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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"starbucks and a noah's bagels"
September 16, 2001
Jerkcity 1,081
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SPIGOT: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WEDGE YOUR BALLS AGAINST EITHER SIDE OF MY FACE LIKE A STARBUCKS AND A NOAH'S BAGELS
DEUCE: I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS GAME ANYMORE (CLEARLY NOT SPACE INVADERS)
SPIGOT: THE NEIGHBORHOOD SURROUNDING MY MOUTH AND LEGS HAS REALLY GENTRIFIED
DEUCE: GENTRIFIED: A WORD THAT HAS NEVER BEEN USED ON JERKCITY BEFORE
SPIGOT: THAT JUST PROVES I'VE GOT A PIONEERING SPIRIT |
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