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TANTAMOUNT TO EXERCISE

"tantamount to exercise"
January 27, 1999
Jerkcity 109


DEUCE: I HAVE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE HEAD AND ASS FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES STRAIGHT
DEUCE: (BRUISING, SWELLING, ASKING FOR ICE)
SPIGOT: THAT IS TANTAMOUNT TO EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEUCE: I KNOW AND FOR THAT I AM ASHAMED
PANTS: WE HAVE ALL FAILED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
PANTS: MAYBE WE SHOULD PULL OUR PANTS DOWN
RANDS: I AM SO THERE
DEUCE: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WILL SOLVE ANY OF OUR
DEUCE: OH