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MORE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING

"more goddamn cocksucking"
April 12, 1999
Jerkcity 187


DEUCE: DICKS, ETC
SPIGOT: I WISH THAT COMPUTERS COULD BRING US CLOSER TOGETHER
DEUCE: T SPIGOT DO YOU MEAN CLOSER LIKE TOUCHING DICKS
DEUCE: OR WHAT
SPIGOT: YOU SAID THERE WAS WATER ON THE MOON AND INSTEAD IT'S JUST MORE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING