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THE ONE WHERE

"the one where"
May 24, 1999
Jerkcity 231


DEUCE: THE ONE WHERE KIRK AND UHURA KISS
SPIGOT: I WOULD LIKE TO FART IN YOUR FACE FOR THE FULL HOUR
SPIGOT: $20 $40 $60 $80 ETC
DEUCE: I THINK THAT WOULD BE AT THE $60 LEVEL
DEUCE: OKAY A QUARTER
SPIGOT: I'M BROKE
DEUCE: A FREEBIE THEN