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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"spigot: homicide detective"
July 22, 2001
Jerkcity 1,028
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SPIGOT: OK CHIEF HERE'S THE SCENE: WE GOT TWO DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE BACKYARD
SPIGOT: BOTH ARE WEARING PINK PANSY DRESSES AND LIPSTICK
SPIGOT: FOUR DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE GARAGE
SPIGOT: LOOKS LIKE THEY CHOKED TO DEATH ON THEIR OWN QUEERNESS
SPIGOT: AND A BUNCH OF DEAD FAGS IN THE LIVING ROOM
SPIGOT: WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THEY DIED
SPIGOT: WE KNOW IT INVOLVES SUCKING DICK
SPIGOT: GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY LIEUTENANT |
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