get a mop

"get a mop" | Sunday, July 11, 1999 | No. 280
pants: YOU ARE EATING ALL THE TARMAC
deuce: THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL BECOME STRONG (THINKING IT'S SPINACH)
pants: THE POOP DECK IS FULL AGAIN
deuce: GET A MOP (DO NOT PEE ON IT)
pants: I PROMISE NOTHING
: This is a true story.







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