then i woke the fuck up

"then i woke the fuck up" | Saturday, December 4, 2004 | No. 2,228
rands: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
rands: I AM FIRST CLASS PRIVATE RANDS
rands: THIS IS SCOUTMASTER PANTS
pants: AND I'M ALL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HE'S ALL I'M DANIEL SO I SAYS WHERE'S THE REGULAR GUY AND HE'S GOT NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THEN I WOKE UP







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2014.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.