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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"bathroom patrol"
June 12, 1999
Jerkcity 250
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PANTS: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BATHROOM PATROL
PANTS: AND YOU ARE NOT OFFICER DONGALONG
PANTS: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM WILLING TO BE ARRESTED, CHAINED SOMEWHERE
SPIGOT: SO YOU HAVE KIDNAPPED ME
SPIGOT: INSTRUCTED ME TO TAKE THE DOLLARS THAT GET POKED THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL...
SPIGOT: ...AND HAND THEM SMALL BAGS OF COCAINE?!?!?
SPIGOT: AND I AM HANDCUFFED TO THIS HOT WATER HEATER PIPE??????
SPIGOT: DO I GET A BREAK ANYTIME SOON?!?!?!!? SIR WITH THE GHETTO BLASTER AND RAP CD'S |
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