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ONE IN THE SAME

"one in the same"
August 31, 2001
Jerkcity 1,065


EFFIGY: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NANOMETER AND A KILOMETER
DEUCE: ONE GETS YOU HARD AND ONES GETS YOU HIGH
EFFIGY: TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT ONE IN THE SAME