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FUCK YOU RED

"fuck you red"
March 21, 1999
Jerkcity 163


PANTS: PLEASE WRITE TO ME SLOWLY AS I AM IN THE SOVIET UNION
PANTS: WE ONLY HAVE 2400 BAUD
DEUCE: FUCK YOU RED
PANTS: I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO VIEW YOUR 21MB AVI ATTACHMENT, I HAD TO ABORT THE DOWNLOAD
PANTS: REPEAT: ABORT THE DOWNLOAD