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JERK TWO DICKS

"jerk two dicks"
September 7, 1998
Jerkcity 17


DEUCE: WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LOVE ME
PANTS: I JERK TWO DICKS BEFORE I JERK TWO DICKS
PANTS: IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL RIGHT
PANTS: HONK HONK HONK
DEUCE: I DON'T UNDERSTAND