |
the bread guy |
spigot,pants |
| 6283 |
4/27/2016 |
the bus one |
spigot,pants |
| 3483 |
5/16/2008 |
the bus to your face |
pants,rands |
| 5540 |
3/30/2014 |
the bushes are a good place to hide |
pants,deuce |
| 5871 |
2/25/2015 |
the cage |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 3972 |
9/19/2009 |
the captain |
pants |
| 5904 |
3/30/2015 |
the case of the haunted fannypack |
pants,deuce |
| 5129 |
1/29/2013 |
the cast of nash bridges |
pants,deuce |
| 5856 |
2/10/2015 |
the cds and the boombox |
pants,deuce,rands |
| 399 |
11/3/1999 |
the challenge |
pants,deuce |
| 674 |
7/28/2000 |
the chicago manual of poo |
deuce,pants |
| 342 |
9/9/1999 |
the children |
spigot |
| 6226 |
2/29/2016 |
the choices i made that day |
spigot |
| 5194 |
4/5/2013 |
the choke |
pants |
| 1645 |
4/2/2003 |
the choke, the clutch |
pants,spigot |
| 3783 |
3/12/2009 |
the church, the steeple |
spigot |
| 772 |
11/3/2000 |
the closet |
deuce,spigot |
| 5682 |
8/20/2014 |
the cloud |
pants,spigot |
| 4411 |
12/18/2010 |
the clown with his pants down |
spigot,deuce |
| 5529 |
3/19/2014 |
the clunk |
pants |
| 759 |
10/21/2000 |
the cockmobile |
spigot,pants |
| 3636 |
10/16/2008 |
the cocks that got away |
pants |
| 453 |
12/26/1999 |
the cocksucking game |
pants,spigot |
| 5010 |
9/27/2012 |
the comedy closet is full |
spigot,deuce |
| 470 |
1/9/2000 |
the commish |
deuce,pants,net |
| 4534 |
5/1/2011 |
the company of prostitutes |
spigot,deuce |
| 755 |
10/17/2000 |
the complete idiot's guide to licking dick |
rands |
| 5884 |
3/10/2015 |
the conscience of the king |
pants,deuce |
| 3056 |
3/16/2007 |
the contents of my mouth |
pants,deuce |
| 5881 |
3/7/2015 |
the corbomite maneuver |
pants,deuce |
| 6227 |
3/1/2016 |
the correction is noted |
atandt |
| 5975 |
6/9/2015 |
the crank part 1 |
pants |
| 5976 |
6/10/2015 |
the crank part 2 |
pants |
| 2832 |
7/31/2006 |
the daily jerkcity |
spigot,rands |
| 3959 |
9/6/2009 |
the dance of the seven pricks |
spigot |
| 2274 |
1/19/2005 |
the day before the end of the world |
rands,pants |
| 2528 |
10/1/2005 |
the day control messages stopped working |
deuce |
| 4875 |
5/3/2012 |
the dead parrot sketch |
spigot |
| 3919 |
7/26/2009 |
the death of rock and roll |
net,deuce,pants |
| 5647 |
7/16/2014 |
the diabetes problem |
deuce,spigot,effigy |
| 652 |
7/7/2000 |
the dick cache god |
pants,deuce |
| 348 |
9/15/1999 |
the dick checkout counter |
deuce,net |
| 5425 |
12/3/2013 |
the dick pit |
pants,spigot |
| 4188 |
5/4/2010 |
the door is unlocked |
spigot |
| 5268 |
6/18/2013 |
the drake equation |
net,deuce |
| 1222 |
2/4/2002 |
the dreaded electric pencil sharpener |
pants |
| 668 |
7/22/2000 |
the dreaded links page |
spigot |
| 2113 |
7/16/2004 |
the drill |
rands,deuce |
| 5801 |
12/17/2014 |
the drone files |
spigot |
| 3228 |
9/4/2007 |
the duke |
spigot |
| 6799 |
0/0/0 |
the duke of new york |
deuce,pants |
| 567 |
4/15/2000 |
the early years (act 1, scene 1) |
spigot,pants |
| 568 |
4/16/2000 |
the early years (act 1, scene 2) |
spigot,pants |
| 538 |
3/17/2000 |
the economics of electronic commerce |
rands |
| 720 |
9/12/2000 |
the effects of drinking soap |
pants |
| 721 |
9/13/2000 |
the elusive jizz bug |
deuce,rands |
| 585 |
5/3/2000 |
the end |
rands,pants |
| 2887 |
9/23/2006 |
the end of summer |
pants |
| 6130 |
11/11/2015 |
the end of summer |
pants |
| 6010 |
7/14/2015 |
the end of the world |
spigot,deuce |
| 5876 |
3/2/2015 |
the enemy within |
pants,deuce |
| 4230 |
6/17/2010 |
the evening news |
pants,deuce |
| 3465 |
4/28/2008 |
the extent to which |
deuce,pants |
| 4479 |
2/28/2011 |
the face of god |
deuce,spigot |
| 524 |
3/3/2000 |
the faq wizard |
rands,pants,spigot |
| 1031 |
7/28/2001 |
the fetus and nozzle show |
fetus,nozzle |
| 4142 |
3/16/2010 |
the first person |
spigot |
| 3828 |
4/26/2009 |
the fuck do you |
rands,deuce |
| 4078 |
1/10/2010 |
the fucking news flash |
deuce |
| 174 |
4/1/1999 |
the fucking porn room |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5371 |
10/5/2013 |
the fun never ends |
pants |
| 4761 |
1/4/2012 |
the further adventures of spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 5887 |
3/13/2015 |
the galileo seven |
spigot |
| 316 |
8/15/1999 |
the game of boggle |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 6266 |
4/9/2016 |
the game of cock |
pants,deuce |
| 2294 |
2/8/2005 |
the gang is all here |
rands,spigot |
| 1725 |
6/21/2003 |
the gang's all here |
net,deuce |
| 3580 |
8/21/2008 |
the gang's all here |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 5795 |
12/11/2014 |
the gay we were |
deuce,spigot |
| 404 |
11/8/1999 |
the gay-bashing fence |
pants,spigot |
| 6436 |
10/1/2016 |
the gay/transgender over-under re: a human beating off |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 4958 |
7/31/2012 |
the ghetto u |
pants,spigot |
| 3723 |
1/11/2009 |
the gift of laughter |
deuce,spigot |
| 3485 |
5/18/2008 |
the glowing theory |
deuce |
| 3770 |
2/27/2009 |
the goal |
spigot |
| 5674 |
8/12/2014 |
the god of hellfire |
pants,deuce |
| 439 |
12/12/1999 |
the good book |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 1020 |
7/14/2001 |
the great pumpkin |
spigot |
| 3484 |
5/17/2008 |
the great race |
spigot,deuce |
| 6557 |
2/11/2017 |
the hamster chronicles |
pants |
| 2221 |
11/27/2004 |
the hard way |
deuce |
| 1489 |
10/27/2002 |
the hebrew god |
pants,deuce,atandt |
| 1535 |
12/12/2002 |
the hills |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 392 |
10/27/1999 |
the hills are alive (a beautiful musical) |
pants,spigot |
| 4748 |
12/22/2011 |
the hills are alive revisited (another beautiful musical) |
spigot |
| 1886 |
12/2/2003 |
the horping balls |
spigot |
| 6609 |
4/7/2017 |
the hose again |
deuce,spigot |
| 466 |
1/5/2000 |
the how and the why |
spigot |
| 6729 |
8/11/2017 |
the imbroglio |
net,deuce,spigot |
| 6606 |
4/4/2017 |
the inevitable conclusion of the dick |
deuce,spigot |
| 4869 |
4/27/2012 |
the inside of me |
pants,deuce |
| 129 |
2/20/1999 |
the insolence |
deuce,pants |
| 419 |
11/22/1999 |
the irc |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 4582 |
6/28/2011 |
the irc |
spigot,pants |
| 3803 |
4/1/2009 |
the jerkcity channel |
pants |
| 6054 |
8/27/2015 |
the jerkies |
spigot |
| 75 |
11/30/1998 |
the jew who had gas |
|
| 1362 |
6/24/2002 |
the jizzy dir |
pants,spigot |
| 5735 |
10/12/2014 |
the jizzy dir |
spigot |
| 997 |
6/20/2001 |
the joke and the punchline |
spigot |
| 4405 |
12/12/2010 |
the juice |
pants,spigot |
| 3810 |
4/8/2009 |
the justice or the lulz |
pants,spigot |
| 336 |
9/3/1999 |
the lab |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 1975 |
2/28/2004 |
the last one |
pants |
| 6390 |
8/13/2016 |
the last transmission before radio silence |
pants |
| 3757 |
2/14/2009 |
the latter |
spigot,deuce |
| 2706 |
3/27/2006 |
the letter q |
pants,atandt |
| 5278 |
6/28/2013 |
the letter t |
deuce |
| 6542 |
1/27/2017 |
the line for the bathroom |
spigot,pants |
| 406 |
11/10/1999 |
the living room |
pants,spigot |
| 5399 |
11/2/2013 |
the longest ten seconds |
deuce |
| 787 |
11/18/2000 |
the look of dick |
deuce,pants,rands,spigot |
| 2950 |
11/29/2006 |
the lost weekend |
atandt,pants |
| 3724 |
1/12/2009 |
the luckiest man alive |
deuce |
| 4685 |
10/16/2011 |
the magic word |
deuce,dick |
| 1624 |
3/12/2003 |
the main menu |
pants,ozone |
| 4962 |
8/4/2012 |
the man asked you a question |
pants |
| 2131 |
8/3/2004 |
the man likes mice |
pants,deuce |
| 854 |
1/26/2001 |
the man on the shroud is none other than jesus christ himself |
pants,deuce |
| 5873 |
2/27/2015 |
the man trap |
sparky,captain,private jim |
| 5283 |
7/3/2013 |
the math/porn part of my mind |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 240 |
6/2/1999 |
the mating rituals of spigot |
spigot,deuce |
| 4138 |
3/12/2010 |
the mayor |
deuce |
| 4427 |
1/3/2011 |
the men and women |
pants,spigot |
| 5882 |
3/8/2015 |
the menagerie part i |
pants,hanford |
| 5883 |
3/9/2015 |
the menagerie part ii |
pants,deuce |
| 646 |
7/1/2000 |
the miracle of modern medicine |
deuce |
| 4557 |
5/26/2011 |
the model will return shortly |
deuce |
| 274 |
7/5/1999 |
the moon |
deuce,spigot |
| 323 |
8/22/1999 |
the moon fell down the stairs |
pants,deuce |
| 6327 |
6/10/2016 |
the moon, mars, past the asteroid belt |
deuce,pants |
| 4159 |
4/3/2010 |
the moral of the story |
spigot |
| 3022 |
2/10/2007 |
the more you know |
spigot |
| 4520 |
4/17/2011 |
the more you put it off |
spigot,deuce |
| 6656 |
5/24/2017 |
the most beautiful girl |
deuce,pants |
| 3851 |
5/19/2009 |
the most important thing on the internet |
pants |
| 2253 |
12/29/2004 |
the most wonderful time of the year |
deuce,atandt |
| 5123 |
1/23/2013 |
the n-word |
spigot,pants |
| 5875 |
3/1/2015 |
the naked time |
pants,deuce |
| 6403 |
8/26/2016 |
the nature of its reality |
deuce,pants |
| 4326 |
9/21/2010 |
the nbc comedy barn |
spigot,deuce |
| 6573 |
2/28/2017 |
the nearest knish cart |
spigot |
| 6730 |
8/12/2017 |
the needful |
deuce,spigot |
| 4647 |
9/1/2011 |
the news |
pants |
| 369 |
10/6/1999 |
the next morning |
spigot |
| 1006 |
6/29/2001 |
the nicest thing |
spigot,deuce |
| 395 |
10/30/1999 |
the nickel |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 2613 |
12/24/2005 |
the night before christmas |
spigot,pants |
| 3867 |
6/4/2009 |
the normal response |
rands,deuce |
| 6503 |
12/10/2016 |
the notion of albert brooks |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 74 |
11/29/1998 |
the nougat |
|
| 6013 |
7/17/2015 |
the o is the hardest part |
deuce,pants |
| 1482 |
10/20/2002 |
the occasional blowjob |
pants,hanford,atandt |
| 1149 |
11/23/2001 |
the one about |
dick,deuce |
| 3869 |
6/6/2009 |
the one goat the one time |
pants,deuce |
| 6613 |
4/11/2017 |
the one light |
spigot,pants |
| 3940 |
8/16/2009 |
the one on the left |
spigot |
| 1604 |
2/20/2003 |
the one that almost got away |
pants,spigot |
| 5466 |
1/15/2014 |
the one that got away |
deuce,pants |
| 5459 |
1/8/2014 |
the one that got away |
pants,deuce |
| 231 |
5/24/1999 |
the one where |
spigot,deuce |
| 2238 |
12/14/2004 |
the ones in my cupboard |
pants,spigot |
| 5843 |
1/28/2015 |
the only measured, logical response |
spigot,deuce |
| 4756 |
12/30/2011 |
the only way i know how |
pants,deuce |
| 4319 |
9/14/2010 |
the other one |
pants |
| 1464 |
10/2/2002 |
the ozone and deuce show |
deuce,ozone |
| 2534 |
10/7/2005 |
the ozone and deuce show |
deuce,ozone |
| 6116 |
10/28/2015 |
the pac-man |
pants,deuce |
| 5890 |
3/16/2015 |
the passion of atandt: i renounce jerkcity |
atandt |
| 2875 |
9/11/2006 |
the path to 9/11 |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
| 4714 |
11/15/2011 |
the patriot |
pants,deuce |
| 6330 |
6/13/2016 |
the peacock |
spigot,pants |
| 2537 |
10/10/2005 |
the penguin incident |
atandt,deuce |
| 819 |
12/22/2000 |
the penny arcade incident |
pants |
| 5906 |
4/1/2015 |
the peoples republic of jerkcity |
deuce |
| 4236 |
6/23/2010 |
the pervasive smell of turpentine |
deuce,pants |
| 530 |
3/9/2000 |
the pincers of power! |
pants,spigot |
| 3010 |
1/29/2007 |
the piss bill |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 2867 |
9/3/2006 |
the pitch (day after cupcake day) |
pants |
| 4901 |
5/31/2012 |
the point of a bigger dick |
pants,spigot |
| 4081 |
1/13/2010 |
the poking |
pants,deuce |
| 308 |
8/8/1999 |
the political one |
pants |
| 649 |
7/4/2000 |
the poo button |
rands,pants |
| 1013 |
7/6/2001 |
the postman |
spigot,pants |
| 1685 |
5/12/2003 |
the power of liquor |
spigot |
| 503 |
2/11/2000 |
the power of love |
pants,spigot |
| 2812 |
7/12/2006 |
the previously unpublished love letters of spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 302 |
8/2/1999 |
the prickalino |
pants,deuce |
| 360 |
9/27/1999 |
the pringles |
spigot,net,deuce |
| 6350 |
7/3/2016 |
the problem with ducks |
deuce,dick |
| 2105 |
7/8/2004 |
the problem with hookers |
spigot,pants |
| 3593 |
9/3/2008 |
the problem with poo |
spigot |
| 2188 |
10/25/2004 |
the punch line is alcoholism |
deuce,pants |
| 2023 |
4/17/2004 |
the purple man |
pants |
| 5697 |
9/4/2014 |
the q in q*bert |
spigot,deuce |
| 1303 |
4/26/2002 |
the quest for porn |
spigot,pants |
| 5448 |
12/28/2013 |
the queue is empty |
pants |
| 4251 |
7/8/2010 |
the rapist game |
atandt,deuce,rands,spigot,dick,bung,ozone,pants |
| 5296 |
7/16/2013 |
the real housewives of jerkcity |
deuce |
| 2515 |
9/17/2005 |
the real reason |
pants |
| 5610 |
6/9/2014 |
the reason the sky looks blue |
spigot,pants |
| 837 |
1/9/2001 |
the remarkable world of pants |
pants |
| 4983 |
8/25/2012 |
the right answer |
pants,deuce |
| 617 |
6/3/2000 |
the rockford files |
atandt,pants |
| 2039 |
5/3/2004 |
the romans or the huns (take your pick) |
pants |
| 750 |
10/12/2000 |
the rules of dick |
spigot |
| 5444 |
12/24/2013 |
the rules of love |
pants,deuce |
| 6508 |
12/15/2016 |
the rules of love |
deuce,pants |
| 6402 |
8/25/2016 |
the saint of all wieners |
deuce,pants |
| 6240 |
3/14/2016 |
the same amount of beautiful |
pants,deuce |
| 5825 |
1/10/2015 |
the same hands |
spigot |
| 1692 |
5/19/2003 |
the same page |
pants,deuce |
| 4302 |
8/28/2010 |
the same toothbrush that fell into the toilet |
pants,deuce |
| 3103 |
5/2/2007 |
the saving throw rapist |
deuce |
| 198 |
4/23/1999 |
the scientific method |
deuce,spigot |
| 4 |
8/20/1998 |
the secret of numb |
|
| 587 |
5/5/2000 |
the seven dwarves |
everybody |
| 2335 |
3/21/2005 |
the seven endless |
pants |
| 5334 |
8/23/2013 |
the shed |
pants |
| 1069 |
9/4/2001 |
the shelling continues |
net,pants |
| 2724 |
4/15/2006 |
the show must go on |
pants,ozone,deuce |
| 483 |
1/22/2000 |
the skills to pay the bills |
pants,deuce,rands |
| 307 |
8/7/1999 |
the smell of schizophrenia |
pants |
| 6724 |
8/6/2017 |
the softer side of sears |
spigot |
| 6479 |
11/13/2016 |
the sound of the bus resigned |
spigot |
| 2275 |
1/20/2005 |
the spigot man can |
spigot,pants |
| 5888 |
3/14/2015 |
the squire of gothos |
atandt,deuce |
| 569 |
4/17/2000 |
the stairs |
spigot |
| 2569 |
11/11/2005 |
the stalls out west |
pants |
| 213 |
5/6/1999 |
the stark story |
pants |
| 6560 |
2/14/2017 |
the sticky heat of the day will dictate that detail |
deuce,pants |
| 4056 |
12/17/2009 |
the story of a boy who becomes a man |
spigot |
| 6090 |
10/2/2015 |
the story of my life |
deuce |
| 448 |
12/21/1999 |
the story of us |
pants,deuce |
| 142 |
3/5/1999 |
the subjunctive |
deuce |
| 599 |
5/17/2000 |
the sweetbread shortage |
pants |
| 3259 |
10/5/2007 |
the system is being shut down now |
ozone,deuce |
| 2297 |
2/11/2005 |
the teflon dong |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 6339 |
6/22/2016 |
the tension mounts |
pants |
| 1860 |
11/6/2003 |
the things we find on usenet part 3 |
deuce,pants |
| 1883 |
11/29/2003 |
the things we find on usenet part 4 |
spigot |
| 1275 |
3/29/2002 |
the things we find on usenet part i |
spigot |
| 1276 |
3/30/2002 |
the things we find on usenet part ii |
deuce |
| 4579 |
6/25/2011 |
the third dimension is you |
pants |
| 5982 |
6/16/2015 |
the three amigos |
deuce,spigot |
| 5732 |
10/9/2014 |
the three steps |
bung,deuce |
| 4244 |
7/1/2010 |
the toilet brush |
deuce,pants |
| 1246 |
2/28/2002 |
the toilet stall bandit |
spigot,pants |
| 578 |
4/26/2000 |
the toilet story |
spigot,pants |
| 80 |
12/9/1998 |
the town song |
|
| 5158 |
2/27/2013 |
the trap door is important (long version) |
deuce |
| 5157 |
2/26/2013 |
the trap door is important (short version) |
spigot |
| 2272 |
1/17/2005 |
the troll guild |
atandt |
| 1424 |
8/23/2002 |
the trouble with pac-man |
rands |
| 6277 |
4/22/2016 |
the tub guy |
spigot |
| 6457 |
10/22/2016 |
the two happiest days in a man's life |
spigot,pants |
| 6448 |
10/13/2016 |
the tyranny of the beatoff |
deuce |
| 3021 |
2/9/2007 |
the tyranny of the rands |
rands,pants |
| 3557 |
7/29/2008 |
the tyranny of three |
deuce,pants |
| 3211 |
8/18/2007 |
the uppercase club |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 557 |
4/5/2000 |
the urine |
spigot |
| 5850 |
2/4/2015 |
the user rands is not connected |
deuce,rands |
| 257 |
6/19/1999 |
the very bad farm |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 3020 |
2/8/2007 |
the very same |
spigot,deuce |
| 441 |
12/14/1999 |
the waiter |
pants,spigot |
| 1956 |
2/9/2004 |
the waltz of Jéricho |
pants |
| 5131 |
1/31/2013 |
the war on rape |
spigot,pants |
| 2406 |
5/31/2005 |
the way of the world |
deuce,ozone |
| 579 |
4/27/2000 |
the way you close your eyes |
pants |
| 6768 |
9/23/2017 |
the weather control machine |
deuce,pants |
| 5208 |
4/19/2013 |
the weeping dongs |
pants |
| 743 |
10/5/2000 |
the weigel factor |
spigot,deuce |
| 1455 |
9/23/2002 |
the weirdest thing |
spigot |
| 514 |
2/22/2000 |
the westminster dog show |
spigot |
| 2390 |
5/15/2005 |
the what factor |
deuce,pants |
| 3621 |
10/1/2008 |
the wheels of cars |
spigot,pants |
| 1468 |
10/6/2002 |
the whole damn system is out of order |
pants,spigot |
| 6289 |
5/3/2016 |
the whole nickel |
deuce,pants |
| 5302 |
7/22/2013 |
the whole world can be your stage |
spigot |
| 921 |
4/3/2001 |
the will of god |
pants |
| 5696 |
9/3/2014 |
the wisdom of solomon |
pants |
| 5200 |
4/11/2013 |
the wizard and the princess |
spigot |
| 4525 |
4/22/2011 |
the wonderful world of spigot |
spigot |
| 982 |
6/4/2001 |
the world will never know |
deuce |
| 5569 |
4/28/2014 |
the wrong end in front |
pants |
| 5720 |
9/27/2014 |
the wrong way round |
deuce,spigot |
| 3012 |
1/31/2007 |
the yam stand |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 2586 |
11/28/2005 |
theme to spigot the bear |
spigot |
| 4543 |
5/10/2011 |
then breaks the dawn |
spigot |
| 4536 |
5/3/2011 |
then how do you |
spigot |
| 6232 |
3/6/2016 |
then i go online |
spigot,rands,deuce |
| 4781 |
1/24/2012 |
then i really have to |
deuce,spigot |
| 2228 |
12/4/2004 |
then i woke the fuck up |
rands,pants |
| 1965 |
2/18/2004 |
then the cops came |
rands,deuce |
| 6362 |
7/15/2016 |
then there will be war |
deuce,pants |
| 1182 |
12/26/2001 |
there are no prizes involved |
deuce,pants |
| 2804 |
7/4/2006 |
there goes the cockbot |
atandt,rands |
| 5508 |
2/26/2014 |
there is no dick or dope here |
pants,deuce |
| 4596 |
7/12/2011 |
there is no god |
pants |
| 5323 |
8/12/2013 |
there is no wrong answer |
spigot |
| 2904 |
10/11/2006 |
there is only one god and he is god |
pants,deuce |
| 4680 |
10/11/2011 |
there's a bee in here |
deuce,pants |
| 6358 |
7/11/2016 |
there's a fork in there |
spigot |
| 1198 |
1/11/2002 |
there's something about ike |
atandt |
| 5538 |
3/28/2014 |
there, done |
deuce,pants |
| 6384 |
8/7/2016 |
these are the days of our lives |
deuce,pants |
| 955 |
5/8/2001 |
these are the rules (pt. 1) |
rands |
| 5925 |
4/20/2015 |
these are the times that try men's souls |
spigot,pants |
| 4249 |
7/6/2010 |
these are their stories |
spigot,pants |
| 73 |
11/28/1998 |
these are tomatoes |
|
| 5277 |
6/27/2013 |
these beautiful ladyboys |
deuce |
| 879 |
2/20/2001 |
these cheese fries |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 3703 |
12/22/2008 |
these dicks and pricks |
spigot,pants |
| 1477 |
10/15/2002 |
these fine wines |
pants,spigot |
| 4241 |
6/28/2010 |
these horrible things |
deuce,pants |
| 2969 |
12/19/2006 |
these pumpy times of ours |
deuce,rands |
| 2330 |
3/16/2005 |
these united states |
spigot,deuce |
| 6253 |
3/27/2016 |
they are naturally like that |
deuce,pants |
| 191 |
4/16/1999 |
they are to blame |
deuce,pants |
| 5590 |
5/20/2014 |
they buy and plant |
deuce,pants |
| 6066 |
9/8/2015 |
they do not reply |
deuce,pants |
| 4245 |
7/2/2010 |
they hate it |
pants,deuce |
| 4049 |
12/10/2009 |
they huddle around him |
pants,deuce |
| 3016 |
2/4/2007 |
they made my dick drink paint |
pants,deuce |
| 3139 |
6/7/2007 |
they will pay for what they have done |
spigot,deuce |
| 3333 |
12/18/2007 |
they'll never wake us in time |
pants,spigot |
| 154 |
3/13/1999 |
thick |
deuce,rands,spigot |
| 1990 |
3/14/2004 |
things i hit |
spigot |
| 6176 |
12/29/2015 |
things you can do to it |
pants |
| 5067 |
11/25/2012 |
thinking of different people |
pants,deuce |
| 3849 |
5/17/2009 |
third base |
pants,deuce |
| 1101 |
10/6/2001 |
third party check |
pants,spigot |
| 6243 |
3/17/2016 |
thirsty work |
pants |
| 1640 |
3/28/2003 |
thirty-frog and some change |
pants,deuce |
| 4887 |
5/16/2012 |
this and also that |
deuce |
| 5585 |
5/14/2014 |
this bag and this rag |
pants,spigot |
| 2378 |
5/3/2005 |
this calls for |
deuce,pants |
| 6127 |
11/8/2015 |
this can't be real life |
atandt |
| 8 |
8/25/1998 |
this channel sucks |
|
| 4091 |
1/23/2010 |
this chat thing |
atandt,deuce |
| 2254 |
12/30/2004 |
this comic sucks |
rands,deuce |
| 3326 |
12/11/2007 |
this corny dream |
pants,deuce |
| 57 |
10/27/1998 |
this dot |
|
| 2424 |
6/18/2005 |
this film is not yet rated |
spigot,deuce |
| 3382 |
2/5/2008 |
this fine morning |
spigot,deuce |
| 3554 |
7/26/2008 |
this frog |
pants |
| 5730 |
10/7/2014 |
this game of twenty questions |
pants,deuce |
| 3040 |
2/28/2007 |
this guy |
spigot |
| 5085 |
12/16/2012 |
this i know |
deuce,net |
| 1974 |
2/27/2004 |
this is a test |
atandt |
| 5344 |
9/2/2013 |
this is an outrage |
pants |
| 5073 |
12/1/2012 |
this is for you |
pants |
| 2522 |
9/24/2005 |
this is how we roll |
pants |
| 4304 |
8/30/2010 |
this is jerkcity |
rands,pants |
| 4709 |
11/10/2011 |
this is jnn |
pants |
| 3597 |
9/7/2008 |
this is not a drill |
pants |
| 6633 |
5/1/2017 |
this is not a drill |
deuce |
| 2470 |
8/3/2005 |
this is not a test |
spigot |
| 5800 |
12/16/2014 |
this is only a test |
pants |
| 6318 |
6/1/2016 |
this is radio free jerkcity |
spigot |
| 6312 |
5/26/2016 |
this is taking forever |
deuce,pants |
| 4608 |
7/24/2011 |
this is the zodiac speaking |
pants |
| 1461 |
9/29/2002 |
this island earth |
deuce,pants |
| 6780 |
10/7/2017 |
this isn't doing shit |
deuce,pants |
| 5325 |
8/14/2013 |
this isn't very good customer service |
spigot,pants |
| 3372 |
1/26/2008 |
this jar of peanut butter |
net,pants,deuce |
| 363 |
9/30/1999 |
this kick |
rands,deuce |
| 1341 |
6/3/2002 |
this lousy t-shirt |
atandt |
| 1707 |
6/3/2003 |
this magic show |
rands,spigot |
| 6383 |
8/6/2016 |
this man's navy |
spigot |
| 2630 |
1/10/2006 |
this means you |
deuce |
| 4343 |
10/8/2010 |
this morning |
spigot |
| 5153 |
2/22/2013 |
this mouth |
pants |
| 2885 |
9/21/2006 |
this one also comes with instruction manual |
deuce,spigot |
| 2882 |
9/18/2006 |
this one comes complete with instruction manual |
deuce,spigot |
| 6292 |
5/6/2016 |
this one seems sad |
pants |
| 680 |
8/3/2000 |
this one's for the kids |
spigot |
| 5650 |
7/19/2014 |
this place is a dump |
spigot |
| 6771 |
9/26/2017 |
this promise ring |
spigot,pants |
| 4434 |
1/10/2011 |
this thing |
pants,deuce |
| 1856 |
11/2/2003 |
this time |
spigot |
| 5175 |
3/17/2013 |
this time for sure |
spigot |
| 5951 |
5/16/2015 |
this time for sure |
pants |
| 4136 |
3/10/2010 |
this time i swear |
pants,deuce |
| 3520 |
6/22/2008 |
this time with feeling |
pants |
| 2974 |
12/24/2006 |
this way |
spigot |
| 5426 |
12/4/2013 |
this way doctor freeman |
spigot |
| 531 |
3/10/2000 |
this week's newsletter |
spigot |
| 1154 |
11/28/2001 |
this weird dream |
pants |
| 4662 |
9/20/2011 |
this wig, this hoop skirt |
pants,deuce |
| 4982 |
8/24/2012 |
this would be easier |
pants |
| 6072 |
9/14/2015 |
thisaway |
deuce,pants |
| 487 |
1/26/2000 |
thomas edison, probably |
spigot |
| 2493 |
8/26/2005 |
those are my butterscotches |
deuce,spigot |
| 3732 |
1/20/2009 |
those were the days |
spigot,pants |
| 2565 |
11/7/2005 |
thought (and then afterthought) |
spigot |
| 6651 |
5/19/2017 |
thought you might know |
deuce,pants |
| 3084 |
4/13/2007 |
thought you said |
spigot |
| 4593 |
7/9/2011 |
thoughts, feelings |
pants |
| 5385 |
10/19/2013 |
three baked potatoes with butter |
spigot |
| 1733 |
6/29/2003 |
three broken ribs and a busted jaw |
pants,deuce |
| 1847 |
10/24/2003 |
three cheers |
spigot |
| 6244 |
3/18/2016 |
three cheers |
spigot |
| 1411 |
8/11/2002 |
three dicks |
deuce,pants |
| 3928 |
8/4/2009 |
three hundred pounds of fatty fun |
spigot |
| 2191 |
10/28/2004 |
three large pizzas |
pants,spigot |
| 3195 |
8/2/2007 |
three little pigs |
pants,deuce |
| 773 |
11/4/2000 |
three o'clock high |
pants,rands |
| 232 |
5/25/1999 |
three rooms |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 1336 |
5/29/2002 |
three short plays |
spigot |
| 1804 |
9/11/2003 |
three tiered assault |
spigot |
| 1474 |
10/12/2002 |
through binoculars |
deuce,spigot |
| 2918 |
10/25/2006 |
through the flap |
spigot,deuce |
| 2164 |
10/2/2004 |
throw me a donut |
deuce |
| 6621 |
4/19/2017 |
throwing it at the bus |
pants |
| 2555 |
10/28/2005 |
thug life |
deuce,pants |
| 3369 |
1/23/2008 |
thundercats |
deuce,pants |
| 2296 |
2/10/2005 |
thurs day night |
pants,deuce |
| 2125 |
7/28/2004 |
thursday after noon |
ozone,deuce |
| 6348 |
7/1/2016 |
tight lid |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5461 |
1/10/2014 |
tight little asses taking dumps in my mouth |
spigot,deuce |
| 1754 |
7/20/2003 |
tight ship |
pants |
| 2055 |
5/19/2004 |
time and salt |
pants,deuce |
| 3811 |
4/9/2009 |
time and space |
spigot |
| 5813 |
12/29/2014 |
time bomb |
pants,deuce |
| 3248 |
9/24/2007 |
time for |
pants |
| 379 |
10/15/1999 |
time out |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 3461 |
4/24/2008 |
time out |
atandt |
| 4754 |
12/28/2011 |
time to sing |
spigot |
| 5485 |
2/3/2014 |
timecop |
spigot |
| 5024 |
10/13/2012 |
timecop (part 1 of 2) |
pants,deuce |
| 5025 |
10/14/2012 |
timecop (part 2 of 2) |
pants,deuce |
| 5853 |
2/7/2015 |
timeline |
spigot |
| 5429 |
12/7/2013 |
tin foil |
spigot,deuce |
| 3470 |
5/3/2008 |
tina fey will not squirm or complain during the lovemaking act |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 3471 |
5/4/2008 |
tina fey will smile and pretend she likes it even though she has more important stuff to do |
deuce,bung |
| 1398 |
7/29/2002 |
tiny hairs and fibers |
spigot,pants |
| 1567 |
1/13/2003 |
tired of wondering whether or not |
pants,net,deuce |
| 3119 |
5/18/2007 |
tired of you people |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3679 |
11/28/2008 |
tis a boner |
pants,dick |
| 20 |
9/10/1998 |
tissue paper hustler ratio |
|
| 6530 |
1/9/2017 |
titanic 2 |
deuce,pants |
| 1672 |
4/29/2003 |
tlot torco tud |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 5475 |
1/24/2014 |
to all the girls |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 960 |
5/13/2001 |
to be a mommy |
net,bung |
| 5947 |
5/12/2015 |
to find work and order potstickers |
spigot,deuce |
| 1556 |
1/2/2003 |
to hack or to phrack |
spigot,deuce |
| 828 |
12/31/2000 |
to kill twenty people |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 3532 |
7/4/2008 |
to my balls |
deuce,spigot |
| 140 |
3/3/1999 |
to rule in favor |
deuce,spigot |
| 3772 |
3/1/2009 |
to what |
spigot,deuce |
| 2779 |
6/9/2006 |
to what end/o untimely death! |
atandt,spigot |
| 2148 |
9/16/2004 |
to you live from the 53rd state |
deuce,spigot |
| 685 |
8/8/2000 |
to your nuts |
rands,pants,deuce |
| 5492 |
2/10/2014 |
to-do list |
pants |
| 3894 |
7/1/2009 |
today's challenge |
pants,spigot |
| 3722 |
1/10/2009 |
today's content |
spigot,pants |
| 3751 |
2/8/2009 |
together after school |
spigot |
| 5099 |
12/30/2012 |
together time |
spigot |
| 364 |
10/1/1999 |
toilet |
deuce,pants,spigot |
| 3004 |
1/23/2007 |
toilet antics |
pants,spigot |
| 6630 |
4/28/2017 |
toilet bowl |
spigot,pants |
| 6459 |
10/24/2016 |
toilet brush emoji |
spigot |
| 3522 |
6/24/2008 |
toilet fucker |
pants,deuce |
| 5810 |
12/26/2014 |
toilet phone |
spigot,deuce |
| 3218 |
8/25/2007 |
toilet pig |
pants |
| 1441 |
9/9/2002 |
toilet sex |
deuce,spigot |
| 6425 |
9/20/2016 |
toiletries and what have you |
pants |
| 4217 |
6/4/2010 |
token ring network |
pants,deuce |
| 984 |
6/7/2001 |
tom green |
rands |
| 1658 |
4/15/2003 |
tomato |
dick,deuce |
| 2865 |
9/1/2006 |
tomorrow |
deuce,pants |
| 5775 |
11/21/2014 |
tomorrow |
spigot |
| 5075 |
12/5/2012 |
too big to fail |
deuce,pants |
| 3401 |
2/24/2008 |
too complicated to follow |
deuce,pants |
| 1979 |
3/3/2004 |
too far gone |
pants |
| 2763 |
5/24/2006 |
too fat for the cheerleading squad |
spigot,deuce |
| 3610 |
9/20/2008 |
too generic |
atandt,deuce,spigot |
| 4194 |
5/10/2010 |
too hot |
atandt,deuce |
| 4871 |
4/29/2012 |
too late |
pants |
| 6588 |
3/17/2017 |
too late |
deuce,pants |
| 2862 |
8/29/2006 |
too many pants |
pants |
| 957 |
5/10/2001 |
too much curry |
pants |
| 4044 |
12/5/2009 |
too much in the background |
deuce,pants |
| 229 |
5/22/1999 |
too much poo |
pants |
| 664 |
7/18/2000 |
too preachy |
deuce,spigot |
| 4229 |
6/16/2010 |
too stoned to notice ghosts |
deuce,rands,pants |
| 5031 |
10/20/2012 |
too tight |
spigot |
| 5981 |
6/15/2015 |
too tired to fight |
pants,deuce |
| 2884 |
9/20/2006 |
toothpaste on them |
spigot |
| 1270 |
3/24/2002 |
top five percent |
deuce,spigot |
| 2304 |
2/18/2005 |
top less |
rands |
| 6046 |
8/19/2015 |
top of mind |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 1042 |
8/8/2001 |
top ten signs |
spigot |
| 2778 |
6/8/2006 |
toss them a crumb |
rands,spigot |
| 1164 |
12/8/2001 |
totally disgusting |
deuce |
| 2065 |
5/29/2004 |
totally fucking invisible |
rands |
| 3874 |
6/11/2009 |
totally out of control |
spigot,pants |
| 1837 |
10/14/2003 |
totally scared |
spigot,deuce |
| 3038 |
2/26/2007 |
totally silent |
deuce,pants |
| 2222 |
11/28/2004 |
totally ten dicks |
spigot,rands,pants |
| 4686 |
10/17/2011 |
touch it all |
deuce,pants |
| 3199 |
8/6/2007 |
touch my stuff |
deuce,pants |
| 5870 |
2/24/2015 |
touch you must |
pants,deuce |
| 909 |
3/22/2001 |
touched by god |
deuce,spigot |
| 2709 |
3/30/2006 |
touching on me |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 5586 |
5/16/2014 |
tough times for trolley |
pants |
| 2762 |
5/23/2006 |
tous qu'il sait |
pants,deuce |
| 3396 |
2/19/2008 |
towering over me |
spigot,pants |
| 2497 |
8/30/2005 |
toxic shock |
deuce |
| 424 |
11/27/1999 |
toy story 2 |
spigot |
| 6076 |
9/18/2015 |
train of thought |
pants |
| 1273 |
3/27/2002 |
training day |
spigot,pants |
| 582 |
4/30/2000 |
tranquillity of mind (zen boners 2 of 4) |
spigot |
| 505 |
2/13/2000 |
transcendental cocksucking |
rands |
| 1379 |
7/10/2002 |
transcripts of hypnosis sessions with doctor octavius |
atandt,pants |
| 4526 |
4/23/2011 |
transparent |
pants |
| 3917 |
7/24/2009 |
trap it in a garbage bag |
deuce,pants |
| 1469 |
10/7/2002 |
trapped in a hollow log |
deuce,spigot |
| 4290 |
8/16/2010 |
trash can |
spigot |
| 586 |
5/4/2000 |
tree frogs |
pants,katrina |
| 1890 |
12/6/2003 |
trial issue |
spigot,pants |
| 1002 |
6/25/2001 |
trials and tribulations |
deuce |
| 5630 |
6/29/2014 |
trigger warning |
pants,deuce |
| 1629 |
3/17/2003 |
triple word score |
rands,deuce |
| 1902 |
12/18/2003 |
triumph tr-3 |
pants,deuce |
| 6552 |
2/6/2017 |
troll controller |
deuce,pants |
| 5285 |
7/5/2013 |
tropical drinks on the cruise ship |
spigot,deuce |
| 1841 |
10/18/2003 |
trouble |
spigot |
| 1617 |
3/5/2003 |
trouble shooting |
rands,deuce |
| 4113 |
2/14/2010 |
troubleshooting |
bung,pants |
| 4711 |
11/12/2011 |
truck month |
spigot |
| 3545 |
7/17/2008 |
truck required for transport |
deuce,pants |
| 4114 |
2/15/2010 |
true love |
pants,deuce |
| 840 |
1/12/2001 |
true story |
atandt |
| 1591 |
2/6/2003 |
true story 2 |
rands |
| 3866 |
6/3/2009 |
true to life |
spigot |
| 1681 |
5/8/2003 |
truly efficient |
pants,deuce |
| 6003 |
7/7/2015 |
truly i do love you |
pants |
| 1003 |
6/26/2001 |
truly jizzworthy |
deuce,spigot |
| 2937 |
11/15/2006 |
trunkload |
pants,deuce |
| 5575 |
5/4/2014 |
truth serum |
deuce,pants |
| 3292 |
11/7/2007 |
try as he might |
dick,pants |
| 6441 |
10/6/2016 |
try as he might |
spigot |
| 1215 |
1/28/2002 |
try as i might |
spigot |
| 3986 |
10/3/2009 |
try not to think about it |
pants |
| 4321 |
9/16/2010 |
trying |
spigot,deuce |
| 3631 |
10/11/2008 |
trying again |
pants |
| 3798 |
3/27/2009 |
trying for |
deuce,pants |
| 6578 |
3/5/2017 |
trying on clothes at mervyn's |
deuce,spigot |
| 6624 |
4/22/2017 |
trying on cowboy hats |
deuce,pants |
| 326 |
8/25/1999 |
trying to fist myself (a progress report) |
spigot |
| 3435 |
3/29/2008 |
trying to fit in |
spigot |
| 3191 |
7/29/2007 |
trying to help |
pants |
| 5700 |
9/7/2014 |
trying to help |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 6160 |
12/13/2015 |
trying to take a shit here |
spigot,pants |
| 748 |
10/10/2000 |
tsing-tao |
spigot,deuce |
| 2287 |
2/1/2005 |
tsunami victims aid |
spigot |
| 3442 |
4/5/2008 |
tube fruit |
spigot,pants |
| 2410 |
6/4/2005 |
tucked into your belt |
deuce,pants |
| 2068 |
6/1/2004 |
tuesday after noon |
pants |
| 5724 |
10/1/2014 |
tuesday evening |
deuce |
| 1810 |
9/17/2003 |
tug tug tug |
pants,spigot |
| 1267 |
3/21/2002 |
turban equals death |
rands |
| 1150 |
11/24/2001 |
turkish prison |
rands,pants |
| 5633 |
7/2/2014 |
turn around and i'll unzip ya |
pants |
| 3271 |
10/17/2007 |
turn off the bat signal |
pants |
| 1844 |
10/21/2003 |
turns off radio |
atandt,pants |
| 1329 |
5/22/2002 |
turtle neck |
rands,deuce |
| 6446 |
10/11/2016 |
tux the penguin |
deuce,bung |
| 4330 |
9/25/2010 |
tv time |
spigot |
| 5111 |
1/11/2013 |
twelve angry men |
spigot |
| 6357 |
7/10/2016 |
twenty percent off |
spigot |
| 3321 |
12/6/2007 |
twenty-two hundred hours |
deuce,pants |
| 5096 |
12/27/2012 |
twisted and broken on the battlefield |
pants |
| 72 |
11/27/1998 |
twisted sister |
|
| 3308 |
11/23/2007 |
two balls |
spigot |
| 2467 |
7/31/2005 |
two best friends |
pants,deuce |
| 2372 |
4/27/2005 |
two big balls down a hill |
spigot |
| 6323 |
6/6/2016 |
two bits |
atandt |
| 233 |
5/26/1999 |
two bombs |
pants,rands,spigot |
| 3893 |
6/30/2009 |
two categories |
spigot |
| 6546 |
1/31/2017 |
two dorks in suits |
deuce,pants |
| 6507 |
12/14/2016 |
two dudes doin' it |
deuce,pants |
| 5673 |
8/11/2014 |
two gay vampires |
spigot |
| 5390 |
10/24/2013 |
two holes |
spigot,deuce |
| 1029 |
7/23/2001 |
two in the hand |
atandt |
| 5535 |
3/25/2014 |
two peas |
deuce,pants |
| 6002 |
7/6/2015 |
two quick questions |
deuce |
| 2576 |
11/18/2005 |
two seconds |
spigot,deuce |
| 2147 |
9/15/2004 |
two strong arms |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 6215 |
2/17/2016 |
two things |
deuce |
| 6725 |
8/7/2017 |
two thoughts |
spigot |
| 382 |
10/18/1999 |
two times seven times six equals three |
spigot,pants |
| 6492 |
11/28/2016 |
two to three is standard |
deuce,pants |
| 4246 |
7/3/2010 |
two wishes left |
pants,deuce |
| 1256 |
3/10/2002 |
two words |
deuce,spigot |
| 6205 |
2/4/2016 |
two-part question |
spigot |
| 465 |
1/4/2000 |
u.f.o. encounter |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 1876 |
11/22/2003 |
u.s. out of jerkcity |
deuce |
| 6126 |
11/7/2015 |
uhm err |
pants,atandt |
| 1045 |
8/11/2001 |
uhura sure is hot |
deuce |
| 945 |
4/27/2001 |
uma thurman |
spigot |
| 563 |
4/11/2000 |
unclog |
spigot,pants |
| 3964 |
9/11/2009 |
uncomfortable silence |
pants,deuce |
| 6325 |
6/8/2016 |
unconscious dumpster date rape |
deuce,spigot |
| 4927 |
6/29/2012 |
uncountably infinite dicks |
net,deuce |
| 2225 |
12/1/2004 |
undead road trip or bust |
pants |
| 3541 |
7/13/2008 |
undefined |
spigot |
| 971 |
5/24/2001 |
undefined reference to main |
deuce,rands |
| 4673 |
10/1/2011 |
under construction pardon our dust |
spigot |
| 5360 |
9/18/2013 |
under my mattress |
pants |
| 4779 |
1/22/2012 |
under stood |
pants,deuce |
| 1239 |
2/21/2002 |
under the couch |
deuce |
| 1574 |
1/20/2003 |
under the sink 1 |
pants,rands |
| 1575 |
1/21/2003 |
under the sink 2 |
pants,rands |
| 1576 |
1/22/2003 |
under the sink 3 |
pants,rands |
| 694 |
8/17/2000 |
under there |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 6229 |
3/3/2016 |
under/over |
pants |
| 2826 |
7/25/2006 |
undercover |
spigot |
| 4622 |
8/7/2011 |
undersides |
pants |
| 401 |
11/5/1999 |
undertow |
pants,spigot |
| 4306 |
9/1/2010 |
underwear, socks |
spigot,pants |
| 1999 |
3/24/2004 |
unentonastic |
deuce |
| 3100 |
4/29/2007 |
unfold him |
pants,dick,deuce |
| 5552 |
4/11/2014 |
ungh |
spigot,deuce |
| 3153 |
6/21/2007 |
unhelpful edits |
pants,deuce |
| 758 |
10/20/2000 |
unidentified subject |
hanford |
| 118 |
2/8/1999 |
united houses of pancakes |
deuce,pants |
| 5270 |
6/20/2013 |
universal sufferage ext. remix |
deuce,pants |
| 5269 |
6/19/2013 |
universal suffrage |
spigot |
| 1748 |
7/14/2003 |
unix |
rands |
| 185 |
4/10/1999 |
unix guru status |
bung,spigot |
| 811 |
12/14/2000 |
unix is for tribbles |
spigot |
| 1578 |
1/24/2003 |
unix jokes |
pants,ozone,deuce |
| 4705 |
11/6/2011 |
unix poweruser |
spigot |
| 1387 |
7/18/2002 |
unknown user |
pants,ozone |
| 4515 |
4/12/2011 |
unlicked dicks in the brig |
pants,deuce |
| 3784 |
3/13/2009 |
unlocked |
pants,spigot |
| 5549 |
4/8/2014 |
unlucky enough |
pants,deuce |
| 1024 |
7/18/2001 |
unsigned dongs |
spigot,deuce |
| 4692 |
10/24/2011 |
unsubscribe |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 201 |
4/25/1999 |
untitled |
spigot,rands |
| 550 |
3/29/2000 |
untitled #4 |
pants,deuce,rands,spigot |
| 2270 |
1/15/2005 |
untitled 2 |
atandt |
| 6213 |
2/12/2016 |
untitled 3 |
atandt |
| 728 |
9/20/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 1 |
- |
| 729 |
9/21/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 2 |
- |
| 731 |
9/23/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 3 |
- |
| 733 |
9/25/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 4 |
- |
| 734 |
9/26/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 5 |
- |
| 736 |
9/28/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 6 |
- |
| 737 |
9/29/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 7 |
- |
| 738 |
9/30/2000 |
untitled gardening project no. 8 |
- |
| 659 |
7/13/2000 |
untitled no. 3 |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 517 |
2/25/2000 |
up all night |
spigot,pants |
| 6435 |
9/30/2016 |
up and down pretty good |
dick,spigot |
| 4204 |
5/22/2010 |
up and off |
pants |
| 3663 |
11/12/2008 |
up for that |
spigot,pants |
| 4266 |
7/23/2010 |
up in there |
deuce,dick |
| 2787 |
6/17/2006 |
up late |
spigot,atandt |
| 3242 |
9/18/2007 |
up ourselves |
deuce,pants |
| 4581 |
6/27/2011 |
up the nuts |
spigot |
| 5313 |
8/2/2013 |
up the nuts |
spigot |
| 4267 |
7/24/2010 |
up the skirt |
spigot,pants |
| 5037 |
10/26/2012 |
up there in the sky |
spigot |
| 1648 |
4/5/2003 |
up to speed with cocksucking |
pants |
| 4351 |
10/16/2010 |
up yours |
spigot,deuce |
| 3779 |
3/8/2009 |
update the table |
deuce,spigot |
| 6600 |
3/29/2017 |
upgrading/fondling |
deuce,pants |
| 922 |
4/4/2001 |
upper and lowercase |
spigot |
| 3399 |
2/22/2008 |
upper case |
deuce |
| 5656 |
7/25/2014 |
upside-down tron cycle |
spigot,deuce |
| 1195 |
1/8/2002 |
upskirt |
pants,spigot |
| 2824 |
7/23/2006 |
uranus |
spigot |
| 5845 |
1/30/2015 |
urinal cakes |
pants,deuce |
| 1386 |
7/17/2002 |
urine + cake mix |
pants,spigot |
| 1874 |
11/20/2003 |
urine in the cafeteria |
spigot |
| 3225 |
9/1/2007 |
urine man |
deuce |
| 704 |
8/27/2000 |
urk |
spigot |
| 3359 |
1/13/2008 |
urmph |
deuce,spigot |
| 5265 |
6/15/2013 |
us-984xn |
pants |
| 5988 |
6/22/2015 |
use the KFC store locator to find KFC locations near you |
spigot,deuce |
| 1955 |
2/8/2004 |
useless shitcakes |
spigot |
| 1218 |
1/31/2002 |
usenet porn |
deuce |
| 1916 |
1/1/2004 |
user pants is not connected |
deuce,pants,ozone |
| 2209 |
11/15/2004 |
using only our hands |
pants |
| 5557 |
4/16/2014 |
utterly charming and spooky |
spigot |
| 1048 |
8/14/2001 |
uucico |
rands,deuce,pants |
| 1376 |
7/7/2002 |
vacation |
deuce,spigot |
| 508 |
2/16/2000 |
vacation slides |
spigot,pants |
| 902 |
3/15/2001 |
vaginal farts |
rands |
| 6223 |
2/26/2016 |
vanilla bean ice cream |
pants,spigot |
| 51 |
10/18/1998 |
various gay places |
spigot,pants |
| 30 |
9/22/1998 |
vcr clock |
|
| 962 |
5/15/2001 |
veiled threat |
pants |
| 4964 |
8/6/2012 |
veni vidi vici |
spigot |
| 1819 |
9/26/2003 |
venn diagram |
net |
| 4172 |
4/18/2010 |
verbed |
spigot,deuce |
| 6655 |
5/23/2017 |
verification of member information is now due |
deuce,pants |
| 3216 |
8/23/2007 |
very angry |
spigot |
| 2162 |
9/30/2004 |
very angry ham sandwich |
pants |
| 5998 |
7/2/2015 |
very busy |
pants |
| 2207 |
11/13/2004 |
very clever people |
atandt,pants,deuce |
| 5561 |
4/20/2014 |
very dismayed |
pants,spigot |
| 2642 |
1/22/2006 |
very funny |
spigot |
| 4978 |
8/20/2012 |
very funny scotty |
spigot |
| 4648 |
9/2/2011 |
very good please continue |
pants,deuce |
| 5957 |
5/22/2015 |
very important to us |
pants,deuce |
| 2359 |
4/14/2005 |
very much exactly like the toaster |
atandt,pants |
| 5411 |
11/17/2013 |
very nearly negotiated a peace treaty |
pants |
| 4990 |
9/1/2012 |
very still |
deuce |
| 5992 |
6/26/2015 |
very tired |
deuce,spigot |
| 2801 |
7/1/2006 |
very true story |
net |
| 1123 |
10/28/2001 |
very upset with pants |
atandt |
| 4202 |
5/18/2010 |
very well then |
pants |
| 2761 |
5/22/2006 |
veuillez porter juste la robe |
pants,spigot |
| 1751 |
7/17/2003 |
vi, emacs |
rands |
| 5685 |
8/23/2014 |
victims of sexual assault |
effigy,pants |
| 1719 |
6/15/2003 |
victoria paris, christy canyon and ashlyn gere |
spigot,deuce |
| 6275 |
4/20/2016 |
view source |
pants |
| 5955 |
5/20/2015 |
vint cerf |
deuce |
| 151 |
3/11/1999 |
violated twice |
spigot,deuce |
| 6386 |
8/9/2016 |
violets are blue |
deuce |
| 5346 |
9/4/2013 |
virtual environment |
spigot |
| 1090 |
9/25/2001 |
virtually vacuous |
spigot |
| 1257 |
3/11/2002 |
virtually vacuous |
chante |
| 4912 |
6/11/2012 |
virtually vacuous |
deuce,pants |
| 1075 |
9/10/2001 |
virus alert |
spigot |
| 6614 |
4/12/2017 |
vito is gay hd |
spigot,pants |
| 2813 |
7/13/2006 |
voice |
hanford |
| 6217 |
2/19/2016 |
voight-kampff part 1 |
pants,deuce |
| 6218 |
2/20/2016 |
voight-kampff part 2 |
spigot,pants |
| 6549 |
2/3/2017 |
volume knob |
deuce,spigot |
| 2 |
8/18/1998 |
vote dongs |
|
| 1968 |
2/21/2004 |
vote for me |
pants |
| 5548 |
4/7/2014 |
voting dongs |
pants,deuce |
| 3274 |
10/20/2007 |
vwoop vwoop |
spigot,deuce |
| 6254 |
3/28/2016 |
wacky doo-high |
pants,net,deuce |
| 87 |
12/17/1998 |
wait |
spigot |
| 4813 |
2/28/2012 |
wait 30 seconds |
spigot |
| 5403 |
11/6/2013 |
wait a minute |
atandt |
| 5901 |
3/27/2015 |
wait got distracted |
deuce |
| 2754 |
5/15/2006 |
wait hang on |
spigot |
| 4713 |
11/14/2011 |
wait i got confused |
spigot,deuce |
| 3224 |
8/31/2007 |
wait no |
pants |
| 1583 |
1/29/2003 |
waiting outside in the cold |
deuce |
| 4223 |
6/10/2010 |
waka waka waka waka |
deuce |
| 1783 |
8/18/2003 |
wake up |
pants,deuce |
| 6450 |
10/15/2016 |
wake up |
spigot |
| 2371 |
4/26/2005 |
wake up everybody wake up |
deuce,pants |
| 5417 |
11/23/2013 |
wake up freaks |
spigot |
| 2815 |
7/15/2006 |
waking up is hard to do |
spigot |
| 3449 |
4/12/2008 |
walk up and honk |
deuce,pants |
| 4129 |
3/3/2010 |
walkabout |
pants,deuce |
| 1912 |
12/28/2003 |
walking talking fudge brownie |
spigot |
| 3936 |
8/12/2009 |
walking, talking |
spigot,deuce |
| 3838 |
5/6/2009 |
walnuts and fudge |
spigot |
| 5816 |
1/1/2015 |
walnuts and pecans |
spigot,deuce |
| 5419 |
11/27/2013 |
wandering through the gay district pretending to be drunk |
spigot,pants |
| 1073 |
9/8/2001 |
wang incident(s) |
deuce,pants |
| 1988 |
3/12/2004 |
wangly |
spigot |
| 1092 |
9/27/2001 |
wangs |
spigot,pants |
| 23 |
9/14/1998 |
wanna pounda dope |
|
| 4227 |
6/14/2010 |
want to kiss |
pants,deuce |
| 3253 |
9/29/2007 |
want, get |
pants |
| 4183 |
4/29/2010 |
war |
spigot,deuce |
| 4291 |
8/17/2010 |
warm cups |
rands,spigot |
| 5615 |
6/14/2014 |
warm greetings |
deuce,spigot |
| 4773 |
1/16/2012 |
warm up |
spigot |
| 632 |
6/18/2000 |
warming up |
pants |
| 332 |
8/30/1999 |
warning |
pants,spigot |
| 4603 |
7/19/2011 |
warning |
pants |
| 6294 |
5/8/2016 |
warning pull up |
deuce,pants |
| 6393 |
8/16/2016 |
warning sign |
pants |
| 6376 |
7/30/2016 |
warning zero atmospheric pressure |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 6704 |
7/16/2017 |
warning/hard enough |
spigot,pants |
| 3939 |
8/15/2009 |
was re: |
spigot |
| 3725 |
1/13/2009 |
was re: get the fuck out |
spigot |
| 2445 |
7/9/2005 |
was re: what we agreed upon earlier in the day |
spigot |
| 171 |
3/29/1999 |
was that out loud |
deuce |
| 6555 |
2/9/2017 |
was that really it |
deuce,spigot |
| 2090 |
6/23/2004 |
was that you |
deuce,pants |
| 6088 |
9/30/2015 |
wasd |
pants,deuce |
| 4991 |
9/2/2012 |
wasn't me |
deuce |
| 1187 |
12/31/2001 |
wasn't sleeping |
deuce,spigot |
| 2911 |
10/18/2006 |
watch him jack off |
pants |
| 3054 |
3/14/2007 |
watch him poo |
pants,deuce,dick |
| 386 |
10/21/1999 |
watch me jerk off |
deuce,spigot |
| 5953 |
5/18/2015 |
watch me war |
pants,deuce |
| 1892 |
12/8/2003 |
watch out for icebergs jean-charles |
rands,spigot |
| 32 |
9/24/1998 |
watch the profanity |
|
| 2460 |
7/24/2005 |
watch the road |
pants,deuce |
| 2449 |
7/13/2005 |
watch what you say |
pants,deuce |
| 973 |
5/26/2001 |
watching the mtv together |
spigot,deuce |
| 4698 |
10/30/2011 |
water me |
pants,deuce |
| 3562 |
8/3/2008 |
water once but never again |
spigot,pants |
| 2336 |
3/22/2005 |
water safety with jizzy mcpissface |
spigot |
| 4398 |
12/3/2010 |
water them nightly |
pants,deuce |
| 1809 |
9/16/2003 |
water world |
spigot,deuce |
| 3313 |
11/28/2007 |
waterfowl |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 1454 |
9/22/2002 |
wave of the future |
ozone,deuce |
| 1650 |
4/7/2003 |
waw wah waw |
spigot |
| 588 |
5/6/2000 |
waxing gay |
deuce |
| 3112 |
5/11/2007 |
way ahead of you |
rands,spigot |
| 3687 |
12/6/2008 |
way overdue |
spigot |
| 2879 |
9/15/2006 |
way overdue for a spurt |
net,deuce |
| 2009 |
4/3/2004 |
way to fucking suck it |
spigot,pants |
| 1611 |
2/27/2003 |
way way back in the last one |
spigot |
| 4482 |
3/3/2011 |
we all fall down |
pants,deuce |
| 6143 |
11/26/2015 |
we all need new codenames blahglabglha |
pants |
| 4691 |
10/22/2011 |
we all suspected |
pants |
| 3804 |
4/2/2009 |
we are all dizzy |
spigot |
| 2234 |
12/10/2004 |
we are all totally compiling gay.c |
spigot |
| 5933 |
4/28/2015 |
we are become anal |
pants,deuce |
| 6316 |
5/30/2016 |
we ask that you please leave |
spigot,pants |
| 4421 |
12/28/2010 |
we do not want to awaken the spirits |
deuce |
| 5755 |
11/1/2014 |
we don't |
spigot |
| 3411 |
3/5/2008 |
we hardly knew ye |
spigot |
| 6470 |
11/4/2016 |
we have lost objective apples |
deuce,pants |
| 6309 |
5/23/2016 |
we heard you |
rands,spigot |
| 2593 |
12/4/2005 |
we must operate |
pants,deuce |
| 6039 |
8/12/2015 |
we should all take a deep breath |
deuce,rands |
| 113 |
2/3/1999 |
we should operate |
pants, spigot |
| 2223 |
11/29/2004 |
we should probably put them to sleep |
pants,deuce |
| 2036 |
4/30/2004 |
we the people |
pants |
| 3067 |
3/27/2007 |
we three kings / cleared my browser cache |
pants,spigot |
| 4858 |
4/13/2012 |
we'd better get started |
pants,deuce |
| 1552 |
12/29/2002 |
we'll never know for sure |
pants,spigot |
| 4051 |
12/12/2009 |
we're all a fucking family |
spigot |
| 6536 |
1/15/2017 |
we're busting balls 1/3 |
deuce,spigot |
| 3974 |
9/21/2009 |
we're going to get along just fine |
deuce,pants |
| 5625 |
6/24/2014 |
we're going to have to beat that bear off |
deuce,pants |
| 5293 |
7/13/2013 |
we're going to sears |
pants,deuce |
| 3973 |
9/20/2009 |
we're going to the moon |
pants |
| 4055 |
12/16/2009 |
we're gonna need |
spigot |
| 3977 |
9/24/2009 |
we're suck it seriously |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 3975 |
9/22/2009 |
we're unsigned |
deuce,spigot |
| 3976 |
9/23/2009 |
we're yes and no |
pants,deuce |
| 3978 |
9/25/2009 |
we're you're not looking |
pants |
| 3979 |
9/26/2009 |
we're zones in the chooser |
deuce,spigot |
| 555 |
4/3/2000 |
weather advisory |
rands,spigot |
| 4592 |
7/8/2011 |
weather alert |
pants |
| 5821 |
1/6/2015 |
weather report |
pants,deuce |
| 3124 |
5/23/2007 |
weather supercenter |
deuce,spigot |
| 245 |
6/7/1999 |
webby awards |
deuce,spigot |
| 2069 |
6/2/2004 |
wednesday after noon |
atandt,pants |
| 810 |
12/13/2000 |
weebles wobble |
pants |
| 1278 |
4/1/2002 |
wegsleepregeling |
pants,spigot |
| 1608 |
2/24/2003 |
weighing in on the war |
pants,rands,atandt,spigot,deuce |
| 3731 |
1/19/2009 |
weight problem |
deuce,pants |
| 1855 |
11/1/2003 |
weird gurgling sounds |
deuce |
| 4392 |
11/27/2010 |
welcome back |
deuce,spigot |
| 4001 |
10/20/2009 |
welcome back constant reader |
pants |
| 3949 |
8/27/2009 |
welcome home |
pants |
| 431 |
12/4/1999 |
welcome to jerkcity |
rands,pants |
| 2637 |
1/17/2006 |
welcome to jerkcity |
pants |
| 3319 |
12/4/2007 |
welcome to jerkcity |
pants |
| 3813 |
4/11/2009 |
welcome to my world |
deuce,spigot |
| 2895 |
10/1/2006 |
welcome to october |
pants,deuce |
| 3433 |
3/27/2008 |
welcome to the real world |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3424 |
3/18/2008 |
welcome!!!!!!!!! |
deuce,spigot |
| 2241 |
12/17/2004 |
well duh |
bung,deuce |
| 1322 |
5/15/2002 |
well i pierced my dick |
deuce |
| 5015 |
10/2/2012 |
well ok if you |
spigot,net |
| 4514 |
4/11/2011 |
well okay |
ozone,deuce |
| 6454 |
10/19/2016 |
well played |
deuce,spigot |
| 3258 |
10/4/2007 |
well-rounded fuck |
pants,net,ozone,deuce |
| 5235 |
5/16/2013 |
wet cement |
spigot,deuce |
| 5635 |
7/4/2014 |
wet cement |
spigot |
| 5496 |
2/14/2014 |
wet socks |
spigot |
| 3175 |
7/13/2007 |
wham wham wham wham wham wham |
spigot,deuce |
| 247 |
6/9/1999 |
whap, slap |
spigot,pants |
| 4032 |
11/20/2009 |
what |
pants |
| 85 |
12/15/1998 |
what I did last summer |
deuce, spigot |
| 2218 |
11/24/2004 |
what a fine moo this is |
atandt,pants |
| 5762 |
11/8/2014 |
what a great day |
spigot |
| 1595 |
2/10/2003 |
what a great day to get head from me |
pants |
| 4822 |
3/8/2012 |
what a kind, gentle man we have in him |
deuce |
| 5090 |
12/21/2012 |
what a product |
spigot,deuce |
| 3853 |
5/21/2009 |
what a swank swingin' scene |
spigot |
| 6468 |
11/2/2016 |
what a wonderful world we live in |
spigot |
| 3028 |
2/16/2007 |
what about the future |
ozone,pants |
| 716 |
9/8/2000 |
what abuse |
pants |
| 5878 |
3/4/2015 |
what are little girls made of |
spigot,deuce |
| 1433 |
9/1/2002 |
what are they fighting over anyway |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 3437 |
3/31/2008 |
what are we talking about |
spigot,deuce |
| 3436 |
3/30/2008 |
what are you gonna do about it |
pants,deuce |
| 5106 |
1/6/2013 |
what are you kids up to |
bung,deuce |
| 1199 |
1/12/2002 |
what can i do |
spigot |
| 4145 |
3/19/2010 |
what do you do |
spigot |
| 6148 |
12/1/2015 |
what do you see on the other side |
pants,deuce |
| 5703 |
9/10/2014 |
what does it mean when |
deuce |
| 5273 |
6/23/2013 |
what does that add up to |
spigot |
| 1203 |
1/16/2002 |
what dreams may come |
spigot |
| 5473 |
1/22/2014 |
what else is fucking new |
rands,deuce |
| 5173 |
3/15/2013 |
what exactly is the problem here |
deuce |
| 420 |
11/23/1999 |
what happened |
pants,deuce |
| 5622 |
6/21/2014 |
what happens ii |
spigot,deuce |
| 5621 |
6/20/2014 |
what happens part 1 of 3 |
spigot,pants |
| 5623 |
6/22/2014 |
what happens: the exciting conclusion |
spigot,deuce |
| 2288 |
2/2/2005 |
what have you done |
pants |
| 5363 |
9/21/2013 |
what he said |
deuce,pants |
| 5578 |
5/7/2014 |
what hope have we now |
spigot,pants |
| 5198 |
4/9/2013 |
what hurts the most |
spigot |
| 4925 |
6/27/2012 |
what i'm saying |
pants |
| 4882 |
5/11/2012 |
what if |
pants,deuce |
| 1935 |
1/20/2004 |
what if we drop an atomic dong |
pants,spigot |
| 1628 |
3/16/2003 |
what if, indeed |
pants,rands |
| 4463 |
2/9/2011 |
what in god's name is going on here |
pants,deuce |
| 5412 |
11/18/2013 |
what in the world |
deuce,bung,spigot |
| 5657 |
7/26/2014 |
what is he watching |
deuce,pants |
| 1909 |
12/25/2003 |
what is piss club |
deuce |
| 1936 |
1/21/2004 |
what is spigot doing |
spigot |
| 5649 |
7/18/2014 |
what is the sound |
spigot,pants |
| 1167 |
12/11/2001 |
what is your explanation for this mess |
pants |
| 238 |
5/31/1999 |
what it's about |
deuce,spigot |
| 2367 |
4/22/2005 |
what just happened in here |
pants,deuce |
| 4743 |
12/17/2011 |
what kind |
pants,deuce |
| 6410 |
9/2/2016 |
what kind of god |
pants |
| 1333 |
5/26/2002 |
what kind of hose |
spigot,pants |
| 6675 |
6/12/2017 |
what kind of pie |
spigot,pants |
| 2236 |
12/12/2004 |
what kind of sauce |
spigot |
| 5782 |
11/28/2014 |
what my dong thinks |
pants |
| 6481 |
11/15/2016 |
what next |
pants |
| 2128 |
7/31/2004 |
what passes for debate in this country |
deuce,pants |
| 6772 |
9/27/2017 |
what puerto rico needs right now |
spigot |
| 5783 |
11/29/2014 |
what reagan meant |
spigot,pants |
| 2454 |
7/18/2005 |
what spigot brought instead |
deuce,spigot |
| 423 |
11/26/1999 |
what the |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 1294 |
4/17/2002 |
what the (reprise) |
spigot |
| 2635 |
1/15/2006 |
what the fuck |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 556 |
4/4/2000 |
what the hell |
pants,deuce |
| 4005 |
10/24/2009 |
what the hell is going on here |
deuce |
| 3765 |
2/22/2009 |
what the hell man |
spigot |
| 3143 |
6/11/2007 |
what the hell, man |
spigot |
| 5532 |
3/22/2014 |
what those things are |
spigot,pants |
| 1827 |
10/4/2003 |
what to do |
spigot,pants |
| 5050 |
11/8/2012 |
what wait |
pants |
| 1 |
8/17/1998 |
what with the boners |
rands,deuce |
| 5007 |
9/24/2012 |
what would be funny |
spigot |
| 4435 |
1/11/2011 |
what would be super |
spigot |
| 373 |
10/10/1999 |
what would christ do |
pants,spigot |
| 4497 |
3/25/2011 |
what your problem is |
deuce,pants |
| 3924 |
7/31/2009 |
what's going on here |
rands,spigot |
| 4471 |
2/17/2011 |
what's strange |
spigot |
| 5663 |
8/1/2014 |
what's the deal here |
spigot |
| 4843 |
3/29/2012 |
what's wrong with my suggestion |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 3243 |
9/19/2007 |
what-ever |
pants |
| 6529 |
1/8/2017 |
what-ever |
spigot,pants |
| 6584 |
3/11/2017 |
whatever happened to artistic vision |
deuce,pants |
| 6177 |
12/30/2015 |
whatever makes the day go by |
pants,deuce |
| 5211 |
4/22/2013 |
whatever this is |
spigot |
| 4273 |
7/30/2010 |
whatever you've got available |
spigot,pants |
| 2472 |
8/5/2005 |
whatnot |
spigot,pants |
| 3391 |
2/14/2008 |
wheatgrass & saltwater |
dick,pants |
| 533 |
3/12/2000 |
wheelchair ramp |
spigot |
| 1976 |
2/29/2004 |
wheeze puff pant oh god more dick |
spigot |
| 2627 |
1/7/2006 |
when i go to sleep i dream |
deuce |
| 1877 |
11/23/2003 |
when i was in preschool |
deuce |
| 2483 |
8/16/2005 |
when is a rape not a rape |
pants,deuce |
| 2986 |
1/5/2007 |
when is cupcake day anyway |
atandt,pants |
| 5820 |
1/5/2015 |
when is it time |
spigot |
| 6211 |
2/10/2016 |
when it comes |
spigot |
| 6794 |
10/21/2017 |
when it comes to detecting shit |
deuce |
| 2889 |
9/25/2006 |
when it cries |
spigot,atandt |
| 5737 |
10/14/2014 |
when life gives you lemons |
spigot |
| 5350 |
9/8/2013 |
when phrased that way |
pants,deuce |
| 4710 |
11/11/2011 |
when spread on bread |
net |
| 2135 |
8/7/2004 |
when the end comes it might be messy |
pants |
| 1592 |
2/7/2003 |
when the lights are off |
net |
| 3441 |
4/4/2008 |
when the lights go down |
spigot,deuce |
| 2169 |
10/7/2004 |
when then |
ozone,pants |
| 3500 |
6/2/2008 |
when they poke |
pants |
| 2244 |
12/20/2004 |
when you care enough to suck the very best |
pants,deuce |
| 6498 |
12/4/2016 |
when you get in tomorrow |
spigot |
| 3627 |
10/7/2008 |
when you need it to |
deuce,spigot |
| 1233 |
2/15/2002 |
where are you now that we need you |
pants |
| 4930 |
7/3/2012 |
where did it go |
pants,deuce |
| 794 |
11/25/2000 |
where did pants go |
rands |
| 841 |
1/13/2001 |
where have all the faggots gone |
pants,deuce |
| 4670 |
9/28/2011 |
where in the world |
spigot,deuce,pants |
| 2404 |
5/29/2005 |
where is my pulitzer prize |
ozone,spigot |
| 1279 |
4/2/2002 |
where is that goddamn water closet |
spigot,pants |
| 3740 |
1/28/2009 |
where is the love |
deuce,pants |
| 5651 |
7/20/2014 |
where is the love |
pants,deuce |
| 6732 |
8/14/2017 |
where is the love |
deuce |
| 4189 |
5/5/2010 |
where is the urine |
pants,deuce |
| 4470 |
2/16/2011 |
where it's totally legal |
deuce |
| 5872 |
2/26/2015 |
where no man has gone before |
sparky,captain,private jim |
| 6594 |
3/23/2017 |
where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines |
spigot,pants |
| 1864 |
11/10/2003 |
where the hell |
pants |
| 3863 |
5/31/2009 |
where the hell |
deuce |
| 4546 |
5/13/2011 |
where the hell |
spigot |
| 2268 |
1/13/2005 |
where will it end |
pants,deuce |
| 3055 |
3/15/2007 |
where's my fucking dinner |
dick,deuce |
| 1060 |
8/26/2001 |
where's pants |
rands,spigot |
| 6721 |
8/2/2017 |
where's spigot |
deuce,pants |
| 6369 |
7/23/2016 |
wherever it is right now |
deuce,spigot |
| 4255 |
7/12/2010 |
which cup |
deuce,pants |
| 5668 |
8/6/2014 |
which is a security issue |
pants,deuce |
| 3077 |
4/6/2007 |
which one are you |
pants,atandt |
| 2455 |
7/19/2005 |
which one is the treathole |
pants |
| 5189 |
3/31/2013 |
which one of us |
pants,deuce |
| 2553 |
10/26/2005 |
which tty am i on |
spigot,deuce |
| 2772 |
6/2/2006 |
which way you going about it anyway |
deuce,pants |
| 4940 |
7/13/2012 |
while doing so |
pants |
| 426 |
11/29/1999 |
while i was asleep |
pants,spigot |
| 4054 |
12/15/2009 |
while i'm here |
spigot |
| 2949 |
11/28/2006 |
whipping around |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 2203 |
11/9/2004 |
whistle while you work |
pants |
| 662 |
7/16/2000 |
whistling in the darkness |
pants,deuce |
| 5427 |
12/5/2013 |
white chicks vs black dicks |
deuce |
| 6802 |
0/0/0 |
white house down |
deuce |
| 2082 |
6/15/2004 |
white men |
spigot,pants |
| 2081 |
6/14/2004 |
white out |
pants,rands |
| 3025 |
2/13/2007 |
white paint |
pants |
| 5830 |
1/15/2015 |
white paper |
spigot,deuce |
| 2842 |
8/9/2006 |
who are they talking about anyway |
deuce,effigy |
| 6437 |
10/2/2016 |
who are you trying to fool anyway |
deuce,spigot |
| 2434 |
6/28/2005 |
who broke the ps command |
pants |
| 5908 |
4/3/2015 |
who didn't |
deuce,pants |
| 5628 |
6/27/2014 |
who fucking cares |
deuce,spigot |
| 4419 |
12/26/2010 |
who isn't these days |
spigot,deuce |
| 421 |
11/24/1999 |
who licks dick |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 3797 |
3/26/2009 |
who made this puddle |
pants,deuce |
| 1657 |
4/14/2003 |
who says |
pants,deuce |
| 2652 |
2/1/2006 |
who shaved deuce |
spigot,rands,deuce |
| 4178 |
4/24/2010 |
who thinks i'm pretty |
spigot |
| 5719 |
9/26/2014 |
who wants to help me |
spigot |
| 4298 |
8/24/2010 |
who what where |
pants |
| 2849 |
8/16/2006 |
who will be first |
net,pants,deuce |
| 2837 |
8/4/2006 |
who will buy his beautiful boner |
spigot,pants |
| 4295 |
8/21/2010 |
who will fly the plane |
pants,spigot |
| 4570 |
6/8/2011 |
who won the war |
deuce,pants |
| 5523 |
3/13/2014 |
who ya talkin' to |
spigot |
| 3498 |
5/31/2008 |
who's laughing now |
deuce |
| 1130 |
11/4/2001 |
who's on top now |
net |
| 6800 |
0/0/0 |
who's taking a knee for that shit |
spigot |
| 4210 |
5/28/2010 |
who's the boss |
spigot,deuce |
| 4653 |
9/7/2011 |
who's with me people |
spigot,pants |
| 206 |
4/30/1999 |
whoa mouth |
pants,spigot,deuce |
| 601 |
5/19/2000 |
whole lotta love |
spigot,pants |
| 5232 |
5/13/2013 |
wholly inappropriate |
deuce,spigot |
| 156 |
3/14/1999 |
whore |
deuce,spigot |
| 4170 |
4/16/2010 |
whores in europe |
spigot |
| 12 |
8/31/1998 |
whose dong now? |
|
| 3347 |
1/1/2008 |
why |
spigot |
| 2822 |
7/21/2006 |
why am i here |
spigot,ozone |
| 6751 |
9/2/2017 |
why are they both black |
pants |
| 2393 |
5/18/2005 |
why are they fighting, anyway |
deuce |
| 130 |
2/21/1999 |
why are you still here |
rands,deuce |
| 5736 |
10/13/2014 |
why can't i |
spigot,deuce |
| 4535 |
5/2/2011 |
why can't i be loved |
deuce |
| 3982 |
9/29/2009 |
why can't we do both |
bung,deuce |
| 2583 |
11/25/2005 |
why do i lick dick |
spigot,deuce |
| 2059 |
5/23/2004 |
why does anything at all |
pants,deuce |
| 4368 |
11/2/2010 |
why does it hurt so to love |
deuce,pants |
| 4946 |
7/19/2012 |
why does this keep happening |
pants |
| 1652 |
4/9/2003 |
why don't you leave the tri-county area for once in your life you stupid shit |
pants,deuce |
| 4080 |
1/12/2010 |
why i walk so funny |
dick,deuce |
| 5624 |
6/23/2014 |
why is the closed sign up |
spigot,pants |
| 5059 |
11/17/2012 |
why should i care |
deuce |
| 2715 |
4/5/2006 |
why spigot left the room |
deuce |
| 3413 |
3/7/2008 |
why the dinosaurs died out |
deuce,pants |
| 1982 |
3/6/2004 |
why the smoke alarm went off that time |
dick,deuce |
| 889 |
3/2/2001 |
why we call him daddy |
rands |
| 861 |
2/2/2001 |
why we called in the bomb threat |
deuce |
| 2141 |
9/9/2004 |
why we do not bother talking them down |
atandt,pants |
| 2014 |
4/8/2004 |
why we wake up in the morning |
deuce,spigot |
| 1584 |
1/30/2003 |
why we're not at our desks |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 5895 |
3/21/2015 |
why would i do that |
pants |
| 1924 |
1/9/2004 |
why you should shut up right now |
deuce |
| 5749 |
10/26/2014 |
why, indeed |
pants,deuce |
| 5676 |
8/14/2014 |
wide mouth contest |
pants,unspecified woman |
| 3233 |
9/9/2007 |
wide stance |
net |
| 2402 |
5/27/2005 |
wikipedia |
pants,deuce |
| 3070 |
3/30/2007 |
wikipedia sucks |
dick,pants |
| 2339 |
3/25/2005 |
will goths proudly serve their country |
pants |
| 4965 |
8/7/2012 |
will it play in peoria |
pants,deuce |
| 2187 |
10/24/2004 |
will someone please explain |
rands |
| 3647 |
10/27/2008 |
will there ever |
spigot,deuce |
| 1446 |
9/14/2002 |
will this never end |
deuce,bung,pants |
| 5260 |
6/10/2013 |
will you be attending |
spigot |
| 1495 |
11/2/2002 |
willing to jerk today |
spigot |
| 4789 |
2/1/2012 |
willing to take that risk |
pants,deuce |
| 5165 |
3/7/2013 |
win ten dollars |
pants |
| 329 |
8/27/1999 |
win/win |
dick,deuce |
| 1300 |
4/23/2002 |
wine and cheese |
pants,spigot |
| 1580 |
1/26/2003 |
wine2piss |
pants,deuce,atandt |
| 60 |
11/1/1998 |
wing down my pants |
|
| 183 |
4/8/1999 |
winter |
rands,deuce |
| 1163 |
12/7/2001 |
winter wonder land |
spigot |
| 2674 |
2/23/2006 |
wire not connected |
pants,ozone,rands |
| 923 |
4/5/2001 |
wish it were a sunday |
spigot |
| 705 |
8/28/2000 |
wish you were here |
deuce,rands,spigot,pants |
| 4094 |
1/26/2010 |
wish you were here |
spigot |
| 3546 |
7/18/2008 |
wish you were there |
spigot,deuce |
| 2391 |
5/16/2005 |
wishing aloud loudly again |
spigot |
| 900 |
3/13/2001 |
with a straight face and a firm grip |
pants |
| 5373 |
10/7/2013 |
with a w |
spigot,deuce |
| 3604 |
9/14/2008 |
with an actual glass |
spigot |
| 6069 |
9/11/2015 |
with bells on |
pants |
| 2124 |
7/27/2004 |
with each gulp of booze |
spigot |
| 5229 |
5/10/2013 |
with implied urgency |
spigot |
| 2088 |
6/21/2004 |
with my face and nose |
atandt,deuce,spigot |
| 3419 |
3/13/2008 |
with respect to me |
deuce,spigot |
| 5756 |
11/2/2014 |
with the |
spigot |
| 5854 |
2/8/2015 |
with the |
spigot |
| 2819 |
7/18/2006 |
with your mom dot com |
spigot,rands |
| 5439 |
12/19/2013 |
within five to ten inches |
pants |
| 2512 |
9/14/2005 |
without me |
spigot |
| 4155 |
3/29/2010 |
witness to the fact |
spigot |
| 150 |
3/11/1999 |
wolfwings shadowflight |
net |
| 398 |
11/2/1999 |
woman and stress |
spigot |
| 4533 |
4/30/2011 |
women are whispering |
deuce,pants |
| 3061 |
3/21/2007 |
wonder bread |
spigot |
| 2419 |
6/13/2005 |
wonder why nobody called while i was out |
pants |
| 1212 |
1/25/2002 |
wonderful acoustics |
pants,spigot |
| 3764 |
2/21/2009 |
wondering why |
pants |
| 5097 |
12/28/2012 |
woo hoo uh duh |
spigot |
| 6212 |
2/11/2016 |
words can hurt others |
deuce |
| 407 |
11/11/1999 |
words for usenet |
spigot,pants |
| 6234 |
3/8/2016 |
words hurt |
spigot,deuce |
| 3555 |
7/27/2008 |
words mean things |
deuce,rands |
| 4019 |
11/7/2009 |
words that hurt |
spigot |
| 6619 |
4/17/2017 |
worf and data doin' it in the holodeck |
deuce,pants |
| 5259 |
6/9/2013 |
work will set you free |
pants,hitler |
| 2386 |
5/11/2005 |
working for the weekend |
spigot |
| 1858 |
11/4/2003 |
working perfectly then |
deuce,rands |
| 1694 |
5/21/2003 |
works for me |
pants,deuce |
| 2982 |
1/1/2007 |
worldwide |
pants |
| 3565 |
8/6/2008 |
worm your way over here |
pants,deuce |
| 5206 |
4/17/2013 |
wormhole |
pants,deuce |
| 5167 |
3/9/2013 |
worse than rape |
pants,deuce |
| 4248 |
7/5/2010 |
would prefer not |
pants,deuce |
| 6525 |
1/4/2017 |
would that it were so simple |
deuce,pants |
| 6554 |
2/8/2017 |
would you like to see my mousehole |
deuce,pants |
| 2382 |
5/7/2005 |
would you not not like |
spigot |
| 4017 |
11/5/2009 |
wow it's me |
pants |
| 1870 |
11/16/2003 |
wring your neck |
spigot |
| 4969 |
8/11/2012 |
write back |
spigot |
| 6206 |
2/5/2016 |
write what you know |
pants,deuce,spigot |
| 1151 |
11/25/2001 |
writer's block |
deuce |
| 3638 |
10/18/2008 |
writing a short novel |
spigot |
| 2508 |
9/10/2005 |
wrong hole |
spigot,deuce |
| 3011 |
1/30/2007 |
wrong mud |
atandt,deuce |
| 2198 |
11/4/2004 |
wrong side |
spigot,deuce |
| 3890 |
6/27/2009 |
wrong talker |
rands |
| 4347 |
10/12/2010 |
wrongways |
deuce,pants |
| 1240 |
2/22/2002 |
wumpus |
deuce, rands |
| 3460 |
4/23/2008 |
wwiv |
pants,atandt |
| 4501 |
3/29/2011 |
wwwwww |
deuce,pants |
| 1438 |
9/6/2002 |
x-men 2 trailer |
pants,rands,deuce,spigot |
| 4751 |
12/25/2011 |
xmas 2011 |
pants |
| 5778 |
11/24/2014 |
xmas dongs |
spigot |
| 1548 |
12/25/2002 |
xmas special 2002 |
pants,spigot |
| 4891 |
5/20/2012 |
y as in yes indeed |
spigot |
| 4458 |
2/3/2011 |
y'all |
spigot |
| 4950 |
7/23/2012 |
y'all ready for this |
spigot |
| 2138 |
9/6/2004 |
y----- and more y----- |
deuce,spigot,hanford |
| 1152 |
11/26/2001 |
yank them away |
pants |
| 529 |
3/8/2000 |
yay kevin is free |
spigot,pants |
| 2658 |
2/7/2006 |
yay long and yay thick |
spigot,pants |
| 3367 |
1/21/2008 |
yay yay yay |
spigot,deuce |
| 5644 |
7/13/2014 |
yeah that's it thanks |
deuce,pants |
| 4804 |
2/19/2012 |
yes and no |
deuce,spigot |
| 5711 |
9/18/2014 |
yes and no |
deuce,spigot |
| 1811 |
9/18/2003 |
yes and yes |
pants |
| 4438 |
1/14/2011 |
yes and yes |
rands,deuce |
| 5709 |
9/16/2014 |
yes hello |
spigot |
| 2139 |
9/7/2004 |
yes i swapped caps lock with control just deal with it |
spigot,pants |
| 2861 |
8/28/2006 |
yes indeedy |
spigot,deuce |
| 6006 |
7/10/2015 |
yes really |
pants,deuce |
| 3738 |
1/26/2009 |
yes we can |
spigot |
| 4057 |
12/18/2009 |
yes yes a thousand times yes |
spigot,deuce |
| 2019 |
4/13/2004 |
yes yes go for it |
spigot |
| 3448 |
4/11/2008 |
yes, please |
deuce,spigot |
| 6591 |
3/20/2017 |
yessssss |
deuce,pants |
| 3637 |
10/17/2008 |
yet another |
pants |
| 2319 |
3/5/2005 |
yet another case of mistaken identity |
net,pants |
| 4752 |
12/26/2011 |
yet another public service announcement |
pants |
| 2040 |
5/4/2004 |
yet still the monster problem continued unabated |
deuce,pants |
| 657 |
7/11/2000 |
yin and yank |
spigot,pants |
| 2051 |
5/15/2004 |
yoga practice |
rands |
| 774 |
11/5/2000 |
yom kippur |
deuce,pants |
| 6711 |
7/23/2017 |
yorgle, grundle and rhindle being gay with each other |
pants |
| 5092 |
12/23/2012 |
you (yes, you) |
pants |
| 4374 |
11/8/2010 |
you and me |
pants,deuce |
| 6750 |
9/1/2017 |
you appear to be someone who loves great journali |
spigot,pants |
| 6430 |
9/25/2016 |
you are all my children |
pants |
| 5524 |
3/14/2014 |
you are an object to be used |
pants,deuce |
| 5457 |
1/6/2014 |
you are cordially invited to join us on minecraft.jerkcity.com |
pants |
| 4642 |
8/27/2011 |
you are eating all the dots |
spigot,pants |
| 4908 |
6/7/2012 |
you are go |
spigot,pants |
| 3657 |
11/6/2008 |
you are hurting me |
pants |
| 3769 |
2/26/2009 |
you are soaping me |
spigot |
| 1470 |
10/8/2002 |
you bet |
spigot,pants,atandt |
| 2464 |
7/28/2005 |
you brought me here but can you take me back again |
spigot |
| 2639 |
1/19/2006 |
you can check out my junk in hyperspace |
pants,deuce |
| 1598 |
2/14/2003 |
you can totally see me taking a bonghit in the first panel |
pants,spigot,bung |
| 5343 |
9/1/2013 |
you caught me |
spigot |
| 1720 |
6/16/2003 |
you deserve sex |
pants,deuce |
| 5772 |
11/18/2014 |
you didn't see nothing |
pants,spigot |
| 6356 |
7/9/2016 |
you dumb broad |
deuce,spigot |
| 4845 |
3/31/2012 |
you fool |
pants,deuce |
| 5581 |
5/10/2014 |
you fucked up son |
pants,deuce |
| 3806 |
4/4/2009 |
you get the idea |
pants |
| 2409 |
6/3/2005 |
you gots to like thems |
pants,deuce |
| 891 |
3/4/2001 |
you gotta let a ho be a ho |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 3611 |
9/21/2008 |
you had to be there |
atandt |
| 3269 |
10/15/2007 |
you have died |
deuce,pants |
| 4283 |
8/9/2010 |
you have died |
pants,deuce |
| 5149 |
2/18/2013 |
you have died |
deuce |
| 6745 |
8/27/2017 |
you have to stop clicking |
deuce,pants |
| 2745 |
5/6/2006 |
you heard it here first |
pants |
| 2400 |
5/25/2005 |
you heard me |
pants |
| 4799 |
2/14/2012 |
you heard the man |
deuce |
| 4918 |
6/17/2012 |
you heard the man answer him |
pants |
| 1727 |
6/23/2003 |
you heard the man he's a goddamn gooseneck lamp |
pants,deuce |
| 4013 |
11/1/2009 |
you in the back |
deuce,bung,pants |
| 4092 |
1/24/2010 |
you in the corner |
spigot,deuce |
| 6291 |
5/5/2016 |
you in the corner |
spigot |
| 3050 |
3/10/2007 |
you install now |
pants,dick,spigot |
| 2846 |
8/13/2006 |
you just =loat through the air |
pants,atandt,spigot |
| 3854 |
5/22/2009 |
you know i do |
deuce,pants |
| 2721 |
4/12/2006 |
you know it |
pants,deuce |
| 3166 |
7/4/2007 |
you know it |
deuce,pants |
| 2854 |
8/21/2006 |
you know that and i know that |
spigot,deuce |
| 4895 |
5/24/2012 |
you know what to do |
pants |
| 3579 |
8/20/2008 |
you know you want to |
pants |
| 5840 |
1/25/2015 |
you make me feel so |
spigot |
| 3656 |
11/5/2008 |
you make new ones |
deuce |
| 4811 |
2/26/2012 |
you might be a redneck |
spigot |
| 81 |
12/10/1998 |
you might say |
|
| 6171 |
12/24/2015 |
you might say |
pants |
| 4095 |
1/27/2010 |
you most certainly do not |
pants,spigot |
| 5300 |
7/20/2013 |
you must be |
spigot |
| 6659 |
5/27/2017 |
you need to earn it |
deuce,pants |
| 4380 |
11/14/2010 |
you people |
spigot,deuce |
| 4956 |
7/29/2012 |
you people are no fun |
pants,deuce |
| 2214 |
11/20/2004 |
you people fucking suck |
deuce |
| 6627 |
4/25/2017 |
you said |
deuce,pants |
| 1938 |
1/23/2004 |
you see ??? democracy works |
net,deuce |
| 3515 |
6/17/2008 |
you sexy thing |
deuce,pants |
| 4876 |
5/4/2012 |
you should be glad |
deuce,pants |
| 2441 |
7/5/2005 |
you should see the other guy |
pants,hanford |
| 1721 |
6/17/2003 |
you shoulda been there |
pants,deuce |
| 5362 |
9/20/2013 |
you shut up |
spigot,pants |
| 4261 |
7/18/2010 |
you son of a bitch |
pants,spigot |
| 325 |
8/24/1999 |
you start |
rands,deuce |
| 6688 |
6/30/2017 |
you tell me |
deuce,pants |
| 1153 |
11/27/2001 |
you there boy what day is this |
deuce |
| 2890 |
9/26/2006 |
you turn it: the porn crank |
spigot,deuce |
| 4561 |
5/30/2011 |
you went there |
spigot |
| 5224 |
5/5/2013 |
you will submit |
spigot,deuce |
| 3014 |
2/2/2007 |
you win this round |
spigot,deuce |
| 3634 |
10/14/2008 |
you'll be fired |
spigot |
| 1324 |
5/17/2002 |
you're all just jealous |
pants,deuce |
| 3909 |
7/16/2009 |
you're doing it right |
pants |
| 4287 |
8/13/2010 |
you're fired |
spigot |
| 4505 |
4/2/2011 |
you're going to kill us all |
deuce,pants |
| 4784 |
1/27/2012 |
you're in the army now |
pants,deuce |
| 3800 |
3/29/2009 |
you're just lying there |
pants,spigot |
| 4004 |
10/23/2009 |
you're making it bend |
deuce,spigot |
| 6739 |
8/21/2017 |
you're my knight in shining armor |
deuce,pants |
| 5451 |
12/31/2013 |
you're overmodulated |
spigot,deuce |
| 43 |
10/7/1998 |
you're really stabbing me |
spigot |
| 1513 |
11/20/2002 |
you're the gayest |
spigot |
| 3925 |
8/1/2009 |
you've come a long way, baby |
pants |
| 3138 |
6/6/2007 |
you've got to beat that bear off |
spigot |
| 1375 |
7/6/2002 |
young dumb and full of poo |
spigot,pants |
| 4201 |
5/17/2010 |
your best buys |
pants |
| 3154 |
6/22/2007 |
your best interest |
pants |
| 2498 |
8/31/2005 |
your bird-like dick |
pants,deuce |
| 3432 |
3/26/2008 |
your call is ery important to us |
spigot |
| 4373 |
11/7/2010 |
your cue |
deuce,pants |
| 3037 |
2/25/2007 |
your face |
spigot |
| 5161 |
3/2/2013 |
your face |
rands,spigot |
| 3702 |
12/21/2008 |
your face and head |
spigot,deuce |
| 4588 |
7/4/2011 |
your face and your neck |
pants,deuce |
| 3957 |
9/4/2009 |
your face in my lap |
spigot |
| 4073 |
1/5/2010 |
your face will catch my spurt |
net,deuce |
| 2770 |
5/31/2006 |
your face, my dong |
deuce,pants |
| 492 |
1/31/2000 |
your fatness |
deuce,pants |
| 3134 |
6/2/2007 |
your friend in the diamond business |
spigot |
| 3519 |
6/21/2008 |
your fucking job |
spigot,deuce |
| 5842 |
1/27/2015 |
your fucking shinebox |
deuce,pants |
| 6107 |
10/19/2015 |
your highest priority |
deuce |
| 3002 |
1/21/2007 |
your instructions are as follows |
pants |
| 4888 |
5/17/2012 |
your invention |
pants,deuce |
| 6796 |
10/23/2017 |
your licking dick name |
spigot |
| 2094 |
6/27/2004 |
your life story |
atandt,deuce |
| 6169 |
12/22/2015 |
your life's work |
deuce |
| 596 |
5/14/2000 |
your mother should know (doot doot) |
pants,deuce |
| 2798 |
6/28/2006 |
your new jerkcity |
dick |
| 6743 |
8/25/2017 |
your pathetic human laws of addition |
deuce,pants |
| 6355 |
7/8/2016 |
your perishables will temperature controlled |
pants |
| 1931 |
1/16/2004 |
your popeness |
rands,atandt |
| 1807 |
9/14/2003 |
your porn |
spigot |
| 3750 |
2/7/2009 |
your purpose in life |
deuce |
| 6371 |
7/25/2016 |
your screenplay and merchandising submission |
spigot,deuce |
| 2755 |
5/16/2006 |
your soggy towels |
pants,deuce |
| 6635 |
5/3/2017 |
your soul is covered in the ash of past civilizations |
deuce,pants |
| 6602 |
3/31/2017 |
your toebeans, your pisspots |
pants |
| 4478 |
2/27/2011 |
your upload was successful |
deuce,spigot |
| 4549 |
5/17/2011 |
your video |
spigot |
| 4738 |
12/11/2011 |
your waiter this evening |
pants |
| 3031 |
2/19/2007 |
your words hurt me |
spigot,deuce |
| 3660 |
11/9/2008 |
your words hurt me |
rands,deuce |
| 6756 |
9/7/2017 |
yup that's piss |
deuce,pants |
| 2836 |
8/3/2006 |
yup yup |
pants,rands,deuce |
| 6297 |
5/11/2016 |
yup, broken |
deuce,spigot |
| 5009 |
9/26/2012 |
zero not including me |
pants,deuce |
| 2675 |
2/24/2006 |
zig- zag |
pants |
| 5979 |
6/13/2015 |
zines and more zines |
pants |
| 2277 |
1/22/2005 |
zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing |
spigot |
| 2983 |
1/2/2007 |
zombie problem |
spigot,pants,deuce |
| 6547 |
2/1/2017 |
zucchini |
deuce,spigot,pants |
| 5368 |
9/26/2013 |
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spigot |