virus alert

"virus alert" | Monday, September 10, 2001 | No. 1,075
spigot: VIRUS ALERT!!!
spigot: SOMEBODY IS SENDING OUT A SCREENSAVER
spigot: IF YOU DOWNLOAD IT YOUR HARD DRIVE WILL CRASH
spigot: IT JUST WENT INTO CIRULATION YESTERDAY
spigot: AS FAR AS WE KNOW
spigot: BE CAREFUL !!!
spigot: PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
spigot: LINE UP FOR FACEFUCKING







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