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ORDINARY DECK OF CARDS

"ordinary deck of cards"
January 14, 1999
Jerkcity 104


SPIGOT: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY DECK OF CARDS
SPIGOT: WAIT
SPIGOT: HERE I HAVE A TOTALLY ORDI
SPIGOT: HANG ON
SPIGOT: OKAY FUCK THAT ONE
SPIGOT: HERE I HAVE A BUNCH OF UNLINKED RINGS
SPIGOT: NO THESE ARE UNLICKED DICKS
SPIGOT: SHOUTCAST!!!!!!!!!