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BURGERS, SAUSAGES, TIN ROOF

"burgers, sausages, tin roof"
April 14, 1999
Jerkcity 189


SPIGOT: T DEUCE YOU SAID THIS WASN'T A KISSING GAME
DEUCE: MMMMMMMM
SPIGOT: OFF
SPIGOT: T PANTS I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED DOPE SMOKE INTO MY MOUTH AND LUNGS TWN TIMES
SPIGOT: DIAGNOSIS: CINNAMON BUNS
SPIGOT: I'M FAT
DEUCE: FUCK YOU