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BOYS

"boys"
May 18, 1999
Jerkcity 225


SPIGOT: HEY LOOK EVERYONE I'M ITALIAN
SPIGOT: MMM THAT'S A GOOD PIZZA PIE
SPIGOT: MY RED AND WHITE STRIPED SHIRT SURE FITS NICE
SPIGOT: I LIKE BOYS
SPIGOT: HOLY GOD MY WEINER JUST GOT FAT LIKE A SALAMI WHEN I SAID THAT
SPIGOT: I'D BETTER SHUT UP
SPIGOT: I'M GIOVANNI THE ITALIAN PEDOPHILE
SPIGOT: SHHHHHHHHHH
SPIGOT: CALZONES WILL KEEP MY MIND OFF BOYS
SPIGOT: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF RIGHT HERE IN MY TIGHT PANTS
SPIGOT: THAT'S AMORE