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"boys" | Tuesday, May 18, 1999 | No. 225
spigot: HEY LOOK EVERYONE I'M ITALIAN
spigot: MMM THAT'S A GOOD PIZZA PIE
spigot: MY RED AND WHITE STRIPED SHIRT SURE FITS NICE
spigot: I LIKE BOYS
spigot: HOLY GOD MY WEINER JUST GOT FAT LIKE A SALAMI WHEN I SAID THAT
spigot: I'D BETTER SHUT UP
spigot: I'M GIOVANNI THE ITALIAN PEDOPHILE
spigot: SHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: CALZONES WILL KEEP MY MIND OFF BOYS
spigot: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF RIGHT HERE IN MY TIGHT PANTS
spigot: THAT'S AMORE







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