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THE SUBJUNCTIVE

"the subjunctive"
March 5, 1999
Jerkcity 142


DEUCE: I WISH I WERE TOILET TRAINED
DEUCE: NOTE THE USE OF THE SUBJUNCTIVE INDICATING A CONDITION CONTRARY TO FACT