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SPIGOT IS LOIS LANE

"spigot is lois lane"
June 8, 1999
Jerkcity 246


SPIGOT: IT'S SUCKER PUNCH A QUEER MONTH AT YOUR NORTHERN CALIFORNIA MAZDA DEALER
SPIGOT: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES
SPIGOT: IF CHRISTOPHER REEVE GETS TO BE PARALYZED THEN I GET TO BE CRAZY