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SCHRODINGER'S PIZZA

"schrodinger's pizza"
January 9, 1999
Jerkcity 100


SPIGOT: UM, I DO NOT REMEMBER EATING THE LAST BITE OF PIZZA SO IT IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: I AM NOT SITTING ON IT!!!!!!!!! IT DID NOT WALK AWAY!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: WHOOPS!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THIS MORNING'S EMPTY BOX
SPIGOT: NOT THIS EVENING'S DOUBLE-BOX WITH BREADSTICKS POCH / DIPPING SAUCES
DEUCE: IT IS SCHROINGER'S PIZZA AND IS NEITHER IN YOUR APARTMENT NOR OUT OF IT AND YET BOTH AT THE SAME TIME