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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"lincos-like"
April 5, 1999
Jerkcity 179
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PANTS: CAN WE LICK IT, CAN WE PRICK IT
DEUCE: WE CAN DO BOTH
PANTS: HOW ?!?!?
DEUCE: DETAILS FOLLOW
DEUCE: HULBGHULGDBHULBGDBGHULDBGDHULBAGDHLBGDHLUGB
DEUCE: THAT IS A LINCOS-LIKE MESSAGE TRANSMITTED TO ALL THE NEARBY SUNLIKE STARS
DEUCE: THEY WILL REALIZE THAT EARTH IS POPULATED BY FUCKING HOMOS AND STAY CLEAR
PANTS: WHAT IF THEY HAVE CRAZY ALIEN E.T. STYLE DICKS FOR US TO LICK ?!?!?
PANTS: THEY MIGHT SAY HEY APE-LIKE COCKSUCKING BEASTS LET'S LAND THERE
DEUCE: THEY ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF US IN TECHNOLOGY AND STRAIGHT |
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