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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"quisp"
June 16, 1999
Jerkcity 254
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DEUCE: HOW CAN TWENTY YEAR OLD PROBES ARE STILL WORKING FINE
DEUCE: BUT THE SHIT WE PUT TOGETHER NOW KEEPS BREAKING BEFORE IT GETS ANYWHERE
SPIGOT: BECAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE TAPE AND STRING LIKE THEY USED TO
DEUCE: IT'S ALL PLASTICS NOW
SPIGOT: ALSO THE YOUNG KIDS TODAY ARE SIGNIFICANTLY MORE STONED THAN THEIR FOREFATHERS
DEUCE: DIDN'T YOU SEE ANDROMEDA STRAIN?!?!? AND THAT'S WHERE THE STUFF IS !!! SO NO KIDDING IT'S BROKEN
SPIGOT: HOW CAN A VIRUS THAT KILLS EVERYTHING STAY ALIVE FOR NINETY BORING MINUTES
DEUCE: QUAKER OATS MAKES QUISP |
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