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ALSO THE UGLY

"also the ugly"
January 31, 1999
Jerkcity 112


DEUCE: DOES THIS DRESS AND DO THESE SHOES MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
PANTS: I THINK IT'S THE FATNESS THAT REALLY DOES IT
PANTS: ALSO THE UGLY
SPIGOT: TRY PUTTING THE SHOES UP YOUR ASS AND THE DRESS OVER YOUR HEAD
DEUCE: DOES THIS DRESS AND DO THESE SHOES MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
PANTS: I THINK IT'S THE FATNESS THAT REALLY DOES IT
PANTS: ALSO THE UGLY
SPIGOT: TRY PUTTING THE SHOES UP YOUR ASS AND THE DRESS OVER YOUR HEAD