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SOMEBODY'S ASS HURTS

"somebody's ass hurts"
July 9, 2001
Jerkcity 1,015


SPIGOT: MY ASS HURTS!!!!!!
PANTS: OKAY BYE
SPIGOT: NO SERIOUSLY MY ASS REALLY HURTS
PANTS: AND???
SPIGOT: CAN YOU STICK YOUR HAND UP THERE AND HELP
PANTS: OH MY GOD
SPIGOT: PLEASE???? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
PANTS: **SIGH** ALL RIGHT
SPIGOT: OW
SPIGOT: OW OW OW OW OW OKAY OW ENOUGH
PANTS: HOLD STILL
PANTS: DUDE I JUST PULLED OUT A SOLID GOLD WATCH
SPIGOT: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!