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AN UNLICKED DICK (PART II OF II)

"an unlicked dick (part ii of ii)"
August 18, 1999
Jerkcity 319


DEUCE: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPIGOT: IT'S COMPLETELY UNLICKED OVER THERE !!!
PANTS: I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS
DEUCE: WHAT THE CHRIST
SPIGOT: JUST KIDDING IT WAS MY DICK THE WHOLE TIME AND WE'RE ALL OKAY
PANTS: HLUALAHGLAHLHAG