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FREE KEVIN

"free kevin"
June 18, 1999
Jerkcity 256


SPIGOT: I JUST TOLD SOME STUPID MARKETING WHORE SHE WAS A HOT LITTLE FILLIE!!!!!
SPIGOT: AND SHE MADE ONE OF THOSE "MAD, OUTRAGED" FACES
SPIGOT: THEN I PULLED HER BLOUSE UP OVER HER HEAD AND SQUEEZED HER TITTIES RIGHT THROUGH HER BRA!!!!!!
SPIGOT: WELL BACK TO LOOKING AT PORN
SPIGOT: FREE KEVIN !!!
SPIGOT: I PLEAD GUILTY
SPIGOT: NEVER MIND !!!
DEUCE: GGGG