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JANUARY URINE

"january urine"
September 19, 2001
Jerkcity 1,084


DEUCE: WHO'S GETTING ME WHAT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY PEOPLE
PANTS: I'M GIVING YOU MY JUG OF JANUARY URINE
PANTS: HEARTS AND FLOWERS ??? KITTENS AND HUGS ??? A DOZEN RED ROSES ???
DEUCE: FAGGOT
PANTS: COCKS AND SOME MANNER OF MEAT BY-PRODUCT THAT HURTS WHEN IT ENTERS YOU ???
DEUCE: FUCKING
: MEMO TO ALL: IN THE FUTURE, PLEASE DO NOT EAT CAT FOOD ON THE SET. THE SMELL OF THE EMPTY CANS IS DISTURBING THE NIGHT CREW.