english muffins

"english muffins" | Tuesday, December 10, 2002 | No. 1,533
deuce: WHO WANTS ENGLISH MUFFINS ????
deuce: (PRESENTS CAKES OF SHIT ON A NICE PLATTER)
rands: THESE ARE NOT ENGLISH MUFFINS
rands: THESE ARE CAKES OF SHIT
rands: ON A NICE PLATTER
deuce: GOT YOU !!!!! HAHAHAHAHA (THROWS PLATTER AND RUNS AWAY)
rands: EATING THE SHIT ANYWAY
deuce: SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE JOKE'S ON ME







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"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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