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AIR FORCE, NAVY, MARINES

"air force, navy, marines"
July 24, 1999
Jerkcity 293


DEUCE: I SHOULD JOIN THE MILITARY !!!!
PANTS: AIR FORCE ??? NAVY ???? MARINES ?!??!!? TOO OLD WHAT THE
DEUCE: COAST GUARD ?!!?!? DICKLICKERS FORCE ?!?!??
PANTS: I WOULD GO WITH THE FORCE THING
SPIGOT: I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO RUN AROUND !!! I JUST WANT TO SUCK THEM ALL OFF !!!
PANTS: LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF EXCEPT NOT ACTUALLY A HEADLESS CHICKEN
DEUCE: AND NOT EVEN REALLY RUNNING AROUND MORE LIKE JUST SITTING STILL TAKING THE DICKS EVERY WHICH WAY
PANTS: I FOLLOW