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LET'S GO TO THE MOON

"let's go to the moon"
September 9, 1998
Jerkcity 19


RANDS: HI GUYS
PANTS: WE'RE ON THE MOON
RANDS: HOLY CRAP -- ZERO G MEANS I CAN FINALLY REALIZE MY COCK SUCKING DREAMS
RANDS: ACTUALLY THERE IS GRAVITY ON THE MOON, BUT YOU'D NEED MATH TO PROVE IT
DEUCE: THERE'S NO GRAVITY WE'LL JUST WEAR HEAVY BOOTS
PANTS: MATH IS HARD