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AN UNLICKED DICK (PART I OF II)

"an unlicked dick (part i of ii)"
August 17, 1999
Jerkcity 318


SPIGOT: I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN UNLICKED DICK IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF MY PANTS !!!
DEUCE: UHUHUHUH
PANTS: *
SPIGOT: SOMEONE GET ON THE HORN TO C|NET
DEUCE: HOLY
PANTS: OH BOY
DEUCE: T PANTS SNAP TO IT PRIVATE DICKLICKER
PANTS: I'M ALL OVER THIS STAND BACK EVERYBODY HUGA GLUAG LAUG LAGUAL
: TO BE CONTINUED !!!