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CANDLING

"candling"
October 8, 2001
Jerkcity 1,103


PANTS: IT IS LATE
DEUCE: YES
DEUCE: YES IT IS
PANTS: SOON I WILL BE A GREAT BIG FAGGY PUMPKIN (MIDNIGHT)
DEUCE: HOLY GOD PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO (CARVING YOU, PUTTING A CANDLE INSIDE YOU)
PANTS: URP
PANTS: I AM BEING CANDLED
DEUCE: (BUSY CANDLING YOU)
PANTS: WICK END UP PLZ
DEUCE: THAT'S MY FUCKING DECISION (CANDLING)