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MAN DOWN

"man down"
January 30, 1999
Jerkcity 111


PANTS: 10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS
ATANDT: CUMSHOTS FIRED
ATANDT: CLEAR PARCEL 12
PANTS: 338 UNITS 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5 RESPONDING
PANTS: UNITS 6, 7 EN ROUTE
ATANDT: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
PANTS: UNIT 8 WILL SUPERVISE