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DREAMBOAT

"dreamboat"
September 26, 2001
Jerkcity 1,091


SPIGOT: KURT RUSSELL'S A DREAMBOAT
DEUCE: I LIKE DICK DID I MENTION THAT YET TODAY
SPIGOT: BY "DICK" DO YOU MEAN JUST THE DONG OR THE WHOLE COCK-AND-BALLS EXTRAVAGANZA
DEUCE: WE'RE TALKING SHAFT NUTS AND ALL
SPIGOT: SHAFT