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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"donation"
January 19, 1999
Jerkcity 106
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RANDS: I WOULD LIKE POINT OUT THAT I WILL BE DONATING THIS HALF-FULL CUP OF COFFEE TO FIGHT AIDS
DEUCE: BY SPLASHING IT ON SOME AIDS PATIENTS' LAP (HOPEFULLY IT IS HOT)
DEUCE: CHIN UP !!! I'VE JUST TAKEN YOUR MIND OFF OF YOUR AIDS FOR TEN SECONDS (WHILE YOU SHOUTED AND YELPED...
DEUCE: ...IN PAIN AT YOUR SCALDED NUTS)
SPIGOT: THESE PATIENTS DON'T NEED A FRIEND!!!!!!! THEY NEED A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: CLAMPING THE CLOWN NOSE ON MY DONG AND LOOKING FOR ANYONE ELDERLY/COMATOSE
DEUCE: GOD BLESS THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS |
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