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"wikipedia" | Friday, May 27, 2005 | No. 2,402
uncredited woman: ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, MY NAME IS JUST "GIRL"
deuce: SOMEONE PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING MOUTH
pants: AS A SEX OFFENDER I HOPE TO SOMEDAY GROW MY OWN VICTIM
deuce: NOW WORK THE KIDNEYS
pants: THIS STORY ALWAYS ENDS WITH HER FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS







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"fair to middlin'" starring pants and deuce




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