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HI DAVE

"hi dave"
March 12, 1999
Jerkcity 152


: INIT SINGLE USER MODE
OZONE: HI AND WELCOME TO DICKLICKERS ANONYMOUS
OZONE: MY NAME IS DAVE
OZONE: (HI DAVE)
OZONE: AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DICKLICKING
DEUCE: WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM COULD EVER BE INVOLVED WITH DICKLICKING?!?!?