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THREE ROOMS

"three rooms"
May 25, 1999
Jerkcity 232


PANTS: T DEUCE WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE MARRIED (THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG)
SPIGOT: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY DONG COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY BETTER CHOKE IT DOWN WHILE I'M TAKING A NAP
SPIGOT: IT TOOK ME TWO KIT-KATS JUST TO GET TO THE VIDEO STORE!!!!!!!!! AND TWO REESE'S CUPS JUST TO GET HOME
DEUCE: T SPIGOT ALTERNATIVE FUELS