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"get a mop"
July 11, 1999
Jerkcity 280
PANTS: YOU ARE EATING ALL THE TARMAC
DEUCE: THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL BECOME STRONG (THINKING IT'S SPINACH)
PANTS: THE POOP DECK IS FULL AGAIN
DEUCE: GET A MOP (DO NOT PEE ON IT)
PANTS: I PROMISE NOTHING
