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ONGOING CONVERAGE

"ongoing converage "
July 21, 1999
Jerkcity 290


PANTS: JFK JR'S PLANE IS LATE !!!!
RANDS: WILL THIS IMPACT MY SUBSCRIPTION TO GEORGE
DEUCE: SO ANYONE WANT TO GET A NET AND FISH JFK, JR.'S BODY OUT OF THE WATER ?!?!?
PANTS: ARRRRG THIS BE MARTHA'S BONEYARD
SPIGOT: IS JFK RELATED TO THE KFC COLONEL
DEUCE: COVERED WITH PLANE FUEL AND PARTS OF HIS WIFE
PANTS: MAYBE THEY'LL NAME AN UNDERWATER AIRPORT AFTER HIM ???? WRITE BACK
SPIGOT: I SURE HOPE HE'S FINGER-LICKIN' SAFE !!!!!
RANDS: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. FOUND ALIVE, WEARY
SPIGOT: YAY !!!!!
DEUCE: YAY !!!!!
PANTS: YAY !!!!!
RANDS: YAY !!!!!
RANDS: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. ASSASSINATED !!!!!!
DEUCE: D'OH
PANTS: D'OH
RANDS: D'OH
SPIGOT: D'OH