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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."
-- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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"war"
June 27, 1999
Jerkcity 266
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DEUCE: B-2 STEALTH BOMBERS MAKE COMBAT DEBUT ?? I HOPE NOT AS WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR
SPIGOT: THESE BOMBS ARE DROPPING COURTESY OF TACO BELL AND PEPSI !!!!!!!!!
SPIGOT: YO QUIERO TACO BELL !!!!!!!! BOOM SMASH BURN
DEUCE: OPERATION ALLIED FORCE ?!?!?!? CAN'T WE COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT
SPIGOT: HOWDY FROM AMERICA
SPIGOT: GOT MILK?!?!?!!?!?!? CRASH SMASH EXPLODE
SPIGOT: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE OPERATION BOMB ALL OTHER NATIONS
DEUCE: T SPIGOT "EXPLODE" IS NOT VERY ONOMATOPOETIC
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