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DEEPER TOILETS

"deeper toilets"
March 18, 1999
Jerkcity 160


NET: I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER
NET: I.E. FOR THE POOP WOULD FALL FARTHER
NET: THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED
DEUCE: SCARED OR SCARRED (LISTENING INTENTLY)
NET: SCARED AS IN FRIGHTENED FOR ITS PHYSICAL SAFETY
DEUCE: EXCELLENT
NET: IF THERE WAS SOME WAY IT WOULD SCREAM ON THE WAY DOWN THAT WOULD BE BEST
DEUCE: IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN