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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"the mating rituals of spigot"
June 2, 1999
Jerkcity 240
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SPIGOT: GODDAMNIT LADY I SAID ON THE PHONE I NEEDED SOMEONE TO DRIBBLE AND DROOL LONG STRINGY STRANDS OF SLOBBER ALL OVER MY DICK AND SUBSEQUENTLY HER FACE !!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD YOU ARE COPPING SOME LOSER-BITCH ATTITUDE WHICH FORCES ME TO BAND YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE MARBLE SINK
DEUCE: THE MATING RITUALS OF SPIGOT
SPIGOT: NEXT ON DISCOVERY????? OR BIOGRAPHY
SPIGOT: YOU'VE MADE US THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE QUADRANT |
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