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STILL ONLY THIRTY-FIVE CENTS

"still only thirty-five cents"
June 6, 1999
Jerkcity 244


PANTS: A GREAT GOOD GODDAMN LET'S HEAR IT SHOUT IT OUT
PANTS: DICKS (TRYING REALLY REALLY HARD)
PANTS: CCCP (I'M CLEAR ON THE THREE C'S BUT HELP ME OUT WITH THE REST)
PANTS: IN CAHOOTS WITH TITS
PANTS: I AM STILL ONLY THIRTY FIVE CENTS
PANTS: THIS IS THE WORST MARVEL TEAM-UP EVER
DEUCE: GOOD LORD GET THAT GUY A DICK STAT HE'S IN DICKLESS DELERIUM
PANTS: MAN THE PANTALOONS