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THE POSTMAN

"the postman"
July 6, 2001
Jerkcity 1,013


PANTS: I WANT TO DELIVER MAIL TO THE STALLS
PANTS: PACKAGE FOR YOU SIR
PANTS: KNOCK KNOCK I'VE GOT A POSTCARD FROM STALL 4 TO STALL 2
SPIGOT: COME ON IN SORRY AS YOU CAN SEE THIS PLACE IS A MESS
SPIGOT: CLOSE THE DOOR
SPIGOT: HONK
PANTS: OOF
PANTS: LORDY LORD
SPIGOT: URG
PANTS: SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE AND HULAGHLUAGHUAG HERE
SPIGOT: THANK YOU COME AGAIN