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THE MOON

"the moon"
July 5, 1999
Jerkcity 274


SPIGOT: LET'S GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK
DEUCE: YOU KNOW WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE MOON FOR ALL THAT
DEUCE: (I.E., A SPACE IN MY BATHROOM JUST OPENED UP)
SPIGOT: THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT WE GET NASA INVOLVED